Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 27 June 1891 — Page 5
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A Line ot Men's Business Suits At
$5.00.
Never sold for less than $8.00.
A Fine Line of Serge Coats and Vest a Fine Line »f Alpaca Coats and Vests from
$1.50 to $6.00,
The largest line of Summer Coats and Vests in the City.
BLACK IRON-FRAME
C. L. Kost,
GRENADINES
Plain and Fancy, Striped and Figured, endless variety, at reasonable prices. Besr Hot-Weather Dress in the Market. New Styles in Black-
THE JEWELER.
207 E. MAIN ST.
Ground
India Silks.
.Fifty Patterns just received. Come Early for First Choice.
L. S. Ayers & Co.,
Repair lour latGlj
INDIANAPOLIS. INDIANA.
Will savu you money on watches
clocks, gold pencils,'gold .mil si
headed canes and umbrellas, knives
forks and spoons, and everything you
want in his line. 11«? will
Or clock, so it will keep tiiii'j it
others have lailod. (live him a tnal
and be convinced the above)are laets
Sole agent tor the celebrated llockiord
Watch.
C. L. ROST.
Williams Bros, are ottering special inducements ill wind mills. See them l.efore you •buy.
AT COST.—Our blankets and robes are be ng closed out at cost.CCoine early and get year choice. 6m
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ABRAHAM] & WATSOS, West Mala Street.
KCt'TOIfS S.U.E OF IIEA1. ESTATK.
Notice is In voliy glveu 11ml the undersigned executor of the will of Louisa l'oarson, deceased, liy virtue of an Older of the Montgomery circuit court will oiler for sale at public sale at the courthouse door In tl'," city of Crawfordsville. lnd.. oil the 25lli day ol .Inly, IS'.ll. the following described real estate, situated in Montgomery county aud State of Indiana, to-wit: Lot number fifteen (13) of block number twenty-three (33 of Canity's addition to the town, now city, of Crawfordsville, Indiana, lying one hundred anil sixty (KW) feet on .lenerson street, ami thirtythree (:i:P feet on Walnut.
TKHMS OK SAUC: One third cash, olio thinl in six months, and one third in twelve months, the purchaser to execute note* lor the defered payments bearing six per cent, interest from date, and secured bv mortiraire on said real estate. WIXI? 1 KLI S. MOI'KKTT.
Executor of tho Will of Louisa I'eaison,
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|&Q£,.DIEFFENBACH'S PROTAGON CAPSULES,
Sure Cure for WcsiU Men, as proved by reports of lending pbyislcians. Statu ape In ordering. iPrlco. IS1. C'lUnloRue Free.
For the last two weeks we have been negotiating with leading manufacturers for some of their surnlus
Late purclMse enables us to sell men's All Wool Cissimere Pants At
$2.50 and $3.00,
Worth $4.
Bargains in Boys Shirt Waists
25C TO 30C
Worth From 50c to $1.00*
A sale and speedy cure for Cleet, SOlct tire and all
unnatural discharges. Price##.
SPECIFIC niTod
[In DiNonNCNi Scrof-
nloiin Sore® andHyplilllUc AftVollons, without morcury. Price, Order from
THE PERU DRUG & CHEMICAL CO. a$K.
189 Wtaooncin Street, HILWATTKSS, VIS.
From Fi'miihI Friend.
tines the story of the excellence of Hood's Sarsaparilla and what it lias accomplished, and ibis is the strongest advertising which is done on behalf of this medicine. We endeavor to tell honestly what Hood's Parsaparilla is and what it will (lo, but what it has done is far more important and far more polent. Its unequalled record ot cure3 Is sure to convince those who have never tried Hood's Sareaparilla that it isau excellent medicine.
im crCAIfroRKSV WESSX.?
goods way below value, and as we bought them to make a quick turn, onr customersRe benefit
state truth. Untruthful advertising hurts. We prefer a good reputation. Honesty increases business We bought tw pressly for a great bargain sale, giving values that (will be appreciated. Pass the news alone the line lell vnnr neighbors and bring them with you to The Only One Price Clothino- House
THE BALHINCH BUGLE.
Mit. EDITOR: I extract the following from the last issue of the Balbiuch Hugle:
We werethiukiug of starting a daily newspaper in connection with the Bugle, liut owing to the organization of the Female Protective, Benevolent nud General Intelligence Society, we have change.i our mind. We could not endure such powerful opposition, The object of this society is to meet each day at the home of some member and discuss the latest fashions, propagate scandles, local news, etc., and devise means of raising funds for the benefit of the poor benighted heathen of foreign lands. The society fills a long-felt want.
The Balhinch Hog and Sheep Thief Detective Company met last Wednesday night at 112 p. in. Major Cash's smoke house. A communication was received from the Old Sleuth Chicken Thief Detective Company of Ripley township. It closed thnsly: "We have succeeded in ruuniug down two more girls, one live, the other eight years of iige. We have 6trong pro*f against them, wish-bones being found in their possession. "Old Speck" is still roosting at home, but one of our neighbors has missed a banty rooster, so hold yourselves in readiness, as we may call on you for aid at any moment.
(INK 01- THK I'lU.AllS OV THK CHI'ltCII. ^radicts the ISible. The Bible says woin
J. A. JOEL.
Yours for virtue or for death, S. C. T. D.C. of Ripley."
After the reading of this letter it was decided to send a vote of thanks to those brave, noble! manly!! chicken thief detectives, of Ripley, for their eternal vigilance and sublime chivalry. They deserve a monument, meeting then went into secret session.
Dr. A. (i. Nosuck, a Softshe 11 Baptist divine, of Balhiuch, is being tried here by his flock for heresy. Iu a recent sermou before the Woinaus' Rights Association, the pr. jumped the narrow bounds of creed and stepped out into the bright sunlight of reason. Iu the course of his sermon, he quoted a number of beautiful things, regarding women, from old
Hindoo writers among them was the legend of the first man and woman from the Hindoo scripture. Said the Dr.: "While they were in the midst, of their misery, a voice came to them from the clouds, saying: '"Woman, thou hast only sinned from love of tl husband, whom I commanded thee to love. I pardon thee and him also for thy sake.' 1 like this better than 1 do the Jewish legend." The pillars or the church say that the Dr. will be fired. Said one of these long-faced fossils, whose picture will be seen below: "He con-
The first toast of the evening was: "To the survivors of Pogue's Run, as gallant a set of knights as ever carried the mail." It was Tl1(1 responded to by Col. John Lewallen as follows: "On this festive occasion, while our stomachs are overflowing with joy and the sprinklers are being replenished, I am called upon to pay my respects to the brave lads who lost the day at Pogue's Run, I was severely wounded in that fight, six balls lodging in the region of my stomach (cod fish balls) for which, thanks to the generosity of Uncle
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AN IMMENSE JUNE BARGAIN SALE JUST STARTED AT —1
JOEL'S ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE'
All Wool Cutaway and Sack Suits At
$10.00.
At these prices we agree to save vou from $8.00 to $-1.00 on each Suit.
It will pay you to look through our
The bride was a beau ideal. She was gorgeously attired in a superb low-necked gown of white Yountsville silk, brocaded satin, en traine. Her decollete corsage was edged with ebony beads: she wore pumpkin-colored hose decorated a la l'rancaise, with garters a la twine-string. She wore a magnificent two karat diamond ring, on her left thumb, from Carlston's 10-cent emporium.
The groom, who was formerly feinme de chambrein a livery'esUiblisliinent.woro conventional butternut jeans pants, sky-lilue cut•away coat with brass buttons, and coon-skin vest. He wore eve-brows of couleur de lose with nose lo n:a'.:ii, and carried a bnquet ot
lillies of the swaii'P. After congratulations, the guests retired to the kitchen, led by the b. deand groom, where a feast
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was the cause of our downfall aud must be Grindstone, Alexander Keller one dozen made to bear the odium. What does God say, diapers, Frank Royalty cork-skrew, Dick he says, says he: *1 will greatly multiply thy Hall litter of sky-terrier pups, Col. Lewallen sorrows, and thy husband shall rule Waterberry watch, Ed Reed, Bill Grubbs, over thee,' that's what God says." Most of Major Weir, and father ot bride paper of pins, the females will stand by the Dr.
The survivors of the Battle of Pogue's Run held a banquet and reception here, last Satur day night, at the Epicurian Palace. Many battle-scarred veterans from abroad were on hand to partake of the "feast of reason and How of soul." The exercises opened with an old army supper of pork, beans, and greens, which was highly complimented by rapid disappearance, followed by sprinklers of foaming buttermilk to wash down the viands and justify the toasts. Long before the main body bad arrived on the scene, the light infantry or Jackville was pressed in double file against the dinning room walls, awaiting the signal to assault the table, The capture of the fortifications did not exceed three seconds. At the tirst tickle of the tiell, there was a rush that shook the building from cellar to garret. Up and down the table it was one gulping mass. The boys had fasted a week in anticipation of the event. Knives, forks, spoons, and bare hands were plunged into the enemy, while above the "roar and carnage of battle" could be heard "Beans! more beans here!" "for God's sake pass the bacon gravy!" etc., e'c.
Sam, I now receive $l.ltX per month." The remainder of the toasts were drank in silence.
Last Friday night witnessed the grandest and most recherche event in the annals of le bean monde. It was the marriage of Mr. Lige Lasering and Miss Tulip O'Keller at the home of the bride's parents on Tomcat street. The ceremony was performed by Rev. Nyder, of the United Sister church. Among those present from abroad were J. Bennett, Linden R. B. Snyder, Black creek John Wingate, Wingate Morris Herzog, Waynetown I. M. Davis, James Hanna, and Constable Byas, of Crawfordsville. A letter was received from Ed. Coleman, regretiug his inability to tie present. Col. John Lewallen acted as niuitre de corps, and with tlio greatest bienseanee conducted the guests to benches, old trunksi nail kegs, and other available seats.
for the ge: awaited tlieni. The
table fairly totteiv.. b,neat.h a profusion of Rocky Mountain oysters fresh iroin the ab'dt.oirof .VIc('andi .v I-raol. lielow we give a list of :lie presents received:
snrino-
Bill Stninp words of advise, I. Morgan Davis, of Crawfordsville sack of corn meal, Bent Snyder Jews' harp, Chub Yount pound of prunes, J. Benuett box of worm lozengers, Morris Herzog bunch of wooden tooth picks. Major Weir and two assets from Aleck Ma horney, of Crawfordsville.
The wedded pair left at midnight for a bridal tour to Willow Grove school house and other noted points. They departed on the back of Lige's old roan mare, the groom riding behind with one arm entwining the waist of his angelic bride. As they started down the road, they were followed by a shower of old shoes boots, socks, nud rice—symbols of luck. Mr. and Mrs. Lasering will return home by way of Yountsville, where they will stop a while to admire the new machinery iu the Suy der tlour mill aud make a few purchases at the woollen factory. DILI, GULLIVKK.
Memorial to McDonald.
A nieetiug ot the Montgomery county bar wa9 held iu the court, room last Tuesday evening where resolutions on the death of its distinguished ex-meuiber, Hon. Joseph E. McDonald, were passed. Judge Ben Ristine was made chairman and J. R. Hanna secretary. On assuming the chair Mr. Ristine made a few very appropriate remarks, after which a committee composed of Messrs. Ristine, Thomas, Kennedy, Johnson aud Sellar were appointed to draft resolutions as follows, which were unanimously adopted:
The Hon. Joseph E. McDonald was admit' ted to the bar of the Montgomery circuit court on the Kith day October, 184!), and thereafter he resided iu CrawfordBville for may years, HPd duriug this time identified himself with all the interest of the. community.
The honored career which has just closed was begun here aud ntnong this people by whom he was greatly beloved.
Therefore we deem it proper to nut on record a memorial or esteem in which he was held by this bar and by the people.
His professional career, now closed, was one of singular purity, fit to be held up to the world. He scorned pretence nnd subterfuge and scrupulously avoided all the arts of the trickster. What he urged he believed. Nothing ever induced him to attempt success by dishonest means. He wns a pure man as well as an honest and able lawyer nnd his whole career, both private and public, was one that the world will admire no long as the love of truth and justice shall prevail among men.
After the passage of the resolutions many pleasant reminiscence* were related by the members many of w!iom were personally ac. quinnted with the early life of the brave old patriot after which the bar adjourned.
A Peculiar Case.
Sipiire Clark, one of the oldest citizens of Montgomery county, met with an accident Inst Monday evening which may prove fatal. Mr. Clark, who lives with his wife at the home of Silas Jones, has a cow on pasture at lhe old fairgrounds east of the city which it is his custom to drive out there each evening aud milk. As the above evening Mr. Clark, who is unite aged, in some manner fell front vehicle lodging between the bed and the wheels and iu this position was dragged for some distance before extricating himself, Shortly after he was found by a neighbor ill maimed and bleeding condition and when plied with questions answered not a word, Ins only iespouse being a fixed and death-like stare. He was helped in bis buggy and driven to his home. Here ins wife appe to him butbeouly pat staring,'making no sign or won!. A •lysiciau was summoned who dressed scw-mI ugly wounds alioul t!»ft head and neck alio the old gentleman was put to tied. Wednesday he begati recognizing his friends and on Thursday was improved so for as fo lie able to answer yes and no to questions but can I further conveisatiou. Hi?
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hut, not hopeless.
make no
condition is critical
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D. C.. BARNHILLi, FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER.
Corner Washington mil IMkn Streets, rn\v{ord^\ lilts Indiana, Office Open Day and Nifflit,
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A Fine Quality ot Flannel. Indigo Blue last color, at
S7.00.
Our Competoi's think the suit, low at $1.00.
Bargains in Summer Underwear.
Best Gauze Shirt, 25 cents.
Fine Balbriggan U. S.A 1). 50c each. An Elegant Line see them.
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goods ex-
lie has evidetioeof uring hundreds and hundreds of tlio worst eases of chronic diseases.
Lvinan P. Walter JI.D.
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President and Surgaon
Southern Medical Istitute
Louisville Ky,
Will be at XutlJIloiLse, C'rawfordsvillo, Thursday. July Keiuriiiugevury mouth during the year.
Dr. Walter has boon connected with the largest hospitals in tlio country, aud has in superior in diagnosing and trentlng diseases aud deformities. lie will givo$50 for any case that ho cannot tell tho disoaso and where located In live minutes, lie will return every four weeks thia year.
Treats all Curable Medical nnd Surgical Diseases, Cross Eyes slraiehtened without Pain, juicers cured without Knife or Costlc, Acuto nnd Chronic Catarrh. Diseases of the Kye, Ear, Xose, Throat,.and l.ungs, Dyspepsia, Bright'a Diseases, Diabets, Kidneys, Liver, Bladder, Chronic Fenuile and Sexual Diseases.
EPILEPSY OR FITS CURED
A Positive Guarantee.
YOUNG- AND MIDDLE AGED MEN,
Suffering from Spermatorrhea and Impoteucy, is the result of self abuse in youth or excess in niaturo years and other causes, producing somo of the following effects, as omission, blotches,, deliiiitv, nervousness, dizziness, confusion of ideas, aversion to society, defective memory and sexual exhaustion, which unlit the victim for business or marriage, are poriiiancntlv cured by remedies not injurious.
Blood and Skin Diseases
Syphilis ind complications, as sore throat, falling of haii, pain in the bones, eruptions, etc., are perfectly ouulie-vted without using mercury or other injurious drugs.
(lonorrhoea, (Meet, Stricture and all I'rinarvand Kidney Troubles are speedily (Mired by treatment that has never failed. lli' undertakes no incurable eases, but cures thousands given up todie.
Remember the Date.
Kemenibcr I he date and como enrly, as lil8 rooms are always crowded wherever he btops. CONSUl.TATION FKICE.
Correspondence solicted, and confidential. Address.
SOUTHERN MEDICAL INSTITUTE.
Opposite Kil111 Ave
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No. 531 filth Street. I.ouisville, Ky.
Holoi.
English Sp avin Liniment removes all Hard Soft, or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavins, curbs, splints, sweeney, iing-l'-nc, stilles, sprains, all swollen throats, com.::,-, etc. S.ive ^50 by use of one bottle. Warranted the uio»l wonderful blemish Cure ever knov. n. Stilu by Dr. K. Deletion, drugstore.
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