Crawfordsville Daily Journal, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 5 January 1892 — Page 2

ONE ENJOYS Both the

method and results when

Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, »4ver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-f-m eflectually, dispels colds, head-t-hes and fevers and cures habitual tonstipation. Synip of Figs is the jnly remedy of" its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt iu its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the nios\ oealthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known.

Syrup of Figs is fcr sale in 50c and 81 bottles by all leading druggists. A'iy rciia'.'ie druggist who may

ik' 'iuvo

\vi.!ii-i

it oil baud will pro

cure ii pi\ luyttly for any one whe Do,Hot acc.'ijt en.

tv try i-',

6U?r( iilllo.<p></p>CAUFQRNiA

FIG SYRUP CO

'V .-.tANCISCO. CAL.

Lcwcvmi r.v hew rc.

BEECHAM'S PILLS

(THE GREAT ENELI8H REMEDY.)

Cure BILIOUS and Nervous IIXS.I

25cts. a Box.

OK AAJj XJlMJOCilSTS.

UP hit, 0|»|«»t*tmiliv! IIOVT Mln lib 1'mir*, K'tik'r. Ti»h rj yotity i.v :l*7t their cm fwrttinUtas, ami imtu tiiM csu»Mlv«» In pr-v-rty find die in ob»curitr! untwinj» pair it th« lyt of many. ».-»thoy look hark nit lul, forever l»*t. ity

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Injr! Rww-h out. H« up and iloiuc. Iiniirute ymtr oppurtnniif, unrt »*rnrt» prtu incur*). p«nre. Jt vent naitl byft nhJli»«r»ph*r, thit "tf»« JliuJdex* of Forion« offer* a gotaetl oiijuirtuaitT to €tu*h per/ion nt *ntne twlml of life *ml«racj li«

chance". Rod •he j»nur* out h* rfcln?.* fail to do

»o and *lir« depcru* nrrer to re'tarn.'" Il.iw sliBli y.-u fii«d the oLnK«-r |,ortrjtt»iyr IttwatijjAtrt *verj rliune* that appears wvMtjv. and or fair promise thai i« trjiat ull mcct'Sfal m«m j«*o opportunity, «urh of:»m within t!i*t*'»• iv-t nnjrpenjilo. Improved, it will pive. at loaat, a L'r.nM hfrt. Th® COJ.OKf rvp"rturiit? for xnatiy it lu-r»v HI one to ho made npidly n:d honorably hyauy hiduau tons cf «lthtr *ox. A SJ You ran do the wiJilt and live at bumo, tvtiurf tfr ,vi«»i a re. F.ren pinners ar» oo'sl* earnini? fr*ni J£."» Jo SIO p»-r u*w Y^n can do a* wall Jf von witL«-»ik. tiot t«.o huni. but iniia«tri oasly.andyMn «*i»n mcreu»e j"tiriti*.«fnnu*y^»jL*r« n. You canprlve ipurf timd''!«)y, or all yur tfrti«* to th«wnrk. Ea?j to learn. m.'t rehired. Wa Ktart ytiu." All i* r^mparatiT^y u«w a«d' rc-nWy "wonderful. \Va in«trtict and •bow you l:ti-*, ti4ve. I' u!ure unknown n:tnr.tf t«ur Ti'rk «rt. No r«um tw Write ui"! h'arti nil rrttvn .».«» t» deUy. II. liullctl «V liox eso, 1N| (Intnl. Maine.

WANTED-HELP.

Notices under tills hehd tree l'or three days.

WANTRI)—Any

private fumily havinj?

sorviee that, a student etui id do next term In xeluint'e lor l»oard and room, either In part or entirely, I'd be irlud to *crve. Address Ik)x city, aiivl I'll call.

WANTKD—All

persons who

WANTKD—Two

rOnT—Liverneckfow-hlto

LOST—A

SIMAGED

in cook and K»kltur stijve 1^0. I rrmi rder, balance 0 Myrtle

bake to send tor the be*t

In thft'World. I'rice *1'J. ?K» and 10 per cent, discountcash with In OU days. ALFtiKh Coi.ks.

avenue. Rrookln, N. V. "et. li)-ly il\w,

WANTED

-1)0 Yjr WAN PTO MAKK i50

at bo :ue'r Mrs. .Smith sent *7 l'or a Ho* or Wardrobe Lnuotre, and allowed me to send people who answered .my advertisements to see her loutnrc for which I Rave :i eominlssion, whicli avera^oo ?oU pur week. If you will do .the fame in your district send for terms to .\LFUKU roLKS. •170 Myrtle Ave Itrooklyn, N.

feHrls to work in hotel at

V*eder*burir A flu^s Marlon I.!o 1. Keelini? Hmihe, VeedersburK. lud. :fl

LOST.

Notices under tills free for three days, wine uura'ti.

head will be published If that is not fulllcient

unci pointer, pup. lla»

strap on with letters cut on: "Send me to4h04 Wash Mt." .which plu.isO do at once 11 found, etc.-: W.L.Huown, 107': N. Wash. St.

ptcket

LO^T—120:

inspectlun bMk. canvas

bound, with "W. J. Atiuw, Fon.-ntan Nutural (ian Co.," written on outside Also 10 Inch Milson wreufch. Please leave tit 'he Natural (jasottice.

four bibs, last So* trdav

5*.

tins city. Return to Ui'» oiHf und' ceivo reward. .»C

LOST.—A

btdys fine -hoe on Mar' '»t, lie-

twtHMi Moriran j?tret?t in* store, binder jdeaseleave a: ArvV^t

LOST—An

initial iln, with the totter"!*'*

set with ft chin dlan'ondn. Fimler will be liberally rewarded by returning thosa- to John Rlrch, at the liir foundry.

small troh. bnutrlo In ^••ib.„t F.. f-

W. on one side a"'1 on the other i,0. C, TIMease leave at this o'.tec.

-4 wo small phrs. hhuk ihosmull-

est a white «pot on one side mil the rim of the nose otr, the other has a rln*r deetv ly set In If'no^o- Any Information concerning them w.Ii i»o tb. ukfully received by 1 M. C. liHAMKNiirin.

FOR SALE. V:

Notices und'. this head one '.ent a line aduy. Eight words i« line. Nothing Ie«*s than 10 ueute taken. Ca£h In advance, please.

Ij^OK SALK:—A piano lamp foriessthan co^t, Apjdyat ihltfollice.

FOR

SALEOR EXCHANGE —Florida orange groN —1" acres, 7.'0 trees, 11 years oldfine location—near city. Mns, h, Wnon,

FOR

TZ-i Green St,

SALE -A bouse und lot, first house west of Coflin Factory, No. 401. For particulars call on Judge A. I, Thomas. if

EIonSALE.—At

OR a bargain. House and lot, on Lafayette Ave. House has

rooms.

Cumberland & Miller.

"VJOTICK.—I will sell your house, farm, or J.V any other real estate, or forfeit. Send stamp forreplj, ALFRED COLES,1

FOR

Real Estate Agent,

17(1 Myrtle Ave., Rrooklyn, N. Y.

J0R RENT.

Nolk-eJ MM'lcr this in-a'l one ccrir a tine uii.v. lilt-rrit worOs to a lino. Notliiuir less tuun 10 "oilt^ Uikon. CiLsh In mlvuikm', please.

Fort

KE.VT.—A new store room, Miitnti'o for uny kiml or business. Aildrefcs box »!. J.lDUcn, I III],

KENT—TwonlciMurnlslic.il rooms,witli u'llurul (fiis. Call ill 70i S. Grct'u St. 'J.

FOItas,

JIENT—Furnished loom, with natural If 'J-4 Green St.

FOU

11ENT—A furnished room, Comfortable, well Ugliu.'l, convenient locality. Enquire at Ml 4 south W i«hlngton street.

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TUKSDAY, JAN.n, 1882.

This Date in History—Jan, 5. lOfiO—Kdward tho Couf'-s: )a^l rightful king of tho

Faxons in Knclund, iliod lnn ahout 1001 ho asilel Malrohn ot Scotland n^ainst Mai het!i. L'jPrt—t.'atUerint! do Mrdiris of

France, who plotted tho "Massnrre of St. lSartlmlo mew,'* died. 1757—Robert Francis

Iatnlens'/j,r

tried to kill Ixmis XV of »£... Franco although in»a:ie, he was tno^t hi»rribly tor- ni'CATUlt, ttired and then torn a-siinder by hordes hitched to hts limb*. 177U-Stephen T'eeatur, conunnd»»ro V. S. N., bjrn in Sinnepnxent, Md.. killed in a duel tiearlMaden&burtr. Md., i^l). Zebulon Mont-

K«n:ery IMUe, soldier and explorer of tho Iiwky mountains, bom in Uunborton, N. Y.j killed, 1MH. 1791—Kdmuzul Rnrlln. nRrieuUtiral writer and inventor in 5»maU way, lorn in I'rinco lieorjro county, Va.: he lired tho Hit ^un at Fort Sumter nndontiic failure of "the cauM»*' killeil hin^elf June 15, IMu. 1K»3 —Marshal Uadetsky, the "cruel Atislrian"

Keneral, etc., died, aged «!. IhTO—SSr Anthony Rothschild, baronet, long the head of the Kni lish branch of tho fa» mous millionaire family, died iu London.

PROHIBITION IN THE LATE ELECTION. Ill ttie hint issue of the Uiiitt'il 1'irx-hi/lci-iiiii tlu following editorial appeared "Prohibition has stiiVered grei.tly in the rwent elections. In Iowa the issue was direct between the saloons and law, nnd the saloon man was elected. Although personally a very worthy num. he delined his position as opposition 10 the present constitution and laws in re g.ird to the sale of liquor. His election means the beginning of the movement for the repeal of the prohibitory legislation. Iu Xew York tho issue was not so direct, but tho result is a legislature op posed to any severe restriction on the liquor traflu. The general bearing of the other elections is tho same. The vote ol the Prohibition party was very light. In Pennsylvania ik was less than last year although the total vote was much larger, indeed this vote was so small that undei the amended election law, the party has no standing except it can secure it by petition or a very largo number of citizens. Although the issues were not direct.. all this indicates that the movement for piohibitory legislation by a distinct party organization is losing ground. II «e"mistake not the conviction grows that, the effort to gain better legislation sho ild be by non-partisian movements. We deeply regret i.he apparent increase in the saloon power, but it reminds nt that too mucli reliance litis been placed on prohibitory legislation. The moral law has been left too much in the background. The ]ower of tho word of God against all iutemperanee has not been used as it ought to have been. 'Not by might nor by ]xwer, but by my Spirit,' is an trulv the word of fiod now as when it was s]oken."

Spkakimi of the Democratic race for Governor and regretting the declination of Capt. \V. K. Myers, tho Herieir says:

The gang, most of them generally loafers about Indianapolis hotels, are aiming, it is alleged, to set up the pins for one Shively, an unknown quantity residing in the north part of tho State, at the convention this year. The same result may again follow as it did in '88 through their manipulations. "One Shively," the "unknown quantity" was big enough to turn down one liynurn, the grassburner, on the Ways and Means Committee of the House. These "unknown quantities" will bear watching.

'I'm' Frankfort Crweiil expresses an admiration for ox-President Cleveland for the "courage he has iu expressing his i' evictions." as well as an admiration to.- Senator Hill for his "courage and strong irdividuality." In the same arti -le it reproves the Indianapolis Sent! exercising tho sumo prerogative in .-xpressing its opinions. It will occur to most people that tho ,"dictum" of a newspaper, as the Crtxrciit is pleased to term it, is just as valuable as the opin ion of so-called leaders. A ucwHpa|er should have opinions as well as individuals and they.are entitled to as much respect.

Oca neighboring State of Michigan has set an example in the wny of manage ment of atTairs of State that wo in .Tndi. ana can at any time follow with profit --Rrrituc.

ies. for instance, the Democratic Sec rctary of State has just been forced to resign because of corruption iu oflie Mr. Soper was elected as a reformer, nnd ho promises to make some astonishit disclosures involving his Democratic brother reformers. Is this tho "exam pie which tho Jifivietc commends?

OHHEN \V. STI.VULBY, of Madison township, is sotting up tho pins for the nomination for Joint Itepresentativo for the counties^of Montgomery, Putnam and Chi). As Montgomery has already been honored-two or three timos with tho candidate tho other two counties will probably sny nay. Orren should stir up tho monkeys for Kcpresentative from this county.

ClirtHtman I'hUui'CH.

Now is the time to have pictures taken for Christmas. NICHOLSON A-SONS.

—Eye, ear and throat diseases only Dr. Oreen. Joel Block. Fitting of g|iiH8W) a Hjxx'iiilty.

•A Wonuti Tniln DUputcU«fw

MISS T1IAYEK.

Miss Lizzie E. D. Tiiayc-r goes into history lis the tirst woman to occupy the important position of train dispatcher. She learned .telegraphing at a very early age at the village of Groton, Conn., and became so expert that she was made assistant to the train dispatcher of tho New London Northern railroad at New London, Conn. He resigned three years ago and the work fell into the hands of Jliss Thayer, wiio did it so well that she soon received the regular appointment. It is a single track road, with a large freight and passenger business, and every train goes by direct orders from Misa Tliayer.

Tragedies.

Two kinds there are—tho one theatric, bold, A murder, may bo, horrible to see. Lives lost by tire or flood, and bodies cold That speak some tale of awful agony.

The other, mumming 'neath a milder name: A human soul that as the days go by Sinks deeper down into some pit of ahamo, Yet knows the stars shine sllverly and high. —Richard E. Burton.

Outlet aud Occasion*.^

New occasions teach uow duties Time makes ancient

Rood

tr-m-i

uncouth

They must upward still and onward \Vho would keep abreast of truth Lol before us £leam her camp fires

We ourselves must pilgrims ho. Launch our Mayflower ami steer boldly Through the desperate winter sea. Nor attempt the future's portal

With the past's blood-rusted key. ___________ —Lowell. Keep Cool. la a lion in the way?

Keep cool:

Toll him you respect his pride, Tell him that tho world in wide And that he must stand aside.

Keep cool. —t?eor«e W. Light.

In Our*elrr«.'.. .•

Not In the clamor of tho crowdcd streets, Not In the shouts and plaudit* of the throng, But In oumlvcs, are triumph and rtofoat.-

HAPPENING OF LATE.

An artesian well 3,0'J.*) foot in depth has buen sunk it A.shlaml, Wis., nt a cost of SI•»,000 After the first 170 foot Jt passes through brown sainistmic

While a North Carolina buU'luM* was cutting .up a bocf the other day he found an "ei^hteen karat fold ring imbedded in one of the hind quarters."

TriE purchase of 8,000 Texas cattle in seventeen train loads cost Dave Rankin, the cattle king of Tarkio, Mo., $222,000, besides the freight expense of $30,000.

A luminous crayon has been invented which enables lecturers to draw on the blackboard when the room is darkened for tho use of the lantern. It is likely to prove of value also to students who take notes

Trsip« dy.

%fw

He—Why are yon so sail, diu-llugf She—I was just thinking, dearest, that this was the last evening wo could be together till tomorrow.—Life.

Wheu Baby was afcz, wo gave her Cutorlfc. U'Unn she was a Child, she cried tor Oastortk Alien she became Miss, she clung to CastorlA. Vlien she hail Children, she gave them Cwnni

A son of Mr. M. D. l'usser, a mer chant of Gibraltar, N. C., was so badly afflictedVitli rheumatism for a year or .more, as to be unable to work or go to school. Hia father concluded to try

Chamberlain's Pain Balm on tho boy. It soon cured him and ho has since walked one and a half miles to school and back every school day. 50 cent lottles for sale by Nye .t Co.

A M.rntier

Since its first introduction, Kkotrie Bittera has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in tho load among pure medicinal tonics and alteratives—containing nothing which ierinits its use as a beverage or intoxicant., it is recognized as tho best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, livor or kidrieys.—It will euro sick headache, indigestion, constipation, and drive malaria from tho system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottlo or tho money will le refunded. Price only 50 cento ier bottlo. Sold by Nye & Co.

llrmoval.

About January 7, 1). 11. Baldwin .t Co. will move their stock *f pianos and organs from 207 east Main street to the room in Joel block, next door to Martin fe Craig's grocery store. Mr. Hughea will still have charge of their business at this point and adjoining counties,and will be glad to see his friends and customers at liis now quarters.

I'urin for Sole.

A farm of 150 acres, 7 miles oast of Crawfordsrille, on tho Overcoat gravel road, 120 acres impiovcd, fine buildings and good orchard, nnd well ditched. For particulars call on or address 11. W. PEEBLES,

Darlington, Ind.

—Go to theskating rink to-night.

THE H00SIER STATE.

Ct3 Towns Furnish an Interesting Budget of News. I

Fatally Slint.

INDIA A POMS, Ind., Jau. .1. John Kain, a traveling salesman for Woodfork A Co., wholesale liquor dealers, was fatally shot Monday evening by Martin Morcn in the latter's saloon. The two men had been friends, but quarreled some months since. Kain. according to the best information at hand, grew tired of keeping up the ill-feeling and said that he was going to offer Morun a friendly hand. Ho kept his word, telilng Morun that ho wanted to forget the past and be bis friend again. Moran refused to be frieudly and pulled oft his coaU This challenge Kean accepted and gave Moran a .sound thrashing. Seeing Moran reaching for his pistol back of the bar he started to leave the saloon, when Moran fired. The ball struck him in the back. As he felt himself struck he turned quickly toward bis assailant and received another ball in tlie thigh, lie was carried to the hospital aud Moran was arrested.

{'rostrated by (in*.

Indianapolis, Ind.. Jan. f.—William Donovan's family went to church Sunday night, returning at a late hour. In the interim a younger brother went home and turned the damper in the stove to secure more heat. The room filled with natural gas, which was unnoticed by the family. Suddenly Miss Dora Donovan sank fainting to the floor. The mother of Mr. Donovan was also prostrated, together with Miss Hemic. tlrand father Donovan discovered the danger, but fell twice before reaching the door and giving the alarm. ^Throughout the night physicians labored assiduously before the victims were resuscitated. Miss Dora Donovan is still in danger.

-. Woolen 31111* Destroyed. South Bend, Ind., Jan. .". —A disastrous fire visited Misliawaka, a flourishing manufacturing town 4 miles from here, at an early hour Monday morning for the second time within three weeks. About o'clock Haines were discovered in a large brick building forming part of the plant of the Misliawaka Woolen Manufacturing Company, makers of knit boots. Before the tire could lie extinguished all of the ino.^t expensive machinery had been totally destroyed, besides a large quantity of manufactured material. Considerable damage was also done to I the building. The origin of the tire is unknown. The damage will probably reach covered bv insurance.

A .Strike

l'rol»ahl«..

Ii»i \nai'oi.is, Ind., .Ian. fi. —President Froiizcl. of the street railway company, issued an order, to take effect the 1st init., curtailing the deadhead privileges of the road to employes except those living over li squares awav. who would be furnished with two checks a day to ride to and from work. The Itrothcrhood of Drivers, Conductors and Motor .Men resent Ilia action and at a meeting held Monday decided to make it a cause of war unless recinded. The non-union employes are a unit with the brotherhood. It is probable every ear will stop by Wednesday.

Tlicy Willll I lie Sliei HT.

Vi.NCKN.NK8, Ind., Jan. 5. —A delegation of citizens arrived here Monday in quest of the sheriff, who is wanted badly at l'reidand.svi!lc to arrest a young desperado named Louis French, who lias succeeded in terrorizing the entire village. The peace otlieers of the town have been .-.Hiving since Saturday last to effect the capture, of the youth, who is an exconvict. but none of the men called on to make the arrest will act, and consequently I-'renchis monarch of the town. The sheriff says he cannot go unless sc ordered by the judge of the court.

Ai-i'iilcntaily IUIlpri Her llt-olltpr. Hi.oo.Mixrirox, lud., .Ian. 5—A sad aud distressing accident is reported from 10 miles west of this place in wlibli a sister accidentally shot and instantly killed her brother, David Minks. The brother had recently-sccured anew gun and, unloading it, placed it away. In the meantime another brother used the gun and left it loaded. Monday the sister was asked to hold the weapon, and while doing so it was discharged, blowing the top of her brother's head off.

Itaroly Ki(-H|H'il limtiint Death. PKiir, Ind., .Ian. 5.—Martin llowe on Monday while regulating gas in a vault built under the street barely escaped death instantly, lie stepped, into the vault which was filled with gas. He at once tried to jump back, but fell lifeless. George Steimetz attempted to save him and botlf would have died ten seconds later had they not been promptly rescued. Itowe yet lies unconscious. Steiinetz has recovered.

Iiicomtliirlcii Seiituncofl.

Wasiii.voto.n. Ind., .Ian. 5. —Ilarbin and l.edgerwood, two of the courthouse incendiaries, were sentenced in the circuit court here Monday to seventeen years each in the penitentiaiv on a plea of guilty.

A Failure.

HAin FonnCiT'.Ind.,.]an. 5.—The firm of Mann fc Kern, at Hedkey, IK miles eat-t of here, has assigned to Thomas liadcr, assignee. Assets are ?3,000 liabilities a In mt the same.

DEAFNESS CAN'l UE CURED by local npplicaticna. as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear.

There is only one wny to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is tho result, aud unless tho inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. Ve will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Doafness (caused by catarrh) that we cannot cure by taking Hall's Catairh Cure. Send for circulars free.

F. ,T. CHENEY & CO., Toleuo. Sold by druggist, 75 cents.

Coughing leads to Consumption. Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at

—The finest five and ten cent cigars int he city are to be had nt the ltobbins House stand........

EOW A WOMAN MOVES.

SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS OF TUt DANBURY NEWS MAN.

A, Woman Prepures Herself for ihu Awful Tank nnd Thou Plunges Into It

with i» Feminine UnckleMtios* Thnt Is Heartrending*

(Copyrighted Uy Leo & Shepanl, Huston, ami published by special nrrangtMueut with thcm.| A woman's idea of moving is to wear a pair of odd shoes, her husband's linen duster, a damaged hoopskirt and a last year's jockey turned hindside before. Thus formidably attired, with a pocketful of screws, nails and picture cords and a liuiber biaded case knife in one hand and a broom in tho other, she is prepared to believe that something is about to bo done. Tho first move she makes is at the parlor carpet, tiho takes up two tacks in about fifteen minutes, puts them in a pint saucer, and sets tho saucer iu the middle of tho floor where it will not be in the way. Then alio goes into the hall to tell the carman to be careful in bringing down the large rocking chair, as her mother gave it to her.

After that she darts into the kitchen, stops suddenly in the middle of the room, and says, "Now, what is it I was going to do?" and then races up stairs with aj great bustle on suddenly remembering that a pair of vases were not packed away with the bedding But they were packed away, and when she discovers the fact she comes back, saving that sin has so much to do she don't really know what she is about. Afterward she draws out tho glassware to put it in a barrel, and after packing away a couple of tumblers and a salt cellar takes down her dresses and examines them with as much caro as if she was going to a ball and the carriage was already at the door.

Iu the midst of this survey she suddenly thinks of something else and rushes off to attend to it, the caseknife in one hand, the broom in the other. When the stovo is taken down, she is there when the bureau is being lifted, sho is in the exact way of the man who is going backward when the carman gels up on the best chair to take down a frame, she is there to rebuke him. She attends to everything She makes her

husband go out doors and clean his feet She gets in the way when they are mov ing tho ice chest. She leaves the dust pan just where the carman's assistant can step on the handle and have it turn with him at a most unfortunate time. She get-s the broomstick entangled -.nth her husband's legs, which makes him swear.

She tries to lift a two bushel basket of crockery, and finding she can't do it, tells the carman sho is not so strong a3 she used to be, and then contents herself with carrying down an old wooden chair which has just been brought up stairs to be used in removing things from the walls, and which has to be found and brought up again by someone else. But it is in loading that she makes herself conspicuous. She brings out a ten inch looking glass and wants it laid on the bottom of the cart, and Hhe don't want anything else to go on until she can get her workbasket. She thinks the stove and bedroom set should ride together, and is quite confident that if the bureau is permitted to stand on the cart as it does it will never again be fit to be seen. The carman steps on her, and walks over her, and is swearing all the while down in his throat, but she don't mind him.

She knows that that load isn't put on as it ought to be, and that there is room for lots of. things yet. Sho brings on a clock, and a length of damaged stovepipe, and a pair of old boots covered with mildew, and a small basket of empty 6pice boxes, and an old gaiter, and the back of a wornout vest, and wants them all put on the cart. She says there is plenty of room, and the things will come useful some time, and they don't take up any room anyway and, just as the cart is moving away, she rushes after it with a secondhand peach can stuffed with debris, which she successfully introduces into tho load, and then comes back in triumph. And while the carman is gone she is just as busy as she can be telling the woman next door that she can put just three times as much stuff on that cart as is on it- and if she has got to move again she believes she'll give right up and die.

Ilamlicuppetl.

The following note picked up on the street Monday afternoon is a manly exposition of what narrowly escaped being a grievous wrong:

Deaii Jank—I hope you ain't mud becnuso I dliln't la tit you wlion you latftat mo last evening at tbo iost oflls. I ain't prowd, dear Jane, but I liave got a bile under my arm, and can't lafT aa used to, an Ucaven Is my judge. Tours truly, Henrv.

Cluiiice for un Opening.

There was a terrific thunderstorm last night, and in the mail this noon there were letters from nine different lightning rod men inquiring if there was any kind of an opening here for them. We don't doubt but that an opening could be made for thein if they were here, as the frost is not deep.

Tlie Puce That Kill,.

One of tlie saddest sights is a young man who has waited outside the church of an evening until he has chilled through, only to see a girl walk off with some rascal who has been inside all the time toasting his sinful shins at the stove.

J. M. BAILEY.

ItuHHell Sage

The well-known financier, writes: "506 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YOKK CITY, Doe. '20, 1890. "For the last twenty years I hnvo been using Allcock's Porous PlasU re. They havo repeatedly cured me of rheumatic pains and pains in my side and back. Whenever I havo a cold,one on my chest and one on my back speedily relievo mo. RufWELi. Sage.

You can find shirts, underwear, neckwear, gloves nnd all furnishing goods, also the largest line of tailoring goods, latest styles. Prioes the lowest heard of at Swank & Clark's, 131 east Main street

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A PATRIOTIC WORK.

Every parson who la oppotea to Fr«« Trad* Slavery aud favor® Amorlc&n Industrial lnl* pendenoe eecured through the policy of Pro taction, should read the doonments published by the American Protective Tariff League. A« a patrlotioolttcen, ii your duty to place these documents tn the hands of your friends. Tboy are Interesting and Instructive, and embrace discussions of all phasee of the Tariff question. The League publishes ever 80 different docu* ment*, comprising nearly 600 pages of plainly printed, carefully edited and reliable Information. Among the authors of these doeumcnU are, Hon. James G. Blaine Wm.MoKlnloy, Jr.. Governor of Ohio Senator 8. &L Oullom. of Illinois Senator Joseph H. Dolph, of Oregon, Ex* Consul to Liverpool Senator A. 8. Paddock, of Nebraska Senator Frye. of Maine Booator Oasey, of north Dakota Senator Justin 8. Morrll, of Vermont Senator Kelson W. Aldrlch. of Rhode Island Bon. Thomas B. Dudley, of Now Jersey Hon. Robert P. Porter, of Washington Prof. B. Dodge, of the Agricultural Depart* ment at Washington Commodore W. Ii. T. Hughee Hon. & A. Hartshorn, of Hew York Congressman Dolllver, of Iowa Hon. B. F. Jones Darld Bali Rloe, of Boston Ex-Cong, rensiuan Perkins, of Kansas Dr. E. P. Miller, of New York Hon.Geo.Draperof Mass. Hon. 0. L. Edwards, of Texas Judge Vtn. Lawrence, of Ohio lion. D. G. Harrlraan, of New York Hon Geo. 8. Boutwell, of Mass. Hon K. II. Amidown. of New York Enoch Eusley, of Tennessee. k#

This complete set of docntnents will sent to any adilrefts, post paid, for Fifty (AO) Cents Arirtreta. Wilbur F. Wabeman, fiec'y.. No 31 West Tweuly-Thtri* Stwit, New York.

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Among tho thousands or testimonials of cures by Dr. Milos's Now Heart Cure, is that of Nathan Allisons, a woll known citizen at Glen Koi'k, Pa., who for years hud shortness of breath, sleeplessness, pain in left side, shoulders, smothering spells, stc.: one bottle of Dr. Miles' New Heart, Cure and one box of Nerve and Liver Pills, cured him. Peter Jaquet, Salem. N. J., is another witness. For twenty years suffered with Heart Dieease, was turned away by physicians as incurable, death starod him in tho fa.-e. could not lay down for fear of smothering to de'lh. Immediately after using

New Cure he felt better and could lay down and sleep all night, and is now well man. The New Cure is sold, also free book, by Nye.fc Co.

Ouarnntctul Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you aro afflicted with a cougli, cold or any lung, throat or chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving It a fair trial, and experience no'benefit, you may return tho bottle and havo your money refunded. We could not make this offer did wo not know that Dr. King's now discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottle free at Nye .fc Co.'s dcug store. Large size 50 cents and SI.

Xcwnpnitern Endorse.

"Educators ure certainly the greatest benefactors of the race, and I, arter reading Dr. Franklin Miles' popular works, cannot help-declaring him to be among the most entertaining and educating outhors." Ho-is not a stranger to our readers, as his advertisements appear in our columns in every issue, calling attention to the fact that tho elegant work ou Nervous and Hoart Diseases is distributed free by our enterprising druggists Nye A- Co. Trial Bottles of Dr. Miles' Nervine aro given away, also Book of Testimonials showing that it is unequalled for Nervous Prostration, Headache, Poor Memory, Dizziness, Sleeplessness, Neuralgiu, Hysteria, Fits, Epilepsy.

Tho laws of health are taught in tlie schools but not in a way to bo of much practical benefit, and are nevor illustrated by living examples, which in many cases might easily bo done. If some scholar, who had just contracted a cold, was brought beforo tho school, so that all could hoar tho dry, loud cough and know its significance see the thin white coating on the tongue and later, as the cold developed, see the profuso watery expectoration and thin watery dischargo from the nose, not one of them would ever forget what tho first symptoms of cold were. The scholar should then be given Chnmberlain's Cough Kemedy freely, that all might see that even a severe cold could he cured in one or two days, or at least greatly mitigated, when properly treated as soon as the first symptoms appear. This remedy is famous for its cures of coughs colds and croup. It is mode especially for those diseases and is the most prompt and most reliuble medicine known for the purpose. 50 cent bottles for sale by Nye & Co.

Lano's Family Medicine moves the bowels eoch day. Most people need to use it.

All those knowing themselves indebted to me for 1891 please call and settle. L. Bisciioi'.

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BI.AIU,

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An Illustrated book| entitled Guide to Health and Etiquette," by lydla E. Pinktiani. Is of great value to ladles. We will present a copy to anyone addressing us with two 2-cent stamps,

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AND PLUMBICItS

Employ only experienced workavei and lest each job thoroughly and to the satisfaction of tho Natural Gas Inspector, Wo assure you that if your orders aro left with us, tho work will bo done properly nnd carefully.

Wo carry largo assortment of Natural Gas Fixtures. In addition to Pipe and Fittings wo havo Burners for every Bize stove, grate or furnace. Logs Grato Fillings and everything necessary for grato or stovo. HenieiuLor your connection with tho Company's line i« •nado bv us free of cont.

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Store

For Good Goods And Low Prices

When yon want you will Uml—

Krcsli tuli oysters, celery cranberries, crackers, sweet und sour plckels, choice eatliiK aiul cooking tipple, home made sutirlirour, iiwW Sorghum nioluses, Maple Syrup, new honey, Jersey sweet potatoes, lull II ue of dried and canned KOOIIS, plain and prepared buckwheat llour, all klties of nuts, figs, dates oranges and baunnus, and a Mr line of

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jFrcsb Bread and Cakes every Morning

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We -. ill treat you right. Goods delivei ed to any part of the city.

R. E. ATKINSON.

410 East College .Street, nearPlutn Street,