Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 16 May 1891 — Page 4
Which
we now
THE OLD TRADE PALACE
Is now filled chuck lull ot Xe\v Goods of
EVERY KIND AiND QU
THE CHEAPEST
Land Anil Best se
Largest
Hi If!
The most complete assortment evor shown in the city.
Dress Goods, Fapy Goods, piinsnj Goods,
Cloth, Cassimere Cloth,
In fact we do not hesitate to say we have the
Ever shown in Crawt'ordsville. IVR huv
And serve all alike. Any child you may send to my store ran buy just as cheap as though you came yourself. We have the
and EST
LIGHTED ROOM in the State.
D. F. McCLURE,
TRADE PALACE.
THE GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN
NERVINE TONIC
AND
Stomach^Liver Cure
The Most Astonishing Medical Discovery erf \the Last One Hundred Years. The Great South American Nervine Tonic
,H a Kreut fr,I"n.(J ,hp,^ nr"
K.L' ".'iay
n,eKlert1U,"
eclly,?afman' VL"
^nuicwv^a^y "opur'
kept
by
offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remed}* ever
discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incalculable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the experience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the ONE and ONLY ONE great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There is no ease of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic.
HABIUKT IIALL. of Waynetown. Ind.. says: I Mns. ELLA A. BHATTOK, of New Ross, Indiana. Nervine. TiiaclV^ln becTfor fl^"months fnfm "1
cannot
Druggists order direct from
Or.
There Is No Reason
Why every lady of Crawfonlsville and vicinity should not wear the very hitest styles in millinery. Our ellicii'Ufc corps of milliners can
EXECUTE ANY ORDER
In IhejAvay of appropriate trimming.
We Invent! "We Originate
"We never have need to copy.
"preH8
the effect* of an exhausted stomach. Indigestion, "•"'"vlnt* Touli\ My system wan completely Bhat»Nervous trred. appetite gone, wan coughing and spitting up l)lo*id: am sure I was in the first stages of consumption, an inheritance handed down through several generations. I began taking the Nervine Tonic, and continued its use for about six months, and nm entirely cured. It in the grandest remedy for nerves, stomach and lungs I have ever seen." compares with Sor-RN AMERICAN NERVINE as a cure for the Nerves. No remedy compares witu ttoiitn American Norvino n» a wondroiiB cure for the Stomach. No remedy will at all compare with South American Nervine ns cure for all forms of failing health. It never fails to ["'iiKeslion and Dyspepsia. It never fails to cure Choren or St. Vitus' Dance. JtB powers to Buna up tun whole system are wonderful In the extreme. It cures the old, the voting, and the mldutJtr
l'rohtratiou, aud a general shattered
condition of my whole system. Had given up all hopes of getting well. Had tried three doctors, with no relief. The first bottle of the Nervine Tonic improved me so much that I was able to walk about, and a few bottles cured me entirely. I believe it Is the best medicine in the world. 1 can not recommend it too highly."
THE
jr
how much 1 owe
'"A™. DO not neglect to use this precious "on
""'Y femed.v which will restore you to health. South American
taste. Delicate ladies, do rot fail to use this
upon
-vo,ir
Price, Large 18 ounce Bottles, $1.25 Trial Size, 15 Cents. EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTED. If not
Ilps nnd ln your
of Borne
to the
cheek8-
E. DETCHON, Crawfordsville, Ind.
CRAWFORDSYILI.fi WEEKLY
THE REVIEW
F. X- X-TJSJS.
THE BALHINCH BUGLE.
MK, KDITOK: Last week's Balluuch Bugle contained the following: Wo mot at summor's evo to sit and woo, wJ-
At trystlng place, near stack of bay tf.atThro' seontod clovor fields iho night winds blew. And near us, O my rose ol May, There caino an echo of thy mournful sigh, (Somewhat electric in its trill) As 'neath the golden stars I hoard thoo cry, "Don't slobber all over me, Bill!"
The mispronounced words one hears among our rural youths is truly pitiful. These unsophisticated children of the woods are almost the exact counterparts of their great grandfathers in language as well as in ideas. There are scores of houses iu the coucty where dictionaries are unknown, while bibles and hymn b#oks are plentiful. No wonder ignorance flourishes like rag weeds among these rustics.
There was an excitiug foot-race in a neighboring town last Saturday. Many bets were freely made. A few promineut church-mem-bers risked several dollars on the result. No one objected. It is customary for everybody to bet on these public sports, you know. Yet, if one of these respectable church gamblers should happen to peep through a key-hole and see two men playing a game of cards for ten cents, they would put on a sanctimonious look and go off mumbling, ''0 the miserable gamblers, the conteinptable blacklegs."
We aunouneed in our last issue that the Bugle would not he issued this week, on account of our attendance at the funeral of eur mother-in-law in Arkansas. We did not attend. We wore depending ou certain eubscriptiou debts that were due. One subscriber promised to bring iu a jug of molasses, another a coon skill, etc., etc. They failed to materialize, and we were doomed to bitter disappointment. Our mother-in-law was dead in a distant land and we were unable to be present at the last sad rites, owing to the negligence of our subscribers. We may never see her like again, for she was "A perfect woman, nobly planned,
To warn, to advise
and of course
41
to command."
Notwithstanding the fa«t that she knocked us down once with a roiling-piu and broke a pitcher over our intellectual cranium, we bury all unkindness, and put the Bugle in mourning. i" yf
Last summer, on a piece of laad owed by Bill Grubs, a large number of pumpkin vines sprang up voluntarily. When the vines
of our best
THE COUNCIL AKOUIS'ft THE CASK.
Some of the members were of the opinion that Hall had no claim whatever on the pumpkins others thought he had a perfect right to them. Some said that Hall should pay Grubs for the fruit, while ethers again contended that such an act would be outrageous. Thus the discussion grew fast and furiou', several knockdowns occuring in the meantime. The council finally decided that Grubs was entitled to half of the pumpkins, aud that Hall should give hitu two barrels of pumpkin butter to recompense him for his share of the fruit. Hall agreed to do this, net, he said, that he thought it was just, but for the Pake of peace and the honor of the town he agreed to do it net that lie loved pumpkin butter less, but that he loved Balhinch more. "All is quiet ou the l'otomic." :V. ...
TOWNSHIPS.
Brown Clark Coal Creek Franklin Madison Ripley Scott. Sugar Creek Union. Walnut. Wayne
com
menced stretching out, they crept through the rail fence and took possession of Dick Hall's turnip patch, where the rumpkins grew and ripened. In due time Hall picked the golden fruit and converted it into pumpkin butter. Grubs claimed the pumpkins belonged to him, and has been threatening to make it hot for Halw Some told him to bring suit, but on the advice of friends very wisely decided to arbitrate the matter. Both men Baid they were desirous to avoid legp.1 intricacies, so a council, consisting
•.
Dr. Zellers has left for fields new ami pastures green. He has sold his pill bags, horses, carriages, and medical works to Dr. Smail, of Crawfordsdville. What is our gain is somebody's loss.
A large number of citizens met at the Acad-
a at on or
Giirpet and Lace Curtain DEPARTMENT.
•Nowhere are styles so carefully selected or prices so suited to. your needs. Our Carpets and Jiace Curtains con--vey to you an absolute sense of Novelty, fiond Wear and Very Lowest Prices.
CITY.
citizens,
Crawfordsville jl42U loll 64
was
held last Saturday in Dr. Zellei's office to settle the dispute. The question was this: "To whom did the pumpkins belong: to the man on whose land they sprouted or to the man on whose land they matured/' The council declared that it was a most momentous case.
REVIEW.
emy of Musie, in Balhinch Tuesday night, to hear Col. John Lewalleu speak ou buiug appointed Supermtendant of the collection to be sent from here to the World's Fair at ChicagoHe said: "Fellow citizens of Balhinch and vicinity: Iu my bifurcaied condition allow m« to return to you my siiblimest thanks for the great magnanimity of your conduc.' in appointing me Superlntenaant of the Balhiuch collection ot the World's Fair iu '98 at Chicago. [Cheers] While in my hands, I desire to say that the Flag of Balhinch shall never trail iu the dust, notwithstanding Helen M. Gougar, or what auybody else may say. [Renewed cheers.] Notwithstanding that a forgetful people have neglected to place a monument over the grave of the inventor of circus lemonade, Balhinch can proudly sftp*that a stone with proper inscription marks the spot where Offiel built the first cabin in Montgomery county. [CrieB of "good!good!"] And wlie'e were you and I? Ask ot the soft sighing winds that sweep the banks of our lovely Sugar creek. Through your great instrumentality and the preponderosity of your miuds I am placed upon the high position of Superintendent of the display at Chicago. ["Hear him! Go on!] Fellow citizens, I feel the weight of this great trust which you have superinduced upon my shoulders. My stomach is full ot the thoughts which elucidates over uilnds at times and revibrates throughout vast depths of space. [Renewed cheering.] Agaiu accept in innermost hind quarter antagonacies and ties of consanguinity for your great kindness, and permit me to bid you good night" The Col. and a few admiring friends theu retired for a drink —of water. BILL GULMVKR.
School Enumeration.
The following is the report of Supt. Zuck to the Superiatendetjt of the Public Instruction, of the enumeration of person between the ages of 6 and 21 years in Montgomerj county. The last three columus in the table represent the children between those ages who cannot read or write.
O
O
CORPORATIONS.
*S 3 9
31
234 264 3"0 361 20.3 2*4 225 1S1
220 Silt 372. •Xi4' ITS 276! 196! 165
1 455 •175 72 725 381 .n 5*i2 421 346 8 3 576 485 345
1343 250 181
1210.
234j im!
Total in Townships
3S76
3590
TOWNS
Darlington.
11 7 4!«
111
Ladoga 194 Ml ., Waynetown 109 139.. Waveland 149 16S| 2
236 3!W 218 326
Total in Towns..' 563
1 203 TI
3 081 5
Total in City.... jl429:151lj6l
10
....
3 031 5
Total jn County, i'sscsi.*i732'H2
10
!5 11 777 11
7 18
The Midland Trouble.
A special to the Indianapolis Sentinel from Lebanon, under the dale of May 12, says: The feeling along the Midland road among the employes is very bitter toward the management. A few weeks ago the officials met here and solemnly assured representatives of the employes of the road that if they would go to work they would lie paid all of their back wages promptly. These promises were not fulfulled and the men are actually iu need of the very necessaries of life. Henry Crawford, jr., attempted to get a restraining order in Montgomery couuty, failing in which he pro. cured summonses for the men and, accompanied by William P. Hanna, went to Waveland to serve them. This excited the dissatisfied employees, and if Crawford had not withdrawn he would have been mobbed. Superintendent Moore, of the Midland, was advised to clear out and remain away until the employees were paid. The strikers are not interfering with the mail car at Waveland and the company took advantage of this to run a passenger coach to Ladoga, where it was side-tracked until the mail car returned from Waveland. Then it was coupled up again, and in this way the road was kept open save for a few miles between Ladoga and Waveland. Final ly the Ladoga coach was taken in charge by the strikers, and. the same treatment befell a coach shunted at New Ross. Crawford ouly escaped violence at Ladoga by taking a timely train out of town. The strikers would have handled him roughly had they caught him. If the management would pay the [men all the trouble would cease.
Farmers' Council.
Meets Thursday May 28, 18511 at 10 A. M. KORENOON. Discussion:—Cutting and Curing Hay. Lead by Jacob E. Lidikay, Ladoga.
AFTERNOON.
1:30 p. m.— Flowers on the Lawn. Paper by Mrs. Cora Jewell, Shannondale. 2 p. in. Discussion:—The Orchard and Small Fruit. Lead by John Holloway, Darington. H. M. PERKY, Secretary.
We Are Offering Specialties For Your Benefit.
spepsia
Few people have suffered more severely from dyspepsia than Mr. E. A. McMahon, a well known grocer of Staunton, Va. Ho says:
Before 1878 I was in excellent health, weighing over 200 pounds. In that year an ailment developed into acute dyspepsia, and soon I was reduced to 162 pounds, suffering burning sensations in the stomach, palpitation of the heart, nausea, and indigestion.
Intense
Former Price.
$16.50 20.00 25.00 30.00 39.00
-TIIE-
Tailoring Department
Has received our especial attention this spring We are not advertising to "Catch,"but will give better values than can be obtained elsewhere in the city. "\Ve desire to make your clothing, and make you feel good as regards the fitting, wear and price. Our
Kew Suitings
Are lcauties and should be seen by all.
I could not sleep, lost all
heart in my work, had fits of melancholia, and for days at a time I would have welcomed death. I became morose, sullen azC Irritable, and for eight years life was a burden. 1 tried many physicians and many remedies. One day a workman employed by me suggested that I take & mm Hood's Sarsapa- t" lift01*011 AT
«,:3 ouiiemig
rllla-
sla. I did so, and before taking the wholo of a bottle I began to feel like anew man. The terrible pains to which I had been subjected, ceased, the palpitation of the heart subsided, my stomach became easier, nausea disappeared, and my entire system begau to tone up. With returning strength came activity of mind and body. Before the flftli bottle was taken I had regained my former weight and natural condition. I am today well and I ascribe it to taking Hood's Sarsaparilla."
8 Years
N. B. If you decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla do not bo induced to buy any other.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 01 sixfor$5. Preparedonly by C. I.HOOD CO., Apothecaries,Lowell, Mass*
IOO Doses One Dollar
WOOL DRESSES!
You can have jour choice of any of our line pattern dresses at the following prices:
No two dresses are alike.
Iv. S. Ayers & Co„
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA.
Don't Forget to See
newt. & john
Hoi ore you buy your Groceries Tlimhave a full line of staple tind fancy'' groceries at a very low price (live them a call and be convinced.
MARTIN CRAIG,
Joel Block, Corner Washington and Pike Streets.
Di'iiukciiiicHH, or the Liquor Habit, 1'ositlvely cured by administering Dr. Haines' Golden Specific. Itls manufactured as a powdor which can bo given in a glass of beer, a cui of tea or coffee, or in food, without tho knowledge of tho patient. It is absolutely harmless and will elloct a permanent and spoody cure wholher tho patiunt is modorato drinker or ail alcoholic wreck. It has been given in thousands of cases, aud in every instance a perfect euro has followed. It never fails. The system onco Impregnated with tho sposiflc, it becomes an utter impossibility forthe liquor appetite to exist Cures guaranteed. 48 page book of particulars free. Address GOI.OJKN SI'tiClKIC CO 1861tace St., Cincinnati, Ohio.
J^OTICE OP APPOINTMENT.
Kstate of Benajah Johnson docoaeod., Notico is horeby given, that the uudersignod has been appointed and duly qualified as Administrator, with the will annexed, of tho estate of Benajah Johnson, late of Montgomery county Indiana, deceased. Said estate is supposed to be solvent.
WINFIELD S. MOFFETT, Administrator Dated May 13,1891.
Williams Brothers for pumps,
—TIIE LEADING-
TAILOR
Finest aud Largest Line of
ing Suitings
§Ever shown in the city. Correct an-1 perfect Fitting. Call and see their goods before buying.
Pattern
.liedured Trice.
You All Know That
We Beat Them
DRESS GOODS l'om
the cheapest to the best grades in Cotton, "Woolen anct fcillc Materials we have the Choicest Stock, ancl you can hear the remark on every hand, "We can always gat what we want in the DRESS
GOODS LINE at
S 8.75 10.50 14.75 18.75 20.00
All