Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 6 January 1894 — Page 3
On first Mortgage, im] Gtod Notes
cashed at Ihe
Investment Hank
115 South Washington Street, Cruwfordsville, Ind.
John 51. Scliultz.
GH ATEFUL—COMFOUTlNO.
EPPS'S COCOA
BREAK FAST-SUPPEK. '•By a thorough knowledge of tho natural IUWH Htaleb govern tho operations of riigeattuu anl nutrition, anil by a careful application of the flu© proporrie* of woIKttolectod Cocoa, Mr. Eppn liaa provided for our breakfast aul suppor a delicately flavored bevnrage which may navo us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by tho judioious tito of uuch articles of diot that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease, ilundrods of subtle maladies aro Homing arouml us romly to attack wliorcver there is a weak 110 nt. Wo inny escape many a fatal Bhafl by kr.,.piiiK «irB»lves well fortified with pure blood and a prop erly nourished frame.''—Civil Service Gar.ette. Wadei simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only iu half.pound tins, by prooors, labelled thus: JAM ha ETPS it CO., Ltd., Homoeopathic Chemists, London, England.
filll'KUIOH lady or js-entleinen wantod for eiotsant pHteut novelty. Also nursery azonf "wanted. J. K. WJUT^'KY. KoWiPfter. N. Y.
To Horse Owners.
For putting a horse in a line healthy condition use Morris' English Powders They tone up the system, aid in digestion, cure loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct kidney disorders and destroy worms, giving new life to mi old or over-worked horse. Suets, per package, 5 for St.OOit, Sold byXye& Booe, 4 it
Christmas cabincta, anybtyle,#i per dozen, at Mrs, Willis & Sons.
Tea plantf^average almost one pound of tea each.
A Medical Firm (Jives Awav ('asli.
J. I'1. Smith A-Co.. of No *255 Green wich St.. Ne,v York, the manufacturers of that favorito cathartic known as Smith's Kile Deans, have adopted a novel plan They ask the individual buyers ol Bile Beats to send their full name and address, with an outside wrapper from a bottle of Bile Beans (either eize) to their office, and they iiive SO for the first wrapper received in each morning's mail and 81 for the 2d. .'id, 1th, 5th and Oth. Every day (-111 in cash is thus sent to their, correspondents. Ask for small size.
Moscow has tin asylum in the work
Attempt to
This is the* commercial age nnd every y® -ng man and woman should educate harmouy wiib the lines.
Clark's
BUSIIIGSN
PnllPlfP ^HIK, ''A.i furnishes tho hngt ndvantUUIH.'gUi ajjes at the lowest cost. A school of national reputation. Graduates assisted to paying business positions. Write for catalogue. Mention this paper.
Distemper Among Horses
Safely ana quickly cured by the use oi' Craft's Distemper and cough cure. It not only cures Distemper but when administered in time prevents its spread among horses and coitsthathave been exposed to the contagion. It is not expensive and is easily administered. Send for book on distemper— Free. Address Wells Co.. Lal'aveUe Ind., or ask Nye & Rooe. SlO :im
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VThen Baby was sick, wo gave her Costoria. When she was a Child, she crfcd for Castorfa. "Whon she boeamo Miss, she clung to Castorla, Wben she had Children, she gave them CastorUw
Ostrich plumes are eight months.
plucked once in
Morris' English Stable I'owders Not only cures but prevenis disease, and when fed two or three limes a week will keep your stock in fine -on dition, will make them slick, fat and glossy. Changes the entire system gives new blood, new life, and puts them ingood »:i liiioa for spring work. Full pound packages 25cts. Sold by Xye &• Booe. S2fl Sm
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Is your head clear? Have you a good grip on all your interests ant! a boundless energy in your blood? You can have both if you observe the precaution to take, when retiring for the night, a dose of Smith's Bile Beans. By tho time you get to work next day you will fee! as if you could pull a train of cars. Be suro to get the small size. "25 ly.
Morris' English Stable Liniment Leads tho procession. Ihe wonder liniment of the age. Cures after a'd others have failed. I'as stood the tost of twenty years of constant use by one of the leading veterinary surgeons of England, and is now sold in this country upon a positive guarantee. Good for man or boas*. Price SOcts. and $1.00, Sold by Nye A Booe. S15 3m
BUSH."
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Ar« Tim Treat I
It is a legend in the telegraph office that. th? seni'er ta!r:ng a pile of messages, and. riing out those marked ••rush" puts them at tho bottom of tho pile. There is also a class* of communicants that overy newspaper office knows which marks its letters "rush." It will never bo known just what these writers expect, says the .Minneapolis Journal Possibly it is that when the letter is
received by ihe postollice authorities I
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business office. And so a lettei marked "rush" is usually delayed.
WHAT THE DOG KNEW.
Then he put him through a lot of difficult tricks, apperantly forgetting all about his own battorod condition. "Why," 1 exclaimed, "blamod if he doesn't know as much as you do."
The man looked at mo aggressively. ".More, mister," he said,"he know «nough to keep hie mouth shut
A I N A N E S
THE
MARKED GOLD PERN
Why Thojr
ern
simply
the wheels of Uncle Sam's mighty I plants are mainly in tho southengine for tlio distribution of mail I east corner of the conservatory, neatwill stop while the postmaster
t,le
seizes his hat and rushes out to do- I before a mass of green. It doesn't liver the letter personally. If any- look esneeially attractive, for the body seos Postmaster Hale tearing plants which you notice are ferns, across town, at breakneck speed, ha haven't even the grace to be real may know that tho postmaster green. They look a bit yellowish, is delivering a "rush" lettor. Then the ushersnips off a single point Usually a letter marked "rush" bear" from well out of sight He looks for a message something as follows: the prettiest girl with a dark coat or
HASTT, Minn., Nov ll.— John Montiom frock. He lavs the leaf down on her ery died yesterday of old a ro llo will bo seri. sleeve, asks her to hold still, begs her Tnhn^T?
He
If III M»ste" Had Known A S Much Would H^re B«*on ilntter Off. 1 happened ono day to bo in a Tennessee mountain town when an election was taking place and there waff one fellow who was doing more talking flian anybody else an'* getting into repeated rows. He -rfaa followed everywhere by a shepherd dog and lato in the evening 1 found him on the odg« of the town in a most dilapidated condition, the result of a fig\it with the wrong man, says the Detroit Free Press romancer. The dog was trying to lead him home. "Well," I said, "what's the matter?" "l'ightinV was his brief response. "You look it," said I quite fearlessly, for I felt safe Jnder the circumstances- "That'p a good dog to have. Do you want to sell him?" "No, siree," ho replied, brightening up a little. "Here, Carlo." be said, and the dog facod about and 6at up.
Fe*
something About Descent on the tnalf) Side. A conversation among a group of people the other day, all of whom were of good New Kngland families, Drought out some curious adtnissions. Only one party could trace his descent, in the line of mothers, farther than to his grandmother, though several could trace it very much farther in the paternal line, and even in what they called the -'maternal line." which meant, of course, the mother's father's family.
All present couid tell the maiden name of their mother's mother, but, only oue could toll tho maiden namo of lio.r mother. Of course, many in New Kngland among those genealogically careful people who can tell you the names of all their sixteen greatgreat grandfathers and grandmothers can do this: but these are comparatively few. And those who cannot carry back the line of mothers more than three generations include the representatives of some of the most aristocratic families in New Kngland, whoso line of paternal deI scent is unbroken to tho settlement and beyond. I Let- us think for a moment what this question involves. Suppose you write down your own name. Then write down on one line just abovo the names of your father and mother —the father's name first on the left, the mother's second on tho right,
You perceive that these two people had an equal interest in your being. There is at least a chance that you arc like your mother in important physical and mental lespeetj. No?? sot name fathers and grandmothers, beginning with your father's father and ending with your mother's mother. These two couples, again, had us much interest in your father and mother as your father and mother had in you and there is in you as much of your mother's mother as there is of your father's father.
sical and mental lespeetj.
Now above this line wrile down the names of your eight great-grand-parents—which you should surely be able to (io if you aro a Yankee, ach ono cf those eight had an equal interest in you. Now you perceive that you have a pyramid standing on its apex. You aro tho apex. Tho left hand edge of it is your fathers, and on tlio right hand of it is your mothers. Iu all liklihood you derive rather moro of your characteristics from tho right hand edgo of the pyramid than you do from tho loft and whilo, in all probability' if you are from a good New Kngland family, you can go on strotching out the loft hand edge of the inverted pyramid, you cannot go on with tho right hand edgo any further, and this means that your genealogy is a one-sided ^nd ^urtial thing.
Bride*
A VFh'le House Souvenir rtuifc und Pretty Girls Get* Ainoi.g the visitors to the White house wit aro taken conservatories -hose special fav.ir are shown /ith a beautiful fern. name of tho fern is inscribed on the usual stick and inserted iu the flower pot. But the name is too much for ordinary mortals to carry around. The White house ushers are ordinary mortals, and those who know the
through the who are in a little trick The scientific
call it the "gold fern."
dining-room The usher halts
-John tardon, gives the fern on her arm a
Johnson ratsod a potato on his lower 11 thif r..., year that weighed is ounces.—Prank William' ^'ap ana picks it up. son was taken to the insane asylum yesterday. There on the sleeve is the form of .Sometimes a man will send a lettor tho fern in golden yellow dust Then marked "rush" containing a check everybody "Olis!" and "Ahs!" and or a postal order. Then it goes to wants to be stamped also. But the the business office and is not opened I White House conservatory wouldn't but sent to the nows editor on tha furnish enough sprays if everybody supposition that it contains news. got a fern stamp, so tho uslier grows Ihe news editor growls at Ihe chump deaf and tin pretty girl carries away that t^nds it and sends it back to the the fern point to prs-erve as a White
house souvenir. But the gold fern is only on exhibition on rare oc. asions, for at one time it was all the rage and the ferns looked so lean and hungry the head florist interfered. Brides and pretty girls get the favor now.
OLD EST ACTOR ALIVE.
The Octogenarian Wiio l'lays the Lover in Much Ado About ^'othliiff.** The dean of the London Lyceum company, and the old.- it actor on the stage, is Ileary II. Ilowe, a whitehaired, hale man of 82 years. All close readers of theatrical melange kuow
Sn. I was forty-two years
and nine mouths at the Haymarket, in London. I inve also been with great Macread-y, Charles ICean, others. 1 was a prole,-e of Macready. In my long experience I have Aad but seven managers. Irving is the prince of them all. He is what you may call a royal managor. "I was a schoolmate of .lohn Bright and I think the reason he entered •in a career of polities ami I took the 6tage is because of an old schoolmaster we had. We attended in youth the Ackworth school, Yorkshire. The I master was great onnelocution. It was & perfect fad with hiin. Whenever he had a pupil that had a good voice and a taste for speaking, he drilled him unceasingly. Both .lohn Blight's parents and mine were strict Quakers, I *nd it may seem str.uige we entered on such careers. 1 attribute them to ".he old schoolmaster.
A Severe Disciplinarian.
Little Girl—If 1 was a teaofcer, .'d make everybody behave. Aunty—Bow would yon noennpUsh that'.1
Little Girl Ileal easy. When girls was bad. I'd tell them they didn't look pretty: and when little boys was bad, I'd make them sit with the girls: *tind when big boys was bad, I wouldn't let thtm sit with the girls.
Scant Gilding.
Wife—Your clothes smell horribly of tobacco. Husband—On my way home I f.i opped i'6 empty stomach jf" ^..i into a little place with whitewashed
walls, sawdust door, pine tables, a beer keg in one corner. lias bedeus oi
Wife—Aha! So my husband come a frequenter of gilded vice. ....
.No Long 1.eases.
Builder—Yes, s'r, this house has just been finished, and is (or rent at very reasonable figures.
House-Seeker'—W ill- vou give me a *casc for live yen Builder—Five years? 'N ou must t)c £u-ft. In half that tunc it will te dry enough for me to live in myself.
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liikely.
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:lown on a line above these tv :A» es the names of your grand* '«i ers and grandmothers, beginning ^$8
First. 15urglf-,r--T swiped this from a store on Broadway. Second Burglar (after sizing the "find" np.)—Well.you ought to be a 'If to g«t something on that. I'uck.
l.lmtiHi long of Literature.
Little Boy What is your papa? Little Girl He's a literary mail. "What's thiil?" "He writes." "What does 1 ic write?" "Oh, he writes most everything 'cept checks."
Moved by the Crclune-
Kansas Man (visiting in the east) We have lots of near neighbors now. Friend—Why, I thought your nearest neighbor was twenty miles away. "Yes, but we've lied a cyclone sine# then."
REMINDERS DICKENS.
Strange X#ran Given to streot Knjrllnh Towns.
The corporation of Colchester .have been busying themselves in effacing some ancient place and street names described as "disagreeable," and in some instances offensive, and replacing them with names more acceplablo to the refined ears of these times. Thus "Snake lane," has, we learn, boen eupheinized into "Sorpentino walk," while ''Catsfield road" has become "St. Alban's road," "Grub street," "Gallows lane," "Pigs' row," and the like have, however, not yet been subjected to a similar process of purification.
On turning to the list of streets, in Ilatton's curious "View of London" 1708, we find many suoh names as "Brandyleg waik," "Barefoot alley," I "Cutthroat lan#" (Colch 'Ster.it seems, if afflicted with a "Cutthroat lane)," "Deadman's place," "Dunghill lane," "Dai entry," "Foul lane," and "Hog lane," together with three "Dirty lanes"—two of them in the then fashionable localities of Longacre and
Leicester fields—and no fewer than eight "Frying Pan alleys" iu various parts of the eitv and suburbs. Tho disappearance of most of these has doubtless bean due to some such feeling us that which has awakened the incipient reforming zeal of the Colehester town council.
A CHINESE RECEPTION.
Oiltl ffcddlng Celebruilon In it New York Opnra House. I A unique wedding reception was given one night at the Lexington
Avenue opara house, New York, by Chu Fong Wing Foy and his bride, who were married a few days ago in I Chinatown. The bridegroom is a man of weaitli, the proprietor of a Chinese thouter, and a member of the famed
Bix companies and a mandarin in his own countrv. The ceremonies began with a display of fireworks in tho street and in the basement of the building' for the
something of him Though an old purpose of frightening away spirits, man, he has in recent years taken the Next came a serenade' by a Chinese
part of a gay gallant in many Shakespearean and other plays. This is what he said of himself in answer to questions: "I have been on the stage now for iver fifty-six years, having gone on first in 1
orcheatra. which surely disposed of any particularly courageous fiend I which remained.
Chu Fong was a pattern of Chinese fashion. He wore a sur-coat of crim-son-flowered silk, white silk stockings, white, black-trimmed satin shoes and a mandarin black skull cap, with a red the button, and in the rim over the center and of his forehead blazed a great solitaire diamond.
The bride was a wonder of silk, gold and silver embroidery on a satin blouse,a wonderful petticoat of silk, in all colors of the rainbow,and her raven black hair was decorated with a curious black halo of jewels and tinsel.
An Attronomlcul Puzzle,
Two of the four moons of Jupiter occasionally exhibit a rare phenomenon. Tkey cross between us and that planet's disc as dark objects, although it is positively known that their sunny •Ides are at that time presented to us, end, in consequence, should appear as miniature orbs no less brilliantly illustrated than the immense globe that holds them in position. It is tho third and fourth satellites that mnko these dark transits. The first sometimes crosses as a brownish mass, but the second has never been known to eross in anything bat most brilliant attire.
liicluriinco of Owls.
Owls, as well as pigeons and other birds, have remarkable powers of endurance. Blinding 'daylight is the only thing that prevents them from covering long distances, as trained pigeons now do. When GOO miles off the coast of France a big owl alighted in tile rigging of the British steamer Wildflower, bound from Kotien to Philadelphia. It was soon -$&•• vht, at it layR. and
no
1
eaten anything for
been driven seaward by a
storm. During tho day it could not find its way back and alightod on tho ship.
(t wits Li ori«
A Washington man has just opened & dental parlor. After much waiting customer came, along, it was an old friend, but ho did not act sociable. I lie dentist felt it his duty to bo enable, and he said: "Good •morning, you are looking exceedingly well to-day."
The visitor put his hand ta !iis jaw and glared. "I look exceedingly—well to-day!" es—that is to say—you—" but I before ho could think of anything the customer bad grabbed his hat 'and slammed the door. I Then the dentist muttered: ••Ibavo 'learned ono thing to-day. Nothing abuses tho .indulgence of a man with a toothache so much as to tell liira ho is looking well."
And he got somo red ink and a stub pen and wrote it down so that h'j would never forget it.
Korg.'it its lluini'r.
Mainm i. 'severely to eight-vcar-old—How did it happen that you wore late for school this morning?
I'.ight-y ear-old—Welt Iliad to coma back after I got started, 'causo I forgot my Homer." (ion era 1 Chorus—Your Homer?
Mamma—Child what do you moaf by your Homer? Kight-i ear-old. unconcernedly NY by. the lessons I do at homo I call •homers'' of course.
A
I'ouimTiiI
Meiliclnc.
i^iiysician—I hope, my dear friend, thai your wife has beon strengthened by the medicine which I gavo her yesterday.
Husband—Oh,"
:yes,
there was
abundance of strength in that medicine. In fact, it made her so strong that she vould insist on departing to the othfcv world.
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Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infonts and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays fererlshneas. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd* cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles, cures constipation and flatuleney. Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Castoria is the Children's Panacea—the Mother's Friend.
Castoria.
Castoria is an excellent medicine for children. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good effect upon their children."
Da. G. C. OSGOOD, Lowell, Mass.
CMtorla is the heut remedy for children of whleh I am acquainted. I hope the day is no* far distant Then mothers will consider the real teterest of their children, and use Castoria instead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, taorphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby sending them to premature graves." ... Da. J. F. KISCHELOK,
Conway, Ark.
HAVE YOU A COLD?
Castoria.
Castoria is so well adapted to children flu* I recommend It as superior to any preacripilOii known to mo."
Are you at all Weak-cliested or inclined to be Consumptive, with just a touch Cough now and then "Try this Wonderful Medicine." The Cough and Weakness disappear as if by magic, and you will feel a strength and power never had before.
HAVE YOU A COUGH A Dose will Relieve it.
Bronchitis and Asthma it relieves instantly. The Spasms of Coughing so dreadful in Whooping Cough become less with each dose of medicine. It is an old adaj-v. "To bo forewarned is to bo forearmed." So let it be in your case, who read this, ana keep hand ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM. ^S' Directions accompany each bottle. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AT 25cts1J 50cts., AND $1.00 A BOTTLE.
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FOLLOW TH(5 CROWD!
The advice given by Mr. Pickwick what to do in a time of ^reat excitement, was "do as the mob does.' "Bnt," said Mr. Snodgrass, "what if the/e are two mobs?" 'SShoiit with the largest," said Mr. Pickwick.
—-If you want to buy-
HOLIDAY PRESENTS!
The crowds at our store will tell youwhert to buy them.
Naw style lrather Collar and Cuff J'ox !)Sc, worth SI 50. Metal or Wood Handkerchief and (Hove LSoxes S'-J.nG a set, worth !iM. Fine Tortoise Shell Hair Pin for $1.25, cheap at 82. Leather Purses $1, worth $1.50. Photograph Albums SI 9S, S2.50and $2.08, worth double. 1,880 Silk Umbrellas to be sold at about half price. Store open every night.
L. S. AIRES & CO.,
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.*
Sole agent for "Her Majesty's" Corset.
H. A. ARCZKB, H. P.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn,
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K. Y.
Our physiciaw 'a the children's department have spote '-fehly of their experience in their outMBr practico with Castoria, and although we only bave among oar medical supplies what is known as regular products, yet we aro free to confess that ttie merits of Castoria has won us to look with favor upon it."
MTED HOSPITAL AND ISPSHSAHT, Boston, Hssf
AIXKN C. Surra, Prts.,
Tho Centaur Company, T7 Murray Street, Nov York City.
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A Dose at Bedtime will Remove it.