Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 23 May 1891 — Page 3

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BEAUTY ANNOYS THE BEASTS.

A «irl*M Methods of NwlUfj'lns Iler Own Altrjictlveness. No observer of feminine beauty can fail to see th it its happy possessors are harassed. It was larked to a particularly handsomvs .rl that she must often be an object of admiration for men who possessed no attraction for her, and, as she was very tender hearted, she must find it difficult to discourage their attentions without being' guilty of hard henrtedness. She laughed and replied: "Yes, it is very diilicult at times to get rid of men you don't like and not hurt their feelings. I found out a novel method for doing this some little time ago, and in sotnu cases it works to a charm. You may know that it is often the case with men that they have strong dislikes for certain things to eat, for certain odors, and for certain sad songs* The ftrst thing I do now when I am burdened with attentions from a man who bores me is to find out if he has a weakness of this sort. I don't ask liini myself, but, have a friend draw him into a confession. Now, it is positively true that I have scared away men by the methods oi associating myself in their mindte either with the food, odor or music that offends thetn. One man who could not possibly be discouraged by my frigid manner had I ascertained, a horror of sweetbreads. The sight of sweetbreads being eaten by people about him upset him completely, in fact, it made him ill. Well, wc have

suPPer

WE COULDN'T FOOL THE BABY.

In CoiiMMiucncc l'i- .MaIr It :i Kulo Xever to At tempt to ]jo So. "Xo, 1 can't stay any longer," he said, with determination. "What difference does an hour or so make now?" asked a member of the party. "Your wife will be in bed and asleep, and if she wakes up she won't know what time it is." "Quite right! Quite right!" he returned. "I can fool my wife most any time as long its I get home before breakfast. Why, I've gone, home when the sun was up, kept the blinds shut, lit the gas, aud made her think that it was only a little after twelve. "Hut, gentlemen, I can't fool the baby. I can make the room as dark as 1 please, but it won't make the baby sleep a minute later than usual, and when she wakes, up hungry it eomea pretty close to being morning and my wife knows it. '•Gentlemen," ho added as he bowed himself out. "1 make it, a rule to g«t home before the baby wakes. It's the only safe way."—Chicago Tribune.

ri)':i- !nif His Wife.

.Tinks—Why do you oiler such a large reward for the return of that contemptible pug dog?

Wiuks—To pierce my wife. Jinks— But suc-h a reward will be sure to bring him back. "Xo, it won't. He's dead."—^X. Y. Weekly.

—A surprising discover has lately been made by a relative of the man who observed that I'ntvidence was kind enough to cause the large rivers to run by the big cities. The new discovery is that almost in variably the big advertisements are run by large and successful business houses.—Toledo Hhidei-

—"Are you fond of music?" asked a stranger of the young man at the concert who was applauding vigorously after a pretty girl had sung in a very painful way. "Not particularly," replied the young man, frankly, "but I am extremely fond of the musician." —Somerville Journal.

—Friend—"I understand your husband is writing1 his autobiography." Mrs. De Ilitcr—"Yes, and when he gets it finished lie is going to write inine.*^ Washington Star.

THE CRAWFORDSVLLLE WEEKLY REVIEW

instead of dinner at 0 o'clock on

Sundays, and, as it is informal, some of our friends who may be calling late in the afternoon will often sit down with us. The man who bored me in this case found out that by calling at about 5:30 on Sunday he would receive the necessary invitation when the supper hour found hitn there, and as this allowed him to be in my company a very long time he settled down to the regular custom of coming to our Sunday suppers. I got very tired, for lie was really dreadfully uninteresting, and he liked m6 most unpleasantly, so I set myself to find out if he disliked intensely any particular dish. To my great joy I learned of his antipathy to sweetbreads. "The next Sunday night we, of course, had sweetbreads, and the way that man suffered was the funniest thing you ever saw. lie stood it, though, and nibbled at a crust of dry toast and sipped clear tea to keep at hi* post The next Sunday he came again, and when more sweetbreads appeared he almost fainted. Then, in the most natural manner, I told him that I adored sweetbreads, and I had decided they were just the thing for Sunday night suppers. That was the end of him. lie never came to the house again except to make a short formal call. "Then another man who postered me with attentions abominated the smell of peppermint. He simply could not remain in the room where the odor was. I immediately developed a wonderful appetite for peppermint candy, and there was invariably a box of it about when the bore called. I finished him soon. "Another had the habit of calling in the evening- and always stayed interminably. I was at a loss how to get rid of him until quite by chance I learned that the sweet song of Tosti'a called "Good-IJy' had the effect of depressing that, man so that he was ready to commit suicide. It really affected him seriously, and after hearing it he was despondent for hours. I at once had my mother grow inordinately fond of Tosti's 'Good-By,' and whenever the bore called she asked me if I wouldn't please sing her favorite song. I had only to do this three times when tho bore ceased his calls. Now, of course, these j)lans will not answer in every case, but it is well for girls to know them, for occasionally they can be called into play."—X. Y. Sun.-

THE GUEST-ROOM.

How to Homier It Clii-ei-rul ami At tractivp. Every gemtku' housekeeper enjoys furnishing* a g*nest room. Thore is a sense of delight to every prooerly constituted wi man in the thought that one is not, only possessed of fity^ home, but of a dainty re..mi lilted .ip pr, vierly for the reception of one's friends. Kveryonc has lriends whom it is a pleasure to meet aud know under their own rooftree, and with whom it is a delight to live over school days and recall past pleasures. Perhaps the scanty limits of the littlo home in which we began housekeeping did not admit of a guest rootn, aud 't was some time before wo, could confidently say to oid friends wc met: "Come and see me and spend a few days." What a pleasure it was when the lirst little, room was fitted up for companv! We all of us are, or ovMit t.» Ik'. S'v.a! t*e.irvrs. and the occasional presence of a friend, whom it is a jov to see. breaks the dull monotonous round of domestic life, and the old life drifts along more merrily for their presence, even after they have'departed. There are so many churlish complaints in the public prints, and it is so much the fashion of the day to speak of company as a kind of imposition, that one is tempted to put in a plea for the visitor. There is one. feature of the guest-room which is essential it should be cheerful. It is not a room in regular use, therefore it, is not likely to be on the sunny side of the house. To offset the lack of sun. furnish it in as cheerful, warm colors as possible. Yellow and white, or yellow with some red, are very pretty colors. When red is used with yellow, it should be employed in a delicate way, chiefly in mixtures forming an orange, so that the effect is never bizarre or coarse. The prettiest bedstead for such a room is a twin brass bedstead, such as is in general use now in place of a double bed. These twin beds are two single beds placed close together and matching each other perfectly. Each should have halfcanopies extending over it. In pure brass a pair of twin beds would each cost twenty-three dollars and upward in white or tinted enamel trimmed with brass eight dollars aud upward. The canopy of these beds can be of muslin over silk, cretonne or India silk, and the beds are covered with silk coverlets and furnished with round bolsters upholstered to match. A pretty dressingtable covered with muslin or some sheer material over silk is a dainty feature of this room. There should be a white enameled wash staud, dressing bureau and a tall chiffoniere. A table with writing materials and a few books, a lounge and abundance of chairs complete the desirable furniture, though one could begin with much less. Have dainty muslin or silk curtain- at the windows and. if possible, a fireplace where a glowing fire can be kindled to welcome the visitor on wintry days.

Nothing is more cheerless than to be taken to a guest room in winter, where there are no arrangements for fire because the room is not in general use. A few good -framed prints or etchings give a little decoration to the walls, and should be there, if one can afford to have them, without taking them away from some room where there is a scarcity of pictures. The chief charm in a gnest-room lies, however, in the many little comforts in thf way of pincushions, needlecase, convenient comfortables, cushions and head-rests, which the thoughtful housekeeper scatters about such a room to meet the wants of the tired sojourner. The match-safe should be at hand and buttonhook and other toilet articles which may be needed before the visitor's trunk arrives. Whatever else j'ou do, do not burden a friend with attention. Make her at home by giving her perfect freedom.— N. Y. Tribune.

HER REASON.

A Woman I'smally .Says "It'n So Moralise It Is So." "It's so 'cause it is so!"

This was her reason. It is needless to say that she was—a woman. Her answer suggested something to a bystander, who said: "That is a woman over and over again. When she comes to a conclusion she seldom knows how she has attained thereto, and if you should ask her why she thinks thus and so, she will usually say: 'Oh, it is so 'cause it is so.' "Is woman superior to man! That, my dear fellow, is what Aristotle would call a blind question if you only looked you could judge foryourself. However, tfie analysis ought not to consider superiority or inferiority, but rather equality and from this standard (a fair one to the men at least), 1 should conclude: That woine-n arc different than men. That is all. Simply different. Different, too, in many ways, especially In qualities of mind. Men think. Women act. As the gifted Arsone Houssaye litis it: 'All men tire philosophers, all women actresses.1 Men worry themselves with judgments, reasons, causes, considerations, propositions, stir up the whole mass—logical and illogical—and then make many wrong conclusions. On the other hand, woman, poor, unthinking, blind, adoring Woman (this time with a capital W) throws reason and judgment to the wind, ditto considerations, ditto logical and illogical propositions, then brings that wonderful, ballling instinct of hers into movement—and nine timesoutof ten roaches a conclusion that is simply the essence of truth and logic. How does she do it? How do you suppose a mere pigmy man can say? He. holds up both his hands anil savs wonderful! wonderful! while she, unconscious that she is such an intellectual marvel, merely smiles demurely—accepting without hesitation the plaudits of the main guy. Isn't this so. Li/.ette? Why, of course, it is—'it's so 'c »usc it is so!' "—Detroit Free l'ress.

A lij nIfl,Ml Keply.

Klncckur (of X«\v York, visiting* a Boston friend, to his friend's parrot)— Docs '.'oily want a cracker?

Parrot- -i.iir, I will thank you for a bi: uv. /'tdge.

—Suspicions Character—"What timo is it?" Traveler (producing pistol)— i"Time to say your prayers.'-—Epoch.

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ISuelclen's Arnica Kulvc.

Tlie best salve in tlio world for cut?, bruises, sores, ulcei-R, salt rheum, ferer eores, teiter, chapped liandB, chilblains, corns, and nil skin eruptioDS, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It is cuaranteed perf iv i.irt satisfaction, or money refunded. Prices 25 cents per box. For sale by Nye & Co,