Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 16 October 1897 — Page 7

Tricked By the Native#. t..,ma grows a hard wood called •tadoe which- the Britishers hrfve

makcs

in

excellent railroad sleepers.

]v

|tsh

Burmese, however, who sell having discovered that the

•??Vch ousineers know little about it, taken to dying cheap wood a red-

color and palmins off for

"rtods of

the

heart were gotog to stop for good, are symptoms of a dangerous nervous

trouble.

Those

Pyin"

THE TUSN OF LIFE

wo-

the most important period in a 's

existence.

Owing to modern More bent to

living, not one woman in

I CusauY approaches this perfectly tural change without experiencing ""train of very annoying and some-

Les painful symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes, sending the blood surging to the heart until it ns ready to burst, and the faint feeling that follows, sometimes with chills,"as if

hot flashes are just so many calls from nature for help- 'rlie nerves are crying out for assistance. The cry should be heeded in time. Lydia E Pirikham's Vegetable Compound was prepared to meet the needs of woman's system at this trying period of her life.

The Vegetable Compound is an inyjgorating strengthener of the female organism. It builds up the weakened nervous system and epables a woman to pass that grand change triumphantly.

It iloes not seem necessary for us to prove the honesty of our statements, but it is a pleasure to publish such grateful words as the following:

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Don't be fooled with

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where

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SCALES

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THE COUNTRY ARSON.

A man he was to oil the country dear, And passing rich Willi forty pounds a year Remote from towns he ran his godly race, Nor e'er had changed, nor wished to change, his place Unskilled ho to fawn, or seek for power. By doctrines fashioned to the varying hour Far other alms his heart had learned.to prize,

raise,t,he

a rian

rise.

wretched than to

His house was known to all the vagrant train. He chid their wanderings, but relieved their pain The long-remembered beggar was his guest, Whose beard descending swept his aged breast. The ruined, spendthrift, now no longer proud, Claimed kindred there, and had his claims allowed The broken soldier, kindly bade to stay. Sate by his lire, and talked the night away Wept o'er his wounds, or tales of sorrow done, Shouldered his crutch, and showed how llelds were won. Pleased with his guests, the good man learned to glow, And quite forgot their vices in their woe Careless their merits or their faults to scan, He pity gave e'er charity began. Thus to relieve the wretched was his pride, And e'en his failings leaned to Virtue's side. At church, with meek and unaffected grace, His looks adorned the venerable place Truth from his lips prevailed with double sway, And fools, who came to scoff, remained to pray. The service past, around the pious man, \v steady zeal, each honest rustic ran E'en children followed with endearing wile. And plucked his gown, to share the good iryn's smile.

His ready smile a parent's warmth expressed,

Automatic Bicycle "Whistle. Now that the people are demanding that the dangers attending bicycling orl the streets be minimized, a St. Louis man. has invented an alarm signal to bd attached to the wheel. It is a whistle that in a modified way will give its alarm signals just as effective as the whistle of the steamboat or the locomotive. In--stead of steam, the power which makes the alarm talk out its warnings is just plain wind generated by the bicycle as it moves. The inventor, Charles O. Sobinski, gave a demonstration of tlva working of the bicycle whistle.. As hd swept along the tone of the alarni ranged from a gentle buzz to a blast that could be heard a block. The! alaTm is of nickle, weighs less than a pound, and is simple in construction. It is attached to the front of the handle post by two screws. At the base of the litj tie nickle instrument are two tiny rubber wheels, which just touch the top of the tire of the front wheel of the bicycle.

These wheels are attached to a piston which operates an air pump in a double cylinder when the bicycle is in motion. Attached to the cylinders is the long, slender throat of the whistle. Tc sound this alarm the rider of the machine presses a button with his thumb or squeezes a lever under the handl« bar. That lets the air rush into the throat of the whistle. The volume of sound is regulated by the pressure on the button.

Reasons For a Storm.

Our compliments to Prof. Wiggins, and we beg to assure him that he makei the reason for the predicted hurricaiw of September 28 very clear to us. Shortly before that time, he informs us, Luna Jupiter, Mercury and Mars will be ir conjunction, and it doesn't take an astronomer to tell that trouble will follow When a quiet, modest little woman, lik( Luna, who is also something of a flirt gets her dates so mixed that she undertakes to meet a bright young fello-v likt Mcrcury and two such haughty anc irascible men as Jupiter and Mars at the same time and place, a storm is sure tc follow. Consequently, we are satisfied that Mr. Wiggins's prediction is al right, and we shall be glad he wil speak to the referee about awarding ui the kinetoscopa privilege. Chicagc

Post.

The literary societies of Franklin College have reorganized for the term'i work.

pills stand without a rival as a reliable family medicine. They cure sick hegdache, biliousness, constipation, and keep the body in perfect health. In many homes no medicine is used except Dr. J. C. Ayer's

BILL SXORT OF TEXAS.

Extract Prom an Interview Between the Famous Colonel and Grover at Gray Uablcs.

Texas Sittings. a

Shortly afterward Grover showed up with a Ion# string of fish, but it wasn't as long as his face. I hadn't the heart to congratulate him until, we had bad diuner and we were puffing our Bill Snort Perfectos, when I remarked "So you bare another daughter. Is—is—is it a girl?" "Look here, Colonel, you want to let up on that, or I'll not be responsible for what I do." "You couldn't very well sing: 'There's only one girl in this world for me,' could you? Well, three queens is a good hand to draw to. By the way, I didn't know you wanted a third term."

I could see by the short puffs of his cigar that Grover was getting madder every minute, so I went and got a small bottle to drink Miss Cleveland's health. It wasn't very long before the President was in good humor, so I said, punching him in the ribs: "After all, it might be worse. A Texas friend of mine, Mike Maloney, had much worse luck. After he had become the parent of three pair of twin girls, I met him one morning with a careworn expression on his' face. "There's more fun at the house this marnin'." he said. "Twinrgirls again?" I asked. "No, sor, it's triplets this toime. O'm afraid the nixt batch will be quadrupeds." Now, suppose, Mr. President, she was quadrupeds.

This made Grover laugh.

Story Told by Peter Studcbaker.

Peter Studebaker, of the noted wagon-making firm of South Bend, Ind., was interviewed by "Gath" at Saratoga last week Mr. Studebaker tells this story. "We sent this year six wagons to South Africa, which amounted to about $4,500. The young man who ordered them sent no money, but said he had attended school at Chester, Pa., with my son. I ordered the wagons made without delay, but was queried about sending tbcm so far without any remittance, till, privately, I wrote that the wagons were coming, but that $1,000 would not be unwelcome. He promptly sent me $2,000 and added that as a matter of interest for my son he was the highest salaried man not an official in the worid, getting $60,000 gold a year as a mine superintendent.. I took tlie letter in with a long face. 'Are we very far proceeded on the African lot of wagons?' I asked. I held the letter in my hand aud concealed the check. 'Told you so,? said all the wise countenances 'you had fatr warning 'I am on record as to that job,'" said one good, strict fellow. 'Well,' said I, "the poor' man only gets $G0,00O a year,' and I laid down the check."

The Conversational ist.

Texas Sittings.

Conversation is a great gift, and we should never look a gifted conversationalist in the, mouth. To be a good talker is a rare accomplishment, because you can talk a man to death at a short range, and the sleuth hounds of the law cannot somehow put their fangs into your cuticle with th? celerity and precision which *y)uld be the result if you had shot' to death or cut him in two at the'"n'.ator with a broadax

Convcrsat riu ranks among the first of all Human attainments Nothing can be more commendable than the feat of a good speaker, or conversationalist, unless it be the feet of a dove-eyed Chicago girl. He conveys his thoughts clearly, pleas antly and easily, and the destruction'following is swift, certain and fatal. He lifts us up from our cares and discouragements, fills us with wild, tumultuous delight, and dumps us'al last into the Slough of Despond, where we wallow amid the dying echoes of his baleful, blighted elo quence. He expels from us the spirit of contentment and leads us forth into green pastures and beside the rippling, ear-splitting waters of rhetoric.

As this is one of heaven's greate: gifts, so is its prostitution and abuse one of the most terrible curses. The easy, gentle flow of the scandal monger can break a man all up and make him wish he was the editor of a deaf and dumb asylum. Who has escaped the fangs of the back biter or the scorpion tongue of the slanderer? Where is the politician who has not had some hard things said behind his back, or the active'pillar of a heavily mortgaged church who has not experienced the, scorching blaze of the fire in the rear? Talking of men is one thing and talking about them another, and somebody has laid down as a rule that it is better to say nothing about a big man that you would not dare to say to his face.

Moses's Clever Reply.

^nuthful Swell Hello, Moses, why aren't you in swimming? Afraid the black will come off?

Moses—Dat's jist it, sah. 'Fraid the black'd come off an' I'd look like vou, Dat's nuff to keep a 'spectable niggah way from do watah, shure, sah^

Eighty-five per cent of the population of" Wales speak the Welsh language.

It is a well known fact that oxen and sheep fatten better in company than when kept alone. s,

Almost Inside Out. »i

The stomach that Is not turned thus by a tr.aking up on the "briny wave" mu« be a well fortified one. The gastric apparatus can be rendered proof against sea sickness 1th that stomachic so popivar unong travelers by sea and land—Hosteller's Stomach Bitters. It defends the sys:em fgiiinst malaria and rheumatism, nnd nibducs liver complaint, constipation and lyspepssa.

The Illinois steel will not resume.

plapt at Hainmond

Shake Into Your Shoes

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A Canadian lynx was killed Selma ly campers after a hard-fought battle. I shall recommend Piso's Cure for Conumption far and wide.—Mrs. Mulligan, •lumstead, Kent, England, Nov. 12, '93.

Wabash is in nocd of a pal«l firo depart nent.

There is more Catarrh in this section of the ountry thnn all other diseases put together and intil the last few years was supposed to be incurale. For a groat many years doctors pronounced a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, •nd by constantly failing to cure with local treatsent, pronounced it incurable. Science has iroven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and herefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's :atarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & 'o., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure the market. It is taken internally in doses rora 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, "hey offer one hundred dollars for any case it ails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials.

Address, I\ J.CHENEY &CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Over 3,00 children in the public schools af Evansville study German.

Urs. Wiiislow.B Soothing Syrup for cbildron eetliing, soltens the gums, reduces inflamatiou, illays pain, cures wind colic. 25c per bottle.

The bicycle, as well as the Bible, now forms a part ot the missionary outfit.

Dainty Work for Dainty Hands. To wash embroidered linens so as not to lade the colors, fill a tub half fuil ot warm Rater, to which ardd a little Ivory soap frash each piece through the suds carefully, rinse in blue water, to which a little !bin starch is added. 13 ang in the shade to Jry. Iron on the wrong si'le, pressing Sown heavily to bring cut the stitches, thus restoring their original beauty.

Eliza R. Pabeeb.

The teachers of Edinburg, have postponed their trip to the south on account yellow fever.

There Is a Class of People \Vho are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. Tlie'most delicate stomach receives it without distresa, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over one-fourth as much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15c and 25c per package.

Morgan county has 73 of them of brick.

10G school houses,

LAST MONTH

Of the Tennessee Centennial and Industrlul Exposition. The month of October closes this greatest of all Expositions ever held in the South, and next to thp Columbian, tlie best ever held in this country. For the closing month, special attractions have been arranged, nnd the rates from all parts of the country have been made lower than cvor before known. The location (Naslivilli'. Tenn.,) is on the main line of the- l.oulsville & Nashville railroad, directly on its through car route between the North and South, and the trip In either direction via that city can be made as cheaply, if not cheaper, than via any other route. Ask your ticket agent for rates, or write to C. P. Atmore, General Passenger Agent, Louisville, Ky., for rates and Information.

Home Seeker** Excursion*.

To the West, South, Southwest and Southeast, via the Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron Mountain Route. On September 7 and 21st, Oct. 5th and 19th, round trip tickcts will be sold to nearly all points in Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, New Mexico, Arkansas, Indian Territory, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Texas at HALF FARE. Tickets will have twenty-ono days' return limit with liberal stop-over privileges. Pullman sleepers and free reclining chair cars to nearly all points. For rates, maps and descriptive books address T. C. Kimber, Traveling Passenger Agent, 7 Jackson Place, Indianapolis, Ir.d.

Whipped With Wire Iashe». Decatur special: One night recently white caps took Constable James Parrish from hla home and after dragging him about the streets gave him a flogging with wire lashes. His body is terribly lacerated and his head bruised. He cannot live. Parrish, it is charged, beat his •wife into insensibility a few days ago, and she is now lying in a serious condition and may die.

"It always makes me glad to see a woman acting silly over a poodle." "Why?" "Because it shows what a bad bringing up some unlucky baby hassescaped."

"I presume," said the talkative man to his seat-mate in the railway train, "from your manner and conversation, that you have family ties." "Yes," replied Mr. Meekton. "I s'pose you might as well call them that. I buy 'em for myself, but my wife and the girls all wear 'cm whenever they feel like it."

Many are the good stories that are told of the elegant Lord Chesterfield. We lxad all heard how, when he was asked by a lady with whom he was dining, if he would have another plate of soup, he replied, "Not today, Madam." On another occasion the distinguished authority on good manners complained very much, at an inn, where he was dining, because the china and glasses were unclean. The waiter who was inclined to be impudent, replied that everyone must eat a peck of dirt before he dies whereupon Lord Chesterfield replied, "That may be true, John but no one is obliged to eat it all at one meal."

The hair of the head to be an ornament to the wearer should receive~painstaking care, and if its color Is faded Hall's'Hair Renewer should be applied.

The greatest cape in the world Is Cape

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