Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 16 November 1895 — Page 3

Woman's Story.

ANARRATIVE

_u lil iiUt'inK I'» of Out-Door EiciclX' UrliiK Miu-li Woe. ("Pt'Om Ihf ,^'itn.) t|1(. Iuri,'(.', pretention* brick resilience :tt cflJliitmi avenue, i" llii* e.ity, is the liomo the lieruiiit: this interrstinj,' Murv. She t*

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girl.

was

proven by the accompanying stulemeut judf I'X her. "Four years

BRO, ULIE

))r. Glassford, (1 was at that time living tScotland, Ont.,) *uid it was only a mutter of davs when I would be laid uway in the

churchvard. 111could

At tills time. 1 read, or was tnh" by wmcbodv. if thp woiri "ill cures tii.it -i being wroiisrht by Dr. illiams' l'ink I*j!Is for Pile people, and my father went ltraritforil. where he purchased a emirili of boxes from W. Wallace. I commenced taking them, and I thought for a time that they did

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m» u',H,|l, but very shortly I

An analysis of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills forl'ale people shows that they contain, in a condensed form, all the elements necestarr to give new life and richness to the bi'Kid and restore shattered nerves. Thev are jMiiifailinijspeoific forsuch diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, ncrtons headache, the after effects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female, and all diseases resulting from vitiated humors in the blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price, l.iO cents a box. or boxes for SL'./i'V— they are never sold in bulk or by the 100i bv addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schea

When In Doubt

CONSULT THE BEST,

jlliiiliii la (lie r4'iitCMi Luxury of Lile —11' Yon Winn to J'Hi! Consult

iDr.E. J. Waslh

Formerly President of the M••Ileal and SurgI i'lil s»ail of St. Anthony's Hospital, lute of (Jh•cago.

Acknowledged by all an the world's greatest luul most successful Specialist In all chronic IMill nervous diseases of both sexes. 1 I'srmanently located in Indlauapolls. Inil.

Consultation free! Prompt and permanent I cures.

ATA I! Hll, all throat and lung troubles. l)ysIj^psia, lllood and Skin Diseases as woll as all

Sections cf the Heart, Liver, Kidneys nd 1 Bladder.

MEN A jfrfect euro guaranteed in all canes ''Weakness. II'YOU A HE troubled with nervous debility, laliiuisting illsoaBes, sleeplessness, threatened J-uwinity »r any other symptoms of nervous exuniatlon, you should consult him before too ate. Helay I# fatal. Varicocele positively cured in seven days by his latest painless I Oellied. 1 KUI'Tl'HK, Piles, Fistula and llyflrocelo lc'^red by the only successful method. Strlctiy lirlvHtf and eoulldentlal I ONLY Cl'llAULE CASES TAKEN. Best of l'fier»nces and credentials I "yn can not call, wrlto! All lettsrs must be iM'lrpssed to OK. \VALSI1, INDIANAPOLIS, l^niANA. I Ofllei) -j 1-2 West Ohio Street. Piel Mock, near

Illinois street. "ours:to 13 a. m. a to p. m.: 7 tc 8 p. m. onie early. Delay is fatal.

Corn is King!

Buy a Farm while land is cheap. We have a large Dumber of Imjproved farms for sale. Some decided I targains.

City Property

[On easy terms. Also money to loan 1 at Low Interest.

lR. E.' BRYANT,

Joel Block.

WANTED—An

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OF WOMAN'S ILLS.

agent in every sec-

tiion to canvass $4.00 to $5.00 a ay tnado, soils at sight

iiIbo

la-'inntiti,

a man_ to

®!'il fttuple Goods to dealers, best aide lino S7 o00 a month, rtalury or large "uiuiiBEuon made experienco unneces!ry. Clifton Soap & Manfacturing Co.,

Ohio. 81yr.

Head the Big Store clearing ad.

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Teeth.

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know'- \t y„„ lik(l that all

ivorv

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,n,

not walk. I heeumo

weak, and regularly every night my father used to carry me up stairs to my room. I can distinctly remember mv telling him that he wouldn't have to carry mo jbout much longer, and how he said, while the tears glistened in his eyes, that he youlil he willing to do it always, if Le cotillion Iv hare ie with him.

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said, I was micli a

(craffnv, jiuny little midget, pale and ••ma(iited bv an ailment peculiar to us women, |h»t inv'father und mother gave me up to die, 'I'he local practitioner, whose mime

think

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as t'hr Mime a tm.stak. idea

Miss M»r_':irft Stenlmu^li, and lier

..ptrii'iiccs iluritiir the jiast lour years are I'^livhed Iicrc for the lirst time. "jIissSienbaujjlii.su pretty girl of about .,#'vP1trs and is to-diiv the true picture [lit iilenl. healthy, robust uud jovial Ameri-

^'a.ioniv (if falso ti'ctl,

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"'ways so, tis is

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wa]rn tllsks f()r

l,nvl".'-i! than that tlicy m-»v i)t.

mailt' DIN, false teeth.

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ilblUlV'Ilt tinth 1 ymii u-iii v" vV, inado, and J" fi,I(l the remains „f

1 1 lltuu,u1

indeed.

IJ,'h.»lie(l tooth made fruIn

",8k as liandsoine, al-

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bs as

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NOTieed

a great

ctiiinire. They began to net on my trouble, anil in the short space of six weeks I was able to walk. continued taking the pills, and in six months I was in the condition ton see me now. I fully believe that thev iiouc saved me from the grave, and you will slivuv- tin'I myself und tUe balance of our family rcadv to talk about the good Dr. U'illiauiV I'ink Pill? did forme.'1

Sivurn to and subscribed before me thii 15th iv of December, ISii.'t. L). A. I)ET.ANEY. Xolnrt/ l'ublir.

Wayne Co.. .'liehipan.

ivorv one.

A dentist oiiee came to n,e for

,rom

wllic'Jl

Houd set

Of teiuh lutein lie made for a wealthy (lieut .,f j.iN. lie was to sp ir('no expense. I'nitid him a tusk, which, heing an •]„., iaJly nood one, I sold for 'J. '"'I

l""nid, tlie usual price bein-

from ,o per pound. I all' ward ji-iii ni-cl tiiat the dentist made S.VKl out (1 that .-et «.if teeth.

O: I'lini-M' it would be impossible for dentists to sell teeth so cheaply as they do now if t|„. T-ftli were all made from elephants tusks. As a matter of fact., MO many pr ople are now wearing falso teeth that doubt if the ivory suitable for this purpose eon Id ever bo "found. 1 am told t]ut a piod many false teeth aro HOW bcino made from vegetable ivory, ivoiine, etc. If so, the jiric(f of teeth must naturally go down, and in time the toothless one will probably l.e ablo to replenish liis month for absurdly low sum. A set of teeth for $1.25," concluded the dealer, laughing, "would create a im in false teeth." —Philadelphia Times.

The Knell*)! Great lirend Kilter*. "Bread is one article of food that is cheaper in England and Scotland than in this country," said Mr. John .Stephenson of ilasgow. Mr. frtephenson and a brother eon duct bakery establisnments in (ilasgow and London, the largest, perhaps, in the world, certainly the largest in Europe. "The people on our side," he continued, "eat more bread than do the citizens of America, and not so much meat or vegetables, which are dearer in Great Britain than in this country. We make 1 wo pound loaves of square form, the weight of which must bo stamped on each loaf, and the law against lightweight brea 1 is very rigid. Every week we consume .'i.500 barrels of flour, tho biggest part of which comes from tho United States. Of kite wo have been getting a good deal of Argentino wheat, and a little from Australia. About the best wheat in the world is grown in Hungary, but of that there is no great quantity imported into England."— Washington Post.

The Lawyer's Two Clgai-H.

A down east lawyer had a tough case on hand at a recent term of court, and before it came on laid his forefinger to liis nose and evolved an idea. Tho presiding judge loved a good eigar, and the lawyer's happy thought, was to propitiate him and make him friendly to his case by treating him to tho best the market afforded. The disoiplo of Blackstone was not in the habit of smoking good cigars himself, so when he bought a 25 center to offer the court ho bought a cheroot for his own use. Armed with these, lie sauntered into the judge's room, and after a little chat passed out a cigar, asking the judge if he smoked. The court accepted gracefully, but before many whiffs were drawn the horrified lawyer discovered he had given the judgo tho cheroot and was pufling tho Havana himself. The judge politely tried to look pleased as the smoking proceeded, but, the lawyer has sinco made no attempts to bribe the court.—Lewiston Journal.

Dog Could Preach Too.

"I have a dog," said a minister who had just heard a precocious story, "who is very sagacious. One Sunday ho followed me to church and sat among the people iind watched my movements in the pulpit. "That afternoon I heard a terrible howling in my back yard, and of courso went to see what it meant. I found my dog was in a woodshed, standing on his hind legs in a dry goods box. He held down a torn almanac with one paw and gesticulated with the other, whilo ho swayed his head and liowlod to tin audience of four other dogs even more sadly than I had done in tho morning."— Boston Herald.

Marriage by Proxy.

In Holland, says a Scotch paper, marriage by proxy is allowed. This is tho so called "marriage by the glove," and is usually put, in practice by a Dutchman who is sojourning abroad and, wanting a wife, is too poor or too far off to return homo for one. In such a case he writes home to a lawyer, who selects one comf"finable to tho requirements of his client. If the gentleman approves, he nest sends the lawyer a soiled left hand glove and a power of attorney, which settles tho business. A friend marries tho woman by proxy, ""d she is thereafter promptly shipped off to her new home.

Keeping Down Competition There existed at olio timo a rn,K o. brokers at Paris who, by way of keopingdown competition, hired a numoer of pale laced ragamuffins to attend every public sale and oocupy the best places, in order to frighten away the general public. As a further precaution these mercenaries were served v\ ith on ions and garlic. Tho plan succeiadoO.--Henry Roclu-fort, "Mysteres de 1 Hotel

des Ventes.

No Trust.

"When he proposed last night ho told me ho had actually bought the ring. "Have you accepted him.'' "Not yot. Ho forgot to bring it with him. "—Town Topics.

Tin Sin of Fretting,

There is one sin which it seems to me everywhere and by everybody null' ves-timated, and quite too much overin valuations of character. It is ie s,n fretting. It is as common as air. us speech, so common that unless it rises above its usual monotone we do not even observe it. Watch anv ordinary coming together of people, and see how many minutes it wili bo before somebody fiets-that is, makes more or Jess complaining statement or something or other which probably even- one in tho room, or in tho car, or the street corner, it may be, know before, and probably nobody can help. Why say anything about, it? It is cold, it is hot, it is wet, it is dry: somebodv has broken an appointment., ill cooked a meal stupidity or bad faith somewhere has resulted in discomfort. There are plenty of things to fret about. It is simply as" tonishing how much annoyance may be found in the course of every day's*living, even at the simplest, if one only keeps a sharp eye out on that side of things. 1".ven Holy Writ says wo are pi one to double as sparks flv upward. But even to the sparks flying upward, the blackest of smoke, there is a bl"e sky above and the less time they waste on the road the ner they wili reach if. 1'letting is all time wasted oil tho road.—lleli ii Hunt.

Thf HOFM*

a Fighter.

Rttirt an ex-cowboy *'1 nover Sfivc either cows or bull a Joes attack a horse so as to amount to anything, but I want to rise right up and testify to tho wonderful fighting powers of the horso. Ho is built for more ways and kinds of fighting than any other product- of nature. He can bite, and lie can kick out behind, and he can strike with his foro legs. When lie is in action, he fights ail over. If you want to see fun, von should see wolves attack a bunch of horses on the plains. The horses get together with their heads forming the hub of awheel and their bodies forming the spokes. Then they light the wolves with their hind legs. They fill the air with wolves, and every wolf lands dead, wounded or ill. Hor.-es avoid a fight as a rule, but will go our of their way to kill a snake. Ihey jump on the snakes, clubbing their hoofs and ing them like a mallet. The only other fights they seek are with unmounted men. whom they frequently attack, or el.-e with one another, and in tho latter case they resemble a buzzsaw in action, all parts going at once."— New York fcun.

Co«t1y Music.

There is a dentist in San Francisco who is noted fur his musical tastes and his high charges. His ordinary feo is $15 per hotu'. His extraordinary feo is unknown, trome time ago a lady was in his chair and the dentist was conversing with her while her mouth was filled with lubber dams and things. Carried away by his enthusiasm whilo talking of a certain song, ho offered to sing it for her. Taking an inarticulate, rubber intercepted sound for an affirmative, lie skipped lightly to the piano, which stood in one corner of the operating room. There he toyed with Polyhymnia, tho muse of music, doubtless much to his satisfaction, and turning to his patient asked how she liked it. "Very much indeed, doctor,'" came the reply in muffled tones, "but it would have been cheaper at a concert for here it has cost me *:j. 7 Ti."—r-sin Francisco Argonaut

A City of Champagne.

Epernay, France, is a vast subterranean "city of champagne." For miles and miles there are streets hewn out of tho solid chalk, flanked with piles of champagne of all blends and qualities. There is no light in this labyrinth of streets, crossings and turnings except what the sputtering candles afford. All is dark, dank and damp, with the temperature away down about zero. Tho largest champagne manufactui ers in Epernay have underground cellars which cover 45 acres and contain 5,( 00,000 bottles of wine. There is a wholo street in Epernay lined with fine chateaux, the proprietors of which possess similar establishments. The whole town is honeycombed with these underground galleries for the manufacture and storage of champagne.—Paris Letter.

Mr. Arthur Roberts tells many a good anecdote of English music hall proprietors and performers. Says ho: "The late George Fredericks, who became proprietor of the Bedford, Camden Town, developed while there a fine soul for irony. Ho had engaged for a week a comedian who, as a performer, was too dreadful for words. After tho opening night he came down to tho bar, brimming over with pleasure. 'Well, guv'nor,' he cried, 'I think I knocked 'em 1 How do I go?' "George replied, as quietly as possible: 'Go? You go on Saturday. And he did.

A Chance For the Inventor. With the vast increase of population in our cities and larger towns, and the increase of railroad trains,steam engines and eleetiic cars, has come a vast increase of noise in our streets. We think the man or woman who can invent, and patent something easily placed over the ears of tho sick and those who want to sleep, and which shall temporarily shut out noise, may obtain a fortune and the thanks of multitudes who now suffer.— Our Dumb Animals.

A I'nlque BuKlneHH.

Borlin has a shorthand writer With a unique specialty. He attends till funerals of prominent.persons and takes down verbatim the addresses of the officiating clergyman. Then ho prepares highly ornamented copies of the addresses and sells them to the friends of tho eulogized dead,

A Universal Debt.

There is not a man living who does lot owe the world something.—Galvesson News.

Absinth.

Tio intelligent person should liavoany doubt about absinth being a dangerous, insidious and subtle liquor. Whatever temporary service it may yield,subject to medical advice, the moment that necessity ceases its further use is a cruel violation of the laws of health and is not inapt to lead to the abandonment of common decency in appearance and deportment. The practical and scientific conclusions in regard to the use of absinth are summed up briefly in tho statement that "tho evil effects of drinking absinth are very apparent. Frequent intoxication or moderate but steady tippling utterly deranges the digestive system, weakens the frame, induces horrible dreams and hallucinations and may end in paralysis or in idiocy."

Chambers says: "Absinth is a spirit flavored with the pounded leaves and flowering tops of certain species of artemisia, chiefly wormwood, together with angelica root, sweet flag root, star anise and other aroniatics. The aroniatics are macerated for about eight days in alcohol and then distilled, the result being a green colored liquor. Adulteration is largely practiced, usually with the essential oils of others herbs, but. even blue vitriol is sometimes found in so called absinth. Its effect upon either man or woman not actively engaged in manual worlr of some kind must, bo dangerous. It makes tho brain dull and unreliable. Under its effects tho merest glimpses of mental sunshine aro immediately followed by prolonged periods of dejection, hvnsiblo persons aro safest if they never touch absinth."—Brooklvn Eagle.

People Wlio Look Over Houses. ".My duty is to show intending tenants over the 'houses to let,' which appear 011 our books," said a man employed by one of the great firms of land and house agents in London. "It might surprise you to know that some people have a perfect craze for looking over houses, though they aro comfortably housed enough already and liavo 110 immediate intention of removing. I liavo shown the same couple—middle aged folks with nothing to do apparently— over scores of houses, from cottagos to mansions. "And as for 'faddy' people—well, I am tifraid that tho ladies are, in general, tho hardest to please, but then, you see, tho whole responsibility is mostly left to them. Some of them find that every house they lou!t at has somo serious drawback, and they will keep mo for hours at a time while they peer about. As a general principle the ladies want a bigger and finer house than they can afford. Often enough the gentleman who accompanies them nover says a word, but lolls about and smokes listlessly. ''—Pearson's Weekly.

Ancient Artists.

Is it known generally that works of art wero well paid for in ancient times? A German review furnished recently some particulars about that question. Polygnote of Thasos, who lived about 450 B. C., refused, it is true, any payment for his works and declared that he was sufficiently rewarded with tho title of citizen of Athens, which had been conferred on him. But such disinterestedness was seldom imitated. Thirty years later the painter Zeusis of Heracleum was called to the court of Archelaus I, king of Macedonia. Ho received for his frescoes in the palace of Pella 400 "mines," about$8,000. Hnason of Elathea paid $20,000 for a "Battle With the Persians," which I10 had ordered from Aristides, the leader of the Thebau school. Pamphilus of Sycione gave a cor.i,-:e of lectures 011 painting each pupil i" for attendance one "talent," f'l 'JOfi a year. Apelles received 20 gold "talents," about $240,000, for a poinaM of Alexander I, ordered by the en 1.. "typhosus.

Mopnr:' "*.'•/

If the gre:

1 Republic. •ia non to a monarchy tints run tho risk of ,1 a scoundrel, the to iii „.n forms of 7 L.i. a nation may b( coverned by e' 1 E~ i' l'.rd was info. ::ed that his "I !:ii( v.- u," ho ev, '.rd rees that 110r.

is that a nation being ruled 1 a grealest objic democracy .sin 1 I thus rui: ti.e 1.. .. 1 500 of si:- !i. A one day eor.f-'V t. steward n,l bed replied, "but 1 1 body el:e bs 1 .. WilS aVIll' II:..!:. beli.'ve t:. enough lii"..'i:c:. preside: tii.i c. keep all ti c. during the time of o. .jji American

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"I bad a n., v. ii'° uight," cue. 1 I. r. 1 di» 1 1 "i 1 was married t• a l.'i.n wv 1 '..• Lucie)). taK.'u 1! _«- .1. ...•! Is.,ti •Charlii p. '1 "Then la.- y'Svi-'re -i/Jn'-vt 1'. Y, a 1 one in i:s.' .*... 1. i.iui. It v.-i.t,! settle your mind lot y. 1 "Ye-yes, 1 .'5Ilk .no) hositat:n r!y ^yv'i 1. 1 be ab to ...1 1 ..o cago 1

'I., Tn-ut 11 Sprain.

Most siiccesi tul treatment is uso of hot footbaths for 15 minutes three times a day follow each bath with massage for 15 minutes, then apply snugly a rubber bandage from toes up as high as ankle and have patient walk. Ballet dancers use iliis method with such success that they are seldom incapacitated for work longer than a week.—Medical Record.

How much that the world calls selfishness is only generosity within narrow walls—a too exclusive solicitude to maintain a wife in luxury, or make one's children rich.—T. W. Higginson.

Tho Bibliothequo Nationalo of Paris the reputed largest library in the world. 30W has 1,400,000 bound books and 300,000 pamphlets.,

for

Infants

The fac-stmlle signatnre of

Do not forgot eur number—

and

Children.

OTHERS, Do You Know

I internal! Drops, Godfrey Coiiluil, miiiiy so-called Soothing Syrups, and most remcdios for children urn a,n 1 ]xisriI of opium or morphine?

Do Yon KnoxT tl'"' opium nml morphine ire sti|x-fvinK nnrcotic poisons?

Do Yon ir' mo.-,t countries ilni^'ists ure not iiermittcd to sell narcotics Without laliell, cons' Yon Tiy i,I„T you should not. i»-niiit liny medicine to lie Riven your child unless j-ou or yoi pnysicinn know oC what, it is eoiiiixi'ied

K.'ov Onstoriu is a purely vcKiital'le preparation, and 1"'

its ingredients is pjm with every bottle 1

^on Know mat Costoria Is the proscription of the famous Dr. Sanv That it has been in use for nearly thirty years, and that more Costoria is nc: o£ all other remedies for children combined

Do Yon Know that tho Patent Oillce Department of tlie United States, and of other countries, have issued exclusive right to Dr. Pitcher nml his assigns to use tho word Castoria and its formula, and that to imitate them is a state prison offense

Yotl Know that One Of the reasons fnr p-r int mi- IliWa [fftvfirniiinnf TT-^ci because Castoria had been proven to be absolutely harmless?

Yon Know that 35 average doses of Castoria are furnished for 35 cents, or one cent a dose

Yon Know that when possessed of this perfect preparation, your children may bo kept well, and that you may have unbroken rest

Wellt these things aro worth knowing. They are facts.

Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.

WHITE AND BLACK FUNERAL OARS PRICES ALWAYS REASONABLE.

1 am a!»o agent for the Hoyd Burglar Proot Uravo Vault. Office in now Bin for 1 2l3fcouth Washington ntreet. Kesidonce, 41!) south Washington stroot JOI1N 13. SWANK, Assistant.

YOU DON'T NEED BLOOMERS

W O. SMITH

FARMERS

COMPLETE LINE OF

W. B. BRICK ART DAVIS.

Brick & Davis,

(Successors to H. S. Nicholson.)

staple and Fancy groceries

-AT THE-

Lowest Market Price.

We respectfully solicit a share of the pubfic patronage/ 'Phone No. 86. Corner Main and Walnut'Streets.

Have You Seen Them Yet?

The immense Bargains in Tailor-Made, Clothing now being offered at

Ruben's Bates House Misfit Parlor,

GO West WuNlilngtoii Street, ImlinnaiioliM, Imllniui.

KING OP TAILORS AND CLOTHIERS.

What wo need is room tor our new winter stock, and tho most effectual way to gain this room Is to closo out all our light and medium-weight goods regardless of cost. So dojnot ovorlook this opportunity to buy l-'lne Tailor-Made Clothing for lops than tho actual value of tho raw material.

SEK OUK WINDOW. NOTE THESE FKJCKS. Kor$8.00 wo sell a fSO.OO Tailor-made Suit. I'or $10.00 w* will sell a J'W.Ofl Tailor-made Suit. l'or $12.50 wo will sell a $30.00 Tallor-uiado Suit.

that Paregoric,

is on every

wrapper.

HAWN HILL

(iradimtc of the United States C'olle^v* of Embalming iu Now York tho Oriental log©ot liostui). Mass. uud Clark Collego, SpriiiKttold, Ohio. Thoy are tho ihrco bout in the Cuiied State*.

Funeral: Director: and Embalmer

Evory grade of supplies kept in stonk, from the cheapost to tbo most expensive.

'When you ride in a Livery turn-out.'

Has aa nice ones as you want

Are invited to put up their teams at his barn, No. 121-122 east Market st. Telephone No. 98.

For $10.00 wo will aoll $3S.OO Tailor-made Suit. 1'auts In endless variety, from to $5 tailors'prices $8 to $12.

60 WEST WASHINGTON STREET.

Ruben's Bates House Misfit Parlor.

No charge for alterations to improve a fit.

il i!