Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 26 November 1898 — Page 3

Professor Moses Colt Tylor of Cornell has been nnido a churncter in a novol by Justin McCarthy.

Colonel Roosevelt Is among the lectur«ts In the Boston "Lowell Institute* course this winter, '-cf:

Russia 1r getting rendy for a rousing welcome to Thomas A. Kdiaon, who will shortly vidt that country.

Secretary Gage Is said to be a passionate sportsman and a romarkably good shot. Ho spends much of his vacation: in hunting and fishing.

Professor Von Esmaroh, the Kiel surgeon who is illicit) by marriage of the German empress, lias just celebrated tho fiftieth anniversury of receiving bis doctor's degree.

Frederick York Wolseley, Lord Wolseley's Australian brother, is visiting in England. lie is best known as the inventor of a s-hcep shearing machino that bears his name.

The trip of tho famous Apache, Geronlmo, to Omaha will probably be his last. He is back at Fort Sill, 1. T., now, but bis health is said to be hopelessly broken, and he has a savage hatred of doctors.

When Colonel Waring wanted the appointment fur cleaning the New York streets, he was jokingly told by those in authority that heaven Itself couldn'tclean them in a century. "I can do it in a month," said Waring.

Bernhard Stavenhagen, the pianist, who visited this country a few years ago, recently conducted for the first time at tho Royal theater in Munioh, where he has been made successor to Richard Strauss. The latter goes to the Royal Opera at Berlin.

Sir Henry Hawkins, England's most famous criminal judge, is the latest of London's notable rccruits to Romanism. At tho opening of the courts for tho fall term ho and Lord Russell, the chief justice, hoard mass said by Cardinal Vaughan in tho church of St. Anselm and St. Cecelia.

J. R. Findlay, the chief proprietor of The Scotsman, of Edinburgh, who recently died, was tho founder of tho Scottish National Portrait gallery, which ho presented to Edinburgh, at a cost of £70,000, and was on friendly terms with De Quinoey when that erratio genius lived near Edinburgh.

Edward Flynn, "tho lodging house king," who died in New York recently, was only o(.» years old, and when be came to this country from Ireland 21 years ago was penniless. Ho was tho owner at the time of his death of six lodging houses in New York and threo in Brooklyn, said be worth $150,000.

A, Fitzgerald, tho explorer, whose ascent of Mount Aconcagua, in South Amcrira, won him so much renown, is now ill from the effects of the trip. Thouf :i membor of the famous London Alpine ub, he is not an Englishman, hut an Aji.ci.onn, and was educated at St. Paul's school, Concord, X. 11.

Riley Grannan, the great plunger and race track sensationalist, surprised his friends in San Francisco, where he now is, by registering himself "and wife" at the Palace hotel. Ho adds to the mystery by saying ho has been married for two years, but declines to tell whero or exactly when the marriage took place or what his Wife's maiden name was.

POULTRY POINTERS.

Feed wheat to chickens as soon as thty are ablo to cat it. Keep down all surplus stock market all that is not needed.

Fowls that arc overfed are not healthy and will not lay regularly. It is a good plan to raise good bens, but to import all of the roosters.

Liinewater is a cure for bowel diseases and is also a remedy for soft shelled eggs Milk has all the necessary elements for the production of fat and gives the skin a good color

In too many cases the poultry is overfed, causing it to become too fat and unproductive.

Dry lime is too caustic to be given alone. A better plan is to keep a \essel of limewater convenient.

Boiling the milk that is led to fowls will increase its value and ltssen the risk of its producing diseaso.

Chickens intended for breeding stock should not be pushed too fast or be over fed. A steady development is best.

Fowls that have a variety of sound food do not need artificial stimulants or condiments to make them lay or to keep them in good health.—St. Louis Republio.

her child, both captives and shackled in a dungeon, could not well be imagined. There are thousands of mothers and their babes who lie shackled by disease in the dungeon of death.

Without knowing it, or having the faintest comprehension of it, tire fault lies with the mother. Too many women enter upon the responsibilities of wifehood and motherhood while suffering from weakness and disease of the delicate and important organs that make wifehood and motherhood possible. A woman who suffers in this way cannot be a capable wife and a competent mother. Before entering upon the duties and responsibilities of these positions, she should see to it that her health, both general and local, is thoroughly restored. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the best of all medicines for this purpose. It acts directly pn the sensitive organs concerned, making them strong, healthy and vigorous. It promotes regularity of the functions, allays irritation and inflammation, heals ulceration, checks unnatural and exhausting drains and soothes pain. It tones and builds up the shattered nerves. It turns the dangers and pains of maternity into safety and ease. It is a medicine that is intended for this one purpose only and is good for no other. Der.lers sell it and no honest dealir will suggest a substitute. "Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pn«cription did me 10 much good that to-day I am well again aud stronger than 1 have been for years," writes

Mrs. Alex. I.ockie, of \Vist. Isabella Co., Mich. "I have a baby one yeai old and as fat i\nd healthy as one could wish to see. I took two bottles of Favorite Prescription.' 1 keep Tr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets in the house al. be time. My luiuily take n? other kind of (.iiu."

THE LISTENER. THE SPORTING WORLD.

thi'ike Yousonf, Adali has a fair m! knowledge of the several holds Uf-eil by American wrestlers, says the New York Journal. He thoroughly understands and knows bow to secure a half Nelwm and other dangerous grasps. He showed as much while wrestling with Max Dugur, the famous 6tsong man. whom, by tbe way, the Turk refused to throw. He says he does not with to hurt linger. After wrestling with the Turk for half an hour in a mild way, Max Unger, in speaking of Adali'h great strength and his knowledgcof the technique of wrestling, said: "1 think Adali is tbe greatest wrestler the world has ever seen. He is a natural athlete and, although lie appears to have no great muscles, ho bus wonderful strength, which be uses to good

ADALI HAKDLKS PIKIIICI WITH EASE. effect I have met Yousouf and I do not believe the 'Terrible Turk' could compare with this man. Yousouf depended entirely on brute strength to win a bout, while Adali employs up to date tactics with great success. He is much faster on his feet than Yousouf. This I know from experience. "I have tried every conceivable bold known in tbe art of wrestling, and be got away every time without being in any danger of a fall. Ho will be a hard man to beat, for be would just as leave •wrestle as be would eat. Adali is very fond of training and spends five or six hours a day in preparing himself for a contest. He gives Tom Cannon, Antonio Pierri and myself, bis trainers, all we can do to satisfy bis demand for exercise."

Baseball Situation.

"Now the Baltimore club is making a puzzling baseball situation all tbe n."re complex. remarks a follower of tbe ups and downs of tbe national game, "by threatening to move the Baltimore team to another city. Perhaps Vonderhortt and Hanlon are making a bluff

about moving the ex-cbampions away from the Monumental City. Perhaps the I hopes to come to an agreement threat to take the team to Brooklyn is made with the intention of frightening tbe baseball patrons of Baltimore. If it is a bluff, il is a bad one. President Robison tried it in Cleveland, and it had just tbe contrary effect. Instead of making the baseball patrons anxious to keep tbe team, they became indifferent and let it go away. If tbe Orioles are to stay in Baltimore, Messrs. Vonderborst and Hanlon would do well to cut out all talk of changing their quarters. No money was ever made by parading misfortunes. There is nothing that succeeds like success. Vonderhorst and Hanlon certainly made money enough out of the championship years of tbe Orioles to stand one season of loss without weeping tears of financial grief. The more they parade their misfortunes tbe worse they will fare. With tho St.

Louis club on tbe verge of bankruptcy, the Cleveland club without a home and the Baltimore club ready to fold its teni, and sneak away to another town, the League magnates are going to have a lot of work at tbe annual meeting. Baseball bus not been in sach bard lines since the days of tbe disastrous Brotherhood."

Bad Habit of a Wheel.

"We hiiv.' some queer experiences," eaid a prominent dealer in Broadway tbe other day. "A well dressed man came into tbe store and said that he I wanted to {jet a new bicycle. H5 had his wheel with hiui, and after agreeing to allow him a certain price on the old wheel he purchased one of the highest priced wheels we had in stock. Then he unburdened himself. 'That bicycle rtms nicely, and it is strong and trust- I worthy. The only trouble with the I wheel is that it is crazy. It runs all right nntil 1 get in front of a saloon roadbouse, and theu it insists upon stopping, and, push as 1 will, I cannot fjet it past.' \Vell, the man took the new wheel and went away rejoicing. I have not seen him since, and I don't know whether his new tuonnt has the liquor habit or not."—New York Tribune. I

I Oriental Hunting. Tbe Asiatic buffalo has long horns end is a dangerous animal to taokle, particularly when on foot and in high grass or thick jungle. In India tbe weapon generally used is an eight bore rifle, or some equally large bored weapon. The object is to kill the beast before I it can charge its foe, for a wounded buffalo is a dangerous animal to face, and few shikaris, or native hunters, oare to follow their European masters whem tracking wouuded buffalo in higher oover. Until recently the Philippines I were unknown to American sportsmen, I but it is safe to predict that within a few years the woods and swamps of tho!e islunds will be as an open book in the literature of the sporting countries of the world.—New York Commercial

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Unlike some of our police eonrt •facials. Magistrate Meade does not poeeae a bum oust, but there are at times a oa antic wit and an epigrammatic force in bis remarks which carry more conviction to the hearts of t4ioee whom he reprimands than such smart sarcasm »b is often burled from the judicial benck

Well dressed and having an air of woruout respectability, threadbare decency and honesty sadly irayed at the edges, a man was arraigned before Magistrate Meade tbe Yorkville police court on Saturday, charged with intoxication. "Why. you were before me yesterday on a similar charge, and you to go with a reprimand," said the magistrate. "Now, the officer says that he fouud yon only a few hours later lying helplessly drunk on tbe sidewalk. What is your excuse this time?"

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With downcast eyes th6 slave of drink mumbled something about having a wife and family to support. Then, as if seized with a sudden inspiration, he raised bis head and said: "Your honor, there is just one thing more 1 would like to say one thing I would like you to remember."

Clearing hiB throat and striking a dramatic attitude, the man declaimed in husky tones the well known lines: "It is human to err. Forgiveness iB divine."

The magistrate looked tbe fellow in the face a moment, then quietly said: "Five dollars 1 And let mo tell you, sir. to err as you do is inhuman. It is brutal. I am not here to represent the divinity. Go to prison fur fivo days. I Then go to your wile and family for forgiveness." %.•

A Chinese Laundry Trust. A trust :i' Chinese inundrymen is tbe latest. It is called the Dop Song Kong Sow, and it has its tentacles wrapped around more than 1,000 ChiueFe laundrymen in (ireater New York.

Gradually the movement to amalgamate tbe Chinese laundryinen is spreading, and tbe organization in this city ia practically the home of a commission that has branches in every large city in the country.

On the bookB of the state of New York the Dop Song Kong Sow is called the Greater New York American Laundry association.

It was incorporated in January, 1898, but not until within the last month has any active work been done by its oificers.

Now there is great hustling at the headquarters, 28 Mott street, on the top floor, and expert Chinese Bcriveners are busy every day placing the names of new members in a large book.

Lust month tbe price of washing and ironing a shirt was raised by every member of tbe trust to 10 centfe, and fees for polishing collars and cuffs were likewise increased.

Then the Hebrew Laundrymen's association started a laundry war, but Lowee Sing has arranged a conference with tbe Hebrew Laundrymen's association and

Havemeyer's Double Plays. "The 6ugar deal is puzzling Wall street," said a man well posted on matters of the street. "That is one of the missions of the sugar deal. It is always puzzling Wall street. This time the question is whether Mr. Havemeyer and his associates are going to start the market up from pHr or from some point below par, say 80 or 90. Another point about which Wall street would like information whether the fight between the sugar trivt and the Arbucklt-Doesh-er combination is genuine or it mere bluff organi. for the purpose of deceiving the public as to the true intent of the men behind the scenes. The sugar trust is the only one of the great industrials which runs along with unbroken success in both speculative aud commercial channels. Tbe men whose genius lias effected other industrial combinations aud who have tried to work

Wall street as well as cairy on a legitimate business have sooner or later been obliged to give up one or the other. "Mr. Havemeyer seems to be equal to both. He goes along year after year adding to his millions, and it is a lean aud hungry season with him when he is not able to build a skyscraper on Broadway or on some other great down town thoroughfare. The margin of profit from the fcales of actual sugar has been meager for some time, and he feels the need of swelling his bank account in some other way. He therefore turns naturally to Wall street, and a killing is at hand."

He Hypnotized the Sailor. A Bellevue surgeon the other day subdued a maniacal sailor after live polioemen had wreetled with him in vain. The doctor told the polioemen to release the powerful man, And ae they did so he caught the patient'a eye. The strong man stopped in the middle of the street and eyed the doctor in wonder. His eye lost its fire, and be followed the doctor's movements to a "T." The doctor walked around tbe sailor, waving bis arms all the while and keeping his eyes fastened on the sailor's. He was hypnotizing him, and he soon put him to sleep. The free show entertained a crowd of people, and after the ambulance rolled off with its hypnotized burden Ekeptiosdidawhole lot of thinking.

Organised War on Cats.

A secret Anticat league flourishes in tbe most fashionable quarter of the oity. The aristocratic Angora and tbe patrician Persian cat out in the buck yard ringing to the moon die suddenly. Their bodies, still and voiceless, are found in the yard next day, and not until then is it known that the official Borgia of the Anticat society has passed that way. The active warfare on the felines of the smart set was only begun recently, bnt the havoc wrought has struck terror into the hearts of the cat show exhibitors. JOKKPH Rl'fctKKLL.

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Tlie Mnreh of Science.

"I have invented something very usefa 1." "YFhat is it?' "An alarm clock letter box which rings when a man goes by with a letter in hig pocket to mail for hig wife."—Chicago' Record.

In the K»r West.

Stage Manager—Here, what in thunder I is delaying tho performance? Whore's Pil-1

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Stage Hand—Ho says he'll never go on again as Cyrano unless you git him a wire cage for his nose.—Cleveland Plain Deal I er.

Changed,Indeed!

For ten long years we had not met. Now by her side I sit. My arm steals gently 'bout her waist-

She has not changed a bit. She has not changed? I guess I'm wrong. That can be plainly seen. Just twenty-three her years were then.

But now she'9 seventeen! —'Yonkers Statesman.

Easily Answered.

"I am glad to see you.take an Interest I in the dear little birds, children. Can any one tell me what this one is? I see Katie Upjohn's hand is up. What is it, Katie)1' "It's the kind mamma always wears on her hat. "—Exchange.

I'ncle Alien.

"In everything you do," counseled Undo Allen Sparks, "always try to improve on your previous efforts. You will not succeed, of course, but it will help you to keep up a respectable average."—Chicago Tribune.

"InJnn Summer."

Don't like Injun summer days—most too still fer me. Every time a hick'ry nut comes falUn from a tree Hear it fer a mile or more! Wish, from sun to sun. They'd send along a Injun an scalp things an be done! —Atlanta Constitution.

C'ntiMc Kor Alarm.

She—Mrs. Grunt is an awful nulsanoe. I wonder she doesn't try to keep her tongue between her teeth 1

He—Perhaps she is afraid of being arrested for carrying concealed weapons.— Judy.

A Seuxlble Suggestion. Now as the prudent family man For winter makes his preparaliGE He sees 'twould be a llrst rate plan

For folks to have a coaling station. —L. A. W. Bulletin.

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