Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 12 October 1895 — Page 7
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Fl,r-U'l wen..ii counties Has been .Mark »,ni postmaster ut I'luinmii, fV
Hill in"' lie formerly resided, uuil of ..•ill 1 '"CMieiiil.H'r well the -iit
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almost from t!ie semblance
whi'rli I|,1S
[»'»fu||y
bowed iiti head
Ti'eiirtl, I'ibored snail-like across ik's season after season, and when one Htnu'iitli it straightened to its full ,hf tliriMV away the heavy butt of cane h'for vears lia'd been its only support jtiil" helplessness, and walked erect, unhesiiatinLjly about the two cities, looked and wondered. The Btory of ft.'iiarkuble ease has become the marvel
TiW'i c"iinti's. Kxnctly as Mr. Wooded it U» a
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reporter, it is hers
fc''.! the rh"iimatisin st-irted in my 1,. and ni'ter a lin^erint illness it L'vii'Tiry i" my joints. 1 was
III arise. Inn for the past years ,|„'|,lv walk \f
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WILL BE HELD
SEPT, 18 TO DEC. 31, 1895.
pi ground triversed by rifla pits,
per which Stierman threw the first kMlinto Atlanta 31 years ai o, -he
imposition is fast taking jshape The pMeilent railway facilities 01 the pied
jiicen and
Idirti't
Crescent
p'Jte and its conuecttocs 'o Atlanta, |'-'»".her with low railway rates., will
lc the pecijile to make a dotightP^ir'ji at hut small expense. (.hieen and (/resetnt runs
•stilni!e] trains with through
^rb .v
and :airyin£ parlor, cafe vation cars from Cincinnati Atlanta. More than one
Iska-pers land ohs.
hundrek miles shortest line. Special low reduced rales to the Kxpesition.
p0 vou want to know something labout it in detail? Write to U\ A. jiieckler, N. p. A., Ill Adams-st.,
ICIiitMtrn, HI., for free information and
|priated matter.
M'. C. .P "NKAHPON, (i.
iarg''iins.
lsy
P.
A.
Cincinnati, Ohio.
|Corn is King!
a Farm while land is cheap, behave a large mumber of Im•^'''ed farms for sale. Some decided
terms. Also money to loan
at Low Interest.
|K. IS. BRYANT,
Joel Hlock.
|pn.r' has opened a Ik'hiuvood, Kas.
resturant in
Children Cry for
ditcher's Castoria*
pays to trade at the Big Store.
full of Wonder.
Mm Pat^n, ,h0 Scotch missionary's
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Biiniilo bo V!n!""r°"sly tl.o (•'•i it '••"""s'hment uf thona- j.! t,io thiti"s ,• shown tliein i,- no\V ((•,ichors
isliind° li"
of tin- best known men in
Ul
A skelefo
the aid of erutV-hes,
,nv bi"ly :i bent half toward the •mii'l. I
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'-K'st li'T"'iisary in
Ciiv, wli I was treated for six ait'l' with- the sliiihtest pond. I I irieii a sir galvanic battery, with Hun) result. 1 then went to tin- City .j,al'.,t. St. I.oitis, where the best physi. 3. reiteil ine (ineludini Drs. Ka'e uil
-bin wil'no it result,and Toameli.mie, |sj ,1,milled with pain and despondent. M.uut this time my attrition was called iLitc'rtiint "I'n leiiiarkable oure by Or. ,u/ 1*1 iik I'ills for l'ale People of te'tor ataxia, rheumatism and parul-
I ordered some of the pills as an exl- wnt. When lieirun to take them, the "...jiom had developed into a phase of •js: my leg from the thigh down was ill the'time and jould not be kept in a simrt time 1 wnsiilile to attend ifficeduties, and I oollld eiijoy HrOlind •itful night's sleep, .sone-thini 1 had „-,wn for ten vcurs. To-day am prae..and I firmly believe, permanently [vijfmy terrible and uqonizini ailment. i'kiisiiciVm ff the Far Kust ever wrought inimi'le with his wand that lr. WilL.' 1'ink I'ills did for me." Ifucrify thi' story beyond all question ol
Mr. \Vood*on made affidavit to the
[SuS-crili.-d and sworn to before me thia Id ,v of March, 1894. Jul IN D. MoonF.. Xot'irji Pti!i!ir. pr.Williams' rink Pills eontain all tinllfravnts neeessary to give new life and |th |.|*s tn the blood and restore shattered srvv. Tli' are for sale by all 'HieL'ists, /may I."'hail by mail from lr. Williams' litiiii-ine (.'oinpany, Schenectady, N V., lor L. |or li ix. or six boxes for •J'.'.WI.
to our
slund In,me, a little sttnlv, which I bas t,,
alH)i|s
Tho
State Inspector of Mini's, I'llrseitv. The people of
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A,,nvan.,,,]1
this the (-Jvcat Ilonso
Il(!ll"'!ly lust when tlicv oct in-
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they
miw
e.aeh ldom.
And althoni-h
the!:, hcitiK built tlicy ask in
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|l liowildercd faceo
whethor nv ,ue north, soutl west. boniet.iinos we luavo to through the housf several times in a (lay, and it is genuine fnn them—:i perpetual play. scenes are truly dramatic. the other day, jjot so cited win-ii I scr the going that lie performed a war dance in tho middle et the (icior, flung his arms all about and called lustilv fur his dead father.
h, east or
iko them mos in a to watch
i^onie of the One fellow,
fantastically exsewing machine
:i timepiece, under a glass comes in fur a largo amount of ywill stand and watch tho
shadi interest.
pendulum gn for ever so long anil ask all sorts ol (jiiestions'. "Tho path of tho £uji was what tiny called it, after wo bad explained how tho hands and figures indicated the sun's co,irso in the heavens,
Yosterrtiiy 1 tried to explain that it Was tho earth and not the sun that was going round, bat: was promptly informed that I was a liar
Hut Walt Dili Not I)i'
Tlio dangerous ilhieoj of the Prince of Wales in iJec-mber, 18 I, was the cause of events—furious and amusing—-which will over find a place in the history of British journalism. The death of tho prince seemed inevitable, for the doctors had begun to despair. One day the announcement went forth that iiis royal highness could not survive many hours, and accordingly everv daily newspaper in tho kingdom had its obituary of the prince "set." or put into typo.
But the expected telegram announcing the death never came, and so at midnight. when tho hour for going to press was close at hand, many a newspaper editor who had relied en his biographical sketch tif the prince filling six or eight columns of his paper was compelled to fill up the blank columns with "standing'' matter of all kinds, such as old advertisements and older news. The principal newspaper editors subsequently sent the prince, at. his own request, '"proofs" of tho obituaries, and pasted, in a bulky scrapbook, they now form one of tho strangest and most curious objects to be seen at Marlborough House. —Chandlers' Journal.
Kcsplant antl Hralna.
It is believed by many clever people that the eggplant contains a lot of brain food. I knew a great many eat it for that rcase.n. :::nl the men who are especially "fond of :.re men of brains. I remember an excursion to Trenton on a certain occasion, for business purposes, with Edwtird Cwpe.' as the leatler of the expedition. We paused at a hotel for dinner. Eggplant sliced and fried was on the table, Mr. Cooper said he "would have some, instead of soup. Then came fish, and he said he would stick to the eggplant. When the. entree came on, we thought, he might join us, but he asked for more eggplant. Then the roast was served, but In? whispered to tho waiter if he had a little more eggplant he would give him a half dollar. He refused the ice cream and cako and had another piece of eggplant and disposed of the List, slice in the hotel as we finished mr coffee. Air. Cooper was elected mayor of New York the following month.—New York Press.
Dancing In the Cathedral of Seville. A singular and attractive relic of tho custom of dancing in churches is still practiced throe times a year in tho great rathedral of Seville—namely, on the. feasts of the Immaculate Conception and of Corpus Christi, and on the last three days of the carnival. Ten choristers, dressed in the costume of pages of the time of Philip II, with plumed hats, dance a stately but most graceful measure for about half an hour within tho iron screens in front of tho hifjh altar. They are d'-^scd in blue and white for the blessed Virgin and in red and white for Corpus Christi. The boys accompany the minuetlike movements with tho clinking of castanets. During the measuro a hymn arranged for three voices, with orchestral accompaniment, is sung in honor of the blessed sacrament.'— "Curious Church Customs," William Andrews.
An Absrntmtnded Preacher. Ait'odd circumstanco happened onco at Winchester. As Dr. Wilson was ono Sunday morning going through tho streets toward tho cathedral ho heard a woman cry: "Mackerel! All alive, all alive, O!" x\nel on his arrival at. tho church he began tho service as follows: "When tho wicked man turneth away from his wickedness and cToeth that Which is lawful and right, I10 shall savo his soul alive, alive, O!" These last words tho doctor proclaimed aloud, in tho truo tone of the fishwoman. to the great surprise of the congregation. But. the good doctor was so studious and absent that ho knew uot what...ho had done.—Household Words.
Uo Need Not Discuss It.
"Katie," sternly exclaimed tho little girl's father at tho breakfast table, "you are too noisy! I shall certainly havo to punish you." "Well, thero ain't anybotly holdin yon, is there?" said Katie, with (lashing eye 'and quivering lip.—Cnrrent Literature.
A Governor Named Itennington. Bennington, Vt., is said to have beeu named from Benning Wentworth, tho governor of New Hampshire, who, in 1784, gave the grant and charter for the town. —Detroit Tribune.
me Late Moon Tlieorlci. yon seen tb.) latest scientific on the probable cause of the nigged surface? It is a well fact that every mile of lunar suret ."ivares very lnvorably with the mo.-t mountainous portions of Switzerland, being a succession of high jiin-na-les. deep holes and seemingly bottomless chasms. 1 he best existing maps of the moon's Furfaee show 13U,8fifi of these craterhke holes and over 100,000 mountain peaks, or projections, which compare favorably with what wo know to bo mountain peuks. Not longer since than hist summer the astronomers gave it as their opinion that these craterliko holes and mountain peaks had been caused by a prodigious shower of aerolites, or meteorites. That theory has been recently knocked out by a noted European astronomer, M. Verde, who gives it as his opinion that the moon was originally*
a vast, aggregation of miniature planets which have amalgamated, or coalesced, into one. According to his theory, the openings and projections are tho interstices which were left when theseparato fragments came together to form the ball which till now recognize as tho Queen of Night. He says that in all probability there are several holes which reach entirely through the lunar world. —St. Louis Republic,
The Changed Itulnes.
There ?eems no end to tho curious stories about jewels lost and stolen. One of the latest is that of Mrs. A., who recently took a pair eif large ruby solitaires to be reset- at 's, where they had been purchased. The morning after the maid brought her the card of the firm, saying a gentleman wished to see her, and rdown to the drawing room she for.::d c-j? or' the clerks, who told her that the stones, which were apparently of great value, were 'in reality false and worthless. Very much agitated over the intelligence, Mrs. A. asserted that the jewels had never left her possession since their purchase, and claimed that the fraud must have been perpetrated before she received them. This of course the firm denied, but. tho feeling on tho subject became very bitter on both sides, and detectives were employed by both to ferret out tho mystery.
When a former butler of Mrs. A. was proved to bo a discharged clerk of the well known jewelers, the inference was obvious, although 110 proof against tho man has been found, and the jewels have never been recovered.—Boston Gazette.
Our Small Devotee.
My first evening, or night in fact, in Ponta Delgailo—as well as many thereafter—was spent in the society of the most affectionately demonstrative, untiringly attentive of the inhabitants of tho Azores, the very merriest, happiest of creatures, who enjoys life with a zest that is seldom equaled, who hails with delight each newcomer to tho isles, and welcomes them with tho most- flattering warmth. We had a lively time together. A more energetic, aggressive, industrious creature I never met. Infiuitesimally small, yet, marvelously active, ho is, I believe, tho ono and only native Azorean who can boast of that so common American quality, extreme nervous energy. Not even tho most energetic, tireless Chicagoau, in his grand rush after tho mighty dollars, could bo moro indefatigable, more alert and alive to anything and everything, or rather to any ono and every one,than this selfsame ubiquitous Azorean flea.—St. Paul Dispatch.
"Collar" I* Old English.
Justices in New York are ignorantly fastidious in matters of English. When Mr. O'Hara, a policeman, said, "We collared him." Justice Taintor replied: "You 'arrested' him, and you ought to be ashamed for not saying so at once. Such language as you used is not lit language to uso to a magistral in a public courtroom." But Mr. O'Hara did not employ slang. Tho ve:. 1 "collar" has lemg been used trail .tivcly, meaning to "seize or take hold ef a person by the collar more loosely, to capture." The verb was thus employed early in the seventeenth century. Steele, in Tho Ouardian. No. b-1, wrote, "If you advised him not to collar any man." Other instances are: Gentleman's Magazine. 17(SO, "His lordship collared the footman who threw it," ami Marrvat's sentence in "Peter Simple," "Ho was collared by two French soldiers."—Boston Journal.
Tho Pneific Slope Stylo of Poker. "The terror of acme card draw is unknown to San Francisco devotees of* tho game immortalized by General Schenek," said Mr. William R. Brewster of that city at tho Hotel Page. "The reason is that out on tho slope wo do not play sequences, or 'straights,' at all, and flushes only before the draw. A flush, therefore, is of no account except when held 'pat-' "This, to my mind, is a better system than tho eastern method, for it gives tho man who holds the best pair tho natural advantage that belongs to him. It is needless to say that those abominations known as 'big' and 'little dogs,' that go with the game in Kentucky, are absolutely unknown in California. Washington Post.
His KnJoymcnt Marred.
"My enjoyment of tho 5 cent cigar," said the man of moderate means, "is sometimes marred by tho breaking away of tho wrapper. The fine, smooth Sumatra leaf is cut in strips that are rather narrow. They wrap without much lap, and as the cigar burns the wrapper sometimes creeps out. As I have before remarked, it is'now quite) possible to get a good cigar for .j cents, but thero isn't much fun smoking it unless it will stay together."—.New \prk,.?un.
Tobucoo.
Tobacoo is grown in 42 states and territories, but nearly half tho crop
0mes
from Kentucky, irginia, Ohio, North Carolina, Tennessee. Peunsylronia and Connecticut.
Mrs* Kendal and Servants.
The popular English actress, Mrs. Kendal, is a stickler for outward bc.dges of domestic service. Sho openly avows her opinion that American servants dress too well, and says: "No girl in my house cam wear a fringo. 1 tell her plainly she must part hurhair and comb it neatly back beneath a cap, and sho must, wear an apron and 110 jewelry, but a ribbon around her neck. Only a lady's maid may wear a brooch and go without tho cap, but she must wear an apron. They must wear their caps at tho theater too. Why, if they didn't I would wear one myself! There must be a distinction made somehow."
Mrs. Kendal probably does not remeniber that 100 or so years ago tho social line of demarcation was drawn at actors and actresses, Dr. Johnson designating them as "amusing vagabonds." Nor does she evidently take into account that in this country those employed in domestic service are such an important and independent class that an employer has commonly too great fears of her cook being tempted away from her by a plain gold ring to stand at a brooch or a (string of beads.—Exchange.
Sale Made,
A laely who had recently moved to a new neighborhood was ono morning called to the door by the violent ringing of the boll. On tho piazza stood a dapper little man who immediately commenced talking at a milo a minuto pace: "Mornin, ma'am. Dunno whether you know me or not. Most of the people round hero do. I'm tho man that has fits,"
The astonished lady thought that somo pcoplo claim distinction on very strange, not to say unfit, grounds.
Ycs'm, havo fits any time, any place," ho wont on. "Liablo to drop right down in ono anywhere. Spect to get a pension. Sellin these wiro hooks for birdcages. Every one buys some. Give me anything they likes—5 cents or 25 cents. Everybody helps me, cos they know I havo fits—liablo to tlrop right down in one anywhere." The dazed listener hastily gave him what change she had and closed the door, thanking her lucky stars that ho dieln't feel called upon "to drop down in ono" right there.—Boston Transcript.
CnrioUB, but True.
Although difficult to believe, it is nevertheless truo that the death of two half sisters, the daughters of the same father, occurred 170 years apart. Tho grandfather of tho British minister, Charles James Fox, Sir Stephen Fox, married in 1G54, and had a daughter born to him in 1G55, who died in tho course of the same year. He had several other children, who grew up and married, but all of them died before the father, and without issue. Sir Stephen, not wishing his large fortune to fall into the hands of distant relatives, married again at a very advanced age, and his youngest daughter was born in 1727. She reached the ago of 98 years, and died in 1825, that is 170 years after the eleath of her oldest sister. She saw
Queen Victoria when tho latter was a child, while her half sister was carried iu the arms of Oliver Cromwell.
Saored Keys.
Every person's feelings havo a front door and aside door by wThich they may be entered. The front door is on the street. Some keep it always open, somo keep it latched, somo locked, somo bolted with a chain that will let you peep in, but not get in, and some nail it up, so that nothing can pass its threshold. This front door leads into a passage which opens into an anteroom, and this into tho interior apartments. The side door opens at once into the secret chamber. There is almost always one key to the side door. This is carried for years hidden in a mother's bosom. Fathers, brothers, sisters and friends often, but by no means so universally, have duplicates of it. Tho wedding ring conveys a right to one. Alas, if none is given with it! Bo very careful to whom you trus't ono of these keys of the sido door. —O. \V. Holmes.
Saved His Life
-by a fortunate discovery in the nick of time. Hundreds of so 11 su flering from consumption have had the progress of the disease stopped, and have been brought back to lifeand health by the "Go".den Medical Discovery'' of Dr. Pierce.
Vears ago Dr. R. V. Pierce, now chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute of Buffalo, N. Y., recognizing the fact that consumption was I essentially a germ disease, and that a retnedy which would drive the germs and their poisons from the blood would cure consumption, at last found a medicine which at red 98 per cent, of all cases, if taken in the earlier stages of the disease.
The tissues of the lungs being irritated by the germs and poisons in the blood circulating through them, the germs find lodgment there, and the lungs begin to break down. Soon the general health begins to fail, and the person feels languid, weak, faint, drowsy and confused.
This is the time to take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery it drives the germs and poisons from the hlood, and has a soothing effect upon the dry cough. In cases of bronchitis the ['Discovery" is invaluable. I "Golden Medical Discovery" increases the amount and quality of the blood, thus invigorating and fortifying the system against disease and builds up wholesome flesh and strength after wasting diseases, as fevers pneumonia, grip and other debilitating affections.
1 J.no. M. I Iiti
of Au-
ttufiun, Audubon Co., hi.. says: I took a severe cohl which settled on my luniks nntl chest, and I stilfcreil intensely with it. I tried several of our best physicians here and they gave up all hopes of my rccoverv. and thought I would have to die. would cough ind spit llood for hums, anil I was pale and weak. I wasgreatly discouraged when I began the use of the Discovery,' but I soon .L better. It has been five years since I took it and have had no return of that trouble since."
]. SI. Hitij, ESQ.
for
Bnfants
Po Yon
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Children.
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Know
I Bateinan's Drops, Godfrey's Cordial, many so-called Soothing Syrups, and most remedies for cliildiV'i: are coraixised of opium or morpliiue Do_Yon_Know tb"'ojiiumbihI tnorpliinc arc Ktu|)pfyinK narcotic poisons
P° most cjuutries druggists are not. jiermitujd to sell narcotics without lobe:
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VikU
unless you or you. itnysician know of what it is eomiHwd
Yon Know that tho Patent Odlce Department of the United States, and of other countries, have issued exclusive right to Dr. Pitcher and his assigns to use tho word Castoria and its formula, and that to Imitate them is a state prison offense ',•
Po You Know that one of the reasons for granting this government protectidn vras bccause Castoria had been proven to be absolutely harmless?
Po You Know that 35 overage doses of Castoria are furnished for 35 oonts, or one ceut a dose
Po Yon Know that when possessed of this perfect preparation, your children
be kept well, and that you may have unbroken rest
Well, these things are worth knowing. They are facts.
The facsimile is on every signature of wrapper.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
D. C. BARNHILL
this do'n actual Taluo of tho raw material.
Do not forgot our number—
Graduate of tho United States College ol Embalming in New ork the Oriental Col3of Host.jn, Mass. and Clark College. JSpringllold, Ohio. Tln-y are tUi: thive Dest in lego the United Stutec.
Funeral: Oirector and Emhalmer
Every grade of supplies kept in stock, from the cheapest to tho most exponsivo.
WHITE AND BLA.CK FUNERAL OARS PRIOES ALWAYS REASONABLE.
I am also agent for the Boyd Burglar Proof Grave Vault. Offlcn in now I'Anfor •213 r-OHth Washington street, ltesidence, 115 south aahington sli eet. JOHN B. SWANK, Assistant.
YOU DON'T NEED BLOOMERS
W. O. SMITH
FARMEKH
I COMPLETE LTNE 0F
thnt Paregoric,
you should not permit nny medicine to be given your child
Do Yon "°T Custoria is a purely vegetable preparation, and C-, its ingredients is pm with every bottle
Po Yon Know liiat Cactoria is the proscription ef the famous Dr. Sor.V."/ That it has -been in use for nearly thirty years, and that moro Castoria is nc2 of all other remedies for children combined
When you ride in a Livery turn-out.
We respectfully solicit a share of (.lie public patronage. 'Phone Ko. S6. Corner Main and Walnut-'Streets.
Have You Seen Them Yet?
The immense Bargains in Tailor-Made Clothing now being offered at
Ruheij's Bates House Misfit Parlor,
60 Went WeihIiIiihioh SiriM-i, Imlifirtnimli*, Imliniin.
KING OF TAILORS AND CLOTHIERS.
What we n«ed Is room lor our now winter stock, and the most ofTeetual way to tail is rooin Ih to eloso out all our light and medium-weight goods regardless nI eost. S 'not ovorlook this opportunity to buy Fine Tailor-Made Clothing for iocs than'tii
SHE OUK WINDOW. NOTE THESE PRICES. Kor J8.00we soil a $2(1.0:1'I'nilor-inade ?uit. Kor $10.00 wo will sell a M.I.OO Tailor-made Suit.
Has as nice ones as you want.
Arc invited io put up their tt ^iiih at his barn, No. 121-122 cast Market st. TuTcphone No. 98.
W. B. BRICK. ""'ART DAVIS.
Brick & Davis,
(Successors to H. S. Nicholson.)
Staple and Fancy Groceries
-AT THE-
Lowest. Market Price.
For $ia.W) we will soli 130.00 Tailor-mado Suit. I'Or 15.00 we will sol' a $35.00 Tailor-made Suit. I'an in endless variety, from $J,so to j: tailors' prleox ffi to il-
60 WEST WASHINGTON STREET.
Ruben's Bates House Misfit Parlor.
No charge for alterations to improve a fit.
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