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GEMS OF THOUGHT.
Tho most utterly lost of all days It that in which you have not once laughed.—Chamfort.
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Kind v.'or'!s prevent a good deal of that perverseness which rough and imperious usage often produces in generous minds.—Locke.
Liberty will not descend to a people, people must raise themselves to liberty It is a blessing that must be earned before it can be enjoyed.—Colton.
To smile at the jest which plants a I thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief.—Sheridan,
The drying up of a single tear has more of honest fame than shedding
.' seas of gore.—Byron.
is to do the duty which lies nearest us, and not to hunt after grana, farfetched ones for ourselves. If each drop of rain chose where it should fall, God's showers would not fall as they do now.—Charles Kingsley.
Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a plot of ground where one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together.—Swift.
All great ages have been ages of belief. I mean, when there was any extraordinary power of performance, when great national movements began, when arts appeared, when heroes existed, when poems were made,' the human soul was in earnest.—Emerson,
Life Is hard for many people, and •we have no right to withhold any look or word or touch or act of love which will lighten the load or cheer the heart of any fellow struggler. The best use we can make of our life is to live so that we shall be a benediction to everyone we meet.—J. R. Miller. D. D.
Why should we quarrel with our existence, here as it lies before us, our field and inheritance, to make or to mar, for better or for worse in which,
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The only way to regenerate the world He began his address by referring to
from the beginning, warring with the very evils we war with, both made and been what will be venerated to ali lime.—Carlyle.
Young wife—Oh, John, the rats have eaten all my angel cake. Husband— What! All of It. Young wife—Every piece! I feel like crying. Husband— Oh, ipshaw! Don't cry over a few rats. —Harlem Life.
I Biipprheated du6t was the cause of an pxpiwsiiih fsj a fertilizer factory at Kan-fisis-City,-in-which.tw.o men were severely iiurned.
CHURCH MILITANT.
•^porr comes that Dr. Earl
Cranston, who was recently appointed a Methodist bishop, is meeting with great success in his western diocese and winning golden opinions on the Pacific coast by his power, ability and Sodliuess.
The second Blbl^ Conference held recently at the Church of the Epiphany, Fifteenth and Chestnut streets, Philadelphia, Pa., was largely attended. The I Uev. Dr. J. Wilbur Chauman conducted the devotional exerc-'ses, and called on the Rev. W. C. Webb, D. D„ to I offer prayer. Dr. L. W. Munhall took up the same subject which he had discussed in his previous address, and spoke of the work of the Holy Ghost.
the encouraging features in the evangelistic campaign. The chuvches, he said, were beginning to 'revive, and when they are once revived the problem of reaching the non-church-goers will soon be solved.
the Rev. Walter H. Reynolds, moder-
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BOTTLES MADE OF PAPER.
VIU Not Break and Are Bettor Kvcrj War Thau Qlaftn. The days of the glass bottle are numbered. It la announced that In the near future bottlee will be made of paper. A company has been formed to manufacture them, says the New York Journal. The advantages claimed for the paper bottles arc many. A glass bottle ia extremely liable to break, and in case of old wine the breakage of a bottle in a bin causes serious loss. Tie paper bottle, it Is claimed, cannot be broken, unless considerable force is used. Bottles have been made of toughened glass, aud Jars have been covered with wicker work, but still the breakages occur. It is claimed that unbreakable paper bottles will stop this. Paper bottles can be manufactured for about half the cost of glass bottles, and can be made water tight, as well as air-tight. As brewers well know, it is no easy matter to make a glass bottle that is airtight when beer is the liquor it contains. All kinds of experiments have been made to accomplish this result, but none has succeeded. With th* paper bottles the matter will be comparatively easy, as the paper will give when the cork is driven into the neck of the bottle and will be scaled perfectly. Class bottles, too, will freeze aid their contents spoil. In the paper bottles the liquid can defy the efforts of the frost king, "this will mean a wiving in more ways than one. There
Is no occasion for the laborious packing in straw that has to be done in the case of glass bottles. The paper bottles being practically unbreakable, there Is no need for straw as a safeguard against rough treatment while in transit, and as the papier-mache will keep the contents warm there need be no packing to keep the cold out. The paper bottles are an American idea, but the trade In them will be carried to all parts of the world. No item of loss In ocean traffic haB been greater than that caused by the breaking of battles during the rolling of a ship in rough weather. On this account the paper bottles will b« welcomed in every quarter of the globe where liquor is shipped for export.
Old-Fanblon Clerical Jok«9* Few things impressed me more as a boy than the singular notion the wooden theologians departed had of what was a joke and an incisive saying. The word was generally pronounced as though spelled "insissive." "Did you hear," said one of them to mveelf, being a youthful parson, "of the tremendous hit that Dr. Bahoo gave to Holofernes Mac Pusner? He said to Holofernes: 'Are not you the minister of St Silas Fixings?' 'Yes.' 'And your brother of gt. Ananias?' 'Yes.' 'And your father of Sapphira?' 'Yes.' 'And your uncle of Glens'aggers?' 'Yes.'
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your cousin of Benetodgie?' 'Yes.' Then Dr. Bahoo proceeded: 'I hope you may have as many friends in the church above as you have in the church below.' It was very cutting and wonderfully witty." Then my informant jttered a loud guffaw, repeatedly exclaiming, "Ha! ha!" or words to thai effect.
I listened in silence, but sought to put on an expression of due appreciation of a humorous sally, for if I had uttered my real feeling, which was that here was a very kind and good wish for Holofernes but that I could not for my life see anything either Jocular or cutting in the words used, 1 should have made an assured enemy. —Longman's Magazine.
Insulting a Police Official. A queer case of insult of officials came up recently in a Berlin police court. A stone mason was ordered by a police lieutenant to remove some stones from the highway. He answered in a loud voice that he would do so. The lieutenant objected to the tone of the answer, and arrested him. At the trTal the man pleaded that he hart used his natural voice, and the court refused to fine him, but reprimanded him For behaving in-
The Rev. J. A. Rondthaler was for- sultlngly. mally installed as pastor of the Fullerton Avenue Presbyterian church, of chincne women Cheap in Paris. Chicago, recently. The ministers In The price of a Chinese woman delivcharge of the ceremony were the Rev. ered In Sydney is $190, but two Chinese N. D. Hillis, of the Central church the women only cost $260 therefore the Rev. David C. Marquis, president of! Chinese import the women in couples, the faculty of McCormick Theological The importer never sees the women beBeminary the Rev. Thomas C. Hall, of fore they arrive, and then he generally the Fourth Presbyterian church, and selects the best one. The other is shown around to a number of well-to-do Chi-
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ator of the Chicago Presbytery. The sermon was preached by Dr. Hillis, on "The Influence of Jesus Christ on Modern Civilization." Before the charges to the pastor and people were delivered, the constitutional questions were asked Dr. Rondthaier by the Rev. W. H. Reynolds, assistant pastor oi
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
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nese, and after i.hey have inspected her she is submitted to what may be called public auction.
From Bad to Worse.
"I saw poor old Mr. Goodheart's worthless son today. Know him, don't you?" "Yes. He is going from bad to worse." "I should say he is. He just got out of jail, and now he is going to St Louis."
Only That and Nothing More. Attorney—It is stated, sir, that you berated this plaintiff, and then assailed him with a dangerous missile. Defendant—Oi didn't do notin' av th' koind. Oi called 'im a lyin' pup an' hit Mm wid a brick. Dhat was all.—Cleveland Leader.
Little Venice.
Venezuela, or "Little Venice," as the early Spanish explorers called the country, the natives having built their houses on piles along the Bhores, is not so very little, since it is twice the size of California.
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JOHN II. WKST, Kxwcuto*
Dated the 21st day of Novcmbor 1896.
VcncceHarj Alarm.
He—You must not take me too serloiwty, Miffs Pertly—No danger. I hare no Idea of taking you at all.—Detroit Free fr«B..
.COUNTY SCHOOL NOTES.
Vrrna Williium. is in the (Darlington
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Maude James is doing [eood work at Lapland. Allif McMahan is teaching ill .Ripley iwmbip.
Miss Ollnperjis doing duty in Union ti .unship.
A niiey l'mvere is doing good work in Now Rosr, •Ii6e Iiii• I is conducting the Kirkjmtrick schools.
Laura Sjx in ie giving eatisfaction in Wavelar-d. William ei ey can be found in the Linden schon's.
Ettie CI enault is at her pait in Drowu towi hl.ip. Mrs. Ina Hunt may be found in Sugar Creek township.
Maude Mofs is attending school this year at New Rots. Aniaa Weeks is succeeding at No. 10 in Clark township.
Whiteevilie is headquarters for ajlarge number of teachers. VV. li. Hodman is doing duty in the Darlington I I
Wa'ter Vhofcojoc is holding thn chair in Walnut township. Nura Blackford is attending the Way net own schools.
Ernest Cunningham is the ruling power at Waynetown. Mary Courtney has control of the Primary at Longview.
Nanna D. Moore is" doing her duty in the Wingate schools.
Warner Davidson is at his post of duty in Scott township.
Bertha! Goff is teaching her first school in'.Brown township. .Stowe PhilpB is doing his usual good good work in the Ladoga public school.
A Curle Orliuniicc"nt[(ii eriit unllc. The Cityg 'Council* of Greencastle, Tuesday evening, passed a curfew ordinance which provides a penaity of from, one to ten 'dollars for persons under seventeen jears old wLo [shall collect on tie streets after o'clock in [the evening. The ordinance does not prohibit young peoplejbeing out. afler 8 o'clock, but it. is intended to prevent the col1 ecting and congregating of young boys undt'r street lights andfabout public buildings. The mayor appointed acornniitte of three, who will
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fluence to secure the passage of a la-v authorizing the city to license and restrict the sule of cigarettes.
AiniiM'ini'itt.
The Holden Bros.' Comedy (Company, supporting Morgan Gibney open a four nights engagement at'Music Hall. Mon day, Dec. 1-1.n This company will present a repertoire of uewfplays at popular prices—10, 20.., and 30 cents. Among otherF. the gra! cl^Metropoltan success.
FalstafT Up To Date" a high class comedy, strictlyj^up to date, with all scenery and stage effects. LadieB wili be admitted free Monday evening, when accompanied by a person with one paid *50 cent ticket.~^The Magurecope, the atest scientific invention will be introduced between acts, throwing life size moving pictures. "YVeJ aim to please and have hit the mark."
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Onlv two weeks until Christmas. You've thought of a New Dress for mother or sister? A Covert or Cheviot Smoking Jacket for the man of the house? The material for a new Cloak or Reefer for the boy or baby? A pretty Plaid for the little maid?
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A Poor Prophet*
So far as Hub locality concerned Hicks, the weather prophet, is much below par. llis prophesies for December were to give us severe storms, Bnow,rain etc.. but instead of that from the 1 et of month no one ever saw tiner weather at this time of the year.^The 6un has brightened out almost every day, aDd the weather pleasant most of the time
Kri Silver Club.
A free silver club or school was organized at New Richmond this week, tho object':eing to study the monitary questions or principles relating to money of tb9 government. Bruce Henry was elected President, W. W. Washburn, vice-president, and O. W. Mason, treasurer. They will meet weekly during the winter season.
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Mayor Uandel who has been dangerously ill fo -.ear two weo«s is somewhat improved and it is believed will recover. His comi) .unt was pcritonitUH. a very daugenius uisease.jHiid ditlicultto control.
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