Crawfordsville Daily Journal, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 2 December 1891 — Page 2

ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta

fentlv

yet promptly on the Kidneys, •iver and Bowels, cleanses the sysem effectually, dispels colds, headUies and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the jnly remedy of its kind ever protkioed, pleasing to the taste and ac. ecptahle to the stomach, prompt iu its action and truly beneficial in it.eflects, prepared only from the nwsi healthy and agreeable substances, ih tnanv excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known.

Syrup of Figs is fcr sale in 50c And SI bottles bv all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not, have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try is Do not accept any substitute.

CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CG SAK .-'HAHCISCO.

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LOUISVILLE. Kt HEW YORK.

WEAK, NERVOUS PEOPLE. Ml. U.r.iTiW-Tl.'.fi l-Ufln'NK. NKfir JifLT ,«.•»«

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V? at home.' Mrs. Smith sent *7 torn tins "-or Wardrobe ami ullowcn me to send poonle who answered tuv iidveriisenienw Ut see her lountrv lor wlik-h I pave a commissi)'ii.

Inch avi'raui'iv-Krt) per week. ]f\ou wlii do tiR-same in your district si-nd for loriiw to ALFUKUO.LKS. 4T0 Myrtle Ave., :»ruofciyn. N.

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.AirANTKD—All persons who'can enok and

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I Kike tiwud tor th».« West eookintf stove the world. $15 and K'O. 'Terms, 10 per cenl. discount cash with order, buiane^ lu ou days. Ai«kkkd C«lks, .VJO hiIiHVMMK\ ftrooklyn, N. V. IH, L!».lv.1\w.

FOR SALE.

Notl'cos under this head one cent a lluo a day. Eijrht words to a line. Nothing- les* than 10 -.cent* taken. Cusli lnadv »nce, please.

TJX)K AM5—Forty acres of land iti }hirk township. Address \V. K. g^»n street

ljXUl SA LE—f kiahuma Information. Jlureau t.'a, Land and Town Lots iiee. How and kind of laud to select. How and what wlU •prow, HO. Valuable Information to make and sa\ money. Kemit one dollar, OIAS HEFK. Guthrie, Uklahoma Territory,

VjoTli'lv-l will sol! your house,-'farm, "r J.N any other real estate, or forfeit U""» ^end stamp torreplj. ALHltKDCOLEfs

Ueal F.siate A^reni.

47d Myitle Ave.. Mrooklyn, N. V.

SALE—I'rojurrty.- In Umgview t»Ou^e ot wvun room. t'oo»l ••.'subiv ainl othvr outbuildings. I»t uell set in fruit., luquire at premiss soutiiursi corner of Market and Davis st n-et^.

FOR RENT.

Notice-unticr this iieaa one cent a' .line a da. Eitfnt words to a line. Nothinjir •.than 10 '•eux^ Uken.: Cash in advance,-.please.

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KENT— I'iano in condition. 'A ppiy to J. A. (Jilbert In person or by jKjsial

L"1"!' 1CF.NT:—A house of nwtus, hall, cellar iM-iicrn and woodlwus«s on outh Wulnut street. Apply to 1. N. VauSiekle.

FoH

KENT.-A line male hnjr.- Call 011 Demas Gilbert, lu EnglewKxl, ea.st Main

roU UENT.-Hnuse with washing or other work.

stable. *4. In DR.TII.M:Y.

oK ULNT.— Good house on Grant avenue, t» f(H)in«, ircxHlceliar. stable, eintor/i, well, k'ood eonveniendes None but ^ool, llrst ela?s renter* ne«"l aj.'piy. in«juii^ at Albright's Kfo'ery and tukery. u»

FOUND.

Notices under tlil h'-al free for thre

FillstNl)—A

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days.

black woolen Miawi on \Vat

el between Market and Mnlii. l,o*er

can have by eiilllnir at 1 r. I .a-k.-li's mMl'mer* store.

»Vi it Disgust's.

hat spectacle is more disgusting than that of a man or woman with skin disease which shows itself in pimples or blotches on hands, arms, face and neck? It is simply impure blood. See what lirandreth's 1'ills did for chrome case: (ieorge Chapman. Pincening. Mich. Hays: •'Kor years I was in tho Mounted infantry in the I". S. Army, residing during that time principally in Texas. Almost all of that time I had a chronic skin disease, characterized by an erup tion over the entire surface of my legs and thighs, armsand chest,. The doctors termed it eczema. 1 had given up till hopes of ever being cured, when Bran dret.h's Pills were recommended to me I concluded to try them, and I have thanked God daily since then that did BO. I used them for about thK-e months and by thnt time W.-IH completely curet and have never hail any trouble since.'

Million 1'rlendn.

A friend in need is a frie id indeed and not less than one n.ilbon |eopl have found just such a friend in J)r King's New Discovery for Consumption Coughs, and Cold.—If you have never used this (ireat Cough Medicine, one trial will convince you that it hfis wonderful curative powers in all diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Kach bottle iB guaranteed to do all th is claimed or money will be refunded. Trial bottles free at Nye ,v Co.'s drug store. Large bottles iiUe. and SI (10.

1' or pain in the stomach: colic and cholera morbus there is nothing better than Chamberlain's Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale bv Nye

Co.

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THE WEEKLY JOUHNAL.

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Send iMstal note or money order.

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 2, KSU1.

This Date in History

1517—Hernando Cortes, quercr of Mexico,

con(lioti

"•near Seville, Spain: lorn ltS'ii Jliuvii 4. l.'iill. lie first ., .lnmleit in -MfXim* anil took the capHnl eiiy Aiitf. 13. irc'l. 15K-St. Frimcis Xurler. n|iostie to tlie Indies, ilied uea

Miu'no, China loru he preueht'il in *k.' nuiions uiifl ImiUlziHl ivi persons. l~— Kictiarii .Montgomery, solilier, born in

Austria.

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TiOKI.1). "KUrtnc SuM-M-nri-* frv v.M'i M:tUAvoid lx4ni5 comp^nl'*" "Rilli ft'nJtv flit.i:*''"Jtwi imitations. I'LMTKIC Tltl'SSES I'ull Itll'K'IX OOVCIINTL- S*NI| HIITMP FORM-NMUOD I. DR.W J.RORME.RSMOVIOTO 130 W40ASH Av.,ChirAC5

WANTED-HELP.

Notices under this head tree fur three days.

WANTED.—A

jrirl for irvuera! work

Apply to Mrs. D. II. Juckion, 408 east N jihasli avenue.

7ANTKI—A

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eood aur-egirl :t.t Will NiL-h*

£01 writ Pike street. Applyai once.

WANTKD—f««MX1

irirl t««r mnt»ra) hou-o*

Work. hi.julre at »0^ oust Jetler-on street .. \\7.\NTED-IXI Vol WANI'TII MAKKif.O

MOXTG.IlEKV.

SvorU. Irelantl.: killed in Quebec in 1775. IStXi—liattle of Au^terlitz and ^rent victory of Xa|»lenn. The Austrian* aiid Hu.ssian.i lost 30.1 rt) men. This battlu causetl tho death of William Pitt. 1K2T—Uotn Petli-o, the second and last emperor of lira/.il. born in (lio Janerio. 1S4S—Francis Joseph waa declaretl cuiperor of

IS51—Coup d'etat In I'arls, overthrow of tho republic and beginning of second euipiro. IS59—.Itdm Brown, hanged at Charleston, Va. (now \V, Va.) for "eonspiracy, treason and murder:" born 1?00. ISC?—Albert Dearie Bir.hardson, journalist, died of wounds indicted by Daniel Macfnrlane: iHirn IS13.

IT is pivon out from lii'iulquarters, or jolly noar Lo tJ(|Uiirters, thnt the only thing which will prevent. co-oOneation ill Wabash Collogo next year will be a lack rf funus. Here is a fine opportunity for some, wealthy old dowager to endow a college. Her cat can hunt rats for a livinc, etiHecos rein't.

A KfMBKR of LuPorte soeiotv holies have formed a "skin grafting society." Whenever some poor unfortunate is badly injured they propose to donate j.tieces of skin from their arms and legs to help him out. 1'arty dress is evidently not the fashion in the maiden village of LaL'orte. Lal'orto people have ever been famous for their strict integrity and honor but this 'is getting somewhat ahead of the chariot progress.

So bare faced is the attempted steal of the State Senate in New York by that unscrupulous politician. David B. Hill, who is both Ciovernor and United States Senator, that it moves even such papers as the

Huh,

the ra!l. the

I'nA,

and

Hurler's Weekly, all good Democratic papers, to denounce the burglary in unmeasured terms. The matter is before the courts now and tho Judges, who are also Democrats, intimate that the penitentiary is yawning for some of the participants, in the crime.

If is evident that (.'hauncev M. Depew is one of the rich'.men of the world with perception dear enough to see a truth as big as a mountain. At a banquet in New York city one evening last week he said:

Ve fear the force of socialism, we dread the horrors of anarchy, but they lo not grow from the spouting demagogues. Both come, from real conditions which men of wealth have to meet or to make worse. Kverv employer who uri'iites'tbe impression in the minds of the employes that he is a master ami they are slaves, is a teacher of socialism. Any mr.nwho accuumlates an enormous fortune, and uses his wealth solely for his own enjoyment, does more to propogate anarchy than till the men hunir in Chicago.

SWIFT AVutonr, of the class of '77, and now the editor of the Logausport Jour

nal. speaking of the Presidency of Wabash College, and the kind of a man required for this important position, says: "Considerable interest is being manifested throughout the State on the presidency of NVabash College. Two candidates have ueen discussed, one Dr. Kane, of Lafayette, who is being pushed by I'rof. Smar., President of J'nrdue, and elder in his church, and the oth (ien. .Lew Wallace. Neither one of these gontlemen meet the requirements tho institution. (Jen. Wallace would give to'it the distinction and honor of his name but not the energy and activity necessary. It is with no disresj)eet to those {lentleriien that tho •limriuil insists that Wabash College needs a practical educator of distinction if possible but at least of a mind to give to the college hard work controlled by practical and prudent judgment ami a broad and liberal education. "ivvV"

j)K.\i'SASS CAST itr: CVKEU by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear.

There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inllamed condition of the mucous lining of the Kustachian Tube. When thiH tubo gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the rosult, and unless tho inflammation can be taken out and this tubo restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever nine oases out of ten are caused by^'atario, vhieh is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that wo cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.

F. J. CHENEY .V CO.,Toledo,O. Sold by drugffist. 7") cents.

.\iilivf n/' J/IHMOIUI Itm,

Tlie partnership heretofore existing between \\. li. Lvle. A. K. lteynold and A. J-j. Oriest, has been dissolved by mutual consent. The business will hereafter be conducted under tho firm name of Lyle A' Reynolds.

LTLE, LLUV.NOI.DSAF

Gitiurr.

A l'lctiire of "l':\ny."

MRS. n. It. AI.DKN*.

"Pansy" is the pen naute of Mrs. G. R. Alden, a lady who has written many short stories with a religious tone and edits a child's paper called Pansy. She is a pleasant faced, brown eyed lady of middle age. and is doing a large part of tho religious teaching at Chautauqua. For sixteen years sho lias been working on a life of Christ, recently published under the title of tho "Prince of Peace." She considers this the culmination of her study and life work.

Hold o' llnmU,

Jim nnd Jen that Is you see Over iu tho garden there Lookln how the onions bo

And how tho pea vines'll bear. And tornAtcrs. Jen and Jim— Swingin hold o' hands they go— Her a little thing, and him

Six foot high or BO.

They've been mtirried a pood spell—' An't so younp hain't never been Handsome nor don't do so well

As they might. Had to dig in Gittin the mortgage otT their lot: Livo real close, fer Jim an't worth Overmuch. And yit they've got

Jest a heaven on earth.

I don't know how 'tis might say 'Cause they had it rough and bad Both come up'most any way-

Jen she had a drinkin dad His fam'ly wan't hit concern. Jim was left an orphan 'foro lie was growed, and had to earn

What ho et und wore.

Yit 'tan't that. They sort o' srnilo On this here life, and they wring Comfort out on't all the while

Comfort out o'everything— Out o1 nothln seems as though They don't have no troubles, nor Don't even begin to kuow

What folks has 'em for.

Kor f/iat an't tho hull there's mora. He thfnks she's a reg'lar s:iiut. And sho sets powerful store

Longo'him. It's love. I hain't Never see tho beat. Yit she Knows him and he understands Her. That's Jim and Jen you see

Swingin hold o' hands. —Kmuia A. Opper.

FADS OF THE HOUR.

ROME of the French fashion plates are Introduuingr distinct, if very slight, panniers

PATKYT leather shoes are no ioijger used by fashionable English women for evening dress, a preference boinjr shown for black satin.

Tnrc Japanese white and pold and Chinese bine and red room fads are fading before Egyptian apartments, which are rntesome places full of darlc hing's, serpents, sphinxes and griffins' claws.

Ni:\v spoons for olives retain the form of the teaspoon, but they have perforated bowls. Some of the new large spoons have bowls of silver in tlie shape .of rose leaves. The latest craze is for

Russian enamel. AN Kng-Iish notion of the moment is to tie a six-inch sash ribbon just belnw the waist, crossing it at the bach and bringing it around to the front just below the bust, to finally tie behind in a flat bow between the shoulders and reach in long ends to the hem of the dress

KRKXCII hostesses of country house parties have made an innovation in providing skilled eoiffrurs for their guests. The hairdresser comes every morning from Paris, makes the round of the chateau, and departs in the early afternoon, leaving ui array of poems in coiffeurs behind him—no two alike.

Neve* Judge by Aiipiiurnne*!,

The Summer Boarder—Little boy, I :an't swim. Is the water very deep? The Boy—Naw only op terine neck.

"Ili! This makes me feel young again."

Help! Help!"

"Little boy, why didn't you 'clj nifl you were bnilt like a giraffe"—Life.

I had a severe attack of catarrh and became so dear I could not hoar common conversation. I suffered terribly from roaring in my head. procured a bottle of Ely's Cream Halm, and in three weeks could hear as well as I over could, and now I can say to all who are afllicted with tho worst of diseases, catarrh, take Ely's Cream Balm and be cmod. It is worth 81,000 to any man, woman or chi 14 suffering from catarrh -A. E. Newman, Grayling, Mich.

STATE NEWS.

Interesting Teloarraras from Various Indiana Towns.

(iuv« lllmio Twenty-One yenri. INDIANA ro i.is, Intl., Dec. •!!.—Charles Bisso, the object of the lynching-bee fiasco of Monday night, was on Tuesday sentenced to twenty-one years in the state prisou for a criminal assault upon Blanche Statou, aged Si years. After the experience with themobSher-ilTl.angenbei'g-took the first opportunity to confer with .ludge Cox and the prosecuting attorney. It was decided to run no further risk and to bring the prisoner into court upon an affidavit and information. lie answered "guilty" when asked to respond in his usual brazen tone. Judge Cox then explained the law to him, and stated that its maximum limit is twenty-one years, but that is not any too severe, lie would therefore give him the full extent of the law. The prisoner was handcuffed and taken directly to a neighboring livery stable, where he and his guards entered a carriage and. drove to a rural railway station en route to the penitentiary. Judge Cox in his remarks referred to the mob as an "unlawful assembly." and it is expected thai the grand jnrv will investigate the. case.

AVIU ltecoKllizu Nrithrr Ku

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INMAXAPOMS, Ind., Dec. *J. The trustees of the state soldiers' orphans' home at Knightstown met recently. Iu the regtflar appropriation bill the legislature gave '.1.1,000 as a fund to maintain the home, but in a subsequent special law an appropriation of $15 per month per capita was made. The minds of the trustees are confused as to how they shall be guided in spending either appropriation, and the state auditor will recognize neither fund until the mntter is legally settled. Tlie trustees say that the appropriation of 505,000 is not enough to maintain the home, which now has nearly 700 inmates and officers, but that with £15 per capita it can be done. Tho report shows that the school is a success. Only two deaths occurred in it during the year.

Dentil of I Nit tic M. Ilrown.

Coi.i'Miirs, Ind., Dec. '.'.—Isaac M. Brown, the founder of many ncv spapers and the oldest editor in Indiana, died Tuesday moruing aged nearly 7J. He had always confined his labors to Incdina, having published papers at Bloomingtou, Sullivan, Torre Haute and this city. He was postmaster at Sullivan in lsTli and editor and publisher of the Sullivan Vniou. In ISO- he, while eng-aged iti the printing bus ness at Terrc Haute, packed his printing material, stowed it in the cellar and. with his employes, joined the Sixth Indiana cavalry and was in thirteen of the hardest fought battles of the rebellion..

Destroyed by Fi»^.

INIMANArot.IS. Ind.. Dec. 2.—J. Fisher's livery stable, with six horses, vehicles ami feed, was destroyed by fire recently. boss. S2.000: insurance. 0u. The building destroyed was always regarded with sunerstitous dread, owing to a brutal murder committed in one of the upper apartments in A man named Merrick murdered his wife, placed her body in a buggy, at midnight took her out and buried her 011 the banks of Eagle creek. Merrick went to the scaffold protesting his innocence.

Their Cust'H Continued.

WASIIINOTOV. Ind.. Dec.-J.—The trial of ex-Auditor. Jatnes C. Lavelle and Aaron IIawes, of Daviess county, charged with arson, was set for .Monday iu the Pike county circuit court at Petersburg, 12 miles south of this city. The prominence of the accused had created more 'than local interest, especially when coupled with the strong circumstantial evidence of their guilt. The defendants appeared in court and through their attorneys asked that the cases be continued until March.. Their reouest was granted.

Fonrth-Clan* I'oKtmusters*. Ixil.\N.\roi.is. Ind.. Dee. 2.—A meeting of the fourth-class postmasters was held here to consider proposed legislation in their behalf. They wish an allowance for light, fuel and rent, and an increase of compensation. In the discussion of these matters preference was expressed for a yearly salary instead of commissions 011 canceled stamps. Five delegates *.o the national convention of fourth-class postmasters in Washington were chosen.

IIUCIHMI ine lloit.

JKKFK.ltsoxvu.i.K, Ind.. Dec. 2.- The finest steel hull ever launched in the west went into the liver at .Sweeney's Monday. It is an express steamer for t.'apt. Wiliiam Bay, to run between 1 ronton anil Huntington. (.. "JO miles. '1 he boat is to make the distance in an hour or less. She is 1:M feet long. IS feat beam, built on lines of the celebrated Cashing, with twin screws of ii'J.i revolutions per minute.

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IIAWA. Ind., I)i?e. —The 7 jear*old son of Charles Berrldge was choked to death Tuesday by a hickory nut becoming lodged in his throat.

A couple named lllock wits arrested at I'av (My, Mich., for passing counterfeit $-0 gold certificates.

fell Dead!

'I hose words are very familiar to our readers and not a day passes without the report of the sudden death of some prominent citizen. The oxplanat:on is ''heart disease." This ia reason to be careful if jou have any of the following symptoms: Short breath, pain in side, smothering spells, swollen ankles, asthmatic breathing, weak and hungry spells, tenderness in shoulder and arm, fluttering of heart, irregular pulse. These symptoms mean heart disease. The most reliable remedy is Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure, which hns saved thousands of lives. Book of testimonials free at Nye A- Co.'s, who sellB" Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure.

Deserving I'ralHv.

We desire to Bay to our citizens, that for years wo have been selling Dr. King's Now Discovery for Consumption, Dr. King's New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never handled remedies that sell as well, or that have given such universal satisfaction. Wo do not hositato to guarantee them every time, and wo stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfactory results do not follow their uso. These remedies have won their groat popularity purely on their inorita. Nye & Co., druggists.

DR. HALL'S CALISTHENICS.

IIotT (ho Theory Te*tml by a Vont| Mutt. (Copyrighted by Let) & Shcpnrd, Boston* and {.uhllshed by 6pccinl arrangomout with thera.|

Dr. Hall says those people who are troubUnl with cold f'eot at bedtime ehotild bend over and smartly slap the calves of their legs for about five minutes. This struck a young man who board8 on Essex street to be about as sensible a piece of advice as he ever heard. So he put it to tho test after disrobing himself on Saturday night. Efe bent ovqr and pounded away at himself, and nil tho time made a noise with Ilia

mouth, like the hiss of escaping steam. This noise attracted the attention of one of tlie boarders, and he told the laudlady that there must bo a fire in that room, because he could hear it siz, and could hear an allired snapping and popping going on in there.

The landlady didn't pause to argue. She caught up a pail and plunged for tho place at once. Tho boarder followed with a gigantic clothes brush. Both of them precipitated themselves into the room together. The advent was so sudden that tho boarder who was warming himself had no chance to dodge. And there was too much momentum to the landlady and the other boarder to permit them to recover themselves in time. So there was a collision. The landlady saw it coming and instinctively held the pail in front of her. But the disciple of Hall didn't see it, as his back was to the door and his head nearly to the floor, and before he could look up on hearing the door fly open the visitors were on him, and the contents of the pail over him, and the three, with pail and clothes brush, came down in a crash together. How the landlady extricated herself and got out of that room as quick aa she did will always remain a mystery to the two men who stood there and glared ai each other for some fifteen minutes.

An Abased Roy.

You can always tell a boy whose mother cuts his hair. Not because the edges of it IOOK as if it had been chewed off by an absentrainded horse, but you tell it by the way he stops on the street and wriggles his shoulders. When a fond mother has to cut her boy's hair, she is careful to guard against any annoyance and muss by laying a sheet on the carpet. It has never yet occurred to her to sit over bare floor and put the sheet around his neck. Then 6he draws the front hair over his eyes, and leaves it there while she cuts that which is at the back. The hair which lies over his eyes appears to be surcharged with electric needles, and that which is silently droppiug down under his shirtband appears to be on fire. She has unconsciously continued to push his head forward until his nose presses his breast, and is too busily engaged to notice the snuffling sound that is becoming alarmingly frequent.

In the meantime he is seized with an irresistible desire to blow his nose, but recollects that his handkerchief is in the other room. Then a fly lights on his nose and does it so unexpectedly that he involuntarily dodges and catches the points of the shears in his left ear. At

this he commences to cry and wish he was a man. But his mother doesn't notice him. She merely hits him on the other ear to inspire him with confidence and goes on with the work. When she is through,she holds his jacket collar back from his neck and with her mouth blows the short bits of hair from the top of his head down his back. He calls her attention to this fact, but she looks for anew place on his head and hits him there, and asks him why he didn't use his hatldkerchief. Then he takes his awfully disfigured head to the mirror and looks at it, and, young as ho is, shudders as he thinks of what the boys on the street will say.

Locating an Evil.

A Danbury auctioneer writing a lettor of advice to a young friend, closed up with'the following astonishing information: "The evil that yon do through life will come back to plague you on the day of your death, or, if stormy, on the first fair day thereafter."

A Lingering Joy.

The reason an urchin gave for being late at school Monday was that the boy in the next house was going to have a dressing down with a bedcord and he waited to hear him howl.

Not Particular.

A man who applied to one of our chitons for help for his -destitute children, being asked what he needed, said he wag not particular 'If he couldn't get br^ad he would take tobacco."

BAII.HV

'v llolulitji JlalcH. In accordance with a t.imo honored custom, the Big Four route will soli excursion tickets account Chri t.mas holidays at ono and one-third faro for the round trip. Tickets will bo sold Decomber 24th, 25th and 31st, 1891, and January 1st, 1892, good returning until .January 1th, 1892, affording everyone an oxcellont opportunity to onjoy a merry Christmas and ii happy Now lear. For full particulate call on agents of the Big Four Uouto. G. K. .Robinson, agent, Crawfordsville, [nd.

Paris Pannels are nil tho Nieholson & Son's.

NO MORE DOCTORS FOR ME!

They said was consumptive, sent mo to Florida, told me to keep quiet, no excltomcnt, and no tennis. Just think of it. One (lay I found a little limit called 'Guido to Health,' by Mrs. l'inkhnm, and in it I found out wlmt ailed me. So I wrote to lier, got a lovely reply, told mo just what to do, and I am iu splendid health now."

For tho euro of Kidney Complaints, either sex, tho Compound hns no rival. Mrs. I'iukhain freely answors letters of inquiry. Enclose stamp for reply.

(N•ndtwo2-centitampsforMr*.

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Fry & Nicholson,

13G West Main Street-

Oysters, Celery and Crackers,

Do You Want

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IF SO, CAIili ON

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Christmas Pictures.

Now is the time to have pxtHres taken for Christmas. NlCnOLSON &SON.».

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LYDIH E. PINKHtM'Sc.X*^

conquers all thoso woaknessefl and ailments so prevalent with tho BOX, and restores perfect health.

All DrtiKKists sell it as a stnmlnrd article, or sent by mail, in form of "l'ills or Lozenges, on roooipt of S1.00.

Plnkhim

beiutliul 88'Page Illustrated book, entitled GUIDE TO HEALTH AMD

Lydla C. Plnkham Mad. Oo., Lynn, Mas*.

WILLIAMS BROS.,

Plumbers and Gas Fitters,

Natural Gas Filling a Specialty

Only experienced workmen employed, Prices Low and Satisfaction Guarantedd.

125 South Green St.,

Opposite Music Hall.

-ST A PL E-

bancy Groceries

Of AII Kinds.

Fresh Bread ai.il Cakes Every Day.

Imported Sweet Potatoes

Over GO Farina, Houses and Lots in Montgomery and adjoining counties for sale or exchange.

PERRIN,

Lawyer and Patent Solicitor.

Joel Block, South Washington St., Crawfordsville, ind.

The laws of health are taught in tho schools but not in a way to be of muck practical benefit and are never illustrated by living examples, which in many cases might easily be done. If some scholar, who had just contracted cold, was brought before tho school, so that all could hear the dry, loud cough and know its significance see tlie thin white coating on the tongue and later, as tho cold developed, see the profuse watery expectoration and thin watery discharge from the nose, not one of them would ever forget what the first symptoms of a cold were. The scholar should then bo given Chamberlain's Cough Kjniedy freely, that all might see that even a severe cold could be cured in one or two days, or nt least greatly mitigab d, when properly treated as soon as the first symptoms appear. -This remedy is famous for its cures of coughs colds and croup. It is made especially for these diseases and iB the most prompt and most reliable medicine known for the purpose. 50 cent bottles for sale bv Nye Co/

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MUSIC HALLl

Wednesday. ]\Y.

PRODIGIOUS I'HKSKXTATION

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With all its Surpi isu.j Scenic Kivilura, iaclupuij.' tho

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Who will "crack" a real sulc by tin' bit'.-.t Approved Metlioiis.

Lower Floor, 75. Balcony, 50, (inllery. 35 Cents.

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MUSIC HALL,

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SATURDAY, DEO. 5. Sixth Year.—First Southern Tour.- 'Hie COMKDY BOOMEHS.

W. T. LIZZIE

Bryant&Ricliiiiond

In Hoey's Great Fareo.

KEEP IT :D.A.:R.K:.

I'lider the m'liiaifeinent of

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"Impossible to count tho I/tuglis during tlie 2.V hours of solid fun.

DO YOU GET THERE?

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For BILIOUS ft NERVOUS DISORDERS

Such at Wind and Pain in the Stomach,

WALLACE'S.

RAILWAY TIME CARD.

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Shortness of Breath, Costireness, Scurvy, Blotchee on the Skin,

For Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, ete.

Smiling after

Drowsiness, Cold Chilli, Flushing* of Heat, Lost of

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ACT UKE HABI0, tttimittonliig thB tnnacutor BjftUm, restoring toM-loet W"back MM

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