Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 24 October 1891 — Page 4
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DR. E. HUNTS LNGER,
SPECIALIST
For the Throat
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YOU
THE OLD TRADE PALACE
Is now filled chuck full ot Xew Goods of
KVEUV KIND AND QUALITY.
THE CHEAPEST
The most complete assortment evor shown in the city .J
Dress Goods, Faiioy Goods, piillinsry IMS,
Cloth, Cassimere Cloth,
In fsict we do not hesitate to sav we have the
Eye, Bar, Nose and chronic Diseases.
Sl'KCIAL attention to 1 li lonKost standing and most diniciilt canes to cure, asliranular itml lnflamoil I,ids, Weak, Watery I-.J-OM, Dimness oi Sight, Closure" of Tear Duct?, etc. CETataracts, I'roas Kyen and all Surgical Operations on tho IJyo liall Skillfully performed without pain. DlschargeM from tho Kara. Deafness, Noises in tho Head successfully treated where others fail.
in of very form quickly cured by the niildest and most successful treatment, ever uaed. No omlarassiu£ examinations. No I'aiu. No dancer. Voregoiii|! class of diseases treated by special contract. Charges about one-half tho visual loos ol recognized siicclallstsof Cincinnati, C'hloagoor Indiananults for tho BUIIIO work.
Spectacles,
tacles and Eye (.lasses, for which
purposo the Doctor has one of the moat elaboriito ana complete set. of teeihiui appliances in tho west. Special pains taken lo fit the eyes and face, thus civlng tlieRi-eatest ease and coinfort, as well as «reatly improving the personal appearance of the wearer. No charge for fitting.
flffipp Kast side Public. Square, I'ninkfor!, l»UJLLLuu diana, every Saturday.
Dr. Jluntsin^er will lie at Dr. Mcl'ormick's ofllco in I'nnvfordsville on October 15, and at Dr. Kloiser's ollice in Waveland on Friday, :J0 until 10 o'clock a. in. only, aud at Dr. IJ. C. Roger's ofll'-o .11 Uockvillo Friday, (let. :jo, afternoon only.
NESS & HEAD KQISCS CURES by
l'eck'8 INVIS111LK TUBULAR EA8 CUSHIONS* Whtopcrs heard. Com
fortable* SoeeMifr.? wifr* all KtnftriiNfoil. P. lUSCOX, 8S3 Ur'dway, Mw Tork. Wrile for «f pr«*Ci VttKIC*
And Best Selected Sloe
Erer shown in Crawfordsville. We have
And serve all alike. Any child you may send to mv store can lmv iust"as cheap as though you came yourself. We have the
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AND BEST
LIGHTED ROOM in the State..
D. F. McCLURE,
TRADE PALACE.
THE JEWELER.
207 E. MAIX ST.
AVil s.ive you money on watches
jeloeks, gold pencils, gold and si
headed canes and umbrellas, knives
forks and spoons, and everything you
want in his line. He will
Repair Your Wntcli
Or clock. st it will keep tini" if
others have failed, (live him a trial
and be convinced the above'are facts
Sole agent for the celebrated Rock ford
Watch.
C. L.ROST.
•JVjfUTlCK TO HKIIiS, (JHKDITol.'S, KTC.
In the matter ot the estate of Kllis T, Kittle ileceased. In the Monlcomer*' Circuit, Court, Novemberterm, lsill. Notice is hereby iMven that Allen llyers as Administrator of the estate of ICtlis 1-'. I.ittlo. deceased, has presented and Hied his accounts and vouchers in final settlementof said esliitc, and that the same will eomo up for the examination and action of said Circuit Conrt on the loth day of November. P-M. at which timo all heirs creditors or legatees of said estate are re.pned 10 appear in said Court and show cause if any there be, why said accounts and vouchers should not be approved, and tho li.-lrs or distributees of said estate are also notified to bo in said Court at the tune aforesaid and make proof of heirship. Dated thismtli day of October, v'
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„AL1.KX HVKUS. Administrator.
J^OTJOKOK A IM'Ol NTM KNT.
Kstnto of iVnicy Jaokman, il»vfca*0'l. Notice is hereby given thai the undersigned has been appointed and dnly iuali!led as Administrator of the estate of Donley .lackman late of .Montgomery county, Indiana, deceased.
Said ortt it© in suppou'd tn iiwolvont
o-t. xritii m\. liKNkx i). vanc'lkave. Administrator.
WILL NEED A CLOAK
Ladies, il you are in need ot a Cloak this "Winter vou Will save money bv having it at
W- O N E E
FIRST PLACE:—We have the largest assortment ever brought to the city. SECOND PLACE:—'We buy them right from the manufacturer and therefore can i-sell THIRD PLACE:—Wo have over nino hundred cloaks for you to select from in all
THE Rkview.
T.. £,T.TSJS,
BALHII0H BUGLE BRAYS.
Delightful Debate Society Swells, Teasts
and Frolics Quaint Queries.
The Balhinch Bugle of last week contained, among other things, the following:
TIIK DKliATK.
I'he grand debate.
1 ho i)0pular harangue, tho tart reply, I he logic and the wisdom, aud tho wit, Anil the loud laugh—I long to know them all." -Coivper.
The debating club had its regular meeting at the Academy of Music last Friday night. A large crowd was in attendance. Those from abroad were: Win. Campbell, of Kirkpatrick 11. 11. Snyder and Rev. Daniel Morris, of Black Creekj'JJolin Brant. Brick Steelle and Morris llerzog, of Waynetown: Bent. Snyder, Seno (Junkie and Major Yount, of Yountsville Mike Gerbrick, Eph Wheeler, John Bisliof, the Hon. Tutlo ^,it.tiocl.
Hamilton, F. P. Mount and Harry Mor gan, jr.. and Miss W. L. A., of Crawfordsville. The minutes of the last meeting were read and approved. Col. John Lewallen was then placed in tho president's chair. On taking his seat the Col. said: yj.
"Ladies and Gentlemen: 1 thank you for the honor conferred upon me. No one realizes the importance of these debates more than myself. They furnish pabulum for the mind. They act on the brain, and nourish it like a mess of cod tish. or a dish of beans. There are young men here to night who may reach the highest round in the step-ladder of fame. There are young men here to-night who may go to congress- -or jail. Friends. I have been grossly misrepresented in the BALHINCH BVOLK by Bill Gulliver: I see him up there in the gallery, and I 1 desire to state right now that if he keeps on monkeying with me, there will be coffee and cowhides for two. The visitors from abroad will please come forward and take seats on the first row of beer kegs. [Empty.] The question for debate this evening will be: "Resolved, That Whisky Drinking is a (ireater Evil Than Tobacco Chewing." Affirmative: Wright. Negative: Capt. Dick Hall and Jim Harwood. 1 will appoint F. P. Mount. Mike Gerbriek, tho Hon. Tutle Hamilton and W. Brick Steele as judges. Mr. Dawson will now proceed to open the debate. Let us have more the gallerv."
George Dawsoi. and Ike
order in
(Jr.omiK DAWS..A. "Mr. President, fellow citizens and others: Which is the greater evil, whisky drinking or tobacco chewing? Everyone knows that whisky is not only a greater evil than tobacco, but the greatest evil that ever cursed the earth. It lias caused more misery and suffering than anything else. Look at the homes it has ruined, and the brilliant minds it has wrecked. When you once become adicted to the habit, your name is Dennis. You cannot escape from its hellish power. There are men to-day who would give the state of Indiana (were it theirs to give) if they mid abstain from drink.
preachers tell us that man agent. I know better. Poets mav sing
It would not be the proper thing for me a a many ladies and children present But you read it yourselves when you go home and set" what strong drink did for Lot. Fellow- citizens. I tell you whiskv has killed more
people
than war. Now, on
the other hand, what harm has tobacco ever done? It has never incited a man to murder. It don't make a man abuse his mother-in-law. It don't make a fiend of a man. 11 .Ion't place man on par with an idiot, as whisky does. Tobacco is a good thing. Look nf some of these old men here to-night, who have been chewing tobacco all their lives see how hale and hearty thev are. They are sound as a dollar. If a tobacco eliew-
,. cheaper than other houses.
hundred cloaks lor you to select from, in all the Latest Styles.
er should happen to go to a foreign land and fall into the hands of cannibals, he would stand a good show for his life, I because caunibals dislike to feast on the tlesh of one who chews the weed. I advise all missionaries to become confirmed tobacco chewers. Speaking of missionaries reminds me of a little article 1 read in the papers a year or two ago, which stated that a number of missionaries had left London for Africa on a steamship carrying 1,000 Bibles, 720 gallons of gin and (iO.OOO gallons of rum. •Woe to him who putteth the/cup to his neighbor's lips,' saitli the Lord. Follow citizens, tobacco is a glorious thing.
Whisky is an evil thing and*should be dispensed with. 1 am done."
CAPT. DICK IIAI.L, "Mr. President, noble patricians and honorable guests: .1 am hero to champion the cause of rum, and refute the unjust charges^brought against it by the gentleman who has just preceeded me. You till know that wliis', ky is the best thing in the world for a snake bite: it has saved many a man's life. It warms us in tho winter time and cools us in the summer time it is wonderful tiling, and he who has never felt its cxhiliarating influence is to be
Without its influence how
could wo elect our mayors and councilmen." [President.-—Tude Hamilton, don't talk so loud this is no sale. "My opponent says that whisky has caused more crime and misery and woe than anything else. I hurl the charge back in his Jteeth as a lie! The greatest wrongs have not been due to rum. Did whisky incite the Puritans to burn witches and flog Quakers? Does whisky compel the arch tyrant of the nineteenth century, the Czar of Russia, to permit tho persecution of innocent people? Give the devil his dues, gentlemen. 1 contend that the chewing of tobacco is a greater evil than whisky ilrinKing ever was. In the language of the poet:
*Tolunvo is a filthy weod Twus an th»
Tobacco is a slow poison. It invites heart disease. It colors the teeth. No wonder the girls dislike to kiss a boy who chews the nnsty stuff. The spectacle of a nice rosy-liped maiden press ing her sweet mouth against one drip ping with filthy tobacco juice, is disgusting." [Two cheers from the girls. "A few drops of the oil of tobacco will destroy life instantly. My opponent said that tobacco would not make an
a man
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nia nn
And yet 1°^' plug in my other pants pocket." is a free IKK WKloirr.—"Mr. President, excelMvcol-
lont
make an
idiot of him but it will place him below the Icvil of a swine. Why, he is too filthy for even a cannibal, as my opponent admits. -What harm has tobacco done?' Shade of O'Shonnossy! What harm hasn't it done? My opponent would have you believe that whisky drinking is the direct cause of crime and every unjust act. My opponent quotes scripture to make his points. I can quote scripture to prove my side, of the question, as well as he. 'Take a little wine for your stomach's sake and your often infirmities." That's what Paul says. Solomon says: 'Give wine to him who is of a heavy heart and strong drink to him who is ready to perish.' etc. Gentlemen, tobacco is a greater evil than whisky. 1 think I have proven it beyond a doubt. 1 will now take my seat, but before I tlo so 1 will have to ask somebody for a chew of -Dog Leg." I
judges and sleepy visitors:
of the "roseate cup." but there's nothing I league has said about all there is to be as delicious as a glass of fresh butter-j on the subject, and as the hour is milk, or a bottle of lemon pop. Whisky getting late and our visitors are getting drinking has caused more crime than fatigued. 1 will be decidedly brief in my anything else in the history of this remarks." Visitors.--Hear! Hear!" "O world. Wine, which produces the same effect as whisky, has done considerable damage. Go back as far as the days of Abraham and you will see the effects of drunkenness. Mr. President, hand me that Bible. Thank you. Distinguished visitors, this book which I hold in my hand is called the I foly Bible. .Perhaps you have heard it. I will read from the ll'th chapter of Genises, commencing at the .'list verse. [Reads.] 'Our father is old anil there is not a man on the earth" I cannot finish the verse.
goon." -It's all night "till morning." etc.. etc.) "It would be unnecessary for me to say any more on the subject, folks, for I perceive by the features of the judges that we have already won. However. I will say that whisky drinking is one of the vices of civilization. The introduction of whisky into virgin countries by so-called Christian nations has caused worlds of misery. Whisky is the king of evils. while tobacco. is a blessing to many 'inn chewer is mis'.. A
tobacco chewer. kinds oT tobacco, tint adulterated with rag tobacco, which is mixed
bacco. which weed, and plu
with licorice, or something of the kind. Some like fine-cut better than fhev do plug but I think it's all good.
•JI.M IIAUWOOD. ".Mr. President, etc.: My opponent said that whisky was the king of evils and that tobacco was a blessing. Well. now. whisky possesses more virtues than tobacco, or my name isn "Bill Gulliver' (?). It is not: in the use, but the abuse of whisky that does the harm. We could not get along withojit whisky in sickness, but we could get along without tobacco. 1 think I here has been enough said on
Miss Rosena
a poor filthier There cut to-
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^•CLOTHING,^
HATS. liNIiKI KAli.iiO IM WO SHOES.
Yon sa\ Twenty per cent, by going to
Hit* C,awtdj-iNvi)!^ Clothier and Hatter.
The Only One Price house of the kind in rawfordsville, Indiana.
this question, so 1 will stop right now, before I get wound up. When 1 gel wound up 1 am like an eight-day clock."
The judges decided the question in favor of the affirmative. When the decision was announced the wildest fusion ensued, and a riot seemed imminent. Order was finally restored, however. and the crowd retired to the pop garden, where the eminent visitors were wined, sandwitched, cidered. poped and toasted until daylight.
SOCIKTV S I: I". A I M.
A musicale and chocolate was given last Saturday night a! ihe residence of .James Weir, by Miss Eugenie Red wig, a charming belle from near Yeed erslmrg.
A card party was held'Sal unlay night at the handsome boudoir of Ike Wright. Ihe game ot the evening was progressive poker, which progressed to a rough-and-tumble tight. No bones broken.
Capt. Dick Hall gav party at his home on street last .Monday night, number was present, both
old. "Biled" streams, and at early cocker
a delightful cider /est Swamp-Elm A large young and
cider flowed in ceaseless the boys sauntered home •row feeling very funny.
Dungrake, a fair and
blowzy belle ol some .'M autumns, who has been loitering at the Shades'of Death the p:ts* summer, returned to Balhinch last week. A reception in her honor was given last Tuesday night at tho residence of Col. Lewallen.
of the season last Thursday
The greatest feature was the grand quadrilh night at the Academy of Music. The affair was given by the ultra fashionables of the younger set. The ladies, were elaborately attired, the most prom- ''f used for tin inent figure being Miss 1'ansv Del Weir. She ".yore a gown 'if heavv brocade silk. Clusters of yellow were half hidden behind festoons of lilacs. fringed with white interwoven in the material. The coat fronts were of lilac silk, falling over a princess front of white crepe de lisse, ifer corsage, was of gauze and was held in place with peacock feathers. She was the belle of the evening. The gentlemen wore sky blue claw-hammer coats, white vests. Mother Hubbard pants, a la zebra. They wore button hole bouquets of hot house azeleas. '1 hey looked as happy as pigs in a persel-v patch, their faces being wreathed in monkey grins. After the dancing was over the guests promenaded around the room, led by Miss DeLaWeirand Dick Hall, while tho orchestra played "Marching Through Georgia." It was almost daylight before the festive crowd dispersed.
Fair was not closed on Sunday tho societv would boycott it. A letter was read from the Epworthless league of .Tackville, stating that the league would join the society in boycotting the fair, con-! The committee on Patagonia reported that the society had sent fi.000 hymn books. 10,000 Bibles and 0 missionaries to that country during the past year,
ja
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roses
Ihe Old Lady .Missionary Society held a meeting at the Methodist church parlors last night. Resolutions wenpassed to the effect that if the World's
1 N E W E A
FOR LADIES AND GENTS.
W'c can aa\ cm money in this line, as wc have one the largest assortments ever brought to the city. We invite call and examine our line of new 1- till and inter goods just received. It cost you nothing to look at goods
D- w. rqun,ti%e e''s. opp, court house.
The ladies then sat down to a supper consisting of ginger snaps and catnip tea. After singing "Amazing Grace,'' the meeting adjourned. Their nest meeliiig will be held Oof 1. 1 Sli.",.
(IL'KSTIONS \M) A.Nswi'.Ks. io whom should 1 apply to acquire instruction in first class penmanship?
Balhinch etiquette requires"one to use tht- right arm. The pressure should be turned on by degrees
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W hy did that preacher purchase the celebrated Pettit-W hitehead cot? What did he want with it? Did he buy it, for the memories that cluster around it, or was ii for the inspiration it might produce? CAMIT.F.I.UTKS.
You will have tu ask tin: picui-lu-t yourselves.
In hugging one's girl which arm should one use? How much pres.=ur' should be applied? L. S.
a.rl
increased
till she grunts, but the young man from Crawfordsville. who drove throip/n iK-re last Sunday, with his girl, used both arms. The pressure lie applied must have been about .100 pounds to the. square inch.
Was boodle used in this county iltiring the last Presidential campaign? HONKST VOTM:. rile Republican and Democratic central commitccs both received boodle to purpose of buying votes. The Republicans used their lucre good advantage: the Moguls and chinch bugs, composing the inner-circle of flu1 Crawfordsville Cle:ivelandites. used the I 'eniocracy's money to pay their faves. mortgages, etc. v?
1 would like to ask you two |uesiioi)?. I. Did Jesus Christ ever use ahush'V language in adressing his congregations.
Did lie die like a (iod?
11 NI i: \M
1. Christ was a dealer in billin-S-11'1'' and on one occasion addressed tin' iiuil" titude tluisly: "Ye serpents, ye gencriiion of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?" Matthew '_N! A viper is the most poisonous and loath
most poisonous ano
N'o
some thing that inhabits the earth Anarchist ever used more ahusi\e language than !his man Christ. I'1' reluctantly, calling on his heavenly father to "remove this cup from nie.^ and "why hast thou forsaken u"''-
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'The largest and nobbiest line of gem* furnishing goods to be found in tho cil.v at Swank ,v Clark's.
Mill tI'
ll goods at