Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 31 December 1898 — Page 6
CANCER CURED
—WITH—
Koolkiag Oil". Absorption elkod. Cancer of the nose, lip,ear, neck, breast, atomacb or i» fact »11 inter-
Dr. B. P. Bye's Sanitoriura, nal and ex3iT N. Illinois St. ternal organr or tissues. Cut this out and send It for an Illustrator book on abovediseases. (llorae treatment Bent In sumec/ises.)
DB. II. V. BYE, Indiaaapelis, lud. BJ-
Abstracts of Title
furnished at Reasonable'Rates.
Money to Loan
On Real Estate. Deeds and Jtfortgagea^carefullY executed.
tVebster & Sergent.
Recoider'e Office.
Extracting Teeth
is something that everyone drench until they've tried our palnletws way. We apply the medicine to the gums and take out teeth for the most sensitive a"d nervou9 persons without pain. This seems unreasonable until youv'e tried it then you Boe how easy it is. Any one, from the youngest to the oldeit, can have this medicine used without a particle of danger or unpleasant afrer effect*.
Hit*. COl'taiLIN A: WII.SON. 48N. Pennsylvani^St.. Indianapolis, Indian.'..
Close Prices.
Good Prices.
That iB the rule with us. You will do well when you trade with us in the Grocery business, pi We are the people for Hour?,
Sugars aDd Fancy Goods.
mm.
DICKON &
N. E. WOOD, A. M.f M. D.f President
Chicago Medical and Surgical Institute,
617 LaSalle Avenue, Chicago, III. (Eil«btlihed to Ckkn^ Slaw lay lit, lUi) The oWc#f, lament, mwt reliable and aatveMfkl medical Sastltntlofa In tl t» Northwest.
Private room* for patient* with MlltlM for anr emerveaey. Hnr^al operatiou jterforaed In the •Mt scientific Biannrr.
Write for circulars on IWonnities and Braces, Club Feet, Curvature of the Spine, -Tiles, Tumor®, Cancer. Catarrh, Bronchitis, 1'aralyris, Epilepsy. Kidney, Bladder, Ey«, Kar.Hkm and Mood Disease*, and all Surgical 0|*ration!*. Bent faolhilo*. apparatus and remedies for the tiUrccv.sful treatment of every form of disease «r«tulriiif? medical or surgical treatment.
We abtolntdj fuaraaU^ to core every ease of JSfrvoiin Debility atid diseases rt-HUltlrnr from abuses and indiscretion* of Youtliand Manhood Speraatorrhcpa, Mutual Weakaeaa ••night lo**cr), iBpotency \l4tnH of nerwtl jH/uvr.., artcocrle. Hydrocele, Strlc ture, I htmofrla, ew., etc-. Charge* Reaaoaable—Ape tarn experience are important- No mercury or Injurious medicines used—yo thru? lopt from work or business— Ao lnearable caae* accepted, Ko medicine sent C.O.D. J-allure ie unknown tj u*, we cure thousands annually. »Ve hare ten thoosand t**«timonia) letter# on file from rratelul patients permanently cured.* Write urn today, i'atients from a distance treated by m*i\-Mrticines *tnt ever y*c for efne from ffazc and breakage—State full hli-fory andrxart symptoms of your cone and send for opinion and Ura«-Consultation free and confidential !*nftonally or by letter-1 60M«e Book oa all Chroale and Nsrfifsl IHieati and Il*t of tto Questions free. iMehUuii this paper.)
EVERY WOMAN
Sometime* needs a reliable monthly regulating medicine.
DR. PEAL'S
PENNYROYAL piLLS,
Are ptvxnpt, safe and certain in rerult The gensins (Dr. Peal's) never disappoint. t*nt anjrwnew*
tun.
Bold at N. W. Motor's New Central Drug Store, Crawfordvllle, lud.
Hair to ils Youthful Coior. Qofti »ralp dt**sKa At hair IsLicg,
6y Wt^y
CLEOPATRA
may have used Crix-Us Tablets, woman's greateat safe and harmless remedy. Not taken internally. Clo-tbo tablets, the ereat remedy for instant relief of menstrual pain. Price t! per •box. Sample of either bent on receipt of lO:. Egyptian Chemical Company, Cleveland, O.
Christmas pictures at Willie Gallery.
JINGLES AND JESTS.
torn* Bsnl Question*. "Hie feller on my knee, Bays hfr "What is the »-ar alxratT What makes they shoot each other down •An blow up ships an all get drown'?
Why oan't they do without 5" Says he To me
!'v
The feller on my knee, ..
Bays he: w•• ,• "An has you got to go? An la you goin to leave mamma An me an march awaj so far?
Yoa'll be sorry, 1 fenoWi" Says he To wje.
The feller oo my knee, Ssays ha,
"Will you oolite bank againT" llaM him down, 1 could not spank, A.tear tell on his upturned rhnnfc "1 bate ole cruel Hpata," 8ays he
To me. '-Mew Tork Trntfc.
Knew Hit Itoaiaeas.
"Tom saj Mm. Wuik* was bare ducing IV atmooeT" mid t)i« supoPtatandant ot the lunatic tw^luiu to the atteivVuv( "Yea, air," nu the rop^. "Sbe called to aee About taking bar husband t^piuc, but ha positively rutuMd to g» said hi woidd zanhfir atay bera." "I (bought there was something rugpl •k)U8 »bo*t tlmtmao," aitid the superintendent. "lie isn't eraey ut alL".~Cbi 9»fo Sown
A Coincidence.
('8o
that young man wants tw luarry youf" said Mabel's father. "Yog," was this reply. "Do you know how much his salary is?" "No. iiut it's an awfully tttrango coincidence." "What do you inwkuf" 'Herl)ort askwt me the very same question about you."—Tit-Bite.
R. Itlancia's Solilotjuy. i:
Blanco (sitting bolt upright in t)**l 1 canuot «luep. The nir ia heavy and my breath comra thick. Grim specters haunt the curtained room ani roost LTpon my bod niul (jive to me the liuigh. I know them not, and yet 1 muchly fear OD- is SappliiiH with her ancient spouse, Vfuil'- trooping tlu-ir rear do t-wiftly come The liara famed in tiays that are no more, iletlilnks they bt.*i.kon as they bid me come. Why should 1 tremble at these lying spooks? Our llii.t lies low in far Manila bay. C'.ir Heet l.eii low Ix'side the Cuban strand— And 1 lie lu re—
Gee, wliii-ki rs'.
What wa- that
5Iethiiilc it ralk-ti iiie with a rmiw lieehawl Again, ye gods, and yet, and yet, again! 1 kniirr it now! It is—it is the dead ilatarizae mule! Ves, es, 1 come—hf ha\v, I ccme, 1 cornel (Falls in a dull stupor. A cannon boomv from the castle. In a neighboring room a ^ypewvite.- clicks on.) —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There Wa* Time.
"And when I come tckfrom the war," said the young soldier, "we will be niar ricd." "Have you so littlo time now?" k!u asked.
Thus it happened that a clergyman in the next block got a wedding fee chat very day, and two people have less cause tv Worry.—Chicago Post.
WatKou Will Do the Punching. "What io you think of Admiral Ca mara's frequent trips through the Suei tunal asked the ob.servaut boarder. "I think," replied the cross eyed boarder, "that ttie canal company should issue him a commutation ticket at reducec' rates to be punched every time be goW through." Pittsburg Cbro£io»6 Telf graph
sf Stral^litforward. He's wondrously benevolent 'Mid ordinary Bcenes, But when on action lie's intent
The world knows what it means.
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Ai.d youthful potentates who pine For power mast stand away When t'ficle Sam hangs out the sign, "This I* My Busy Day."
He's aflaMe and generous, too, When circumstance invites, Bnf. always sees the matter through it he urinerta his rights. And filibuster* get in line
Jno cease their capers gay WJien Uncle 8t.m hangs out the sign,
"ri'Ai.-.»in
My Busy Day." —Washington St&r.
Simply Awful.
HP has made his bed let him lie in it I' exclaims tim world How cruel is tho world
Ksp(, :iii ly since the world cf coai-W knuwH w!iut a t«rrible thing is tb« b«y( wliicli in average mail has, made!—1*» troit .1 '-.. .ml
Society Not«*.
.wen-r Admirante lJascual de Cervera To] i.'U (Jiinde tie Jerez Marquis de Sant» Ana. U-., has arrivwl in the United Stat** for a I le!' visit previous to returning ti h's hi- ue ut Madrid alter spending tbi heated '.vi lli. at sannugo de Cuba. Dei", ver IjL«I
A Cliaoce Goue By.
Ui.i! sighed ai the read the paper. Then i.li« ^airl with eulmness fine. "'A'his man who is just made colonel to be aii old beau of mine." —Chicago Record
In Shantytown.
MiXr—Norah, darlint, th' way ye do ewingtn tliot orin one wud think ye nil goin to th' crool war.
Nora—Well, ye blockhead, can't ys s# Oi'mgoin to th' front)1 And the inoffenaive shirt was pressed the back. Vim
Flnt Lesson.
What the first thing to do in 6rde to equip myself for service in our navy? Inquired the Spanish youth.
"Well,
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Cte&M and beautifies ths half. Promotes a lasurlarit growth. 5evor Fail* to ItesUrre Oral
replied & member of the cabinet
"for a
starter
I
should advise
you to tak
VWlnming lessons."—Washington
Star
Mother Goose lip to Date. Jack, Jack, the piper's son, Btole a wheel and away he span. A policeman Btopped his evil ways, A police conrt judge said, "Sixty days! v-sVUa.
Cause Bor Sbwnc.
terry Patettic—I been on the road ft. jmn, but I've nevef' done anything to Mbamed of.
Wallace—I should think you would i» s*bnmed of never doing anything.—Ciu •innati Enquirer.
Oar Plucky Tars.
Oervera had to beach his boats: The cause we understand, 9mt, Strang* to say, 'twos that oar shiy
IV
Vst* Use en "sand." lark JournaL
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IN STELLAR Dt-EPS.
In stellar deeps the midnight silence broods Worn with tho day, the earth low lying sleeps, While thought invades the eternal solitudes.
The stellar deeps.
Fleets, from a port beyond the explorer's ken. Majestic move, great argosi. of light. Up from the nether voids unknown of men,
And cruas the uitcht.
A pathway mmt with thistlo down of stars, A pathway white, a* it thereon had trod One whoso wingod feet abed luster to their flight,
Mounting to God,
Bridges the waste from rolling ftph«rc te sphere. Spans the blue seas of silence, shore to shore, An aroh of triumph a'ar the primal dark
Forever mure.
I tremble as a ohlid that finds a door And with vwift, various hand tArows opea wide Into a vast, unpeopled oorridsr,
Where shadows elide.
Immensity! Thy NI|M aacenflned Buffet the sense with strong, beawabiag shocks, Hurling the little wreckage ef the mind
Upon like roclurl
O thought, rotural The engulfing billows tees Thy tinj cockleshell, thetr helpteee piej I O reason, halt! Thy ohart and eonipaas vsta
To find the way 1
One envoy more. I watt apon the otrand. And while my soul h»r aweeome vigil keeps Faith finds safe anahorage, in sight of land, in stellar dovpa. —Buima Horriok Weed in Youth's Companion.
E A IN E O E
Uismarek Travel* In State Wherever Ills Mistress Goes. A woman walked into the breakfast room of one of Chicago's swell hotels, dressed in traveling oostume and carrying oil her arm a cape of plaid cloth, which she hung over the chair next at table, disposing of it with some euro, as if it might be of value.
Then she gave her attention to the menu and discussed a service of fruit while she waited for her order. 8he was roused front a pleasing study of her plate? by a series of "Glial" and Alis!" and "What a darling!" and a hasty glance showed her a big white Angora eat seated gracetullv on. the vacant chair at her side. "Oh, Bismarck, you dreadful cat!" she said, as the head waiter approached with a look in his eyo that boded no good to the cat.. "linns' put him out. madam," he said, with the assurance that goes with head waiters.
But his mistress clicked her fingers and the cat disappeared. Every eye was upon him, yet no one saw him go. The waiter looked ou the chair and under it, but pussy had vanished like a dream. "Find the cat—he is iu the picture somewhere, remarked the owner of the pet, as she buttered her toast. But the cat did not come back, and it was not until the woman had finished her breakfast and was leaving the table, with her traveling cape thrown over her arm, that the mystery of the animal's disappearance was explained, and pussy's head was allowed to peep from a capacious inside pocket in that cape. "He has traveled in that pocket from the Pacific coast, and this is the first time he has given away his hiding place," said his mistress. "He will not pur for fear of being found, but he is near his journey's end now and is getting tired. This cape is his exclusive property, and the pocket is his private car. "—Chicago Times-Herald.
L»Atis er* From Violent Exercise. There is considerable diversity of opinion as to the safety with which women may indulge in violent exercice in view of possible injury. As segavd the heart, there appears to be but one opinion—namely, that that organ, accustomed to a quiet life, may be danger ousiy and permanently crippled by the excessive strain in athletic sports. Experience in medical practice, says an eminvsnt authority, teaches that the patient with, a weak heart must be extremely cautious in his exercises, and the Cemonstratiou of a dilatation of the heaUhy heart under sudden, violent, exlia tsting effort which has been wade was a surprising nature. Many clinical .ibservers in Germany and in this country have detected by percussion and obsei vation of the changes in the heart beats that there is under strain and exertion onsiderable dilatation, which continues for a shorter or longer time niter the e'tertiou is over. Ocular proof of this 1 as been afforded by the Roentgen, rays. This shows not only tho need of cautii by those in good health, but mere uarticularl so in the ease of those who 'titter from any weakness, consti-tutii-J'iil or otherwise, in this organ.— New V'ork Ledger.
ou are a daisy, is ustsd by Dick«is in David Copperfield'' in the sense of calling a person a daisy in tho way to exjiess admiration and at the same time 1o laugh at one's credulity. Steerforth says to young Copperfield: "Darid, ny daisy, you are so innocent of the Wirld. Iet me call you my daisy, as It is refreshing to find one in thece corrupt days so innocent and unaophi*ticat*»l. My dear Copperfield, the daisies of the field are not fresher than you."
A Successful Preacher.
An English bishop, as he was going about his diocese, asked the porter of a lunatic asylum how a chaplain whom he, tie bishop, had lately appointed, was getting
on.
"Oh, my lord,"
said the man, "hit
preaching is most successful. The hid lots twmjoys it partickler.''
A Loudon curate the other day reoeiTCKt an astonishing answer to an inquiiy alter a parishioner's health. "Well, sir," said the parishioner, "•OCiPtimes I feels anyhow, sometimes I faqli nohow and there be times when I fvaU as stiff as a himmidge."
Warships were originally distinguished from merchantmen by their greater •!*•. Now this distinction does not obt&ia, and the war vessel is of a totally different construction.
A GREAT HURRAH
The date for our removal to the new store is yet indefinite, but we will begin at once a
[GREAT CLEARANCE SALE
And will offer our entire stock at prices never before named In Crswfordeville. We have sold goods all fall at bargain prices 8nd hundreds of peopie have been singing our ptaises as the cheapest store in the State, but tho prices we shall put on our stock from now until our removal, will cause all to wonder. •Instead of 10,15 and 20 per cent, off, we wil give 20, 25, 33% and 50 per cent, discount from regular prices, and the people of Crawfordsville and Montgomery couDty will saqe one-fourth, onethird and one-half on every dollar'B worth of goods thev buy from the Big Store before removal.
Our holiday trade was the largoet in our history, and we have been too bii6y to make a list of the thousands of genuine bargains wo are to offer, but tbey will be on sale at once, and the few items below will serve to show how goods will be offered:
Lonsdale, Ma6onville and Fruit of Loom, yard wide bleached muslins worth 8\3C a yard at F)C yard, 20 \arde for $1.00.
Indigo blue, turkey red, fast black and gray dress prints worth 5c a yard, choice of 100 styles at 3c yard.
Choice of all our beet 6c prints 4c a yard. Choice of all our 10c fleece back materials 6j»c yard.
Choice of our 5c outing tlannels 3^0 yard §f Choice of ourj 7}c and S'/jC outing llannels, 5c yard.
Choice of our 10c outing flannels yard. Our 5c cotton tlanDel 3l-jC yd.
Our 7J-2'C cotton flannel 5c yd. fiOur 8j'c cotton llannel Jc yd. Special pneeB on hosiery, underwear, gloves and mittens,'.{JflHOLels, flannel skirts, blankets. 100 pairs all-wool blankets, including Yountsville goods, worth S4.50, 15.00, S3.G0 and S6.00 per pair, choice $3.49.
The offerings in dress goods and silks will be a revelation in bargain prices. There will be no reserves. Every item :n stock will be offered including the world famous Priestly and Gold Medal black goods. Prices named will be less than we can replace them for as prices on wool dress goods are tending upward but we want only new goods in thia department in our new store eo everything goes in this sale.
Cloaks—25 ladies'ljackets, fine kers?y cloths in castor, blue, tan and black, all silk lined, scld for $12.50, $15, $16.50, Sfl8andf20. Choice of lot $7.08. ladies and misses' line cloth jackets, all colors and black, many all silk lined, others half silk lined, worth $10 to 115. Choice of lot $.r.98. 35 ladies' and mifses' jackets in smooth a'd rough clothe, all shades, many of them silk faced, fold for $7.50 to $10. Choice $3.98.
Great bargains* in plush' and cloth capes. lb ladies' tailor made suits in fir.e cloths, elegantly made, worth $15 to $25, choice $10.
Holiday selling has been brisk, but we have a goodly assortment of beautiful presents left over which must be Eold at once. If we didn't have a large 8mount for the people to select from we wouldn have the people to select from tbfm, so we always buy more than enough. This year, more than ever, the loft-overs must be sold
BO
we have
made unheard of prices to close them' This will include our unusually low priced stock of bookB. aod our line of perfumes that have been so greatly admired.
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Don't buy Dry Goods and Notions until you seelour offerings in this sale.
^Temporary Quarters Y. M. C. A. Building and 122 W. Main.
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