Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 27 April 1889 — Page 6

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LOOAL NEWS.

C. H. Bavidge is in Keutucky. Miss Beile Hall is visiting in Ft Wayne.

Wallace's circus will be at Rockvillo Monday Maj 6 l'orepaugii's show will be at Terre Haute on June 1.

Mrs. Will Touusley, of Marion, is visiting in the city. Miss Ella Ncwliu, ot Veedersliurg, spentSunday in the city.

The show company here on Mouday has a pay roll of HI persons. A (i. A. R. post was mustered in at Russellville, last Saturday night

The enumeration ot school children for this township has been completed. Mrs. Mary Hendricks, wife of A1 Hendricks, died suddenly Saturday evening.

Crawfordsville was well supplied with amusements the fore part ot the week. The Baptist Sunday School Convention wi! be held atJBrownsvalley, Tuesday, April 80.

V. y. Irwin was in Sheloyville this week, making arrangements to put'in an electric light plant

A party of Waveland flsheruien caught fifty two bass out of Sugar Creek, one day last week.

A. Mossier, of Thorntown, was in the city Mouday, making arrangements to open store here.

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J. Pinckney Durham, writes to the Waveland Independant from Hot Springs that he is the father of a bouncing boy.

Corn planting began in earnest in most parts of the county this week. The grouud is in excellent condition for such work.

Charley Johnson and wife, MissHattie Steele and several other young ladies and gentlemen or Waveland were up for the circus.

Will and Miss Nell Brown were in Indianapolis Mouday night, to attend the wedding of Evan Walcott and MissLydia Brown.

Some one poisoned one of Ben Orubauin's Jersey cows, Sunday, from which effects it died. Such meanness deserves severe punishment.

Postmaster Fisher, of. Waveland, has been confined to his home for the past week, on account of injuring his knee by running a nail iuto it.

The taxpayers along the line of the Crawfordsville and Parkereburg free gravel road are preparing to light the proposed re-assessment of their lands.

The Easter services at Potato Creek and Campbell's chapel were postponed until to, morrow on account of the absence of the pastorRev, E. R, Johnson.

We are glad to say that Mayor Russell is almost well and will soon be out. His eyes have been very bad, and it was thought for awhile that he would loose his sight.

The Easter services in this city were all up to the standard of excellence. At the M. E. church Rev. Switzer delivered an impressive sermon and the K. T.'s looked attractive in their uniforms.

Jonathan B. Bevaud and Minnie Cavenaugh were married Saturday evening, by Rev. G. W. Switzer. Miss Minnie is the lady who figured in a sensational elopement with a lamp wick peddler not long since.

Hen Fly started on Monday evening for Polycarpe, Canada, where his mother died a few weeks ago and left him and his brother $1(,C00, of which Ben will receive ?8,000. His many friends in this county congratulate him on his good luck.

William Rice, a youngster who resided down in tlie hills on Sugar Creek, has made the best recor.l for the last few weeks in doing mean things. He forged his father's name to several notes and then eloped with his wife's bister. The wife he left is soon to become a mother.

The colored military company have made an aplication for to be mustered into the state militia, but on account of there being two companies in tho couuty, while a majority of the counties in the state have none. Adjt. Gen. Ruckles says they cannot be given a commission uuless one of the companies retires,

Charles A. Osborne a Vandalia brakeinan, living at Terre Haute, was caught between the cars, Monday, at the Main-st depot in this city, and seriously hurt. The left shoulder is crushed and his collar bone broken. Dr. Ensmiuger dressed tbe wounds and sent him to his home on the evening train His recovery is auite doubtful.

The ball game last Saturday between the students and a picked nine from town was a hotly contested and interesting affair. Harness and Randall did excellent work for the students, while Dorsey and Spat/, as the town battery were up to the times. Tho game had some brilliant plays and a few costly errors, the score being 8 ti. 5 in favor of the town club.

A REVIEW man visited the pleasant town and people ot Wavelaud last Thursday and though business was quiet they were doing just as mncli business as any of the neighboring towns. Mr. Miller, the clever proprietor of the hotel, keeps up the excellent reputation of the place. The|Independent, a creditable paper to the town, was humming along In a propper way, while the editor, Charley Scott, has left the boys and is enjoying his first season at garden making.7!-Fount Johnson has a good bank, Charley Johnson a grocery store and George Seybold a large stock of hardware. Waveland is a good town, the merchants are enterprising, the people sociable and wide awake, while the resident portion of the place is as neat and cozy asjyou will Qnd in any town In the state. ,,

Kill Hill).

We fiud many the most law abiding citizens sanction "White Capisni 111 cases where tli! law furnishes 110 adequate) punishment. Such a case occured Sunday night near town. A husband en»aged in a drunken orgy with another man, and the wife was compelled to leave tho house with her children at midnight. One of the children has been so often frightened in the same way that it is afflicted with a nervous disorder, and the wife and mother is almost crazed.—Waveland Independent.

Idleness is the beginning of all vices. Do not be idle in curing your cough it may be the beginning of consumption. For such diseases the only cure is Warner's Log Cabin Cough aud Consumption remedy, Price $1.00 and 50 cents a bottle. Try it.

IHii ORAWFORDriVlLLlt WEEKLY REVIEW

Will the l'oor Get to Heaven? MB. EDITOR: Why is It that men who are Independently rich are nearly always struggling to get more?

Many of them will resort to perfidious schemes and villainous ways to get more money that would make augels weep and devils blush. It is a well-known fact that some of the most gigantic frauds and embezzlements have been by wealthy men who were shining lights in some of our popular churches.

It is a sad commentary 011 religion when some of our churches permit such things to go on uurebuked, as some of them do, provided part of the money liuds its way into the church coffers.

It looks as though the poor would be lost be cause they* caunot contribute as liberally or make as big a display as the members of some of our aristocratic churches demand.

We make 110 plea for the lazy and careless, but mauy who are good, but poor, deserve a bitter fate than has fallen to their lot

It always has been a prevalent idea that an educated and religious people would never become poor or dependent, but such Is not tne case, for there are mauy educated and good people who are in indigent circumstances, and who have industriously struggled to gain a competency. Those who have been educated aright, and whose religion is according to the Scriptures, are too honest and honorable to overreach the ignorant or uninformed and as a natural result the wealth is nearly all in the bauds of those whose heads have been educated to the neglect of their hearts and consciences aud.their religious ceremonials area farce and their worship a mockery.

It is a bad showing for spiritual growth in religious matters when our churches on Sunday are only places of amusemement, to display fine clothing or to keep posted on the latest, fashions.

The idea that fiue churches, costly raiment or high-salaried preachers will save the world, is all a snare and a delusion, and like a poison" ous canker is eating the vitality out of "pure aud uudeliled religion." It is all expressed in a short poem that we remember to have read somewhere aud is about as follows: "Some go to church their time to spend,

Some go there to meet a friend Some go to church to sleep aud doze, Some go there to show their clothes." "Some go to church to take a walk,

Some go there to laugh aud talk: Some go to church to dozo and nod, But few go there to worship God." If anyone had visited any of the fashionable churches of this city last Sunday they might have seen this thing of fashionable dressing fully exemplified.

Judging from the way that most church members treat each other and their dealings with the world, we are left to infer that the poor will never get to Heaven, because the bread of life is not being given to the hungry, starving souls of men and women and the gospel is not being preached to the poor without money aud without price.

Some fashionalCs church member may call the writer a crank or an old fogy, but we have the satisfactiou of knowing that we are right no matter what they may think or say. REY.

Hlent«'«l Her Act.

Late last Saturday evening the landlord of the St. James hotel, at Danville, 111., was aroused by violent cries in one of the rooms# Entering, he was informed by Mrs. Ida Lister that she had taken morphine with suicidal intent. She says she has a child a year old liviug with her brother, Johu Osborne, at West Point, lnd. She gives as a reason for her rash act that her husband, William Lister, who is traveling salesman for W. Q. Leverenz & Co., of Chicago, deserted her about four months ago, leaving her in very destitute circumstances. Her relatives at Ladoga, lnd., will not receive her, being estranged on account of her marriage to Lister, iu October, 1883, in Danville. After taking the morphine she thought her child would be exposed to the hardships of this world and wished to recover so that she could make another attempt and take her baby at the same time to the other world. Mrs. Lister is rather a handsome brunette, about 25 years old, and comes from a good fam ly.

A "Hos?*** Bill Contost.

Talk about your spring contests and family wars, but the following able three rounds, with no rest, from the pen of Elder Stayly of the Frankfort Crescent, takes 'em all in: As to horse bills which that poor unreliable sheet, printed from old wood type, before used nn Colsax newspaper failures for the past fifty years, boasts so much about: We will put up a forfeit to be paid over 111 case we have not run nearly twice the number of horse hills the present season .is our beer-gardeu contemporary, if that rotten-mackerel sheet will do the same as to its boasted "jobwork." The Hard Times looks half the time as though it had been printed with shoe-blacking. Talk about natural gas: It has a creaky old hand-press from which it can only run two pages at a time, and if it did not have but a few copies to priut, it would take the boy who inks its old split wood-type from the blacking-box, a week to get It off from it« old cider-mill press.

I'aiil tlie Penally.

The following account of tbe execution of Sylvester Grubb at Vincennes, last Friday, is taken from the Terre Haute Express: "Sylvester Grubb retired at 10 o'clock last night and slept well until 5 o'clock this morning when he arose and dressed, after which he ate a hearty breakfast. At 8 o'clock he engaged in devotional exercises with his spiritual adviser, Rev. T. J. Keith. At 10 o'clock the death warrant was read to him, but he had nothing to say. At 11 o'clock he left his cell in company with tho sheriff, two deputies aud the Rev. Keith and without faltering walked up the steps and to the trap. When asked by the sheriff if he had anything to say he replied, 'I have a great deal to say, but I dare not on account of the newspaper men.' Tho trap was sprung at 11 01 and in eight minutes the heart ceased to beat. His neck was broken by the fall. Mr. Binckly, the executioner, said it was one of the neatest and most complete executions lie ever saw. The body was cut down at 11:30 nud placed in the hands of his brother to be taken to Oakland City. The sheriff displayed remarkable nerve and self-possession in performing his part. Only t5 persons witnessed the execution."

Tl crime for which he was executed was the killing of his sweet heart 011 the Princeton fair ground last fall, because she had refused to receive his favors and attentions.

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EDITOR'S BACK STAIRS."

The Interesting: Dr. J.

Views of the Late G. Holland.

The columns of the newspapers appear to be flooded with proprietary medicine advertisements. As we cast our eye over them, it brings to mind an article that was published by the late Dr. Holland in Scribuer's Monthly. He says "Nevertheless, it is a fact that many of the best proprietary medicines of the day were more successful than many physiciaus, aud most of them, it should be remembered, were at lirst discovered or used in actual medical practice. When, however any shrewd person, knowing their virtue, and advertises theiu, then, iu the opinion of tho bigoted, all virtue went out of them."

Is not this absurd?

This great man appreciated the real merits of the popular remedies, and the absurdity of those that derided them because public attention was called to the article aud the evidence of their cures. If the most noted physician should announce that he had made a study of any certain organ or disease of tho body, or make his sign larger than the code size, though he may have practiced medicine and been a leader in all medical counsels, notwithstanding all this, if he should presume to advertise aud decline to give his discovery to the public, he would be pronounced a quack and a humbug, although he may have speut his entire, life and all his available funds in perfecting his investigations.

Again we say "absurd."

If au ulcer is found upon one's arm, and is cured by some dear old grandmother, outside of the code, it will De pronounced by the medprofession an ulcer of little importance. But If treated under the code, causing sleepless nights for a month, with the scientific treatment, viz., plasters, washes, dosing with morphine, arsenic and other vile substances, given to prevent blood poisoning or deaden pain, aud yet the ulcer becomes milignant, and amputation is made necessary at last to save life, yet all done according to the "isms" of the medical code, this is much more gratifyiug to the medical professsiou, and adds more diguity to that distinguished order than to be cured by the dear old grandmother's remedy.

This appears like a severe arraignment, yet we believe that it expresses the true standing of the medical profession in regard to remedies discovered outside of their special "isms." One of the most perplexing things of the day is the popularity of certain remedies, especially Warner's Safe Cure, which we fiud for sale everywhere. The physician of the highest standing is ready to concede its merits and sustain the theories the proprietors have made that is, that it benefits iu most of the ailments of tho human system because it assists in putting tbe kidneys in proper condition, thereby aiding in throwing of the impurities of the blood, while others with less honesty and experience deride, aud are willing to see their patient die scientifically, and according to the code, rather than have him cured by the great remedy.

Yet we notice that tho popularity of tho medicine continues to grow year by year. The discoverer comes boldly before the people with its merits, and proclaims them from door to door in our opinion much more honorably than the physician who, perchance, may secure a patient from some catastrophe, and is permitted to set a bone of an arm or a finger, while he does with great dignity, yet very soon after takes the liberty to climb the editor's back stairs at 2 o'clock iu the moruiug to have it auuounced in the morning paper that "Dr. So-and-so was iu attendance," thus securing for his benefit a beautiful and free advertisement.

We shall leave it to our readers to say which is the wiser and more honorable.

Work to commence school in a few days.

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CARPENTERS, when you want the best hardware for the least money, go to Tinsley & Martin's. tf

CORN PLANTERS, we have the Hamilton adjustable, the best thing now out. Tinsloy & Martin. tf

Harrows. We have all kinds, spring tooth aud steel frame, prices lower than ever at Tinsley & Martin's^ tf.

Johu Sberron and Hudson Lormg, two old est Grant couuty citizens, dead. "...

To Curelleart Disease.

Use "Dr. Kilmer's Ocean-Week Heart Remedy." It regulates, corrects and relieves the most distressing cases. Price 50c, and $1. pamphlet free. Bioghamton, N. Y. Sold recommended and guaranteed by Low Fisher druggist *I)-20-3m

Fainnount has a buildng and loan association. What every town should ha\e. -t,

The Word Zoa-l'hnra Moans Health-lirinper. Tin), remedy so named was originslly called Woman's Friend. Imitators stole that name, so a new one was invented and patented. You can call for Woman's Friend, but be sure that wha you get has ou it the name Xoa-I'hora, For sale by Lew Fisher. M-23-lt.

Gieencastlo churches will join with DePatiw 111 celebrating Washington inaugural anniversary.

JIave You Catarrh?

Or cold in the head? or Chilblains? or Cold Sores? or Chapping? or Chafing? or a burn? or any Old Sore? The best thing in the world for it is Col man's Petioleum Balm. Get a free sample at tho drug store of Lew Fisher. 41

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We have decided not to go out of business, but are on hand with the largest and beet line of

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