Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 10 October 1891 — Page 4

IR. E. HUNTSLNGER.

Advisory l'hysii'iaii to tit" I'liii-ago Surgical In-* stitulo ex-surir^ou .'ltd. Kegiment, Indiana Infiintry: Trustee rhi'vigi' College for tho Eye, bar. Nose and Tlun.-it..

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state of Indl. i-.a, Montgomery County. In tin' Montgomery Circuit Court, September torm, lS'.ll. William turns, et al. vs. Tho unknown heirs of Mary Harkley, dee'd, and tho unknown heirs Or Ch'irlos lv. Smith doe'd. Comjilaint No. 10WS. Now comes the plaintiffs by liritton and MolTett, thorn attorneys and fllo thoir complaint horein, together ivitli an atlldavit that said defendants, the unknown heirs of Mary Harkley. deceased and the unknown holrs ol Charlern K. Smith, deceased, aro not residents of the State of Indiana. Notice is theroforo hereby givon said defendants, that unless they bo and appear on tho 4-1 th day of tho next torm of tho Montgotnety circuit court, to bo taolden on tho artli day of October A. 1). 1891. at tho court house in CrawfonlsvHlo, in said county and state, and answor or demur to said compl aint, the same will bo hoard and determined In their absence. Witness my name, anil the soal said court, afllxed at Crawfordsville, this 2!ltli day of August, A. I).,1S!!1. IlKVRV H, Hl't.F.TT. f'lepK

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BJGLE BLASTS.

Bunkum by Balhinch Bumbkins—Bon-

mots and Blithesome BoutonsMu. Enrron: Last week's Balhineh Bugle contained the following extracts which may interest, instruct and amuse your many intelligent readers:

The debating club had its regular meeting at the Academy of Music last Tuesday night. Bill Grubbs having resigned the oflice of president, Jim Harwood, a Bugle reporter, was appointed in his place. The question debated was "Resolved: That the Farmer is More Useful than the Merchant." Six good men were chosen to act as judges. Affirmative, Col. John Lewallen and George Dawson negative, Capt. Dick Hall and Ike Wright.

COL. LKWALLKX.—"Friends and impartial judges: Who would have the brazen audacity to get up before this intelligent congregation and say that the merchant is more useful than the fanner, and expect you to believe it? Why, the men on the other side don't believe it any more than you or I do. But for the sake of argument they were obliged to take the negative side of the question. Who is there among you who have not been skinned by these grasping merchants? It is not always the Hebrew merchant that skins you. either. O, no. have seen Christian merchants-—men who go to church every Sunday and look sanctimonious—who would have made old Shylock turn pale with envy. They put water in their sugar to make it heavy they adulterate their colTee they give short weights they sell you an article for double its value they lie like the devil, and cheat -great scoti! how they do cheat!" |Chairman "Ike Wright, take your feet off the stove and pay attention to what's going on."] "On the other hand, take the honest farmer. He pays his debts he pays for what he gets, but doesn't always get what he pays for. The farmer is tho most useful man in the United States. Tf it wasn't for him the merchant wouldn't lie in existence, nor no one else for that matter. The farmer is more useful than the merchant. Long may he wave."

DICK H.M.I.. "My friends and noble judges: Vou have heard the affirmative side this question now hear the negative side. We could not very well get along without the merchant and the farmer, but the merchant is more useful than the fanner, notwithstanding Col. Lewallen's speech to the contrary. Judges, we are all after the almighty dollar, which is the 'root of all evil.' The niechaiiM- works for it, the merchant works fi.r it. the farmer works for it. and the preacher preaches for it. Long may it flourish. My opponent seems to think that the farmer is the only honest man there is. This is not true. We are till pumpkins of the same vine, and human nature is the same the world over. If the merchant is tricky, the farmer is also tricky. I have seen farmers sell feathers with 6tones packed snugly in the center to make them weigh: I have known farmers to take a hunk of lard and smear it all over with butter and sell it to merchants and then kick like blazes if they didn't get live times the worth of it." [Charman— "Those young ladies in the back part of the room will have to stop chewing gum or I will have them put out. It distracts my attention."] "Yes, and I have known farmers to sell cholera chickens, and I have seen them put knotty chunks in the bottom of their wagons and pile the good wood on top and swear it was all just like the top sticks. Honorable judges, let us be truthful and admit that their are tricks in AM. trades. We claim that the merchant is more useful than the farmer. If it wasn't for the merchant what would we do for clothes? What would we do for the necessaries of life? We might live without the farmer we could not exist without the merchant."

George Dawson followed Capt. Ilall. He closed his speech as follows: "Merchants are the most penurious of critters. 1 have seen wealthy merchants stand and argue for half an hour with a farmer over a five-cent watermelon. To be sure there are some dishonest farmers, but as a rule these 'hardy sons

of toil'are models of integrity. In the language of the celebrated poet of the east: 'Tho farmer's life displays in ovory part

A moral lesson to tlio nonsual heart.'

|Chairman- "Brack Cash, Stop chewing peanuts or you will be put out."| "If we had no merchants we would be much healthier. We would use rye coffee and maple sugar. We wouldn't have to eat poison in our grub. We would be more prosperous, provided we purchased Seno (Junkie's slat fence. Down with the merchant and up with the farmer, say I."

IKK WKICJHT.—"Mr. President, etc.: Our opponents have tried to prejudice you against the merchant. They have misrepresented him. They have accused him of every crime in the criminal calender. What creates the merchant? Necessity creates the merchant, sir. Anything that is necessary is useful, consequently the merchant must be useful. Town folks and merchants don't have to depend upon farmers for a living." [Chairman "I would ask John L. Davis and those other gentlemen from the eastern part of Balhinch to please remain quiet, and let county fair and hokey-pokey matters alone for the present. We are here to hear and enjoy this debate."] "They can buy of the hucksters. But the farmers have to depend on tho merchants. That why I claim that the merchant is more useful than the farmer."

While tho judges retired to an ante room to make up a decision, the congregation tapped a barrel of crab apple cider, and bumper after bumper of the sparkling fluid was tossed down. The judges were out three hours and a half. After much wrangling they finally agreed to disagree, and everybody wended his way home loaded with cider and song.

SOCIKTY ClliCIJ-.s.

A buttermilk was given during the past week in honor of the Misses Flapdoodle, of West Jackville. by Miss I)orindo Dellall. Each lady was pivsented with a souvenir.

Miss Taffy Stuinpinu'ton gave a delightful green luncheon in honor of Miss Honey Wafer last Monday. Covers were lain for The souvenirs were life-sized pictures of Col. Lewallen on mulehack.

Jim Harwood. on Wednesday, dined and pidered the members of the deflating club. Jim took the club into his confidence and admitted that ho was none other than Bill Gulliver.

The ladies of the Second Campbollite church gave an enjoyable Tom-cat show at the church Saturday night. MrsStumpingtou's old cat, Alexander, took first premium.

The most notable event of the season was the butter bean social and dance last Friday night, at the residence of Dick Hall. Although the weather was excessively warm, there were between .10 and 7.") young persons present. The Jackville orchestra furnished the music. *..*

Balhinch proposes to keep right up with the procession. A syndicate is being formed, consisting of George Dawson. Ike Wright. Jim Harwood and others. for the purpose of piping natural gas to this place. We already have plenty of natural gas, but there is room for more. We want a more substantial article, something that will burn. -."

Those brave Chicken Thief Detectives of Ripley township have, thanks to their brothers, the horse thief detectives, been victorious. Who was there to be found base enough to render a decision against these men? It would have been an outrage on justice to have made "Old Speck's" benefactors pay damages for their undaunted valor. They, together with the intrepid jury, will over be remembered as some of nature's noblest men. Let us honor them. "Let lau rels, drench'd in pure Parnassian dews, reward their memories."

At a banquet, the other night, in honor of the R. T. C. T. D. C., held at the Soup and Cracker House, the following poem was recited: Now iet tho glasses of nectar go round, And the county ring out with hilarious sound, While we drink a proud toast to the sturdy and brave— Tho ISiploy detectives, long, long may they wave. When old "Speck" wan purloined—snatched from her throne. And her chicks left to scratch thoir gravel alone. Detectives went scouring the hill and tho glade. And then they wound iip by arresting a maid. We'ro proud of that jury—tho twelve good men, Who faithfully stood by that old speckled hen C'omo pass round tho nectar, let's drink to them, tOCV— Tho horse thief detectives so loyal and true. •jf

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church and become a Christian. It would make yon more popular, put many it dollar in your purse, and save you from the wrath to come. Rr.v. .1."

During our long sojourn on this mundane sphere, we have travelled over a vast extent of territory and come in contact with a great many persons, but we have our first Christian yet to see. A true follower of Christ would be a great curiosity. In trying to be a Christian, one becomes a hypocrite. It is impossible to be a Christian. It would be necessary to change human nature. A person would have to be endowed with the propensities of a cringing fiste, so he could turn his left cheek when someone whacked him on the right. One would have to "Return good for evil," and do many other unnatural impossibilities. My dear Rev., we have no desire to increase the number of hypocrites which compose church congregations. The Bugle says what it thinks. It has none of that disgusting sycophancy in its nature so characteristic of tho average political sheet. My dear Rev., we do not wait to see whether a thing is going to be popular before we give an opinion. In spite of Bible-tliumping soul-damners, blatherskites, and jack-rabbit politicians, "Tho mind we sway by, and tho hoart we bear.

Shall nover sagg with doubt, nor shako with fear." BILL GCLLIVF.K.

Conference Appointments.

At tho M. E. church conference held in South Bend last week the following appointments were made for the [Crawfordsville district:

II. M. Middleton Presiding Klder. Clermont— Amos Felser. Covington II. L. Kindig: Crawfordsville—G. W. Switzer. Crawfordsville Circuit— J.

M. Stafford.

Danville--S. P. Edmondson. Darlington—E. T. Spohn. Flackville—J, S. Hoaglanc. Haughville- -C. U. Stockbargor. Hillsboro—C. M. Leason. supply Jamestown and North Salem- J. H. Worrall.

Ladoga--E. W. Lawhon. Lebanon W. P. MeKinzie. Lebanon circuit—H. C. Neal. Mace J. (i. Stephens. Marshall E, B. Wood. New Richmond W. II. Hargrave. Newtown H. M. Campbell. Perrysville -W. A. Smith. Pittsboro 11. G. Odgen. Rotnney W. B. Warren. Rosston G. W. Bower. Russellvillc—S. M. Hayes. Thorntown David Handley. Veedersburg —W. F. Dingle. Waveland S. Godfrey. Whitest own—To be supplied.

Yountsville—J. F. McDaniel. Zionsville -S. C. Kennedy. W. II. Hickman. President Clark University, Atlanta, Ga.. and member of Crawfordsville Quarterly Conference.

H. C. Weston left without appointment to attend school. W. F.Switzer, of Covington, is sent to Michigan Citv.

Right You Are.

Up at Logansport they have a paper called the Journal. It makes a serious objection to Rev. Wm. P. Kane's name oeing used in connection with the presidency of Wabash College. It charges that Mr. Kane is a prohibitionist! Really, now. that is an awful accusation to make of a minister. Probably the Journal is of the belief that a minister should be running a saloon, or getting out on a time with the bovs!! The man who is at the head of an educational institution where there are as many young men as are annually found at Wabash College, ought to have some pretty well-developed and decided ideas on the liquor question. The Journal may think that colleges are the places where young men are taught to drink whiskey and practice how much liquor they can stow away within their carcasses and it may be that was the kind of a college the writer in the Journal attended. Hut as

rule the youth

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