Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 22 August 1896 — Page 3

A Trained

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An Unprecedented Gain in Weight

Nurse

Pounds by Using a

MOST

Flromthe CJatettr, Ynnkers, N. 1". "I clcn't look iniicli liko liviirj skeleton Dow, io 1? And yet t.vn years :IL O I weighed just seventy-two |mii'ls," said Mrs. .1. W. Colley, of 55 Wiirlinrion Avenue, Yonkers, N. Y., to a reporter. And we agreed witli her, for she certainly looked anything lmt a living skeleton, lmt raiher bore the appear-I ance of a plump and attractive lady iu ex- I cellent health and spirits. (Juntimiiiig she! said: "I had lost my appetite and was wasting away in llesh, losing some (ii'ty pound ii. few months. Doctors said I was threatened with consumption. I was under what was egarded as first-class medical treatment, but it had apparently little or no eU'ect, for kept getting worse until I was so weak that I could not attend to my household duties and could hardly walk. My husband and everybody who saw me thought- surely that I would die, and there seemed no help for me.

Tonics and stimulants and medicines all seemed useless, and 1 grew worse and worse until at last I resolved to seek some newremedy—one entirely out of the usual line of nauseous drugs and doses of stuff which seemed to take away what little relish I might perhaps otherwise have had for food. A friend told me of some wonderful cures effected by Dr. Williams' l'ink l'ills for Pfle People and 1 bought a box. The effect from their use was noticeable fron the first and soon appeared almost miraculous, for it seemed pretty nearly like the raising of one from the death soon commenced to eat, something I had scarcely done before for weeks, and soon began to gain in llesh and strength. I went one day to the doctor's ollicc and lie was sur-

Ead

rised at the change in me for tin? better. I to confess that 1 had been taking the pills, and he was broad-mii»'ed enough to ^advise me tc continue what was evidently doing me so much trood. took, in all. si* boxes, and increased in weight, from 7'2 to 125 pounds, which is my regain and normal "weight." "Are you sure the cure is permanent? .. Well, yes. My work is that, of a trained S&nurse, which means, as you probably know, irregular hours and at "times great "exlininjtion. During the two years since my revery I have had many engagements, and ihrougli them all have continued in good thealt.li. I take pleasure in hearing t«~tionjr to the remarkable power of this great -Jmedical .discovery. know of other cures .\5Effected by it. A friend of mine suffered ,'jjrefttly at her monthly periods. One box ^felieved and three ixcs cured her. Hut I of no case emial to mine, for tnv situj$®jrtipn,: Wfa9 critical, desperate and almo-t

"^ii.Goflrey has lived in Yonkers for sixjrotirs. and for twelve vears has followed lUsiness of attending the sick, excepting

Kthe period of her illness. She has Itfeds of acquaintances and friends w'o (Jjher to lie capable and trustworthy. S pf them knc.w how very ill she was Jw remarkable was h(-:r recovery. The h'ave a large sale in Yonkers and Westir County, which will 1-e greatly illid lis tlieir merits lieeome lietici'known, seem to he one of the meuieal niurplpittfof the ago.

Four Biif Successes.

laving the needed merit to more Jan make trootl all the advertisu.g laimed lor them, Hie following lour Binedies have reached a phenomenal ile. Dr. King's New Discovery, lor msuII.ption, coughs and coltls, each jBottle guaranteed—Klectrie Bitters, •the great remedy for liver, stomach and "kidneys. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the •ibest in the world, and Dr. King's New f^Life Pills, which area perfect pill. All tjihese remedies tire guaranteed to do fyjust what is claimed for them and the Mdealer whose name is attached hereJ|hvith will le glad to tell you more of "•them. ??old at Nye itooe's Drug

Store.

The city of Paris has spent §20,000 ut the Salon this year in buying pictures, $2,GOO being the largest price paid.

Bncklen's Arnica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum fever mres, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,norns, and all skin eruptions,and positively cures piles,or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give pei feet satisfaction or money eunded. Price cents per box. For by Nye & Booe. ly

The word "selvage" means "selfedgo'' or that which is an edge of itself without being hemmed.

RIGHT AND NINE CENT Investments. Nontaxable. The Stato Building and Loan Association of Indiana. Callon .JOHN M. SCHULTZ, Crawford ville.

Thp Big Store oilers some great bargains in staple and fancy dry gooos and notions for tho next few days. Read the ad. in to-ciay's paper and save money.

Indian elephants cannot live in Central Africa, the home of a larger and more hardy species.

Gained Fifty-three

Nerve

Food.

REMARKABLE RESULTS RECORD.

AN UNSOMCITKI) T]'.tiTI9IONIAL. Prom the JJcmorrnt, Atlanta, Texas. Heine constantly asked by many of my friends if Dr. Williams' l'ink Pills for Pale. People wore doing me any good, 1 oiler this unsolicited testimonial and answer. Never having seen a well day since 1 had typhoid fever last summer, I could retain scarcely tiny food, my limbs and joints ached and pained all the time. It wi misery to me to rise up in bed and my mind was clouded, in fact was a physical wreck and 1 felt that my life was drawin'r to a close, and 1 must confesji it was without regret on my part as my sulleriiigs were almost unbearable.

Hinec I commenced to take Dr.Williams' Pink Pills, at the solicitation of my wife, I have taken four boxes, and 1 feel like anew mail. My appetite is good and 1 now retain what eat, my limbs and joints are free of pain and I have gained ten poundsin weight. My life feels renewed and while not yet entirely well. I feel so much better that- 1 unhesitatingly assert that 1 believe Pink Pills for Pale People a good medicine for what they are recommended. Knowing that no medicine will save life under all circumstances or in all eases, yet 1 do honestly believe that they have prolonged mine, or at least, where all was dark and gloomy and full of suffering it has been changed for the better.

The manufacturers of this medicine de not know of tnv taking it. Neither am I paid for this statement, nut give it freely in answer to friends and the" editor of "this paper." (Signed.) JOHN HAI'citl ss. Atlanta, Texas.

Sworn to and subscribed belore me this 27th day of March, lM'ti. K. M. lil.AY!'i s. Xotaru Public.

Hegarding the abrv testimonial of John Haugress, 1 beg to say that no man stands higher for honesty and veracity in all this section than John Daugress.

W. IT. WlildHT.

Kduor and proprietor of the J)tmocrai Atlanta. Texas. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People arc an unfailing remedy for till disease* arising from a poor and watery condition of the blood, such as pale and sallow complexion, general muscular weakness, los. of appetite, depression of spirits, lack of ambition, antenna, hlorosis or green sickness, palpitation of the heart, shortness of breailt on slight exertion, coldness of hands or feet, swelling of the feet and limbs, pain in the back, nervous headache, dizziness, loss of memory, feebleness of will, ringing in the ears, early decay, till forms of female weakness, leueorrluea. tardy or irregular pcriwls, suppression of metises, hysteria, pan,lysis, locomotor ataxia, rheumatism, sciatica, all diseases resulting from vitiated humors in the lilood. causing scrofula, swelled glands, fever sores, rickets, hip-joint diseases," hunchback, acquired deformities, decayed bones, chronic erysipelas, catarrh, consumption of the bowels and lungs, and also for invigorating the blood and system when broken down bv overwork, worry, diseases. excesses and indiscretions of living, recovctv from acute diseases, such as fevers, etc.. loss of vital powers, spermatorrhoea, early decay, premature old age. They act directly on the blood, supplying tc the blood its lile-giving qualities 'by assisting ji to absorb oxygen, that great supporter of all organic life. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt ol price, "o cents a box or six boxes, for .fU.oO, by addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,' Schenectady, N. Y.

Rich Discoveries of Gold At Cripple Creek, Colo., and else where, are being made daily, and the production for 1806 will be the largest ever known, estimated at two hundred million dollars. Cripple Creek alone is producing over one million dollars a month, and steadily increasing. Mining stocks are advancing in price more rapidly than any other stocks, and many pay dividends of 35 to E50 per cent. They otTer the best opportunity to make a largo profit on a small investment.

John i. Tallman S Co., 4f Broadway, New York, are financial agents for the Prudential Gold Mining Co., and others In the famous Cripple Creek district They will send you free, nteresting particulars of the mining companies they represent also their book on speculation in stocks, grain F".i cotton colcining. many now and important features.

Send for theso books at onco if you are interested in anv fore: of speculation or investments. They may prove profitable to you.

Brussels contains a clock which is wound up by tho wind, 'and never by human hands.

fvben Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, sho cried for Castorla. When she became Miss, sho clung to Castorla. When she had Children, she gave them Castorla.

National Demooratic Convention, Indianapolis. Sept- 2Tho Vandalia Line will soil excursion tickets on August 29th, 30th and 31st, good to return until September 7th, inclusive, from all stations, at one faro for the round trip. For full particulars call on nearest Vandalia Line ticket agent, or address, K- A. FOKD,

Gen'l Pass. Agt., St. Louis, Mo.

ditcher's Castorla.

ABOUT TEA DRINKINQ.

A Sentimental Love Affair Gave the World a Now Beverage. China claims the origin of the use of tea as a drink. Of course there are various stories connected with it, among which, perhaps, the following is quite as interesting and credible as any, says the Philadelphia Inquirer. As the tale runs, one of the daughters of a reigning sovereign was hopelessly enamored of a young nobleman whose cas:o did not permit him to aspire to her hand, but tlioy exchanged glances and occasionally he gathered a few blossoms and took means to have them conveyed to her. One day the princess met her admirer in tlio grounds of the palace and as the at'ention of the attendants was attracted in another direction the young ::mn tried to put a few flowers into her hand, and all that she could grasp was a little twig with green leaves. This she treasured and when she reached her apartments she placed the twii in a goblet of water, here to remain for some hours, the object of her tenderest care. Toward evening she was seized with a sentimental attack, during which she drank the water in which the twig had been kept. It had a most agreeable taste and then she ate the leaves and stalk.

The flavor pleased her greatly and every day, in memory of her admirer, she had bunches of the tea tree brought to her and ate them or put them in water and drank the infusion. The ladies of the court observed her and were moved to try it themselves and did so with such pleasing result that the practice sprang throughout the kingdom and one of t!ie great industries of China was thus established. It is claimed that the date of the sentimental origin of tea drinking was nearly 3,000 years before Christ.

TELECRAMS TO WOMEN.

Ordinary Memoes Sometime* nre:itly Excite Wearent of I'ettlcoats. The telegraph messenger who keeps his eyes open has an opportunity to note curious phases of human nature. One told recently that women never opened a telegram without turning pale, and when the message was not alarming they looked disappointed. He delivers about two death messages a day, four birth messages, a great many business messages and once in a great vhile a love message that makes him tired to carry it. He carried one recently to a young man in town that read: "How are you today, darling?" The answer went promptly hack by the boy and was to the effect: "I am better, love." He once carried a message of death to a colored woman, and after reading it her emotions overcame her to such an extent that she caught the messenger in her arms and soundly boxed his ears. A: oJier colored woman refused to open or sign for a message, but walked the floor and beat her breast and screamed, supposing It announced a death. When all the neighbors had come in, one more venturesome than the rest read the message. It was simply a notice that the woman's sister would come that evening to see her.

Old Grumbler to Now Girl.

Bike! Bike! Bike! O'er the hard street stones, 0 She! And 1 would that my tongue could utter

The thoughts that arise in me!

O, well for the newspaper boy That he scoots on his cycle away! O, well for Uie butcher lad

That he pedals—perchance it may pay!

But when stately girls get on All a-crouca and with prospect of spill, It is 0, for the touch of a wee soft hand.

And the sound of a voice that could thrill!

Bike! Bike! Bike! With thy foot c:i the pedal, O She! But the girlish grace that the Whee! struck dead

Will never come back to thee' Punch.

I'siit u.xi rreiwnt.

An Egyptian mueiuiy placed under Prof, Roentgen's rays to have his hones photographed is a bringing together of the dead past and the living present with a vengeance. In the museum of Natural History in Vienna there is an Egyptian mummy which it. human in form but which, from the inscriptions on it, was taken to be that of an ibis. It is, however, so rare and valuable an object that it was not possible to do it the damage of opening it so as to ascertain the contents. On Wednesday it was taken to the School of Photography and examined by being photographed with the "X" rays. The picture obtained shows the outlines of a large bird skeleton and proves beyond doubt the nature of the contents.—Vienna Letter.

tfovontoonth Ontnrr Snperxtltlonfl. That it is a very unfortunate thing for a man to meete early in a morning an ill-favored man or woman, a rough footed Hen, a shaghaird Dcgge, or a blaoke Cat. That it is a signe of death to some in that house where crickets have bin many years, if on a sudden they forsake the Chimney Corner. That if a man dream of egs or fire, he shall heare of anger. That to dreame of the devil is good lucke. That to dreame of gold good lucke, hut of silver ill. That if a man be born in ths daytime, he shall be unfortunate. That if a child be born with a Caule on his head, he shall be very fortunate. That when the palme of the right hand Itcheth, it is a shrewd sign he shall receive money. That it is a great signe ot ill lucke, if Rats gnaw a mans cloathes. That it is naught for any I man to give a paire of Knives to his sweetheart, for feare it cuts away all love that is between them. That it is ill lucke to have the saltseller fall toward you.—Note3 and Queries.

SINISTER CONFESSION.

The Ti'tnpprsince Meeting Only Partially a Sucre**. "Was the temperance meeting well attended last night, Ike?" inquired the able editor of the Hawville Clarion,tho other morning, says the New York World. "Wal, ves, an' no," replied Alkali Ike judicially, "it began an' ranalongthat way for quite a spell, but sorter petered out in the middle of the eveuin' in a drizzling gitaway, as you mi»lu call it." "What do you menn?" "Tcll you how it was: The meetin' opened up ram-jam full of enthusiasm: the speaker tore loose tin' depicted the awful work of the ruin tlc-mon so vividly that tin audience was soon worked up mighty near to lie yellin' point. The sisters began for to sing out hallylooyers an' the brothers to grunt plenty joyful, an' then, jest as till hands were about to the point of startin' to millin' around. Appetite Bill ariz an' in a voice choked with emotion, begged the privilege of sayui' a few words. Permission bavin' been granted him, he said, feelingly, that the hidjusness of liker-drinkin" had been so strongly impressed upon hit. that he .had determined to swear oft', then an' thar. An', to show that he meant to stick by his resolution, he added that as soon as the meetin' was over he aimed to go and take a jug of nieller, 8-year-old Battle-Ax whisky, which he'd hid in the southwest corner of the lumber yard about, the middle of the afternocn, an' detrcy the vile stuff. "Upon this, the sisters an' old brothers swarmed on to Appetite, an' a grand walk-round, hnndshakin' ensued, an' when the solemn jollification had sorter quieted down it was noticed that about all of the gentlemen, except me an' the orator an' the good old brothers, who had been powwowin' around the reformed man had mysteriously disappeared. We couldn't seem to git up much enthusiasm after that, an' directly the meetin' adjourned." "Where had the men gone?" asked the editor. "Down to the lumber yard after that thar jug," responded Isaac. "H'm! Why didn't you go, too?" "Huh! Xo.reason why 1 should. I'd overseen him liidin' in it in the afternoon, an' had quietly removed it about ten minutes later an' hid it out in a safe place, known only to myself."

What She T.lkod.

"I hope, Mr. Soonly," murmured the young lady, "that you do not let your right hand know what your left hand doeth." "I—I never do," answered young Mr. Soonly, as with his left arm resting on the back of her chair he felt nervously around with the piece of mistletoe he had broughL in his pocket. "I am glad to know it," she resumed shortly afterward as she arranged her hair. "There is nothing like being close-mouthed." So he acted on that hint also.—New York Recorder.

Ilyirlono of I.lght.

A French scientist has been making experiments with the growth of plants under different conditions of colored light. Under the nin hod of experiment the endeavor was made to keep the plants under similar conditions of temperature, moisture, soil, etc., so that it would be fairly reasonable to infer that any abnormal differences in growth wouhl be due to the difference in light conditions. It is reported, as a result of this experiment, that the red light produced even more noteworthy results than white light in the way of forcing growth. While the plants were strong and vigorous under the influence of white light, thoso under the red panes of glass grew to a greater height and burst into bloom earlier. '1 ne. nlants under the frarv? of blue glass showed little if any growth, but the leaves grew decidedly aarker.

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makes them old. Health means first 'of all, strength and regularity in the digestive functions. Put indigestible matter into the stomach, and it is likely to find lodgment in the bowels. It will stop their action. Poisonous, refuse mat­

have been thrown off, is retained in the

body, and as it cannot go any place else, more or less of it gets into the blood. That's constipation. It is such a wonderfully simple thing that people do not regard it seriously. They let it run on, let it grow worse, become chronic, and show itself all over the body in fifty ways before they consider it important. Constipation causes nine-tenths of all human ailments. Its first symptoms do not seem very serious, but even they are very disagreeable. A few of them are sour stomach, flatulence, heartburn, distress after eating, foul breath, coated tongue, dizziness, palpitation of the heart, sick and bilious headaches, general lassitude and debility. When any of these symptoms show themselves, you should immediately take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, according to directions. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules, made on purpose to cure constipation. They do this perfectly and quickly, and they are the only Preparation in the world that will do it. There are plenty of medicines that will give relief as long as you keep on taking them, but jrou can't stop. They don't cure they give merely temporary relief. Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets give immediate relief and produce a permanent cure.

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Ponce de Leon was that he might discover the fountain of perpetual youth. He died searching for it. The fountain he was looking for was an impossibility, unnatural and chimerical. The nearest thing to the fountain of perpet,al youth is a fountain of perpetual, a Health keeps people

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HS

and

many northern people

have supposed. "1 used to live only half tho year,'' said a northern farmer recently settled in the South, 'and 1 used to -a-ork all tho time then. Now I work half the time and live all tho year through."

Home seekers' excursion tickets will be sold over the Monon route to nearly all points in tho South at the rate of ono first-claBB] fare (one way) tickets good returning on any Tuesday or Friday within thirty-one days from date of cale. Liberal utop-overs are allowed. These excursions 6tart (and tickets are Bold) Aug. 3. -1, 17, 18 end HI Sept. 1, 1-i ir Oct. 5, G, in and 20.-« Call on L. A. Clark, Agent of tho Monon route, for further information. tf.

Read the Big Store ad in to-day'a paper.

Vacation Time

Is at hand and is gladly welcomed by all, especially those whose duties in life have caused them to greatly run down their syBlem to meet the requirements, I hysical and montul. forced upon them. With thoso and others, it is important, whether at borne, at the seashore or in tho country, that [some thought be given to diet, and as furth er assistance to Nature, a gcod building-up medicine like Hood's SarsapuriJla had best be resorted to. If the digestion is poor, liver deranged and frequent headaches 6eem to be the rule, Hood'3 will change all this and enable everyone to return to their hotuo and businesp in a refreshed state of mind and 1 odily health.

$1.00 to Lake MazinkuckeeOn Saturday, Aug. 22d, tho Vandalia will run an excursion train to Marmont (Lake Maxinkuckee) leaving here at 8:49 a. m., arriving at Marmont at 12 noon, at $1 per ticket.

Returning, train will leave Marmont at 7 p. m. These tickets will also be good returning Aug. 23 and Monday, Aug. 24—3 days for 81.

Chair cars will be provided on the extra train at 25 cents extra each wayinsuring comfort and pleasure.

This will probably bo the only 81 excursion of tho season, so ready and go now. J- C. HUTCHINSON,Agt.

Children.

OTHERS, Do You Know

Hitvinan's l.'rops. 0.xi "i.-y"s ion

most remedies for chili!iv:: cat cnti.po cd rf opium or morphine

*^on 1"'' opium and mor-plii p» tn-xtfyiiitf narcotic poisons

Pa Inn most countries (Iniftsists are not iM'rniiUcil to sell narcotics Without lnlxjli: uns

^n,t yon slioul.l not, jvnnit any medicine to be given your nhnfl unless you or y.i i'.ysici ,r huow of what- it is cnmpn- iNl

P° You K''f' I'astoria is a jMirulj- vegetable prepnration, and tv* its ingredients is j.•••'!• with every Untie

~^on Know mat, Ca-. toria In th» pn-si-rlj-itinn Af the famous Dr. Snn"".:' That it lias been in use for nearly thirty years, and th:it, more Castorta is nc"7 o* fv'l ot'icr remedies for children combined

Po ITon Know that tho Patent Office Department of tho United States, and Of o.uer cojntries, have issued exclusive right to Dr. Pitcher and his assigns to use tho word Ca^toria ami its formula, nud that to imitate them is a stnto prison offenso

Yon Know that one of tho reasons for granting this government protection was because Castoria had been proven to be absolutely harmless?

Po Yon Know thr-- 35 average iloses of Castoria nro furnished for 35 oonts, or one cent a dose

Yon Know that when possessed of this jierfect preparation, your children may be kept well, and that you may liavo unbroken rest

Woil, thoso things are worth knewiiiL-. They are facts.

Tho facsimile

Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.

10 To 1

That you wiil get the Best Workmanship and Reasonable Prices at the

The Garden South.

I ho South iB destined to bo, and is nipidly becoming, the garden of the United StatoB. Here lifo is easier to live, the rigorous winters do not eat. up tho l'ruits of tho toil of summer, nor aro the summers

Hint Paregoric,

1. so-called Soothing Syrups, .MIU

Is on every wrapper.

ity Sh.oe Sliop^.

W. S. RICHARDS, Proprietor. No. 25 W.flMnin

St.

The Grand.

Style, Quality, Fit.

THE GRAND.

The Right Shade, the Right Toes anil Right Prices at^

"A thousand wheels—but only ono Slum"

Use the

"Ball=Bearing Siicycle Shoe

For Comfort Fit and Wear. Trntt

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hold lucofi. TRADE.UARK on

Lcaitinir Jra1rr* have them* Boolclot Free ('. It. lltfiO

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Not one part but every part of HIRES Rootbcer tends toward making it the perfect temperance and healthgiving drink.

Mmleonlv by The Charlep E. litre* Co., Philadelphia. A 15c. ji&ctoge makes & g&lloni. Sold everywhere*

PLENTY TO EAT

And all kinds of it at

Zeigler & Reiinan's

East Main Street.

The New Dining'Koom

new open. Ice Cream, Tanc^ Cakes and Confections for socials, parties, etc., on short notice. The largest, newest and host house in the city. Open at all hours. No. ^215217 E. Main St.

MNTKD: -Srviirnl trustworthy jrontmmeii or Jarlioh to tnivul in Indiana lor «*»tubllpliO(l, reliable houso. Salary i7£0 an«.l expenses. StOMOy position. Knclouu ivfcionco UIKIHOII fiddresHed stamped nivriopc. Tho Dominion Company, third noor.Oii.iihu Hldg ,C hio/igo,Ii.

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-r.N.Y.rnttpp1}bottler

BROS.

M.

Co., Rochester,

Reading and Magnifying: Glass for

$ 1 5 0

f% A SI7.0 in. diameter by 9vvi6ln. Ion p. Send money

or stamps. If notsatisfactoryinoncywUlberefuiidcd.

E. J. S. VAN H0UTEN, Manufacturer of Cut Lenses, 74 Park Place, New York City.

Pitcher's Castorla.