Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 21 November 1896 — Page 8

We

offer

BED BOCK

Henry Sloan's

PLACE,

THE-

MARKET GROCERY.

"IS THE PLACE

THE-

FARMER TO TRADE-

Wo Buy Everythiti

CASH OR TRADE.

Come and See Me.

HENRY SLOAN, Manager.

Remember the .Date,

Nov. 8tb, 1895.

FASTEST SCHEDULES EVER MADE.

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Winter Sobodulos will «o In elTeet, Sunday, Novombor 8th, 18W,.

Hours from Cincinnati

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New Orleans,

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Florida-

Finest Trains in the South.

W. U. IUNEARSON,

Gen. I'as8. Ag't. Cincinnati, O

PARKER'S CINCER TONIC flfe&te* Lung Troubles Debility, disircstlng stomach and female Ul»t nnd is noted lor mating :urcs when allotiur treatment fails. Every mother and tavalid ahould have it

PARKER'S

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Hair to its Youthful Color. Cure* Kalp dlteaica tt hair falling. jQc,aodtL00 it Druggist*

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John Hale has opened a restaurant on north Washington street. Capt. W. P. Herron[is able to be down town after a couple of months illness.

Eggs are very scarce and the Mi r-

chants are paying 18 cents per dozen for

them. The White House Cook Book, of over •100 pages, with the REVIEW one yeur for $1.30.

The th: ee janitors are paid a total of 8115 per month for keeping the Court House in order.

E. J. Tillson, Crown Point, has purchased the barber 6hop under Eaton's bank, and will remove to this city next week.

Landis, the republican congressman, judged from the way the lazy office Beeking dead beats of hie party are reported to be already importuning him, will soon tire of official life, and regret he has dropped newspaper work. His heels are reported to be docged at every step and the number of fellowo having "important" busine6t with him is sui prising.

Parson Moody, the noted revivalist, admiree the way that the politicians reach the people. In the tirst of a series of religious 6erviceB now being conducted in Pittsburg ho last week said: "I would bo ready to die if 1 could sec the chinches revived as tm politicians have boen reviving during the past threo or four months. Such a church revival is what will Fave this republic, ond not'ho politicians. Durin pa ix a

The only rureCsr* fo« they will not come to us."

in

the country has been roached by 1 hi' men agitating politics. Why cannot such work be done in the cause of Cbri6t? Over 130,000,000 tracts«n gold or silver have baen scattered among thr people. Suppose these wero religious tracts, what splendid results for religion there would bo! Tbore aro 40,000,000 of people in this country who do not go to chruch. We must go to thetn when

BATES!

li"i'.

is visiting in

Not long ago a neighbor met him and c&id: "Perhaps you haven't heard about the agreeable visitor that arrived at our house yesterday?—a fine baby boy —a perfect cherub?"

The deaf man smiled pleasantly and replied: "Oh, we have lots of them at our house. My wife gets them by the bushel. Stews 'em, you know, and puts 'em up. She put up more than forty cans this summer. Yes, indeed."

"Why," said the bewildered neigh- *ur6-

bor, "what do you think I said?" "Yes, she likes the red kind best," they ain't so tough. Is yours the black continued the afflicted citizen. "Says they ain't so tough. Is yours the black sort?" "Sir!" cried the indignant neighbor, "what ar^ you talking about?"

The deaf man heard this. "Why, cherries, of course," he pleasantly remarked. "That's what you said, isn't it?"

But the neighbor walked along without explaining.—Cleveland Plaindealer.

Du Mfiurler's Wit.

A gentleman, himself a very witty man, remarked the other day, in oommenting upon Du Marier's drawings in Punch, that the legends printed below them were more comical than the drawings themselves. Wo are now told that these pungent condensations cost their author a great deal of thought and labor, and the New York Evening Post advances tho view that they were a preparation for that phenomenal success in novel writing into which Du Maurier seemed to drop with a perplexing spontaneity. One of the firm of Harper & Bros, tells an anecdote relating to his connection with their magazine which is worth repeating. When he was engaged to furnish the monthly drawings which appeared at the end of each number of this periodical, the proprietors of Punch wrote him that they understood his services were theirs exclusively, to which he returned this brief note: "Dear Man cannot live by Punch alone. Yours, G. Du M." It 1b not stated how long he was occupied In concocting this, but it is very clever —Boston Herald.

TO SLEEP WELL.

A.

Light Sapper Just Before Retiring Ii Usually Beneficial. A llgM supper just before retiring is usually of advantage. Babies and brute animals are usually somnolent when their stomachs are well supplied with food, the activity of the stomach withdrawing the excesB of blood from the brain, where it is»not needed during sleep, says the Medical Record. On the other band, people who aire very hungry usually And it difficult to Bleep. And then, a habit of sleep at a regular time and during proper hours should be cultivated in case this habit has been lost. In accomplishing this the attainment of a favorable state of mind ie of great importance. Sleep cannot be enforced by a direct exercise

Of the will. The very effort of the will to command sleep is enough to render its attainment nugatory. The mental state to be encouraged is one of quiescence, one of indifference, a feeling that the recumbent posture is a proper one for rest, and that if the thoughts are disposed to continue active they may be safely allowed to take their course without any effort toward control. This state of mind and thought is next akin to dreams, and dreaming is next akin to sound sleep.

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SEEDs

derful ret::- .4 v.i .'.I/Oss of lir if.-ions. Nerve Htlier sexcaii opium or £.1 tit 11 be carrlc. '."111SS order »«i y. Sold bv .. Monk sentRi'i .mplO.ClUCJi iruggUta.

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A Queer Misunderstanding.

A certain West EiTtl man la growing more and more deaf and greatly dislikes to admit it. Ho makes a bravo pretense of understanding what is said to him and this frequently entails amusing mistakes.

Many mental methods have been advised and put in practice for the purpose of securing sleep, the design being to turn the thoughts from objects of Interest to a condition of monotony as by mentally repeating well-remeni-bered phrases or sentences or by counting. But the state of indifference, if this can be obtained, is likely to be the most efficient, as being the least active. The mere mention of these simple methods will be sufficient to suggest others equally effective.

STRATEGY OF THE TURTLE.

Tho Manner in Which It Captures K1U1fish for J"ood« The snapping turtle eats a variety of things when it gets a chance it catches and eats live fish, usually killiflsh While the turtle is a pretty fair swimmer in its way, it can't begin to com pete with the flsli it captures the fish by strategy. When the tide comes in killiflsh come up the creeks in swarms looking for food. The killiflsh is a scavenger it will eat almost anything. Any scrap of food floating on the water is fastened upon, perhaps by one killi or by ten, or there may be a hundred klllies struggling and pushing to get at It, and tearing off shreds and frag ments whenever they reach it. This Is the turtle's opportunity. The turtle standing in the shallow water, edges towards the nearest killi, moving slow ly and cautiously with its neck extended. Ab it moves nearer it gradually contracts its neck, drawing its head back toward its shell. Its body is all the time getting closer to the killi, but ita head is not. The killi if it has an eye on the turtle at all is thus lulled into a false security. It seems never to realize the telescopic character of the turtle's neck.

The turtle calculates distances with great nicety. Still inching steadily forward, it keeps all the time drawing in its head until perhaps only its eyes are visible, peering out from under the edge of its shell. Then, when it is within striking distance, suddenly out shoots its head, and oftener than not it gets the killi.

How Furs Will Be Worn.

This season one has a fine opportunity of using advantageously all the furs new and old, in one's wardrobe, for the fashion of combining two kinds of fur on one garment, added to the fact that many furs formerly out of style are again in high favor, makes it an easy matter for the maid who has kept these valuable accessories of winter toilets in some place where moths did not corrupt. These may be gathered together, sent to a fashionable furrier and re- I turned completely metamorphosed in- I to wraps both beautiful and useful. I Persian iamb, chinchilla, sable, sealskin and moufflon, which is light gray

in color, are the most fashionable

but a11 the

A Discovery of Perpetual Motion. At Freeport, 111., a new Industry is to be started. On a quarter section of land an enterprising Kansas farmer will establish a thousand black cats and 5,000 rats, on which to feed the cats, estimatine that the cats will increase 15,000 in two years, their skins being worth a dollar each. The rats will multiply five times as fast as the cats, and will be used to feed the latter, while the skinned cats will furnish food to the rats. Thus has perpetual motion been discovered at last.—Warren Sentinel.

His Clever Anccator.

"They say her father used to drive a mule." "Who told you?" "One of my ancestors." "Just what I expected. I always told father that mule was smart enough to talk."—Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Better.

"You want a sensible fellow to look after you," said her father. "What do you think of a fine, intelligent husband of 50?" Replied the maid: "1 think two of 25 would he better, pa." —Jxindon Household Words.

of

cheaper vaieties seem

1 I V* 11.0<p></p>Chinchilla

to rtnm

to have their uses. is com­_ bined with seal this season, and short capes of sable are used over longer ones of seal. The fur boleros will be a useful fashion for those who have a small amount of fur to be transformed into a fashionable garment. These are very becoming to slight figures and very stylish with wide revers. The new fur coats are rather short, not so full in the basque as they were last season, and have loose fronts.

The f»elimllt dgutort of

Hignest of all Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov't Report

SCRAPS.

have a newsboy

Chicago claims *to who is a I. .run. Apple liner is now the rage country tiistricts of Maine.

The tibtn ries of the Persian gulf yield a great quantity of small arle. The cenn-teries of the city of Liondon cover over 2,000 acres of ground.

A French peasant has constructed a wooden bicycle, of which even the nails are made of wood.

The first horses ic tbie country were brought here in the year 1518. there were 1-1,066,750 of them

United States.

A vase which it took several workmon four years to complete has just been sent from the Minton pottery to a rich Londoner. It is valued atJSlO.OOO.

The idea in ^Hamburg seems to be that a dog.is a nuisance sl} hew, the bigger the dog£thei bigger the nuisance, so the authorities tax a dog according to itsjsize.

There are colored men in nearly all branches of the Pittsburg (l'a.) city government, and itjs now announced that the city will soon have a negro fire company.

Queen Victoria has a very expensive clock. It has a perpetual calendar that alters fcr leap year, and has a fourteeninch dial.J Ji be cabe is uf^richly carved walnut.

A ball-bearing'has now been applied to the mounting of eye-glasBes and spectacles, preventing|thc rig'd contact of glass and Jmetal. Jand ^rendering them :es- liable to fracture. 3

The Kennebec river is said to pour a greater volume of water into the ocean than any other river on the Atlantic or Gulf coast betweenJJSt. [John and the mouth of theJMisBissippi.

A French inventerjproposes seriously it would seem, to scare away rats, moles etc., by placing [about artificial figures of cats, made ofjplaster or ^terra cotta and having eyes| of |phophorercent material.

A Money Maker in Hard Times.1 have for the pa6t live years had a pretty hard^ struggle to make a living, but about threelJmonths ago 1 began selling self heating [iiat irons and have made from four to five dollars every day, which I think is pretty good for an inexperiences woman, my brother is now selling irons'and makes more than I do but he bas sold other things and is more experienced. Tho iron is

pelf

Ui'nzniiie will do au ordinary ironing so you hs-vt* the price

of

ibe price of the

price "I the iron in a few weeks, By addressing W A. Uaird & A., Pittsburgh. Pa., you can get full particulars, il 1 Ui.ow any one can do Bpiendidly any where. We sell at nearly every house and any woman that irons once uitli i-eif heating iron will have one, as it paves so much labor hnd does much ociti woik. lis. V. I

Sept. 5-13w.

CASTORIA

For Infants and Children,

Powder

ABSOLUTELY PURE

^ITMCATION FOR LiqUOlt LICENSE.

the

Notice Is lieroby given to tho citizens of tfco llrst Aiud of the city of Crn.wfor(lsvllle, Union township, Montgomery county, Indiana, that I, Frank .1. Zeller, the undersigned, a white malt) inhabitant of the State of Indiita, and now and for more than ninety 90) days time prior to U10 date of thin notice ol application, a continuouH

resident

tWi

omen are employed by a Isew orK j|fij

goldsmith as^gold beaters. They ^urpase men in carefulness an delicacy of workmanship.

InlSGOa monster petrified tree was found in Baker county, Oregon. It was 6GG feet long and sixty feet in diameter at the butt.

of said townBhip, and over the age of

niy-one roars, will apply at the regular December session, 1896, of tho Hoard of Commit sioners of said comity, commencing on the first Monday of December, 1890, for a licenHO to sell all kinds of spirituous, vinoun, malt and other intoxicating liquors in a

IOSB

November 5th, lbOC.

quantity than a

quurt at a timo, and allow tho saino to be drank 011 tho premises whero Bold. Sly place of bus ness and tho premises whereon and wherein ."aid

liquors

are to be sold

and drank aro situated and Hpeclllcally described ns follows: Apart ol lot number flfty-two as the same is known and designated in tho. original pint of tho town (now city) of Crawl'oiilHville, Indiana, bounded as follows: Beginning at tho north-east comor of said lot. number tltty-two(52). and running thoi.ee woet In 1890 eighteen (IS) feet, thence south ono hnndroa nnd live (105) feet, thence east eighteen (lfi) in the feet, thi-nce north one hundred and Ave (105) feet to the plneeof beginning, In tho front and ouiy room of the one-story Iramo building sit-

Vrrlr uated Oil said ju oniises, said room boing sixteen

soven [47] leet and eight [8] inehos deep anil fronting on west, Market street In said city. And 1 alln 11 also state in my said application that I doslre to carry on In tho same room above described, other and difleront bualness as follows: Running ono (1) peol table, tho salo of cider, pop, ginger nle, mineral waters and all kinds of soli drinks and liquors noid and used as boverages, cigarettes, tobacco and cigars.

foot nml lodr

iucjjes wide and forty-

KUANK .1. ZELI.ER.

DON'T THINK

That because some Dew

shade or material is not to be found in your local

store that it is impossible to find it.

BUT WRITE

To us. Wo pride ourselves on the up-to-date

quality of our

DRESS GOODS AND SILKS.

heating, BO

it is the pruptr^hcat idlilho lime and you can iron in half the tin.o you commonly do and have the clothes much nicer, you can iron out under a tree or in any cool place and one cent's'v onh

ic ea e«ry

vnnu.

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Homo-Seekcra* excursion tickets via tho Queen & Crescent Routo to all points south of Somorsot, Ky„ in Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, North and South Carolina all points on Q. Sc C. Route in Louisiana and to certain points in Georgia and Florida at about one faro tho round trip from Cincinnati^ on tlie first and third Tuesdays each month.

Stopovers allowed on Kointr trip, in homoseekers* territory. One-way settlers' tickets to southern points on same dates at half the usual rates.

I/and $3.00 to $5.00 an acre. Good schools and churches. "Write for maps and books to W. C. Rinearaon. Gen'IPass'r Agrt.,Cincinnati, O

QUEEN & CRESCENT ROUTE

•New shades in Broadcloths, now novelties in

wool. The btst lilack "Brocade Silk in the State

at the price—Si per yd.

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