Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 18 July 1896 — Page 3

"The Way to Fix it,"

said the Deacon when planning ft chuiso that couldn't break down, "is I to malcc the weakest spot ns strong as I tho rest." This is wlmt Johnson's

Belladonna Plastehs DO to the hn-

man vehicle. They touch the weak, Bore, aching, tender .spots, and make them stroii as the rest. See the

Cross on tho plaster—the sign of genuineness and merit. JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

Manufacturing Chemists, New York.

[mlianapoiis VV7iw Wni'^s-

THOMAS II. GACSE, Proprietor. ...Manufacturer of...

WIRE GOODS

Or every description. Hunk ami '-nice railings, elevator enclosures, window and counter guards, wiro troilises, vases, settees, moss ba^kots, llower stands, etc. Omcp, 27 Circle St., Imlianftpjlis, lud.

How to Make $4

I will sell $2" long tug harness for

§21. $20 chain harness for $10. Wool face collar* for 9'2.

Best canvas collars 7-kus. Sweat pads for 25 3 .: Horse clippers for $1. Ball-bearing clippers 83. Good leather halters for 7-rcts. Rope halters for 12)-jcts. Jiurliri"ton ''stav-on*' blankets

75cts.

for

B. L. Ornbaun

The Harness Alan. North Washington Street.

ENGINES ANDBOMRSii

Do not buy until you have I |read the ATLAS Catalogue. Write for it to-day.

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treatment fails. Every mother and invalid should have it.

PARKER'S

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J^OTK'K TO NON-HESIOKNTS.

Statu of Indiana, Montgomery County: lu the .Montgomery Circuit Court. May term, 18!IC.

Henry Howell vs. Helen Howell. Complaint No. l'JI'JI Comes now the Plaintiff by .lohnson .Johimin, liis Attorneys, and llios his complaint herein, for divorce together with an affidavit that said defendant, Helen Howell, is not a resident of Indiana.

Notice is therefore hereby given said defendant that unless she bo and appear on the 1st day of the next September t-rin of t!x- Montgomery Circuit Court for the year lS'.Mi, the same being the Till day of Septembei. A. 13. 18!W, at the Court House in Crawfonisvllli: in said County and State, and answer or demur to said complaint, the same will be hoard and determined in iter absence.

Witness my name, and the seal of said Court, allixed at rawfordsville, this Kth dav of .luuo A. 1)., 1S9H. WAI-IiAC'U Sl'AHKS,

Clerk.

j^OTIClilTO 1IEIKS, CKEDITOKS, ETC.

In the matter of the Estato of Willard Gott, deceased. In tho .Montgomery Circuit Court, May term, 189fi.

Notice is hereby given that John I. SUrum, as Administrator of tho estato of Willard Clott, deceasod, has presnntod and filed his accounts and Vouchers in final settlement of said estate, and that tho samo will come up for the examination and action of said Circuit Court on the 10th day of June, J8!Ni, at which time all heirs, croditors, or legatees of said estato are required to appear in said Court and show cause if any there be, why said accounts and vouchers should not. bo approved, and the heirs or distributees of said estato are also notified to bo in said Court at tho time aforesaid and make proof of heirship.

JOHN L. SI 1 HUM, Admiu'strator.

Dated this J5ih day of ny, 1806.

I AH A TINNER.

1 don't do anything else, and therefore am fully equipped and prepared to do tho most satisfactory work in

Slate Roofing, Tin Roofing, Guttering, Spouting, Etc.

Aisogenora' tinning and repairing. Let me turnish you estimates for contract jobs.

F. M. DAVIS,

200 S. Walnut St., next to west entrance of Davis' I.lvery Stable.

OT1CE OF APPOINTMENT.

Estate of Nicholas Scliendorf, deceased. A Notice is hereby given that tho undersigned has bsen appointed and duly qualified as Administrator, with tho will annexed, of the estato of X\icliolns Scliendorf. lato of Montgomery county, Indiana, deceased. Said estate is supposed to be solvent.

OTTO SCIILKMMEH,

Administrator with will annexed.

Dated June Siith, 1S!I0.

Read the paper.

Big Store ad in to-day's

TWO COINCIDENCES.

MIGHT HAVE FURNISHED FOOD FOR THE WILDEST CREDULITY.

Mr. Clinton Was Naturally Astonished at

What the Ioctnr's Servant Told Iflin. How a Ilaltimore Mail Recovered Khi»»-

lly 1"ate Stolen Years Before.

Here are two veritable coincidences related at a Boston dinner table erstwhile Both might have been based upon any klndif uncanny, fateful manipulation of circumstances, seemingly impossible in the natural order, had they been introduced by any such motive. They are simply rare and curious sequences of facts, true in everything but names of persons.

Mr. Clinton lived in Dorchester,where he had a large establishment. One night. »is child's nurse was taken suddenly ill with a kind of spasm. The woman's services to tho infant had been invaluable, and her faithfulness had won her the respect and affection of her master. As Mie coachman happened to be away thatevening and tho necessity for tho services of a physician was urgent, Mr. Clinton saddled his horse and rode hastily into town and was very soon ringing at the door of the family doctor, in Boylston street. His inquiry of tho servant maid who opened it if the doctor was at. home was met by a reply which stupefied him for a moment, so that he fell back against the wall of the passage and forgot tho exigency of his errand. "Dr. J. is out," said the girl. "Mr. Clinton, a patient of his, crjuo in on horseback an hour ago, and asked him to como out of town to see a nurse in his family who was in convulsions." Recovering from the shock of an apparent doppelgauger thus forced upo» his conception, questioning elicited the fact that the second patient, bearing his own name, lived in Chariest-own. In all other things the circumstances concerning two persons of the same patronymic was identical. The hour, the illness, the vocation of the sufferer, tho arrival on horseback, were accidental coincidences which led nowhere and meant nothing, though they might, with stimulating attributes, have furnished food for the wildest credulity.

A member of tho B. family of Baltimore was sent for one evening to see a convict who had expressed such an urgent desire for the interview that the jailer acceded to his request to send the message, which conveyed the singular intimation that it might be much to the gentleman's advantage if he would come to the prison. Ho found an evil looking fellow who, having just received a long sentence, which would in all probability be a life one, had been moved by remorse to communicate to Mr. B. certain facts in connection with a robbery of his family plate in which lie said ho had been concerned sovera.' years before. The robber told his astonished hearer, who had long given up any hope of detecting the criminal

recovering tho property, that he and an other wore concerned in the crime.' Tht silver had been placed in a bundle, which was in his possession. His con federate was to meet him at an agreed place on tho night following tho bur glary ami they wero then to make off to gel her, but if he failed to keep the appointment it was a signal of danger, and the fellow who had the "swag" was to understand that ho had better get it out of his hands without delay and secure his own safety. Tho appointment was not kept, and tho thief, desiring to niiikn an effort at restitution, however unlikely, had sent for Mr. B. fo tell him that: ho had thrown tho package over tho wall of a certain graveyard which he described, and that it had fallen within the door a tomb which was ..:-niopen and of which heindicatid rhe position.

Kxpivs.-iint: sni1aider eosniticn of the intent::-:! of !i: criminal, Mr. B. loft him, scarcely intendim to pursue the ni.ii.rr fui'il. :. Tiio no .' morning, however. fo n:d lvim al the door of the sexton in charge oi the burying place. The sexton. o:i the description of the tomb, showed nf first some confusion, which Mr. understood when ho was reminded inn. the tomb described was his own l',t:::ily v.m!', iiiid the sex ton, who had once remembered a gross carelessness of his o\ .i, went on to recall the fact that tho time was that of the death and Varial of a cnu-'iu of the faniilv. and to t!'o h-el

never forgotten or lorgi :ii !iiiii.-.n' tot accidental leaving of tlie di-or tin tomb oj.e:: I he-night following the faner a to found the pr,-.:' !, :o inclosed wnii tho silver tartii iied. bat untouched. asthethi'-f had east :lie familv by an nits-qua": oo:::rid into .?*: family burial pl.ieo ol i:. :iei's ton Transcript.

There h.::i bundle of old :-.!t .'mord the follow. :g Od by M::-. E. K.i! \ea:v :.t o.V reads as foil r,vw: "Tu:s, my la.. \vCv and tostar.ie.Mf. I boipe'ith all my ,jeV" elry to K:\fc-. n:y o'-i i.:i to Aim:.. my books to Frank, my go-id wishes ti. Herman ai-1 Philip. a:id rt nics: th thoy go to clinch at least six times

at-

THE ADVANCED WOMAN.

Vlhe may stand upon tho cornor In her bloomers if she chooses Sho can smoke a cigarette in public, too Sho may think up shocking thoughts and dedicate them to the muses—

In fuct, do anything that's truly new. But do not. yet. repine. Oil, creatures masculine, Nor think creation's altered in its plai,

For she always wants to do Things she's not expected tc,

And she doesn't care to do them when she can. A foremost place in politics—she'll have it if she pleasest

She'll worry over bargains in appropriation bills And decorate the gavel which untutored man now seizes

year, and sweet memory of mysc If limy loving better half, and also my inheritance from my father to go to Anna and Kate jointly. My last wish. Anna E. Kuhu."

Likely to I'ny an Account.

Hicks—I'm in hard luck. Wicks—How so? Hicks—Why, here's a money order that I've just got for ?20, and tho only man in town that can identify mo to the money order clerk is ono that I owe $30 to.—Somerville Journal.

The first trapdoor was made by a specfes of African spider which has its nest in the ground, and closes the entrance by means of a trapdoor opening outwardly and covered with bits of earth lud grass in order to escape observation.

With gilt and pretty ribbons till with joy the eye it fills. Sho may do it all in style

Tor a very little while,

But the ultimate result we calmly scan, For she alwi:ys wants ta do Things she's not expected to, And sho doesn't care to do them when she can. —Washington Star.

THE GOODLY SWORD.

The Egyptians Gave It tho Naine Fifty Centuries Ago«

Half a hundred centuries ago the Egyptians gave to the sword its name. Since those old days the history of the trenchant blade, stained with blood and defaced by die scars of battle though it is, holds much of the glory, tho poetry and the chivalry of the cruel game of war.

A friend whoso fidelity never waivered and whose oowor never failed, it is not surprising that men endowed tho sword not only with human attributes, but with tho might and majesty of the gods themselves. The old legends abound in tales of its magical powers. How the divine armorers strove continually to excel some rival in tho forging of a blade of a temper so delicate that it might cut. a thread with the same ease with which it struck a head from the body, or hewed through heavy motal armor, was a favorite subject of the old Teutonio and viking tales.

These legendary blades bore characteristic na.ncs, by which they wero invariably known: Graysteel, Wader Through Sorrow and Millstone Biter were swords of wide renown, and we all remember how Arthur of the Round Table took "Exealibur, the sword that rose from out the bosom of tho lake." Ciesar's sword was called Crocca Mors Charlemagne's Joyeuso played no small part in the setting up of the great Prankish empire. Many a bold captain went down before El Tizona, wielded by ttye relontless hand of the Cid.

The Japanese, whose civilization was old before ours began, have produced beautiful examples of the swordmaker's art. The .lapanose nobleman carried his swords as the insignia of his rank. He wore one on each side, thrust into the folds of his sasb.

These swords have been handed down as heirlooms from father to son, and it was not uuusual for families of ancient lineage to have as many as 1,500 of them—marvels of costly and artistic workmanship-4in their possession. The scabbards are richly lacquered and bound about with a silken cord in a curious pattern. Tho blado is curvod, and the round guard is pierced to carry a small dagger. This guard, called a tsuba, is decorated with curious designs, and so groat is the ingenuity of the Japanoso motal workers that among tho thousands of swords they have produced it is impossible to find two guards exactly alike. They are prized so highly by collectors that large sums of money have been paid frequently for an antique sword, only that it might bo ruthlessly torn apart to secure tho guard.— Mary Stuart McKinney in St. Nicholas.

Absnntml tided.

It is said that the extempore playing of the great Beethoven was marvelous, but ho was entirely without the coolness and self possession required by a performer who wishes to render written compositions with accuracy and finish.

The same fault was found with his conducting tho orchestra even before his deafness he often confused tho players by his sudden gestures.

At ono timo ho was playing ono of his own beautiful concertos for piano and orchestra. During a long passage by the orchestra, while tho piano was silent, he forgot his position and fancying himself conductor for the moment ho threw out his arms at a certain chord, knocking both the candles off tho piano.

They wero picked up, but when the passage was repeated and tho loud chord recurred he forgot himself again, and the accident happened for the second timo.

The audience, in spite of their great admiration and respect for tho master musician, were convulsed with merriment, which so disgusted Beethoven that several strings of the unoffending piano suffered the consequences of his irritation, which expended itself in a prodigious thnmpiug of tho keys.— Youth's Companion.

Touch Eating.

Thosft who have partaken of peacock declare that gorgoous bird to bo decidedly tough eating, while it is said of the swan that tho fact of its ovor having been a familiar dish speaks highly in f^vor of ancient English cutlery. Moreover, it should not bo forgotten that when bustards' and boars' heads wore as common as sirloins and saddles now are there wero scarcely any vegetables to eat with them.

Her Choice.

Mother—Jane, yon must choose between the two. Will you marry the man who loves you or the man who can dress you?

Daughter—Mamma, as an up to date girl, I must reply to your question that, although love is a very desirable thing, clothes are an absolute necessity.—London Tit-Bits.

In Palestine and Persia the "sorrowful mycanthus" droops in the day, being apparently about to die, but revives as evening comes on.

Tho average whale is from 60 to 65 feet in length and from 83 to 88 feet in liameter.

WHAT MAKES THE PIANO RATTLET

flue-er Cmtson Found by the Tuner—Tlilnif* In the Instrument.

Piano tuners are sometimes called upon to "tune" gas fixtures as well as pianos. Frequently tho owner of a fine upright "graud" enters a vigorous complaint because "that piano rattles so." Then the piano tuner packs his fow tools and some extra glue and parts of tho "action'' into his long, slender valise and proceeds to feel the pulse, pound the chest, examine the tongue and overhaul the internal economy of the offending piano. His experienced ear tells him that the piano is all right. His intimate knowlcdgo of the mechanism and make up of tho piano assures him that nothing is the matter with the instrument, and lie says so. "But tho piano does rattle," insists tho owner. "Now, listen when I touch this key." And, sure enough, a decid--ed buzz and jingle are hoard. "It is not in tho piano," replies the tuner, and he touches the key again and again, at tho same timo glancing around the room. "There it is," ho says at last, "pointing to tha glass globe around tho gas jet. "Thero is the rattler," and the irritating noise is silenced when ho removes the glass globe.

This is a common experience of piano tuners. Certain notes in the piano vibrate in harmony with a gas fixture, a picture frame, a china plaque hung against the wall or tho bric-a-brac which commonly litters tho top of the sensitive instrument, and the innocent piano is blamed for the discordant jangle. Pins,'buttons and other things foreign to tho piano which find their way into the instrument set up complaints and harsh cries when certain keys are Struck, and recently a piano tuner in Evanston, searching for tho "rattlo," found and restored to tho young woman who used tho instrument her upper set of false teeth, which had disappeared mysteriously the week before.

Besides coins, buttons, pins and toothpicks, the piano tuner's salvage in eludes hairpins, pocketknives, paper cutters, manicure instruments, knitting needles, matches, jewelry, nails, tacks, bits of glass, pieces of picture wire, buckles, collar buttons, sleeve buttons, rings and even money which had been placed in the case for safe keeping and ihen forgotten.—Chicago Chronicle.

STORY ABOUT LINCOLN.

Senator John 1. Palmer TellH of Their First mid Lunt Meetings.

Th-} iirst time I met Mr. Lincoln," said Senator Palmer of Illinois, "was in 1831), when I went to Springfield to be admitted to tho bar. He was already recognized as a Whig leader. Ho wore, I remember, a suit of linsey woolsey that could not have been worth more than $ti, even in those days. The last time 1 saw him was in February of 1800. I had come to Washington, at the request of the governor, to complain Chat Illinois had been credited with 18,000 too few troops. I saw Mr. Lincoln one afternoon, and ho asked mo to come again in the morning. Tho next morning I sat in tho anteroom while several officers wore received. At length I was told to enter the president's room. Mr. Lincoln was in the hands of tho 'barber. 'Como in, Palmer,' ho called out, 'come in. You're home folks. I can shave before you. I couldn't'before those others, and I have to do it some time.' "We chatted ubout various matters, and at length I said, 'Well, Mr. Lincoln, if anybody had told me that in a great crisis like this tho people wore going out to a little one horse town and pick out a one horse lawyer for president, I wouldn't have believed it.' "Mr. Lincoln whirled about in his chair, his face white with lather and a towel under his chin. At first I thought ho was angry. Sweeping the barber away, ho loaned forward, and, placing one band on my knee, said 'Neither Would I, but it was a timo when a man with a policy would have been fatal to the country. I have never had a policy. I have simply tried to do what seemed best each day as each day came.' "—Now York Sun.

Centuries ago, people used to fear what they called the pestilence. "Black Death" was the Iniost terrible thing lin the world to them. |Thcy feared it as people now fear the I Cholera and Yellow

Fever. And yet there is a more terrible thing than any of these. There is a tliinfi' that causes more misery and more deaths than

any of these. It is the commonest trouble that human beings sufler from. It is so common that nine-tenths of all the sickness in the world is traceable to it. It is merely that simple, common thing—constipatic.ai There is no telling what it may lead to, but it is sure to lead to something bad. Its immediate effects are unpleasant in the extreme. It makes peotnc listless, gives them headaches, makes the digestion poor, causes dii.ziness, loss of appetite, loss of sleep, foul breath and distress after eating. All this merely because Nature has been imposed upon, and has been refused the little help she needed.

This little help is furnished by Doctor Pierce's lUeasant Pellets. One pill is_ a gentle laxative and two a mild cathartic. There are two remarkable things about the "Pellets." One is that they never gripe the other that they cure permanently. There is no other medicine that does cure permanently. You can take any other medicine vou like, as long as you like, and if you stop, your trouble will come back quickly, and the chances are the trouble will be worse than it was before. This Isn't true of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. You take thc'ni until you get yourself into perfect working order, and then you stop You don't have to take any more

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unless after awhile you do something that deranges your digestive system again. We are not guessing about these facts, and we don't ask you to take our unsupported word for it. Thousands of people have found that they arc true, and have testified to them. Let the druggist who says that something else is "just as good sell that something else to somebody else. Don't let him trifle with your health for the sake of a little more profit to himself.

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The spirit of the age has struck Camden, Me, where a bicycle lentern was the prize recently awarded the winner iu old.fashioned spelling-school.

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