Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 14 October 1893 — Page 7

Cares Others

.Will cure You, is a true statement of the action of AYER'S Sarsaparilla, whoa taken for diseases originating in impure blood but, while this assertion is true of AYER'S Sarsaparilla, as thousands can attest, it cannot bo truthfully applied to other preparations, which unprincipled dealers will recommend, and try to impose upon you, as "just as good as Ayor's." Take Ayer*s Sarsaparilla and Ayer's only, if you need a blood-purifier and would be benefited permanently. This medicine, for nearly fifty years, has enjoyed a reputation, and made a record for cures, that has never been equaled by other preparations. AYER'S Sarsaparilla eradicates the taint of heroditary scrofula and other blood diseases from the system, and it has, deser-

Tediy, the confidence of the people.

Sarsaparilla

"I cannot forbear to express my joy at the relief I have obtained from the use of AYER'S Sarsaparilla. I was afflicted with kidney troubles for about six months, suffering greatly with pains in the small of my back. In addition to this, my body was covered with pimply eruptions. The remedies prescribed failed to help me. I then began to take AYER'S Sarsaparilla, and, in a short time, the pains ceased and the pimples disappeared. I advise every young man or woman, in case of sickness resulting from impure blood, no matter how Ung standing the case may be, to take AYER'S Sarsaparilla."—H. L. Jarmann, 83 'William St., New York City.

Will Cure You

Prepare* by Dr. J. C. Ay»r ft Co., Lowall, Mua.

WE WANT YOU

to aot as our agent. We furnish an expensive outfit and all you need free. It oosta nothing to try the business. We will treat you well, and help you to earn ten times ordinary wages. Both sexes of all ages can live at home ana work in spare time, or all the time. Any one any where can earn a great deal of monev. Muuv have made Two Hundred Dollars a Month. 'No class of people in the world are making so much money without capital as those at work for us. Business pleasant, Btrictly honorable, and pays better than auv other offered to agents. You have a clear field, with no competition. We equip you with everything, and supply printed directions for beginners which, if obeyed faithfully, will bring more money than will any other business. Improve your prospects! Why not You can do so easily and surely at work for us. Reasonable industry only necessary for absolute success. Pamphlet circular giving *ery particular is sent free to all. Delay not in sending for it.

GEORGE STINSON & CO., Box No. 488, Portland, Me.

PLEASANT'

THE'NEXTWTORFRINS T*FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER. My doctor soya It acta gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and is a pleasant laxative. Thla drink is made from herbs, and Is prepared tor use as easily as tea. It la called

LMESHEDICIRE

liny. In order to b* henlthy, this is neces^rT^fAddreflB, OUATOU F. WOODWABD* LcBOT«H»Ti

Garfield Tea Cures Constipation

Ovarecnw

nsnltMt

I I S I I I ad An in

Cure* Slok Heod&cho,Restores Complexion,Bares Doctors' Btlla. Sample free.

GARFIELD TEAdo..Sl»

w. 44th 8t„ N.T.

PISO'S CURE

For Consumption.

I have been entirely cured of Consumption by Piso's Cure. A year •ago the doctor said I could not live till Fall. Now I am able to do a hard day's work.

Mrs. LAURA E. PATTEF.SOH.

NEWTON, Iowa, June 20,1892.

Ton need not be sick If yon will take Moore'sPilulesTheyareamarvelous medicine

They kill the microbes. Ther oure cliilla. fevers, slok headache, rheumatism, liver aud blood disorders, malaria.

Better than quinine Th»y more the bowels, quinine don't, hance always bettor. For aoold take two relief rulck. SO PUoles In a box. 60c. 3 for SI. 30yra.ln use. Dr.C. C. Bloore, 38 Oorttandt Street, Now York.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases -.elieved in six hours by the New Great South American Kidney Cure, You can't afford to pass thiB new, magic e[ief and cure. Sold by Dr. E. Detohon, 213 B. Main St, and all druggist. |ly

The SilTer Question.

INDIANAPOLIS, IND., Oct. 9,1893. EDITOR CRAWFORDSVILLI REVIEW: I hoar so much of the terms, -'BymetaliBtn," "Monometalism," "Single," "Standard," "Free and Unlimited Coinage of Silver," "Qoldbug," etc., that I feel anxious to have some one who is posted in finance, to explain just what each of the terms mean in the present financial cyclone.

Does bymetalism simply mean that gold and silver shall be used as money (coin) or does it mean that we must have a standard dollar or unit of measure of both gold and silver, one of each? If the former, England, this country and almost every other country has a bymetalic currency. If the latter, can any country maintain it? To do so it would be compelled to maintain the commercial equality of gold and silver, otherwise it would have two measures of value of different values, and in order to maintain their equality would have to always insist that they were equal whether they really were in the commercial world or not, and the result would bo that when that country was to receive a payment from any other country they would be asked to take it in that currency cheapest on the world's market, and when that country had to pay a debt it would be required to pay in that metal dearest in the world's market. And the double standard country could not refuse either demand without making a difference between, and assisting in the depreciation of one of its standards of value.

That the combined money powers of the world could, and would bring about a fluctuation of values between the two metals as against any one country of the world is true beyond question.

Is it therefore possible for this country without an international agreement to establish both a gold and silver standard of values and maintain their equality. And would it not finally force us to the lowest standard in caeea difference should ever exjpt?

I understand that we now have a gold standard only, but that both sil ?er and greenbacks are kept at a parity with it by the government standing ready to exchange gold for either. Might not this condition of things continue without retiring a dollar of silver from circulation, and without discontinuing the silver coinage?

It will not do to

Bay

wo have not a

sufficient amount of gold to maintain a gold standard. Prior to the demonitization of the silver dollar in 1873 there was not an average of one such standard dollars in circulation to the township. In fact I doubt it there was a dozen of them circulating in Indiana at any time from 1845 to 1873, and yet it answered evary purpose aB the standard unit o* values.

I am in favor of maintaining our silver money, and prefer the silver standard if we can get back to it without unsettling commercial values.

The term "free and unlimited coinage" is certainly an unfortunate one. I have never seen the term explained and do not believe there is one man in ten who knows just what iB meant by it. I hare watched the debates in Congress and have failed to see a statement of what the term means by any one.

Does free coinage mean that the government shall take tho boullion of the millionaire silver miner, worth now less than 80 cents on the weight of a dollar and coin it into standard dollars worth 100 cent on the dollar? and at the same time agree to maintain the value of each of those dollars at 100 cents in gold against any combination foreign or domestic and do this with one cent of cost to the boullion owner? This would be literally free coinage. Is this what is ment by free coinage, and does unlimited coinage mean to coin without limit all the boullion presented to the mints, whether from this or other countries? If this is what the term means in the light of the fact that wo are to maintain an equality of value between our gold and silver coin would it not be true that as soon as free coinage went into force, silver boullion of the weight of 5100, being worth in London but §73. I could take $73 in gold and buy silver boullion, bring it to the American mints have it coined into 100 standard dollars? Then presenting them to the treasurer of the United States, demand the gold in exchange dollar for dollar. If the treasurer refuses the exchange, he says we prefer the gold and discriminates against

Bilver

thereby aiding in its depreciation. If he makes the exchange will there not bo enough silver boullion brought to our mints to exhaust the gold supply. Then the government would be either compelled to buy gold at the mercy of the speculator to maintain the parity between the metals, or sink to a silver basis which at the present rates between gold and silver would make a change in the commercial values of property nearly one-third.

The whole theory seems to me to be simply a scheme or policy to bring about an inflation of the currency, so as to lessen the value of property,

Every inflationist is for free and unlimited coinage in its broadest sense. Every Populist although the bitter enemy of metalic money, wanting to rest the whole value of money on the fiat of the government is loud and earnest for unlimited and free coinage of silver, 6ome of them going BO far as to declare that the unconditional repeal of

the purchasing clause in the Sherman act would bankrupt and ruin the country, but they are careful to not state how or in what way it would do BO. Silver boullion has decreased in value ever since the Sherman Jact went into force It has been the greatest enemy silver.

I believe the Jopposition to repeal of 'the Sherman act is more| to obstruct democratic legislation than to bring relief to the country. WICK.

ss

STATE OF OHIO, CITT OF|TOLEDO, LUCAS COUNTY. Fraiik J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ot' ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.

FRANK J. CIIEENEY.

Sworn to before me and |auscribed in my presence, this 9th day of December A. D, 1786.

A. W. GLEASON, Notary Public

Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken 'internally and actt directly on the blood and mucous fsurfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free,

F. J. CHEENEY &JCo. Toledo, O.

Sold by Druggists, 75c Two sexton beetles will bury a mole in an hour, a feat equivalent to two men interring a whale in the same length of time.

Special Rates to World's Fair, Oct. 7 and 8, Acct. ChicaTo Day. Join the low rate through car excursions, Oct. 8 and 8, via T. St. L. & K. C. R. R., Clover Leaf Route. All

trainB

stop at World's Fair station. Ample room, no change of cars. Call on near eat agent Clover Leaf Route.

C. C. JENKINS, G. P. A. Toledo, O.

N. B.—Arrange to purchase in advance of excursion dates.

Wasps are the most inveterate enemies of flies. Reaumur says he has known one wasp to kill a thousand fliea in a day.

Six Years in Bed from Neruous Prostration. HARTFORD CITY, Ind., June 8, 1893. —Dear Gents:—I received a letter from you May 27, stating that you had heard of my wonderful recovery from a spell of sickness of six years duration through the use of South American Nervine and asking for my testimonial. I will gladly state how I was delivered from my extreme pain and suffer ing. I was perfectly prostrated and helpless for six long years, could not rise from my bed, stand upon my feet nor walk, I was treated by many of the best physicians for many miles around and all agreed that I would never leave my bed. At last I lost the use of my body and had to be lifted like a child. A part of the time I could read a little and one day I saw your advertisement in a paper and concluded to try one bottle. Its effects were wonderf*i in relieving restlessness and pain. I soon could rise from my bed and take a few steps by being held. After I had taken five bottles I was strong and well and able to be out canvassing for foreign missions. My friends could scarcely believe that it was me, I am sure South American Nervine is the best medicine in the world. It was a God send to me and I belieye it saved my life.

Very Truly Yours, Miss ELLA. STOLTK.

Warranted the most wonderful stomach and nerve cure ever known. Sold by Dr. E. Detchon, No. 213 E. Main st., and all Druggists, Crawfordsvill, Ind.

Yellowstone park at present has 25,000 elk, 400 buffalo, 500 antelopes and. a large number of moose, deer, beaver and othet animals.

Nobody Knows

What 1 suffered for years with those terrible racking sick headaches. Life was only a torment to me if you are

troubled, I would advise you to

EO

UFO

Sulphur Bitters, for they cured me— CLARA BELL.

Several species of moths never eat after attaining a perfect

Btute.

They

have no mouths and live but a few hours.

See The World's Fair For Fifteen Cents. Upon receipt of your address and fifteen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you prepaid our Souvenir Portfolio of tho World's Columbian Exposition. Tho regular price is fifty cents, but as we want you to have one we make the price nominal. You will tind it a work of art a thing to be prized. It contains full page views of the ejroat buildings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art, If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address,

II. E. BUCKLEN & Co Chicago, 111.

The greatest travelers in Switzerland are the English then come the Germans, the Americans, the French and the Italians in the order given.

Is It Safe

To neglect yourself if troubled with aDy disease of the kidneys? No, it is dangerous and if you are so afflicted attend to yourself now. Do not wait, but use Sulphur Bitters at once. They cured me when I was given up to die by several physicians.—JONATHAN HAM, Boston.

NOT IN THEIR LINE.

tfesaa

Cow-

Boys Have ma Time

tor

Parlor Car.

Two Te»ki cow-boys veoently had the novel experlenoe of traveling by rail aver the Missouri, Kansas and Tt*« roftd. But they Memed to i«el uncomfortable from the time that the traim polled oat from the point that they fot on eat In the bruth. When they got In the Warner sleeper one of them said to the ether: "BUI, ycro'U lave to take yotur spare offea yoar hoof# if you aspect to put your boots on the top oi that seat."

Bill did eo and then seemed pained and surprised when the porter told him that passengers were not expeoted to put their feet on the plush-cov* ered seats. He toyed with his gun until the porter retired. When he rolled a cigarette and lit it and the conductor showed him where the smoking receptacle oi the vestibuled train was fee seemed annoyed. At supper time when all oi the passengers on the buffet gave their orders and the tw« eoyboys gave theirs, telling the porter to bring them "all there was on the program and be sure to bring them plenty of sardines," they handed the porter a 95 bill and were surprised when he asked them for fifteen cents more.

Both of them said, "That settles it." If we stay in this here concern that nigger will have our whole roll before we get to the next station. No wonder flie gang hold up the trains, but I am surprised at'emgoin' alter the mail when they would have sach a soft •nap with the coon in the hightoned eorraL If ever I was to go into the train robbery business I would go soon huntln' first and get the black scoundrel that wanted four bits for slick in' np our boots." They quit the train at the next wa«%ide station.

SHB WAS THB ONLY WOMAN.

Tka Bells Rattlesnake H11U Haa a Oram! BTUH LSTIA Annie Thomas is the only woman ia Kamania oounty, Wash. Bhe is a squatter and lives in Rattlesnake HIIIB. There has of late been a great strife for her hand in marriage among the' rough settlers of that region. Hank Monley and Jerry Woods seemed to be the highest in her favor and so It wsta Anally agreed that these two me* should settle the question between them by a duel with bowie knives. After a desperate fight, in irhicth both were wounded, the battle was declared a draw. It was then agreed that the matrimonial question should be settled by a game of sevenup. The fortune of cards favored ftlonley and he was declared the winner of the squatter bride.

A parson was called in to assure him his prize. The fiokle Annie had a long talk with the parson, and, though she had never seen him before she at last announced her intention of marrying the parson himself ant not Monley. Is rain did the hero of the bowie knife duel and the viator in the game of seven-up object""to this proceeding. The woman was firm in her intentions and the upshot was that the parson got the woman.

Tbi Autocrat's Jut.

fid ward Everett Hale tells this: "A few years ago, in a fit of economy, our famous Massachusetts historical society screwed up its library and other offices by some fifteen feet, built in the spaoe underneath, and rented it to the city of Boston. This was very well for the treasurer, but for those of us who had passed Bixty years, and had to elimb up some twenty more iron stairs whenever we wanted to look at an old pamphlet in the library, it was not quite so much a benefaction. When Holmes went for the first time to see the new quarters of the society, he left his oard with the words, 'O. W. Holmes, High-story-oall society.

The Warring of Men's Tongaea. We lords of creation talk very glibly about women gossips, but the truth is there are about as many scandal mongers among the men as among the women, and a man gossip is more dangerous to society than the women gossips. The people of to-day are spending too much time talking, anyway. If thoy would save their breath for use in the exertion necessary to makingja living it would be vastly better. Many homes have been wrecked, many charactcrs blackened, and whole lives saddened through the foolish wagging of tongues of man.

PERFECTLY LEGAL.

Boi It Was Likely to Be Deoeptlve Upon Poor Mary Jane. A young man who probably belonged to the class known as "hired men'* among farmers called on a Detroit lawyer tho other day and bargained for "advice" for 83. Then he laid down three silver dollars and said: "Sposen I put 98 in a savings bank?" "Well?" "Thea I take a pen and put 000 after the flgger 3?" "Well?" "Would it be agin the law?" "No, not unless you tried to draw the 83,000. "But I'm not going to try to. I probably shan't even asV tor the 33." "What's the object?" "Girl out my way. I love her. She partly recips. She'd reeip altogether if she thought I had lots of sugar." "And you'll show her the bank book?" "I will." "But after your marriage, what then? How'll you ever explain?" "Easy as grease. Just tell her that the bank has busted, and that we muBt live for each other alone. Law can't tech me, eh?" "No." 'Good dayl Got the f9 in the bank now, and here goes to nail the eiphersl Mary Jane, tbou art my own sweet whippoorwUl, and I'll bet a penful of hogs agin an ox-yoke thou art!"

Gus Karle.

New Fall Goods Now In.

Beautiful Patterns! Reasonable Prices! Colman «8® tirphy, MERCHANT TAILORS.

WANTED!

Everybody to 'call at the

Health Office Saloon.

128 West Main Street.

Honest Goods at Honest Prices.

Business is conducted on the "Live and Let Live" Plan at

CASH PRY'S

E O E

See him before selling your produce. It will pay you.

Brunker's

Carminative Balsam,'{tho great stomach and bowel Remedy, is still working wonders. For sale by all druggists.

Perhaps some of our readers would like to know iB what respect Chamberlain's Remedy is better than any other We will tell you. When this remedy is taken as soon as a cold has been contracted, and before it has become settled in the system, it will counteract the effect of the cold and greatly lessen its severity, if not effectually cure the cold in two days' time, and it is the only remedy that will do this, It acts in perfect harmony with nature and aids nature in relieving the lung opening the secretions, liquefying the mucus and causing its expulsion from the air cells of the lungs and restoring the system to a strong and healthy condition. No other remedy in the market possesses these remarkable properties. No other will cure a cold so quickly or leave the system in as urnnd a condition. For sale by Nye & Booe. 01 lm

Dr. P. A. Skinner, of Texarkana, Arkansas, is an enthusiast in the praise of Chamberlain's Pain Balm, lie used it [for rheumatism, and says: "I found it to be a most excellent local remedy." For sale by Nye & Booe.

Whon Baby was sick, wo gave her Castor ia. When she was a Child, she cried for Ctastoria. When she became Was, she clung to Ooatoria. When aUo had C&Lldreo, the garo them Castoria.

Distemper Among- Horses

Safely ana quickly cured by the use of Craft's Distemper and cough cure. It not only cures Distemper but when administered in time prevents ii3 spread among horses and colt sthat have been exposed to the contagion. It is not expensive and is easily administered. Send for book on distemperFree. Address Wells Co., Lafayette Ind., or ask Nye fc Booe. SIC

The South Invites Northern Vim and Energy To investigate her many advantages

For those wisning to change their locations and secure health and pros perity here is a chance, The Mobile & Ohio Railroad has arranged] to run Ilomeseekers' Excursions at cheap rates to Cintroaelle, Ala., and return on September 26th, October 24th, Nov, 24th and 28th, and December 12th, 1893.

Thousands of acres of productive lands for sale on your own terms in Mississippi and Alabama.

Southern literature and full particulars furnished on application to F. W. Greene, General Agent, 128 N. Broadway, St. Loais, Mo., E. Posey, G. P. A.. Mobile, Ala., or to and

Agent of &0. R. R-

Steve Allen.

What Do You Take Medcne For Because you are sick, and want to get well, of course.

Then remember, that Hood's S*r« saparilla Cures. Al! we ask is. that in taking Hood's Sarsaparilla you will do so with perseverance equalling or approaching the tenacity with which your complaint haa clung to you. It takes time and care to eradicate old and. deepseated maladies, particularly when they have been so long hidden in the system that they have become chronic.' Remember permanent and positive cures are brought about with reasonable moderation. Hood's Sarsaparilla attacks disease vigorously and never leaves the field until it has conquered.

Old English silverware is much

in

demand in the United States just now, and genuine pieces, especially those of historic interest, bring high

priceB.

"During my term of service in the army contracted chronic diarrhoea," says A.E.(Bending, of Ilalsey, Oregon "Since then I have used a great amount of medicine, but when I found any that would give me relief they would injure my stomach, until Chamberlain's colic, cholera and diarrhoea remedy was brought to my notice. I used it and will say it is the only remedy that gave me permanent relief and no bad results follow. For sale by Nye & Booe.

Mr. Chauhev M. Depew's advise is "Go South Young Man." The best in ducemeats to visit the natural resourses of the Great South are now offerrd by the Mobile & Ohio R. R, See advertise ment.

A meeting of 2,000 persons over 70 years of age is annually held at Leicester, England, and of these over four hundred die before the next anniversary.

Dr. E. Detchon manes a specialty of the treatment of all chronic diseases among which are Consumption, catarrh, bronchitis, chronic coughs, liver complaint, indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, nervousness of females, StVitus's Dance., female weakness, diseases of children, whooping cough, eczema and all skin diseases, scrofula, asthma, kidney diseases and a variety of other complaints too numerous to mention, All medicine furnished. Office at

Among the Greek rustics the bride and groom walk around between two consecutive circles composed of the' young men and] women of their acquaintance, who heartily kick and cuff them as they pass.

Cure Yourself.

Don't pay large doctor's bills. The best medical book published,'one hundred pages,.elegant colored plates, will be Bent you on receipt of three 2-cent stamps to pay postage.. Address A. Ordway & Co., Boston. Mass. j.