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ne Barwtolan Theory—Tke Monkeys •ear tf aad are Agitated In Coase*

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Darwin's theory concerning the descent of man is creating a tremendous MDtation among the monkeys. They have jast beard of it, and are terribly aiareiaed. They repudiate the whole theory. That man descended from tbia tbey consider a slur on the whole monkey race.

A cage of John Robinson's monkeys held an indignation meeting over the natter tbe other day, after the performance. A venerable Chimpantee, whose grey hairs entitle him to tbe distinction, was made chairman, aad fitting in a swing presided with tbe atmost dignity. He got a little excited in his speech as he took the ebair, bat this was pardonable under the circumstances. "What," exclaimed this venerrble baboon, "Man a deleendrd from u$! I repudiate the idea with scorn. True we have our faalts. "We are accused of cutting up mon ',hey sbinea sometimes, and not without eanae bnt this attempt to make us father the human race is altogether too noeh. It is enough that poverty re qairea us to travel uround the country io tbia manner to make a living to exhibit ourselves to gaping men, women and children, at so much a head «~(when two thirds of them haven't any bead to Bpeak of), without having it flung in our faces that we originated the^paek oi fools styled men."

Bia reworks were received with every expression of delight possiblo to the monkey. Some stood on their pyramidal heads, others hung by their tails, while others threw flip flaps from one end of the cage to the other.

A monkey who had traveled much and aeen a great deal, and who had probably used the cat's paw to pull more chestnut* out of the fire than any other monkey of his age, next addressed his fellow monkey*:

Said he Thin Darwin has fixed a disgrace upon usi that no monkey of aay self-respeot will hesitate to resent. I fling this base insinuation back into his teeth [A wild chatter of applause.! If a man was indeed descended from m, what a fall was there, my countrvmcn! [Prolonged howls ef derUior, If had this base slanderer ot our race—tMs Darwin, who dar'win fame by traducing us— I would r-r-r r-rend him to pieces with tbese pentadactylous hands,-and whip bim to death with this prehensile tail I" [immense cheering.]

The chairman interrupted the speak er to remind him thit no puns would be allowed. Nobody but men perpctraed pun*, and a pun was altogether beneatb the dignity of a any monwho had the least respect for him* self. The speaker promised to be more guarded in the future, and proceeded with his remarks. "Look at the follies uien perpetrate etery day. Did you ever know a mon*•7 to make such a fool of himself as tbey do? Did you ever know a monto buy a ticket to a menagerie and go staring around and making remarks about better people than himself? Did a monkey ever get drunk and talk about his neighbors, or wear a plug hat (uuless it was fastened upon bis bead by a detestablo ringmaster), or sue for a divorce, or lace, or color his whiskers, or go into bankruptcy, or eheat the printer, or get elected eounoilman, or to run a bar account, or eat hash, or—or run for Congress Never!" [Screams and screeches of assent] "Man descended from the monkey, indeed If we were descended from men it would be sufficiently disgraceful. I get ashamed when I think tbere is a possibility of a connecting link. Look at them in their political conventions. In our most idiotic mo* menls did we ever yell and howl as they do. "Look at them in Congress. A whole mcaagerie on a drunk couldn't behave worse. And where did they it? Tiiey dind't get it from us, thet is a sure thing. The key to their eussed nonsense is not the mon key.

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An shake 6f the bead the President.] Mr. Darwin must eaek for his ancestry eNewhere, and let the monkey alone. He might perbapa trace it to the beasts of the field or the birds of the air, or (what is more likely) the jackass!"

Tremendous applause followed bi« speech. After some further remarks oa the p:rt of distinguished monkeys of like tenor, tho meeting passed a series of resolutions utterly repudiating the Darwinian theory, and adjourned.— Written for the Cincinnatli Timet.

TxLiaEAPnisa is a luxury in which tbe servants of the people, commonly kaown as the Government, indulge as if it were a prime necessity. The entire Miount of the bill for ocean telegrams sent from November 10, 18C6, to October 5, 1867, by Mr. Seward, aa Secretary of State, is 845,540 in eoia. Included in this amount is a dispatch from Seward to Bigelow $19840.50, cbargable in gold, there being forty-eight words in English, and 2,674 in cipher. Tbe largest amount apartirom that mentioned, paid in gold by the Department of State, was for a dispatch from Seward to Gorteebakoff, 8t. Petersburg, about the Alaeka treaty, numbering 1,833 words, and eoetiag 19,896.50,

Beware of Bftiferon PrecedeaU. Carl Scbarx understood* better than do tome Americana we wot of—aod tbe more the thame to them—the danger there is in investing a military leader with unconstitutional powers under tbe supposition that be can be trusted. No free people should allow socb a precedent to be set Says tha Missouri Senator:

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frequenty has been said, that the Uni ted States issued from their first revo Intion as a Republic only by accident, an accident depending upon the sublimoly unselfish spirit of Washington, who, instead of grasping tbe crown, modestly returned to the plow of Cin cinnatus? But, on the other band, you vindicate the constitution against the President, a President of your own shoice—and the world will understand that in this Republic at least no man can grow so great as to over top the majesty of the laws and here at least Republican institutions are safe, for they are in the keeping of men who '-know their rights, and knowing, dare maintain."

The Early Bitjrs of Petroleum. H. E. Colton writes in the American Agriculturist concerning tbe petroleum region in Pennsylvania

Professor Silliman, of Yale College, was the first President of an oil comOn the 28th day of August, 1859, the first vein of oil was struck. Tbe well, at a depth of about sixty feet, yielded four hundred gallons per day. From this beginning slowly come up the great business, until it reached tbe wild whirl of excitement and speculation in 1863 64. Fortunes were made and lost in a day thousands of gallons o! oil ran to waste, and hundreds of thousands were sold for less than the cost of production. The .mystic ul Johnny Steele flourished arouod New York hotels and bar rooms with his Income of thousands per day com nanies were gotten up with par shares from fifty cents to five dollars servant girls invested their all, hoping soon to be able to ride in their carriages and ive in brown stone mansions. Never, siuce the days of Law's great Mississippi bubble had tbe world seen any thing equal to it. Unfortunately, this wild mania is too ntiy and painfully prominent with many of our readers. Many—hard working mon—invested their all in an engine and a lease, to work for days and weeks only to find nothing, and sit down penniless and despondent, fully aod completely "busted."

The number of wells is legion, and the most condensed history of them would fill a large volume. On January 1, 1869, there were 1,186 producing wells in Pennsylvania, and their average product was eleven and two thirds barrels per day. Then there are many in Canada, Ohio and West Virginia. There is some attention being turned to the deposits in South America. The whole daily product of crude petroleum can not be far from 18,000 barrels, of forty gallons each. Some of the wells have produced enormously, even over four thousand barrels per day, the oil has beenfold as low as twenty cents per barrel, and as high as $10. It is transported to the railroad io pipes under ground, and put into guaged tanks: forty gallons is a barrel.

In the early days n*was floated down Oil Creek and its tributaries in flitboats. The custom was to pond up the water, and, when all the boats wero ready, cut away the dams, thus floating them on the freshet to the mouth of Oil Creek. As may be imagined, there were frequent accidents and the wildest oxcitement. As much as 50,000 barrels of petroleum have been known to be thrown out upon the wa ters of the creek and rivers from the bursting barrels and crushed-up flats in a "jam."

Its True Intent-

Tho St. Louis Republican, in commenting upon the President's proclamation, the first step in the enforcement of the Ku Klux bill, says that the South may be ransacked from Virginia to Texas without discovering a single squad of Ku Klux, a single hostile flag or musket, a single trace of the formidable insurrection against which the proclamation is ostensibly levelled. In short there is nothing and uobody to disperse, and matters mn necessarily go on precisely as they did before the proclamation was issued. And this is precisely what the President expects and desires because, as there can be no cbange io the status of affairs, he will proceed on tbe supposition that the danger is not less emminent than wheu the Ku-Klux bill was passed, and forthwith take the third step in the Radical programme by sending Federal soldiers into such portions of the Souib as he may deem advisable. Those Suucs whose electoral vote he is likely to need next year will be duly garrisoned, and the ballot box securely lodged under tbe shadow of the sword. This is the true intent and meaoing of the KuKlux bill and the Presidents proclamation, and in the words of Senator Trumbull: "The question is whether we are to revolutionize this Government, aod no longer have a Republio composed of separate States, but a centralised consolidated Government—to strike out tbirtyseven stars end bave but one."

That question the people, in their sovereign capacity are to decide.

What Shaa ItpaMleaalm CasBo. The inferior (Presbyterian) is somewhat putxled to understand the necessity of the Force Bill, it says "We confess that with our armslength view of tbe matter, we are at loss to understand the meaning of this kind of legislation, except on two suppositions. One of tbese is, that the 1 Ku-Klux organisation id a far more serious thing than the Administration has allowed the people to believe. The other is, that the passage of'the bill is a part of the strategy for the ap-

gratitude to ooe make you unmindful of your duty to all. I beseech you let proaching campaign. It is, to say the not gratitude reduce you to throw the least, a little remarkable that all the laws of the Republican party at his the States but two, in which the£e outlet rages are anticipated, are in the hands

No uatiou deserve? to be free and Republicans, who, having failed to great, no nation will vi'ii free and suppress disorder, by State authority, great—nay, sir, tbatnation has already might ask the intervention of the cased to be free and great, that will General Government. pay a debt of gratitude at the expense The laul claue of the above is a of its couhtitutionai rights and liber- sufficient answer to the first suppoai-

tion, and shows that the passage of tbe

Let this first precedent of acqaics cencein an act of usurpation by outrageous measure was to enable successful soldier pass into our history Crrant to secure not only his own re* and you will have strucka blow at the Domination, but also to make his elsefree government that will resound

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cans. How many of them have notified the President that they are unable to suppress disorder by State auth ority The whole thing is A mere pretext, as we have said, to enable Grant to re-elect himself. He is empowered to suspend the great writ of liberty, to declare martial law, to try citizens by military courts, to imprison and put to death. He is clothed with absolute power, and can proclaim himself Dictator and ali to continue himself in office. And that has been done by tho party calling itself Republican

The United States and Great Britain. We were mistaken in saying that tbe tax on matches was adopted by the British Parliament. The Government, before the formidable opposition it awakened, saw fit to withdraw it. The Cincinnatti Gazette says that "a London mob was stronger that the Ministry." The people in the rock-bound island are not so submissive under taxation as they are in the United States. There are limits there which it is not allowed to pass without ser ious trouble and convulsion. But the good natured public on this side of the water bear their burdens —which would c/eate formidable riots in Eng land—with a patience and resignation that is more than Christian. We have had thM same match tax, and with it a hundred others equally oppressive and odious, but no public meeting here was ever called to assitt or even protest against its imposition. Men favoring the highest taxes appear to be elected and re elected for office as easily as if they were for the lowest, and, therefore, it is no wonder that we are burdened with them. But if pub lie opinion was manifested here as it was in Great Britain, it is not likely that under this Administration it would have had the effect that it had there. Our Government cares nothing for the feelings of the people. We require no better evidence of that than its pressing the San Domingo annexation against au almost unanimous public protest, for it is within bounds to aay it is notorious that not one man in a hundred sustained that foul and abominable scheme. No British Allministration would have dared to fa* vor it a moment against such universal disapprobation —t-Gin Enquirer.

The Wickcdncss of the Ku Klux Bill. That the Ku-Klux force bill is unconstitutional may be taken as already proved. In this respect it is as bad as it could well be made. But there is another point of view in which its nature is more odious and more repungent to all right feeling.

General Grant's maxim, '-Let. us have peace," met with a hearty response from the whole country and the people no doubt imagined that wh^n he became President he would be governed by the spirit of that saying. But instead of this, we see him urging upon his party in Congress the passage of a bill whose only real purpose is to secure his own renomination as a candidate for the Presidency, and whose expected consequence is to promote hostile feeling, alienation, antagonism, and conflict between citi« zens of the South and citizens of the North. Instead of aiming at peace. General Grant and the majority who bave obeyed his dictates in Congress, aim at war. Instead of endeavoring to produce order, harmony, friendly and patriotic sentiments between the different geographical divisions of the Union, tbey endeavor to fan into fire the dying remains of the old contest.

It is impossible to exaggerate the wickedorss of such conduct. What punishment could be too great for men who, merely to carry an election, light anew the brands of civil discord, and who are ready to jeopard the peace the prosperity, and tbe happiness of the cotntry as a means of controlling its voters?

WHSN an application was made to the Droper officer, by the people of Arizona, for troops to protect them from the Indians, the reply was that Congress had so reduced the army, and the demand for troops in the South is such, that so far from sending troops to'the frontier, be is obliged to take troop from that section aod send them to the Southern States. The ssvages may butoher th: citizens and no troops can be sent to protect them, but there are plenty of troops to aid in carrying the South for the Radicals. As an excuse for keeping tbe troops in that locality, the Ku-Klux outrages are invented. But the people are be ginning to see through this scheme, and understand the game which General Grant is pUying for a re-nomina-tion and re-election.

Fenaaal Assaalt ipsa flea Sfeenaaa. The New York Tribune quite bitterly assails General Sherman for his

speech io New Orleans, in which be said that "he believed the Confederates surrendered in good faith and would have lived up to the letter of their agreement of there had been DO reconstruction act of Congress." He further remarks: "I probably bave as good means of information as most persons iu regard to what is called the Ku-Klux, and am perfectly satisfied that the tbing is over estimated, and that if the Ku-Klux bills were kept out of Congress, and tbe army kept at its legitimate duties, there are enough good and true men in all the Southern States to put down Ku-Klux and their bands of mauraders." For saying this the Tribune declares tb*t "he hever had a political idea which was not absurd and untenable," and it stigmatizes his convention with General Juhnsgn, at the close of the war as "a most grotesque illustration of his incapacity to appreciate a political

r?riod."

TIIE Legislature of Ohio has done at least one wise thing. It prohibits by law any change in the series of books used in the public^ schools oftener than once iu three years, and permits it then only when demanded by a vote of two thirds of the school boards. Whether a total prohibition without the unanimous consent of every parent in tbe district would not have been better, is a fair question, but tbey deserve credit for going even thus far. The school-book imposition has grown to that extent that it takes a moderate sized library to furnish a child as far advanced as tbe alphabet, and the volumes are*expected to be changcd as often as once each term. The productions differ mainly in the degrees of worthlessness to which the human intellect can attain when it makes a systematic effort in that line. The mass of them are very like a circus handbill, where the chief pro gramme is pictorially exhibited, and little left at the acutal performance. Tbe general theory seems to be that the human mind should absorb its proper nourishment through the medium of wood cut3, and that any effort or labor at actual learning would be fatal to the intellect. As the fruits of publishing genius, some of the astonishing products are deserving of commendation, but as speculation on community tbe thing has gone too far. Whether softening of the brain is on the increase among the later race of youth, physicians have not diselosed, but if not, it is because Providence watcbes over them, and not because there is any lack of material. The book men have done their best. "Righteous Noah" sufficed fcr the generation of tbe Websterian period. How much actual progress in school books has tbe world made since then?

THE first five miles of the Louisville. New Albany and St Louis Railway west of New Albany will be, to railroad men, tbe most interesting five miles of Railroad in tbe West. Within that distance there are four tunnels —the first 150 feet long, the second 'JU0 feet loug, and the third 270 feet long, both of which will be completed by the 1st of August tbe fourth 4,000 feet long will be completed iu about twelve months. The rock through which these tunnels are cut will form their natural roofing, without timber or other supports. On these five miles there are immense fills from fifty to seventy five feet in depth aud trestle-work from seventy to uiuety in bight. Within this five miles an elevation of 500 feet has to be overcome, and the road starts from Lower Fifth street in New Albany, at a grade of sixty-six feet to tbe mile. The point where the largest tunnel enters the knobs is 150 feet below the crest of the hill. Work upon this division of the road is being pushed with extraordinary energy, and as large a force of laborers as can oper ate advantageously is employed. Work upon the road west of the tunnel will be commenced in May, and tbe road will be completed theuce to the block coal fields, fifty miles from Louisville, by the first of November. A temporary track will then be laid down over the knobs which will be used until the long tunnel is completed.

MERCHANT TAILOBS.

GBBH SCHArBAUSIX.

SCHAFHAUSEN & HUSING,

MERCHANT TAILORS

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WEEKLY REVIEW—CRAWFORDSVILLE, INDIANA, SATURDAY, MAY 13, 1871

He is further reminded of

his "innocent ignorance of public affairs," and is told that his energy and activity of mind stray him into occcsional outbursts of eccentricity." There is much more to the same purport, all indicating that General Sherman has done some service in the Constitution by his manly and unbiased declarations. If the General in the army should rest his reputation for political sense and sagacity upon the New Orleans declarations, there are few unpredjudiced persons in the whole Uoited States who will not sustain him in all their length and breadth, and vote that he had Tar more know* ledge and honesty than the Congress which passed tbe scandalous Ku Klux bill. We have not been among tbe admirers of Sherman, but he has a frank .manliness and an opposition to political intrigues thit does him a credit that it would be unjust to disparage.

Commercial How, GBEEH STREET.

The Proprietor* voald revpeelfolly inform the eilisent of Cr&wfordariUe and vicinity that they hare opened up, in the old Eltsroth Room* a Frot-Uiftu

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DR. HCRLBT—SIB My ehildren have had eruption* all over the body for many months. It was frightfully bad oa the face and head, and 1 thought it wua remain during life. What was to be done I doctored them, and I gare them everything 1 heard of or could think of but all of no aocount. I tried your Sarsaparilla and in less than one week 1 bad tbe happiness of observing tnem improve in health, aud tbe disease disappearing. It has been observed by every one about here, and it is wel lknown your medicine wa* ihe means.—Tney are now. thank Uod. perfectly well. JOU.N U'aJJLL.1 VAN.

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LOUISVILLB, August 30, 1869.

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INDIANAPOLIS. IND.. Feb. 7, 1969.

GKNTS:

About two month* ago I procured

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NEW ALB A IND.,May 28,1868.

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LOUISVILLE. KY., Oct. 3. 1868.

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TBE SKIN, and all dis

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Lightning Cure for all kinds ofpalu «nd Ahes.

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Cholera Infantum. Cholera

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Two Pills a Dose.

The most powerful yet innocent Vegetable' Cathartic known.

It is not necessary to take a handful of these Pills to produce the desired effect two of them aot quickly and powerfully: cleansing Liver, Stomach and Bowels of all impurities. The principal ingredient is Phodophyllin, or the Alcoholic Extract of Mandrake, which is by many times more Powerful, Acting and Searching, than the Mandrake itself. The peculiar action is upon the Liver, cleaning it speedily from all obst'uetions. with all the power of Mercury, yet free from the injurious results attached to the use of that mineral,

Forall diseases, in which the use of cathartic is indicated, these Pills will give entire satisfaction in every case. They never fail

In case of Liver Complaint, Dypepsia and extreme costiveness. Dr. Hooiland's German Bitters or Tonic should be used in conneoetion with the Pills. The tonic effect of the Bitters or Tonic builds up the system. The Bitters or Tonic purifies the Blood, strengthens the Nerves and regulates the Liver, and gives strength, energy and vigor.

Keep your bowels active with the Pills, and tone up the system with Bitters or Tonie, and no disease can retain its hoid. or ever assail you.

These Medieines are sold by all Druggists and dealers in medicines everywhere. Recollect that it is Dr. Hooiland's German Remedies, that are so universally used ank recommended do not allow the druggist to induoe you to take anything else that he may say I* just a* good, because be makes a larger profit on it. These Remedies will be sent by express to any locality, upon applicatitoa to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE, at the German (Medicine Store 631 Arch Street. Philadelphia.

CHAS. M. EVANS, Proprietor

Formerly C. M. JACKSON & CO-

These Remedies areforsale by Druggists. Storekeeper*. and Medicine Dealer* everywhere throughout tha United States aud

(Canadas

South America and theWest Indies' iuly9 T# ly

BOOTS AVD 8HOS9.

Ae..

used in this Bitters are grown in Germany their vital principles extracted in that eountry by a scientific Chemist and forwarded to the manufactory in this city, where they are compounded and bottled. Containing no spiritous ingredients, this Bitter* is free from the objections nrged against all others: no desire for stimulants can be induced from their use they ean not make drunkards, and eannot. nnder any cireumstanees, have any bnt a beneficial effect.

Roofland's German. Tonie

Was compounded fo» those not inclined to extreme bitters, and I* intended for nse in ea*os when some alcoholic stimulant is required in connection with the Tonic properties of the Bitters. Each bottle of the Tonic contains one bottle of the bitters, combined with pure Santa Crui Rum, and flavored in such a manner that the extreme bitterness of the Bitters is overcome forming a preparation highly agreeable and pleasant to tLe palate, and containing the medieinal virtues of the bitters. The price of the Tonie is 81 SO per bottle, which many person* think too high. They must take into consideration that the stimulant used is guaranteed to bo of a pure quality. A. poor atticle could be furnished at aeheaporprioe, but is it not better to pay a little more and get a better artiole A medicinal preparation should oontain none but tbe best ingredient*, and thev who expeot to obtain a cheap compound will most certainly be cheated.

They are the Greatest Remedies

Known

For LIVER COMFLAIKT. DEBPEPSIA. NERVOUS DEBILITY, JAUNDICE, DISEASE OP THE KIDNEY ERUPTIONS

NEW FIRM.

Wallace ft Company's

HEW

Boot and Shoe Store,

"Washington Street)

OPPOSITE THK

COmBT ECOTJSE

Is sow receiving a

New and Complete Stook of

Boot and Shoes

FOR THE

FALL TRADE.

They are all

FIRST CLASS GOODS

And will be

SOLD CHEAP!

Try Them and See.

WALLACE

AugustH,1869yl.

OF THE FINEST QUALITY.

nrp/^IALL and see us. Exchange Block. Main street, door West Corner Book Store, iunesawtf T.W. FRY A CO

TO THE LADIES.

A CARD TO TIKE LADIES

DR. DUPONCO'S

Golden Periodical Pills,

For Females*

VnTnllnblr In Corrrrtiag Vrrrgalnrltlea, BnaeviMg Obsireciloas ef Ike jn*ntfely Taraa, fwmm what over Cauac, nnd way* Mueceanful na Preventative.

Ladies! If Any Druggist

Offers you the Drroxco GOLDEX PII.LH in a small Red or Yellow bos, refuse it. I no longe* use this box. Ask for tho NEW STYLE BOXES containing double quantity of Pills, and upon each box you will find the Revenue Stamp.

fengthwiseof

irinted from my PRIVATB DYE. upon whioh. the stamp, you will find printed tho words Duponco's UULDBN PERIODICA!. PILLS in white letters without that none are genuine.

N. B. The small Red and Yellow boxes are •o longer used. Every box is^si|||md^^

Price

(sole proprietor) New York.

S1.00per

box. six boxes fS.OO

So'd in Crawfordsvillo by

BIN

FORD & BRO., Druggists.

Sole Agents for Crawfordsville. Ladies by sending them tl.00 threugh the Crawfordsville post offioe can have the pills sent (confidentially) by mail to any part of the country free of postage.

Sold also br Shaw A Collins. Brasil, Geo. E. Cuming Co.. Lafayette, Browning A Sloan and Stewart A Morgan, Indianapolis, Ind,

funell '70

JBWELEB.

The Old Watchmaker Come Again!

THE FIRST TIME SINCE TBE

GREAT FIRE!!!

JAMES PATTERSON

IS ESTABLISHED

Where his Numerous Old Friend*

AND

crsTonsai

May Readily Obtain Hit) Services

FOR THE REPAIRING OF

Watches, Clocks & Jewelrv.

He bas also just purchased

J-JK

COMPANY.

DBUG8.

r. W. FRY CO.

llaveiust opened a line assortment ol

Drugs,' Paints, Chemicals, Oils, Dye Stuffs,

Toilet & Fancy ARTICLES, Cigars & Tobacco,

more elegant stock of New Watch* es, Clocks, Jewelry and Spectacles than was ever before offered in this market. Call in and see him at his new stand in the Old Corner Book Store," with L. A. Foote.

JAMES PATTERSON.

feb257ltf

HOMEOPATHI8T.

P. B. IIOYT, M. D. HOMEOPATHIST andSURGEON.

ftFFlCE ani Residence on South Green \J Street. Crawfordsville, Indiana.

Nevtf UTfOyl.

OBOOBBIBS.

NEW FIRM.

NEW GOODS.

ij V**'

"I-

NEW PRICKS.

J0IIK MUTTON ft CO.,

Have purehaaed the

Grocery Establishment

Heretofore owaed by Jadge Riley,

On Washington Street,

Fonr doors south of the National Bank, have added a

Large Invoice of New Goods

To the stock already on hand, and have mew •ale a large and well selected stock ef

FAMILY GROCERIES,

Of the finest qualities whioh they propese te sell on as reasonable terms as any house ia the city. Those wishing to buy lor either

CASH OB COUNTRY PRODUCE

Will do well to eall on us. as we are detemta ed not to be undersold by any one.

•sasakertlw dlrsetly

appae Itsth

•14 saaip, eaaeaib Washlagiea a itee-i ly* ainS

CARRIAGES and BUOOtBS.

GRAWFORDSVILLB

CARRIAGE & WAfiON WORKS.

Bnggfea, ...Carriages,

Express Wagons, and

Farmers9 Wagons,

Of every pattern, and of superior flnifb. kept on hand and

MADE to ORDER

We possess devices for the adjustment of Axle* trees and Tires, which reduce tbe draft fully one-third. These device* are possessed by no other Carriage Factory in the United States.

We are daily in receipt of letters from persons who are usinc our vehicles in various parts of Indiana and Illinois, certifying that in lightness of draft those, vehicles have novor been equaled,

D0HERTY & DEIGHTON

CRAWFORDSVILLE. INDIANA.

JLf Remember the place, Waehington street opposite CentorChureh. DOUERTY ADKIOHTON. marAWyloet. 18.

PLO W^MANUFACTOBY.

CRAWFORDSVILLE

PLOW

hajTufictobt.

PROPRIETORS.

The CRAWFORDSVILLE PLOW If ANT/FACTORY is now in successful operation. It is supplied with all the latest

IMPROVED MACHINERY,

And the quality of work turned out is second "te none in the country.

The farmers of the Northwest will find It te their advanrage to purchase our plows, whlek consists of all the best paterns. iaeladiag the

RICHMOND,.

HAMILTON,

and ROVER.

None but tbe BEST material ii wed la maea featuring.

Our Plows are for sale at the

Hardware and Agricultural Storsf In the City.

All orders from abroad promptly tiled with Dispatch, jan

HOTEL.

RICHARDSON HOUSE

Corner-Washington and Market Streets.

One Square North of Court Home

ClAWrOBOflTILLB, JIRBIAIIA,

Z. B. RICHARDSON, Proprietor

and t—m all Indas.

Vefcrnary MNy