Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 22 August 1891 — Page 5

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I WANT CORN White and Yellon

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At once. Will pay the very highest price to secure it quickly. Bring it in.T 1 also want all the

RYE and OATS

In the county. Be sure and see me before uu -5c.il. Remember no one can

PAY MORE FOR WHEAT

Than Darter. So far have bought more than all the other dealers in the city combined and want

100,000 BUSHELS MOEE

W. M. DARTER

BIG FOUll ELEVATOR.

GREAT REVOLUTION IN MILLING

AT THE

WAYNETOWN MILLS.

After remodeling our mills we are leading in everything. Try our|3

Monarch Brand"

Of Flour and you will have no other.

FRANK HALLO WELL & CO.,

WAYNETOWN, INDIANA.

Blouses and Shirt Waists.

Call at Rountree's Bazaar and see the pretty line oi' Ladies and Children's Blouses and Shirt Waists, including calico, Percale. Outing Cloth, French Flannels and silk. Having a large stock on hand they are being closed out at

HALF PRICE.

Now is the time to purchase if you want the value of your money, you can not afford to miss this opportunity."

D. W. ROUNTREE

10 MAIN .STREET.

'Has Evidence of Curing Hundreds After They Had Been Gi veil up to Die.

boat Kutt lintel, Cra\vf..nlsvill.', on .Monday, September i. l.-'.il../

(Jliiof of tho Iii'!i!inii|»lirt Kye, liar Cnm-«r, aiul llo,-t,n 1 Hospital, formerly of the Chirni Surgical Instituto, ami a lio lias iittriieunt so mueli .•uteiuinji tliroiighcmi tin* known iiujilioal world by discovering a tievv lermieiilo Cure for Chronic Oiserises will foi

ourcj any ikvcptoj caw. Consultation and Examination is Free. An examination will eonviin'o tli mom nkc]ii'fil. ytvirsof experience in the largo Hospitals of New York dud I'liiladelphia have perjiaied Hi".

IMseasoe of the Heart, Spieon and Slomacli, Ovarian Tumor.s, Sterility, the ivnuit el' or ignoranck! ran bo cured.

Success. Dr. liarne.- han attained

HPhenominal

kj most wonder! uI Hueci-ss in the treatment of Use cases to which he givi^i special attentkiii.

Qatarrh, not a Hiiiglo failure to euro in the past nix years allows us to otler the safest and most pleasant method of getting rid of the most loathsome uinease known to man. 6ross-Eyos, one minut" is all that is required to straighteu the worst cns«, no matter ho has treated you. Cataract, Pterygium, and other eye disomies, receives eminently successful treatment,

Rupture, is still being cured by the Karnes modieatrd truss anil treatment. Many iuo testifying to the success ol it

Unna, persons consulting should bring four oa*cts of nrine for examination. HegWcted or Badly Treated Cases, are piven flPfcwrl attention and solicited. He cures hiinwrVjs of cases given up to die, and will not unUrUk.o un incurable case.

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Jltmuiubw tho daio and come early as his rooms are always owded. Address 1)11. DAWSON E. HAUNKS, Indianapolis,-Ind,

Twit I SOU for a failure to

Private Diseases. Women as well as men, sutTei'ing from dischargen, the result of Jixcesses or srlf abuse, no4tnger ablo to enjoy the KH-iety of tlin ojiposito sex. unfited for busim^s and rendering hoaltliy marriage inipohUiblH can be cured iu confidence.

Stricturn, Varicac-le, Ilydro-lcle, Spermatorrji'en!, (.lee:, CrHvl, Prostatic ami liladder dise'i.rips aie piirmanently cured without the k-nile.

Rectal Diseases. Wle* Fistula, Vimurr, ]iolajisus, UiCi rations, nositively cure.) without tile knife or deteutinn from business po chn.«t" ol diet, no pain, k»ife. or ligat-ure, but will euro every ease,

Indianapolis Eye, Ear, Cancer and Rectal Hospital.

1.117 North Tennessee Street, •,?:

This dreadful disease often n»glect-

ij1Can#er.

or ovor looked unlil-ti late. \\Y kavt* hundreds of rrflVrciicoti of parties cured without th« kaife or pain, early Interference in the only safe rule, sarhig both life, money and t:me.

Patients aro treated by mail and express tout. when possible a personal examination Is preferafcl». I.mt.of questions vjnton ap|ilica!ion. i'.ut all consultations by mail khould be accompau-

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RESIDENCE, 415 S. Washington St.

BALHIN0H BUGLE ILUSHLETS.

Answer to a Correspondent—Exciting Debate—Old Settlers Eeunion—Adulteration of "Whiskey. Mk. EDITOK: 5 ,,.,.

The last isBue of the Balhinch Bugle contained the following: "This is all trua as it i« strange."—Shake. •'Many a true word is oft' spoken la Jost."— Clod/eller.

A correspondent writes thusly: "I am thinking of making a preacher "out of myself. Should I decide to do so [would I be obliged to follow the commandments of Jesus Christ?"

In order to become an honest Christian minister, you must obey the commandments of the Peasant of Palestine. You must not "Resist evil therefore, you should not defend your own daughter from insult or outrage. You must lovo your enemies, (the devil is the worst enemy you have,) and love your neighbor as yourself. "Lay not up treasures on earth," but subsist upon tho toil of others. When you^sook a location give no thought about your salary, the Lord will provide you with yellow- legged chickens. If a man robs you of a $5 bill hunt him up and present him with another $." bill you will then he "Returning good for evil." Before you start in to preach, "Sell what'thou hast and give to the poor." You must also denounce all luxury, ease and art. "Give no thought of the morrow," for the ravens will feed you. So you see, it is a very easy thing to lie a true Christian. Of course we have none such here, but up at the county seat they are iis numerous as blackberries in July.

The Balhinch Debuting society held its lirst meeting last night in the Academy of Music. Bill (Jrulibs was elected president. The subject for debate was: "Resolved, That Cain Married His Sister." Affirmative. (Jeorge Dawson and Dick Hall negative. Ike Wright and Major Weir. Col. John Lewallen was chosen to act as judge. .Dawson opened the debate as follows: "MK. PKF.sioi'.NT. NOISI.K JI

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BOYS

We are here this evening

for the purpose ol' discussing a profound question a question that has confounded the Iheologian and perplexed the mind of the Bible student for many generations. Most worthy Judge, did Cain marry his sister? We claim that lie did. 1 have given this subject much thought. 1 can interpret the Scriptures.!) with much flippancy, and am prepared^to say that Cain did marry his sister because there was no one else for him to marry, except his grandmother .1 udge.—"Who was his grandmother':'-

Dawson. "The earth, yourhonor. Again I say that Cain did marry his sister. It had to lie so. It couldn't lie otherwise. Our llunky opponents will try to make you believe that Cain tlid not marry his sister, but I defy them to prove it. They can't prove it. Most worthy .1 udge 1 (rust you will'decide this question in our favor, as I have produced an argument, as linn as the Rock of (iibralter. 1 will now give way for my opponent."

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Uei:i(.UT uxn:: The illogical

ass that has just preceded me said that we could not prove that Cain did not marry his own sister. What lias

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proven? Nothing, your honor. We all know that after ('ain slew tin? fourth part of mankind there were only two human beings on earth, besides himself. We also know that Seth was the third child of Mother Kve. We further know that Seth was not born until after Cain was married in the land of Nod, where he was banished. How in the name of common sense could Cain marry his sister when he had none? Who was his wife, then? Imperial Judge, isn't if more reasonable to suppose that he married a monkey's sister and waited for her to cvolute? Of course if is. Host admirable Judge. I hope you will decide thi.-- question in our favor. It will be to voni advantage to do «-.o. The next time I see you In Crawfoj-.isville 1 will take you around to Muhleisen's Clipper and set 'em up. Judge, unlike our opponents. we have not plunged very deep istothe murky waters of .Jewish mythology. but we know and you know, that Cain did not ma: ry his own. sister.

I will now sit down." The next speaker v.as Dick Hall. He said: "The blatherskite who has just tin ished talking has jumped the bounds of common sense. Why. the idea of a man wedding a monkey! The 1 hing'sabsurd. It excites our contempt. If Cain did not marry his sister who in the Devil did he marry He must have had a sister. He had ta have one. By holier, we'll make him have no anyhow. I know lie had a sister, because I oner heard a preacher say

ko.

I endorse all

Mi at my collca^iK'has faid."

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D. C. BARNHILL, FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER.

Cor„er Washington anil Plko Streets, Crawfordsville, Indiana. Office Open Day and NiKht.

Major Weir, negative, closed the debate. Said he: "I think further argument on our part is unnecessary. I believe we have already won. I have great faith in the intelligence of the Judge. Speaking of the land of Nod, the Major said it meant tho land of sleep,—"I perceive tho Judge is there now," he shouted—and that Cain's marriage was all a dream.

At the conclusion of the Major's remarks the Judge said tho question was too momentous to be decided in one night. He wanted a week in which to weigh the arguments. At the next meeting of the society he would render a decision. While the Judge was speaking the meeting broke up in a row and wrangle, while the air was thick with epithets, spitoons and old tobacco ehews. *.

The old settlers of this and adjoining townships held a reunion last Saturday at Sycamore Park. A large number of old settlers and young settlers from all over the

county were present. A groat many old and interesting relics were on exhibition in the grove. They attracted much attention. .The log cabin built by O'Shaunnossv. the founder of Balhinch, was mounted on a log wagon and drawn to the grounds by four cream-colored oxen. The collar worn by "Lead," the nester ol' the

Balhinch hounds, made in is:w in Aaron McCrea's jew­

elry store, was on exhibition. This relic was enshrined in a glass case of quadruple thickness and was guarded by flic Balhinch Militia under the command of Lieut Jim Yancleave. Joe Taylor exhibited a stilletto made in Sicily for the local trade, and John Wamplera petrified unpeeled banana from nearjfJackville. The other relics were: Portrait in oil. from the gallery of Col. Lewallen. of "Horney-]landed Smith" at the Battle of ountsville Bridge. (Everybody remarked the natural expression of the left eye.I A fragment of the raft on which Dick I lull crossed Ofliel during the war: teeth made at Burst's fertilizing factory, on Sugar Creek, and worn by Mace Townslev: "Old Speck." kindlv donated by the li. T. C. T. 1). C. paper collars, worn by O'Shaunnossv: moccasin. worn by the celebrated Indian chief. Cornstalk boots, worn bv Ofliel and I made in 18'_!'2: lock of Shaunnossy's I whiskers pint bottle (t mpty'i Ike right: half of a roasting ear grown in 1

Si id. Dick Hall: iron breast pin, made at the Yountsville blacksmith shop: hokeepokce. captured at the Crawfordsville fair in 1SS7 by John L. Davis: skeleton of a mastodon, excavated near the Devil's Backbone backbone of a megalosaurus the big toe of an ichthyosaurus, found while digging for silver in a ravine: deck of cards that was in the Mlack Hawk war rib of a Mound Builder bootjack used by Capt. Keller, and one of Annie Uoonie's whiskers.

Col. Lewallen. the I )eiiioslh'ehes "of lialhinch, was tile orator of fhe dav. lie was introduced to the crowd by Nick Thompson, of Jackvillc. Below is a synopsis of the Colonel's speech.

"Old Sktti.kus ami Fku.ow I loiW

n,i s:--L 1 am glad to see so man}-old boys present on this joyous but ephemeral occasion. I am glad to see

my address, endeavor to appear preempfory without being lugubrious, didactic, ribald or diffuse. I shall lie candid. I shall not evade the truth, nor resort to tergiversation. Fellow citizens, huge mastodons one, reaminilat ed hese hills in droves and s! ,,-^he earth with their mighty pedal vlnViiu-s. I have seen them. When I lirst: came I this state from Ohio. I'rUiineh was not on the map. I helped clear the. wilderness and make the land tit for you young folks to l:ve in. and you youngsters of to day. "Who tin prim:-om"^»ff!• 1 i11 inni'O 1

owe. us old-iiniers a debt of gratitude. ou young bucks have no idea what dangers we passed through. have killed snakes as big as big as that buckeve tree Bill Orubbs is leaning against. have had several narrow escapes from the ferocious ront iphosriphorniosf icos, and 1 have been chased by tigers fo their very dens on ireen st reef, in Crawfordsville.

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smiled upon the wigwam of the red man, aye, and that very identical moon that looks down upon tho pale-faced beau of Balhinch and his sweetheart at the front gate, also looked down upon the dusky lovers wooing beside the Offiel. Fellow pioneers, I love to look back to those happy pictures of long ago, when you and I went to log rollings and old hoe-down jamborees. Where are those days now? They have passed down the echoless aisles of oblivion. And now fellow citizens, as we part, let us hope that we may meet again."

As the Col. finished Bpeaking he was greeted with three cheers and a tiger. The Jackville band played "Glory. Hallelujah," the old settlers quartette sang "Sweet Violets." "Only a Pansy Blossom." and "Old Lang Syne." Hard cider and sorghum beer were distributed, free of charge, and the meeting adjourned. *,*

A large attendance of the people of Balhinch and vicinity was held at the Academy of Music this week, the object of it being to form a society for the suppression of the adulteration of whisky. Officers to servo one year each were elected. Several able speeches were made on the occasion, and much enthusiasm prevailed. A series of stirring resolutions were passed. A number of letters were received from persons in various parts of the county, speaking in a very encouraging manner of the object of the society. We give space in the Bioi.r. this week to several of these, as follows:

On My Fau.m m.ai Lixukx

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many blooming

ihysiognoinies in this vast assemblage. l'Vilow citizens, where we now stand was once a howling wilderness. tenant ed only by fhe bear, the panther, tin' tiger.

Ihc plcsiosaurus. the mastodon, etc. 1'Vllow citizens. I shall, in

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Aug. If. '!11.

KNTLF.M KN The object of your organization is a noble one—to prevent the adulteration of whisky—especially should the putting of glucose sugar in it be not permitted. My warmest wishes for your success.

En. Coi.KMA.N.

Koss. Aug.

]-J. 1S!M.

Siks: (!o on in your good work. I am sat isfied there would be fewer coroners' inquests if there was less impure whisky on the market.

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CiKnti.f.mi.N: As the sun sinking in the west: guilds every mountain and valley with a coat of gold, as the moon riding high in Heaven sheds its pure, silvery light, on every living thing, so does my heart go out in deep feeling for the object of your society. J. F.

Waiikfl.

Ed. I reader.

Limikn.

Ind.. Aug. 10. '!i|.

OF

Soi'IKTY:

You haw my heartfelt sympathy in the great reform inaugurated by'you. I am satislied there would be much less need of Good Templar societies and that rates for insurance would be much lower. if whisky was purer. Enclosed is chock for tf1.Hi- to aid in your noble work.

J.s. Bi-.nm:tt.

WWNF.'I'OWN. Aug. II. Hill.

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J'he "Hornet" is at your bidding'at any time to aid in suppressing the great evil of the adulteration of whiskv. or anv other vinous or malt liquors drank on 1 he promises. I feel assured in stating that business would be much better if coal oil. lamp black, oil of almonds wen.* uucompounded wilh whisky.

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here hose fields of green

corn nod in the August winds the fox. unscared. dug his hole and lived on the fal of the land. That same siwi that sheds its golden beams upon our cilv.

John

Fi.wnki.i.n 'J.Y., Aug. l:

GENEBAL STATE 1TEWS.

Crown Point has a new band.

Brazil has a sure enough ghost. Gamblers are rampant in Ft. Way no.

Ft. Wayne water works has 39 wells.

Chas. Kilgore, prominent Delphi mail, dead.

Laporte. Jiand gives open-air concerts.

Richmond natural gas prices are to he advanced.

people spend the tima

Monticello hunting frog

Eleven-foot snake killed at Connorsville, Thursday.

Strong flow of gas found at Shelbyville 17.") feet deep.

Rushville claims the prettiest school marms in the state.

Tipton canning factory is putting uj oceans of tomatoes.

Fight on between saloonkeepers and' druggists at Shelbyville.

Father Duemig has been catholic priest at A villa 'i."i years. Wineniac rejoices in the possession o£ a night blooming eereus.

Bishop Dwenger, Ft. Wayne, is rapidly regaining his health.

Frankfort building a cigar box factory with a capacity of (1.000 daily.

Thus. J. I'ozell. Tipton, took roughon rats to kill himself, but failed.

I emocrats are said to be hoo-dooing the fanners' alliance at Seymour.:

Liberty expects to have a broom factory which, will make i00 dozen per week.

Put nam county fanners are wrathy over short wheat weighing by a grain dealer.

Anthony C. Manning. 77, and Mrs. Amelia Thompson. 7!'. married at Elkhart Thursday.

From Valparaiso to Fields is '21 miles. A Pennsylvania train ran it the othet day in '21 minutes.

Muncie News makes shoots at Andov_ son and says she only has one horse in her tire department.

A Flurry in Wheat.

Wheat lias been all prices in the past few days. Last Saturday our grain merchants paid i?l.0i2 per bushel, on Monday it brought £.1. and 'one ol! our merchants li.000 bushels in two hours time. Tuesday it dropped to !8 cents and Wednesday to 'X cents, at- which price it continues at the time we go to press, but the probabilities are it will drop to 110 rents by Saturday night. Corn is tirm and scarce at cents, while oats continues at '2S to .'50 cents.

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Marriage Licenses. Bnmgarner and Lid I !irch-

Held. (Ira nt Cool and bell.

I WANT.

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Mi:. I'KKSIOKNT: ours is a noble cause. At meeting of the (!range I shall 1

the next I lie

matter ol the aiIIIIteration of whisky up before if for consideration. Polificalk. we have got the enemy this year, as it a bad one for democrats on account ol the poor corn crop, for you know a big corn yield makes lots of democrats. .. Ja.mks A. Moi

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ease not in well doing. I have spent years in putting down whisky and am in hearty sympathy with vour move ment. My regards to Cof. Lewallen. Major Weir and others in the great movement of rectitication and reform.

Isaac I.J.wis,

Ci:Awroi:i)svn.i.K. Aug. II. ISiU. PitKsi

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Ever since resigning my portion of colonel of the V.Mst reg. of Ind. vols. I have observed the destructive effects or impure liquors and am glad fo know that Balhinch has taken up the treat work to bring about a reform. liquor purer there is no question mind but that licenses could easily obtained. If there is not soon a practical reform I would advise tin imbibing of pop or milk shake.

Wore in my more

The meeting adjourned with four cheers for rectiticat-ron. razzle dazel and .reform.

.Miuevva E. Can'ip-*..

William Dean and Laura Stark. Edward Brown and Mary 10. Linn."//

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Est rayed, one yearling heifer, reif'id" color with large white spot, illicit ilanl^n4 and in forehead (I think) heavy horns ir and will weigh about 100 pound?*. When seen. Aug. 1. in Crawfordsville. she had an inch rope. "J" feet long, around her horns. $T.On reward for in forma tioij^v'j leading to hev recovery'. -A'

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I'iiuiul I jiiiFivn .liur»li's lJupcrijV PlllT.APRT.lhllA, AU£. ao. Govcrn«. ment experts examining the assets oil: the. ICe^-fitono jjiafciopal oiiiik found n. box \vhjjh ifi supposed to liavc'bccn tho property-(if the fugitive president, tiidenn \V. M^rsh. In thu box was'a. ck aring-''housc bUlMssncif b\- he Spring I (iarifeo national bank for &5.000 attda draft 0f. thj Spring (Jarden .'bank' on the Chiise national of New York for $25i00J£v'Botli are dijted February 1(5, 1888. Tliey have never In:«u canceled.

AVorknirH Mankind by an Kxplrttaion. Mi.N-NKAVoiiis, Minn., Aug 20.— At' the sewer excavafiou oil Monroe street^ a blast which failed to go oft' on tiftla cxploiW'd alter the workmen had turned lo the spot and terribly rddBV 'pled ('. Larson' and C. Pierson, tho iStf mer, it is thought, fatally. Larsdti'i leg was broK-on in two p!a:es his heel '%vas bh.'.vn oil', and lie was internally cL Both liuve fa'Uiilieij.

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Jon.v Coi K'I'NKT.

I.MMA.VWOI.IS. Aug. 10, 1S01

(il.N'l'S: I enclose check for S7 cenls for file benefit of the Society for the Prevention of Whisky Adulteration. 1 look upon thi! mission oT your sociefv as of much greater importance than the Salvation Army. Ripley Detective Company. Beta rheta Pi, or others. W.M. Wii.urn:.

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Copcbic AH lies Kcsuiun Ojicrntlom. Asm.an'), Wis., Aug. 'J«.— Tho Ire* zona and quite a number 'of other mincs^ou (jogebic rango have resumed operations. Tho fact Ls considered slg1* niflciMit in mining circles aud Vi'iH inerenf.e cent

the season's output 20

Taper Sllll JJuraoO.

Applkton, 'Wis., April 20.—1 plant'of tho Appleton l'ager & Pulg eoinpany was destroyed by fire day night. Tho loss is $D01)000,dns'iitj! ance unknown. The plajit wasiowiieo^^ by William and J. S_. Van XortWiclf.