Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 2 December 1899 — Page 8

CORRESPONDENCE.

BROWN'S VALLEY.

John Goff has commenced rooricg. Greene Pitts is poorly at this writm*.

George Vice will move to RussellsTiUe Monday. Martha and Fannie Goff spent Tuesday with Mrs. Mq&ky.

John Ljdiek and Tom Hicks are painting Dr. Williatas's fence. Soph rem ia McClood fell axtd broke bar wrist while washing the windows.

Tberejwill be meetings all week at the Baptist church. Brother Kndaell will preach.

THE HETIEW, under its new management, is the best weekly paper in the state, It has more news and abetter class of news than any of them.

PATTONS' CORNER.

Mills Bratton is staying at home this week. I Charles Foley is husking corn for

Martin Murphy. Mrs. Mattie Alexander is reported better at this writing.

D. W. Loag visited at New Btchmond Saturday night and Sunday. The pie supper given at the Patton school last Friday night was well attended.

Hariow & Petro husked corn with jtfeeir corn husker for Chas. Dazey Monday.

Mr. Coboon and Miss Anna Walker were the guests of Merl Mc Williams Saturday.

Several from here attended the masquerade party given by Mr. Humphrey Friday night.

Jasper Livingston, wife, and granddaughter and Mrs. Kate Lane and children visited Joe Livingston Sunday.

Bruce Hiynes, Ethel Wilson, Tessie Patton, Fred Hutchison and Milia Long attended church at New Bichmond Sunday night.

WAYNETOW.V

were all thankful Thursday. Ethel Baldwin is visiting in Covington.

Fred Darnell spent Sunday in Indianapolis. W. £. Goble and family spent Thanksgiving in Colfax.

Miss Lena Sutton, of Lafayette, is visiting Miss Bettie Brant. "N. Ellis and wife had Thanksgiving dinner in Veedereburg.

Misses Katie Goble and Bettie Brant were in Crawfordsville Friday. Mr. John Shultz and family of Mellott were in our town last Sunday.

Miss Sadie Brown spent Thanksgiving with-her home people in Craw fordsville.

The scarlet fever patients are all lproving with no new cases reported he past week.

Chas. Grenard and wife attended the funeral of Wm. Coons in Newtown Thursday.

C. M. Berry and wife and J. W. Brant and wife, of Veedersburg, spent Thanksgiving here.

Quite a number of ouryouag people accompanied the foat ball team to Covington Thursday.,

Miss Mattie Porter spent last Sunday in Crawfordsville. the guest of her sister, Mrs. Will Vaucleave.

Eirl Gerard, of Crawfordsville, made his usual Sunday evening visit to our place last Sunday night.

The Union ssrvices of all the ckurches held in the M. E. church Thursday were enjoyed by those present.

The Christian church people held their services in the Baptist church lastSundayon account of the remodeling of their edifice.

Word was received Wednesday by Mrs. B. F. Gray of the death of her brother-in-law, William Coon, of Newtown. The deceased was well known in this place.

PIG PARADISE.

Uncle Chauncy Britten is very poorly Elza Utterback and Clara Harlow were married here on Thursday.

Charles White's mother and two sisters, Pink and Laura, paid him a visit last Sunday.

Vol Stout butchered five hogs on Monday. He is mnning in opposition to the Elrod establishment.

The many friends of Ira Snyder in the Paradise are urging him to come out for sheriff on the Democratic ticket.

A number of the bovs, beaded by Ai Fairfield, hunted rabbits on Wednesday. Al has postponed the 'possum roast until Ground Hog Day. ||ff

William V?en? and family. Will rl Paine and family, Robert Troutu^n I and wife, and Uocle Vol Miller son, Frank, went to Piltsb-jro Thur-r-day to visit John Miller 1 On last Sunday I had the pleasure

ut sitting down to a capital capon dinner prepared by Mrs. D. S il I didn't know before tkat tiwse ix.g birds made such exo- ii'-ct eat ag.

Mrs. Sadie E3rod is recovering from a bad case of soap poisoning, and

still folks will go right aheid «?mg

Thanksgiving day was observed it the usual manner in the Paradise. This legal holiday would seem brighter to me xere it no* for the iact that it originated among the old witch's?

have thought" the Paradisers were all

asleep. It was the swellest kind of a

swell affair. Tom Ead^en led the orchestra, and joy and jolitity was the order of the night Dancing and card playing constituted the chief amusements. One of the interesting incidents of the evening was the struggle between a mince pie and Miss Florence Demoret. Florence came out victorious. Perseverance always wins.

The Wide Awake correspondent says that "Sandy" and all the Paradisers have gone to sleep. Not by a long shot have we gone to sleep, Wide Awake, not by along shot. Wait till we get our corn all shucked and then we'll show you some fun. There is always a calm before a storm. Tis true, we are not doing much now in the amusement line, with the exception of an occasional dance or party. But you wait till along about the holidays and we'll show you an entertainment that will make your mouth fly open in wonder. As far as my

Danger

Do you take crtfd with a in vealher? Docs our throat ieel raw And do sharp oains dart through your ~:est?

Don't you know these are danger signals which point to pneumonia, bronchitis* or consumption itself?

If you are ailing and have iost flesh lately, they are certainly danger signals. The question for you to decide is, "Have I the vitality to throw off these diseases?

Don't wait to try SCOTT'S EMULSION "ii a last resort." There Is no remedy equal to it for fortifying the system. Prevention is easy.

Scott's Emulsion

prevents consumption and hosts of other diseases which attack the weak and those with poor blood.

SCOTT'S EMULSION is the one standard remedy for Inflamed throats and lungs, for colds, bronchitis and consumption. It is a food medicine of remarkable power. A food, because it nourishesthe body and a medicine, because it corrects diseased conditions.

Soc. and $• .00. all druggists.

SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York

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fraud "Sandy** is concerned, he is not asleep: be isonly playing'possum, and when he gets his war paiat on he'H make the fur fly in Wide Awake.

soap. You can't tell what vjfc ingre- Wei! tMs little dients they put in these store soap?. &«- 4 rar sfS 1 Now, I use soft soap, net only for washing, but few other purposes.

burning Puritans, of New England. fjiioat want to dispose of it just now. a barbarous people, who were Chris- I expect to start from bsm some time tian in name only. There's a great is December to come hosoe tbea I will jj dfeil of hypocrisy connected with tell yoa alt about it and many other Thanksgiving. things, better *Kan I can write. I am

be helped, it couldn't, by "gosh." I be Christmas if notfc.ng

last Saturdav night, he wouldn't 1

for

POLLY PACER.

Ben Fly Writes.

RE following letter from Ben Fly dated Dyea, Alaska. Nov. 17, lSyS», has been received by James

Waic=cSt, of Wirn'e. Kas FZ^LXD—I yoar postal of Nor. yesterday and was glad to bear Irxn jaa. 1 have osi been in the best of health for a bile b-ek. bat no? skrk eraagh to' fey up. The reason that df-i assxc-z jsar y* letter soooet was c*w.a" 5e I have bees

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town of Dyea. for the pass 1 ar a!( months bees dead, bot I think it I his come to life again. There is a railroad started Here and I thick it: will be a saccass if capital will only become interested, and Dyta will be a big town and I will .unite some money yet. I have sexne property bra® but I

A big blowout vm- given on Thinks-j keeping boose all by myself, hare a giving by Misses Lou Morris aid Le- I nice warm house, bat I teU yoa I get ona Grandstaff at the hseoe of Lew awfnlfcoesame sometimes. My friend Grandstaff. Lou and Miss Loelk Billy Webb, I don know where he is Snyder called on "Sandy" Sunday no*".- bat I heard a few days ago that and Lou left special word me to he had gone below, the last I be present, but circomstaiicfca which 1 heard from IL^ra be was keeping a I could not govern prevented me lodging house a? Lake Bt-oceti. Now from doing so. I was sorrv todisap- Jamts give my best respects to all] ,A _i_ A .i I To be bouDd band and foot for years, point Lou and Chue, bat it c^!dn't who mqmre abom me, and tell

Had the Wide Awake scribe been happens. need jjkjS answer Maachester, Mich, tells how such a present at the dance at James York's

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Br*.*. FLT.

DMa't Get Oat of the Way. IjV ilie Chicago Post

ffUs of the \n.rh cart fell of drag's tbat rr.'v John B. •jefezijiu tb- :-iaj2ufact«rere* of rL- Worl-J's Fair 'Jaj "i 1&&3. John waus a tali and 1 r'iid csijan from Indiana, aad. w&fo bis clothes «'f-rv good he took up much room, as a large man and led people to think be was clumsy. He was looking at the Worlds Fair eaiiy one plfa-^ant moraine wh^n the push cart nf a dru|f firm came thundering down th aisle, and the four-dollar-a-weefc man behind it was crriug. "Get out of i!jf- way. there! Get out of "be way!"

It was a common Thing at the fair. Ti. only hireling who did not order Ih r!e to get ont of the way was the one with the sprinkling barrel. He rejfanled it as the height of humor to drench the dresses of women and spoil the nne polish on the shoes of men. And this push cart young fellow was proceeding down through a lane of peo-" pie who had paid their money tr be treated to cheap contumely from everv thin thing on the grounds.

John F.aughman did not get out of the way. He saw the chariot coming and heard the commands of tlie man who pushed it. But he walked straight toward it. and it stopped almost—but not quite—against his shins. -Get out of the way. yon lummiek!" yelled the pusher.

So John Bauchman picked up the cart and hurled it with ail its contents acain*t th»* great iron gates that came flora Germany. It was a sight. There were acids and saits and alkalis and essence and extracts until the whole building was alive with the smell of them.

I told (.» to vet ont of the way." cried the pyher. "Yes. but I don't have to." replied John. "You have to get out of mv way. I'm p.t.ving for this show. You're j'5'*-' working for me. Now. gather up your chips and go oil!"

Women

in I'rifle

am's

Service.

"U'oni»-n ar«' ligible for appointment to many branches of the Government upou pH-cisely The same conditions as nii-rt." writes Barton Ohevnev. of "IVsition-: tnler L'nele Sam." in the )-foler Iliime Journal. "The question of -ex dor* not enter into the matter when then- are vacant positions which are open to women. At the present time there are only one-sixth as many women as men in the service. The prejudice that formerly existed against tlie appointment of women Is di«appiaririg, nnl in 1898. of 4J8 person* appointed to positions in the Jepnrtments at Washington. 190 were females, lu addition to clerical capacities women are appointed assistant microscopists, nurses. translators, teachers, matrons, telegraph operators! stenographers and typewriters, as well as to places requiring skilled and unskilled worki'is. As assistant microsopiMs they have the first chance ot seleetion. there l»eing always a demand for capable women in this line."

A Queer Payment.

A Yorkshire clergyman married a couple In his church recently, and after he had pronounced them man and wife the groom took him to one side and asked what the damages were.

The parson told him that there was no fised amount. He might give whatever he chose. "Parson," said lie, "I've got tive greyhound pups at home, for which I a in asking a sovereign apiece, and I'll let you have one for half a sov."

Of course, the clergyman declined so ridiculous a fee, as he had no use for a greyhound pup.

When he got home he must have "mind his wife better than expected, for sent the parson one of the pups, ac•mpanied with a letter saving that was so happy with Maria that lie would give him a dog for nothing.— lxndon Exchange.

of di ia lhe worgt

of daTerJ George WijUain8 of

Maaeheste slave was made jfree. He says: "My wife has been so belpiess for five years that she* could cot turn over in bed ,*k.ne. After neing two tottles of E'rcj t:e Bitters^she is wonderfully improved and able it do ber owy work." This supreme remedy for female dissse quickly cores nervousness, sleepiesf ess melancholy, neadacbe, backache, cot-tr-s acd dizzy spoils. This miiucle aro-rkinz medicine is a godeaaJ to weak, sioxly, rundown peopie. Erery bottle gijaraoteed. Only 50 cents. Sold by X.-e & Booe Druggist.

WANTED—SEVERAL

BRIGHT AXD HON*-

iisT PERSON* to os as ManpTS in tills and close counties. Salary $900 a year and expense*. S'.rait. bona-fide no more. bo less salary. Tv«ition permanent. Our referenoes, any bank in any town. It I-'mainly of5r work C/n-laoKsd at home. Keferen-.-e". Ex. fit-a/M Teased stamped envelfip».

THE ItOXlMOS Compact, Dept. 3. Chicago.

First Prize Pictures.

In order to induce an early fall trade befoi the usual Holiday rusb we will luuke 3 General Reduction on all fir»t prize carbonette wort until the first day of December at the following lo prices. No reduction^ quality, but in price otih: 1 dozen Swis- Panel-, rs-guij-.r price ?1.50, DOW 81.CO 1 dozen Triiby Panels, rpgnlar pnc.' 82.04'. n- 1.50 I doz--/i Mir.iature Ovsls, r^unlar

price £2.~S. r.ox 2.00

dozen Mauteiios, regulhr pi ice 83-CiO. now 2.50 1 dow»n Cabinets, regular price

S3 50, now 2 50 jl dozen Dewey Panels, icgularprice S3.50. now 2.75 1 dozen London Roesele. tegular price 84.00, now 3.50 'I dozen German Panels, regular price 85.00, now .. 4.00 11 do?en Paris Panels, regular price 8S.00, ro-v 7.00 1 dozen Paris Putters, reguiar price $7.09, now 6.00 dozen Miniature Posters, regular price 84.00, no* 3.50 1 dozen GIOESV Caiiinets, regular price ?2.00. now 1.50

Nicholson's Sons,

USH E. Main St.

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SI Sailors !»8c 5c Sailors 39c $1.25 Fedoras 7fc

Latest shapes aud colors in all Hats.

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Is the time we have set (»p"n ao our new store in the Mahorney roorus. Messrs. Gregg & Sen have been very km 1 to us in remodel.ug the room* froru the cellar to the roof. Whtn crjmp «-ted we '.vjll have- rooms to remove our stock to and' pleasant rooms to s* ll g00iU in We thank our atroris and friends who have' :raded with us so long at the old r-j- r. and ask them to continue with us at our new place, and it wi always be our ami to treat, our customers with the best of satisfaction, and we ask customer? if anything is wrong to canre to the firm with their complaint agd we wil. right it. After December ^th we will adopt the cash business in the grocery. Every *rt eie wiil be sold for cash in the grocery line, and we will give prices that will conv i. the customer that it pays to buv for cash. We cannot give low prices and sell gr»*-ems on credit, and this is the reason we adopt the cash system in groceries W«- want to say that we are selling a great inanv ar tides at lecs than we can b'jy them to-day, as we do not want to move them. We will continue part of our store at the old stand until aftei the first of Januarv to dose out a grea: many articles that we do not want to move. It is a good time to buy goods in our line now everything has advanced from 20 to 30 per cent. You will find that we are selling gooJs much cheaper in Furniture, Stovea, Queensware and Glassware than they can be bought later. JThankiug you all for past favors, we remain Yours Respectfully,"

BARNHILL, HORN ADAY & PICKETT

For Real Enjoyment

of life, whether at the plaj* or in business, the eves must receive the first consideration.

We have Some Very Fine Opera Glasses At From $1.50 to$io.oo.

We grind lenses for eye-glasses! No charges

to suit your eyes, for examination.

KOST.

The Corner Jeweler.

Cancer Cured

WITH

Soolbiua 1 Oils. Absorption

nose, iip,ear, Sued.

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neo«t, breast. stomach c-r woniD in'

melP'??--" fact all intei-

Dr. B. F. Uye'a vSanitfrium. nal and exSKT N. Illinois St. ternal organ? or tissues. Cut tbis out aad send it for an iiinstr ated book on the above diseases. Home treat mentsent in some cases.)

DR. li F. BYE, lixtinnnpoi-, 1 net

LADY

or Mailt^ve7Ennd

ipoint agent-. *60 a month salary ami expenses. Ziegler Co T10 Monon llldg, Chicago.

EVER \r¥T)A EL AY ...Means Something Now....

Buy now in order to get choice of our pretty street hats at greatly reduced ligures. of patterns at your own prices.

FOR THIS WEEK:

W Remember, All Trimmed Hats Go at Your Price. Ui m&w

on an or a at a is a is on

The wholesale prices on Cloaks are constantly advancing. Our new orders will cause a rise in

retail prices Take advantage of the present stock. S12 Jackets in all wool kersey, black, blue and 1 brown, now S8.98 §10 Jackets in same shades, latest cut and make §7.40: S7.50 garments, in licrht Ml ill shades, velv collar, are going very fast at $4.9S. We also have a full line o! misses' and children's

ARNtSS

If yoti want to have a hot time, buy one of our Lap Robes.

best

ur Lap Rohes for ?«.00 and S7.00.

To really live, you must see Good Plush Knhea xonh ?3 0J and S-300 properly. f°r ?2.00 %od ?5 00.

B. L. Onibami's

HARNESS STORE

Hurley & Yunoleave Attorneys-At-Law

Office over First National Bank.

We invite the public to call at onr office and be advised from the books. Over 200 new volumes. We give safe advice, and will keep yon out of a Ilaw s,,it'or^J°u

out if

9*c Sailors SI.50 Fedoras ,.. Also a very pretty hat for 9Sc and Si. 25

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That have beeu selling for Si.75

5 Per Cent. O N E 5

Loans made on farmx of Western mon»v 51,0(10 and upward at per cent. B^rrowe 'h i* privilege of pny^n flOOor in? multiple tbcioor entire loan at any interest paying !.'ine. It I pay yini investigate this.

ELAM T. MURPHY" & CO. Rooms 4 and 5 Campbell lllocS, 1 rnwfordsvill

Also a tine line

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