Crawfordsville Review, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 18 February 1854 — Page 1

CRAWFORDSVTLLE REVIEW. DEMOCRATIC FAMILY NKWJ-PAI'ER,' Published every Satnrdav Morn in p. by

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.fob Work of nil LimN done on short nolice and reasonable terms.

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who ought to aid each other to persevere

home, eignty

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Tolity a

h!rc the two poles upon which e\ei} well

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M\ero I hi tear! '-'i n-llv's ^randlother" is

in hcav know she'won't see Billy a-

ncucd, Knou shcuout.cc liili.v

bused."

thc nt

None arc so seldom found alone, and are so soon tired of their own company, as those coxcombs who are on the best terms with themselves.'

It may not be generally known that editors get one important item of subsistence at a veiv low price—,they get noKi:» for nothing.

The Happikst IIi/shand

no mct.'/cr-tn huc.

'feints

•Sis?wnt

g," •.

One vc:ir. pavafoU* in advance, One Dolliir and I-'il'ty "Outs, and if not paid until after the expi ration of thd year, Two Dollars.

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So brain was rack'd for thoughts collected hero, "Where scissors hold alone ths-ir sh'irp career.

their pride.'

Fiiends are as companions on a journey

How many men we meet who "m.jjht

be" "omethin**, and liow few wno are.

T!ic French say, '.'A wise man thinks before he speaks, but a fool ..after he. lias spo-

red."

Many cups,

courage.

To complain is to confess

no:

arc

in the road to a happier life. 'ciprocated. His attachment commenced

-t Reputation abroad, and reverence at abctuL ^a ear ago, and it

iw

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no

1,"llasl' likei,f

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1 liC

pist

ken." ... and ""•^With love, the heart becomes a fair and meet cervuia joues gumg iu nei s^wooi.

fertde garden, glowing with unshine and He met her wnen about a hundred rods

warm liues, and exhaling sweet odots. ^rom the school house.. Uie said 'Lxooa

oil chokes the lamp. Cowardice consists, not in having to the r.eaiebu house, two m. but in Tit-Win? to it. In iv.il-ordered and f-und tnem as above described. I.e minds fear is ihe sentinel that wakes up!""*

t'-prw fi-nl! I

If you want to start a woman right out. uyc number, as she says and it

of her moral economy and things, and your- jdiately flashed upon her mind,

•A lady in this vicinity consoling her

Kelt outside the door, Ju-t tell her she's got lulled hisnsclL' wo ot the banels. ol jie

bi- feet. The feminine institution can stand, pistol with which he shot her were loaued

uxd::h thm

hint to bring me a plug of tobacco.

Sc.v.

—Adam had one great advantage ovtr all other married couple—an advantage which

ie tricks of women is to pretend that tiny

ave accidentally got something in their

e) e, and inducc a man to look into it and

lie says the man is^sure gone it he looks

there for that something.,

A

int to arents.—Thc

man h:ul six heads in his hat!'

cad tv

.-

ii r\.. .1 mi. ii-\.:u,.

Sterne's Lncle Toby says that one of i5

S

he live exclusiveW amon^'relbv I thing"

An orator holding forth in favor of woman—dear, divine woman, concludes thus: 'Ob, my hearers, depend upon it, nothing beats good wife!"

O O 'I beg your pardon.' re audicnco, 'a bad husband docs.

cured hits of his drinking propensity.

TT AT [From the XeT.- Bedford Mercury. miss my aim, but I hope not.

J\ LOYr, MURDER AX!) SUICIDE-LET-

-"Ladies of fashion starve their happiness ,^ intci-estins? particulars from to feed their vanity, and their love to feed 'Sv

rn

mornincr. ITenvv. He made no remark,

uary with the following strange notification of her head, and she fell lifeless. xuaiauMj—''Several deaths are unavoidably defer- he nut one of Allen's one-barrelled rille. J[j vou

tnghtened, so that beiore t.iey go, the news

!lst

ion.

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hi ocke hsul

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Matrimony is a medicne very proper for a small memorandum bo On caeli cover

young to take. It either kills or cures was written—'Please loo* this book through.

a single dose/ It is a most singular document, exhibiting

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the Manchester Mirror. The parties were Henry Sargent, 28 years old, and Miss Ser-

villa Jones, 17 years old, with whom he was

.•in"- re-'

menced

nlly in love, without his love being re­

she was

marry her lie would. ta"ke her life.

governed state turns. 'deliberately calculated the terrible tragedy. A younf person without virtue and mo- The week before, he asked the undertaker »,

r,!-li'.

•a feather in a whirl-wind. day before he asked a Inend to attend hib

S

f?

Isludicd upon

prison sta­

tistics, in an education point of view, clearly indicate that the cause of so many being brought up before the Judge, is owing to their being so badly brought up before they arrive at maturity.

rmincd

th alld case of la,Iurc

great simplicity, and so much naivette that

one cannot but be amused in its persupl,

in spite of t.ie aw.ul tiagec cnac et

contains some very good advice to old fo,ks

meddling with young peop.e love maaers:

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knry

savs

ome

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•Six feet in his boots!' exclaimed Mrs. Partington. 'What will the importance of this world come to, I wonder? Why, they I f^icyertaiked with Mr."Jones about love might just as treasonably tell me that the

and

be lovc snnppe

a one g{ (|.Q

aft

-,

to

1* TT-rwvl-- a

a ..u. n.-i \f Tnno

nf ihin-.-'s to correct himselt bv new obscr-1 ain this coaxing, anel then turning iignt ei' e.

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'Is a man and his wife both one?' asked about stores and places and shops. I have

st of this with tears on my cheeks

pistol, to cut his own throat. !and if'shc will not hear, what can 1 do?In his pocket was found the following, in

N. S

argent/

"You will find my notes about my person. or in my pocket book [Seven dollars in it. Look .......

has been lost to us w,!,, 1 «n doilnr, fa it. J.ooUonthe 10th page. |one gold tmg. or two I foiget

thought that I should

d, if I lived and should see

|,

cr

bavc s0 ed up

never should

jth her, if she had not

given me encouragement time and again. Until Mr. Bartlett's folks went up there they never could get her. Cussed be the folks that lied to the girl. Folks of the world ought to know' that they ruined happy. I blame Servilla coaxing me to go with her dau

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lirs but depe

No sagacious man will long retain his sa-! plagued me some at fiiat, but not an}

Even after I first rode with her there was lean tee her thiough. IhinK of this, }e nothing good for me until now. She turned my bitterest enemy by a fool's advice.

nd upon it, he is best of

them a]] IIe used uie iked a man

My

hurt. Mn Jones told me to let S?rvilla told me

Now, friends, don_t take my dca.h hare,

for vou know that I am better ofi in heii

than I am here for the world to laugh at.

Mother, why do vou cry? You oii'jht to

•Yes, 1 suppose so,' was the reply. 'Well, then,' said she 'I came home drunk last night, and ought to be ashamed of myself.' do? You must pray lor me, ait ot you. your page

This back-handed rebuke from a long Brother and sister, I should not be so strong but pray for me. ou pufferinf. but affectionate wife effectually in mind if I did not think of taking mv love this, for 1 wrote it in my

FEItS OF TI1E 3IUIIDERER. 'Joseph, I want you to see 'that we, I mean no^IiORS TH^ t' '"SESE ViP..

have before ^ntioned in our col-' it I Th« M*hg. hr^h't bv the ««,«« umns the tragedy at New Boston, -^H.,

decen

am m0s ,uu

an

an-.*„

sia'(^s'_i_c

He

'V

rT,1,i'Vn?

fu'ierilthe nc*t Sabbath A few days be-

!'!e Yo«n,adnKaicb:' 'nd' an'd^

Tj

O10ivl

Boston and procored the f' T'" !'T ?»st »ot

so muc

iave

Instantly

pistols perpendicular to the side of his head

i-i.'- 'i-~ o,ir| fl ic^h:iro-nr it,, .. a little above the

don:

breathe, and it was supposed

J- th.at he would not survive many minutes,

3 1 liC coni,nuetl t0 llvc :lbo lt hours

inu

1 You say that Servilla says I dare not tell

,her my faults. I told her'all that I know,

evc

Ja 11th, 185

"Here I make my will. I, Henry N. Sargent, give all that I have to Joseph M. Sargent, after my death.

(q cr sc]jo 1 anJ ta]1 cd herj

uvl ghc said ljut ]itllc and t]) as thc bo

way for her ghc sa

jj

_c ^.

1 have twenty-!sent. Something else. One gold dollar,

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(On th.e UH'n page the bills were found as: and another lot oi small stiur pnd described.) If 1 kill the girl that I love so small for a dead man to look up. dearly, please bury her by my side, both! 'I tear that you may go crazy on tins

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•Tommy, my son. run to the store iref me some sugar.' Kxcnsc inc. ma', 1 am somewhat indis-' of ns'in one day. She proved i'alSe by bad [but you are not so much to blame as posed this morning. Send father, and toll! advice. Lc-t this lie a warnins to all young 'Others. l,-,e\ are the one» that oughl

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VOL. 5. CBAWFOEDSYILLE MONTGOMERY COUNTY, LND..' EEBIU: ARY 18. 1854. NO, -w

take',h's

ton Wd—onlv bear mind, never t-et a

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know that vou did very wrong to say

about ray going with Serviila. You

trusted her with me time r,"-1

and when we came home you appeared very

ie mc

that you and I had

wag fJoin wrQn bu{

would wait for lier, and I told vou to say

made thc cliange And

coun

supposed that he bred

at her four times, and reserved the pistol

for hisown str ct

A razor was found

hy should

you treat me so? You burst out cry ing, and said that Servilla says she would never live happv. And says I to her then, you don't want me and she says, just as mother savs.

I then turned to you, and you was wiping When the boys came in, and vour eyes

the times I called it to my mind (1

ieai 10 oc

strike every hour almost)—

some 0U iave

answered mv letter

!j but sau in fu

Mrs. Jones. Is this right/

Minutes

iat at my mc

comc up she would gIve

back all thai

s!ian come

for them,

you wha lh a] C) anJ you can

ye icm sorn

of my folks if you please,

red Bibki cQst me a do]]ar Qno

pencil and one red pooketbook or porle-monnaie two miniatures—or I suppose you ought to have 'tier's, although I paid for both—but I I make you a present of it. Remember that you killed us both. Servilla could never have turned against me without your con-

dl anJ cord am] h(?art Qn cord

7 "v ~.....~ ... ii* .1 moy have literally stresmeel wun numau

J-

lovers. It* you want a wife, lake her when !g° crazy. Ihere they almost mined t,vo

.,y think I have done wrong, but

nnrl nnnthor Inf. nt snrill stuff—rnthfir too

a

'Yes.'or you may be sorry.— pretty families. It is no use lor idiom to

i« som 0 lit to

men and women that meddle with other

you

write the my love to Franklin and Chailo'te goo'.l-.bv. cheeks.— all! I trust that vou will read this to them."

1

did

s-iid that she me or any of mv folks. I always used you a know. Good'bye, hypo-i

not speak'well of,

attons U°hich every one knows will flv if a fellow avoid the strings of love as you would tne king rathe interior. We have very little etc., intimating that he had large tnorne. o-^es with any o-irl {angel of death. 'certain information of the doings of_ the invest." By return mail he received

accommodate me

against me foVnofhing?-ouly a few ftorfes, "AT people,: warning by this, and progress which the great movement tarn*- liandson-.e farm of 200 or 300 ac,

Henry N. S

argent.-

'Mother, don't mourn for me, for do no good. You just think of it, and

the wife of a certain gentleman in a state seen such time and time, and helped make "Daniel you are over at Muford, I sap- ^rtain informa'ion has'b^enKv 'l' lU^r fafh 1 of stupefaction, as she was holding his ach- fun of them. Now I think ofit. But, as it is a chance if you see me alive but of this no certain infoima.ion has b,cn jove fat women, la.^bo} s, fat b.ibies,, .at ing head in both bands. I have said, the world will not ha.v Hen- again Do_ the best you can. 1 ou.will r.ctncd. .. purses, a tat list of subsenbers, a (at job,

seif to retake the city, but failed, aiu-r a

one can rea ou mtu copy '/I Early on the morning of the Plh November,

lt- (jr

whof hn will ohniif. nvr» rrnf.

what he will about love, he got caught at

ml

to--eth-

:, _xnc wno aie uaue 10 io eui

ncut.al hte ,_noi tly

S

urk-fnt

S

muJh damage to the T«.ut»

that

letter, and you freed vour mind enough,

ored by swimming to reach the shore the

boats of the 'i'aoutse attacked the poor

wretches in the water, and speared every

Imperialists, assisted by several foreigners in the'Taoutse's fleet, made repeated attempts to capture the forts, but were bravely repulsed.

hundred houses, and an immense amount of property belonging to the rich merchants, and shop-keepers in the neighborhood.— The parties employed in this work of wanion destruction, consisted of the west coast pirates, who pillaged the elistiict before

visions, etc. Simultaneously with the na- |)a!

val attack, nn attempt was made to carry

the city on the land side, where three thou-j

kept quite concealed, until the advan-

ced post, finding all quiet, boldly scaled

In the naval and lar.el engagements, it is estimated that three hundred of the Imperialists lost their lives.

From Amov the most melancholy accounts have been received, involving an amount of blood-shed that is calculated to

with any other people than the Chinese would induce a re-action and a crv of ven-

in its neighborhood. Thc Imperialists hr.vc retaken the place, and have marked

part in the late movement except on compulsion. The streets and wharves ot A-

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deny this. But seeing that I, Henry N. Sargent, have gone from this hard world, and still harder people, and took along with me one that I love more than tongue or The Mandarins, to mark tlieir success, were is never swept, by thc dust ol indolence.—

bance. 1 think ana Know mat mrtieit x.iu ...v, folks made their part, for I have seen enough had been given up to the Manaarins tne Look ou-. when hr.vo been there to convince me.! unfortunate wretch was executed on the figures, an

voung folks' love affairs. Do you feel any Whole villages were threatened with death erybody exc.aiming: It is wondenul how

vou had nothing to do with it but your old consequence of this brutal demand, the age was not quick enough for this boy and poor, weak, inoffensive, and deiencelcss fj-jen

villagers were surrendered up as victims

to satiate the Mandarins' thirst tor bloody

-notwithstanding

EXTRACT OI''A TRT AL SER.MON or

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trade,

after tlie in-! jij,

commencc-d a cannon:

mir!it

cannot ri.e so despe: ate attempt by sea arid land.— }.ir f,-0m vour lioeket in a (:n.!wd. In citl.er A !. of the i.ighrst respoclabililv, wfn"?

case

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the ex-Taoutse dispatched spies throughout j,, reli -ior,? lie is far more lilted! for years been acquainted with Mr. Law-

one

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and flames were such that the crew were stoi-e-keeper. whose countenance suddenly she could not till. compelled to jump overboard, and endeav-

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a 0

rpju,

rea

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or vou on a

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and

ading, doing another. The scale which holds hi weight- ones:, and she soon passed into the mesme-

one that appeared above the surface. The i:hin a week of the promised time. H'' gain, "it's 3.1 r. Lawrence! Why doesn't

After this, the Imperialists' boats proceeded along shore and set fire to one of hut he had qnieilv slipped out of tlu door taking paper money from him—now the suburbs, which destroyed about fifteen

as sooll as

], ,rd the word

they set fire to the dwellings, and carried! |/!K. difference between hini and the foot- |an:l the other was a small dark man. Suboif a large amount of treasure, opium, pro-j

pa

ancl

Kr

ic ur ro )S

sand Imperialists-advanced for the purpose lying, whereas the tailor lirst lies and then tlu two murderers were talking toge of tviking the city by surprise. The senti- /teats. (Here fanner Blackberry looked One had Mr. Lawrence's watch ii ne-ls kept quite concealed, until the advan-

irs

irs

over 0

returned to their camp confusion, with rotten? Talk of moral suasion, indeed which we have just related were made.many ol their numbers killed and wounded, The due treatment and reward of such im- The lady herself, when awakened, kne

Wives fxn

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ari-kt^'.—In

trike terror into the hardest heart, und small fi"aires, because the two webs was, alas, but too real. Mr. Lawrence has* of whicth the fabric consists are always not since been heard of, and his hat, the more clo?ely interwoven than in carpeting only estigc ed him, has been found on the geance on the authors of such feaiful out- whore lar'^e li"*ures are wrought. bloo 1 st-iined Le\ec, wheie uhe lad} mesiages as those now enacting at Amoy and There is a «rreat deal of true philosophy meric.dly described the murder to havaf in this, that will apply to matters widely been committed. different from the .'.-election of carpets. It also be remembered that_ two their success by slaying in cold blood near-' A man commits a sad mistake when he steamships left, this port for California on ly 1,000 persons, most of whom took no

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done in savage revenge, and to blind the authorities of I'e-kin as to the bravery of the enactors. A letter from Amoy, dated Nov. 12, received but a lei\ houis ago, woohey of himself, by striving to weave states that up to that period all was quiet, i.

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and matters wore much the same appeal- used up, and like an old carpet hangance, as far as foreigners weie coneeineel, j^.

Many a man has made llim-rcy linsey-

on

as under the insurgent rulers. j,^ .]30tLcd days of usefulness.

or pen can tell Servilla Jones—I am not reveling in human gore, putting to death Like that same carpet, he needs shaking or finders through the shining pieces, and apafraid to sav who I think made the distur- all who fell into their hands, indiscrimin- whipping—he needs activity, something to plying his nose to them immediately takes bance. I 'think and know that Bartlett's ately. Thc original mover of the rebellion think of— something to do. out every counterfeit coin. He has* never

better than you would if I and she had lived unless they gave up all who took part in, well they do? L-Vo* the n-of Prt* .sia 57-theEm-and be happy? You will try to say that or sympathised with, the rebels and as a

him f,

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From these heart-rending and revoit-. the neighborhood, inquiring the prices)

"Please read this to them, and vou will Nanking insurgents but one thing is clear, than seven letters, ail anxiously inquiring you give a poor woman a quarter ot a dol-

namelv, that their cause is making head- after his health., when he was coming, virc.,

it will way, all the resources of and has received three or four every mail you the Emperor are directed to quell the wide- since, including some very warm ones from

T^VVXr lv,'-'"a' -o^'nv7e1'r'hi5"'caoiwl'! "'it

help Joseph to read that the next Chinese year will not unwarroom last ui-rht, rantably be called as of the reign of Ilungt-

along with me, I may grow nefvutis and without fire, and sat up ail night., Sive sen-tshutu, the I'nnec of I'eoce. .... .. j^pular. Commcirf us to ut people.

One si:oarv three* insertions.

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K.-uh addiliunr.l insertion. Quarterly ndvcrtisimpn^ per sj\i »ro. Yearly ad\c ti.-cr$ a}Kwcd a very liberal discount. s-y«

y.'iir, }vr tviumn,. l'u:. XLdhluv pnil^jslitg'.o iiiaurticn per

"J is :ce, my fiiends, is the f.r du of Mr. Lawrence, as our readers have alman to man. He who no: ju.-t is unjus' ready been informed, disappeared on Satii he wlio is unjust i- a thief lor ail that. relay night last. and his friends, having'

as we!i slyly take a dol- are indeed truly marvellous.

j"s thief. And what has a thief' resides in the fourth District, and who hail

.... ....

weights and sells with (The brother-in-law complied with her re­

devotion had struck him.) A few additional isser, were then made"

shoemaker promises to have your shoes to deepen the mesmeric influence, when

given day. though lie she said, Oh, I see now. he's a dark com

in'hi* soul you not get them pkxioned man. Why," she exclaimed a-

ssures you too, that tliev will not rio, and lie shoot them? Why docs not somebody with a little wearing they riped from toe to' go to help him? and she cal'ed aloud as heel. (Here two or three farmers rose if invoking aid. ritrht un, and looked round for the man who! She then went on in broken starts to say,made shoes for the whole neighborhood, "Al they've killed him—now they are they em ban

a

.) are taking gold—there, one of then

Go and ask your tailor how much cloth is taken .his watch. Oh! they both carry him required to make you a coat, and he will, to the river, and now they throw him in.fell vou two yards and a quarter, or a haii', Poor Lawrence—now he's gone." intending thereby to s'.eai for his own use Being still further interrogated, she dcat least a full eighth of your purchase.— scribed the two murderers. One, she said, And what is this but stealing? And where was a large ugly man, with a heavy beard,

who steps out of the bushes, pistol in sequent!}* the traced them to a large steam

p.t his new coat, and then cast his eye'poelct

demands your purse? The dif-, ship that had masts and saris, and had vc

ence, my friends, is in favor of thc foot- great many people on board. The ship, wharf, anil gethciv in hi*

p.t his new coat, and then cast his eye pocket.

thc ".vails. As soon as thc first three as-j yout as to be paying no attention to thodis- day morning, some thirty hours before any cended the ramparts, their heads were in- course.) And then what shall 1 say of the alarm was felt by Mr. Lawrence's friends stantly cut off, and immediatily a brisk fire: t-r, v.le so cord of wood is never but' concerning him. Several persons, who are was opened along the whole line, which tlirce tj^uarli rs, whose butter is light weight, in everv respect above suspicion, were prcsforced a ejuick retreat, ihe Imperialists'

you wilhout the guilt of .she said, was just leaving the harf,

Tim Buttonhole, who seemed so de- This, it v. iil be remembered, was on Sun-'

who sells rotten eggs knowing then: to ent wr.cn ihe p^vcho'ogica! disclosures-

f.-ncc, before he has lived (Hit

Executions were of daily occurrence.— Many a man wears out like a carpet that' counted, and in a trice announce-the amount

Look out. then, for the fate of the large

losophy,

contribute to the monster executions.— as a Brussels fre from thc loom, and ev-' Vi orW 34- the Kinrr

sending letters to various busine.s men

ing scenes one gladly turns to notice the of land and stork, what he could buy a 200 or 300 acres i'or, For happiness there is nothing like

babies arc always good in fine, fat people are the kindest, and therefore the most

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in thc pd- nothing about what she had apparently seen he sclL.— and described, and the whole matter wan throughout the day, made the subject of

miligable rascality, is a position lory, and a pelting with the eggs Xational Magazine. 1— many a hearty laugh. Invents which have

(he since transpired, seem, however, to indicate

of a carpet, you should always one that the j.sychological visi-.n of Sunday

wife that cuts too large a figure Sunday morning, about the time that the on the great green carpet ot hie—in other lad} cicscnbjd tne dcpiiiure of the two' words, makes much display. The attrac- murderers on the steamship.tions fade out—the* web of life becomes

Is thii one

ot*

worn and weak, and all the gay iiguros dreamed of by philosophy or ihe chanco. that seemed so charming at lirst, disappear fancy of a dream 0. rue Delia. like summer flowers in autumn.

,-e a ii-^uro, ani finds hirnseli worn

a

0 0 ar:) and cen

been

and there are those now stowed money good or bad, and his infallible metal:#

th(j

sums

to

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TERMS OF ADVERTISING:

Stranpe Psychological Facts in Relation

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DiMip^eiv.auee of

unjustly tMEes a uowar uomjin rejauon 10 nis nisappcarancc,

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a

Mcd'n-ine nuvci-tirtonicnta lj the

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IS.nnfo of all kiiul, for &a!e at Ibis Of-' fieo.

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tho ''I'fti.r .-f Main ami tVasliine-

v»i ti-fotr*. third sti«ry In K. H. Fry's hrk-k hnild in uimiudir.tciy west of the C'eurt IIoi«e..£E]

JIT.

Lawrence.

lhe stran truLhs not

Remarkable Max.—A New York let--

ter lo L!Je

Mobile Triljune says:

There is a remarkable man connccted with thc custom houses here—a Spaniard. His business is to receive and test money. He will pour the contents of an immenso bag into the scales—for it is weighed, not

ts. Then running his

known to make a mistake in pronoun-

sovereigns of L'urope:

tJ

'./ tV- Bel°-

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the KinL'- of Sweden

Kin" of Hanover, 3:3 the Sultan ot

ar ev

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3o j. J-hriperor of Austria, 28.

performing good deeds. There is more

1 no less real sunshine radiated round the heart wheri,

r, than in "doing" the best polka witb the prettiest girl in town. Get into a habit of performing the Christian tiling and you will be made for life. Happiness apd deeds go in each others's company.

'"Oncc upon a time," an Irishman

and a negro wore fighting, and while grappling with each other, the Irishman exclaimed: "You black divil. cry 'enough!* I'll fight till I die!" "So'll 1," sung out, the negro "I always dees."

£5T A man of family remarked the other day, that on his wedding day he had an idea that life would be all sunshine, but it proved ail "raooashice,"..