Decatur Daily Democrat, Volume 58, Number 106, Decatur, Adams County, 4 May 1960 — Page 9

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l! Sen. Humphrey. Forgotten Man In Sweepstake 1 My LYUC r. muwtof Ptm hrtrf>|ll»ilt WASHINGTON <UPI > •— TV ttaffputrw man 1 n I nrraUr pmildmUal lafcrt [4a San. Hubert H. Humphrey I < tVMinn I, ft w•• nohhlf fturknf h*t nvmtfi'i pfMklfflttol primary nmpMiß in Wlwwin Hal thi* imUmu) ipntltffh! never wa verrd from Humphrey'« uppnnrnt. 8"u Jttbfi F. Kifuwtiy * D M#a*. 4, It |a extraordinary to «iVere» now tor extent to which K« nordy JuinLnataa tV new* and *prcule- | m coQiactlon with toe cur* rant Waal Virginia primary campaign Voting day hi May IS. ! Impact of the Wart Virginia I pnlUng on Democratic pre*kfcrtlu»l politics is brine dUfutnd and j mouldered principally only In term# of what tt will mean roe Kimnady. TV commentators, punj diii and observer* uniitrnily havs jwrtttast off Humphrey. Mr* Eto#{nor Roosevelt, however, says of l him that he has the *P*»* °* I grctinttsi. 4 PrrtaaaWsal Analysts But Humphrey has been ou 4 .- ! punned throughout his running i battle atlh Kennedy' It may be significant that Humphrey now la raising the big spending I** 1 ’ against Kennedy. TV Kennedy clan U. as they say. loaded. A professional anaylata of the j importance of the West Virginia I primary now Is attracting considerable attention in Washington. It Is an objective analysis by a big time political pro and It runs like this: If Kennedy wins the Mest Virjginla primary by a good margin he will be nominated for pres men i next July by tV Los Angeles coovention. He would V umtoppetole after a big West Virginia victory. If Kennedy loses In Wert Virginia. even by a small ™f r ***£ only 3 or 4 per cent.lV Democratic Party bosses wil l drop ton hard and fast. TVy will my •»t Jack's a nice boy. but that ht couldn't V elected preside** Could Make Deal T*iat. however, will not be the end of Kennedy. TV analysis continues like this: II be is rejected for thejop spot, then Kennedy will V in a Siion to dictate to the Umi who tV presidential nominee shall V. Kennedy, himself, mil have to be on the ticket as the vice presidential normnee toprg tect tV Democratic Party agaJnS He wrath of Catholics who might resent* Kennedy's failure to get tV top spotMow. if Kennedy becomes «•» tial to tV ticket in tV second place. V would be m a ***''}* to make a deal. He could retose to accept tV secondplace wMcb might be disastrous tor toe Democratic Party. Or. more mioht agree to accept toe we presidential nominationprov^e the convention chose Kenm-oy * choice tor president. _ • r *rthoi«e t »ua- fSowT?* T vndon B. Johnson (D-Tex.), as it is suggested on toe theory toat the Democrats must wing support of laborand o elect this year. ttvoM*** srrs js^£ friar's prSs. Who. *»? The analvzer says it would have to V Adlai E. Stevensv. A Stevenson-Kennedy ticket 1960. Pretty strong, too. Don't Write, Wire HARTFORD. Conn. (UPI) -postmaster John F. Heneghan won praise from his superiors for toe "smoothest Christmas mail handling Job on record.” The congratulations came by telegram. Watch That Rain CHICACRFtTJFrF— Hoff® hfe likely to V more dangerous during the first rain after a tong dry spell, the Chicago Motor Club warns. The club said it takes up to two days to wash accumulated oil from the highway. W wm f vfer ' ¥ abm»- -.j wR I -FW j " JjhK „^jjn NABBED — Alvin Tables Jr, above, 25 - year -old native of Bridgeton, NJ, was arrested in Cuba with Billy Bay Sees, 23, of Arkansas. The men are aer.—H cf murdering a Florida fishing skipper and hijacking . “ V "—. -rrr —