Decatur Democrat, Volume 35, Number 47, Decatur, Adams County, 12 February 1892 — Page 7

f* ll1 —— L2-__- _ I 'w\ $ I/O)*/ OWWfflU* r’W J,, It disappears —the worst forms of catarrh, with tho use of Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Remedy. It’s mild, soothing, cleansing and healing properties effect a perfect and permanent cure, no matter how bad the case, or of how long standing. It’s a remedy that succeeds where everything else has failed. Thousands of such cases can be pointed out. That’s the reason its proprietors back their faith in it with money. They offer SSOO reward for a case of catarrh whiuh they cannot cure. It’s a medicine that allows them to take such a risk. Doesn’t common sense lead you to take such a medicine? “An advertising fake,” you say. Funny, isn’t it, how some people prefer sickness to health when the remedy is positive and the guarantee absolute. Wise men don’t put money back of “fakes.” And “faking” doesn’t pay. — DUKILMER'S S’KP Ffoo'f Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cure. Rheumatism, Lumbago, pain in joints orback. brick dust in urine, frequent calls, irritation, intiamation, gravel, ulceration or catarrh of bladder. Disordered Liver, Impaired dtaertlon, gout, billlous-headache. SWAMP-ROOT cures kidney difficulties, Xu Grippe,-urinary trouble, bright’s disease. Impure Blood, Scrofula, malaria, genl weakness or debility, contents of On. Bottle, It not benefited, Druggists will refund to you t*o price paid. At Druggists, 50c. Size, SI.OO Size. "InraJM*' Guide to H<*lth”free—Consultation tree. Db. Kilmkb & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. A Woman’s Remedy for Woman’s Diseases, that a. "woman best understands a woman’s silt.” That she has done her work, well is plainly indicated by the unprecedented success of her great female remedy called Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, No one remedy in all the world has done so much to relieve the fly ''"■SS®! suffering of her sex. —Wisc Her compound goes to MW VN the very root of Female IjGk W Complaints, drives out Wf* JiL. disease, and re-invigo-rates the entire system. AU DrwMliti reU It, or rent fMr zamvKSjgßK by mail, in fbrrn of I’illi or Lozenges,on rrcfintof9l <H>. Liver PHlk Site. Corre■pondme, freely answered. JT*™*/** Address in confidence, * * - zn d). // Ltdia E. Pinkham Mkd. Co., >***c£*mho OirKN, Mas*. X, < it ake Ib^^K/ pleasant THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW AND MV COMPLEXION IS BETTER. My doctor says It acts gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and Isa pleasant laxative. This drink is made from herbs, and is prepared tor use as easily ■as teas Itiseallod LANE'S MEDICINE AU druggists sell It at 50c. and gl.oo per package. Buy one today. Lane’s Family Medicine move, the bowel* each day. In order to bo healthy, thia In necessary. This tfREAT COUGH CURE, thia successIpl CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by draglists on a positive guarantee, a test that no other fejSKJSSSLSafKS will cure you promptly. H your child has the CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fH9r CON. SUMPTION. don’t wait until your case is hopeless, but take this Cure at once and receive immediate help. Ask your druggist for SHILOH’S CURE. If your lungs are sore or back lame, use Shuoh’s Porous Plasters. t ' ' ' 1 ~~ E' A Sketching Camera that reflect* any small picture to life, or any sire aent on trial. Catalogue be, a R. JENNE, Fort Wayne, Ind. DONOTBEDECEmED®"* I™™ 1 ™™ —~ and Paints whteh . sss BU nh ” * packaß “ HAS All AMNUAL SALE 0F3,000 TMS.

I - TO LOUI9g - J ! re— Mil hzW Cp 'll ■ » OUIBE, if riches he « ■ AJv must have Al ' ■/ Whom you receive / , / to be your slave, / /■ ' If gold and silver ■ ' ■». ’Hs you crave /A" \ ■ wl And all that grand Is; ,r If you require four1/ , In-hands, A country house with spreading lands, Fine horses, gems, expensive brands Os wines and brandies— If In the winter you must go To Nice and Home and Monaco, To Naples, where soft brazes blow And night caresses; If you must bat ea change of air When lang'rous June has come to snare Imaginations, and the glare Os noon oppresses— If you would have naught else to do. Than Idle fancies to pursue And cast them by when you are through Like faded flowers; It such your dream be, then, dear one, By my poor love you’ll not be won And I would better now be done Thau waste the hours. But if you'll turn a favoring ear To simple, honest love, my dear— A love that’s earnest, firm, sincere, And never falters; If you wohld have a heart that’s pure, A slave whose slav’ry will endure. A taste of happiness that’s sure And never alters— Why, then, take this I offer you. You’ll find that I can yet be true Despite the idle gossips who All swear I'm fickle; For never have I laved before, Although, In truth. I’ve had great store Os maids for whom I’d (so I swore) Defy time's sickle. And then, my sweet, our love will be One long, continual ecstasy, An earthly paradise we’ll see, In part divine, dear; If you will take the heart I send. If you will your affection lend. If I may be, until the end, Your valentine, dear. 4 S’PRISED THE TEACHER. Valentines, valentines; the stationer’s window was lined with them; the counter was piled with these airy nothings. Such a medley of cupids, arrows, golden hearts, and flowers peeping through the dainty white and gold lace; and, last of all, the swoot verses under these manifold beauties. No wonder the dainty maidens looking in caught their breaths, and with one voice exclaimed, “Lovely, lovely!” The next instant, like a sudden ray of sunlight, they burst into the shop. Mr. Popham, the stationer, a pale, thin little man, who always looked as if he were cold, began to think it was a pleasant day after all. “Oh, I choose this, and I choose this; Just see—isn’t this lovely! I choose this!" How the heads bobbed and the hands daintily lifted one after another, bright eyes still spying new delights. Mr. Popham began to feel a warm glow about his heart that spread and spread until he was so comfortable. The wrinkles began to smooth out of his face, his shoulders came d»wn, his crooked fingers relaxed and looked comfortable, like the rest of him. Mr. Popham was about to have a fine trade. It had been a cloudy, chilly day, a few people had stepped in to the stationer’s, but had not bought anything. He had been growing colder, his wrinkles tighter, his shoulders higher, and his fingers more crooked, all day; now he would have a fine trade. Every one of those dear little maids would buy a valentine, some more than one, perhaps. One, two,, three, four, five of them; five valentines, sure; perhaps seven. H’m! that would “I choose ’ Would they ever stop choosing? Suddenly the voices ceased, and only one was to be heard, in a half whisper. As Mr Popham was rather deaf he began to frown; he couldn’t hear a word. Then they all began to whisper and tjlt about on their toes, and smile and hold their hands over their mouths; and how they did bob their heads! What tantalizing misses! Then, if you will believe it, every mother’s daughter of them tip-toed out of the shop, bobbing, skipping, and chattering until they disappeared from sight. -Never was Mr. Popham moredisgusted In his life. He climbed upon his high stool and looked at his book where he had expected to make such a nice little entry, and drew himself up into such a tight bunch, he looked like a little humpbacked dwarf. It was very cloudy, dark and chilly,. Indeed. The next day was St. Valentine’s Day; chillier and darker than the day before. In a certain school-room sat the five little maids, each with a book before her. The teacher was having a hard day of it. Five pair of eyes constantly roved from the books to the teacher, from the teacher to the door, and then exchanged meaning glances with each other. Five pair of feet kept up a continual restless shuffle, and kept the rest of the school in confusion. The teacher bad no idea that a certain five were the cause of this, that looked to her like rebellion. She watched all day, but could not toll which one or ones to punish. The more she com-’ manded and threatened the worse they acted. Ora Maurice, her best scholar (one of the five), failed In geography. The Idea of her being so stupid as to say when asked what were the principal products of Massachusetts, “Valentines." Miss Wade, tho teacher, was neither pretty nor sweet-tempered; but she did try to teach them, and the parents all agreed they—the scholars — never learned so much in one term before. Would It never be four o’clock? Miss Wade pressed her hands to her aching head. That ceaseless, rasping hustling had set her nerves on edge, and tho bold, disobedient eyes of the inattentive children were enough to aggravates, Saint. At lost the climax came in the shape of a little, fat, freckle-faced boy on the front seat. Many a feruling that innocent, half-pathetic, honest smile of his had saved him. i But there was no salvation for Sammy to-day. It was nothing that he missed in all his lessons; he always did that. She did not much mind his falling asleep over his primer and setting tho school Into a titter. These things were not intentional. The broad, good-natured smile, and a look from the honest blue eyes won his pardon. But he let his book fall, the exploslve report causing her head to snap with pain, and then giggled like ah idiot. He half rose from his chair and looked out of the window at, some chance passer-by, pointing for the rest of the school to look, holding his hand over his

mouth and giggling more idiotic-like still. Thyfn Miss Wade felt that she could not and would not endure any further naughtiness from this demoralized school; and when every scholar half arose and stretched his or her neck, she was fully decided. Some one must be made an example of; here was a good chance. / “Sammy Porter"—ln sternest tones At this critical moment a knock came at the door. Miss Wade smoothed her face as best she could and answered the knock. There Ip the doorway stood Mr. Popham, the stationer, bowing and smiling in a very summerlsh way. He placed a package in the wondering teacher’s hands. “I was requested to deliver this to you, miss. Yes, miss; to you, miss. A flno school you have, miss. Yes, miss; a flue school, miss, Good-day, miss.” And with another bow and flourish he disappeared. The teacher walked slowly back to the desk and would have laid the package one side. All at onoe she noticed how still It was. Had tho scholars Jumped out of the windows while she was at the door? She looked up; there they eat In their proper places, motionless ns statues. Every eye was fixed on her with a strange earnestness; even Sammy forgot that moment to smile. Miss Wade’s hand began to tremble; she slowly out the cord, removed the wrapper, and, behold! a blue and gold covered book. Pnems; Longfellow’s poems. She turned ■ the leaves. What nice clear print. What line illustrations. She turned to the blank leaf to look for a clue to this mystery. There was pinned a pretty valentine. Inside that was written in the large, even letters of book-writing copy: “With our best love. Long may you teach in the school-house on the hill." No name. It seemed an ago to the waiting scholars that the teacher bent over the book. At last she looked up. Every eye was sparkling, every face smiling. “Hurrah for teacher!" shouted the boys, and the girls clapped their hands. Sammy popped up and down like a jack-in-the-box, his face fairly shining with delight. “Hush,” said Ora, at last. “Teacher is going to make a speech." Miss Wade leaned heavily on the hand resting on the desk as she stood before them. “Dear children,” she began, in a very unsteady voice, then she sat down, hid her face on the desk and cried. The children were silent and gazed at her with aWe-striken eyes. Who would have supposed that “teacher” ever cried? Poor Miss Wade! She would not have wept on any ordinary occasion. She would have accepted the gift with one of the sweet smiles that even the Grossest teachers hold In reserve, like choice preserves to be brought forth for company, and made a neat little speech to express her thanks. If her head hadn't ached so hard all day; if she hadn’t been so cross; if she hadn’t thought such hard thoughts of the scholars; if —oh! if she hadn’t been about to ferule Sammy! No wonder she cried. , Sammy wriggled about like an eel, grew very red in the face, and stared with anxious perplexed eyes at the teacher’s unaccountable actions. Then he marched bravely up to the platform and stopped near enough to just touch her with the end ot his finger by bending his body os much as he safely could. “Say, teacher, ain’t you glad?” A scared look flew into his face as he spoke and touched her; but when she looked up, his eyes met hers with the familiar, fearless, honest gaze, minus the goodnatured smile, however. Even force of nature and habit was not strong enough to conquer his trepidation. She made a motion he did not understand and did not have time to dodge. She clasped him in her arms and kissed his freckled cheeks. “You dear boy! and to think I came so near whipping you!” The girls came trooping forward then and she kissed every one of them. The boys held back shyly. "Come, boys, I wish to take each one of you by tho hand. ” Sammy had recovered his equilibrium. He stood on tip-toe with eagerness to be heard. “Say, teacher, Ora begun it. She said, ‘I choose teacher for my valentine.’ Then the rest wanted to choose you,— the rest in the store, you know. Susie Tucker told me all about it. Then Ora thought of having one big valentine, and they went all around last night to tell the school, and this noon they bought it. We all choosed you, teacher.” Sammy stopped out of breath; then with a gasp finished, “and that's how we s’prised you, teacher.”—Household Monthly. Whatever regret is' felt for the death of the heir presumptive to the British throne must be that which it is natural to feel when death removes a man in his youth, and especially when the time of his marriage is near. There was nothing in the character of the deceased to embitter his loss. He had not shown those qualities which would make him well fitted to rule or that have endeared him to the English people either as a man or as a prince. His marriage was a mere piece of, statecraft, so that there is no romantic element here to add to the sadness of his being taken away; and while death, and especially the death of one to whom life might be felt to hold out prospects so brilliant, cannot be other than shocking, this is a case where the affliction which follows the , shock is not likely to be either deep There is no question that England has gained by the exchange of the Prince for his brother George, ill-omened as that name has hitherto been to the British throne. The mania for circus performances in theaters—mania responsible for giving us, in “The Country Circus,” one of the most amusing pieces of the season—is raging all over just now. Every budding Impresario who can muster capital enough to buy an ancient Rosinante, a few barrel hoops covered with paper, and tA hire a sec-ond-hand Clown, has started on the road with a “combination,” which is brilliant beyond description—on the bill boards. Most of the animals in these circuses are made of cardboard and some of the performers act as if they were of the same stiff material. But these are small and immaterial details, which country audiences overlook in their desire to make the acquaintance of the latest theatrical fad. ‘ ■ . V J .. , Catch any boj’ of ten or twelve, and look at his hands, and you will find they arc chapped and rough and bleeding. Girls ot the same age have nice smelling things on their dressing table that they put on their hands at night, but Mr. Boyds left to the care of nature, and she is not very tender of those in her charge at this time of the year. , Sir Edwin Arnold says that Japan is the paradise of children, for in that land a child from the moment of its birth until its maturity never knows what it is to be unhappy.

.■■l" 1 ■- HISTORICAL items. It in said that, the Sibyl of Cum® used a fan while delivering her oraclog. Th» Bcandiniivians introduced the lute ut tuv battle .ii into general warfare. The Free Church of Scotland aeparated from the national establishment in 1843. Several of the monasteries on Mount Atlas date back to the time of Constantine. The first war steamer was built in 1818 by Robert I niton, and named Fulton the First In ancient times the standard was used to convey signals rather than a point of rallying. The transportation of criminals to New South Wales ceased in 1837, and transportation to Van Dieman's Land ceased in 1853. The franc became the monetary unit ot France in 1795, but gold coins of this name'wefe fir.t made in 1300, and , silver coins in 1575. The Cossacks used to elect their ottoman or supreme chief by throwing their fur caps nt the candidates in a general meeting called for the purpose. The English order of the Knights of Bath originated at the time of the crusades. The order was neglected and discontinued from 1664 to 1725. From 1827 to 1852 the national congress or constituent assembly of Buenos Ayres did not meet, and during the greater part of that time Rosas was absolute ruler of the country, although nominally only its Governor. When the army of Suvorov retreated from Elm in 1799 the march of the men loosened the snow of the Alps so that avalanches descended upon them, and 300 Aid their animals were buried under one of these immense snow slides. Only 17,000 of the 20,500 who left Elm made the march in safety. Thebe have been female cricket players in England. In 1797 a match was played in the parish of Bury between eleven married women and eleven maidens, which was won by the matrons by eighty runs. In 1811 two women elevens, selected from Surrey and Hontz, played a match a£ Ball’s Pond for 500 guineas. The contest was promoted by two sporting noblemen. The performers were of all ages and sizes—from 14 to 60. The young wore shawls and the old long cloaks. Hampshire's color was blue, while Surrey sported blue and orange. Surrey’s best bowler and runner was Baker, who was 60 years of age. Hampshire won. A Di'FUSled Tabby. In some manner a cat found its way into a cyclorama building several days ago, says the Portland Press. The man iu charge attempted to chase the trespassing feline through the door, but the cat evidently thought there was a better way of escaping the rising temper of the Irate man. It looked cautiously about, as if to avoid steeping on the prostrate forms of heroes slain In battle. Finally its eyes caught sight of a tree. A projecting limb hung very low and here the cat thought to find a place of safety. It gave one leap, and, no doubt, was the most disgusted cat in Portland when it learned by sad experience that the tree was on the canvas. It picked itself up and slowly slunk through the door, down the stairs and out of the building. Brazilian Hnterprlsc. An elevated railroad is to be built in Rio Janeiro soon. The official permission has been granted and all preliminaries for the construction have bSen arranged. It is a kind of belt line route, going one way and returning another. It is said ■ that a network of elevated roads is being planned for Rio which will embrye the whole of the federal district of the city. The service contemplated is to reach the outer points ever hour, nearer every twenty minutes, still nearer every ten minutes, and in tho heart cf the business district trains are to be run every five minutes. Th« Temptation To go out of door* in rough weather Is not strong, but we are, many of us, compelled to face rough weather frequently. Diseases which arise from i chfll are peculiar to no season of the year. This is true, therefore there should be in the closet of every household—what? Not an unmedieated stimulant, absolutely devoid of anything but an ercitire action, hut a tonic combining, in the effective form of an invigorant and an alterative, the .quality of defense against changes of weather. Hostetler's Stomach Bitters has three or four properties that no other article of its class possesses. Not only does it relieve the complaints which it eventually cures, it fortifies the system against the bad effects of changes of temperature, fatally and too often shown in the deadly form of "la grippe;’ it produces a radical change in the weakened condition of a system peculiarly liable to be attacked by it, and it t nds to provide against the danger resulting from an impoverished condition of the blood and a disordered state of the liver or bowels. Practically One Town. There are two Kansas Citvs, one in Missouri and one across the river in Kansas. . But, according to the Kansas City Star, they are reallv only one city. It says: “The practical union of the two cities has progressed because it was natural that it should; men own property in both cities; men sleep in Kansas City, Mq., and work in Kansas City, Kan., and men have their homes in Kansas City, Kan., and their places of business in Kansas City, Mo. Morning and evening the cars are crowded with workers of every grade going both ways. It is difficult to tell which crowd is tho larger.” Beware ot Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, A* mercury will surely destroy the sense of ■mell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the muoou* surfaces. Buch articles should nevdr be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do Is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Ball's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheaev £ Co.. Toledo, 0.. containe no mercury, and Is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine; It is taken internally, and made in Toledo. Ohio, by t. J. Cheney A Co. M-Sold by Druggists, price T3o par bottle. A movement to abolish the “annoying anachronism” of church bell ringing is talked of in San Francisco. The Report of that citv contends that, the theaters have as good a right to. Jisei_ steam whistles as the churches have to use bells, more especially as the theaters would not, in announcing their performances, awake people before day.ligfrt in the morning. ' No man can go straight ahead who looks backward. No Stomach Can long stand abusive treatment, such as too In sr:y and rapid ea it s, tod much rich food, hurrying to and from meals, ovsruts ot stimulant, or nar oties. ate. The inevit .ble result must be indigestion, and later Dyspepsia, with all the horrible suffering so manv people know too well. Dyspepsia doe* not get welt of i self. It reuulre* careful attention to diet and a good meatotne like Hood’s Sarsaparilla which regulates the atnmaeh. liver and bowe's, Stimulate* aeeretion ot the gaatric Juice, remove* acidity and tones the entire system to health. Hood’S P« I Iff Hwr fils. Frio* 35a \

It Kliould Be Kenned tod. In only five States has a mother any absolute legal right to the cuttody of her children. These are lowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Oregon and Washington, where both nmpnts h&Ya equal lights. .In the matter. In other States a mother has no control over tho children, not oven If driven from homo by her husband's cruelty, unless she applies In the court for the custody. In other words, the father, by right of fatherhood, can claim his child, but motherhood is not enough, the court must be appealed to before the mother can have absolute right to her children. This Injustice Is so tangled with legal teclffilealitlcs that It Is hard to unravel tho snarl, but since it has boon done in flvj States it can bo done In others. Don't give up and say there Is no help for Catarrh, Hay Fever and Cold in Head, > since thousands testify that Ely’s Cream Balm has entirely cured them. I have been bothered with catarrh for about twenty years; I had lost sense of sm«H entirely, and I had almost lost my hearing. My eyes were getting so dim I , had to get some one to thread my needle. 1 Now I have my hearing os well as I over ! had. and I can soe to thread as fine a neodlo im ever I did. my sense of smell seems to be fmprovtag all the time. I think there is i nothing like Ely’s Cream Balm for catarrh. —Mrs. E. E. Crimes, liendrill. Perry Co., 0. Apply Balm Into each nostril. It Is Quickly Absorbed. <«ivex ttelicfatonce. Price 50 cent* at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren St, New York. . He Saw Her. Mr. Sllptongue—l have not met your wife. Is she here this evening? Mr. Hansome —Yes, but just at this moment she is engaged—over there at .the piano. Mr. Sllptongue (with affected enthusiasm)^ —Ah, I see. She is that goddesslike beauty who Is playing an accompaniment lor the mountain of flesh who is singing. Mr. Hansome (stiffly)—My wife does not play. She sings.—New York Weekly. Dr. Lange thinks that Americans are more troubled with inflammation of the verralfarm appendix than other folks because they are prone to eat too much and too fast, and to acquire the habit qf constipation. Probably this disease rarely occurs fn persons with good digestion and regular bowels. QUEEN St CRESCENT ROUTE. Eieunlon to New Orleans, La., and Mobile. Ala., Account Mardl Gras. The Queen & Crescent P.oute will sell tickets from Cincinnati to Now Orleans. La., and Mobile, Ala., and return, at one fare for the round trip, on February 26. 27, 28. and 29. account Mardi Gras, which begins at points named above on March Ist. The Queen & Crescent Route is running solid vestibuled trains from Cincinnati to New Orleans without change. Ask your Ticket Agent for tickets reading via the Q. & C. Route. When cuttings are being rooted by amateurs in small tin orearthern vessels placed in sunny windows, the process can be forwarded by painting the receptacle black, the colol*’absorbing the heat and imparting it to the sand or earth, thus facitating the starting of the roots. Recently a girl in one of the public sfflsools of Chicago was asked by her teacher to explain the difference between the words balance and remainder. Her answer was: “You can say A lost his balance and fell,’ but you cannot say ’A man lost his remainder and fell.’" Three Bottle* of Swamp-Root Produced • Positive Cure. I had inflammation of the bladder and kidneys, with intense pain in my back and a frequent desire to pass water, which was highly colored and full of sediment. Physicians pronounced my case chronic kidney troubles and stated I was beyond cure. Jacob Oswalt, Knightsville. lad. The conductors of all the street-cars, omnibuses and other vehicles for public accommodation in Warsaw, Russia, in that part of the city between Novaya Praga and the suburb of Bruno, are women, and are said to fulfill their duties more accurately and to the better satisfaction of the public than men, Rn> Vot'RSET.r of the discomfort and danger attending a Cold by using Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant, an old established curative for Coughs. Sore Throat and Pulmonary affections. A California prune grower has refused an offer from a Bordeaux firm tor his prune crop in sacks. They would of course be repacked and shipped as French prunes. But the Californian means to improve his style of packing aud make the profit himself. SUDDEN CHANGES OF WEATHER cause Throat Diseases. There is no more effectual remedy for Coughs, Colds, etc., than Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Sold only in txuw. Price 25 cts. Mrs. Annie Jenness-Millkb, the exponent of artistic dress reform.announces that she has a prize girl baby with wonderful muscular and vital strength that proves the worth of her theories. That’s preaching by example—the profitable sort. Cragix 4 Co.. Philadelphia. Pa., will send, postpaid, for two Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers (Dobbins’ Soap is for sale everywhere), and ten cents, any volume of '•Surprise Series,” (best authors), 25 cent novels, about 200 pages each. Send one cent stamp for catalogue. Mention this paper. The following advertisement appears in several leading papers of Georgia: Wanted—A young lady for clerk of the County Court of Elbert County; it will be necessary for her to marry the county judge. Address County Judge, Elberton, Ga. The Only Ona Ever Printed—Can You Find the Word? There is a 3-ineh display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true ot each new one appearing each week from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent” on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them tho name of the word, and they will return you book, bkautieulllithogbafhs. OB SAMPLES FREE. Someone has well defined happiness as being a state of constant occupation for a desirable object, with a sense of continued progress. It. is this condition which makes reformers the. happiest peoin the world. , — . " : ; Thk Deadly Gnn> or. Pneumonia may be wardixi off with Hai.k s Hosey or Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Tootbacbr Drops Cure iu one Minute. Every woman regards her husband as a big fat innoeeilt fly. and every woman iu tho world as a loan, hungry spklor.

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A Treasure. 1 The University at Upsala has within its walls many interesting relics; among ; them the library is, of course, most fascinating to men of letters. Here one ’ may find 200,000 volumes and 7,000 manuscripts. But the golden treasure is the famous “Codex Argentcus”—the four gospels translated by Bishop Ulphilas, and written on 182 leaves of parAment in letters of silver on grqund of faded purple. It is kept in a glass case, and under lock and key. This wonderful manuscript is said to date back to the second half of the fourth century, and to it, almost alone, we are indebted for our knowledge of the early Gothic,, the parent of all the Germanic tongues. The Magnetic Mineral Mud Baths, Given at the Indiana Mineral Springs, Warren County, Indiana, on the Wabash Line, attract more attention to-day than any other health resort in this country. 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