Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 9 January 1897 — Page 3

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.To the many suffering 'iiw weak and dejected lend a comforting hand.

Hare it something you may need. MM read the inclosed circular and rhaps yob will find somothing to ilypn if you are in poor health,, as aoiitaany woman are. Look among your female' frie and you will find scarcely one whoftja not ailing in none wajt. Look again and you will find a large par oent of them nervous and tired. They have lost elasticity and feel as though they weighed a ton, or perhaps the brain feels light *hnd dizayr the memory weak and lieaeherous.

How many women have grown dis. eouraged after years of doctoring without relief.

Time and money are thrown away in dosing with medicine from which thry gain only temporary aid. They do not sleep well, have headaches, bervous prostration, backaches, neuralgia, rheumatism, melancholia, Isachorrhea, dysmenorhoea, ulcerations, displacement and other irregularities.

Nervous diseases include all

flictions of the brain, spinal cord and "herves. Pains or congestions in the spinal cord, which constitute most backaches and tenderness, are spinal dr nervous diseases, which nine times out of ten, are reflected from the female organs, and are sympathctio only. These may be removed by a proper use of Elzena which is

iplied direct to the weak parts and have an advantage of their full power. Price per box $1.00 and feoo.

Directions" for the application of the Capsules, accompany each box oi the Elzena Compound. Woman era treat herself without the aid of a physician.

A trial box will convince any woman whether married or single, of the great utility of this remedy for [Ladies. Sold by

MOFFETT & MORGAN.

".4 thuiuuiKi wheel*—but only one Shoe" (g| Use ike

"Ball-Bearing"!

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WESTERN SKETCHES

Ha IHdm't Twrn for Wealth.

"But a man kin make money very test In this town

Much regarding those extra fancy trimmed

ORESCENT HAMS

—SOLD ONLX BY—

iDiekerson & Trnitt

The Corner Grocers.

[Try one for final information, They're just right

EN WANTED

-*-'d'ftyrcling Salesmen for 8PAULD1NG *55*

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?w direct to the retail trade. "Jobbers'" pro Ala. Prt-

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WANTED

I and traveling Salesmen for 8PAULDING -~7 *n1 Orehird Co., Hpauldlng, 111., to sell

Tr««B«nd Plants direct to the retail trade, "l "Dealers" and "Jobbers" prontit. Preand sold medal trees. 800 acres—40th }qapital. Write for tertes.. Bend

IHTBD:—SeTera) truetworthn gentlemen or ^ladles to travel In Indiana

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established,

house. Salary *780 and expensed mlUon. Enclose reference and aeUfM. J!??!*1 1'he Dominion r. taird floor, Omaha Bldg.. hlc ago, ill

$1.50 Reading and Magnifying Glass for k||p Blse9)tfIn.diameterlv

1 WWBSin.long. Bend money •lamps. If not satisfactory money will be refunded. VAN

HOUTEN, Menufsoturer ol Cut Lenses, 74 Park Piacs, New York City.

4 Crescent to New -Orleans' I.Miles Shorter froid Cincinnati and Dints north by the Queen A Croa |t than by any other ,lines. Two 1 vestibule trains. daily.

.he likes," remarked

the Oklahoma man, in a casual sort of manner. 'T suppose so," 'put in the stranger at once, with an earnestness" that showed he was eager to be let into the secret of it. "Tea," rejoined the other "I saw a man here the other day make a thousand dollars almost at once, ye might say."

"Indee^r irH-•, "Fac*, sir lie waa" a stranger, Just like you—I don't know whar lie comes from or anythin* about him mor'n I know about you but anyhow he comes here, sir, an* be gits In with seme o' them tbar insurance agents over to the station yonder, an' gits hit life insured to onc't, d'ye see?" "I se-" "Yes, gits his life Insured an' then, sir, out he comes and begins shbutln' his politics abound right straight Oh, he was business, he was,'I tell ye) Well, sir, 'twaren't mor'n half an hour from the time that fellow landed at the station a poor man till the insurance company was wrltln' out a check fer a thousand dollars fer his wldder. It was the sharpest thing I ever see. Deng if I ever see such a plan! did you?"

The stranger agreed' most' cordially that it was a sharp trick, Indeed, but added as he rose to see when the next train would leave there that, unfortunately for -him, he didn't have any politics at all, and, what was more, he had no wife. "Besides," said he anxiously, "1*11—-I'll, tell you straight, I don't crave wealth at all Just now."

Ha Ran Up Against a Dude. "Jest stow them traps fur me, Jake," requested One-Eyed Hank as he passed his personal arsenal over the bar, "till call fur 'em." "Wfaater yer strlppin' yerself fur, Hank? Sick?" "Naw, tough as a mustang, but Iran up ag'ln a new kind er game. Thai's a tenderfoot dude down ter th' hotel spoutln' fur gold. Free silver's my long suit, so I sets 'em up all 'round so's ter git inter th' play. I

Half an hour later Hank returned, looking as though he had been tattooed with an ice-pl&k and so limp that a man at each arm was necessary. "Did you do bim, Hank?" iuiked Jake, with a look of wonder at the toughest man in the diggings. "Never touched him. Couldn't git anlgh him. Thought he war a mark, but he knocked me down faster*n I eould count Every time th' dude hit me I wished it war a mule kickin* me, or Jest a ord'nary man thumpin' me with a club. I'm suthin' of a all-'roun* scfrpper, but that thar cuss kin whip all the fellers like me you can load on a frleght-train goin' down grade. He licked me squar', Jake, an' I want yer ter give it out straight ter th' boys that Fm a goldbug."

Mnsle in Boomtown.

From the Boomtown Boomerang: The musical and literary evening given by tbe Sageville orchestra, with lady soloists, in the hall over Bud Hickey's saloon last eve, may well be called a howling success, each number being greeted with l*ud howls for more from the audience. It is many a day since we have heard so much music ripped out of a fiddle as Prof. Orlando P. C. Pugsley ripped out of his fiddle last night, and his accomplished and goodlooking lady wife pounded some of the sweetest melody out of the piano that we ever heard pounded out of any piano. She Just made it get up and hump, and in the duet for two persons that they played together it was nip and tuck when it came to Jerking the sweetest music out o' the two instruments. Such dash, smash, crash, bang music ain't heard every day in these parts.'Then there wasn't anything slow about the accordion and flute duet by the professor's two daughters.' Every foot in the house was keeping time before the young ladies had played three minutes and some of the limber-legged young folks'even got up and waltzed up and down the aisles. But when the wihole orchestra of nine pieces got in its work the audience went wild, and if anyone thinks Boomtown ain't cultivated up to appreciating good music they'd Just ought to have been In Hickey's hall last night when that orchestra Jerked out- "Sally and the Ham-Pat Man." Talk about your Boston Symphony orchestras abd Boston being the musical center of the country 't's all

poppycock!

W. O Uinearson.

Hfnois spends at. least 12,000,000 11 [in punisbingcriminsls. It spends aly anything for their reform. jdge Torrey has put up over 10,000 |Of hay on his Kmbar ranch, in fiig 1 county, Wyoming.

There's as much musical

taste tc the square Inch-here In Boom- limb.

town

in any town in America, and

we'll engage to lick the man who .says it ain't so. And when it comes to vocal singing, itfiss Sadie May Yawp, *?ho sang "The Gypsy's Warning" last night, knocked the-socks clean off a woman named Nordlca we heard sing hack east last winter.. It ain't often W bang-up concert' company strikes Boomtown, but it gets, appreciated when It does come.

A little ammonia in tepid water will soften and cleanse tbe akin.

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bluff, but th* dude kin chin 'bout sisteen ter my one, an' I hain't 's good as a two spot on the showdown. I knows I'm trimmed, so I comes th' ole dodge, an' when he says I'm mistaken I claims he calls me' a liar. Jest as I'm goin' ter open th' ball he yanks off his goggles, ketches me sider th' head an' knocks me th' whole length of th' Joint Afore I kin pull Red Mike gits th' drop on me an' says I can't shoot no man what hain't armed, but ef I war lookln' fur a rough-an'-tumble he'd referee th' derbate. Olmme 'bout four inches o' sarplnt Juice an' I'm goin' back to contin'e th' argument, fur they hain't no man kin best, me in a free-fur-all."

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Some men are born lucky, and «zPoliceman Thomas Jamea llacfarlane to one of thtkn, saya th* London Daily Newa. Macfarlane haa Just retired from the metropolitan police force after three years' service, with a "good conduct" certificate, and he leaves the forco because of the acquisition of riches by his marriage with an Irish lady residing in Lindengardens, Ohi* wick. She is, .according to the Richmond and Twickenham Times, a lady belonging to a wealthy and' hlstorlo Irish family, claiming on the maternal aide descent from the ancient Irish race of the O'Neills, the O'Hagens and the O'Donovans, the first of which claim in early days an unbroken line of kings in Ireland for some hundreds of yean. She is said to possess important estates, in Ireland, which she had made over to her husband, so that the ex-Chlswick policeman has now become an Irish landlord. The story s( the introduction and courtship as deicribed by the local newspaper is interesting. It stated that Police Constable Macfarlane first attracted the attention of his future wife, by the manner in which he acquitted himself in stopping runaway horse In the high road, Chiswick. casual acquaintance eoon sprang into fast friendship. The lady herself admita it was a case of love at first sight But se soon as her friends became aware that a policeman waa paying his addresses to her they tried by all means within their power to stop the acquaintance and even went to the length of reporting Macfarlane to the commissioner. The policeman, however, was not to be denied and the opposition, as In all true love affairs, de feated its object and brought the parties closer together, with the result of an early marriage. It must Indeed have been a pleasant experience for Macfarlane, when out on a long tour of duty, as well as a source of amusement and profit to the Chiswiek cabmen, to be followed on his beat, as it is said he was, by his sweetheart in a hansom laden with refreshments or, if by ehance she felt lndlspossd, the servant would, it is further stated, be sent on a similar errand. Both have now left

Chiswiek and Intend, is believed, to lead a retired life in the west of England. Mrs. Macfarlane, prior to her marriage, was Miss Kathleen Badhamrhornhlll, and was born at Castlekevin, near Mallow, County Cork, which for

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inerations was the seat of. the Thornfamily in the south of Ireland. She is highly accomplished and haa a grae is highly accomplished and haa a graceful figure and handsome features. What Is, as some will think, more to the purpose, she haa inherited a considerable fortune. Up to a few years ago she wss a well known figure In publin society, never missing a state ball or concert The Badham-Thorn-hills are a well known County Cork family.

Be Had the Oaone la His Pocket.

"A misunderstanding as to the meaning of a word sometimes leads to peculiar situations," said the Rev. A. Bmuh of Chicago at the Arlington. "In company with several other ministers I waa riding in a stage or hack, which served the purpose of a atsge, en route' to a camp meeting. The road wound Among the mountains and the air was delightful, while the scenery was almost sublime. I was invigorated aa though by a powerful tonic and several times remarked upon the osone in the air. After one of these observations the driver stopped the horses, and, beckoning to me slyly, climbed from the seat Wondering what he could want I followed him and soon we were behind a large tree, out of view of the wagon. "Parson," said the driver, "I couldn't bear to see you suffer. The none you smelled was in my pocket" With these words he drew forth a large bottle of whisky which he offered to me. it took several minutes to convince him that it was not whisky I had referred to as o*one."—Washington Star.

Bffect of Good Housing Upon the Poor.

Lord Shaftesbury, who practically interested himself for more than sixty fears in improving the homes of the tnaeses, said time and again that many of the people who were In a filthy and deplorable condition had been made So fay their surroundings, and that whera their homes had been improved they had been rescued from such conditions. Human nature la imitative the force of good example is catching. Lack of I opportunity to lead a more civilize^ I existence, not the inclination to remain as they are, largely explaina the. situation of the poorer elements among city dwellers. Sir Sidney Waterlow* cites the punctuality with which ths rents are paid to hla corporation as. evidence that people having good rooms are anxious to keep them. He believes that there is a growing desire for comfortable homes.—Century.

Another Mine for "Los."

Frederic Locker in Patchwork tells a story in Illustration of the unwillingness among certain circles to allude to such a thing as a leg. A girl goes in hot haste to fetch a doctor for her sister, who, she says haa broken a

'Which limb Is It?" says the doctor. "Oh, I can't tell you which limb," Ays the girl. "But you must," replied the doctor. "Is it the limb she threads her needle with?" "No," says the girl. "It's the limb she wears her garter on."—Ex.

•.*.# Consaasptloa of Wheat. The consumption, par head, of wheal In this oountry was, last year, about t.41 bushels.

LOOAL NEWS

Rensselaer has a daily newspaper—Its first—cslled the RensMlser Dally Re. publican.

Frankfort hae four railroade and t«enty-eix passenger trsins pars

daily

through the city, and from SO to eeventy freight traina. Reuben Warbritton, a pioneer reel* dent of Warren county, is lying at the point of death, at his home near Indiana Mineral Springs.

Both the Big Four snd Monon passenger department give notice that on their linee the clergy permite of 1896 will be honored until Jan.31.

Mayor Kirkpatrick, of Kokomo, asseated a fine of 1138.75 against Dennis Palmer, the keeper of a quart shop in the fsctory district of thst city.

Some thieves entered tbe grocery establishment of Tom Purcell on West Market street on Ssturdsy night and took quite an amount of goods therefrom.

Mr. Birge, for a year past a book keeper at Z. Maborney & Sons, has accepted a position as stenographer with the Ben Hur lodge and began work on Monday laet.

A Bleek rascal hae been operating among the farmers' wives in Clinton county. He represents himself aa a silver plater and gathers up silverwsre snd that ia the last evea heard of him.

Mrs. James Silver, of Clinton township, Boone county, made and bold 740 pounds of butter during 1896, besides doing all her own housework. This is a pretty good showing for' a lady who is 66 years old.

Tht» Big Four earned in the third week of December 1265,780.06, an increase over the correeponding week of 1895 of 18,130.21. This is the'first week in many monthe that an increaae in earnings over corresponding., weeks of 1895 has been shown.

The Clinton county termers ssy that the mild weather has practically filled all of the wheat, many of the fields hav

ing

a yellow colar like dead grass. Ths roots are

Baid

to hsve been killed by

some kind of a peculiar worm. From the present outlook, many fields will be "plowed up snd plsnted in corn.

The flight of "Jay" Sheehsn, Isst Tueedsy mornng. with the assets of a Columbia atreet faro eetablisbment must not give foundation for a belief that there is much gsming carried on in our city! There are only five gambling hells in constsnt operation, and precioua few Star Cityitee play against tbe brace games in them conducted. The con ceros sre owned by locsl parties, and if an outside sport comes to town snd opene a game—"square" or "brace"—he ie speedily placed in hoc by the suthor* itiee. And thus is "protection" afforded to our home industries!—Lsfsyette Times.

Queen & Crescent Route Half Rates •-A. -v South. Via Cincincsti and tbe Queen & Cres cent and vestibule limited trains. Tick ets on eale 1st and 3rd Tuesday each month. Ask your ticket Agent or write to. W. C. Rinearson

An English journal eays thst Queen Victors has bees a total abetainer for

three

years,

enre.

Loose cloth 8 aud downy cushions bring only a negative sort of comfort to the woman who is suffering with some disease or derangement of the organs distinctly feminine. Some clothes and some positions make the pain and discomfort seem less. Nothing will ever completely relieve but a radical

The effects of such disorders are not limited to mere local discomforts but extend over the whole body. Perhaps the nerves- are most affected, and this in turn disturbs the digestion. After that there is no telling what form the trouble may take. With irritable nerves and poor digestion, a woman is on the straight road to the grave. Women are notoriously negligent' in mat* ten pertaining to their health. Too many of them understand too little about their own physical make-up. They do not understand their possibilities or their hmita.' tions, and they do not know enough about themselves to know when a symptom is really serious and when it is not This naturally makes them overlook the plainest of danger signals. The start of everything is simple. The start of so-called female complaints may be a very slight thing indeed. It may be that in the beginning some small hygienic measures would stop the trouble. Certainly at this time, a little bit of the right medicine would stop it When the trouble becomes worse, it is harder to cure, but still it can be cured. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription will positively cure any trouble of this character. It may be absolutely relied upon. It affords immediate and lasting relief to a woman whose natural modesty haa kept her from consulting physicians.

The whole story of the Favorite Prescription,'• and what it has done for thousands of women is told in Dr. Pierce Common Sense Medical Adyiiw.This is a 1008 page book, profusely Illustrated, written in plain lanpiage for the use_of every-day people, and jive* in

clear ana

1 lucid way an immense amount of valuable information about health and medicine. It will be sent free on receipt of *1 one^eut gUmps to cover cost of mailing

only.

Address, World's Dispensary Medkal Association, Buffalo, N. Y.

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Magniscope shows sre becoming quite numerous already, there being a half dozen of them now in varioua towna of the State. Tbe novelty will soon cease however, and in a year f.rom now they would hardly prove drawing cards, and io consequence the business is being rushed.

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Silver Army.

Great Campaign Document.

THE SILVER SUPPLEMENT:

To the FARM, FIELD AND FIRESIDE, the most complete, instructive and convincing discussion of the silver question published. j'

10,000

Send us your name with stamps to psy postage.

1A /TWe will send the Farm, Fisub akd pyp 1^1 vTcr ^llt8s'D8 until Nov.. 1. Fresh silver matter every week.

Free

1 Until January 1, 1897.

AfSENTA Wanted in This Tswa.

Writs fer Terms.

FARM, FIELD AND FIRESIDE,

CHICAQO, ILL.