Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 4 July 1891 — Page 5
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ire S-t*! t:
A. Line ot Men's Business Suite At
$S.OO.
Never sold for less than $8.00.
Fine Line of Serge Coats and Vest a Fine Line of Alpaca Coats and Vests from
§1.50 to §6.00,
The largest line of Summer ("oats and Vests in the City.
Dress Goods,
Cloth,
THE OLD TRADE PALACE
Is now filled chuck full ot New Gooils of
EVERY KIND AND QUALITY.
THE CHEAPEST
AND II
The- most complete assortment cvor shown in the city.
Frnicy Goods, piinsry Goods,
Cassimere Cloth,
In fact wcdo not hesitate to sav we have the
Aai Best Selected Stoc
Kver shown in Crawlordsville. We have
And serve all alike. Any child you may send to my store can lnty just as cheap as though you came yourself. We have the
LARGEST AND BEST
LIGHTED ROOM in the State.
D. F. MCCLURE,
TRADE PALACE.
Blouses and Shirt Waists.
Call at liouutrec's Bazaar and stc the pretty line of Ladies anil Children Blouses anil Shirt Waists, including calico. Percale, Outing Clothe, French Flannels and silk. Having a large stock on hand they are lieing closed out at
HALF PRICE.
iSTow isthetime to purchase if vou want, the value of your money. \ou can not alTdi'ilt'o miss this opportunity.
D. 1A£. ROUNTREE
10 MAIN STliKE'J
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
kCiiA W FORDS V1JL/LK vv
$2.50 and $3.00,
Worth 84.
Bargains in Boys Shirt Waists
25C TO 30C,
Worth From 50c to §1.00'
An Enormous Crop.
The immense wheat crop of Montgomery county is fast falling beneath the uiower, aud in a few days will all stand in the shock. The total amount of wheat sown in the county is 60,197 acres, distributed as follows through the several townships: Coal Creek 6,00tt Wayne 4.M13 Ripley «.«20 Brown 4.65S Scott 3,0«1 Union 19,5041 Madison 3,000 Sugar Creek 4,113 Franklin 3,588 Walnut «.500 Clark 8,(559
Total (0,197 It is estimated that the yield will at least average 25 bushels to the acre. This being the total amouut of wheat harvested in Monteour ery county will be 1,504,1125 bushels. We certainly have no causes to complain this year.— Journal.
Where Is the Whipping Post.
The Massachusetts method of punishing evil doers could have been imitated in this city this week to a pretty good advantage. Tbe first of the week a decrepit looking wretch call ed at several homes in this city aud after mak ing sure that no men were present would ask the lady for iri's roots witli which to cure his rheumatism. Finding that such an herb grew In the yard lie would ask the lady to get a spade and dig them for him. If they refused he would threaten them with bodily harm ami would soon terrify them iutodoing his bidding. As an evidence of his nerve he would return to tbe same house later in the day aud attempt to sell these same roots. He showed strong symp toms of insanity but was smooth enough to avoid the police and and has not yet been captured. Who he wasuo one knew. Watch for him and keep a loaded gun in the house to receive him. •,
A Female Fisticuff.
The merry-go-around near McKeen's mill was the scene of a high old time Saturday night iu the shape of a oue-round-go-as-you-please between two highly cultured and aesthetic young ladies, Misses Watkins and Toney. The tiouble arose through an over dose of admiration for one of the Black Hill gladiators and culminated in Miss Watkins landing her strong right heavily on the "smeller" of Miss Toney who in turn countered and caught her antagonist with an upper cut that came near laying her out. lioth then grapled and fell to the ground, clawing, biting, and scratching to the great delight of tbe gaug. Finally Miss Watkins' mother appeared upon the sceue and seperated the combatants and as
ueither of the principals were bets were declared otT.
sary. damn!.'" suits the treasury depleted.
AN IMMENSE JUNE- BARGAIN SALE JUST STARTED AT JOEIL.'S ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE.
lor the last two weeks we have been negotiating with leading manufacturers for some of their surplus spring stock. We obtained the goods way below value, and as we bought them to make a quick turn, our customers get the benefit.
Late puretnse enable* us to sell men's I All Wool Cutaway and Sack Suits At All Wool Cassimere Pants At
it
•Mulshed" all
"Malichi" Wants Money-
This week the immortal "Malichi" William Scott, or Scott-George poclie fame, tiled a suit in the circuit court praying that the county of Montgomery pay unto him the sum of $1,000 for bodily damages received by him during a recent incarceration iu the county jail. "Malichi," in his complaint, alleges that during his confiuemeut there his band was badly mashed the rotary which lie was assisting to turn, that the wounded member has since continued to grow worse until it him for his duties and expresses great that amputation will ulrtmnt-ly become neees- Vance was a very estimable lady,
Marriage L.r.ease.
l'hilip I'ewey and .Mary A. Kirkpatnck. Elwin S, Miller and llertha Al. Man Harry H. Harper and Cora I.. Hra)p". Clayton Snyder and itisy Hrittou.
D. O. BARNHILL,
$10.00.
At these prices we agree to save you from S3.00 to UM on each Suit.
will pay you
tVe state truth. Untruthful advertising' hurts. We prefer a good reputation. Honesty increases business. We bought these woods expressly for a great bargain sale, giving values that [will be appreciated. Pass the news along the \me. Tell your
neighbors and bring them with you to The Only One Price Clothing House.
J. A. JOBli.
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Who Owns the Elevator?
Waynetowu promises to furnish an mtere sting case for the new Judge, Harney, to digest next September. The case is something like thi9: Many yeare ago, by agreement with the couipauy, the father of Dan Curtis, of Wingate, hui't an elevator at Wayuetown on land owned by the I., B. A W. road. When the Big Four absorbed the road it absorbed the elevator too and not long sinee sold the old building to Morris Herzug for $50. The other day Morris begau tearing the old structnre down when Mr. Curtis appeared upon tbe scene and demanded the men to stop work. Thereupon Curtis and Herzog had some words, and it is reported, tbe former struck at the latter with a hatchet But without serious results. Work was suspended for a time and the ease will likely go iuto court.
The "Guards."
Thirty-five years ago yesterday the Montgomery Guards, over forty strong, Lew Wallace, Commander, went to Lafayette to attend the grand military encampment in that city ou the 1th at which was present Gen, Bucker of Keutucky, with his company, besides many crack military organizations. Of the old Mont gomery Guards not over a half dozen are now living here, the remainder having passed ove the river, or removed to the west. The "Guards" was one of the best drilled companies ever know in the west and acquired an almost national reputation. Since the close of the war sufficient interest has been lackiug to I form a similar organization, and it may be many years before we have a company here equal to the "Guards."
Four Days in a Mine.
Thursday morning last John and Hoy CosI sel, two young men, entered a coal mine onthe east bank of Pine creek, iu Liberty township, Warren county, to prospect fur coal.
They left their dinner pails and picks on ^the outside. Four days passed and being missed from the neighborhood a search was instituted. Neighbors went to the mine Sunday evening, and fiudiug the pails and picks, began to nvestigate. They found that it had caved in and the opening was close up. After digging six hours they came to the boys, lying speechless prostrate in a room, their lamps having gone out. They were taken to a neigh bor's bouse and cared for. They will recover.
Another Scrap.
look through our
Boys Department.
Mrs. Elizabeth Seering, the Barbara Fritchie, of the north end, was in the Mayor's court Wednesday moruiug, charged with assaulting charming Miss Fannie .McAilanis and that grim old warrior, William Bill Bennett. The assaul grew out of a wagging of slanderous tongues and to get action Mrs. Seering Sled counter charges agaiusi ?ihe pair. When .the hour for Jtriiil arrived the contesting parties very sensibly concluded to withdraw the Charges against each oth"r aud thereby tach escape without a title or jail sentence. Mayor Carr fe'l iu with the scheme aud after censurlugeach Beverly for their had conduct told them to go, and they wen
Death of Mrs. Robert Vanes-
Mrs. Robert J. Vance died at her twine on South Water sheet last Suud ty morniuK of paralysis at the age of US years. The funera
has incapacitated took place from the residence Monday aftvruoon,
fears
Rev. K. J. Cunningham olliciating. Mib devout
If our li istile Hive* in: tli to many more Christian and one the pi-ueer women of the
will soon become county.
i'0 \V. S. Richards, \V. Main street.
'orin»r
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Oastoria.
Was!
Bargains
30MIC AND SENTIMENTAL
JIBES AND JOKES, AND JINGLES
BY THE SPRING POET.
Practical Illustration of the Doctrine or Reciprocity—Smith'* I5xpcrlenco in AdvertlMliig on a Fence —Oilier lUlrtli-I'i-ovokcrn.
Reciprocity.
she
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A Fine Quality ot Flannel, Indigo Blue fast color, at
S7.00.
Our Competing think the suit low at $1.00.
ill
Our Clothes fit, are well made, are good! Fine Balbriggan U. S.A 1). 50ceachwearers and they are cheap. 1 An Elegant Line, see them.
1 as tlioy stood lo
Tray loll to et her By the garden sate went her 'Pray toil me. and liosity, (V.'K't. is meant, by the
in tlio bright. Spring
I'll mo without vor-
system of reelp-
vV" ••••.
"Tis a system arran :eJ between two nations Fortlic fosl eri ic of friendlv trade relations. A system of mutual hiteivhani ins Which Itlainu has a lout lime been nrraimini?.
'You don't understand mv explanation? Then 1 will give vou an illustration: 1 kiss you thus—this is not audacity— And von Uiss mu back, aud that's reciprocity." she kissed him back, aud a flush as tender And soft as the sunset's dylni? splendor slole over her faen as sin- nh sried sweetly, "'Tis a system that takes, my lie irl completely."
It Oomt Senator Vance sMI. Senator Zeb Vnnre, of North Carolina, while at the Palace hotel, San Francisco, with ii party of friends, noticed young man, with a slight limp, walk across the corridor anil pause to "lance at the register. The Senator eyed him lor a moment, anil, turning to a reporter, said: "Yon didn't know that limped for years, did yon "Well, I was hit. iu the leg by federal bullet that caused.me no little inconvenience. 1 got around pretty well, but while standing in Jackson, Miss., 1 noticed a long haired countryman eyeing me pretty closely, and lie dually approached me.
NbwLwiI Fdica.
Neatest and strongest made. Improved Irs mid Steel I.awn. Farm and em eu-ry I'enees, protected liy llftoiili r. S. Patents. Aleuts wanted I cverywliure. Send for circular-and
For plain and fancy i.o-a and shoe repairing ro^'wr* and
1 tiy \V. South St.. Indianapolis. (Inlv perfe.-l governor lor wire, uiled'.Ian.
Summer Underwear.
Best Gauze Shirt, 25 cents.
&
"I replied that 1 was. 'Well, you'll excuse me, won't you? 1 just kinder thought I'd ask, reekonin' you wouldn't get riled about it. Wounded, I suppose, in the war? 'Yes, 1 was wounded,' I said abruptedly. 'You see, I didn't know, aud I'd like to ask vou another question," still eyeing me critically. 'Go ahead, what is it?' 'I'd ju-t like to know if you wa9 shot runnin' or caught in a trap.' "Everybody roared who heard it, and it cost rue about ^10 for the drinks."
He r.ot V|i.
"Is there ti man in all this audience," fiercely exclaimed a female lecturer, "that has ever done anything to lightthe burden resting on his wife's .shoulders? AVIiat do you know of woman's work?" "1» there a man here," she continued, folding' her arms and looking over her audience with superb scorn, "that has ever goL up in the morning, leaving his tired, worn-out wife enjoy her slumirs, gone quietly down stairs, made the lire, cooked his own breakfast, jewed the missing buttons on the children's clothes, darned the family stockings, scoured the pots and kettles, Meuued and tilled the lamps, swept the kitchen, and done all this if necessary, Say after day uncomplainingly? If I here is such man in this audience, let him rise up! 1 should like to see nim!"
Ami in the rear of the hall a mildlooking man in spectacles, in obedience to the summons, timidly arose, lie wits the husband of the eloquent speaker. It was the first time ho had ever had a chance to assert himself.
Hutch ICiisIIkIi.
A German in Chicago, who has not paid much attention to learning English, had a horse stolen from his barn the other night, whereupon he advertised as follows: "Vou nite, the oder dav, veil I was bin awake in my shleep, I heare sometinus vat tinks vas not vust right in .liy barn, and 1 out. sliumps to ben and runs niit the barn out and veil I was tere cooni 1 sees da! my pig gray iron mare lie vas bid title loose and run mit the staple oil: anil whoel'er will nim back brins vust
so
I IK
FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER.
Ml mill PlUc St reel m. Craw fordsvllte. iHtliami, Ottioc Open liny mid Niulit.
much pay him as
vas bin kushtomary."
Nprlnir.
When t.liu bull fro- basso "hollers" l'rom the.' swamp and marshy •'wallers" ••.lirj-o-rum!"
When the hooMiIni! beetle, wheeling Throii'.'h the window, hits the celling itli a whack.
Whence he tumbles like a pi timet. Wii I lie swift ness of a comet. 1 low II vnur back, v-'S
Then its WitlKllll
safe to ma Wc di-eoiilent "r-p-ius ha
the statement, aliatemont, come!"