Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 18 February 1899 — Page 2

PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

For Sale!

A good

4fr«ore (arm 7 1-S miles weet o( Craw-

ferdsville. Will umde. SI acres S 1-t nrillee from CrawfordsTllle on a grarel road. Will sell or trade.

A good house anl lot in Lafayette, to trade for GrnwfordsvlUe property. City property to trade for farms and farms for city property.

I have a good restaurant with well established trade (or sale aheap.

FIRE INSURANCE.

Both farm and city. 1 represent the old and reliable Continental, Phoenix and Pal&tlno Oampanies. liemember me when your policy expiree.

Honey to loan at Lowest Rates of Interest.

OHAS. W. ROSS.

110 S. Green Street, Second Door North of Poet Office.

Dr. J. S NIVEN,

B. MatnTSIroet.

Obstetiics and Diseases of Women, Urinary and Skin Diseases a Specialty.

Residence—705 S. Green St. Office'phone 361 residence

Pamphlets on Application.

352.

Surety on Bonds.

Those who are required to give Bonds in positions of trust, and who desire to AToid asking friends to come their sureties, or who may wish to relieve friends from farther obligations as bondsmen, should apply in person or by letter to

LOUIS M'MAINS.

Attorney and Agent, Crawfordsville, Indiana, of the American Surety Co., of New York. Capital, $2,500,000.

Clodfelier & Fine \TT0MEY8ATLAW

Will do a general practdceln all Courts. fflceover8mlth & Steele's drug store, south

W ashlngton Street.

LOAN'S AND INSURANCE.

VONEY! MONEY!

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Abstracts of Tide, Real Estate, Notary Public.

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No. iz3j4 East Ma it Street. Over Lacey's Book St"re.

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FIRE INSURANCE!

I have several of the best and most reliable agencies. Farm and town property risks written in reliaWe companies.

W. K. WALLACE.

Joel Block. Crawfordsville, Ind.

MONEY TO LOAN.

In any amount any length of time. If you have any teal estate to dispose of or want to buy or trade let me know

Chas. C. Graham,

107tf East Main Street.

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The New Review.

Cunningham, Henkel & Cunningham Sole Proprietors. A. B. CUNNINGHAM,) R. A. CUNNINGHAM,/

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W. E. HKNKEL Business Manager.

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GOVERNMENT BY "FAD." The St. Louis platform pronounced in favor of the "existing gold standard." The "existing gold standard" is maintained solely and exclusively by the whim of the President, and not by any law of the land, established by Congress with the consent of the people. JBi-metaliats havn always known this and have so contended, but onlv very recently have the gold standard advocates admitted itn truth. By statutory enactment the unlimited coinage of silver has been abolished ever since 1873. According to the act of 1873, the gold dollar was decided to be the "unit of value." By the Bland-Allison act of 1878 tho old ratio of 16 to 1 was re-estab-lished and the silver dollar made a legal tender for all debts public and private except when otherwise mentioned in the contract. There is no command given in tnis law to the President or hie tioancial advisors to thus use silver dollars as a medium to pay public indebtedness.

acting under the high in

spiration to be kind to their friends, the capitalists, they have not used them as the law permits. By their "whim" or "fad" they have continued to regard them as unfit coin with which to liquidate claims for interest on bonds of the United States, but good enough for the labor of the country. When any creditor of the government exercised his "whim" and demanded gold he got it, no matter how his contract read. Thus one of the vital national interests is in the hands of the faddists and governed according to their whims. This "fad" and "whim" business did not exist in our government from 1792 to 1873. It is entirely a new sort of financial hydrophobia and is world wide in its disastrous effects.

The single standard advocates are moving heaven and earth to destroy even our present lame and inefficient system of ti-metalism, and force the single gold standard upon the people and make it the law of the land. When it is done a dangerous financial revolution will have been accomplished. They maintain that there will be no perceptive difference. But there is enough difference to cause capital to use every •ffort, legitimate and illegitimate, to bring it about. Concentrated capital never works and spends its substance in charitable work. It is all for self. The average voter it would seem ought to have learned that long years ago. Capital wants a statutory enactment to fasten the yoke on the people. They are afraid there will be a President eometirae without a "fad." They want a sure thing. The ratio of 16 to 1 can probably never be bettered. There is no possible method of ascertaining the true commercial ratio between gold and silver. So long as silver is discriminated against, so unwisely and unfairly as it has been, by law and by our financial officials discarding it and spitting upon it. If we were to be guided by the annual production of gold and silver we would decrease the size of our silvor dollar rather than increase it. Look into this matter, ye voters.

THE bill authorizing a convention to make a new constitution for Indiana, introduced by Senator Hogate, was defeated in the State Senate after a lively light. The grounds upon which it was defeated were good ones. In these days ot trusts and combines, it will not do to begin to tamper with the fundamental law of the State. We have lived under the old constitution a long time, and have prospered We can run no risks just now of letting the various specimens of devil-fish trusts net a chance to entrench themselves iiehind any such bulwark as the State constitution. The constitution may be as is claimed "antiquated" and not up-to-date, but it still answers our purposes very well. Let it alone.

THE proposition to build a public building at Indianapolis failed to pass Congress. Mr. Overstreet did not appear to have the lead pipe cinch on it when the time came that he told the people he had when making his canvass.

GENERAL MILES stands a fair chance of being immolated to save Alger and the rest of them from disgrace. The only thing that will save him is a wholesome fear that be will tell the whole truth if he is touched off.

THE precedent has been set, and Indiana is now in tho pension business.' The Legislature has granted Mrs. Mor|whistle ton a pension of $110 per month. This lets down the bars and opens the way for the pensioning of the widow of every prominent man of the State. An appropriation of 6100,000 for Mrs. Morton, let it be just or unjust, would have been far better. It could easily have been ascertained whether the State owed iho late Governor anything or not. But tne sentimentalists have set a precedent now which opens wide the i?ates, and we may now expect such propositions to come up before every Legislature and no telling when it will end. We caunot but admire the nervo of the Legislature in this matter.

DR. SCOTT, professor of Ethics in the University of Ohio, has come out flat footed in opposition to expansion. Ho says '"Divine Providence no more called us to take the Philippines than it di' rects us now tc seize the aurora boreal* is.'' For this remark the good doctor is being roundly scored by the jingo press, but he is right all the same.

IT may be a bluff after all, that propositi of the Republican legislature for county and township reform. They have commenced to back out of the difficulty by defeating the bill providing for a uniform system of bookkeeping.

FOB the first time this season we begin to hear that the peach crop is ruined. This ie an indication that wo have had a "cold wave".

WHEN Spain let go of the Philippines for 820,000,000 she relieved herself of an awful burden. She got out of it easy.

How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cuietl by Hall's Catarrh Cure

F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toiedo, O'

We, the undersigned, have known J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in alj business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their lirm. WEST& TUCAX, Wholesale Druggist*, Toledo, O. WALDING, KINKAN & MAKVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.

Hall's Catarrh Cure is taking internally, aciing directly upon the blood and mucous surface of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.

Hall's Family Pills are the best.

MT. PLEASANT.

Mrs. Spruhan is still very low.

Ask Charley Lyon about that dream*

Billy Wray is working for Mike Woods.

Wheat seems to be in a bad condition in thiB vicinity. Frank Nolan spent Sunday with Sam Miller and family.

Anybody having roosters for sale will do well by calling on Jake Simms. Everybody is having a wrestling match either with the grip or the wood pile.

Miss Lizzie Williams returned home Saturday from a week's visit with friends in Crawfordsville.

ROMNEY.

Will H. Eltzroth put on a large list for THE REVIEW last week. The Fairfield township teachers' association will have a show at the school hall next Saturday night. Everybody invited.

Quite a number of the friends of Rev. Claypool met at his residence Saturday afternoon and had a splendid time in the way of a young ladies' social.

We are all pleased with the change for the better in THE NEW REVIEW. The Cunningham boys were raised near here and are thoroughly reliable scholars. Romney can now rely on this paper to the fullest.

Dock Newbon has a fine girl baby at his house, and John Entsler and Will Cox each have a boy at their houses, and we think their names will be Dewey Entsler and Sampson CoxGood luck to you, boys.

George Oglesby is having a lot of nice stove wood cut by J. P. Grose and Ed Culinghan. Don't work too harp, toys, or you might get the grip. Culingan says: "We have already got it. We have a terrible grip on the darned old saw to make her cut."

George Oglesby and Mike Rodgers will have some fine cattle to ship in the near future. Those gentleman are both hustlers and they know what good stock is. John Ogleby still runs the meat market here. Success to you, John. We cannot got along very well without you.

We are glad thst we live in a land of plenty. A stranger would naturally suppose so if he would hear the roar and rutuble of corn wagons on the streets every day. It tickles Parker Simmerson, the elevator man, to see them roll in. A good man to sell to and a good price will always bring them.

The lynx is not heard any more in Romney. It scared some of the boys till they did not know their best girls. One fellow got scared so badly the first time that he heard it he got a man to take him home. Now heMon't go out

after ni^ht any longer. YOUDK nmn, it was only the shrill screech of a toy blown by by a mouthor^wiUl.

NORTH'S A LEH.

La grippe is loosing its grip in our oiidpt.

Bet: Davis attended to business in Tipton on Friday.

Squire Adams and his family were in town Wednesday. Died Sunday morning at 2 o'clock, Mrs. Frank Mattix, of child birth.

J. W. Sparks and Harry Pierce were at Indianapolis on business Tuesday.

Win. Fleese is representing the M. W. A. at State meetiug in Indianapolis this week.

Remember Dr. Jewsenberry lectur Monday,night. His subject is: "Is It a Win to Grin.''

The K. of P. supper was a grand success. Everyone enjoyed himslf and all went homo happy.

Ed Elder has started acew dray here.

Wm. Harkley hae lost his position as reporter on the Herald.

S. 11. Stewart has resigned his position as cashier of the North Salem Bank on account of his health.

A masquerade social will be given here on Feb. 14. Come and enjoy yourselves.

Chases Lingerman has moved here from Brownsburg. He is miller for Squire Thompson.

Jason Campbell's cousin, Walter Lane, was in town Tuesday and spent an hour or two with Jason.

The Anderson Club has been reorganized and rented the Friendly Inn for one month. They held their first meeting Tuesday night.

Oh my, did you get your toes stepped on Herald, you have the liberal patronage ot the people of North Salem and have no right to raise a howl against THE REVIEW any more than the Crawjidsville Journal which comes into our town, and is patronized by parties that you think give you ail, but you are off nnd when you make brags of having oue man in town that gives you all of it, be sure you are right, go after the Crawfordsville Journal. They are the people you should roast.

Hone Seekers' Cheap Excartlrai Ca the West and Nortkweat. On February 21, March 7 and 21, the North-Western Line (Chicago & Northwestern R4y) will sell Home Seekers' excursion tickets at exceptionally low rates to a large number of points in Northern Wisconsin, Michigan, Northwestern Iowa, Western Minnesota, Nebraska, North Dakota and South',Dakota, including the famous Black Hills district. Better own a farm! Start now! Apply to nearest ticket agent or address,

A. H. Waggoner, 7 Jackson place, Indianapolis, Ind. Or W. B. Kniskern, 22 Fifth avenue, Chicago, 111.

Prepare for Spring.

Don't let this season overtake you before you have attended to the important duty of purifying your blood with Hood's Sarsaparilla. By taking this medicine now you may save sickness that will mean time and money as well as suffering later on. Hood's Sarasaparilla will give you rich, red blood, good appetite, (iood digestion and a sound, healthy body. It is the greatest and best spring medicine because it is the One Truelilood Purifier. Its unequalled record of marvelous cures has won for it the confidence of the whole people.

Cbamplen Hfaet of the World.

Miss Annie Oakley writes: Myself and many of the Buffalo Bill Wild West Cohave given Allen's Foot-Ease, the powder to shake into the shoes, a most thorough trial, and it does all if not more than you claim. It instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot' aching, nervous or sweating feet. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25, Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmstead, Le Iloy, N. Y.

An organist ?ays that a cow moos in a perfect fifth octave, or tenth a dog barks in a fifth or fourth a donkey bra.-s in a perfect octave, and a horse neighs in a descent on the chromatic scale

We live in a country of which the principle scourge is stomach trouble. It is more wide-spread than any other disease, and, verj nearly, more danger01)8,

Ono thing that makes it so dangerous is that it is so little understood. If it were better understood, it would be more feared, more easily cured, less universal than it is now.

So, those who wished to be cured, Shaker Digestive Cordial, because it goes to the root of the trouble as no other medicine does. Tho pure, harmless, curative herbs and plants,of which it is composed, are what render it so certain and, at the same time, so gentle a cure.

It helps and strengthens the stomach, purifies and tones up the system. Sold by druggists, price 10 cents to $1.00 per bottle.

To be entirely relieved of the acheB and pains ot rheumatism means a great deal, and Hood's Sarsaparilla does it.

The watara of the Grand fallB of Lab. rador have excavated a chaem thirty miles long.

HARD TO EXPLAIN.

He Made a Mintake, and She Soon Told Him So. The evil of having "pretty" photographs is growing and is becoming a decided nuisance.

There iB at least one young man in town who is ready tc denounce the custom forevermore, and it happened this way.

Ono evening he went to see a young lady whom he liked very much indeed. She was bright, she -was jolly, she was pleasant in every way. but she was not pretty.

However, he did not mind that, and things were getting 011 finely until this unlucky night when be spied upon the mantelpiece a new photograph in a brand new Florentine frame.

It was the picture of a bright saucy looking girl, with big appealing eyes and waving hair, and it interested the young man immediately. "Who is it V" he asked, going up in front of the picture, "mighty pretty girl, but I don't believe I know her. Wish I did. Won't you introduce us?"

He was going on, but suddenly became aware of a certain frigidity in the atmosphere and stopped. "Wh— Wh—why, what's the matter?" he questioned, because the girl looked wrathful and yet ready to cry. "That picture," she exclaimed with a slight explosion, "is a new picture that 1 have just had taken of myself.''

The young man looked from her to it and then sank weakly down. And he has not yet succeeded in making her believe that it was all a joke, and he really recognized her. That girl may not be pretty, but neither is she slow.—Cleveland Plain Dealer

Injndicions Metaplioi

"We are living," shouted the agitator in Kansas, "in perilous and portentous times. We stand in the eve of great and momentous events. Darkness, wild, ominous and uncanny, is settling over the land. The gloom becomes more and more intense. A black, heavy cloud is rolling upon us, voluminous and vast"—

The room was entirely emj)tied in 38 seconds. It was in the cyclone belt.— St. Louis Globe-Democrat.

Remarkii Unneceanary.

"You haven't said anything recently to indicate your willingness to get into trouble." said the German emperor's friend. "I don't have to say anything to convey that impression,'' was the answer. "All I have to do is to keep a warship in Manila bay. "—Washington Star.

Rainy Day JeitliiR.

"It's all up with us now, "he remarked as he raised the umbrella. "No she replied, "you mean that it is all over between us.1'

And if it was not laughter that shook the ribs of the umbrella it must have been the wind.—Philadelphia Bulletin.

Enterprise.

"Well." said Don Carlos, "did that American offer any assistance to our cause?" "He offers a good price for the stage rights of your revolution in America, sire '—Philadelphia North American.

nnNiiicMH Presnnre.

"Are you much rushed now. Foozer "Rushed? If I were to die tonight, my employer would expect me to come down town tomorrow and work until the hour set for the funeral. "—Chicago Record.

Repartee.

She—That's just it—every thing I eay goes in one ear and out of the other. He—Well, good gracious! Yon don't suppose my head is big enough to hold it all?—Yonbers Statesman

Astronomy at Home.

Mrs. Outertowne—Oh, Henry! Out new cook is a star I Outertowne (fervently)—If she only proves a fixed one!—Brooklyn Life.

The Quest ot the Picturesque.

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going ter gib Mame er dime ter let

Oh, the grip, Tho terrible grip!

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A Victim.

Oh, the grip, The terrible grip! .--Kyi

I'm wondering still if he'll get me thla trip, It he'll cough me to glory

And finish my story.

The grip, the terrible grip!

I'm wondering still If he'll founder tha ship Or still keep a body :u

A-taklnp his 'toddy."

The grip, the terrible grip! ... .Sil/a-.:

Oh, the ftrlp! (Ain't It time for a "nip?"

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As folks In Kentucky.

•o here's to the grip—to the grip I -j —Atlanta Constitution.

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