Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 26 March 1898 — Page 6

"Three from two you can't," says the schoolboy. Right! Three from two you can't, either in dollars or dividends or sarsaparilla, It

takes the best sarsaparilla root to

make the best sarsaparilla extract. The best sarsaparilla comes from Honduras, C. A., and the Dr. Ayer Co. practically controls the entire product. Yet others claim to be making best" sarsaparilla. They must be making it out of the remainder left after subtracting three from two. But, three from two you can't." You can't make the best sarsaparilla without best root. You only get t&e best when you

which is made •wholly from the root imported from Honduras.

nig Four ExcuiHioii.

Grand Chapter Order of the Eastern Star. Indianapolis, Intl., April 25 to 29. '98. Rate one fare for the Round Trip. Tickets on

Bale

ding

April 25th and 26th.

Good going on date of sain and returning to and ini-iu'.lM-jf .\jri. 30th, Grand Lodge- A. F. and A. M. of Indiana.

Indianapolis, In Rate One Fare for 1 on

Mrt 24 to 25, '98. uu-i Trip. Tickets 21th. Good going

May 23rd a-

on date of sole. Rciurniuglo and Including May 26th. Annua) Convention Pike Lake Christian Culture School.

Pine Lake (near LaPortej Ind., July 20 to 26, 1898. Rate to La I'orte, lnd., One Fare for Round Trip. Tickets on Bale

July 20th to 26th. Good (roing on date of sale

and

returning to aod inclu

July 28th, 1898.

A Decided lilt—Big Four Two-step.

For the purpose of advertising the merits of the Big Four we will continue to send to all applicants mailing ten cents (silver or stamps) to cover mailing and postage, a copy of the

BIG FOUR TWO-STEP. We also call the attention of the band and orchestra leaders to the fact that we have had made a epI'-rMid arrangement for band and orehi stra, and will Bend to any address, up'in receipt of twenty-«five

centB,

a full band arrange

ment, or upon receipt of thirty-five cents a full orchestration. (Mark envelope "Two-Step.")

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Cl.'ORMICK,

Pass. Traf. Mgr.. Cincinnati, O, Mention this paper when you wiite

BITTER TASTE.

It Aids In the Detection lJnvliole««nic F»Od. Daaiel Webstar in the famous White trial ib Salem, Mass., yeats declared that "murder will out." JL'uh junxi-c has been found applicable to many other thinga besides murder. Housewives know it to be true when there is alum in baking powder. A bitterness in the bread at ouce betrays the alum's presence. It can't conceal iis true nature. The alum bitterness "»M out," and because it will, phjsicinns who understand* the harmful effect of alum on the system, are at a loss to know why peopple continue to buy baking powders containing it. All bakioe powders

Bold

for twenty-five cents a

pound and less contain alum. There is surely no economy in using these cheap powders. For a pure cream of tartar powder, as Dr. Pierce's was shown to be at the World's Fair, goes so much father and gives so much better results, there is no doubt of its being more economical in the long run.

What do the Children Drink? Don't give them tea or coffee. Hava you tried the new food drink called Grain-o? It is delicious and nourishing and takes the place of coffee. The mora Grain-o you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-o is made of pure graina, and when properly prepared tasta lika the choice grades of coffee but] costa about as much All grocers sell it 15c, and 25c.

Everybody Says So.

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cleansing the entire

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oure headache, fever, TJabitual constipation and biliousness. Please buy and .try a box of C. C. C. to-day 10,25,50 cents, bold and guaranteed to cure by all druggists.

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CORRESPONDENCE.

STRING TOWN.

Clara Gulley is still poorly. A wedding soon. Guess who. Tom Hazelhut talks of going to Kansas.

Alex Johnson was in' Indianapolis last week. Lon Young,was hero Thursday buying horses.

Jim Taylor bought hogs ol George Mason Friday. Mort Hunt's children have the whooping|cough.

Delmer Puiliam and John Kincaid were here Sunday. Spencer Lee is cutting timber for building purposes.

Frank Nolan will hop clods for Sam Davidson this summer. George Johnson and wife visited relatives at Waveland last week.

Say, Robert's Chapel, you bawling calf give us a rest ou Catherine. Elijah Dowden, of New Market, visited his daughter ut this place Wednesday.

Say, Frank, the next time you go to see another fellow's girl you had better employ some one to keep an eye on your personal property. A good guard woukl save all that bother the next day.

Say, you pretty girls who wanted to wring the scribe's neck. Maybe you wouldn't be so anxious to entwine your pretty arms about my neck if you knew my wife was the champion hair puller of our town.

MT. PLEASANT.

[Madison Township.]

John Kirkpatrick has the mumps. Win. Lyon is cuttiug his summer's wood."1-^.

Charley Lyon is working for Tom Murphy. George Mason is trying to raise a mustache.

James Williams has his smoke house completed. George Mason has sold his hoga to Jim Taylor.

Bill Wilson is hauling hay to Crawfordsville. Sam Miller is building an addition to his meat house.

Miss Lottie Williams is visiting friends at Wesley. Charley Lyoa spent Sunday at Robert Davidson's.

Enoch Simm? visited friends at this place last Thursday. Cintha Jones had a

Btroke

Tne Taylor Bros, were at this place Wednesday. They r«port a good ship ment on their hogs and a fair profit.

The corn cob party at Jimmy Henderson's Saturday night was one of the swellest ever held in this part of the country.

What has become of our company that was going to erect that carving knife factory? That was a grand idea, boys, and one that we should encourage' Why Dot donate the vacant lot back of the Church as a cite for the plant?

ROCKEY CORNER.

George Clouse talks of building a barn. Tom Wilson says he will build a new house.

John Kirk's young folks have the mumps. Russell King

haB

the grippe at this

writing. Nettie Puiliam is working for Tim Marphy.

Elmer Puiliam will work for George Shields this summer. Willie Puiliam is in tears. Some one has poisoned his dog.

Jim Wilson is busy moving one of his houses out on the road. Holmes Harrison visited his sister near Gariield this week,

Charley Harriman spent last Sunday at Colfax with his best girl. The Harrison brothers are still cut ting

Btaiks

for the Linden factory.

Frank Norman is tired of digging in BtumpB^eo he is digging them out. Bud Tomil&on spends most of hie time feeding and currying his tine hogs.

Relatives from the aouth part of the State visited^ rank Norman last week. Henry Shelley, the celebrated horse jockey, boarded at thU place last week.

George Shields is improving nia farm by ditching. John Rail ia doing the work. "fj"

George ^Shields has a big pile oi wood

cut. He says he'll bet he don't burn corn cobs this summer. Sim Hibbs spends moBt of his idle time at this place with his best girl. And a wedding is expected.

Some of our young folks attended the spelling match at Walnut Grove Tues. day night. Say, they are spellers.

Uncle Mike Shotts is more than pleased with THE RKVIEW.

Murray ia a

of paral

ysis Sunday morning. Jack Lyon is talking war and breaking colts at the present.

Jim Lyon began work for Jim Black at New Richmond Monday. Homer Simms visited friends at this plaoe Saturday and Sunday,

Henry Shelley and family visited friends at this place this week. Our meeting was not very largely attended on account of the rainy weather

Wai. Lyon shot a wild duck last Tuesday. It was the first one killed in our neighborhood this spring.

He knows

a good thing when he sees it. 'Rah for the greater

REVIEW.

John Puiliam has improved his property by building an addition to his house and fixing his fence, lie now has a beautiful little home.

J. T. Puiliam thinks mashing stone is not a very paying business so he has erected an addition to his house, and it is rumored that he will run a boarding house this summer. Bo careful, John, and don't get too many irons in the fire.

MENTALLY AN INFANT.

The Strange Cage of a j5trjngly Built Man at Cleveland.

In a bed in the Cleveland General hospital is a strong man reduced to the mental condition of an infant 6 months old. He is Will-iam Murray of Erie, Pa., who says ho \v,as "hurt on the head" and is unablo to give any other aocount of himself.

Murray's body trembles constanily, and when ho attempts V) spealr-his chin quivers ijs if he were about to cry. He frequently leaps cm* of bod and aftbs playing cm ti*o Soar, exactly like a dhilfi vbeu it is not yet atraug mynngh to Kaik. He Imw a faaoy for feajmawl pinya vriih thorn for. hoars at a Ulna.

When a wafcoh*wa.s handed to Murray, he laughed and crowed in an ecstasy of baby joy and shook the waitch like a rattle box. The next minute he placed the watoh in his mouth. A rattle box is one of his prkno favorites. One of the pastimes in which Murray in* dulges oftenest is to sit'on the floor and play with his toes. He eats and drinks like a Itaby a«d tries to put everything hp gets hold of his inoutk. Every ph$t« of kifcwis life is depioced in his acta

dptfl/ Ikw bran njpmxiou ofSe is stiwogly baTSt, iwsigbe a bow* *06 pounds and has dark heir a«d a dark brawn mustache. He evwlecrtly has been a shorthand writer. The attendants at various tiinoehavfigiven him pencil and paper with which to amuse himself, and he invariably makes shorthand characters instead of the meaningless marks of a child.

Some of the physicians who have seen Murray have a theory that he was confined *n a hospital as the result of an injury to his head, and that he escaped while slightly convalescent. The motion of the train, they think, agitated the brain and brought on Murray's strange condition. His return to infancy is an unprecedented mental phenomenon.— St. Louis Republic.

LIFE AT SEATTLE.

Faddy Smith, the Pugilist, Says It Is the Wildest Place He Ever Saw.

Paddy Smith, the lightweight pugilist and brother of Denver Ed Smith, is in Seattle ou his way to the Klondike, which has attracted a large number of other western sporting men. Writing from Seattle, Smith says: "Just a few lines descriptive of this tour. I have been here for three months, and it is the wildest place I ever saw. Gambling 1b wide open, and everything goes. Every game on earth, except the poolroom, is in full blast. There are more dog trainers here than I ever saw before to my life. Every*man that has a dog has to keep a rope on him, for the first time a dog goes out alone he is 'pinched. Not even curs are barred. I brought a dog up from Spokane, but a Klondiker stole him out of the back yard. By this time he is on the Yukon, and when I go in I will have no dog. My pack goes on my back. I tell you this is a speedy place. Klondikere are coming and going, and everything is on the rush order from morning till night. "Not a man but talks of the^Klondike, the Yukon and Stuart rivers. Every day ships arrive and sail. The streets are as crowded at night as they are in the daytime. I hope to leave about May 17. It is going to be a tough trip, but I will take one chance. The fastest on record for the return trip from the Klondike to Dyea is 21 days. It took the best dog team in Alaska to do it. It takes about 48 days to go to Dawson City, as it is all up hill going and must be done by fair' heel and toe walking. You can go to Dawson by the Yukon'in a boat, but it costs $500. Some go by the river route, but most of them over the (Jhilkoot»pass."—New York Sun

RARE COINS FOUND.

Two Kentucky Prospectors Report

Val

uable Find Near Laketon,

B. W. McClure of Bardwell, Ky., tells of a marvelous discovery of old coins about a mile and a half from Laketon, Ky., reoently. One of the Miller brothers and another man, whose name he could not remember, were prospecting in the hills with a metal rod, which he said could detect metal 22 feet beneath the surface. The rod pointed down over a spot, and digging down nearly 20 feet they discovered almost a bushel of curiously shaped coins. Some were square, others ootagonal, aud still others round.

The coins bore strange inscriptions, which they oould not decipher, and were of copper, silver and gold. They appeared to be very old. The finders refoee to tell just where they found the eoins, believing there are others hidden tbexe. Mod) treasure is believed to be bidden that neighborhood, aod the people have bean digging in tbejiilk these fac jrwahj. JfeOltire, is a log tayftr ftr a i&irtgry and says Miller is a nfcm

THE COMING- CHURCH.

REV. B. FAY MILLS TELLS WHAT IT OUGHT TO BE.

Says the Basis of Fellowship Should lT.ive No Ecclesiastical or Doctrinal Test-The Administration Should He Thoroughly

Democratic—The Church's Mission,

The Rev. Benjamin Fay Mills spo':e in Musio hall at Boston the other evening on "The Coming Church—What It Ought to Be." In part he said: "In the first place, the basis of fel• lowship should have no ecclesiastical or doctrinal test nor any harriers arising from formal affiliations. 'Jews and gentiles, barbarians and Scythians, bond and free,' agnostics, spiritualists, materialists and people holding every intellectual theory under the sun should be able to be congcientio.ps members of a righteous church. "Fellowship will be based upon the unity of tho race. The religions of the past have all grown out of humanity, and, as one of our poets says, thoy may grow out.of us still. There should he no test as to attainment of character, but only of purpose. "In the second place, the form of organization should vary in differing communities and circumstances. Tho administration should be thoroughly demj| (focratic. The initiative and referendum and imperative mandate should be put in practical operation, both because of their reasonableness and on aocount of the possible training for their use in th« politics of the naar.fetuse. "In tiw third plane, the mission of

Amvoh should iaolnde the of & mareage aud the most practical tervieo. The message fc simply the word of faith that this is a good race in a good world in a good universe, the message of hope that all things must change for tho better, not necessarily in essential character, but in outward conditions and attainments the message of love as the key to all problems, philosophical,' scientific, theological and practical, and the revelation of the mysteries of earth qud beawu. "I do not mtefin ghat the church should ever become idou&cal with the •4atev The time wajs wiifu eJauJGji w.W tfiiS aud febe schtel.and «op» trcMed'aty educate pqaj jtfd riwinoiij^aMir itowRttations.

"Las bee« well said,

part of tiie work of the cburph is djHe when the state assumes such service, but it is tho business of the church to have a general concern for the well being of humanity and to make the state too holy to tolerate auy wrong. "So, too, in her relationship to industry and commerce, it is her business hopefully, patiently., wisely, to discover the layws of human intercourse in material things. Believing in the progress and the universal author of the law of love, she should see which way the world is going, know where it ie now and' what the next step to be taken should be. She must insist upon her economics being founded on justice. "In education she will set herself to banish ignorance. She will be the inspiration for truer character building in the training of the young. She will see that there is better care for the poor, insist upon tho enlightened treatment of the insane and all other unfortunates, regenerate the criminal and civilize the prison. She will promote the truest brotherly relationship of the employer and the employed."—Boston Herald.

PECULIAR ICE STORM.

A peculiar ice storm recently visited Monroe county and portions of Pike county. Damage was done to orchards and forests in the interior of Pike county. In nearly every fownship of the county the rain froze when it fell, loading the boughs and trunks of trees with a thick coating of ioe. Those bent and broke, causing serious damage and loss, blocking roads and in some places keeping farmers prisoners in their own homes.

No ioe storm in 30 years caused as much damage as this one. Qangs of men have been out for days clearing the roads, and in many cases the progress has been slow. The vista of crystal trees as seen from the hills in the sunlight was beautiful. Philadelphia Press.

NEARLY DROWNED IN MILK.

Wagon Slid Over Embankment and Schmidt Lay In a Lacteal Lake Until Rescucd.

While Jacob Schmidt, a dairyman, was driving along the reserve township road on his way to Alleghany, Pa., with 60 gallons of milk the other day his wagon slid over an embankment.

Schmidt, with his horse and wagon, landed at the foot of the hill. The wagon was upside down and the milk, which was in two tanks, was spilled.

Schmidt was unconscious and lay in a pool of milk in the wagon. The milk was about ten inches deep, and but for a'farmer who saw the accident he would have drowned.—New York Journal.

Woman Pipe Smoker In the Street.

About 1:80 o'clock the other afternoon a stylishly dressed young woman about 24 years old passed the Louisville Courier-Journal building, walking out Fourth avenue, actually smoking a pipe. It was a dainty brier root, with silver mountings and a ourved amber stem. She smoked oomplaoently and seemed totally unoonecious that she was attracting an unusual amount of attention, not because she wore a sealskin jacket and a jauntyAat, nor on account of a pretty figure and faoe, but Solely because she smoked a pipe. An she continued out Fourth avetrue mauy people saw her aod wondemd, and every man who passed tt»n«a to look at her, and those whom sbe left behind ocnght a whiff of a rioh aroma which demonstrated to the p»aotieerf amcker that the ytraog woman selected a Hood ouafifv af tobaooo.

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