Decatur Daily Democrat, Volume 32, Number 168, Decatur, Adams County, 16 July 1934 — Page 2

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FOR ffILLE—2O acras wheat straw ip M*n, 10 tons clover liay. Karl Landis. 3 mile* west of Monroe. ZZ 165g«tx FOR fWW.K—Yellow transparent apples. Call John Blakey, 694-A. io; tt FOR SALK — Small farm good buildings. Wheat land near Decatur Inquire second house north Mt. Ploaeant School. Itt7-a3tx FOR SALE Some of the following properties are offered in settlement of estates and are real bargains. 7 rotftn hoirse on brick street near church. 6 room house on brick street, good location. 10 room dounle house on brick street, good location, $1250. 8 room modern house on brick street, price $2550. 7 acre farm, house and barn, price $2500. 10 acre farm, near city. 7 room house, semi modern $1350 6 room house, bath room, brick street, sll*oo. Suttles-Edwards Co. 162-lt wk. 3 wks FOR SALE—2 Ice Boxes, A l condition; cheap. Decatur Electric Shop. 167t3 WANTED WANTED —Radio or electric work. Call Phone 625. Miller Radio Service, 226 No. 7th St. Apr fltf WANTED--Small grain to combine. Call George Ri n g g"e r , Craigville phone, 15 on 9. 168t2x ; Men--Women: Over 18. under 50. Interested preparing as clerks. Retail Merchandising Work, also as Government Clerks, this district and Washington, D. C. Free particulars covering qualifications by writing Box 10 this paper. lx FEMALE HELP WANTED — A woman's chance for extra money. Full or spare time. Immediate Cash income. No experience necessary. Beautiful display equipment and supplies furnished. No investment required. No C. O. D. Pleasant, dignified occupation. Write Abner Royce Co., 489 Royce Bldg. Cleveland. Ohio. 16"-a3tx WANTED — Oats acreage to combine. See Reuben Smith, 1% miles eouth of Peterson. 165-a6tx FOR RENT > FOR -RENT—The Elzey property. 1015 W. Monroe St. Inquire O. P. Mills, 10th St., Decatur or write Mrs. W. D. Kirby, 26 Center St., Willoughby, Ohio. 166-4 t t'OR RENT — Furnished light housekeeping apartment. Ground | floor porch, basement, rent reasonable. Inquire 1127 W. Monroe St. -167-ts _JLOST AND FOUND LOST—SS hili at Mutschlers, Millers, bakery or Morris 5 and 10c store. Reward. Bring to Democrat. 168t3x FOUND iA pair of women's white slippers Thursday night. Owner may have same by calling at this officr-tm t paying for this ad. 168-g2t

COURT HOUSE Real Estate Transfer . Nolan Realty Investors Company tb Mary B. Wheat, inlots 213 and 214 in Wabash township for SI.OO. ■ Trustees of M. R. E. Churches tp Clinton Habegger, cemetery lot ■i®B for si.oo. *. o — New York Sun Led * The New York Snn was the first newspaper to be sold on the streets tn th Is country. MA6®.sAN , ■•SUMf-CItANIN6 nW UMOMS MAVtV IQ CLOTHtS ' Streets Bros. Cleaners ’N. 2nd st. Phone 359 '' ‘ '"'J — housekeepers ■We have helped hundreds of •families in this community by lending them enjugh money to square up all their debts. Our •twenty-payment plan makes tha ■repayment easy. If you need ■ny .amount from SIQ to S3OO we Will advniwr if to you qujgj.. ‘J? - ,. A,! . rlea,ni ? s confidential. Call, writs or phon: l . Franklin Security Co. Or«r Behaler H<lw Cv. n h©M*W Decatur, Ind

MARKETREPORfS — ! DAILY REPORT OF LOCAL AND FOREION MARKETS LOCAL MARKET Decatur Berne Craigville Hoagland CoCrrected July 16 No commission and no yardage Veal# received Tuesday Wednesday Friday and Saturday 16(1 Io 20011 w........................... $4 4-’> 200 to 250 lbs • $4.65 250 to 300 lbs. $4.75 300 to 350 lbs $4.55 300 lbs. up $3.80 140 to 160 libs $3.45 ; 120 to 140 lbs. $2.85 100 to 120 lbs. $2.45 Roughs —- $3.00 Stags $1.50 Vealers $5.00 Kwe and wether lambs $6.50 Buck lambs $5.50 FORT WAYNE LIVESTOCK Fort Wayne, Ind., July 16.—(U.R) —Livestock: Hogs, lower to higher in two-day market : 250-300 lbs.. $1.90; 200-250 lbs., $4.80; 180-200 lbs.. $4.75; 160 180 lbs., $4.65; 300-350 lbs., $4.85; 150-160 lbs., $4; 140-150 lbs.. $3.75; 130-140 lbs . $3.50: 120-130 lbs., $3; 100-120 lbs., $2.75; roughs, $3.50; stags. $1.75. Calves, $5; lambs, $7. EAST BUFFALO LIVESTOCK East Buffalo, N. Y„ July 16.—(U.R) —Livestock: Hogs, receipts, 2,400; fairly ac- | five; 10c to 25c over Friday's aver-; age; some light lights and pigs up more; desirable 150 to 250 lbs., averaging 180 lbs., and better $5.25 to $5.40; mixed weights and plainer qualitp, $4.85 to $5; 130 to 160 lbs., $4 to $4.65; packing sows. $3.75 to $4.35. Cattle, receipts, 1.650; dry fed steers and yearlings, slow, 25c to 50c lower; grassy offering steady at recent decline: good steers and yearlings, 950 to 1,200 lbs.. $8 to $8,550; some held upward to $9; short feds $6.50 to $7.25; fleshy grassers, $5 to $5.50; plain grass steel’s and heifers. $3.25 to $4.50; medium bulls, $3.25; few $3.50; fleshy cows. $3 to $3.50; cutter grades, $1.50 to $2.60. Calves, receipts, 800; vealers slow; weak to 25c lower; $6 down. Sheep, receipts. 1.400; lambs active; strong to unevenly higher; quality and sorts considered; good to choice, $8.50: medium kinds and fat bucks. $7.50; mixed ewes, $1.50 to $2.50; handy weights. $3.25. CHICAGO GRAIN CLOSE July Sept. Dec. Wheat, old 96% .98% .99% Wheat, new . .96% .98% .99% Corn . .60% .61% .63% Oats, old 44% .44% Oats, new .44% LOCAL GRAIN MARKET CoCrrected July 16 Ng. 1 New Wheat, 60 lbs or ■better -86 c No. 2 New Wheat (58 lbs. 85c Oats ——3 B c White or mixed corn 75c First class yellow corn SDc Wool 20 to 25 cents Goldfish Could Take It NEBRASKA CITY, Neb. (U.R) — A bolt of lightning struck an ornamental fish pond at the home of Rudolph Schruender. The water was licked up; the basin destroyed. But not. a fish was in- 1 jured. All are thriving in a new goldfish bowl.

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”DEATH9ONO” by JOAN CLAYTON and MALCOLM LOGAN

SYNOPSIS Seifert Vail, the most unpopular patient at exclusive Sherwood Forest Sanatorium, is murdered. Two wounds are found on the body; one apparently from a sharp weapon and the other, from a dull, rusty instrument. Dr. John Calvert and Mark Hillyer, playright and patient, agree the wounds could have been caused by a pair of scissors. Felipa, the maid, discovered the body when she went into Vail’s room to turn off the phonograph. Vail, a former opera singer, broken-hearted over the death of his wife, had a habit of repeatedly playing the record “Waiting For You,” sung by himself. Dr. Calvert claims Vail had been dead an hour before the phonograph started playing. Vail shared a cottage with Willis Clendening, Milton Cross and James Ruxton. Ruxton's nephew, Loren, and Dr. Calvert are rivals for the affections of Sue Faraday, Mark’s nurse. Ruxton had changed rooms with Vail the day before the crime because the former's room had a private entrance and Vail expected a visitor he wanted to receive secretly. A letter the victim received from New York is missing. Sheriff Finn asks Felipa how she knew Vail had been murdered when he had been covered and the wounds were not visible. She appears to be hiding something and, next morning, disappears. Clendening claims he saw a piece of paper under the clock on Felipa’s table, but no trace can be found of it. Loren Ruxton claims he was out with Sue at the time of the tragedy and took a snapshot of Lakeside Cottage a little after two o’clock, yet Sue had not left the hospital until five minutes to three. Mark’s theory regarding the note in Felipa’# room is that Dr. Calvert, having gone there alone, may have found the note but denied seeing it. Learning from the bellboy who delivered the note that it was printed, Mark exclaims, “That's bad I” CHAPTER XVI “Consider that combination of circumstances, sheriff,” Mark said. His blue eyes were almost blazing with excitement, but his voice remained low and level. “Felipa received a note last night, written by someone who took pains to disguise his handwriting. Some time during the night she disappeared. She had been hiding something from you yesterday, which indicates that she knew or suspected the identity of the murderer and didn’t want to reveal it. That note which she received must have been written by the person she suspected. If the author was being protected by her through friendship, doesn’t it seem probable that he was attempting to arrange to see her secretly?” Finn had risen to his feet. For once he forgot to pull his mustache. He looked actually frightened. “What are you getting at?” he asked in a husky voice. “Just this,” said Mark. “Felipa may have run away, but there’s another possible explanation of her disappearance. If she knew too much, she may have been murdered too.” I felt the hair at the back of my neck rising. Finn swallowed painfully. “I keep thinking of that lake in back of the cottage,” Mark said. “If she started to run away, she probably went along that path beside it, through the woods." He looked sombrely at us. “Mr. Finn,” he added. “I'd look along that path and around that lake very carefully, if 1 were you. If Felipa isn’t found soon. I’d drag the lake.” Finn tried to laugh and failed dismally. “Heck. Mr. Hillyer," he said, “the girl just ran away. Judas Priest, don't try to make things any worse than they are already!” He walked to the door. “After all, you’re the sheriff," ■Mark said, “but I repeat, you’d better look around that lake.” ”1 ain’t going to do any sn-h thing!” Finn replied angrily. He!

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puiled the door open with a vicious yank, and left us. I stayed in Mark’s room only a few minutes after Finn had left. Disturbed by the developments of the morning, confused by all the theories that had sprung from Mark’s too fertile brain. I wanted to get away by myself and think. The murder of Seifert Vail had been bewildering enough yesterday, with half a dozen significant facts which seemed to bear no relation to fcieh other. Now, with Felipa, LeYen Ruxton and Dr. Calvert all under suspicion, it seemed a hopeless problem. 1 went to my room and walked up and down, smoking cigarettes, trying to find some order and relationship in that confusion, and failing. Most disquieting of all was Mark’s certainty that Felipa had been murdered, that her body was in that still, deep lake less than a hundred yards from the room in which Vail had been stabbed to death. My mind kept returning to it, and I could not persuade myself that it was all a product of Mark’s; melodramatic imagination. He had sensed the tragedy at Lakeside cottage when Vail’s phonograph had stopped playing, and I could not escape the fear that this other intuition of his was correct. Without knowing what I hoped to accomplish, driven only by vague apprehensions, I left my room and entered the woods behind the sanatorium by a narrow path that led from the rear of the main building. In a few minutes I could see nothing but trees and thick underbrush on either side of me. I might have been miles from any habitation. It was very silent; not even a bird sang. Hurrying, I came suddenly upon the shore of the lake. Even with the sun high, the water near the shores was shadowed by dark firs and balsams. The patch of brightness where the sunlight gleamed on the center of the lake only made the rest of it appear more gloomy. I could feel a chill rising from the water as I continued around the southern end of the lake, the end nearest Lakeside Cottage. The woods were thinner here, and I could catch glimpses of the cottage through the trees. , When the path turned sharply north, at the east end of the lake, I walked more slowly, my eyes on the ground. It was here that Felipa walked, if she went that way last night I was examining the beaten earth so closely that, as the path took a turn, I almost ran into three men standing in the footway—the sheriff, one of his deputies and Dr. Calvert. “Hello,” I said. “Nice morning, isn’t it?” The sheriff grunted. Calvert said, “Good morning, Mr. Fowler. Taking a walk?” I nodded. It was difficult for me to look at the young doctor; I was afraid that I would betray my suspicions. “Are we in your way, Mr. Fowler?” Finn asked. “Oh, no. I was just walking around." “Don’t let us stop you,” he said. “Look here, Mr. Finn,” I answered, “you know perfectly well why I’m here, and 1 know why you’re here. After all, it was Mark Hillyer who suggested looking along the path, and I’m only trying to help both of you." The sheriff’s face reddened. 1 noticed that the deputy looked quizzically at him, and I realized that he must have appropriated Mark’s sugf estion without giving him credit or it “There’s too many amateur detectives around here,” he said. “When 1 want your advice, or Mr. Hillyer’s, I’ll ask for it.” “Very well,” I said. “Will you let me pass?” The three men stepped silently aside and I walked by them. I was angry and humiliated, and I decided at that moment to have nothing further to do with the inquiry into Vail's murder. If Mark wanted to be a detective, he could be: but I

rtent did Lindley M Garrison serve as Secretary of War? 10. On which continent Is the Union of Soviet Republic located? oImprovement Club To Sponsor Movie The Decatur Improvement 4-4! Clnh will .sponsor a benef.’ movie. "The Show Off" featuring Spencer Tracy and Madge Evans, at the Ad ams Theatre, Wednesday anil Thwlay nights of this week. Tickets will lie .sold by clnh members and leaders for ten and fifteen cents. Tickets may also be secure by calling one of the committee, Miss Grace Coffee. Mrs. Charles Teeple, Mrs. L. E. Archbold. Mrs. T. J. Metzler or Mrs. Charles Knapp. The Improvement Club is the

wouldn’t be dragged into hie plans any more. A blue jay in the path in front of me shrieked suddenly and took wing. Its cry startled me out of my introspection and I glanced at the spot from which it had flown. My heart began to hammer. At my feet were two large blue beads. I turned and ran back, calling, “Sheriff! Sheriff!” “What is it?” Finn called, hurrying toward me. “Felipa’s beads!” I cried. He was on the ground in a minute, picking up the beads in his thick fingers. “How do you know they’re hers? he said. I felt suddenly ridiculous. I did not know they were Felipa’s; the association had been automatic, because I had been looking for some trace of her. Dr. Calvert’s tired voice behind me said: “She had a necklace like khat. I’ve seen it.” The sheriff turned, holding the beads in his cupped hand. IK> I looked very grim. “Listen, Simpson," he said to his deputy. “You go back to town in my car and get the grappling hook that’s in my garage. Bring it here as fest as you can.” “You going to drag the lake?" Simpson asked incredulously. “What do you think I’m going to do with a grappling hook? Comb my hair with it?” “Why, chief, you can’t drag that lake. That lake ain’t got no bottom—everybody knows that.” “You get that hook or I'll break your neck!” Finn roared. “Okay, chief, okay,” Simpson said placatingly. He backed away and the sheriff, turning abruptly, plunged through the brush and walked toward the lake. The doctor and I, after a momentary hesitation, followed him. In a minute we stood at the edge of the lake, looking into the water at the dark rock bottom which shelved off sharply a few feet from shore. The sheriff began to walk slowly along the shore, scrambling over rocks and roots of trees. “Say, what’s that?” he cried suddenly. He turned and caught Dr. Calvert's arm. The physician winced. “No need to break my arm,” he said, pulling away. “Sorry, doc, but look down there!” I followed Finn’s pointing arm. On a ledge five feet from shore, just before the rock dropped away to nothingness, was a dark, shapeless bundle. “It looks—” Dr. Calvert did not finish the sentence. He looked at the sheriff with dismay in his eyes. Finn began to run along the shore, panting and stumbling. A rowboat was pulled up on the gravel at one end, and the sheriff stopped there and came hurrying back with a long boat hook in his hand. The bundle moved slightly as he touched it with the pole. He twisted the pole until the hook in the end caught. Then he bent his back and lifted, with all his strength. The dark mass came up slowly, and as it came out of the water, diminished in size. I realized then that the refraction of the light had magnified it. and I almost laughed with relief. Out of the water, it was no more than three feet long. The sheriff deposited it on the bank and he and the doctor knelt and began to examine it. It appeared to be a khaki garment of some sort, bundled up and tied by the sleeves. Under the sheriff’s hands it came apart. He gave a sharp exclamation as he unfolded it. The bundle was a pair of khaki overalls, and inside it was a pair of hedge shears. Where they had rested against the cloth, there was a dark sticky stain. Dr. Calvert’s hand darted toward the shears. Hn picked them up and felt the edges of the blades. “Mr. Finn.” he said solemnly, "I believe you’ve found the weapon that Vail was killed with.” (To Be Continued) Qn>.vrt«ht, IMI. ny loan Clayton tad Malcolm Lcgmi Dtotrlbuutl by Ring r M turat Syndicate, in*

target club In the county, having a uiemimrehip of 51 girls who are engaged in the aewlng project. The! club is sponsored by the Decatui Woman’s Clnh and the Decatur E o-1 nontlcs Club. The Woman's <lub furnishes an annual fund which material is bought for the girls not aible to fitrnis-h their own Because of the large membershipin the clnh this year, the fund was not sufficient. >m the 4-H Club is ; sponsoring the benefit movie. Ihe patronage of the pnblie is solicited. — o —— Launches Picture Content Quebec — (U.R)—Coincidental with I . n .iimnior ill COlorflll

PUBLIC AUCTION DECATUR RIVERSIDE COMMUNITY SALE SATURDAY, July 21st, 12 o'dock noon Horses, cattle. Sheep, Hogs, "’““turn Miscellaneous. If you have property yo i wish to bring it to this sale where there will be buyers. L W. Murphy—Managers —E. J. Ahr

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR’S SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice K lmrebv given that the undersigned as Administrator of the Estate of Mary' E. Reber, deceased. will offer for sale, at public auction for not less than twoAhirds of appraisement at the late'residence of the deceased, one mile South and one mile West of Washin-, ton Church and two miles North and three miles West of the town or Monroe, known as the Reber Farm, in Kirklaud township. Adams county, Indiana, on Wednesday, July 18th, 1934 at 1:00 P. M. (one o’clock) the personal property of said estate consisting of carpets, curtain.-,, feather heds. pillows, straw ticks, bedstead, bureau, rugs, mirrors, organ, library table, couch, chairs, side board, base burner, linoleum, lamps, clock, cook stove, sewing machine, table, chairs, cream separator, set of blue dishes, cupboard, kitchen cabinet, table, safe, grinder, copper kettle, ice cream freezer, vinegar and containers. 2im cans of fruit, iron kettle, grind stone, gas engine. 3 ton* of hay, ladder and numerous other items of chattel property. Said property will be sold lor cash, on day of sale, and no property to be removed from the premises until paid for. MARION REBER, Administrator Roy Johnson. Auctioneer. J. T. Merryman, Attorney. Hare I# an offer that yon simply 'uranot V’l afford to mh*.. .it i* a Triple A Spring; H % 'jr li ll* Special, and we hope you will act quickly t 1 V I because such an amazing subscrfpftfon I bargain wffl not last long. A? / CLUB AAA I wffi. ( PICTORIAL REVIEW •• IYR B 1 i WOMAN'S WORLD I YR. » yjW’ HOUSEHOLD MAGAZINE • I YR. Decatur Daily Democrat ' •' ear NA Tn 6 ' 311 " - Dai,y Gentlemen: I enclose S Please send me » your big Triple A Bargain Offer. »■ kR 3 Name r.f.d Town I'll \ State L& 49 A|i

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sin COLLEtim CHARGES ON YOUR | ELECTRIC LIGHT POWER BILLS BY PAYING ON OR BEFORE July 20 The following corn tion charges on al accounts not paid b 20th of month follow ing the meter reading have been authorize 10% on sums up M 3% on sums over S All Rural Light Bills Madison and Mow# townships in Alles county, North Rool Union and Mud Pft lines arc due thi month. CITY LI6HT 4 POWER OFFICE CITY HALL

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