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CHAWFORD3VXLLE HE VIEW.

DEMOCRATIC FAMILY NEWSPAPER. Published every Satwrilny itfom in josi rn D. :rAS.T7I KSON.

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One vf-3r. pava'ole it .idv.iiico, One Dulinrvand nnts. and if n«e paid until aftor the oxpi- I •ration of ha year. Two Hollars. *%.

SSJT'Xo paper will I'- until all .rarc paid —except at the option of tho pub-ji-licr. iw Ail IcS'cr®

lu«ih'*R: "r.r.r,'C(-jd

to rceci vc attention must be jost. paid.

Job Work of ail kinds done on .-hori no-, tiro and reasonable Jem 1

S&, S«.ym.^.® EE"W9 •isjrAS jtwt returned home from tho east, with a IJargr- an 1 -ph mlid assortment of Spring and

Summer «.ioods. w!iic-1 he intends -town as clu us the cheaj^Ksiti All he ask* of a generous public 5- nil and vnuine his go*us raid y: ices. he flatters himself that lie can please, both in .quality an price. Hi.*it—*••

mrtst

cv:tv ii

apru

•i!^NA.MIJ,i.li. Laee. Inserted. litif'kd i.iid Jiiaek -J lb tin- ts. from l'i ots. upwards, at .[• ii l.Wh] ..at RAM FY'S.

"8 LACK. brocade, figured and saincli'n silks, bcan'.ltnj styles, ut RAMliY'R. .'«[•( ii 1. '."o. ff •*•. .•••:.••..• ..

:.\i 'nit april I,

the*

His assortment is complete, consisting of n! ry article nstiallv kept in a dry good store. n-lo.

'f^ilERE may be f-iind at Al. ifcmjov's the flsir --1 ,1 ."ilk Bonnets in town, ranging from Aii to epril l.V3.

I. .•!'.«'»S p-or vari! at k.UIKY

1 ST ,. .r

.J april 1.WJ

piocvr" of ]i int.- and ('••rsalf A. ii A MEY

i^\I.R\ a: it,t% of Vj .q il i.

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"and Crapo Shawls at RAMEVS.

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a apni I,'.•!.]

niln'iVii nmsl'n S Laf.t\ r', :c, U.I ..[•til 1, 7l.

rh rn :.':d oil iii liats RAM FY'S.

as cnci:jt as '•an b^ iiUL'Jil in RAMIA S.

11.liif -.ifma per tdi,:n usual.

i!i,1Lu li C- ai'i

3 oiirc ap:il I.

killing

COTTON Yarn and earpt1' nr -f

V./ april I, V.!.! vat .A !,. RAM EVs".

KKY irivtv.ofsiuiiin«-r .-'uiT A ,ipi ii 1. '.-.'..j*

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V\ (o 1 at N.

RAMF.Y

d. hiM'-.tjilk mid tlircad f!(-ve.s at RAMEY'S.

tt'lcinait in want of line f.ivI i-uabl. •an 11il at

E"50:)TS AN !')rs, liand.

I IV.'. Sn-ai Mola:Co all kind.-. Chean as usual at

AM hV don't ]\-.rniit i: :y eheapurihan J: ilo:

I\. FY'S.

cvi IV

dcscjiti'iioll ^A. KA.MKY.

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r. n: at. RAM.1 VS.

!•. 7 l.t-e'-s the bi.».t «ji| il»t.v

of tide pmvde: :u)ii lil'(:',-eries. A. RA FY'S.

gr.oo.

if all kin.is, VioiiLrlit bv

The tindcr.-iiiiKNl having just rocoivcd I.. 1L- ''M:: l'i Cei ii. S. .-llch !i.H. "dee. Sll^r.ii.T«a. ii id'.-:'! kinds, M'!as~:'s.'i'ohaeeo, ig..i: N .1 I11: 4. Table salt Spices. Nuts,

Can.lies, "Raism:. pepper, kico. Indigo. .dtler S. ap. Wali-iubs. Wash I,' i.iiib. 'IMI ware. IIVHHIIK,

J'l'c'-ct-. Nails ali sizes OiN fall kin.ls, W I'ite-lea 1

Mid

RAi.T FY Til BATJRFL.

All of. v,dn Ii will b.- s.dil ..:? i'n- eah, t\tdian^'cd

ler

counr.n jireduce. Give me a call

IIOX.'I. 1 :»ti' A. MANN.

Settle Up. iiideni.xd to me ior (froeeiics. Ac., .•omc i. rv. aiM aiui make payments, liar need ot money at the present the wi»e is siniicient.

1.1 persons will please in ]artie

ii I.I

A hi:: t-

V.'fillA' i) ii-.

A P. MANN. ni''il'

iieis tif 3 0.(K)0 iJus'ie hiijiicst market pikc will bp pi.i.l in 'nr.sr. O.Tc .iOJIN SWKETSKR.

SI 1.) N

•n ii en*

DR. H. R. nUilD Cl BROTHER,

Having locaied p. rninr.en ]y at• Crawfordsill.-, is prep:.:, to d" all w.r.c in their .line in the mei iv r.If.e maniiei^. IJetrig in possession of nil th" in.jiiovemi :it» of Cellar, coiiihisied with e\pesiieuce and iwuiivitled i.t'etition to biisine.-. luijie feto meiii a iilvral jatrnago. Our work is warraiiiid to ai\e jvif.ct sa'isf.ictitin. or no elmrge. .s Wo will also visit Darlington, k.idoga. Wavchmd. iiisriia^ant Hill, Middletown anil I'arkerKinirg, every sit hree mon: Irs. *5?"(),'lcc no stair.iic j'lirl 1 Ions-'. nov. 2. 1 s"l.

in the brick building, west of

niv n\.

()il.s iV Leds.

•••••'hromc. Brunswick and I'aris Gre ns. 'itinese and i.i American Ycrmillh'Si, also l.aril. i.in^ SjKirni, is.-'Swcet and Fih oils for sale by BROW N.t1 Co. now 1, INM. 1 -ii-3.

WM"'H. 'SCI-IOOLZR.

V[71SHFS

to inf irm the citizens of both town and

5 county, thai lie is ready to receive and tion all kinds ofproperty at his auction re

t.iAuc

iposiv tin' Eagle II 'tel. He will ako, attend ail in:K'- in the

coi.ntiy

op-

when called eu.

Crawfonlsville. jaii. T, 1S53. :r2vtf.

The co-partnership heretofore existing between .1. A: J.

IAH*.

A'd on the sixth day of March last, by mutual eonK'nt. The business of said iirm will be settled by docl lice, iV Co. All these indebted t«»the old iirm, will find tb.eir note.- and accounts at the old standi where the\ are requested to call and settle. Tlie change in the linn makes it necessary to settle the old business iminediatclv. .1. »v «l. LEE vV WM. liAUTMAN.

Aoril '2t». 1 ••." J. :vi-5tf

WHOLESALE

2,8 5^'

WCHANTScalihis

DI'I.D the alter to stock

Removal.

•AYe have removed our Drus

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TTVLOT.'K1.

QUEENS WARS

SL GL 2 QIT sg

N"o. S, Purdue's Block. Ijnfuyetlc, Ind.

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tention of CorNrnv MLJ:of wares, consisting in

part as follows: White stone. Flown mulberry, Printed bine. Printed marble. Bine edis? and common arc.-. Glass ,l«rs, Tumbiors. Mobtsses cans. Dkhes and a varie'y of other wares usually kept in the trade which he will scil at Cincinnati*prices viihout transportation. Call and see.

May »o, 4v!7ntf.

fc-0

ds. (JcKxlwiu's Cnt and Dried and Six

iu ay itt, 3?j[3. IIOKNMK it Co.

Establish

tit. i»w tiic ivcvSc.v buiidin^s. one door oast of I

the Eaisle liotel anfl 3 door west of Rarnoy's store, where v. sludl be pleaded to see all our friends and former tiPtoiners. AVc shall receive our sprint: and smninerstock of Dmcs. Medieines. Paints. Oiis and Dyes, about ie l"t.h of .April. \Ye will sell at prices which will defy a.}I.eomjetition.

T. D. BROWN, «fc Co'/iJ

n]ril 1,1 c*53i r» 1 af.

ai *.

fix's Stj.-rar Ci'red Ii" '-or^tantlv on'11^

Cruisr 5fiu-.k.) arc no\vopt:n and solicit a liberul

r.liai of jiatn uairo. Their

era I variety off.miiiy groceries. ]*roviions V.'c. Tlii.ir department they intend shall ho kept neittiiiid elcar.. r.nd e.very article fold, warrar.te.l to L'ivceniirt: satisfaction or the money refunded.

Zri) E:'-po"iiii care will be cri veil to all orders cr.t:listed t- eiiiidrei!. n?:3. Crawfordsville, Feb. Ot'i 1S53.

JS'STBCJKS NOTICE, Hp!! E undersigned i- prepared to attend to all calls JL in his line. V.'ill pr.y particular attention to drawing up Deeds. Mortgage «tc.

IfcizUiV# iTBov^nsB, Having assnrdiited tlivmselves together in thy practice of M'diehie, respectfully tender t.heir services to the citizens of ('ra ivfordsville, and suriisrndi'.'g e()iintiy. v/"0 !lc!: at their Drug ftore. the old stand of M. D. MANSOX. opposite the Eagle Hotel. march (, SGnOv.

A I N E A IN

A N 1) IJ N E A IN G.

The undersigned will continue the above business in connection with the CHAIR MAKING at the old stand on Washington strevt.-west of the coin-:, homo, where may be found an assortment of I IwMTl RE. IIAI.KS, »oe., which will be sold "ii reasonable, term.".

The undertaking business will be attended to as usual. Ready made collins always on hand. RbSS.tV WHITE, .bill. Hj. :jv,31 n.

lovers of the weed

KA EY.s,^..

Cigars

Cigars & Tobacco.

A sujH'i ior article of chewing, tobacco, and cigars '•oil'of the same piecov for saiu bv Co. 'BROWN &

FAMILYiSGROCEEIES.

The undersigned has just received large assortmi'tit ot fresh groceries. Micli as coffee, tea sugar ol diilercnt kinds, nndaeses, mackerel, cod and white, fish, tobaeeo. cigars, salaratlis, tabl salt, spices, nuts, candies, raisins by the box lialt box, pepper, rice, dye stiili's. sonp. wooden wareofall kinds, willow baskets dilferent sizes, tin- ware, cutlery, hardware, nails of all kinds, win-dow-glass, powder, shot, lead, caps, .candles, can-dlc-wieking, door-locks, latehcs, hinges, and in short, almost every thingyou m.iy call for. All of which will be sold vei low, for cash or good produce. Remember the place one door east of the corner Hotel. WM. IIAKTMAN. april niUf.

E2G BSI\

igossacry W-

LEE. GTLKEY, ec CO.

AKJi now prepared to receive grain in their new Wlwehoiisc for which they will pay the highest market price. Hring on y..ur wheat and corn and get the rash. This is one of the largest and most eo nniodic Warehouses in the State, where all the farmers can bo accommodated who desire to

II or stoFe grain of all descriptions. The greatest •••re will betaken to accomodate and give satisfaction to all who give us their patronage.

Crawferdsvillc, May 27. "otb nfitf.

ESooSs 222$! Siaocs.

TV7 have just received and opened our Spring Si.oci\ of Hoots and. Shoes, which is ry complete an.1 well adapted to the season. Onr stock consists in part, of Gents, calf, kip, thick and Hungarian boots: (kiits. calf, morocco, kip and thick hrogans: Roys calf. kip. and thick boots and shoes: Ladies boots. !ukius, gaiters half gaiters, gaitv:'s, slippers. &<•„ of every varictv and quality.— diiidreiis shoes of almost everv description. We wish an examination of our stock by the Ladies and (:cistlcnieu earnest ol our ability to jecaso in quality and price. LA\ N it Co.

Groceries at Lafayette Prices.

T.A"\ MO a it Co.. naviv jusi opened their spring stock of groceries, which is unusually large and well selected. They are determined to atford an opportunity tor the citizens of Montgomery county to purchase th-.dr groceries a'home, as they are resolved to sell at Lafayette prices, wholesale and retail for Lafayette pay. [mar. 23. '53.

in sacks kept constantly on hand at april '3-3.] II'AMEY'S.

PAtpru

and ^^"m. Ilartiuan. was dissolv-

VSH paid wheat, ilax-secd and bacon bv KAMEV.

a 1

EO 1! 15

A 5S

fi A Ej

A. IIOKNKR CO..

Would inform the public that tliey have received their second stock of Boots and Shoes direct from the manufacturers of Eos ton. which tltev are

selling at extremely low prices. Having recently attached a shop to bur establishment, we will keep

TTAi i)\V.\!iK AND CUTLEJ2Y. for sale bv J. ipril 1. 'iO.. J. WILSi'N.

and make to order all kinds of custom Jipson was thinking of something else! work, whioli we will sell at the lowest cash prices. mav 20 ]$o 3. Ii4?.

/\UE1'.NS\VARE AND LASS WAKE for sale, cheajK-r than any in the town, by april 1, "ovi. J. WILSON.

Produce

Ohiigk-st

all kind taken in exchange for good?, the priess will be paid by r.]iril 1. -3S.]

aprj]

i:5^rs

J. WILSONi

wtiiii iijerv tiic

"IEMEMrEK GENTLEMEN, that there- is the

-\h. il.wy Dew. Jumcsnvor, and Mis- i\ finest, and tho trot up stock of rratly "Oh! Cavondisb. Missouri pound lumps. Vir- uiatle clothing in Cnc city, for «idc at enn- "T itucky. and .Missoiui live Jumps, Mill's

m'AhX Honey Dew, .Ttmiosnvcr, and Missouri .rinia. Kentucky half pounds, Twist Chewing Tobacco, an! half Snanudi Cut and A DIES kid Boo's—the Wst ever offered in this your observation". Dried Smoking 'fobneco, i\r sale *\'h'des«le r.nd .J market, also fadics enamek-d boots and ladies ci lku.il by LAYM. »N .v tv. kid

l.' ,:-. JOHN WILSON. T.

—rr," •. —. jaay'w). 155. IIOKNKR Co's. and while Jipson was at it, his employer OL 'J»a: _want leather wul nnvl .tac very lot -. ,p went out, wondering what in failh could be quahtv tor sale ov ?T^r.N BAIhiLl^ Carolina tar. ,iust reeeivcd bv

MODERN' CONVENTIONALITIES OKj JI !'SON^ 0IE

i^'

businerts. at- the stand on Washington street. i- r,d_

t^vcnt)"

u:s tcs

Baking fjusinerts, at- the stand on Wasiisngton street. l})C kind opposite the court lionsc and fo/merlv oeeupicd hv •,

raust

'-ists of a gen- full quarter of my salary, for the current

odiee in Washington Hall jiuihiing. up stairs..eight hundred dollars a year extra expenses, posed, the prevalence of "better sensu" on JOHN SWEFTKER. I .. 'ra\vfordsvi!lt, March 12, ls5?. •ivoTnlv

imjW 'Mwiaf*

Our Country and her InstituticnE.

VOL. 5. CRAWFOEDSVILLE, MONTGOMERY COOTY, I.Ni)., SEPT. 17, 185-3. KO.-Ji.

AT DLN"" j*.R j'AKT Y.

BY-wrsc !Il\\M'Iinn:S:

"Well, you must, do it." "Doit?" "Do it, sir," reiterated tiic Indy of Jipsoii, a man well enough to do in the world,

chief clerk of a "su^ar baker," and receiv-

1. and for sak* bv A. ]*. MAN'N. ^*ew Hampshire contingencies, (to quote up her common sense, now anil then slie "Oh, veri well, veri well, old fellow, wc— :miarv -j\, w,4.* n^-tf our beloved man of the million, Theodore

Ct ROC:F.liY STORE. Parker,) poor relations. folks are plunging out with dinners Hiui izing a snob," continues a swell. 'ES$RS. tiALKY cc RlDtiE ha-.kii.' formed a! "Cut, my dear Betsey, do you will 'evening parties, troops of company, "A what?" shouts Jipson. ••"ipartneiship in the (irocery, rrovision and you consider for once, that to do a thing of going, and bar/ling away their new

splurge out like Tannersoil,

to—a- I the part of her husband, she was good as 'cranberry tart, and flew around in the best

."To gratify yourself, and—a our—a—a—your vanity, Madam, 'of humor, to hurry up the event that was to you should have said, my dear." I give cclat to the new residence and family "Don't talk that way to me—to me—you of the Jipsons, slightly dim the radienee or brute you know mushroom glory of the Tannersoil family, "I know all about it, my dear." land create a commotion generally—above "J/y dear—bah!" said the lady "my Bleecker street! dear! save that, Mr. Jipson, for .some of. Jipson areic on his employers, for a qimryour—a—a ter's salary. The draft was honored, of

What Mrs. J. might have said, we scarce course, but it led to some sjiecvlation on the could judge but Jipson just then put in a part of "the firm," as to what Jipson was "rejoinder" calculated to prevent the um- up to. and whether he Wasn't getting into pullaceous tone of Mrs. J.'s remarks, by evil habits and decidedly bad economy in saying, in a very humble strain— his old age. Jipson talked, Mrs. Jipson "Mrs. Jipson, don't make an ass of your- talked. Their almost—in fact Mrs. J. like self we are too old to act like goshns, and most ambitious mothers, thought, really too well acquainted, I hope, with the mat- —marriagable daughters, dreamed and ters-of-facfc of cvery-day life, to quarrel talked dinner parties for the full month ere about things beyond our reach or control." (lie great event of their lives came duly olf. "If you talk of things beyond your con- One of the seeming difficulties was who trol, Mr. Jipson, I mean beyond your to invite—who to get to come, and where

tveed v. ill find the best 'reach, that your income will not permit us to get them! Xow, originally the Jipsons O W N iteo s. to live as other people live I were from the "Hills of Xcw Hampshire, ~"n "I wouldn't like to," interposed Jipson.

"What?" asked Mrs. Jipson. years in the great, metropolis had not created "Live like other people—that is, sonic a very extensive acquaintance among solid people, Mrs. Jipson, that I know of." o,v folks in fact New York society fluctiiates, "You don't suppose Tm goings to bury bbs and flaws at such a rate, that society myselt and my poor girls in this big house, '—such as domestic people might recognjze and have those servants standing aoout me. as unequivocally genteel—is hard to fastheir fingers in their mouths, with nothing ten to or find. But one of the. Miss Jipson's to do but ipo-sessed an acquaintance with a Miss "But what?" Somebody else, whose brother a ycunggen"But cook, and worry, and sl.ive, and tk-man of very dis/irtf/i/r air, and" who knew keep shut up for a

])e

"For what?" people who enjoyed that sort of existence or a—a—a- in the gay metropolis. But Mrs. J. was stuck. Jipson saw that

he divined what a point Mrs. J. was about1eventually engaged. It was his, as many to, but could not conscientiously make, so other's vocation, to arrange details, comhc relieved her with—

"My dear Betsey, it's a popular fallacy, control the coming event. Tho Jipsons an exploded idea, a contemptible humbug, confined their invitations to the few, very to live merely for your neighbors, the rab- few, genteel of the family, and even the dible world at large. Ihousands do it, my minutiveness of the number invited were dear, and I've no objection to their doin^j it decimated b} Mr. Smith, who was permitted it's their own business, and none of mine, to review the parties invited. I have moved up-town because I thought it domicils—of civillian,' "above would be more pleasant I bought a modest Bleecker st.,"—was better illuminated, set kind of family carriage because I could oif and detailed than that of Jipson's, on afford it, and believed it would add. to our t]ie evening of the ever memorable dinner, recreations and health the carriage and Smith ha^ volunteered to "engage" a horses required care 1 engaged a man to whole set of silver from Tinplate & Co., attend to them, fix up the garden, and be ho generously offer our ambitious citizens useful generally, and added a girl or two such opportunities to splurge, for a fair conto your domestic departments, in order to sideration while china, procelain, a dozen lighten your own cares, &c. Now. all thisf colored waiters in white aprons, with six my dear woman, you ought to know, rests plethoric fiddlers and tooters, were also in a very important responsibility upon my Smith's programme. Jipson at first was dioulders, health, life, and—two thousand puzzled to know where he could find volundollars a year, and if you imagine it com- teers to fill two dozen chairs, but when patible with common with my judgment, of mvself. bv efoino

to make an ass or fool.

O O

aud torn fooleries of Tannersoil, our neigh-1 wine glasses. bor over the way, who happens for the time

fTaiinorci-iil nin- noirrh-1

to be 'under government, with a salary of

nothing to speak of, but ith stealings equal,

you—you have placed a—a d—n bad estimate upon my common sense, Madam." With this llaring burst of eloquence, Jipson seized his hat, gloves and cane, and soon might be seen an elderly, natty, well shaved, slightly flushed gentleman taking his seat in a down-town bound bus, en route for the sugar bakery of the firm of Cutt, Comeagain, ifc Co. It was evident, however, from the frequency with which Jipson plied his knife and rubber to his "fingers" of the day's accounts, and the tremulousness with which he drove the porcupine quill, that

Mr. Jipson, 1 wish you'd square up that account of Look, Sharp, tfc Co to-day," said Mr. Cutt, entering the counting room. "All d—n folly!" said Jipson, scratching out a mistake from his daybook, and notheeding the remark, though he saw the person of his employer. "Eh?" was the ejaculation of Cutt. "All d—n folly?"

"I don't understand you sir!" said Cutt, in utter astonishment.

"Oh! I beg pardon, sir," said poor Jip"I beg pardon, sir. Engrossed in a little affair of my own, I quite overlooked

little alt

the f:nei QUJ'.iry at count of LOOK. S.iarp. 0^ Co.. at once, sir:

I will attend to the nc-

L\YMON & Co. tiie matter with Jipson, a man whose capacity

and gentlemanly deportment the firm had tested to their satisfaction for many years previous.

if you imagine it com- {e ers to fill two dozen chairs, but when

on sense, or consonant! ight came, Mr. Theophilus Smith, by force

into the extravagancies force to face a gross of plates, napkins and

The little incident was mentioned

Jinscn

tention and made themselves at home.

Jispon swore inwardly, and looked like 'a sorry man." Smith was at home, in his element he was head and foot of the party. Himself and friend soon led and ruled the feast. The band struck up the corks flew, the wine fizzed, the ceilings were spattered, and the walls tattoed with Burgundy, Claret and Champagne! "To our host!" cries Smith.

host!" echoes another swell already in solently "corned." "Where the—a—where the a—d—1, is our worthy host?" says another specimen of "above Bleeker street" genteel society.

their wine over the carpets and tab]e covers.

ward, elevating his voicc and fists. II.

to the partner, Comeagain. The firm first laughed, then wondered what, was up to disturb the usual equilibrium of Jipson. and ended by hoping he hadn't taken to driuk Does he—ah ot nothing! "Yes, what—ah—does old -Tip say?" "Guess I'd better do it," soliloquised

poor but respectable" birth. Fifteen

entire "ropes" of fashionable life, and

jj,-.

Theophilus Smith, therefore, was

mand the feast, select the company, and

^Un^re(ldollars a year, with Jipson. "My wife is a good woman enough, do you call gentlemeu?" chimes in a tiiird.

.' however, and—plenty of. but like most women, lets her vanity trip "Bia'guirds!" roars Jipson.,

"Oh! very well, if you are going to live ties to the rag tag and bobtail, costs many left, upsetting chairs, tables, and lamps, up here (Jipson had just moved up above .'honest meaning people, who ouyht to be "Bleeker street,")—and bought your car-J ashamed of them. ri ige, and engaged "But, I'll do it, d—me! if it costs me the "Two .extra servant girls," chimed in whole quarter's salary!" Jipson.

"And a groom, sir," conlinued Mrs. J.'tails and arrange the programme. When "And gone into at least six hundred to Mrs. Jipson discovered, as slie vainly sup-

A few days v.*ere sufficient to concoct de-

ftels cut down to know that Tannorsoil's ah—are—a!.—to blame for—ah—patron-

Ipish?/!

'M] de I "A dem'd plebia'n!"

rnnsic. Yes, guess I'll do it. ., I "A codfish—ah— *_

exp.eeL—at least 1 do—to sink a "Mrs. Jipson little calculates the horrors lllians! scoundreis: bla guarjis! not only in a pecuniary, but domestic shouts the outraged Jipson, rushing at the! ilesh and blood, are infinitely more hfeal-

•year yes, a full quarter.' sense—that these dinners, .suppers and par-' intoxicated swells, and hitting right and thy and free from humours, glandular dis-

ovjdentlv asl-nishcd the

sses not a Hu]e ve: ecl at the a(

to those ot a successful fieebooter, you dent manner in which (h.ey monopolized at-

"I—a say. trot out you're host, ar.d let's' Convention," held their first session Tester-

c-ive the old fellow a toast!" day at Metropolitan! Hall. Lucy Stone,

Xever mind! D—fn me, if I don't—" woman, attracted a large auditory, and the "Ah! there's the old fellow!" 'cries or.e women orators decidedly bore oft the palm, of the swells. I A band of singers called* "The Amphions," "I ah—say, Mister, 'sang progressive songs very well, by way -Old roostaw, 1 say of interludes. The pantaloons and petti-, "Gentlemen!" roars Jipson, rushing for- coats are al it again to-day. i-k

cries the

"For heaven's sake! Jipson,' wife. "Gentlemen, or bhi'guards, as you art4." "Oh! oh! .Jipson, will you hear me?" imploringly cries Mrs. .Jipson. "Wh.Kt the—ah—devil are you at?—

"Who the deuce, old What:-yoilr nnhio,

"Murdcr!" cries a knocked down guest. "E-e-e-e-e-e!" scream the ladies. "Don't! E-e-e-e! kill my father!" screams the daughter.

Chairs and hats {lew, the negro servants and Dutch tiddlers, only engaged for the occasion, taking no interest in it free fight, and not caring two cents who whipped, laid back and— "Yaw! ha! ha! De lor! Yaw! ha! ha!"

Mrs. Jipson fainted ditto two others of the family the men folks began to travel the .ladies screamed called for their hats, shawls, and rhupcroncs,—the most of the latter, however, were non cut, or too well "set-up," to heed the common state of affairs.

Jipson finally cleared the house. Silence reigned within the walls for a week. In the interim, Mrs. Jipson and the daughters not only got over their hysterics, but ideas

to recuperate his financial "outs," while iti took the whole family quite as long to get over their grand debut as followers of Fashion in the great metropolis.

Q. At what age ought girls to be mar-! ried?

A. Juvt rs soon a man asks them, so as not to lose the chance. Q. When a girl is asked in marriage,

what must she say?

serving would have thought of her Q. During the marriage festivities what must she do?

A. She must take care and not laugh, if any one says any tiling with a double sense, as people are very apt to do on occasions of the sort.

.1,.,e rk Express, looking a-the

ars

t, ladies present, and the indepen-

To all these, the past adds a dark cata-

logue. Taking the outrageous wars of the

Jews, the conquests of Mahomet and his

successors., the crusades, fec., and it is

Yes—ah! 'eres—ah! to our a—our to show that for 4,000 years at least,

ah0,e orld

"Ila! ha! b-wavo! b-wavo!" exclaimed Susan B. Anthony, Miss Dr. Hunt, Rev.: a dozen shot-in-the-ncck bloods, spilling Antoinette Brown, Horace (rreeley, Bar-1 Dentist, (looking wise and speaking with one another num, C. C. Burleigh, tfce., being the chief

actors. A series of resolutions, said to have

"This is intolerable!' gasps poor Jipson, been drawn up by Greele\ and LUCN Stone, molar or an incisor?" who was in the act of being kept cool by his were adopted. They go in for the Maine wife in the drawing room. law, free as possible from all other issues. "Nevermind, Jipson Cariosity to see the "Bloomers" and rnen-

raid.

"Dem it, my dears, the old 'un is killing most prevail. It is a remarkable ,coincimv dem'd friend!" exclaims Sinitli, rushing{ donee that Prince K! ward's Island has $ to the rescue. ,I climate exactly similar to that of Grcft*

of gentility, as practised "above Bleeker '^ee baskets to a tree, ney street."-5 ^Tt took poor Jipson an entire vear

MARIiY AND NAVE YOI il iiACON. The French, who arc clever at these kind of things, have published a pimphietl entitled, "Instructions to Young Girls who" (what voung girls do not?) "desire to be Married." Here arc some of the questions go and follow his example. There is no and answers to be found in it (they are danger of overstocking the market, for railfurnished by the capital Paris correspon-! roads wil! soon enrry the fruit to every dent of the N. Y. Daily Times.) State and city of the Union. Think of

Question? What is the most necessary these tilings, farmers of Ohio.— Ohio State t'ning for gro'^n Tip gi:b? Journal. Answer. Marriage.

That dopenas upo., tothcr lliry

are handsome or not. Q. When should handsome married?

A. From sixteen to eighteen. Q. Why at that age?

trirls be

A. For few that, if lliej w»il. ™ra» fJ|. )W a .. ,l (1„b," -Jlorn,damage may happen to their honor. Q. And when should plain girls get married

A. She mus appear M.rpnsed, an.l ri-i^

ply, that she old not t!„„« a fellow so de-

7 4

The -W' iork• Express, looking at the, •, ,i r-

!f'0US

W US n0H ra or in ros

tactics truly wonderful, drummed in a!sa}b-A •. lie sentiment

°°. ?c

rac

tagsous. The party in rebellion against-

the ivmp.re of Chma have raised the ban-,

•'er• o. the Cross and of the llo.y 1 rnutv ,.

and the sacrcd narre of the hosts

Heaven are ktliirn? and mtmrng

Temperance! ,„

TERMS OF ADVERTISING:

One Ff,r.nre three insertions. fk^O Kach additional insertion,

)a-

(.[uarterly advoi tisements par square. $?y Yearlv advertisers allotted a verv liberal -4 discount.

Patent Medieir.c RdrrrtfeemcnU by the year. prr eoliimn. 1 I'nknt Med bine pnffs. single in?ert!on per I finfjnr'',

"H?" Oilu-e on the coiner of Main and Wiishinsrt^n si rccts. third story in F. I. Fiy's brick build big. immediately west of the "i'nrt lb iisu._j55

1 tilftulcs of all kinds, for. ca!c at this OfS iice. IMWWJII.WIII.I

PORK EATING.

The Jews, Turks, Arabians, and all they who observe the precept of avoiding bloods and Swine's flesh, are infinitely more free? from disease than the Christians more especially dtf they escape the opprobria of the medical art, scrofula, gout, consumption and madness.

The Turks eat great quantities of honey and pastry and much sugar they also eat largely and are indolent, yet do not suffer from dyspepsia as others do. -The swinefed natives of Christendom suffer greater devastations from a painful tubercular disease of the bowels (dysentery,) than frorrf any other cau^e. Under my own observation and in my own experience, iho'st persons who abstain entirely from Swine'tf

enses, dyspepsia and consumption "TvhiJo in those districts and among those classes of men where the pig makes the chief ar% ticle of diet, tuberculc fn all its forms o' eruptions, sore legs, ej-^.s and nbsctsst-.^'

Britain yet the Inhabitants arc not consumptive neither is the pig here cultivated: J'urrv on Diet.

ed Owl," and other/. It is not yet knov. which of these braves will be selected, but it is considered that tho sacrifice will certainly be made.

The ceremony consists in elevating the deluded victim to a considerable height

ferRZ ,, llntil

*00,00

2.r

IU'U—,IWYGWJATEJWUJIIJMLX|.UI»

Bateman, of the Cultivator, has just

returned from an inspection of the famous peach orchard of Mr. Davis, about two miles east of Milford, dermoid county.— He says it is the finest fruit sight he ever saTT. One hundred acres of ground are covered with ten thousand peach trees.— They were set out six years ago. In 1003, they averaged one basket, or three-quar-ters of a bushel per tree, which brought him 810,000. This paid for his land and trees, and something to spare. Last year there wa« no fruit. This year they will three baskets to a tree. They

s^'

fn rnomw.to hi, finnnoml «n„ts whllo basket. The crop of this season will bring

10™

'".

.j!. I

him 830,000 with a net profit of *-26,000. Before the peaches were ripe, Mr. Davis was offered twenty thousand dollars for the fruit of this year. He had been offered one hundred dollars per acre for his trees alone, but he can do much better to keep them. The fruit is now in its glory, and presents one of the finest sights imaginable.

Such thir.os should stimulate others to

THE FILLAOKUS.—There is in this vicinity a small relict of this once numerous tribe.

,, who have determined upon celebrating one

()f |lch ncit rncs_ 4

nonrlcnmn rw n/\f .... 1 to the evil spirit, and it is said that several of the braves haveKtfferetl U'inimohitc themselves.

8cc

A tali young chief, called "Walk-iri-the-water," has come forward, and his example

n„M/, clp0scd l0 lh(! publie

on 3 rickottJ at ornl

mildew, and

.... ..ow, and about half of them have al-

P"rl' febelhon aga.nst disappeared. Building, are left W

finis

where he is

|, scfToldinj,. tumbles down for

the want of support, and thereby puts an

end to his suO'erings. It is to be concluded on the second Tucsdaj* of October next.-— Mai it sota l)cm o'-rat.

The groggeries and puppet shows that sprang up with the rapidity of the prophJ

a a if a E a

frogs, in the vicinity of the Crystal alace,, mournful rpcctacle. I'ubntiment struck them with blight and

P- now present a

sl!ltC| and

,|,

con

neous tro'rds

.„

icuo

ownt

,vl

t-ifhriitf nnrnQnilv unn h!K

mercy and without humanity,—and thus from the Gulf of Mexico to the Mediterranean and from the Mediterranean to the Black Sea, and thence far away to Palestine, the powers of Europe are plotting for personal supremacy in the name of the Cross of Christ."

phvearded.-r

.„ e.-^'ulated lio lately uporf

the dcrravi.- of the race.—7«/ Book

JIo.- CROP.—From the best informatiori we can obtain there will be in East Tennessee, a small increase in number over tho' crops of last year. We hear of bat few' who are buying, and we incline to the opinion that the number that will engage in the trade will not be large during the season.—•'

^v.

jrec

j,r(c

cni-tful

ved to be a losing business last year.

COn.s*quence

er.

tPc

co we

is that prices must rule

Indeed, we have heard of a sale at

anr a

}ia}f

more blood has been shed at the shrine of: however, will be willing to lake that, religions sectarianism, than by all oiher a-1

nts, a small J0t. Verv

gencies put together. erable number being purchased so 1 w.— -, 7T- ,,, rV Three cents will probably be the ruling A®"

expect to hear of any consid-

ar 0 5all S co

p..e&

accent,) "Wei

u„t

a half ceaLs.—London Tenu.)

11 navigator of the

seas, which is the tooth you wish exlract-

Jack, (throwing overboard his quid and speaking tartly,) "It is in the second tier, starboard side near the hatches. Bear a hand, you land lubber, and heave away, for it is nipping my jaw like a sca-turtle."

The Dentist composed himself to his.' ciS

Liverpool with -100,000 population,

is vet v.-ith cut a daily newspaper.