Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 2 April 1898 — Page 6

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Why is it every sarsaparilla which tries to sell itself, ranges itself against Ayer's as the standard Why is it that all have to offer extra inducements—bigger bottles, fancy wrappers, cheaper price—anything, everything, but €he one inducement of quality

Aiier

has never been equaled by any cheap imitation of it, and quality tells, just as blood tells.

it is the $to

"I have sold Ayer's Sarsaparilla for more than twenty-five years, a'.id have never heard anything but words of praise from my customers not a single complaint has ever reached me. A preparation must possess great merit to maintain such a reputation. I believe your sarsaparilla to be the best blood purifier that has ever been introduced to the general public. I often hear other manufacturers say that this is "as good as Ayer's," but no one ever yet heard it said that Ayer's was "as pood" as any other kind. They always set-Avar's up as the standard of excellence."—S. F. BOYCE, Duluth, Minn.

Kig Four KxruiMun.

Grand Chapter Order of th»» Eastern Star. Indianapolis, Ind., April 0f to 2!), "9i. Kate one faro for the Round Trip. Tickets on sale April 2oth and 20th. Good going on date of phI" and returning to anil including A pi..it ."0:n.

Grand Lodge A. F, Mini A. .M. ol Indiana. Indianapolis, liH.t Alay 24 to 25, '98. Hate One Fare for R- UIKI Trip. Tickets on sale May 23rd ar.-i 24th Good going on date of sole. Retui ninyio and Including May 26th.

Annual Convention Pike Lake Christian Culture School. Pine Lake (near LaPorte') Ind., July 20 to 20, 1S98. Rate to La Porte, Ind., One Fare for Round Trip. Tickets on sale July 20th to 26th. Goo going on •date of sale and returning to and including July 28th, 1898.

A Decided 11 il—Hit? Four Two-Stcp. For the purpose of advertising the merits of the Big Four we will continue to send to ail applicants mailing ten cents (eilver or stamps) to cover mailing and postage, a copy of the

BIG FOUR TWO-STEP, We also call the attention of the band and orchestra leaders to the fact that we have had made a splendid arrangement for band and orchestra, and will send to any addreBS, upon receipt of twenty-five cents, a full hand arrangement, or upon receipt of thirty-five cents a full orchestration. (Mark envelope "Two-Step.")

E. O. McC

,'ORMICK,

Pass. Traf. Mgr., Cincinnati, O. Mention this paper when you write.

Indigestive poisons are the the bane of tho dyspeptic's life. When sick, see if your sickness is caused by indigestive poisons. It so, take Shaker Digestive tordial. This is the only certain way of being permanently cured, because it is the only way that gets rid of the poisons. You know that fermented food is poisonous. You know that poison is unhealthy. Shaker Digestive Cordial clears the stomach of fermenting food, and purifies the blood and system of indigestive poisons. It cures indigestion and the diseases that couie of it. Headachc, dizziness, nausea, stornache, weakness, flatulence, constipation, loss of appetite, irritability, etc. These are a few of the symptoms, caused by indigestive poison, cured by Shaker Digestive Cordial.

At druggists, price 10 cents to $1.00 per bottle.

What do the Children Drink? Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called Grain-o? It is delicious and nourishing and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-o you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-o is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared taste like the choice grades of coffee but costs about

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as much All grocerfl sell it

15c, and 25c. •:A.

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Everybody Says So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most wonderful medical discovery of the age, pleasant and refreshing to the taste, act gently .... and positively onlddneys, liver and bowels, cleansing the entire system, dispel colds, cure headache, fever, habitual constipation and biliousness. Please buy and try a box

Of C. C. C. to-day 10. 25, 50 cents. Soidand guaranteed to cure by all druggist

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be magnetic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-Bar, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, COc or St. Cure guaranteed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.

Bicyeles at tho 99 cent store. tf

One hundred £iahes for $C.OO

piece set decorated at the 99{cent store.

Hew Passenger Got Even With a Street Car Conductor. He was intent upon. his newspaper when the conductor came along and stopped in front of him.

The conductor stooped down to get a better look at his face and said, "Fare, pleaso.''

The man with the paper paid no attention, and finally the conductor tappod him gently on the arm. "Did I get your fare?" asked tho conductor as the man with the paper looked tip

Now, if thero is anything in this world tthat has a tendency to niako a man who has paid his fare get angry it is to have tho agont of tho corporation to whom such faro was paid come along and ask Iiiin if he has paid it. It may be all right, but it always seems as if there was an inference that some one is trying to beat the road. Thus it happened that the man with the paper replied rather sharply: "You ought to know." "Oh, it's all right, sir!' explained tho conductor hastily. "No intention to offend, you know. I merely wanted to make sure."

Then he returned to the platform, while the Juan with the paper returned to his reading.

A few minutes later the man with the paper went out on the platform himself, and just before reaching his corner iio gently tapped the conductor on the arm, even as tho conductor had tapped him. "Did you ring up my fare?" lie asked.

Thero were immediate indications that tho conductor was getting mad. Ho tried to say something, but only spluttered. "Oh, it's all right!" the man with the paper hastened to.explain. "No in tention to offend, you know. I only wanted to make sure."

Then he swung off the car, and when he reached home his wife detected traces of a faint smilo ou his faco.—Philadelphia Times.

Special Kate* Via. (!. iV St. J*. Hotel Mens" Mutual Benefit Association at New Orleans, April 5.1898. Rate one fare for round trip. Tickets on sale April 2nd, 3rd,, and 4th, good going on date of sale and returning leaving New Orleans April 15th.

Indiana Division of Travelers' Protective Association, Muncie, Ind., April 30, 1898. Rate one fare for round trip. Tickets on sale April 29 and 30th, good soing on date of sale and returning until May 3 inclusive.

Grand Lodge I. O. O. F. and Rebekat. Assembly State of Indiana, Indianapolis. Ind., May lGth-19, 1898., Rate one fare for round trip. TicUels or sale May 16 and 17, good going on date of 6ale and returning until May 20 inclusive.

Turnfest Indiana District, Danville, 111, June 11-14,1898, one Tare for round trip. Tickets on sale June 11 and 12, good going on date of sale and returning until June 15 inclusive.

Young Peoples' Biennial Convention of the United Brethren in hrist denomination, Toledo, O.. June 16,-18, 1898. Rate one fare rourd trip. Tickets on sale June 15 and 16, good going on date of sale and returning leaving Toledo

IIne 20th. W. J. FLOOD, Agent.

Cooking and Curing. y-.-j

Man is the only animal that cooks, and he is the only one who prepares medicine—the only one who makes it before he takes it. O. I. Hood & Co., of L'jweil, Mass.. are among the best known medicine makers in the country. Hood's Sarsaparilla is having a great demand just now as a spring medicine aud blood purifier. The same firm have also published a handsome, handy volume of over 350 pages with stiff cloth covers, entitled Hood's Practical Cook Book, which ought to be in the hands of every housekeeper. The regular price is a dollar, but they will send copies to o"r patrons if you mention this paper, for 25 cents. It is well worth four times as much

Second Annual Convention ol Itiinctnlic Clul)* Of the Ohio Valley, Indianapolis, April a and 7, one fare round trip, via. Big Four Route.

Tickets will be good going April 5 and G. Returning tickets will be good until April 9 inclusive.

For full information call on agents Big Four Route, or address the undersigned, f':E. O. MOCOHMICK,

Pass' Traf. Mgr., Cincinnati, O. Mention this paper when you write

K. A. K. O.

Cincinnati, O. April 2Gth to May 1st. Onlv one and one-third fare round trip. Tickets on sale April 23,24,25 26,27. and 28, good returning until May 4.

For full and detailee information call on agents Big Four Route or address theiundersigned.

E.O.MCCORMICK, :3

Pass' Traf. Mgr., Cincinnati, O.

The average population of Autralasia is estimated at 4.410,124, against 3,809,895 in 1891.

For that tired feeling you must enrich and purify your blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the medicine you need.

Miss May Scruggs, who is still, the Southern papers say, "in her teens," has been made teller of a bank at Waycross, Ga. V*"

At the age of eighty-four, Mrf. Statira Frank, of Lewiston, coasted over the snow-crust of a Majne hill and was her own Bteersman, earlkthis month—New york Bun.

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PITY, THE REVEALEfC

I waited long for love. My spirit drooped Beneath tho withering darts of men's dispraise As faints the unshaded flower on sun parched plain 'Neath tropic rays. "V1-

I waited long for faith. My doubting soul Was liho a hclmloKsburk when tempests roar, And stars are hid, and only breakers' foam

Reveals the shore.

I waited long for pence. My troubled heart Was like a fort uesieRiKl yet faction torn. Each passion promised safety, but betrayed

To keen self scorn.

Then pity ramo with gaze of liquid light, And elenml iny eyes to night of others' pain. 'Neath burdens great my brethren groaned, their brt^ws

Dropped blood like rain.

snatched perforce the weakest struRgler's load (His (jraieful smile made light its seeming weight). I sang the '"liters songs. They strppxl in time,

Erect, elite.

And as \v« marched, my petty, long nursed grief Was imu ns by a magic spell to eoase, For love divine shone through their eye^, sjid love

Brought faith and peae\

—Good Words.

HOW MIKE HOT EVEN.

It was a beautiful morning. Not a cloud in. tho June sky, not a leaf stirring on the old eottonwood tree by tho spring. Tho cattle, after a restless night were lying in close order and lazily chewing the cud or strofcebed out broadsido on rhe thick green carpet.

On the edge of tho bui&h a few calves %vero frisking about with tails up, and one impatient youngster was butting away at his drowsing mother with a vigorous suggestion that.it was time to rise and furnish forth the morning meal.

On an adjacent hill the horse wrangler, still drapeii to the heels in-the yellow slicker he had donned in the thunder shower of tho night, sat idly in tho saddle with a hand on his horse's hips, looking away over the pea green range of early summer to where tho mountain tops glowed in the rising sun.

The cook's fire of damp wood, kindled directly under the tree, sent up a thick smoke which spread throughout tho branches, but collected abovo them, extending one straight, slender, lofty column into the blue. Some blackbirds were scolding about being smoked out of their leafy homo, and on every side resounded the mellow notes of the meadow lark.

It was a beautiful morning, but no one in camp was happy, for every man's clothes were wet, and Mike Tussler had the toothache. Now, it is well known that when the big back tooth of a big buck Irishman takes a notion to ache it is a wholly different proposition from Sn,ordinary case of mal de dents. "You don't, know anything about it," Mike declared. "This isn't just toothache. It aches all over. Did you ever see one of them fiery comets with a long, forked tail on to a bright head? Well, this pain is just like that. My tooth's the redhot head of the thing, and the tails are going all through me.

Mike lay down on his back, and the cook looked in his mouth. "Did you ever see a chestnut or acorn with a wormhole in it? That's the way with your tooth. Just a little bit of a bole right into it. It's a terrible small hole to worry about." "Nothing small about the feel of it," said Tussler, and he asked for a day off to go suid get it "yanked."

He could not be spared that day, but the nest morning went away to the nearest town, It was always a day's ride, and, as is the preverse way of aching teeth, his began to feel much better when he came in sight of the village. He felt so much relieved by the time he had ridden down the one street, with its square front, one story wooden buildings, that when he was finally seated in the dentist's chair he didn't want to have tho tooth pulled. "I was just coming along the street," he said to the dentist, "and I saw your brand on the door, fcjo I come in to ask you to look in my mouth and tell me how old I be." "Old enough to take better care of your teeth," he announced, after looking them over. "Have I got to have tho lasso on that back one?" asked Tussler. "You have got to have it filled at once." "Wbat'll it cost?" asked the cautious Irishman. "Threedollars," said fie dentist. "I use only the best materials and have but one price." "Well," said Mike, "it don't hurt any now. I guess I won't let the job today." "That's robbery," he assured himself, as'ho went away to copper the ace for five-and lose it. "Tho cook said it was an awful small hole."

Tho next morning, however, his tooth having meanwhile resumed business, he was waiting at the door when the dentist came down. "You don't got up so early as we do on tho range by about four hours," sai'l be. "I been standing here all night. I want me tooth filled full."

Ho Mike had the work done aud paid 50 cents extra for capping the nerve. "And the whole thing didn't take him an hour," he reported when he returned to camp. "I've been robbed."

Mike clings to an opinion with proper tenacity and the conviction that the dentist had "beat him out of good $2" laid a debt and a duty upon him which be had no idea of shirking. "What you going to do about it?" the bays asked. "Wait," says Mike.

The bard routine work of tke spring round up went on for some weeks. Again the boys asked, "What'are you going to do about your dentist?*' "Wait," says Mike again.

When there is work to be done, a cow samp is stirring at daybreak. Getting Oat in the gray dawn one morning,/it was seen that a regular tenderfoot out fir

with tents had come in during the night and pitehed their camp near the cowboys.,

Mike strolled over and poked his head into several covered wagons, bringing back tho report that no one was awake. "What av3 they loaded with was asked. "Fertilizer," said Mike. "Come off," they all cried "not 5a those dude wagons!" "Give you my word," insisted TUSHler "not a thing in 'em but old bones.'

About this time Mike became very solicitous for the safety of his bed roll. "Handle it like eggs," he told tho driver of the mess wagon. "It's loaded."

When the outfit got around to the home ranch aud thoro was at length a few days' rest for horses and men, Tussler said: "Boys, I've got to see my dentist again. Come along to town."

They came along to the number of eight, aud leaving them at the Cayuso saloon Mike went over ,and had an interview with the dentist.

You remember," he said, "plugging a tooth for me last spring':" The dentist remembered very well. "Isn't it all right'" "Sure," said he, "and I got a friend who likes it so well that he wants mo to lot tho job of fixing one for him." "I have but one price for filling," said the dentist. "But this is a big back tooth that'll talit' more metal to fill it than niino," insisted Mike. "Tho size of the cavity has nothing to do with it. Unless I have to kill the nerve the price is absolutely the same." "I think the nerve is already detid in his'n," ventured Mike. "When can he come?" I "Tell him to come tomorrow aftcrnoon," said the dentist imd added facetiously, "and bring his tooth with him."

Y'ssir,'' said Mike. The boys killed time as best they might until the appointed hour. Then, with becoming gravity—Tussler leading and the cook second—they filed into tho dentist's offioe. There was scant room for nine men, but they ranged themselves against the wall, and Mike said, with a wave of the hand, "These are all my friends, but," iudicating the cook, "this is my particular friend that I spoke to you about. "And this," said the cook, stepping forward aud depositing on tho table a largo parcel, "ismytuoth." "Open it," said Tussler.

The dentist did so, reveal-ing to his astonished gaze a tooth of Brobdingnagian size. Its length was not less than ten inches, of corresponding breadth and thickness. It had a cavity equal to 12 cubic inches. "That's the tooth," said Mike. "This is one cn me, boys," said the dentist. "(Jome over to the Cayuse." "Fill the tooth first, suggested Tussler. "Yes," said all the boys in chorus.

Tho dentist looked at the tooth. He looked at the nine impassive faces along tho wall. "Why, certainly," be said.

It took all the alloy, amalgam, cement, concrete and gutta percha in the laboratory, but it was done to the satisfaction of Mike and his friends, who assured the dentist of their future patronage aud filed out as solemnly as they had come. "How did you make the big hole in it?" asked one. "The blacksmith did it," replied Tussler.

Professor March of Hale college has long mourned the loss of a magnificent specimen of the mammoth's tooth—one of three secured on h.'i la: fossil hunting expedition to the bad lands. It disappeared upon the return trip and has never been accounted for.

Should these lines meet the professor's eyes, he is advised to seek his property in a dentist's window in a certain small town on the overland railway.— G. E. Durham in Argonaut.

Color Photography.

At a recent meeting of the Royal Photographic society in London Professor Gabriel Lippman described his system of color photography, whereby a photograph showing tiie colors of nature is obtained by a direct process and with one exposure of the plate. The film, which might be of any sensitive substance, he explained, was exposed, developed and fixed in the usual way. Two conditions, however, must be ol served—the film must in tho first pla4» bo transparent and grainless and in j/iie second it must be in contact with a tallic mirror during exposure. The effect of the miiTor, which was formed by running a layer of mercury SA behind tho plate, was to reflect baflc the incident oolorpd rays and thus make the incident light waves stationary. These stationary vibrations, falling ij the interior of the sensitive film, impressed their own structure upon it, and by virtue of the structure thuf/imparted to it the biown deposit of silver, when viewed by reflected white light,appeared clothed with the same colors as Tvare possessed by the image in the can-era. The colors were produced by "mtiMerence" in the same wry as those of the soap bubble or mother of pearl. That this was their cause, M. Lippmai said, was proved by the fact that the tints of a negative I changed if it were damped in consequence of tho geiiitin swelling slightly and thus altering the structure of tba silver deposit. The colors produced by this process were true aud bright provided that exposure and development had been properly conducted. They were, moreover, completely fixed and resisted the action of light and time.

He had net yet succeeded in taking prints from his negatives, but was convinced that to do so would be found possible.

The Right Word.

"•Did you say, sir, that I was not a nian of veraoity?" "Ho, sir. I said you weie a liar." 'I supposed so. It is not possible for you to make the simplest statement of fact in a gentlemanly maoue*''—Dettoit Press.

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