Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 24 October 1891 — Page 6
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most complete assortment evor shown in the city.
Dress Goods, Fopy Goods, Millinsry 'Goods,
Cloth, Cassimere Cloth,
In fact we do not hesitate to suv we have the
Largest And Best Seidell Sloe
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And serve all alike. Any child you may send to mv store can lmv just'ss cheap as though you came yourself. We'have the
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207 E. MAIX ST.
Wil \ve you money on watches
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Headed canes and umbrellas, knives
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fjnQpl'Qplnn Special attention to tltlill« SjieeUl'tjulduiuui laole.s and Kye (llasses, lor which purpose the Doctor has one of the most olaliorivto aim compleio net of leetliiui: appliances in ttic west. Special pains taken (o fit the eyes and face, thus giving the greatest ease and comfort, as well as greatly improviut the personal appearance of tin wearer. No charge for titling.
Hast side I'ulilie Square, Frankfort, Indiana, ovory Saturday.
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jq-oTIrK TO IIIOIUS, CUKDITnliS. KIT.
In the mutter ol the estate of hllis T. l.iltlo deceased. In the Jlouttiomerv Circuit. Court, November term, lS'.M. Notice is hereby niveii that Allen Ityers as Administrator of tin' estate of Kills I''. Utile, deceased, has presented and tiled his Recounts and vouchers in Imal settlementor said cstute, and that the satuo will eomo 11 for the elimination and action of said Circuit Convt on tho liitli day of Novomlier. 1.'-ill. at whi\-!i time all heirs croi'itors or legatees ot said estate are replied toappourin said Court and show cause it any there tie, why said accounts and vouchers should not lie approved, anil tho heirs or distributees of said estate are also notified to bo in said Court at the time alorosaid and make prool of heirship. Dated tills l!lt.h ilay of October.
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Administrator.
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NESS & HEAD NOISES CURED by X'ock's INViSlKLK TURUIAR EAB CUSHIONS, Wlilspera heard. Com-
-TCatato of l)»*nl(*y .laokman. d»jcM*v| Notico is hereby tfivou tl\:it tho imderAignod has hoon appointed ami duly |iinliJWMl as Administrator ol tho ostato of Donioy .Jackman late Montgomery county, Indiana. doorasod. Said ostato in suppoftod to iv nmolvont. IK-l. 'JIUi mi. .. 1IKNKX U. VAKCLKAYK.
Administrator.
HE WILL- NEED A CLOAK.
Ladies, il you are in need of a Cloak this "Winter you Will save money by buying it at,
I" PLACE —1 nr" "l ""V, null tumtuui I'iUl rCll UllCillJCl Lilrtll I TIMID PLACE:—\\ have over nine hundred cloaks lor you to select from, in all the Latest Styles.
riRST PEACE —We have the largest assortment ever brought to the citj. SECOND PLACE ---We buy them right from the manufacturer and therefore can sell cheaper than other houses. TIMID PL ACE:—o have over nine hundred cloaks lor vou to select from in all the Latest st-.vw
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BALHIICH BUGLE BRAYS.
Delightful Debate Society Swells, Feasts and Frolics Quaint Queries.
The Balhinch Bugle of last week contained, among other things, tho following:
TIIE DKHATK.
The sruud debate.
Tho popular harangue, tho tart roply. The logic anil the wisdom, ami tho wit, And tho loud laugh—I long to know thorn all." —Coujirr.
The debating club had its regular meeting at the Academy of Music last Friday night. A large crowd was in attendance. Those froui abroad were: Win. Campbell, of Kirkpatriek R. B. Snyder and Rev. Daniel Morris, of Black Creek 5John Brant, Brick Steelle and Morris lierzog, of Waynetown: Bent. Snyder, Seno (iunkle and Major Yotint, of Yountsville Mike tierbnek, Eph Wheeler, John Bishof, the Hon. Tilde Hamilton, F. P. Mount and Harry Morgan, jr., and Miss W. L. A., of Crawtordsville. The minutes of the last meeting were read and approved. Col. John Lewallen was then placed in the president's chair. On taking his seat the Col. said: "Ladies ami (ientlemeii: 1 thank you for the honor conferred upon me. No one realizes the importance of these debates more than myself. They furnish pabulum for the mind. They act
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brain, and nourish it like a mess of cod tish. or a dish of beans. There are young men here to-night who may reach the highest round in the step-ladder of fame. There are young men here to-night who may go to congress- or jail. Friends, I have been grossly misrepresented in the B.
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Broi.K. by Bill Gulliver:
I see him up there in the gallery, and I I desire to state right now that if he keeps on monkeying with me, there will be cotl'ee ami cowhides for two. The visitors from abroad will please come forward and take seats 011 the first row of beer kegs. |Empty.] The question for debate this evening will be: "Resolved, That Wliiskv Drinking is a Greater Evil Than Tobacco Chewing." x\nirmative: George Dawson and Ike Wright. Negative: Capt. Dick Hall and Jim Harwood. 1 will appoint F. P. Mount. Mike Gerbrick, the Hon. Tude Hamilton and W. Brick Steele as judges. Mr. Dawson will now proceed to open the debate. Let us have more order in the gallery."
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Daws,,a. "Mi. President,
fellow citizens and others: Which is the greater evil, whisky drinking or tobacco chewing? Everyone knows that whisky is not only a greater evil than tobacco, but the greatest evil that ever cursed the earth. It litis caused more misery and suffering than anything else. Look at the homes it has ruined, and the brilliant minds it has wrecked. When you once become adicted to the habit, your name is Dennis. You cannot escape from its hellish power. There are men to-day who would give the state of Indiana iwere it theirs to givel if they could abstain front drink. And yet preachers tell us that man is a free agent. know better. Poets may sing of the "roseate cup." but there's nothing as delicious as a glass of fresh buttermilk, or a bottle of lemon pop. Whisky drinking lias caused more crime than anything else in the history of this world. Wine, which produces the same effect its whisky, has done considerable damage. Go back as fur as the days of Abraham and you will see the effects of drunkenness. Mr. President, hand me that Bible. Thank you. Distinguished visitors, this book which 1 hold in my hand is called the I foly Bible. Perhaps you have heard it. I will read from the 1!th chapter of Genises, commencing at the .'list verse. Reads.| 'Our father is old and there is not a man on the earth' 1 cannot finish the verse. It would not be the proper tiling for unto do on this occasions'^There are too many ladies and children" present I Jut you read it yourselves wlu-n you go home and see what strong drink did for Lot. Fellow citizens, 1 tell you whisky has killed more people than war. Now. on the other hand, what harm has tobacco ever done? It has never incited a man to murder. It don't make a man abuse his mother-in-law. It don't make a fiend of a man. It don't place man on par with an idiot, as whisky does. Tobacco is a good thing. Look at some oT these old men here to-night, who have been chewing tobacco all their lives: see how hale and hearty they are. They are sound as it dollar. If a tobacco chew-
er should happen to go to a foreign land and fall into the hands of cannibals, he would stand a good show for his life, because cannibals dislike to feast on tho tlt-sh of one who chews the weed. I advise all missionaries to become continued tobacco clu-wers. Speaking of missionaries reminds me of a little article 1 read in the papers a year or two ago, which stated that a number of missionaries had left London for Africa on a steamship carrying 1.000 Bibles, 7l!0 gallons of gin and (50,000 gallons of rum. •Woe to him who putteth tin-,'cup to his neighbor's lips." saith the Lord. Fellow citizens, tobacco is a glorious thing. Whisky is an evil thing and*'should be dispensed with. I am done."
Capt. Dick Hai.l, "Mr. President, noble patricians and honorable guests: 1 am here to champion the cause of rum, and refute the unjust chargesj^brought against it by the gentleman who has just preceeded me. You all know that whis', ky is tho best thing in the world for a snake bite it has saved many a man's life. It warms us in the winter time and cools us in the summer time it is wonderful thing, and he who has never felt its exhiliarating influence is to be I pittied. Without its influence how could wo elect our mayors and councilmen." [President. "Tude Hamilton, don't talk so loud this is no sale. "My opponent says that, whisky has caused more crime and misery and woe than anything else. I hurl the charge back in his Jtecth as a lie! The greatest wrongs have not been due to rum. Did whisky incite the Puritans to burn witches and Hog Quakers? Does whisky compel the arch tyrant of the nineteenth century, the Czar of Russia, to permit tho persecution of innocent people?
Give the devil his dues, gentlemen. 1 contend that the chewing of tobacco is a greater evil than whisky drinking ever was. In the language of the poet:
Tobacco is a tflthy wood 'Twjvs an lnd'"n s»owed th»» si»od.'
Tobacco is a slow poison. It invites heart, disease. It colors the teeth. No wonder the girls dislike to kiss a boy who chews the nasty stuff. The spectacle of a nice rosy-liped maiden press mg her sweet mouth against one dripping with filthy tobacco juice, is disgusting." (Two cheers from the girls.] I "A few drops of the oil of tobacco will destroy life instantiy. My opponent I said that tobacco would not make an idiot of a man. It may not make an idiot of him but it will place him below the levil of a swine. Why, he is too filthy for even a cannibal, as my oppo
netit admits. -What harm has tobacco done?' Shade of O'Shonnossy! What harm hasn't it done? My opponent would have you believe that whisky drinking is the direct cause ot crime and every unjust act. My opponent quotes scripture to make his points. I can quote scripture to prove my side of the question, as well as lie. I'Take a little wine for your stomach's I sake and your often infirmities.' That's what Paul says. Solomon says: "(Jive wine to him who is of a heavy heart and strong drink to him who is ready to perish." etc.
Gentlemen, tobacco is a greater evil than whisky. I think I have proven it beyond a doubt. 1 will now take my seat. but before I do so I will have to ask somebody for a cliew of-Dog Leg." 1 left my plug in my other pants pocket."
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lent judges and sleepy visitors: My colleague litis said about all there is to be said on the subject, and as the hour is getting late and our visitors are getting fatigued. 1 will be decidedly brief in my remarks." Visitors. Hear! Hear!'" "O, goon." "It's all night 'till morning." etc.. etc.] "It would be unnecessary for me to say any more on the subject, folks, for I perceive by the features of I the judges that we have already won. I However. 1 will say that whisky drinking is one of the vices of civilization,
The introduction of whisky into virgin countries by so-called Christian nations has caused worlds of misery. Whisky is the. king of evils. while tobacco is a blessing to many a poor cuss. A gum chewer is filthier than a tobacco chewer. There I are two kinds of tobacco, tine-cut tobacco. which is adulterated with rag weed, and plug tobacco, which is mixed with licorice, or something of the kind.
Some like fine cut better than they do plug but I think it's all good.
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".Mr. President, etc.:
My opponent said that whisky was the king of evils and that tobacco was a blessing. Well. now. whisky possesses more virtues than tobacco, or my name isn't -Bill Gulliver" (?\. It is not in the use. l.iiit the abuse of whisky that does the harm. We could not get: along withii-.it whisky in sickness, but wo could get along without tobacco. 1 think ihere has been enough said on
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this question, so I will stop right now. before I get wound up. When I get wound up I am like an eight day clock."
The judges decided the question in favor of the aflirmative. When the decision was announced tin- wildest confusion ensued, and a riot seemed imminent. Order was finally restored, however. and the crowd retired to the pop garden, where the eminent visitors were wined, sandwitched, cidered. poped and toasted until daylight.
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The greatest feature of the season was the grand quadrille last Thursday night at the Academy of Music. The affair was given by the ultra fashionables of the younger set. The ladies were elaborately attired, the most prominent figure being Miss Pansy DcLaeir. She wore a gown of heavv red brocade silk. Clusters of yellow roses were half hidden behind festoons of Iihies, fringed with white interwoven in the material. The coat fronts were of lilac silk, falling over a princess front of white crepe de lisse, tier corsage was of gauze and was held in place with peacock feathers. She was the belle ,,f the evening. The gentlemen wore sky blue claw-hammer coats, white vests. Mother Hubbard pants, a la zebra. They wore button hole bouquets of hot house a/.eleas. I he\ looked as happv as pigs ina perse lev patch, their faces being wreathed in monkey grins. After the dancing was over the guests pro naded around the room, led by Miss l)e LaWeiraml Dick- llall. while (heorchep. a played "Marching Through Georgia." 11 was almost daylight before the festive crowd dispersed.
I he )M Lady 'Missionary Societv held a meeting at the Melhodist church parlors las! night. Resolutions were passed to the effect that if the World's
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A musicale and chocolate was given hist Saturday night at I he residence of James Weir, bv Miss Eugenie Redwig, a charming belle from near Veedorsburg. v"-:- ,'V
A card party was held Saturday night at. the handsome boudoir of Ike Wright. The game of the evening was progressive poker, which progressed to a rough-and-tumble tight. No bones broken,
Capt. Dick Hall gave a delightful cider parly at his home on west Swamp-El in street last Monday night. A large number was present, in.ith voting and old. "Biled" cider (lowed in ceaseless streams, and the boys sauntered home at early cock-crow- feeling very funny.
Miss Rosena Dungrake. a fair and blowzy belle ot some .'Si! autumns, who has been loitering at the Shades' of Death the past summer, returned to Balhinch last week. A reception in her honor was given last Tuesdav night at the residence of Col. Lewallen
'I- one the largest assortments ever brought to the city. We invite
call and examine our line of new I- all and inter goods just received. It cost you nothing: to look at goods.':
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Fair was not closed on Sunday the society would boycott it. A letter was read from the Epworthless league of Jackville. stating that the league would join the society in boycotting the fair, The committee on Patagonia reported that the society had sent o.OOO hymn books. 10,000 Bibles and 5 missionaries to that country during the past year. Tin- ladies then sat down to a supper consisting of ginger snaps and catnip tea. After singing "Amazing Grace."' the meeting adjourned. Their next meeting will be held Oct 1. ISO,'!.
0 Ql'KSTlONS AM) A NSW I, lis. To whom should I apply to acquire instruction in tirst class penmanship?
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Apply to Hon. Mike White or Manager Townslv.
hy did that preacher purchase ihc celebrated Pettit \V hitehead cot? What did lu- want with it? Did he buy it f„ the memories that, cluster around it, or was ii for the inspiration it might produce?:,:?'- Camit.ki.utks. ^u \vill have to ask the invuvlier yourselves.
In hugging one's girl which arm should one use? How much pressure should be applied? L. S.
Balhinch etiquette requires"mie to use the right arm. 'The pressure should be turned on by degrees and increased till she grunts, but the young lnan'froiu Crawfordsvillc. who drove through Iiere last Sunday, with his girl, used Mh arms. The pressure lie applied must have been about 1(M) pounds to tile square inch.
as boodle used in this county during the last Presidential campaign? II
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/I he Republican and Democratic eeu. 11 rid commitces both received bootlle to be used for the purpose of buying vnt1--.
The Republicans used their lucre to good advantage: the Moguls and
chinch
bugs, composing the inner-circle of tinCrawfordsvillc Cleavehmdites, used the Democracy's money to pay their lawsmortgages, etc.
I would like to ask you two question ?. I. Did .lesus Christ ever use ahu-ive language in adressing his congregations.' "J. Did he die like a (iod?
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1. Christ was a dealer in billingsgate, and on one occasion addressed flic multitude Ihusly:. --Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?" Matthew "j:i A iper is the most poisonous and loathsome thing that inhabits the earth. N" Anarchist ever used more abusive language than this man Christ. lie died reluctantly, calling on his heavenly tat her to "remove this cup from me. and "why hast thou forsaken me?
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