Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 21 March 1896 — Page 3

yro* V.SJtmT*al of Iftdlcin* TnL W. H. Feeke, who makes a specialty of

Bpitepsy, has without doubt treated and cured more cases than any living Physician his I success is astonishing1.

Cured!

V«"e have heard of cases of 20 years' standing —i cured by him. He publishes a valuable work on this disease, which he sends

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11 a

large bot­

tle of his absolute cure, free to any sufferers who may send their P. O. and Express address. We advise any one -wishing a euro »o address £rot.W»&7ZSKE, F.ACedarSt., Hew Tor*

A Physician's Storj.,

"PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYbbLF." THE ADAGE APPLIED.

Porter cf Kentucky Tell* How It WH DOllt'. (from the ML Sterling, Ky., OazitU.)

In the mountains of Eastern Kentucky livt'K lr. C. II. Porte^ who for 47 y*ui.- litis miiiiftereri to the fi. iu the counties of Rowan mid Morgan, ui.il has during tliut time sufl'cml more than tui.ny of the patitnts on wlioin he called. '.van at last cured, and his cure was so stunting and miruculoui that it was soon tlie Xiilk of the the uiuuutains, 11.lid finally reaelied the Bluegr :wi. A reporter of the Gazelle concluded to investigate in the interest of uifl'ering humanity, and to his question tbc doctor replied

Twenty year* ago, while living in Morgan county and practicing my profession, 1 End a terrible nervous slit ok ihat completely prostrated me, and from ihat time u-til a few months ago 1 Euflcred untold i'gony, and in fuel never knew a we'l day. 1 tiieo evervtliing in 1 he way of medic ne tliat 1 knew and consulted other physicians for miles around, but 1 found no relief, and I resigned myself to the inevitable and awaited tne end. A few months ago niy sou saw an account in your paper of a new medicine called Dr. Williams' l'ink Pills unci wanted me to try it. 1 told him thev would dome uo good," but after taking a

few

I!OM 1 felt

better, and again hope revived in my breast. I continued taking the pills, and continued to improve, and now I believe 1 Lave finally recovered. That is about all of the story. I believe Pink Pills saved my life, and I never fail to recommend them in my practice. In fact, 1 can tell you of a man that you will psss on your road home who has been almost completely cured of rheumatism after vears of suffering, Mr. S. G. Bailey, is his name and you can stop and •ee him."

After thanking Dr. Porter the Gasette man •tarted for Mr. Pailey's residence. Be wu found on his farm cutting some trees down. In reply to our inquiry, Mr. Bailey said:

Yes, Dr. Porter told you the truth. 1 suffered for years with Hieumatisra. and was only able to leave my room in gooa weather, and then was not able to do any work. 1 was urged by Dr. Porter to try Pink Pills, for several weeks I positively refused. He finally overcame my prejudices, however, and am glad of it, for you can see yourself whut JJink Pills have done for me. Come to the house, and I will show you my cratch and cane which Pink Pi!If Lave enabled me to lay aside. I have also been giving these pills to a neighbor* child, which has scrofula, and it is improving right along." The address of all the gentlemen referred to is, Elliottsville, Rowan County, Kentucky, and anyone can have these statements verified by writingto vliem.

Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain all the dements necessary to give "Tiew life and riehncss t* the blood and restore shuttered nerves. Thef are for sale by all druggist*, or may be had by mail from Dr. Williams' Xadicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y., foi 90 cents per box, or *ix boxes for $2.50.

WE HAVE

Seven Farms for Bile, from 2to 160 acres. Two splendid pieces of property in Englewood.

Eifteen Houses and Lots in the city from $500 to $4,000. Houbes to rent. 1

Money to Loan!

"Will write Life. Accident and Fire Insurance.

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No. 307 South Green St.

60 South at Half Rates-

Tickota on sale as below, at on& fare for Uie round tilp plus {2.06 via the great Queen «fc CroBcent Route. Round crip tickets will be un sale (rem all points Norta ta all points South on the Queen & Crescent Route and A U, 8. R. R, south of Somerset, Ky., In Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Arizona, and to'polnts east of and Including Charlotte and Salisbury in North Carolina, March 10th, 1696.

Ticket* are also sold on this date te points on the llebile A Ohio R. south of Meridian, (except Mobile, Ala.) and to points In Georgia on the G. 8. A F. and Central of Ga. R. R's.

Tickets are good for 30 dayB to return. Stop Overs will he allowed under certain [condltioaH on tickets except to Carolina points. Ask ageats In

legard

to stop-avers and return

limits. One Way Settlers' .Tickets Hre on sale via tlis tjuoen fc Crescent Route, en the first Tuesday in each month to Somerset, Ky., and all poiutH south thereof in the state of Kentucky also to all points in Alabama, Georgia, Florida. North and South Carolina, Teunessoo. Mississippi and Louisiana, located eaBt of the Mississippi River.

Information in regard to schedules, rates, the securing of tickets, choice of routes, clieck lag of baggage, etc., cheerfully glvon upon application to the understand: Chas. W. Zeli, D. P. A., 4th & Uace, Clnclnnat, Ohio. W. A. Heckler, N. P. A., Ill Adams St., Chicago, .Illiiieis.

U. A. Baird. T. P. A-, cor. Woodward A .Jefferson Av, Detroit, MUh. W. W. Dunnavant, T. P. A., Cleveland. O. W. W. Brooks, C. T. A., 4th and Kace, Cinclnnail. Ohio. W. W. .Tones, Immigration Agt, Port Huron, Mich. W. C. RINEAKBON, Gen'L Pase'r Agt., Cincinnati, Ohio. 8-w.

City property for sal c. Co.,118 W. Main St.

U. A.MillerJt

Taken in Time

Hood's Snrsupurilla lian achieved great Bucoeee wardinc 'tl oit-kneBB which, if allowed to progress would have undermined the whole sypteiij and givt^n disease a strong foothold to cause much Buffering and evua threaten death. Hond'p Sarsaparilla iiae done all this and even more. It has been taken in thousands of cases which were thought to be incurable, and after a fair trial has effected wonderful cures, bringing health, strength and joy to the afflicted. Another important point about Hood's Sareaparilla is that its cures are permanent. because they Btart from the solid foundation of pari lied, vitalized and enriched blood. But it is not what wo say but what Hood's Sarsaparilla does that tells the story.

Naptha is being introduced as fuel on the Russian railways, and there is every prospect of its becoming general. The cost of altering eacl. locomotive to suit the new requirements is 8330.

The man who eatB because he is hungry is, th-JB far, on a"level with the brutes. The man who Btops eating the moment his hunger is appeaBed is the wise man. Nature needs no more food than Bhe calls for. Continued excess brings about indigestion or dyspepsia, with loss of flesh, strength, sleep, ambition and mental power and an accumulation of aches, pains and many dangerouB local maladies.

The stomach now can do nothing aiooe. We must appeal to some artificially digested food which can also di gest other foods. That iB to say, wt must use the Shaker Digestive Cordial. The effect is prompt and cheering. The chronic pain and distress ceases. Appetite presently revives, Flesh and rigor gradually come back, and the sufferer recovers. But he must be careful in future. A trial bottle for 10 cents.

Laxol ia the best medicine for children. Doctore recommend it in place of Ca6tor Oil.

In Paris, at the foot of all ateep inclines, are found members of the Wheelpushere' Guild, who, for a email consideration, push the rider's machine to the summit.

ffben Baby was sick, we gave her Cartoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, Ae clung to Caatoria. When die bad Children, abe rave them Castorfa.

The flowers of the pumpkin are cooked and eaten by some of the tribes of the American IndiaRB, especially by the Aztecs, by whom they were highly esteemed.

Results Tell the Story.

A vast

maBB

of direct, unimpeachable

testimony proveB beyond any possibility of doubt that Hood'sSarsaparilla actually doeB perfectly and permanently cure diseases caused by impure blood. Its record of cures iB unequaled and these cures have often been accomplished after all other preparations had failed.

Hood's Hille cure all liver ills, biilioueness, jaundice, indigestion, sick headache.

The Houeatonic river was never BO low as at the present time, and 3,(KX) people have been thrown out of work at Sheldon, Conn., ae a result.

For Men of Society.

What is the use of dressing up to pay a call when that cough makes you a burden to yourself and a nuisance to your friends? Take something for it. There ia nothing ae good ae a twentylive cent bottle of Ely's Pineola Balsam, which is soothing to the throat' and beneficial in all diseases of the throat and lungs. It will relieve the cough at once and in a few days you will almost forget that you have had a cough.

It iB estimated that there iB 750,000 bushelB of coal in the Monongahela river pool, near Charleroi, awaiting a rise in the river.

The Booner you begin to light the fire, the more easily it may be extinguished. The sooner you begin taking Ayer'e Sarsaparilla for yotfr blood disease, the easier will be the cure. In both cases delay is dangerous, if not fatal. Be sure you get Ayer'e and no other.

After a Brewer (Me.) man had bum a house for hiB lady love, she didn't like the place, and now th9 engagement 16 off.

Two Lives 8aved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction City, 111., was told by her doctors she had consumption and that there was no hope for her, but two bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery completely cured her and she says it saved her life. Mr. Thos. Eggers, 139 Florida St., San Francisco, suffered from a dreadful cold, approaching Consumption, tried without, result everything else then bought one bottle of Dr King's New Discovery and in two weeks was cured. He is naturally thankful. It is such results, of whltjh' these are samples, that prove the wonderful efficacy of this medicine in coughB and colds. Free trial bottles Nye &

Booe's

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store.

size 50c. and 11.00.

Regular

A KrenchArt Departure.

The firm note of sincere dissent was struck by Gericault when he sent hie "Raft of the Modnsa" to the Salon of 1819. Gros, indeed, had in some of his Napoleonic pictures shown an inclination to express natural passion, bnt had not pursued it far, so this picture of Gericault'H really marks a turning point in Fromh art. The intenso feeling embodied in it forms a wonderful foil to the iuipast-'iveuess of David's "Sabine Women," which hangs in the same room in the Lonvre. There also reappears in it the emotional element of chiaroscuro, which had been almost banished by the classic school, and the color strike chord in complete sympathy with the tragedy of the situation. The whole incident is well conceived tbp elements of nature, the wild heaving of the sea, the lowering sky, with its bright rifts, are attuned to the mingled despair and hope of the forlorn creatnres on the raft.

A few years later Delacroix exhibited his lirt-t picture, and the battle between romanticism and those in authority began in i^rirn earnest. One can easily 'imagine the consternation, the angry wranglin:.-, the -wordy war, which the appearance of this picture stirred. The passion of tha color and the drama of the light and s'.iado, the vigorous and suggestive drawing and the full yet fluent impasto were new and startling to painters trained in a school where a convention of fcrm and a certain restricted range of emotion and subject were enforced. The classic movement inaugurated by David and continued by Ingres purged French art of the vapid trivialities in which it had sunk and set t:p higher ideal, bat it was at the expense of liberty, in whose tacred name it claimed the right to reign. It was against the cold formulism of this 6chqol that the men of 1880 had to contend.—

Blackwood's Magazine.

An All Night Scare.

Young Englishmen visiting the United States have as many absurd and amusing experiences as Americans have when in foreign countries. The Washington Star tells of an English traveler who had been assured that west of the Missouri river the entire oountry was infested with bears, some of which were so bold that they came into the towns.

He stopped iu a Kansas village, and in the evening started out for a walk. The stores were closed, but the moon was Bhining brightly. He rambled abont the place for a couple of hours, and started down the business street for the hotel. Suddenly he saw before him on the sidewalk a big bear, sitting on its haunches, with open mouth and pawB extended, awaiting his coming.

In a moment be was on top of a porch, crying for help, but no one heard him, and the bear sat and watched him. All night long he staid there, trembling for fear bruin would climb the post, bnt comforting himself with the idea that it was too small to be used by a bear.

At daybreak some men came along, and one of them wheeled the bear back to the doorway with the remark, "I wonder who put that 6ign in the middle of the walk."

The tourist descended from the porch without detection, and had he not subsequently enjoyed the story so much that he told it himself it would never have been known.

Fof Horn*.

In a communication to the French Academy of Sciences an explanation is given of Bome of the hitherto unaccountable phenomena pertaining to gor horns. It lias been found iu regard to aconEtic signals, or sirens, that they are surrounded by a neutral zone in which the Bound is not heard at. the sea level—a zone more or less distant, according to the height of the KIIHU on the coast— and it has a mean width of about 8,400 feet. On the nearer side of this zone the sound is of courwe heard perfectly, but when it is traversed the *ound weakens gradually until it becomes scarcely perceptible, when it increases again, and, on the zone being left behind, the sound resumes its full intensity. Experiments have been made on this line with a steam vessel, by causing it to approach or recede from a lightship in different directions and in a straight line. In each course, aocording to the account published, the sound was deadened almost completely in a zone whose oentral line was about 16,000 feet from the siren.

Sound sod Electricity.

A curious circumstance illustrating the difference in speed between sound, which travels through the air, and electricity, through wire as its guide and conductor, occurred in California. A certain powder works blew up in a town while a railway telegraph operator was telegraphing to another in a neighboring town. At the instant of the occurrence be telegraphed the newB to the operator, wbo, 60 seconds aftarward, heard the report of the explosion. He k» ew it had ocourred by wire just one liiinute before he heard the report. Sound travels at about the rate of 1,140 feet per second, while electricity accomplished 186,000 miles in the same short period of time.

Thonfbt off It HcriclL

A friend of the Saunterer lias a decidedly original little daughter. One day the teacher discovered her in hand to hand combat with a child of her own age. "Don't you know yon are doing very wrong?" said the teacher rebukingly, "and that such evil actions are caused by the promptings of the devil?" "Well," was her answer, "maybe the devil did tell me to pull her hair, but I thought of spitting in her face all myself."—Boston Budget.

What lie Wanted.

in the midBt of a stormy discussion a gentleman rose to settle the matter in. dispute. Waving his hand majestically he began, "Gentlemen, all I want ia tommon sense.'' "Exactly," interrupted another. "That is precisely what yon do want. —London Tit-Bits.

Mm. laham of 1068.

Mrs. Is-ham suffered from an eruption on the skin, for which Sir Ralph Verney sends her a homemade lotion, with the following directions (March 22, 1GSS): "Apply thin to your face every night after you are in bed. Let. it lie on all niglit, and wipe it, gently off in the morning with a piece of store new Black Cloth, but wash not your face. If you see noe company for a day or two, or three, it iR better, for then you may lay it on l'resh in the morning, and let it continue on all day and wipe it gently off at night againe with the Black cloatli. I had almost forgot to tell you, you must not lay it on cleare, but shake it very well togeather, till tin as thick as caudle, then power out a little qnk-niy into thi china box, and, lying on your back, take a piece of epungu, pat ituppon your Face thick and thin togeather. If yon like it you may have as much of it an yon please at a Weekes Warniug."

When it arrives, she is too busy with her husband's ailments to attend to her own. "If my dear Panny is well, I shall Boone make use of itt. I doe but thinke with my Blake fase and the Blake cloth what a Blakomor I shall be." Blindness had perchance its compensations for her husband.—Longman's Magazine.

Hwctt Anburn.

Of the many sights of Auburn that were familiar to Goldsmith's eyes, only few remain. The "busy laill" is still there, but idle now for many a year, and overgrown with tangled weeds. Close by, too, is the "glassy brook," more true to its name than would be imagined from the poem, so perfoct is its reflection of hedge and sky. A mile or seaway a "decent church" tops the hill, occupying the same site and donbtless perpetuating the outward image of the building in which the boy Oliver often listened to the sermons of the vicar of Wakefield. Not far distant, on the summit of a modest hill that rises from the roadside, stands a rndely built circular etone pillar, which is said to mark the exact center of Ireland. The wayfarer in these parts cannot resist the thought that in the near future, when Ireland gets its share of those who travel in search alike of the beautiful and the shrines of the great, this Goldsmith country will become indeed the center of the Green

IEIO.—New

England Magazine.

The Typical American.

In democratic America the mass of people have been taught to consider formality of any kind, if not positively sinful, at least absnrd. The typical American despises ceremony. He wants to go without his coat even at the dining table sometimes. He puts his hands in his trousers' pockets, picks his teeth in publio and trims his nails in churoh. His daughter goes about the house in the morning in a Mother Hubbard, with her hair in curl papers. She chews gum on the streets and on summer evenings hangs over the front, gate with one of the boys until long after her father and mother have retired. The duration of the young man's call is the one joke that no weekly i-.owic paper would go to press without, and there is more truth than humor in the joke.—Womankind.

Fitfa tercum.

In 180S Pitt called a meeting of the British militia colonels to consider his additional force bill. Some objected to the clause which called them out under all circumstanoeB and argued that this should not be "except in case of actual invasion." "Then," Baid Pitt, "it would be too late." Presently they came to another clause, when the same objectors insisted on the militia not being liable to be sent out of the kingdom. "Excej.t, 1 suppose," said Pitt, with cruel .sarcasm, "in case of actual invasion.'.'

fiberia.

A graphic idea of the immense size of Siberia may be gleaned from t.hefollowii.comparison: All of the states, kingdoms, principalities, empires, etc., of Europe (exoept Russia), and all the United States, including Alaska, could be placed Bide by side in Siberia, and yet bnt little more than cover that immense country.

"'Who docf not know women and young girls who are continually in tears? Who always see the dark side? Who have frequent fits of-melancholy without any .apparent cause? But there is a cause.' It is to be found by the in­

telligent physiciap in some derangement of the complicated and delicate feminine organs of generation. The woman who half understands herself, feels that she cannot always be complaining she' cannot always have the doctor in the house. The young girl suffers, bodily and mentally, in silence. The trouble (usually comes so gradually it is attributed .to some outsicte cause. There is' undue weariness, unexpected pain, unreasonable tears and fits of temper. All these symptoms are simplv protests of the silent, long-suffering nerves. The trouble shows in dark circles below the eyes, a downward -curve of the mouth, a sallow, brownish-yellow neck.

Unregarded, the trouble grows. A few years of tortured invalidism, probably insanity, before merciful death comes. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the fruit of years of study. It is the product of an investigating mind united with a generous nature. When an intelligent person gives years of study to a subject there must be some good result. The "Favorite Prescription" is a compound of extracts of herbs that makes a strengthening, soothing medicine. It acts directly upon the distinctly feminine organs. It stops drains from lining membranes by heaTing diseased parts, thereby curing also the inflammation that is always present. 1 was in a critical condition. Often I was in icspair. I txpcricnccd a great improvement by taking one bolUe of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. 1 have taken six bottles, and 1 am lure that it will not only cure ulceration but all Uncases of females." Yours truly,

VVW&t, Virginia.

IHIRTY yearn o.

millions

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Ike world, has ever ka

child'* medicine.

Ca^toria prevent* vomiting Sonr Card.

Caatoria enrea Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic.

Caatoria rellevea Teething Tronblea.

Caatoria onrea Constipation and Flatnlency.

Caatoria nentraliaoa the effecta of carhonio acid gaa or polaonona ai^

Caatoria dooa not contain morphine, opinm, or other narcotic property.

Caatoria aaaimilatea the food, regulates the atomach and howela,

giving healthy and natural aleep.

Caatoria ia pnt up in oaa*tb hottlea only. It la not aold in tnlt,

PonH allow any one to a ell yon anything elae on the plea or promlae

that It ia jnat aa good and will anawer every purpoae."

See that yon get PA-S-T-O-R-I-A.

The fac"aimlle aignatnre of

Children Cry for Pitcher's Castorla.

Read This Advertisement!

If you are in need of Groceries you will never have a chance to bur at such Low Prices. We will sell you Flour at the following low prices: 50 lbs Pride of "^joria 90c 25 45c 50 Wonder, all Spring Wheat $1.00 25 50 50 Big A Flour 75c 25 40c

All Package Coffee 20c One lb Good Baking Powder lOc One lb Rice 5c

The above are only a few items we mention as we haven't the upacs.

Furniture jd Queen sware.

We have enlarged our sti. .. Queensware and made some chaagei in our store. We now have the most complete line of Queeosware ia Crawfordsville. To our Btock of Furniture we are adding new styles every day and our lines are very large. Remember we sell stoves.

Barnhi]l,Hornaday, Pickett

Cheapest Grocery House in Crawfordsville.

Remember the Place.

HOWARD NICHOLSON.-^

Comes only once a year to the tiller of the soil. The Malt^and Hops are then made into tka* delightful beverage—beer.

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nictly for Infanta and Children.

"ti:vmloai. Children like lt» It

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something which i* nV.olutely safe md practically perfect aa a

Caatorln destroys Worm*.

Caatoria allay a reveriahnea*.

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