Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 19 July 1890 — Page 3
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DRY GOODS.
New.,Goods.
We are prepared this spring to show
the people of Montgomery county
one of the largest and finest lot of
carpets and floor coverings ever in
this city. In order to accommodate
our large and increasing trade and
supply the demand for fine artistic
carpets we have lately enlarged our
carpet room so that it now includes
the full extent of our building, giv
ingus abundance of light and plenty
of room to show one of the largest
and cheapest lots of carpets ever open"
ed in town. „We have many different
patterns now open and new
arrivals every day. Call and see.
We have got the prices'and patterns.
You can find all the latest^ styles in
Lowell and Hartford extra supers,
which are warranted the best carpets
made in the U. S. Our line of ta
pestry brussels were never so com
plete. Can show you handsome
brussels at 50 cents per yard. Rag
carpets in abundant profusion. Can
ton mattings fiom 20 cents up. Vel
vet and Smyrna rugs,] door mats for
50 cents. Felt crumb cloths, Bird-
sel's carpet sweppers, everyjj} one
warranted to sweep cleanly and take
the dirt up cleanlyjRor money refund
ed. Oil cloths, lace curtains and
window shades Call gand look
through our stock.
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When you are in need of pure extracts of any flavor we can turnish you with them. Look at the list below as a "pointer."
THESE EXTRACTS ABE STRICTLY PURE. Orange, raspberry, nectarine, clove, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, peppermint, rose, banana, celery, -ocolate, coffee, sarsaparilla, almond, peach, \tergreen, pine apple, strawberry, lemon and vanilla.
You will find ths abr.ve at our store. ENSMIMIKK & SEAWKIGHT.
A Wordito the Wise, Etc,
In your interests are best subserved. Why stay at home during the hot months of July and August? Why uot enjoy a vacation? Trie Toledo, St. Louis and Kansas City R. B. with a list of over 209 Eprominent tourist points, passage rates ranging in price from 25 cents to §2 will undoubtedly meet your wants. Call upon nearest agent for particulars, or address, C. C. JENKINS, G. P. A.,
Toledo, Ohio.
The line of railroad extending farthest cast and west is the Canadian Pacific,
An A11 until I.ndy'n Sail Condition. About two years ago a sore came on uiy •ose I called in a physician who could arrest it only tor a fow days, when it would appear as bad as ever. Finally it became permanent, and despito the constant attention of several physicians it continued to grew worse, the discharge from the ulcer being exceedingly offensive. This was my condition when I commenced taking Swift's Specific (S. S. S.) about one month ago, but I am now happy to say that after taking four large bottles of your wonderful medicine my nose i9 entirely well, and my general health better than it has been in ten years."
MRK, LUT'ISIU RUSH, Atlanta, Ga.
The Atlantic cable authorities count a word •exceeding teu letters as two words.
Chapter 1: Weak, tired no appetite. Chapter 2: Took Hood's Sarsaparilla. Chapter 15: Strong, cheerful, hungry.
The htghost railroad bridge in the United States is the Kit17.ua viaduct on the Erie roadSOS feet high.
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WIT AND HUMOR.
She could figure to a ffictlon the exact aesthetic action of eacli prismatlo shadowing' down to infinite detail. Her taste was undisputed and 'twas everywhere reputed that In color combinations she was never known to fail. She a expend upon a ribbon all the energy of
Gibbon, and to lier a simple threading would transform the face of day. In the art of woman's dressing she was great beyond expressing: but she bought her hub a necktie and he fainted dead away. —Clothier and Furnisher.
Charity begins at home, but reform is different. Washington Post. Opening a pool-room is a beginning of better things.—New Orleans Picayune.
For "that tired feeling"' it might be good to take a rest from patent medicines.—Fuck.
How many men begin on cake and have to finally come down to bread.— Atchison Olobe.
There never was a crank born that a shrewd worker didn't turn "it" to his own uses.—Ashland Press.
The dude has his greatest swing in society when the hammock season arrives.—New Orleans Picayune.
It is all right for some people to be right, but the way some of them are right is horrid.—Atchison Olobe.
Every man has a fool streak it is only a matter of giving him opportunity to show it.—Atchison Olobe.
There are four varieties in society— the lovers, the ambitious, observers, and fools. The fools are happiest.— Time. "Put not your trust in riches," but there's no objection to your puttiag your riches in trusts.—Yonkers Statesman. "Was his address of any value?" "Yes, indeed," said Mrs. Spriggins. "My husband said it was very voluble." Harper's Bazar.
A Nevada forest is said to be so vast and impenetrable that many travelers have been lost in mere contemplation of it.—American Grocer.
Fadman—"The paper says the speaker spoke in a rapt voice." Fangle— "Ah, I see! Sort of muffled tones."— Dry Ooods Chronicle.
Cleverton—"Do you ever expect to become engaged to Miss Summit?" Dashaway (doubtfully—"If my dross suit holds out."—Clothier.
Razzle "Did you notice how many new clothes Robinson has?" Dazzie— "Yes. That's the only way he can stave off his tailor."—Clothier. "So you had your clothes made by Worth? Did you get a good lit?" "No! My husband will have the fit when the bill comcs in."—Liverpool Post.
Teacher—"Don't be discouraged, children, if you were not perfect today. The egg of Columbus was not laid in one day."—Fliegende Blattar. "I bought a key yesterday, just for fun," remarked Gurley. "Well," replied Gazzain, "that's a remarkable instance of self-possession."—Harper's Bazar.
There has been a tide in the affairs of many a young %voman which rolled by and left her 011 the shore, because she said "No" when she meant "Yes." —Dallas News. "Why do you cut out the lamb's trachea?" asked the professor of "Majah" Jones. "Because," said the Majah, "I want to get at the baa facts of the matter."—Ashland Press.
Foreign Visitor—"I see it stated that public interest in base-ball is declining." American Host (sadly)—"Ifear it is. I haven't seen an umpire mobbed this season."—N. Y. Weekly. "Miss Antique is delirious. The doctor says it is the result of great joy." "What caused it?" "The censustaker asked her if there were any other joung ladies in the house."—Boston Hernia.
First Doctor— "Say. there's an unlicensed pinician in town curing people right :tnl left." Second Doctor— "Curing people? Good gracious! We
must have him arrested."—N. Y. Weekly. Bagley—"Have you recovered from your recent sickness, Bailey?" Bailey "No, not fully." Bagiey—"Why, you look as well as ever." Bailey— "Yes, but I owe the doctor $13 vet."— N. Y. Ledger.
Tommy—"Say, paw, what is a philosopher?" Mr. Figg—"A philosopher Tommy, is a man who sits around and figures"out how other men have so much more money than he has."—Terre Haute Express.
Mudgc—"You don't catch me getting up with the lark any more." Yabsley—"That's what I said. I tried it one day liist week and every one I met thought I had been out on a bat.— Terre Haute Express.
It is astonishing how a little mind •will hold out. A female fiend whom we kuow has been giving a piece of her mind to most everybody for forty years, and yet the original plant remains.— Martha's Vineyard Herald.
Tommy—"Pa, what does tact mean?" Papa—"It means, my sou, the ability which a woman has of sponging money from her husband so that he can never find enough in his pocket to buy a cigar or pay car fare.—Boston Herald. "It's enough to kind of sour a man on human nature," said the tramp, "when you stop te consider how often you're called lazy because you^vou't do a 75-cent job at sawin' wood for a 15-ccnt breakfast."—Washington Post. "How does your husband spend his time evenings?" "Ho stays at home and thinks up schemes to make money." "And what do you do with yourself when he is thus occupied?" "O, I think up schemes to spend it."—Epoch. "It was the next thiug to a railroad accident that depi'ived mo of my lover," said Miss Antic. "My back hair fell off, and he knew that I had deceived him." "Thoso misplaced switches are dreadful things."—Epoch.
Mrs. Slimdiet—"So you have placad yourself under the caro of a physician who reduces superfluous tlesh? I?il he recommend any special diet?" New Boarder—"No, madam. Ho simply recommended your boarding-house."— N. Y. Weekly.
Calico—"I see Brown has invented a machine for.tli* scarf ».vn(le. nailed tho
'tramp.' it 'counts the ties,' you know!" Cassimere—"Yes, but the name hoodooed it from the Rturh 1 hear. Nobody can make it work."— Dry Qoods Chronicle.
It was Horatio who, alluding to his (Hamlet's father.) first observed to Hamlet, "Can you match this shade?" "Not invoice, certainly," replied tho Dane uneasily, as the ghost's'hollowed tones came gurgling up through the sod.—Dry Ooods Chronicle.
Servant ^answering bell) "My roaster isu't in, sir. You may leave the bill if you wish." Caller (in surprise)— "Bill? I have no bill—wish to Servant (in surprise also)— "No bill? Then you must have called at the wrong house."—La Oaulois.
Wild-Looking Guest—"Have you a room with a window overlooking the street?" Hotel Clerk—"No, but we have a room without any carpet. Front! Show the gentleman to No. IS. Beg pardon, sir—at what time shall we send for the Coroner?"—Chicago Tribune.
Professor—"Mr. Chumpy, I am anxious for your father's sake to break the long list of demerit marks you have won here. Do you think you will ever learn anything?" "No, sir." "Mark Mr. Chumpy as having correctly answer all the questions put to him in this lesson."—Philadelphia Times.
Great Merchant (to manager)—"Inform the clerks, Mr. Mumm, that owing to the general stagnation iu business their salaries will be reduced 10 per cent on and after the 1st." Mr. Mumm—"Yes, sir." Great Merchant "And, by the way, if the architect calls with those plans for my Newport villa ask him to dine. I will return at 1 o'clock."—Clothier.'
Par Away From a"Dentist.
"When I hear a man talk abont dentistry," said Mr. Fuller, "I am reminded of my experience, in Nevada. "I had the toothache. I had it bad. It ached days, and it ached nights, and it woke with me in the morning. The miners did what they oould for me. They tried to dig the tooth out with their jack-knives and pry it off, and what I suffered under the manipulation no tongue can tell. It was furious. One day they suggested that I put some acid in it that thoy used in testing rock, apd I tried that and it eased it for a few hours, when it began again with redoubled fury. If we had
Finchers
jv^ -.vonld-have had it out, but
decided it no go, and I had forgive ia and look forward to tramping to Austin. "On the morning of my leaving I found a man who was going up with a pair of cattle and a pair of wheels. I went along with him, sick and weak from lack of sleep. It was 150 miles to Austin—five days and nights of travel. For live days and nights I suffered. I walked most of the time, rode some on the wheels slept at night on the earth with a pile of sand
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up for a pillow had awful dreams was exhausted by pain and worn to the bone. At last I struck Austin. Despairingly I hunted for adentist. There was none. Finally I found a doctor who had an old pair of pinchers. He sat me down on a soap-box in a grocery store, and he went for me, and, as it seemed to me, after two hours of agony he pulled that tooth from its socket, and I rose for the first time, in many days happy in relief. Since then I have uever looked a dentist in the face without thanking God for their dispensation, and that I am surrounded by them.—Lew it* ton Journal.
How Women Can Ircss AVell.
There is no reason iu the world why anybody should have an unbecoming costume this season. In fabrics and in colors all soils and conditions of women are catered to, aud all tones, from the faintest to the deepest, are deftly wrought out so that the particular shade, that the wise woman finds becoming to her, can be gotten without any trouble. There are plain colors for a woman who likes stuffs that are not conspicuous. There are spots big and little, plaids bias and straight, and stripes of all widthts and kinds. Be a little careful in choosing your colors, and remember, that because somebody tells you how well you look in a costume of navy blue you must not conclude that every blue shade is suited to you, for that extremely trying, but very vcautiful, one knowu as army, makes the average woman's complexion look as yellow as a lemon. Because scarlet makes your hair look warmer and gives a deeper color to your eyes, it does not follow that magenta is suited to you. General rules do not apply to women who are nothing if not individual. Somebody says that small bonnets are universally becoming, aud you, whose face is rather broad, whose nose is a bit retrousse, put one on and believe you look well. A bonnet moro than anything else, needs to be tried on, and although one may generalize and say bonnets are ladylike it can 110 more be ussertcd that bouncts are ahvavs becoming than it could be th:«,t all women are good figure.- So just think wit things befoi'e you choose, tiiem.— Mrs. MaUon, in Ladies] Home Journal.
An Owl in. 11 Stove.
As Mr. lvolh of M-oultrie Point, Fhu, was in ihe act of making a fire 011 a resent morning lie heard a strange noise that sounded as if rats were iu the stove. He immediately got is dogs and club iiid preceded to iuvm tigate. liaising up one of Hie lids in tlie stove, he was surprised when a large owl jumped out spoil liini. It had gotten into the :himney, which is twenty-live feet high. Mid went down through a live-foot stovepipe into the stove, where it was" iiscovered bv Mr. Kolb.
The improvetl To^acco-Pipc.
This year is the '200th anniversary of the invention of the improved to-bacco-pipe—the bowl, the tube, :um the mouthpiece. Up to the year 1690 the only medium of enjoying the fragrant weed was by means of a cylindrical instrument fashioned from" the crude clay, and smelling of tha earth earthy. The inventor of the arcseut combination pipe was a uhysiciiKi, Dr. Vilarias of Vienna. The first tobaccopipe manufactory was established in 1690.
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Habits and Manners or Napoleon.
The most characteristic of Napoleon's habits was unremitting and most successful industry, says Temple Bar, few such intense workers have ever been seen, and yet his physical strength was never great, and h« could not do without a large amount of sleep—a peculiarity which had something to do with his failure to trace Blucher on the 17th of June, 1815. Bourrienne tells us: "His orders were that I should call him every morning at 7. I was therefore the first to enter his chamber but very frequently when I awoke him he would turn himself and say: 'Ah, Bourrienne, let me lie a little longer.' He in general slept seven hours out of the twenty-four, besides taking a short nap in the afternoon."
Napoleon's general manner was brusque and abrupt, but when he tried to please he could almost fascinate. His conversation was full of strong sense, and occasionally rich with original thought but when he became familiar he was often vulgar, made bad jokes, and used coarse expressions. He was not respectful or courteous to women, and the sex have furnished his most bitter critics. "He seldom said anything agreeable to females, and-lie frequently addressed to them the rudest and most extraordinary remarks. To oue he would say, 'Heavens, how red your elbows are!' To another, 'What an ugly head-dress you have got!' He said one day to the beautiful duchesse de Chevreuse, in the presence of all the circle of the Tuileries, 'Ah! that's droll enough your hair is red.' 'Perhaps it is, sir,' replied the lady, 'but this is the first time a man ever told me so."'
Napoleon's natural taste in dress was simple in his proper sphere, at the head of his troops, the historic gray coat and the plain uniform of an officer of the chasseurs of the guard were in marked contrast with the gold lace aud plumes of the generals and brilliant staff around him. His attire on state occasions was, however, gaudv. aud the imperial mantle and splendid court dress, it must be confessed, sate ill on him he had not the quiet dignity of a born king.
Witnessed a Cyclone's Birth.
The inhabitants of Connelly Springs, a small hamlet near Nevada, Mo., were thrown, into terrible fright by the formation of a cyclone directly over their to^H*.'. .The' section was devastated by a cyclone-about two years ago, and ihe people knew by experience what to expect. As described by-SB eje-witness, it resembled the lower half J)ig balloon. From the sack-like lower ena a white ribbon like streamer had a serpentine motion and seemed in great commotion. It swung off nearly horizontally to the south for some distance from the main cloud, when it curved and took a perpendicular course. About three miles east of Connelly SpriugSi a long piece of this whirling ribbon seemed to break loose and dart to the earth, from which soon appeared a great cloud of dust aud debris. The cloud, with its trailing streamer, moved off in an easterly direction over St. Clair county, appearing to get nearer the earth. So far as heard from, no particular damage was done. —St. Lou is Globe-Democrat.
Do You Rizzle.
Do you rizzle every day? ^Do you know how to rizzle? One of the swell doctors iu town says that it is the most wondfirful aid to perfect health. "I masticate my food very thoroughly at dinner," he says, "and make sure to have my family or friends entertain me with bright talk and plenty of fun. After dinner it is going to rizzle. How do I do it? I retire to my study and, having darkeued the room, I light a cigar, sit down, and perform the operation. How to describe it I don't know, but it is a condition as nearly like sleep as sleep is like death. It consists in doing absolutely nothing. I close my eyes and try to stop all action of the brain. 1 think of nothing. It only takes a little practice to be able to absolutely stifle tho brain. In that delightful condition I remain *at least ten-minutes, sometimes twenty. That is the condition most healthful to digestion, and it is that which accounts for the habit animals have of sleeping after eating. 1 would rather miss a fat fee than ten minutes' riz :le every •lay."—Chatter_
A Georgia contemporary declares that there- are only six editors in the whole state who can't set type.
Mrs. l)ow.'s Sharp Tongue.
Mrs. Mary E. II. G. Dow walked into a meeting of the directors of the street railroad at Dover. N. H., one day, says a Bostou correspondent of the K. Y. World, and, showing a pocketful of the company's stock, elected herself to the presidency aud other offices. Then she left the room with her head in thp air.
She became famous throughout New England, but after two years of rule the New Hampshire railroad queen decided to forswear railroading aud sold most of her stock. The stockholders recently held a meeting, at which Mrs. Dow was asked lo explain an overissue of lifty-three shares of stock, and also how it happened that in tho statement of assets and liabilities she gave to Edward P. Shaw to whom she sold 260 shares at $00 each, $S0O of the indebtedness of the company did not appear.
Mrs. Dow did not explain as desired, but declared that the compauv now owes her some $502 011 uncollected dividends, not to mention a bill for the storage of an omnibus, the ownership of which the compaii}' now repudiates. She saiil the presont management is ruining the road.
The oflieers told her that she had made $25 on each share sho sold, and intimated that she had gouged the company in doing so.
Mrs.-Dow objected to the issue ol new stock and to electric cars, saying that the latter were dangerous «jn a thunderstorm.
The meeting ended in a wrangle, bill after Mrs. Dow had gone homo tho dircctorors mot in a private office, elected officers, aud lixed things generally to their satisfaction.
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