Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 29 February 1896 — Page 4

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la what gives Hood's Sarsaparilla its great popularity, its constantly increasing sales, and enables it to accomplish its wonderful and unequalled cures. The combination, proportion and process used in preparing Hood's Sarsaparilla are unknown to other medicines, and make Hood's Sarsaparilla

Peculiar to Itself

It cures a wide range of diseases because of its power as a blood purifier. It acts directly and positively upon the blood, and the blood reaches every nook and corner of the human system. Thus all the nerves, muscles, bones and tissues come under the beneficent influence of

Hood's

Sarsaparilla

Tlie One Trite Hlood 1'unlier. $1 six for $5.

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flood S HlllS take,easy toopcrak'. 'ite.

LOCAL NEW

Commissioners' court convenes on Monday. Several casoa of grip are reported in town this week.

Cooley & Hamilton's stock sale will beheld March 27 and 28. A plumbing shop is being opened on west Main street by Daniel Picket.

The February term of court closed on Wednesday. The March term begins on Monday.

Over 700 insurance polices have been issued by the Ben Hur organization during the past month.

The condition of Mrs. M. D. Manson is somewhat, improved this week, and hopes of her recovery aro now entertained.

Voris & Cox open their bicycle goods next week in tho room on east Main street, lately occupied by the "Racket Store."

Mr. P. C. Somerviile attended gthe funeral of his mother on Wednesday last ut Pendloton, Madison county. Her ago was 81 years.

Tho monthly meeting for reviewing •the papers of teachers applying for license will bo held at the Central school building to-day.

Remember the minstro! performance at Music Hall next Wednesday evening by local talent- Two hours of fun, of tho genuino article, is promised.

A splendid wook has this been for the molaBtes and maple sugar makers, and jugs filled with tho swoot in largo]numbors will bo brought to town to day.

Immense quantities of stone aro being dumped at the "fill" north ofJtheJMonon depot for tho foundation for an extra track soon to bo extended across it.

The motion for a now trial in the case, of

ROBS

Cahoon vs. Jos. Fisher, was

argued before Juci-zo Rabb on Wednesday. The court over ruled tho motion. Dr. Griffith, of this city, and Wesley Grant, of Ladoga, were tho Montgomery county delegat to the State prohibition convention at Indianapolis this week.

Hon. John A. Pock, for 25 years a leading attorney of Boone county, died at hiu home in Zionsville Tuesday morning. lie was prominent in G. A. R. circles.

Am Jones will take temporary charge of the Aveline House at Fort Wayne, while his father, W. D. Jones, will sojourn hero in control of tho Robbins for a short time. "The Doctor" was presented at Music Hall Thursday night, and gave a very Creditable ontertainmont. "Trilby" is the next attraction outsido of tho Cake Walk and Utopia.

Amos UcCalip, formerly foreman of the Times, but later of the Attica Democrat, has accepted the foremanship of the GreeDcastle Democrat, and will move with his wife to that place.

Tho agent for the machinery to bo used in the ice plant, who is here for the purpose of putting it in operation, injured the knee of his right leg this week in jumping from a train near the .junction.

Each county auditor of the state will, ••by the direction of Senators Voorhees and Turpio, receive free the latest map of the United States. These maps are to be hung in the offices for the benefit of 'the public,

DePauw students celebrated their ora'torical victory over I. U. by having a .mock funeral. Bolted all the classes,

Tuesday, to join tha prosession by pall•bearers carrying a coffin on which were ^the letters I. U. Dirges were playod and bells were tolled.

James Wilson, editor of the sensational Indianapolis People, who was recently sentenced to two years in the penitentw ary and fined $200 for sending obecone literature through the mails, has been granted a supersedeas and is now out of the "pen" on a $3,000 bond, The case has been taken to the United States supreme court, and as that court is not likely to reach the cam for over a year he will have his liberty that long any way.

Man'* Best Friend.

"Hev dog, miss?" says Bob Jakin wisely. "They'rebetter friends nor any Christian. Lor, it's a fine thing to hev a dumb bruto fond on you it'll stick to you, and make no jaw.'' Georgo Eliot, wise as ehe was, never wrote anything wiser, and her wisdom is still in fashion, even in these fin de siecle days. What does Jeronin say? And tho chronicler of Montmorency may be supposed to know of what lio was talking: "They are much superior to human beings as companions. They do not quarrel or argno with you. They never talk about themselves, but listen to you whilo you talk about yourself, and keep up an nppearanco of boing interested in tho conversation. Thoy never make stupid romarks. Tliey never observe to Miss

Brown across a dinner tablo that tliey always understood sho was very sweet on Mr. Jones (who has just married Miss Robinson). They never mistake your wife's cousin for her husband, and fuiicy that' yi.u aro tho father-in-law. And thi'v rover r:?k a young author with 14 ir:u',t'ilie.s. Hi comedies, 7 farces and a couple of burlesques in his desk why ho doesn't writn a play. They never say unkind things. They never tell us of our faults, 'merely for our own good.' They do not, at inconvenient moments, in'ldly remind us of our past follies and mistakes." Gentleman's ,MagK7.in.

Kun For Itank Clerks.

A London merchant has a portrait of himself cneraved on his checks so that when he pays a bill his creditor has tho satisfaction if gazing upon the counterfeit presentment of tho payer." These checks go to different towns and pass through various banks and clearing houses.

When tho gentleman who thus advertises himself has his deposit book settled at the end of the month and gets back his canceled checks, it is a question whether he is pleasod or vexed.

The portrait on each and every check is ornamented in a manner that is, to say the least, startling, and the more banks the check has passed the greater tho change.

The first clerk through whose hands the paper passes wi 11 adorn tho picture with a liorco mustache, tho next will add a board, tho next a pair of goggles, and tho next may change tho aquiline noso to a retrousse.

All the changcs capable of being made are rung, and by the time the chock gets back tho self advertiser doesn't

Calling a Do(f by Telephone. An intelligent hunting dog who had strayed away was found in Now Hartford, Conn., recently, and the fSftder notified tho dog's owner in Winsted. The New Hartford man called up the owner by telephono to arrange for returning the dog, and whilo talking asked the owner tho dog's name. "Hold him up to the tolephono," was the reply. The part of the instrument was put against the dog's tr, and tho owner called, "Dash.'' Tho dog recognized tho voice, and set up a barking which showed his joy.—Boston Herald.

Ilefore and After.

Ho (beforo marriage)—Some of your angel cake, darling? It is "angel cake," I suppose, because an angel made it, isn't it, swootheart?

He (after marriago)—Umph I Angel oakel You call it that, I suppose, because it's soKgy enough to mako a lot of people into angeL if they were fools enough to eat it I—Somervillo Journal.

•fait,

Stand close to a high fence and try to leap over. You fail. Walk back a few steps, get a good start. The fence Is easily cleared. Neglect your cough, never mind your loss in weight, and when consumption faces you, your strength may not be sufficient to carry you over the dangerline. If you could only go back a few weeks and make a good start, you might win.

Sc6tS6irvul&ioru

of Cod-liver Oil, with Hypophosphites, Is for you even if you are only a little thin.

SCOTT'S ErtULSION has been endorsed by the medical profession for twenty years. (.Ask jour doctor.) Thi« is because it is always palatable—always uniform—always contains the purest Nor* awan Cod-liver Oil sttd ffypopbostbiUt, up In 50 cent and 1.00 sizes. The small size may bo enough to curt your cough or help your baby.

The Labor of getting 81095 Meals

confronts some one in every home cach year. Whoever the (ft work devolves upon should know about

MINCE MEAT

^5?' 11's a lnbor-savcr—a womn11-K.1v-lj) or. Without tho IOIIK i"ui wcuryitiK peel Inc. chopping, hoiilnir,

w.

I

KeeilinK ami mixing, ft woman can quiekiv make mince iie, trait, piul-

^H'UCATION FOlt

recog-

ni/.o his own photograph.—London TitBits.

His First Trousers*

Thero is an old and truo saying to the effect that a little hoy's first pair of trousers always lit if tho pockets are deepenough. That this and similar truisms do not exaggerate tho degree of love entertained by youth for its first wee trousorlets was well evidenced by the remark of a Franklinville youngster who had recently attained to the dignity of "real pants." After exhibiting them to a large circle of envying acquaintances and friends he returned to his fond mamma with tho question, "Say, ma, do angels wear 'em?" Ho Was gontly assured that tradition and Biblical history bore out no such wild enpposition. "Oh, well," Freddie replied, brightoniug up after a resulting fit of abstraction, "I guess wo don't all have to'go to heaven, do we?"—Philadelphia Call.

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ding, or fruit enko that will hutiieile- la light of her household. Since None SiK'h is sold everywhere there is no more needof innkinRyourowii iiuira1 meat than of making: your own yeast.

Try 0110 package—10 cents. Tako no substitutes. J. Senl TOUT adtlrt'sn, nMulnc llii* paper. l'«'3 we will you free a book, ''Mrs. Top-

Atkins' Thanksjtlrinjc, byoneofthemoitt \:piilar humorous writer* of the day

MEKUELl,.KOULE CO., bjracu»e« N. Y.

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l.IrKNSK.

Notice Is horoby given to tlio cltizous of l?ai»u tnwuHli'p, Munlcomt'ry County, lutiimia, that 1 John 15. Kiii r, tho uiutersUuod, a white mnln inhabitant of the ~tat» of ludiaim,ami now and for more than ninety I'.Wi (lavs time prior to tho (into of tills* not loo ot applii'Htion, roatiauous resident of said Townshiii uml tor more than ninety (9 days timq prior to the duto of app ication horoot, a continuous resident of said Township, County and State, and .wr tho ago of twenty-ono 1*J 1) years, ami a tit person to be intrusted with a lieense to sell intoxicating liquors, will npply at tile regular 'larch ssion, 181X1, of tho Hoard of Commissioners of said County, commencing on tho second day of March, lsyii. tor a license to sell all kinds ot Spirituous, vinous, mail and other intoxicating iii|Uors ill a less quantity than a quart at a time, and allow the same to be drank on tho premises wliero sold.

My place of business and tho piomises whereon and whoroin 'aid liquors are to bo sold and drank aro situated and specifically described as follows: A part ot tho east halt of tho southeast quarter of section thirty (30). in township nineteen, 1!) north, »f raugo four (41 west, in Montgomery County, Indiana and described ly meets and bounds as follows, K:\vit: Commencing for beginn iig point three hundred and three (103i feet and nine C.i] inches east -t a point on the west, line of !-4id rast half one thousand, seven hundred an sixty-live (l.Tlij) teet south of tho northwest corner of said east halt (said distance of feet Is measurod on the west hue of said east halt from said northwest corner): running thence south th'.rty-soveu mid one-half fl?V) degrees east eighteen (1S feet and three (.11 inches thenco north fiftytwo and one-half (M'2) degrees east forty-two (14? feet and four l^i inches fhouco north thirty-seven and ono-half (37!«i) degrees west eighteen (lflt feet und three (li inches thenco sooth llitv-two and one-half decrees west forty-two IS) feet ami four Ml inches to tho place of beginnim:, in llie only front and ground-door room of the only twostory frame building situated on said premises, the dimensions of said room being sovenieen (17) feet and three (8) inches wide, fourteen (1 11 feet and six (B) inches deop, and ten (10) feet from lloor to ceiling, with window two (SI feet and six inches wideband six ili) foot and six (6) inches high and about four (41 foot from ground said window, room and premises fronting on the public highway runuiug in a northerly direction from the city of Crawfordsville in said county and known as the Lafayotte piko.

And 1 shall also stato in my said application that I dosire to carry on in tho same room above described other and different buslnessesas follows: Hunuingono 11 pool table, tho sale of cider, pop, ginger ale, mineral water, and all kinds of soft drink* and liquors sold and used as beverages,cigarottes, tobacco and ck'ars.

February 8, lHJ'S.

JOIINC. j. KUKlt.

XA7 ANTED: Several trustworthy gontlemen or ladies to travel in Indiana for established, reliable house. .Salary $780 and expenses Steady position. Knclose reference and self addressed stamped envelope. Tho Dominion Company, third noor, Oxiaiia iiidg Chicago, Ili.

Matters According to the l'entatenclu There in no mention of mules in tho Pentateuch. Such brooding was contrary to the law, but tho Assyrian sculptures, in later times, give llgures of mulen, and thoy are noticed in later books of tho Biblo (Ezekiel xxvii, 11 Zechariah xiv, 15). Nor aro domestic fowls noticed, though known in Palestine in the time of Christ and represented on cylinders of tho Persian period. There is no mention of tho citron, which is native to Media, but which was only known in the Persian period in Palestine. Cotton (Esther i, 0) and silk (Ezekiel xvi, 10) are aliko unnoticed in the Torah, bnt occur in later books, while flax, ono of tho most ancient materials in Asia and in Europo, is so noticed. Tho cochineal insect ("crimson," Isaiah i, 18) may early have supplied a dye, for it is found on the loaves of the Syrian oak, and the purple dye from tho galbanniu or operculum of tho shellfish used at Tyre may date back to any ago, since it

la found all along the Palestine coast, aa are tho yellow croons or saffron and the orange colored henna and kohel for blackening the eyes.

The Hebrews do not appear to have nsed horses before the time of Solomon, bnt the Canaanites had horses and chariots, which are noticed monumentally between 1700 and 1400 B. C., as well aa later. The Egyptians also had chariota long beforo the Exodus. Trading oaravaas, ouch as led Joseph to Egypt, are noticed in the fifteenth century B. C., in Palestino, and ships on tho Syrian coast as early as 1000 B. C. —Scottish Review.

Otto Feudner has been buying lotrerv tickets for years and has never won so much as an approximation prize. He oonolnded that he would havo to get a mascot, so on the advice of a colored friend he set a box trap out in tho cemetery to catch a gruveyard rabbit.

Feudner oaught a great big fellow tho first night and put him in a big dry goods box. It was the day beforo tho drawing, so t" ma'-o sure that the mascot vuuid work all right Feudner put $26 worth of tickets in tho box with tho rabbit. After tho drawing he went to see what he had won.

The mascot had worked. It had eaten np all tho lottery tickets.—San Francisco Post.

Unidentified Rlvern.

The first ri vors mentioned in authentic history are alluded to in Genesis. They aro the Pison, tho Gihon, the Hiddekel and the Euphrates, which are eaid to have flowed from the garden of Eden. Various attempts have been made to Identify these streams, bnt no agreement has been reached among the authorities •ave in the case of th^ last.

Huxley's Wife.

Wliou the Rattlrsnn! was in Sydney harbor, the unicer.s wero invited to a ball, and young Huxley among tho number. Thero for iho P.r.st time he met his future wife, whoso parents resided at Sydnoy. A few dnys after they were engaged, and tho ship sailed for tho Tower straits to complete the survey of the north coast of Australia, all communication being cut off for months at a time, and tlion sho returned direot to England. After that, brief acquaintance (not, I believe, longer than a fortnight) it was seven years before the lovers saw ono another. At tho ond of this timo, on Huxley's appointment to the School of Minos, he was in a position to claim his brido and welcome her to their first home in St. John's Wood. He often used to say that to engage the affections of a young girl undor theso circumstances, knowing that he would have to leave lior for an indefinite time, and with only tho remotest prospect of over marrying, was an act most strongly to ba reprobated, and ho often held it out as a warning to his children never to do anything.of tho kind, and yet thoy all married young and all happily.

Huxley's lovo at first sight and constancy during thoso sovi-u long years of separation worn richly rewarded, for it is impossible to imagine a pair more thoroughly suited. North Amoricau Review.

Tlio Fighting Swiss.

Tho year 1512 saw tho Swiss mercenaries at the zenith of their power, when waving Austria and Trance aliko away from Milan, thoy installed therein tho ruler of their own choice. In tho same year (hoy met the Landskuochts at the passage of tho Oglio and Ticino, and, fording the rivers stark nakod, boat them back without waiting even to dress themselves. A few months later they showed oven moro magnificent insolence when besieged by the French in Novara throwing the gates open, they bogged the enemy not to be at the pains of making a breach, but to walk straight in, "Donnez-vous done la peine d'entrer." The Frenoh made no reply, except to hammer away with their artillery, whereupon the Swiss mockingly hung the breaches with sheets as sufficient protection against so feeble a foe. Shortly after arrivod re-enforcoments from Switzerland, which, without pausing to rest more than an hour after a long and hurried march, dashed out in disorder against the encompassing troops and dispersed them with terrible loss. "If we could only reckon upon obedience in our mon," said tho Swiss leaders, "we should march through the whole of France."—Macmillan's Magazine.

Hitchcock—Wllmot.

The Anglo-Saxon suffixes "kin" and "cock" ^re used as diminutive or endearing mis of personal names, just as the Normans used tho snfflxes "et," "ot," "en" and "on." ThuBfrom Hitch, itself a diminutive of Richard, wo get the surnames Hitchkin, Hitchcock, Hitchens and Hitchison. Any common baptismal name affords a number of such variants, which became fixed as patronymics or surnames. There are, for example, at least 15 [different forms of William available for that purpose.

English forms: William, giving Williams, Williamson, MacWilliam, Fitzwilliam Will, giving Wills, Wilson: Bill, giving Bilson Willy, giving Willison.

Anglo-Saxon forms: Wilkin, giving Wilkie, Wilkins, Wilkinson Gilkin, giving Gilkinson Wilcock, giving Wilcox.

Norman forms: Guillatuiu-, giving tho surnamo Gillom Guillamot, giving Gillamot Gnillon, givingGillon

"Will be treated

Oflico Hours—9 a. m. to 8 p. m.

inil-

lot, givingGillot, Gillotaon Guill, giving Gilson, McGill Willett, giving Willet Williamot, giving Wilmot Willen, giving Willan, Willing.—New York Times.

Vegetarians Uao Fleshly Names. Vegetarian restaurants are by degrees giving up the use of such titles for their dishes as convoy the idea of a meat diet, but they still find the word "steak" indispensable. Otherwise thoir bill ox fare is much- improved and of a moro inviting character than it used to be. "Indian broth" reads well on a cold December day, and "braised onion with tomatoes" appeals to many. But what ia "vegetablo tnrkoy?"

It seems to bo rathor a confession of weakness to bo dependent on the animal world for names wherewith to invest the various preparations of vegetables, oereals and fruits. To America they owe many forms of succulent and tempting food, such as fried corn, maize with plnms and pineapple pudding made from the tinned fruit. The use of cheese, forbidden by some of the strictest followers of vegetarianism, enables the caterers to offer snob Bavory dishes as welsh rabbit, cheese fritters and custards, and the odors that are emitted are of the most savory and appetizing description. —London News.

An Error About data.

An error about cats, and a truly vulgar one, is that tbey lie on young children's breasts and auok their breath or suffocate them. Cats like to lie on the breast of a person they love, and are apt to show their happinecsi by now and then lifting their heads for a kiss or gently touching the faoe or neck above them with their paw this sort of patting or stroking a beloved cheek or thro,-it is one of tho more human habits which flogs have not. Seeing ono of our cats lying on her master's cliest when ho

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wslonn on the t=ofa, I understood

how the notion hud taken root then, too, cats are Insurious and fond of wartntli. ai:d ma.v sometimes sharo a ha.j^ .• cnu

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erunitj i.n- that, reason, as

dogs certainly do.—!e: :ple Bur.

Little Worth.

Harry—I cannot offer you wealth, lfari* my brains are all tho fortune I possess.

Marie—Oh, Harry, if you are as badoff aa that I'm afraid papa will nevhia consent. —Strand Magazine.

SEED-TIME

DOCTOR MENDENHALL

SF JRVICES FREE.

INDIAN NAMK

MON-GOS-YAH

(White Eftgle.)

The Great Indian Dnntm-

The Doctor will positivoly be at Crawfordsville, Ind.. FRIDAY aiul SATURDAY, February 28 and 29, and will return each month for one year.

Office p.t Sherman House.

FREE! FREE! FREE!

The sick treated free. All who apply

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, FEB. 28 AND 29

The Doctor make this liberal offer

to demonstrate his Indian Medicine in the cure of diseases. The Doctor spent twenty-one years of his life among tho Indians, there learning tho secrets of Nature's wonderful remedies contained in lioots, Barks, Gums, Buds, Berries, Leaves and Plants placed there by the Great Creator for the healing of mankind.

MARVELOUS.—Tim Doctor enn toll you all your compinintH by wimjily looking at you au4 without askiag nay i|\i.Mtioas. CONSULTATION PR UK ia nil iliHoiidi-u ot mon, womea ami children. Won-ioiful euros perfected. 1'orfect euros yuivraatood la all casus uadorlaken. Ontarrli, Tin oat. Lungs, Livor, Stomach Blood Diabases. Scrofula, Soros, Spots, i'implos, Tettor, Kcziina, Eye, Ear. Kldnnys, Bladder, l'ilos, Khoumatism, lle.irt L)isoasi, I.oat Manhood. All fomalo complaints and wnak chlldroa promptly curod.

VOUNG AND MIDDLE AGED MBN troublod with norvous dobility, loss of momory, woalcnesa of body and brain, loss of onorgv, orgauic woaknoss, kulnoy and bladdor alfoction, or onr form of special dWoasns can horo tind a speedy euro.

WRITE—Tlioifaadu euroil at home by letter. Send a lock of your b-.!r, age, weight, build. Enclose a stamp for reply and you will bo told all your coinjlaiuts by return mail. Address all letter* to

DR. CHAS.

Now Laugh

MENDENHALL,

Sit right down and laugh—have it out. Ha! Ha! and He! He! all you want to. You think it a joke on us because we got too many Heating Stoves. What if-we do sell them at one-half the regular price, its better than keeping them over until next winter, and isn't it a saving to those who buy? If you need one come and see them.

Wo also have our store full of Furniture, Carpets and Hardware, .and February ist is our invoicing timo. All the goods we can turn into cash is to our advantage and the same to you for we will make a discount on every thing in the house during the month of January.

Pay no attention to cost sales as they only show you rubish which has accumulated for years and cau't sell at any price. Our goods are all new and up-to-Lale. We lead the Furniture trade of this city and glad of it. We got it by studying the wants of the trade, keeping the stock full up. Remember this is the only house in the city who eau fit a couple out complete for house-keeping such as dishes, stoves, carpets, window shades, furniture and hardware, and by consolidating your whole purchase with us we will guarantee you a saving of io to i5 per cent, on the bill. Why can we do it? Let ua tell you. If you buy a stove from ono place, you pay them the regular profit buy a carpet from another, it is the same thing window shades the same furniture the same, and so on. With ua we make it an object for you to buy of us, because we make a reduction on the whole bill and that is what you want. Our want is your trade, so don't forget us when you want anything in our line.

Zack Mahorney & Sons.

"A HANDFUL OF DIRT MAY BE A HOUSE­

FUL OF SHAME." KEEP YOUR

HOUSE CLEAN WITH

SAPOLIO

JOPE BARRY'S WEST. END ?AtOO|(.

(DAN SULLIVAN, Bar-tender.)

You Can Always Get The Largest And Best

GLASS OF BEER

With a Hot Weinerwurst for 5 cents.

Purest Wines and Liquor*

For Medicinal Use. No. 210 West Market St.

Lock Box 35, Lafayotto, Iud.

Comes only bnce a year to the tiller of the soil. The Malt and Hops aro then made' into th&t delightful beverage—beer.

Indianapolis and Lnfaptts Beers are He Bestl

Remember the Place. The Shanty.

HOWARD NICHOLSON. ^"STEVE ALLAN

YOU KNOW US?

No 117 West Market Street