Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 18 April 1896 — Page 3

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From IT.S. Journal JfedMni Prof. W. H. Petite, who makes a specialty of

Epilepsy, has without doubt treated and cured more cases than any living Physician his success is astonishing:. We have heard of case3 of

years' standing

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im. Ha publishes a valuable work. on this disease, which he sends ^w it a large bot

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J. W. FAUST.

Agent, Crawfordsville. 125 S. Washington St.

Big Four Route to the bis Conventions in 1896-

National republican convention, St Louie, /une 1G. National democratic convention. Chicago, July 7.

Natioral educational association, Buffalo, July 3. P. S. C. E. convention, Washington, July 9.

B. Y. P. U. of America, Milwaukee. July 1G. National encampment G. A. K., St. Paul, Sept, 1 to 4.

Elegant throngh trains, Wagner Sleeping care, Buffet Parlor cars. Exquisite DiDing car service.

No tunnel at St. Ltjib. U«st terminal at Chicago. Best line to Buffalo Through ileepers to Washington. The popular line of the t. A. R. E. O. McCokmi^k 1

J. B. Martin,

Pass. Traffic Mgr., Gen'l Pase. Agent Cincinnati, O,

Bncklen's Arnica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world

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cute, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum fever sires, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,corns, and all skin erup tions.and positively cures piles,or no pay required. It i* guaranteed to give peifeet satisfaction or monfye unded. Price 25 cents per box. F01 sale by Nye & Booe. ly

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she bad Children, she gave them Castoria.

60 South at Half Rat es-

Tickets on sale as below, at ono fara for the round trip plus S2 U0 via ihe preat Queen & Crasceut Koute. Hound trip tickets will be an sale from ail points North to ail points Sauth on tha Queeu & CreBcsnt Houte and A. U, S. R. R. south of Somerset, Ky., in Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Arizona, and tojpoints east of and Including Charlotte aud Salisbury in North Carolina, March 10th, 189fi,

Tickets ara also sold on this date ta points on theilabila & Ohia R. south of Meridian, (except Mobile, Ala.) and to points in Georgia an the G. S. A F. and Central of Ga. R. R's.

Tickets are good for 30 dayB to return. .StopOvers will beallawod under certain conditions an tickets except to Caiolina points. Ask agents in legard to stop-oxers aud return limits.

Ono Way Settlers' Tickets ore on sale via the

Queen

& Crescent Route, cn the first Tuesday in each month to Somerset, Ky., and all points south thereof In tha state of Kentucky also to all points in Alabama, Georgia, Florida. North and South Caralina. Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana, located east of tho Mississippi Rlvor.

Jnformatien iu regard to schedules, rates the securing of tickets, choice of routes, chock ing of baggage, etc., cheerfully givjn upon application to the undersigneJ: Chas. W. Zol., D. P. A., «ii ft Race, Ohio. W. A. Beckler, N. P. A., 111 Adams St., Chicago, Illinois. C. A. Baird.T. P. A-, cor. Woodward ft Jefferson Av, Detroit, MUh. W. W Dunnavant, T. A., Cleveland, O. W. W. Brooks, C. T. A., 4tb and Kace, Clncin natl. Ohio. W. W. Jones, Immigration Agt, Portlluron

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Mich. W. C. Rinbabson, Geu'l Pase'r Agt., Cincinnati

Ohio.

DEPLORED HIS OWN WEAKNESS

Cnole iloslah'* Habit «f Kit((entlon Too Deeply Koo'etl for Eradication.There lived in Cambridge, Ind., "a well-known old gentleman by the name of Joslah Nixon, who In early boyhood had acquired the habit of gross exaggeration. The habit had grown upon hiin so that he believed that everything he said was the truth, no matter how great the exaggeration. After he had reached the ripe old age of three score and ten some of the deacons in the church thought his peculiarity was too much like lying to pass unnoticed, and it was decided, after a great deal of consideration, that the old gentleman must be churched. One evening, while he was seated in fron of his door telling a small circle of his reighbors about the way pioneers had to live, the gate opened and the delegation of deacons filed in. "Yes," the old gentleman was saying, "we had hard times then. I lived two years on grass and hickory bark on Sundays. We used to call

Sundays 'bark days' on that account, and that's the only way we could tell when Sunday come. Bears! I see 1.200 great big varmints onc't around our camp, and I killed "Uncle Josiah," broke in one of the deacons, "we have come to see you about this habit of yours. You have the unpleasant habit of forgetting the truth when talking, and we have come to remonstrate with you." "I know it, deacon," replied the old man, as he looked around. "I know it, and I want to tell you that I have grieved over that failin' of mine S00,000 times a day for thi past 200 years."

A SLOW RAILROAD.

The Faisenger'a Request Rather Staggered tha Conductor. A lot of railroad conductors were sitting around the stove talking about their experiences. "About the worst case of passenger I ever came across," said a veteran, "was one I had on a train that used to run into Indianapolis a long time ago. I am free to confess, now, that that train wasn't the fastest train in the world, though at the time I thought it was right fair, seeing fchat it was the first passenger train had the honor of conducting. On tho oocasion I am telling about a passenger got on about fifty miles east ol Indianapolis, and after we had jolted along for an hour or more, stopping every two or three miles, he called me to li.m. "'I say, conductor,' he said, 'how far is it to Indianapolis?' 'About thirty-five miles,' I said. "'And do you go any faster?" 'No, this is schedule time.' "'Well, will you stop and let me off?' 'What's that for?' I asked in a good deal of astonishment. 'Oh,' said he with a lot of confidence, "I'll get out and walk back the other way and meet you at the depot in time to get my baggage.'

Somebody laughed. "You may laugh now," said the veteran, "but when I thought of tha* fellow sitting there telling me he would get out and walk back clear around this globe and meet me in Indianapolis, I was mad enough to flght.""

FOOLINO THE RCHOOLMARM.

An Omaha Ctrl Manages to Commnntoate With the Forbidden Sweetheart, A friend of mine in Omaha has a daughter, and that daughter has, among other girlish trinkets, a sweetheart, who 's rendered ci'ubly dear to her by the fact that her parents have forbidden her to see hiin. He is to be sure, a very commonplace person, but no girl can resist a man her parents have forbidden her to see, you know. This particular girl is in Washington now, for safe-keep-ing, in a private fcliool, where incoming and outgo^g letters are read by a stern-faced toucher. I wen* to see her the other day after the mail was in. She had received a letter from a school gir friend in Omaha, and ^here wasn't fioUn or profi6uh 01 the masculine gender in the whole of it. The girl fread it demurely, and showed it tc to me. Then we went to her room

The door was no sooner closed than she flew to her curling tongs, Leated them, held them close to the written sheet, and read with delight the yellow letters in a masculine hand whioh appeared between the lines, aad faded again as the paper cooled. The moral of this is that love will find a way, and so long as chloride of copper lb solution is to be had, I advise every keeper of a girl's school to toast all letters well before she delivers them.

Marry to tba Iait

It was the 21st of April, 1831. Dr. I. P. Frank, the eminent governor of the university hospital, Vlenna.lay on his deathbed, and was expected every moment to pass away. Once more the eight leading medical men gathered around his couch. All at once the patient burst out laughing. 'What is it that tickles your fancy?" his friendB inquired. "A story has just come into my mind," was the reply. "On the battlefield of Wagram lay a French soldier counting his wounds. •Sacre bleul' he exclaimed, 'it takes eight bullets to kill a French grenadier.' Gentlemen, there are eight of you,|too."«

Thus he spoke and expired, in a fit of lauehter.

Bread and Hotter Tree.

A bread and butter tree from tho French settlement on the Gaboon was recently sent to a professor at Nancy to analyze. The tree yields a fatty substance called cay-cay, resembling butter, and a grain containing eightv per cent of fatty matter, irom which very nourishing bread is mado. The tree is au lrvingia.

THE MEEK YOUTH.

And ma Terrlbla Itaraaga on Two Crmt) Old Bay* How a meek and mild-mannered youth of long and slendor proportions became revenged through polite generosity was illustrated ia a trolley car the other evening. The youtn was very tired when he entered the ear. He gazed anxiously along both lengths of seats for a place, but none was in isviting evidence, As he was hanging despairingly to a »trap, however, two crusty-looking old men, who were sitting side by side in the middle of the car, moved a few inches apart as a begrudging invitation to the weary youth to sit down. He was almost crushed in that narrow spac». As he struggled for more freedom the crusty old men turned around so Eharply anil gave him such a withering look that the heart of the nice young man beat very wildly.

But he was a man of long suffering when he couldn't help himsolf. The opportunity for revenge eaine pretty soon. A very robust woman of generous proportions came into the car carrying a huge bundle which almost obscured her vision. All these things the very meek young man saw at a glance. So he very graciously jumped from his seat, and bowing to her taid: "Madam accept my seat." "Oh, I thank you," she replied, and her 300 pounds descended into the seat. The crusty old gentlemen were thrown against their neighbors with such force that their teeth chattered. They were furious. They arose in their wrath, casting upon the fat woman and the thin young man a look intended to humble them to the dust, went out on the rear platform and swore. The meek young man smiled sweet'.y and the fat woman Looked happy.

POISONED BULLETS.

Be Be-

Tells How Wound. in days primeval,

Colored Soldier celved The Indians dipped their arrow heads in poison as a more certain method of killing the enemy. In the more modern daj's when the bullet superceded the arrow the red men did not lose the poisonous art, as Tom Smith, a colored patient in the St. Louis city hospital, will testify. H^ias a bullet wound In his right legp ivhich has not healed sincc he was shot by the Indians, fourteen years ago, while serving as a private in the United States army. 'That wuz a pizened bullet them red devils fired, boss," he explained recently, "an' I'll tell you jist how it wuz. Me an' the regiment wuz called fur in New Mexioo, fur the Injuns were prowlin' about fearful bad, and tommyhawkin' people and things like that. So we got there and clumb the Raton mountains atter them Injuns. They kept a climbing up the mountain side, and we right atter em. An' long the trail everywhere we found a heap of rattlesnakes with their heads cut off. We knowed what that meant. Them Injuns wuz fixin' their plzen, and if a bullet even touched us it would be jist like a rattler had poked his fangs into you. "One day they trapped us. We fit an' fit, an' the white soldiers fell, A little wound killed just like a big one.

Their bodies grew blue, like pizen. As we fit on toward sundown a pain struck me in the leg, right sudden like. My ol' dad had alius said that terbacker wuz good fur snake bites. It wutfn't, more an a minute 'fore I'd done chawed and svvallered the whole plug. That plug saved my life. It did, boss, fur certain. But that pizen still burns and keeps me wounded."

One Way to Interpret the lilble. Much amusement was the other day oauBed up in an Essex country house by the following document being handed in. It was inscribed on the outside "Moses Tlird and Wife's Petition." The scriptures are interpreted in many strange ways, but I do not at this moment remember any "Divine command" which enjoins the produotion of twin offspring or the wheeling about of these products in a perambulator: "We, Mosm I^ird wife, in foljpwing the Divine 00m* mands, oSfs^'iyjs finable to buy & perambulator for our tw\p offspring. Therefore we Cake the liberty of asking you to help us in our time of need. Thirteen shillings per week is all we have to live on."

A.ocording to Stewart'Cuim. curator of the museum of archwology of the university of Pennsylvania, football originated with those beginuers of everything, the Chinese. Mr. Calin is making an exhaustive study of games, ancient and modern, and has a curious and ancient drawing showing a personage in the dress of a prime minister playing football with a kuge or I noble and two of their chamberlains.

The time is somewhere in the tenth or eleventh century, but long before then llie game was cultivated as an exercise suitable for the training of Boldiers About the eighth century it was introduced into Japan, where it became very popular. From these two countries it spread over the entire world. •'eggarert I ers»lf for Charity.

The duchess of Santonna, who died recently in the deepest poverty at Madrid,spent a fortim in charity,her gifts fur half a century 'rack being of the most generous description. On one occasion, hearing that a noble Spanish lady was about to sell her jewels to pay a debt, the duchess sent 1 her a clieok for 8200,0U0. She died in want, and none of those to whom she had given abundantly thought enough of her to see that her days were en ed in comfort.

Knew Georffe'a Stutter*

She had seat off a telegram and was waiting for an answer. Suddenly the peculiar halting' click of the receiving1 machine sounded in tha office, and she said to her com-

(oan

anion: "That's from George 1 know tell his stutter.'

If you eat whnt you like, and digest it you will surely be^strong and healthv. But if you don't digest it, you might almost hs well not eat, for what good can your food do you if it doEeo't nourish you?

If you find that you can't digest it. there is a pimple help for your stomach. It is Shaker Digestive Cordia',, made by the Shakeisof Mont Lebanon. It has never failed to cure the^wor6t case of indigestion.

Strength and health come from the food you eat, after it has teen digested and has gone into the blood.

Tho best tonic is digested food. The best aid to digestion, Shaker Digestive Cordial.

When you have acid eructations, nausea, headache, wind, dizziness, offensive breath, or any other symptoms of dyspepsia, Shaker Digestive Cordial will cure you.

At druggists. Trial bottle 1C centr.

A "self-denial fund" of ?1,275.-10 was raised by the Salvation Army members in the Pacific coast division during a week of self-deuial last month.

Another leper, Joseph Gumming, has just been discovered in New York and sent to the colony on North Brother island, lie is an American.

Where did I get this Dreadful Cough? No Matter the great, question is, how Bhall I get rid of it? Use the Pineoia Balsam, a soothing combination of the remedies nature has put in the pine and other balsamic trees. It cures the inflammation and tickling in the throat and if taken in time will prevent the spread of the disease to the lungs. Ely's Piceola Balsam is Btrongly recommended in cases ofa6thma. Twenty-five cents is the price. Tell your neighbort about it.

Congressman Sulloway, of New Hampshire, is one of the tallest men in the newiCongress. He is sis feet six inches tall

The late Empress Augusta' of Germany did not permit her younger maids of honor to read a book or attend a theater without her consent.

The Time for Building.

Up the system is at this season. The cold weather has made unusual drains upon the vital forces. The blood has become impoverished and impure, and all the functions of the body sutler in consequence. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the great builder, because it is the one true blocd purifier and nerve tonic.

Hood's pills become the favorite cathartic with all who

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gists, 25c.

them. All drug

The only bird hospital in the country is said to be in Chicago.

Dowagiac, Mich., with a population of four thousand, has twenty-four secret societies and twenty social clubs.

Blood purified, diseased cured, sickness and suffering prevented—this is the record made each year by Hood's Sarsaparilla.

The commerical marine of Canada gives employment to some sixty tnousand hardy sailors.

The Colueum at Rome was built accommodate 100,000 spectators, covers five ard

IHIRTY years' o~

millions of pert

It is nnqnestiom-1.

the world, has ever kus-

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and was 120 feet high.

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Cave Discovered In Pennsylvania. While blasting in a limestone quarry in Port Kennedy, near Norriston, Pa., workmen unearthed a cave fifteen feet high and .sixty-five feet in cir« ctimference. Near it recently wa| found a cave in which the bodies of animals supposed to be extinct were found.

The camel is a beast of great strength and endurance. Nothing hurts it until the proverbial last straw" is added to its burden. The human* digestive system is very much like a camel. You can impose on it to a wonderful degTee. It is really astonishing how much abuse it will stand before it breaks down. "The last straw" doesn't break it down, but it makes it stop work. Continually put the wrong things into your stomach, and digestion will get weaker and weaker. Before long, something worse than usual will be eaten, and will go through the stomach into the bowels, and there it will stick—that's constipation. Let it continue, and there is nothing bad that it will not lead to. Nine-tenths of all human sickness is due to constipation. Some of the simplest symptoms are coated tongue and foul breath, dizziness, heartburn, flatulence, sallowness, distress after eating, headaches and lassitude. A little thing will cause constipation, and a little thing will relieve it. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are a certain cure for constipation. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules, mild and natural 11 their action. There is nothing injurious about them. You can take them just as freely as you take your food. There is no danger that you will become a slave to their use. They will cure you and then you can stop taking them. Send for free sample package of from 4 to 7 doses. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.

A OREAT BOOK FREE.

Over 680,000 copies of Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser have been sold at the regular price, $1.50. The profits on this immense sale have been used in printing a new edition of 500,000 copies, bound in strong paper covers, which is to be given away absolutely free. A copy will be sent to any address on receipt of 21 one-cent stamps to cover cost of mailing only.

Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.

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Furniture and Queen sware.

HOWARD NICHOLSON.^^.

"We have enlarged our stc.s?ss: Queensware and made some changes in our store. We now have the most complete line of Queensware in Crawfordsville. To our stock of Furniture we are adding new styles every day and our lines are very large. Remember we sell stoves.

Barn hill, Hornaday, Pickett

Cheapest Grocery House in Crawfordsville.

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Comes only once a year to the tiller of the soiL The Malt'and Hops ate then made into that delightful beverage—beer.

Indianapolis and Lafayette Beers are Hie Best.

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