Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 10 June 1893 — Page 4

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he has a better Tablj than ever at the 10c store, west Main street.

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A few references who have successfully

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$25.000 in Premium.

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To eolve the problem require* thought But the simple /act is known to many— that Dr. Fenner'a Golden Relief ourea Consumption. It does it every time and in every ease, when used before the lungs have be­

come too far disorganized. Here's a typical oue: Mis« Jones, aged 20, has lost 25 pounds, cheelcs have the "hoctio flush" coughs and raises all the time has Just returned from tho South, whore she spent the winter. Did not improve.

She takes 5 drops of Dr. Fenner's Golden Belief, on a small lump of sugar, once In 8 hours. Improvement begins at once. In 2 weeks she has gained 10 pounds. In 6 weeks she weighs 180 and is CURED. Tho remedy is a

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One tablespoonful dose cures La Grippe. ut never disappoints. Contains no opiates, narrootles or mineral poisons. Perfectly safe. Money refunded if satisfaction not given. Take home a bottlo to-day.

Picnic Slippers—JuBt the thing for summer wear, flexible, dura bleand cheap Ed Van Camp & Co.

THE REVIEW.

W. X. XcTJr&rs.

FIVE SWEET MAIDENS

Finish Their Uourse ill the Balhinoli

Female Seminary, and are Awarded Their Diplomas by Ool.

John Lewallen, The Balhinch Female Seminary has just finished its third annual year of prosperous and hifalutian work. The usual commencement exercises were held in the

Acadomy of Music, last Friday night. The stage iwas handsomely draped in the colors of the class —pea green and pump­

kin yellow. As early as 4 o'clock in the afternoon) people began coming in and by 10 o'clock standing room

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at a premium.

Many noted men from abroad were present, among whom were Chas. Good bar, of Ladoga, Bob Osbornof New Richmond, \Tm. Campbell of Kirkpatrick, John Brant of Waynetown, Ben Swank of Bristle Ridge, J. D. Tracy, I. Morgan Davis, Marion Smail, R. B. Smith, Constable Byers, Charley Barrett, Jess Green and Hong Guay, of Crawfordsville. Newton Zook, the popular Crawfordsville poultry buyer, was also present and occupied a prominent place in the fourth gallery.

At 8:49 the orchestra rendered "Down on the Farm," "Comrades" and "Old Dan Tucker," and the class of '93 and their teacher took their places on the stage. The scene was one that electrified and inspired the hearts of the vast audience and caused spasmodic convulsions and never-to-be-forgotten impressions. Owing to the non-arrival of Rov. Whangdoodle, Captain Dick Hall, (who was feeling a little sore from his collision with a Big engine, but still in the ring) stepped forward and invoked the divine blessing, after which he read the fifteenth chapter of LeviticuB, which caused a deep cardinal red bluBh to man-

tie the cheeks of the ladies The fair graduates were dreBsed in the latest metropolitan style. They wore hoop skirts with decollete corsage, and navy blue lisle thread hose with garters to match. The orations were grand, and abounded in such bright and original sayings aa "Upward and onward," "the beautiful, the good, the true," etc.

The first speaker was Miss Bertha M. Highflyer. Her subject was "Mary's Little Lamb," and was original in thought and irksome in delivery. She also recited a poem about this same lamb that was said to have followed Mary to school one day, which she said was not of her own composition. "When she finished speaking, she was surrounded by a wilderness of boquets.

The second speaker was Miss Lucinda Neversweat. "Worms" was her subject She spoke of the various kinds of worms from the diminutive magot to the mammoth tape worm, and said that folks were wormier now than formerly She spoke hi a rich baritone voice which nearly paralyzed the audience and held it

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bound.

Miss Fedora B. Swipes was the next spell-binder. She talked about "The Evils of Flirting." Her address contained more truth than poetry. Said she: "A flirting girl and crowing hen,

Always come to some bad end."

She said no decent girl would flirt with a student that when they did so they wore set down as lewd characters, and their reputation was lost forever that if a girl wanted others to respect her she must first respect herself.

Miss Fantasma Lenora Giddygoose's subject was "Is Baptism Essential to Salvation." It must have taken yearB of research and much deep study to handle this momentous question in tho n-hnntr she did. Her remarkB were -imply immense if not immensely simple, and brought forth applause as well as eggs.

The last speech was made by Miss Fannie J. Gadabout. The title of her theme was "City Courtship Versus Country Courtship." Her speech was conspicuous for sound logic and depth of feeling. She advised all young men to do their courting out of town, as there were too many buBy-bodys in the city, but in the country it was not the case. You could take your girl down

Millinery and

some silvan retreat, far from the busy haunts of men. with nobody save the birds to watch you do your hugging, kissing, etc.

Col. John Lewallen who was chosen general Superintendent of the affair, after handing each lady her diploma, addressed the audience in the following words:

COL LEWALLF.N'S SPEECH.

THE FINEST DISPLAY OF

"Follow citizens of Balhinch and vicinity: Allow me to thank you for the high honor you have conferred in permitting me to act «s the main guy of this assembly. Here area lot of sweet young ladies just entering a new life. Amid the sylogisms of time there will be much to attract their attention. They must learn to sew, to bake, to nuss kids, as apart of their geometrical existence. On this horsepicious occasion I feel that there is little to bo said except that they must not put on too much stylo in dressing, must not talk too much about their neighbors, as there mu6t be a limit to all this. (Here a row was started up in the reporter's gallery between Brant and Osborn, two newspaper publishers, over the matter of their circulations, but which was promptly surpressed by Officer Byers and the timely arrival of Henry Crawford and Johny Barry with a fresh keg of beer.] Iu the 6arly days we did not have such tomfoolery among the young folks as you now see, such as young men taking off their hats after the girl had got a quarter of a mile away from them, or aating at the table without a knife, or sticking their fingers in a bowl of water. We punished such creatures by locking 'em up in the smoke house. [Loud applause.] Those nasty county commissioners give away our money to rich school institutions, while we in Balhinch have to use log houses. [Applause, and "give it to 'em Colonel. They need it bad."] In early days we had enough education when we could read, wright and cypher, now you must know history, biology, trigonometry, duteronomy, and a dozen other blasted things and then yo^ don't amount to much. You go out girls into the world? to represent the honor and glory of Balhinch, and may you never allow her flag to trail in the dust. I am done!" [Loud, long and continued applause.]

After the Colonel got through talking the audience dispersed and the hall was cleared for a grand dance. "And soon the sound of Qute and fiddle

Gave signal sweet in that old hall Of hands across and down the middle."

After the dance the young ladies and the invited guests wended their way to the Epicurian Chop House where the following menu was served: $

Mustard Greens

Bean Soup Raw Turnips Beef Liver Gingsang Baked Coon Prune Pie

Corn Bread, with Baqpn Gravy Ginger Snaps Pea Nuts Pan Cakes Sasafras Tea Ice Water Gum Drops

Hard Boiled Billiard Balls

Hard Cider Butternuts Cove Oysters Fricassee of Toad Stools Gooseberry Shortcake Salt

Horse Radish, Vinegar Sauce At a late hour they wended their way homeward, all "'lowing it was the finest doin sever witnessed in Balhinch."

BILL GULLIVER

Will Have Lower Eates-

The opinion is steadily gaining ground among the railroad men there that they have put their rates too high, and that unless they lower them they will stand an excellent chance—some of them—of losing money. Letters are pouring in upon them by the hundreds asking why people can travel for one and one-third fare to a horse fare, a reunion of vet erans, a church conference, or any other event which calls out a compara tively limited attendance, and why, if they wiBh to come to the World's Fair they are asked to pay one and four fifths fare. Some of the roads made last spring lower rates from Chicago to tho Ohio river for the Mardi Gras at New Orleans than they are now asking from the Ohio river to Chicago for the World's Fair.—Chicago Herald.

Wooden Pumps at a Song:. Williams Bros., have on hand a mammoth stock of wooden pumps. They don't want to move them and have therefore decided to offer them at less than cost from June 1st to July 1st. Here is an excellent chance for a cheap pump. tf

Williams Bros., the Green street pump men, are selling out their entire Btock of wooden pumps at less than coBt. Offer'holds good until July 1st.

Dress Goods, Dress Trimmings, •CA_-.'V Lace Curtains and Spring 3Vraps.

We are the People!

"While we do not boast of being the oldest Clothing house in Montgomery County we have prool: positive oi" being the only clothier that marks goods

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and sell at strictly one price to all. We do not mark our goods S first up and then down, but always keep in the narrow 10 per cent. path. If mine was the oldest clothing house in the county my shelves would naturally be filled with old styled, shelf worn goods •IZ'i but as mine is the newest I can offer you

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than any house in the county. Remember I am the

Only. One Price Clothier.

LINDSEY'S BLOOD SEARCHER

Never Fails.

Main Street, Opposite Court House. Sign of the biff pants.

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has purchased the Second Hand Store of C. W. Eltzroth, the old reliable, on North Green street, and is now pffering

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W. S. Llnscott, Nlles, Ohio, had scrofnla for thirty years, and Llndsey's Blood Searchor oared him. Isn't it wonderful?

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