Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 7 November 1891 — Page 4

DR. E. HUNTSINGER,

Medical and 'tea

SPECIALIST

.For* the Eyo, Ear, Nose, Tliroal'and chronic Diseases.

Sight, Closure ol Tear Ducts, etc. JWCatarao's, Cross Eyes and all Surgical Operations on the Kyo Hall Skillfully performed wliliout pain. Discharges from tlio Kara. Deafness, Noise.s in tbo Head successfully treated when? others fail.

DjInn of every form i|iiiekly curod by the mildriluu est aud mort successful treatment ever used. No ombarassing examinations. TS'o l'ain. No danger. Foregoing ylas-i of diseases treated by special contract Charges alioiit one-half tlio nstial foes of recognized specialists of Cincinnati, Chlcagoor Indianapolis for the sumo work.

^nnn^QPlnO Npw'nl attention to lilting SpecUiluulQuluui tacles anil Kyo Classes, for which purposo the Doctor has one of the most elnborftto ana complete set of teething appliances in the WOBL Special pains taken to fit the eyes •and face, thus giving the greatest ease and comfort, as well as greatly improving the person.. appoarance of the wearer. No charge for Ilt"ting.

flffinn Kast side Public J-.iuare, Krankfoi t. inULlliU diami,

every

Saturday.

11 tint singer will tie at Dr. McL'orniick's uuiuu in ('rnwl'ordsville

Dr.

THE OLD TRADE PALACE

Is now filled chuck lull of New (Joods of

EVERY KIND A^D QUALITY.

THE CHEAPEST

•KII Hi 60

011

oOlce

DEAF

The most complete assortment evor shown in the city .J

Dress Goods, Fapy Goods, pinsnj 'Goods,

Cloth, Cassiinere Cloth,

In fnct we do not hesitate to say we have the

Lanes And Bes Selected Stock

liver shown in Crawl'ordsville. We hav

And serve all alike. Any child youmay send to 111 store can buvjust'as cheap is though you came yourself. We'have the

LARGEST AND BEST

LIGHTED llOOM in the .State.,

D.F. McCLURE,

TRADE PALACE.

October in, and

at Dr. lvleisei's oftlce in Wavelaud

011

Kriday,

©•t. IJO until ID o'clock a. m. only, and at T)r. U. C. Hoger's olllco .11 Itockville Friday, Oct. a), •Aftornoen only.

'NESS & HEAD NOISES CORED by

Peek'* 1NV18111LK TUBULAR EAR CUSHIONS. Whispers licard. Cora-

ifsrUbl*. SmtMifqlwh.rpii: UrnedlMfcll. HaldbrK. 1IISCOX, 4klJ, 863 Br'ilffaj, .\ew York. Write far bitk of pratb FUEIC.

THE? JEWELER.

207 fc. MAIN ST.

Wil sayi! you money on watches

clocks, gold pencils, gold and si

headed canes and umbrellas, knives

forks and spoons, and everything you

want in his line. He will

Repair lour WntGl]

Or clock, so it will keep time il

I others have l'ailod. Give him a trial

aim lc convinced the above"are facts

SI'KCIAIJ attention to the longest standing] and most dilllcult eases to cure, at Cranular and Sole a^ent for the celebrated Uopl,-f'nr.l Inflamed Lids, Weak, Watery Kyes. Dimness of

nU1 1U1 ulc

Watch.

^tlLUraiUl UOCkUml

L.RQST.

OTICK TO 111:1 lis, ciii:i)iToi s, KTC.

In the matter of the ostnte of KI1U 'J', I.ittlo deceased. In the Montgomery Circuit. Court, Novembertorm. IS'il. Notice is lioreby glvon that Allen Hyers as Administrator of the estate of Kills K. Little, deceased, has presented and tiled his Hccounts and vouchers in final settloinontof said estate, and that the same will oomo up for the examination and action of said Circuit Conrt, on tho liith day ofNovombor. 1 bill, at which time all heirs croiMtors or legatees of said OBtato are requred to appear in said Court and show cause if any there be, why said accounts and vouchers should not be approved, and tho heirs or distributees of said estate are also notified to bo in said Conrt at tho time nforosaid and make proof of heirship. Dated this lath day of October,

ALl.KN 11YKKS.

ISill- Administrator.

jq-OTH'K OF Al'I'OINTMKNT.

Kstate of Denlcy .l.ickman, decensod. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has beon appointed ami duly qualified as AdminUtrator of the estate of Deuiey Jackman late of .Montgomery county, Indiana, deceased. Said ostato is supposed to be insolvent. Oct. i*ltil 1SU1. 11KNKX 1). VAN'CI.KAVK.

Administrator.

WILL NEED A CLOAK.

I.itdies, it yon are in need ot'a Cloak this Winter \on Will save monev bv buying it at.

X). W ROUNTREE'S

FIKST PJJAGH:—We have the largest assortment ever brought to the city. SECOXD PLACE:—Wo buy them right from the manufacturer and therefore can sall cheaper than TIIIl'I") I'li ACTH:—We have over nine hundred cloaks for you to select from, in all the Latest Styles.

THE REVIEW.

F. X. XWSE.

GULLIVER'S GAB.

An Evening With the Spirits—Agricultural Meeting—A Sermon—Ques

tions and Answers.

Mit. KDITOH: Tho following extracts were taken from the last issue of the Halhinch Bugle: "1 can call spirits from the vasty deep." —S/iake«pear«.

The Balhinch Physical Society, which was organized last Summer, has resulted in developing the latent "mediumistic' powers of Col. John Lewallen. The society held a wonderful seaneo last Friday night at the boudoir of Isaac Wright, Esq., G13 south Polecat street. A circle was formed, consisting of Ike Wright, Georgo Dawson, Dick Hall, Ed Reed and Andy Skaggs. The lights being extinguished, the spirits took control of the Colonel and spoke through his inediumship. O'Slionnossy, the founder of Balhinch, entranced tho medium and spoke as follows: ''This is a great place that 1 live in nerer saw so many people been playing seven-up with McGinty all night. All of tho departed Balhinchers are here. Some are engaged in sawing wood, boring for water, making fans, wheeling sulpher, etc. Dick Hall, when you come over, bring a barrel of ice water. Tho only thing we lack is water. .1 revoltr.' The next speaker to control the medium was old Col. Clark., He said: "How is Jim Watson, boys? Give him my best regards. What kind of whisky do they sell in Crawfordsville now? Been having trouble with my bowels. I pass see you

latter. The spirit of "W ingfoot, .. ...

an Indian chief, who chased the panther along the banks of the Offiel many

years ago, had just taken possession of

the medium and was on the point of di- *he

vulging the location of a cave contain-!drcss

\KTERNOON.

R. B. Snyder, of Black Creek, read a paper on "How to raise Good Crops.'' From it we take the following: "Fellow citizens ami yeomen of Balhinch and vicinity: There are two ways of raising crops -a good way and bad way. Now take tobacco. Very few men know how to raise tobacco. I'll tell you how to raise it. 1 take a plug of the weed and

ut it into small pieces and plant them have a revival each night in the year in about a fool apart. By doing this 1 kill two birds with one stone. 1 have tobacco and licorice growing side by side. I advise you to try it. But don't forgot to plant it in the dark of the moon, so the man in that luminary can't see you." |Here Mr. Snyder was interrupted by Ike Wright, who. on going toward the door with a sprinkler, struck his foot on a cud of tobacco and fell down, thereby convulsing tho audience with laughter.] "Now." continuod R. 1!., "1 want to say a word about raising gingsang. You farmers down here produce a great deal of gingsang, but it is of a very inferior quality. Why? ou don't know how to cultivate it: that's why. You want to dig a trench about feet

long. Put the roots in the trench about are more important than money, young three inches apart and cover them up with earth. This must be done in January, but you must bo sure, there are no sun dogs lurking around in the sky. If you will follow these directions you will always have good gingsang crops. There's nothing like farming on a scientific plan. Now a good many people wonder how 1 make such magnificent sugar water beer. Easy enough when you know how." I Dick Hall. "If it wouldn't

other houses.

mako a man drunk I wouldn't give CUPS for it."] It must bo made during the full moon, and charged with an electric battery overnight, and" Ike Wright—''When is the best time to cut elders, Red?"] "I always cut mine just bofore the Battlo Ground camp meeting, or the colored camp meeting in Crawfordsville." [Laughter.] I would tell you how I raise such prodigious strawberries, but I will wait till they get ripe. when I will invite you out and tell you all about it.."

John Li. Davis, of eastern Balhinch, read a paper on "'How Shall We Keep Assessors off Our Farms?" Here is the substance of the address: "How shall we keep assessors off our farms, neighbors? What right have they to stick their noses in our affairs? How ought we to receive them? [Audience: "With rotten eggs."] "Right! And not only rotten eggs, but bull dogs. They are getting as overbearing as book agents. An assessor is all right in his prepared place, but when he gets out of it he! morrow.'

ing the best gourd.

r- av

ing a largo quantity of silver, when the I which fairly shookJhe building.

circle was suddenly brokeu by Capt. Dick Hall, who went out to get a glass of beer.

The Balhinch Agricultural Association hold a meeting at the Academy of Music on Monday night. A number of prominent citizens from abroad were present. A letter was received from Win. Campbell, of Kirkpatrick, regreting his inability to bo present. Nick Thompson, of Jackville, sent a letter of regret, staling that owing to the disfigured condition of his physiognomy, caused by it fight, he could not attend the mect-

Jackville. ,, .,

Grand Stag D: nce .. Corn Huskers' Glee Club Poem, "Country Courtship,"

George Dawson

Address, "The use and abuse of Wild Gooseberries." Major WTeir Music Jackville Orchestra

hero returned to his sub-

ject and continuod to

as&'esaorfi-

P"v his respect to

After 1,0 ,inish(!d

his ad

ho was reeted with six cheers

Rev. Jasper Foggy son preached a sermon at tho Second Methodist church, last Sunday morning, before the young men of the Consolidated Sunday School Association. Here is !he sermon: "I shall take my text this morning from the sixth verse of tho nineteenth chapter of our Lord's Gospel by St. Matthew: "LP.V not up for yourself treasures upon earth, where moth doth corrupt, and thieves break through and steal."

Yoeng men, I am triad to see so many of you here this morning. Where were you yesterday afternoon? You were reveling in the giddy haunts of Satan you were punching tho balls over the

-i ^TK PROOKAM.— FORENOON. An address of welcome.. ..Col. Lewallen Response.. ....Seno Gunkle I green cloth you were standing at the S°n# /Mademoiselle Del* alsetto bar before polished mirrors, quaffing

that frothy slop know as lager beer. Where will you be when this meeting is concluded? You will be at some secluded sugar camp, playing poker for five cents a corner. Shame on you. O, you infernal backsliders, I'm onto you. Boys, it is bad enough to play cards for pleasure, but when you gamble with them, it is abominable!" [A voice from the rear: "How about bucket shop gambling."| "Oh, woll—"continued the minister, casting side glances at several wealthy members of his fiock, "that—that is a different thing, sir. That is not considered disreputable, sir. Young men, I think wo ought to

order to keep you infernal hypocrites in the fold. Young men, how many of you observe the teaching of my text? Do you not know it is folly to spend your time in laboring for filthy lucre? What good does it do you? You either spend it foolishly, or you hoard it. "What"is a man profited, if he shall gain tho whole world and lose his own soul?" says the Bible. Young men don't fool away your days laying up treasures on earth lay them up in Heaven. Let your time bo devoted in laboring for the Lord, lie will take care of you. "Behold the fowls of tho air, thev sow not. neither do they reap, nor gather into barns yet your heavenly father Jeodeth tham. Are yon not much better than thev?" Your SOUIB

men. Brethren, before I forgot it. I shall now proceed to take up a collection. 1 hope you will respond quite liberally." After collecting fl3.lt) the preacher continued as follows: "Young men. life is short. You may lie a corpse before you leave this house. "Death cometh like a chicken thief in the night." Therefore, be prepared. Where do you boys expect to spend eternity?

All: "In Heaven."! You'll never get

there, if you don't reform. You can't serve God and Mammon both. If you continue in your worldly pleasures, you will land in the unquenchable tire, "where the worm dieth not." (A voice: "Will we burn in a real hell of fire and brimstone?"! You will, sir. In Revelation, St. John says: "He shall burn with fire and UUIMSTONK." Some Bible student might say that this is figurative language that John didn't mean brimstone, but something else. Suppose you should write to Seno Gunkle, of Yountsville, thusly: "Send me live hundred rods of slat fence and Seno should show the letter to me and I would say. "Why, he don't mean slat fence he means some other kind." Wouldn't that be just as consistent as the Bible student's interpretation. I tell you, if you believe tho teachings of Christ, you believe in a Hell of lire and brimstone. But I have wandered somewhat from my text. Young man, be "Give no thought of tho

must bo treated as a public nuisance, what shall we eat?" Tho Bible will furI would suggest that tho next one we nish you with plenty of food -for rellecseo in this locality, we rido him on a rail tion. When you go to your home up ive on milk and honey.

and duck him in the nearest Hah pond." [Cries of "Bravo! bravo!"] "Neighbors,

Take no thought, saying,

there, you will [Looking at his watch.] Brethren, I

Mr. Snyder gave us some good hints in I will be compelled to close, as I have an regard to crops, but he didn't tell u6

appointment at 12 o'clock. 1 am going

anything about gourds. With your to dine with Brother Dawson, and as he kind permission, 1 will stray from the subject a minute to say something about gourds, while I think of it. This audience reminds me of a gourd. Gourds are green, in the first stages of their development. The way to tell when they are ripe is by thumping thom. If they sound hollow, they are ripe. They should be planted when the moon is on its back, in order to insure good results. There is nothing that can take the place of the gourd. Although it has been ridiculed and driven from aristocratic gardens it has found an asylum in Balhinch. The members of this association should offer a prize tor the person rais-

is going to have broiled quail and chicken pot pie, 1 must be getting a move on me. Young men, 1 trust you will heed the advice 1 have given you, and try to cultivate a more religious disposition. I shall remember you in my prayers. I hope to see you all wearing wings some day. I will take up another collection while the congregation sings that good old hymn, 'I Want to be an Angel," after which you can consider yourselves dismissed." -Ml '•-'•X

YFKSTIOXS AND ANSWKKS.

hat is the best thing for sleeplessness? Read Watts' hvinns, or a copy of "Patent Office Reports," before retiring.

Where can I get some good works of fiction? S.M.i.ir..

Purchase McGulfv's old school books, the seven Bibles of the world, or Weem's "Life of George Washington."

Do you think the Democrats wilUbo foolish enough to nominate Cleaveland for President in 1892?

I I is asilent. dumli

,-4

JEKEHSONIAN.

Shouldn't wonder. If they do, they deserve an overwhelming defeat. The nominee must be a western man, not an offspring from old Puritanical stock.

I would like to become a member of some good order which one would you advise me to join? A. MAKK.

We would advise you to joih tho Balhinch Order of Royal Sons of Guns.

What is the most disagreeable thin" in the world? Truth. ,.gt

The people up here at Kirkpatrick think Bill Gulliver is an atheist, is it a fact WM. CAMPHKI.L.

Mr. Gulliver believes in ONE God. therefore he does not believe the Bible. He dots not believe in devils, ghosts, witches, demons, liolls, lucky signs, socalled religion, nor any other forms of superstition. ou can call him infidel, atheist, deist, or what you please. He thinks a person should do his own thinking and not think in herds as Christians do. Bill thinks that a man should investigate, and not condemn a person because he does not see things as he does. In the truthful and poetic lines of Sewell: prejudice and strong aversions work. All whoso opinions wodi«like *re atheists Now 'tis a term of art. a bug-bear word The rillian's ongine and the vulgar's terror. The man who thinks and Judges for himself uswaynd by aged follies, reverend errors,1 Grown holy liy traditionary dullness Of school authority, he is an atheist. The man who, linting idle noise, preserve A pure religion seated in his soul, semliling atlieist."

HILL GIM.I.IVEH.

Better Still,

pounds of the celebrated (). K. (lour, best milling flour in the county exchanged for a bushel of wheat by W. M. Darter at the Big Four and old brewery elevators. Everybody knows the merits of O. Iv. flour. We use no ficticious .high sounding names for cheap brands of flour to deceive people. jrive you the best, and MS pounds of it for 00 pounds of wheat.

lt.ieUIen's A rnica .Salve,

II... I.est. Salve in the world for Cuts, onuses, Sores. Ulcers. Salt Khuem. Fever Sores. Tetter, chapped Hands Chilbrains, Corns, aud all skin Irruptions. and positively cures Piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or monev refunded. Price 2." cents per box. !-\,r sale bv Nve A- Co.

An elegant line Swank Clark's, th

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A heavy burden

—a'l ills and ailments that only n-n.:l iii" his heir to. It rests with y. v.ii you carry it or lay it 1 "i can cure the disorders ir. 'i' 7V)'rei:ieiits th :!, ]irey upon v- v: :i Pierce's Favorite i'Yv.ption. It's a legitimate mm".'.- oarcfuily compounded by nr „peri diced physician, and ruuOiC'l t.) wonan's delicate organ

ic i'* ic. displacements and weaVnc ompanicd by weak back 1 .lov/n sensations, and i. :r: diseases, it's a positive 3. IiY, f/uaranteed to r".v Li on, in every case, ou've only to ask ::d iiY cheerfully

I li i, does, yard want more. It's ,' J. yon can use, «M..V j.»ny I'or (he (food .. .. r.'MaMvi.rf digestion, i. .v idood, invigorates :id produces refresh-

Makes the Weak Strong

The marked benefit which people la ru* down or weakened stato ol health deriro from Hood's Sarsaparilla, conclusively proves the claim that this medicine makes the weak strong." It does not act liko a stimulant, imparting fictitious strength from which there must follow a reaction of greater weakness than before, but in tho most natural way Hood's Sarsaparilla overcomes that tired feeling, croates an appetite, purifies tlio blood, and, in short, gives great bodily, nerve, mental and digestive strength.

Fagged Out

"Last spring I was completely fagged out. My strength left mo and I felt sick and miserable all the time, so that I could hardly attend to my business. I took one bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla, and it curcd me. Thero is nothing like it." It. C. BEGOLE, Editor Enterprise, Belleville, Mich. "I derived very much bci.cilt from Hood's Sarsaparilla, which 1 took for general debility. It built me right up, and gavo me an excellentappetitc." ED.JENKINS,Jit.Savage,Mil.

X. B. If you decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla do not bo induced to buy anything else instead. Insist upon having

Hood's Sarsaparilla

Sold by all drnggists. gl six for 55. Prepared offlr ly C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecarios, Lowell, Mass.

IOO Doses One Dollar

Swank A- Clark, the tailors, have the largest and most complete lino of foreign and domestic goods Tor suitings, pantaloonings and overcoatings ever brought to the city. See them before placing your order.

PARKER'S

KAIR BALSAM

Cleans anil }pAiitifica tlio hair. I'ruisiotcfl a luxuriant growth. Never Fails to BeBtore Gray

Hair to its Youthful Color Cures FCHIp di.«rases & hair J&Uiur. 50c, and $ 1.00 at Drugglgji

O N S I E

!•«. Parker's Ginger Tonic. It cures the worst Cough, -Debility, Indignation, Pain,Take in time.^Ocl*. The onlv sure cure for Corns. or lilSCOX CO., N. Y.

HINDERCORMS. som *11 jm a. lJc. at Uiu»

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and Tumnm rrnKD: no knife: book fre»*. Ur* iJitATHisy ,V No HUM No. 163 Kim Mm.-!, Cini'itinnlJ. O.

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'•15y thorough ktiowlcdp. ol the luiturnl which govern th* operations or diKtwtion un.i nutrition, and by ••nrcful apiili.'ation of Him properties of well-scleoti'tl Cocoa. Mr I'lViln has provided our breakfast tables with .lei .•ntoly llavoied beverage, ivlit.-h nmv savo n^ many heavy doctors' bills. 11 is by the judiciouc usoofsueh articles of diet that a consti"ution may be

Kradullay

built up until strong enough

to tesist every tendency to disease. Hundred* ol subtlo maladies aro lloatint around us reachto attac-U whoiover there is a weak point XX.• may escape ninny a fatul shaft bv keepini curse ves well louifletl With pure blood and u'proii-

J. ,l('.l"'lsl"-'d

I ox ercoal inirs al reasonable tailors

FOR LADIES AND GENTS.

We can save you money in this line, as we have one the larjrest assortments ,»vpri.mnH.HA th. •». oil «x».nine our line of new Ml Mrt Winter *»*, j,„t reeeive.1 lleU ym, nothing to look aVgeo'u

frame.''—Civil .Service Calotte.

Made Minply with boiling xvater or milk. Sold only in hair-pound tins, l»y grocers, laliollml JAM US lil'I'S CO.. r- Homeopathic Cliemisis.

Knglaiul.

JPP. COURT HOUSE.