Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 12 January 1889 — Page 5

TO MARRY. OR NOT TO MARRY.

To marry or not to marry: that Is the question Whether 'tis wiser in the man to suffer The jeers and taunts of outrageous relatives, Or to oschow the sea of troubles. And by so doing 'scape them? To lore to marry Ah me! find by one's marriage to say he wrds The henrtncho and the thousand awful wotn A Benedict's heir to, 'tis a consummation 'twould seem One should avoid. To love to marry: To marry, ic returnee to rue It. Aye, there's the nib:

For in tliat niarriapo hate may come. When one tins taken 011 this fatal noose, He caunot liopo escape from, sare through tho door That makes calamity of all one's life For who would bear the stigma of the dlvorca court, Tho uplifted brow, tho ill concealed scorn, The pangs of despised loves the law's delay, Tho insolence of wife, perchatico of child, That all too quicUly from its mother "d learn, When lie himself life of peace moy tako With a brier pipe? Who would the ll -cs make, To grunt and sweat with furnace grate. But that the drend of thousands of tongues. By which tho Day Suite's men outnumbered are. Rebukes us, puzzles the will. And makes us leave tho ills wo have To fly to others that wo know not of! Shall sensitive souls be thus mado cowarfo all?

And shall our peace of mind Be shaken—mayhap broken, And singlo blessedness— happy state— With this regard bo ever turned awry And lost in bliss of living? Soft you now O Critics, (Scribblers, in your comments Be all pros and cons remembered. —Boston Transcript.

ArdiinHMlos ut tlio Lurcr.

We apologize for mistakes made in all former issues and say they were inexcusable, as all an editor has to do is to hunt news, and clean the rollers, and set type, and sweep tho lloor, and pen short items, and fold papers, and write wrappers, and make the paste, and "mail the papers, and talk to visitors, and distribute type, and carry water, and 6aw wood,"and read the proofs, and correct tho mistakes, and hunt the shears to write editorials, and dodge tho bills, and dun delinquents, and take cussinga from tho whole lorce, and tell our subscribers that wo need money. We say that we've no business to make mistakes while attending to these little matters, and getting our living on gopher tail soup flavored with imagination, and wearing old shoes and no collar, and a patch on our pants, obliged to turn a smiling countenance to the man who tells us our paper isn't worth $1 anyhow, and that he could make a better one with hie eyes shut.—Leman (Iowa) Globe.

I' Oldest House In Chicago. I The oldest building in the city, which stands at the corner of Jefferson and

Jackson streets, has been sold, and is to be moved to a lot on Owasco street, east of California avenue. The building is a two story frame, and as near as its history can be traced was built in 1838 when the land thereabouts was either a swamp or under cultivation. It was owned by old Dr. Ingalls for a number of years, but at the time of itB sale belonged to Arthur Farrar. It was sold through McAuley & Elliott, the real estate dealers, and came about in the regular course of their business. They had sold a lot to a Mr. Carpenter, and in looking for a house to put on it 1 and tho structure in question, which was bought for a mere song, neither they nor the purchaser knowing anything of its history at tho time. It had been unoccu pied for several years, but beyond the windows and doors being broken was in a remarkable state of preservation,— Chicago Times. 1

An Infallible Coin Tester.

The Siamese apo is said to be in great request among Siamese merchants as a cashier in their counting houses. Vast quantities of baso coin obtain circulation in Siani, and tho faculty of discrimina-

Ho Comes nigh.

She Was OnlyjMlstalsen.

A pretty girl and a young gentleman met on West Seventh 6treet, Cincinnati, and tho following conversation took place:

She—Why, Will! What aro you doing down here? I thought you wero in Akron.

He—Oh, I'm down here attending the College of Pharmacy, over hero on Court street.

She—And so you are going to be a farmer? How nice that will be (gleefull clapping her hands).—Exchange.

Wonderful Forbearance.

DEATH OF PAT O'NEIL.

A THRILLING HISTORY OF

Students Were Attacked by a Crowd of Town Bays—Cannon Brought Out, but

Disabled by the Police Officers,

On Thursday evening, March 10, 1854, a party of Yalo college students visited Homan's atheneuni, at the corner of Cliapel and Church steeets. While there they became involved in an altercation with some men of tho town. After the

erfortnance the students were assaulted a largo number of the town boys and roughly handled. The following evening, March 17, about fifty of the

A MOB OP OVER 500.

THE MATOR RESTORES ORDER. At 1:30 o'clock on Saturday morning

tion between good money and bad would tho cannon wero brought into position appear to bo possessed by theso gifted monkeys in such an extraordinary degree of development that no human being, however carefully trained, can compete with them. Tho cashier ape meditatively puts into his mouth each coin presented to him in business payments, and tests it with great deliberation. His method of testing is regarded in commercial circles as infallible and, as a matter of fact, liis decision is uniformly accepted by all parties interested in the transaction.—London Tid Bits.

sSa'

Frank R. Stockton, the author of "The Lady or the Tiger?" is a small wiry man with electric eyes and a swarthy complexion. He measures you in his mind's eye much as a tailor does from tip to toe. Ho seldom speaks above a subdued conversational whisper and never until spoken to. His copy is legible as print and singularly free from erasions. In liis library, at Madison, N. J., he has a hammock which ho thinks out his ideas and I10 will, if necessary, 6pend tlireo days in writing 200 words, hence the mosaic perfection of his works. He will not write a short story for, less than SI ,000.—Cor. The Epoch. f}

the ^th'of

22 n,Uriof"

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Ono of the editors of this paper was assaulted by a drunken Mexican tho other day while crossing tlio turbid current of events which divides the two republics, but refrained from adopting a policy of retaliation from a bashful hesitancy of becoming tho subject of international controversy and an unwillingness to deprive this section of his brilliant contributions to tho columns of The Guide. Now is the timo to subscr'be.— Eaglo Pass (Tex.) Guide.

Tbe Method of It.

'Miss Bern *-You surely didn't shoot that poor, little, half starved rabbit? Mr. Nerve—Why, 110 I wouldn't do a thing like that. Ho was coming out from under a wall, and I simply clubbed liim with the butt of my gun, stamped on him, and. to make sure he was mine, banged his head against a tree.—Indianapolis Sentinel.

soup A I5otk for Gontlrnien of the Itoail. First Tramp—1 say, pard, there's a book in this window that we ought to buy.

Second Tramp—What's der title? First Tramp—It's "Hints on Gentlo.men's Dress."—Boston Courier. :vyc.

T^®*r-^^,!!^——

CHAPTER IN THE YALE UNIVERSITY.

The Great Riot of 1854, In Which the

SUNDAY IN LONDON.

The Hhurpuesn of Contrast* In MctropolK tan Life Vividly Realized. If one wantBto realize the ret# sharpness of oontraets in London, where horrible slums are side by side with wealthy squares, and whore the beggar and millionaire tread tho same pavements, one can not see it better than by walking a very few stops from the well-dressed, middle-class decorum assembled in St. George's Church, Bloomsbury, or the fine drawn intellectualism of Mr. Stopford Brooke at Bedford chapel, into Seven Dials, on any Sunday morning. It is really a matter of some diffculty to pass along

Neal street or little Earl street, so crowded is the whole roadway with costermongers and Cheap Jack's barrows. Every one of tho little povertystricken, grimy shopt is opon, and the

students went to tho same theatre in a body. During the performance no difficulty occurred, but outside about 1,500 town boys had assembled. A note was passed around among the students ac- whole scene is more busy than it is on quainting them with tho situation. A

any

false alarm of firo was raised outside,

which served to augment tho number of the rioters. When the performance was over tho students remained in the theatre. Presently tliey formed in line, two by two, and, proceeding to tho door, were met met by Maj. ISissell. lie told them to proceed students in side of Chapel street and proceeded toward the college. The mob followed. When Trinity church was reached a volley of stones and brickbats were hurled by the mob. Several of the 6tudonts were struck and knocked insensible.

quietly to the college. Tho lino crossed over to the south

other day of tho week. The sight

is one to freeze tho heart of a strict Sabbatarian, but more than that, it is a truly dreadful picture of tho real condition of life in west central London.

I stood for some time in tho doorway of one of tho sickeningly odoriferous butcher shops, whero loathing scraps of trimmings of bone, fat and skin were sold at two ponce a pound. A tall, gaunt woman camo and looked them over, but thebutchor said: "No picking yer 'takes as they comes1 with them, missus!" "Well," she answered, "then yer might let mo have two

Proceeding a short distance farther pounds for three pence half-penny, tho collego men received a second volley. "Can't," was the vender's prompt and Directly after this a portion of the mob, which had hitherto occupied tho street, made a rush for tho sidewalk. Immedipu heard, fired, it was afterward asserted, by the students. Within two minutes of this time a cry arose that a man had been shot. Maj. Bissell observed a man near him fall to the ground. Ho raised the body from the ground with the assistance of the bystanders. Upon examination at the police station, where it was taken, tho lxdy proved to be that of

Patrick O'Neil. Ho liad received two stabs from a largo dirk kniie, and lived but a few moments after the wounds had

laconic reply, and the woman turned away but she stood by the barrow of a potato dealer till his back was turned, and furtively appropriated first one and then another of his tubers.

Not only were the evidences of poverty something appalling in this Sunday fair, but the looks of utter degradation of soul and body in the majority were truly lamentable. Angry words, and an occasional blow even, occurred but that terrible apathy and sullen indifference to all but the immediate ob-

been inflicted upon him. He was one of ject in view, spoke volumes of the lives the ringleaders of tho mob upon both they lived. Young men in dirt and Thursday and Friday evenings.

When tho mob learnedi of'his death it

g8. giri9 ho had lost the feminine

ide of v&nity which

rushed°fo^Uie^rsenal?broke bestow a thought upon their personal dragged out two cannon. They loaded appearance, strong, middle-aged men these to the muzzle with powder, stones whose love of drink was apparent and brickbats and dragged them to tho mothers with babies in their arms, but city green. Another portion of the

who

looked

more we3

&ce, but must have blood for blood, aud sees the conventional and well-to-

polic Maj. mob dragged it toward tho college. Whilo on the way up the street the rioters, in their eagerness to get at their student enemies, failed to keep a close watch upon Maj. Bissell's movements. Before the collego campus was reached both cannon had been spiked, by the police, under the leadership of Maj. Bissell, without the crowd being aware of it. The police, during tho transaction of theso events, had surrounded the churches and prevented the further ring:ing of bells.

Bissell remained on the gun as the

and trained to bear 5n South college, ,Uncle Jerome, we are told, said one whero the students had intrenched them- day to his nephew, after a storm of reselves. When it was discovered that the proaches, "You have nothing of tho guns wero useless an attack was mado .Emperor about you," to which the upon the building with paving

6t°ne8

and brickbats, Tho structure Was badly 1

Nina Brady's Elopement. 1 Here is the true story of the BradyHarris elopement. Immediately after the marriage of her sister to Mr. Stevens, Miss Kitty Brady went up to her mother and said: "Now, mother, I am going to bo married." Mrs. Brady, after slowly recovering from tho effects of this unexpected announcement, replied that such a tiling would bo out of tho question for at least two years but Miss Kitty replied that it would not bo out of tho question in two hours. At this stage of proceeding tho learned judge appeared upon tho sccno and Miss Kitty continued: "I have taken all the preliminary steps and everything is arranged, but I have only §5 .and Sidney hasn't a cent, so just lend me §25 to go 011 the honeymoon with." The learned judge, however, as might be expected, refused point blank to advance his daughter a cent, but Miss Kitty managed somehow to raise the necessary $30, upon which "the happy pair"'—to use a timo honored and time worn phrase— spent two days in Philadelphia.—The

Epoch. neaped with the Compliment. Stranger (perforce obliged to tako diner at Aunt Dinah's)—Aunty, theso pies sed to are liot the kind my mother make.

Aunt Dinah (very much pleased)—No, indeed, sah, I spec's not. Will vo' liab anudder piece?—Now York Sun.

President answered bitterly, "You are

damaged. Tho students lay low and mistaken, my dear uncle, I have his made no response. Cries of "Bring out family." While his oolleagues in the

the murderer!" resounded in every direction. At thi3 juncture the mayor of tho city arrived and addressed the infuriated crowd. Ho pleaded long and earnestly for the cause of order, and promised that tho city authorities would immediately take the matter in hand and bring the perpetrator or perpetrators of the crime to justice. His words proved effective, ana tho ciw to disperse. By convey tho cannon to tho jail, and by 4 o'clock the city was quiet.

A court of inquiry was held on March he should be made Govori 20,1854. No witness from the town was

ministry were deeming it good policy to show court to the Emperor's "uncles, cousins and aunts," M. de Falloux "dispensed with all this," and he adds, with a sly touch of cynicism, "th6 President never showed me any ill-will on that account." It was a relief, he assures us, from.a painful embarrass-

fthe crowd began slowly and sullenly "T lisperse. By 8 o'clock Maj. Bissell ment wheu M. OdillonBarrothelped was ablo to conve to solve the problem how to provide for "needy uncle," by suggesting that nor of the appears to

Invali

called who was near enough to O'Neil when he wa3 stabbed to be able to testify anything of value concerning the iden- case of his cousin, tity of the perpetrator of the act. Tho M. de Falloux ri jury finally camo to the conclusion,_ as expressed in their verdict, that "Patrick

des- The President

have been equally frank in the Prince Napoleon, relates that when

Drouyn do Lhuys, at a Cabinet Council was ontering, with some em-

(..

March^A.1854, from harassment and much periphrasis, on -n

wounds received by him at tho hands of the subject of the 1 rince intrigues at 1 ..femaie ancestor whose name they do some person or persons to us unknown— Madrid, whero he was then occupying

the said Patrick O'Neil being at the tune the post of Frcnsh Ambassador, the

lg'

Investigation was not pursued further,

President interrupted him and "with off

bis usual

win bo

Leader.

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THE CRAWFOEJMTILLE WKE3CLY REVIEW

perceived from this, as well as is from other passages in the volumes, that lack of outspokenness with those

he knew intimately was not one of the

Emperor's failures. In I860, when M.

deFalloux, as Director of the Academy, year,s

sought, according to custom, an audience of tho Emperor, in order to an-1 nounce tho election of Father Lacordaire, tho ox-Minister took occasion to express his opinion that tho English alliance, from tho dynastic point of view, was no mora favorable than tho revolutionary alliance. To this "our illustrious neighbor and good ally," as it was then the fashion in many quarters to call him, replied, "I know that very well. England never is a true ally and ho added with some bitterness," she is even an enemy. She spoils every thing she touches." Such, it appears, was tho private opinion in 1860 of the sovereign who eleven years later was dreaming, as we know, of retrieving his fallen fortunes by inciting Germany to an unprovoked war against, that country, T—

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«TAX

TOWXSIIIPS AND CORPOTCATIOJFS.

Coal Creek Wayne Waynetown Ripley Alamo Brown aveland Scott Union Crawfordsville Madison Sugar Creek Franklin Darlington walnut

New Ross Clark Ladoga

ieads them to

d. careworn enough

*bo ^mother, «ho.e planed in

immense numbers of the people to tho I tho crowd. And the noise and scene. While at the corner of Chapel 1 bustle, the tumult and bargaining, lasts and Church streets Maj. Bissell mounted I till about 1:30, when things resume a an ordnance carriago and addressed the

k-day like tranquility. But

tSXTol passes out into Shaflc.bu,, avenu.

do going home to Sunday dinners, and one realizes that in London of all places "Ono half of the world knows not how the other half lives."—London

Crawfordsville,

Echo.

NAPOLEON'S FAMILY.

How the Late Emperor Was lUdxer«d by Ambitious Kclatlren. The late Emperor Napoleon does not appear, from Count Falloux's memoirs, to have got on very well in his private transactions with his numerous relatives. It was daring the period of the Presidency of the Republic that his

York paper for information upon any subject except its circulation. No, the answer is not correct. You can usa any coat-of-arms that your royal starspangled American pride has set its Fourth of July heart upon. If you fancy the Queen's, you can and may use that, just as freely and independently as though you sold soap for a living. If you prefer that of the Imperial family of Germany, have it engraved oti your stationery, painted on your panels and embroidered on your horse blankets, and if any editor in New York tells you that you can't do it. pin his scalp to the seam of your leggings. If you can find no readymade coat-of-arms to suit your fancy, any good stationer will have one designed for you. Can't wear any coat-of-arms you want to, indeed!

Cleveland.

That's a sweet idea to introduce in this free land! Why, lots of our society people wear clothes that belong to other people, eat food they haven't paid for, live in houses belonging to other men, and

gomo

jnstancos

bsist entirely on a

not bear and wo are told that w0

in we hQr coat

coolness and deliberation

inasmuch as O'Neil belonged to tho low- said: "1 see your conclusions, il. American citizen should maintain a est class of society, and no ono seemed Drouyn do Lhuys. lou may believe to caro very much for him. Public sen- that I am well acquainted with my timent seems to have been with the cousin. Mv cousin is a monster." It students. Now York Tunes.

_of_armsP Come

can (and will) wear any thing

w£) can gct on And) indeed every

good three-ply coat-of-arms. It costs nothing, and is within the legitimate reach of tho humblest. In a demoa choice boon. It will keep a man warm, when his other coat

in hoc signo tribalis.

TAX NOTICE.

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It will lend

Mm dignity when his tr0U

serg are

frin„ed at tho hem. It wm

keep last

^ar from chafing his neck.

To tho man who wants a coat-of-arms it will be sweet to the soul and health to the bones, and would be great medicine to his brains, if he had any. Any man in this country who can afford to borrow a Sunday paper and study the illustrated patent medicine advertisements, and then goes hungry for a coat-of-arms. wishing one, would perish of thirst if he fell into Luke Michigan. Still, that's the kind of a man. usually, who pines for a coat-of-arms and hasn't the originality or courage to invent or steal ono. Bless you, simple ones, there's 110 copyright 011 a coat-of-arms, unless it's a soap trade mark or something of that sort. In that ease, hands off. But if it only belongs to some

Queen or Enipcrior, or that sort of person, why take it and use it it 5 yours. "Who steals my coat-ot-iirms, steals trash 'tis

-According to report, there are2,432 S'as'it hi»'n physicians and surgoonB, 105 ministers But ho who lays his thievish olaw» upon s-vfe and 7.') lawyers in this country who are The trade mark of ray Prime Leaf Lard1&v.gS

women. .. 1

Which cost mo twenty dollars to design, sag®

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NOTICE FOR 1888.l»

Notice is hereby given to the tax-payers of Montgomery County that the Tax Duplicates for the year 1888 have been received, and on and after the first day of January, 1889, I will attend at the County Treasurer's office, in Crawfordsville, for the purpose of receiving the Taxes now due. The Taxes assessed on each one hundred dollars valuation and on each poll areas follows, to-wit:

50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 501 50 50 50 50 50

20 05 05 10 10 10 10 05 05 05| 05

on the second Monday in February, 1889.

«gg GAUDY COATS-OF-ARMS. Bob Iiurdettn Discusses Ono of the Dearest Uifci'ts of CltizeiiHlilp. "Inquirer," of Fort Hamilton, writes: "I sent this inquiry to the leading journal of New York, 'Is it proper to make use of a coat-of-arms derived from a female ancestor, there beiug none in the direct line?' and received from tho editor tho reply: 'No, you can not use a coat-of-arms of a family whose name you do not bear.' Is this correct?" Wo are surprised that "Inquirer" should write to a New

COUNTY TREASURER'S OFFICE,

CRAWFORDSVILLE, INDIANA, January 1st, 1889.

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In addition to the above there is charged to each person owning, keeping or harboring within the county, on Male Dogs $1.00, on Female Dogs $2.00, and on each additional Dog $2.00. The first installment of Taxes must be paid on or before the third Monday in April, or the whole amount will be delinquent and subject to penalty and interest, and the second installment on or before the first Monday in Novemher. Road receipts cannot be received except wl en presented on the first installment of Taxes.

County orders will not be paid to anyone owing delinquent Taxes.

I have also received the duplicates for the followii4' Free Gravel Roads which will be paid the other Taxes: Waveland & Parke County Line, Waynetown & Alamo, Waveland & Bluff Mills. P. F. New Market & Western, Crawfordsville & Parkersburg, M. M. Henry, D. H. Hostetter, Whitesville & Ladoga, Su^ar Grove, N. G. Kessler, George Williamson, Chas. Edwards, John Line, Robert Finch, Darlington & County Line. Darlington & Potito Creek, M. B. Waugh, Potato Creek Extension, James Allen, Concord Extension, Crawfordsville & Linden, W. H. Montgomery, and Crawfordsville & New Richmond. Also the Atlantic & Mississippi Rail Road for Ripley township.

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Also on the following Ditches: Wm. T. Servies, J. M. Carter, Jas. S. Harris, John W. Smith, and also the Hudson Tributary to Lye Creek Drain. The annual sale oi Delinquent Lands and Lots will lake place at the Court House Door, in the City cf .-

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JETOR3RCW*,

Treasurer Montgomery Connty, Indiana,

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