Crawfordsville Daily Journal, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 20 June 1891 — Page 8
The Soap that Cleans
Most
is Lenox.
Birthday Souvenirs.
it nr.
wi»L Mimmor this IMTUJ -10-- Tu»i! l-t*r p:t". 'urU*.
•'"•WuJj hvnuunl. .-•'Ortii wt-alvh .uutlotu! Hit? couimaud.
JAWAJJC /»f HCjlt
Jincst cabinets in this city
at low prices.
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THE-
Uver Con Cunningham's.
A Pretty Bonnet
Jnstthe Thing (hat You Want,
MRS. WILSON, the Milliner.
27 South Washington.
HUNDREDS
Have experienced the pleasure
and comfort of
Artificial Teeth Without Plates
-AS AI) !5Y-
Gonzales & Galey,
Call at corner of Main and Green Streets, Second Floor.
Chicago
Real Estate
Bargains in Chicago real estate •ian be obtained from F. C. Bandel at his office on the corner of Pike and Washington streets. He has a plat of the town of Griflith which is located near the site of the World's Fair and is selling ofl" lots at prices which will enable you to double your money in side cf a year. Payments can be made weekly or monthly. \JA-.
DAILY JOURNAL.
SA'ITKIWV. Jl'N'F. 'J",
Quiti! a Record.
VaulTI. Hums has an English cherry tree in his yard which is year I Tills vear lit* picked -12 gallons of elegant fruit from it. This is a r«oord in the cherry line which is hard to 1 teat.
Read the Gas Ordinance.
On an inside pace of to-dav's .Toriin.vl will be found in full the gas ordinance as passed bv the city council. 15v reading this yon can lean all about the prices, rules, etc. Everyone should carefully peruse the article as much valliable information may lie obtained which will be of use twxt fall when the gas 'arrives.,
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Of ihosc wanting correct tnn«
nd not miss the train when travei-
ino', 1 wish tn inform them'
that 1 have the correct time. If
vou (impend on the town clock
•von are liable- to lind your
when yoti i^el to the
as it is almost 2 minute* slow.
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207 East Main Street
Do you know that Lazvson, flu
.Photogruphcr, is making the
Will Go Up.
.i -Nvii'otiiilions are being made with l'rotH:ii. the balloonist, to make
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ascensions if re on the second am! third of .Inly. His ascensions and parachute 1 leaps wen.- highly successful, here durjini the last fair and their repetition w.ll not con:e amiss. His prices are
very reasonable, being but s?128 for the two davf.
Oil 1 Fellow:- Enjoy Life.
Montgomery lodge hall was a scone of gaiety last night. Three candidates for the initiatory degree were put through I with great eclat before a large and in
terested assembly. Nearly every local train Odd Fellow was present besides guests from Ohio. Kansas. Newtown, Ladoga, depot, •y^w Hops, Hillsboro. Wavnetown, Cov-
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ington. Shannondaie and Darlington. A choice lunch was served and the occasion made a memorable one in the history of the lodge.
He May be Churched.
Molen Selkr. who had the bloody'. Bcrap with his son the other day, is a! devout Presbyterian and his fall from grace will probably cause him to be churched as the deacons can hardly overlook his profanity and the attempt on his son's life. His son says he did not touch his father until after he fired. He merely put his foot on a club the old man was trying to get to strike him with and that so angered the old fellow that he ran at once for his revolver. His father said never a word, however, when he shot the idolized bulldog.
In Favor of the Old Board,
The old Indiana State Board of Agriculture won its case against the new board, created by the last Legislature, in the Supreme Court yesterday. The court held that the old hoard is a private corporation, no matter to what extent the .State has voluntarily aided it by contributions and appropriations, thus sustaining the decision of the general term of the JIarion county Supreme Court. The new board was created so as to place it under Democratic control. The law creating this new board is declared unconstitutional. Jasper N. Davidson of this county is a member of the old board and so retains his place.
Reception on Shawnee.
Shawnee Mound was a scene of gaiety yesterday and over 150 people attended the wedding reception of A. C. McCorkle and wife at their beautsful home. The dinner served wa.s elegant and ail present were highly entertained. Besides the guests from the neighborhood. Lafayette and other .surrounding places were Mr. and Mrs. Win. Meliarry, Ade Meharry ami Jessie Mi-harry, of Tolono. in.. Mrs. Dick, of l'hilo." 111., Adam .Smith and wife, of Wea. Mr. Barker, of (ireenhill. and Mr. and Mrs. William Martin, Arch Martin. Charley Martin.
Levi Martin. Dave Martin, Mark Hays. Mrs. Ed Reynolds. Miss Martin. Har"ey Wilkinson and Bei: Warbinton, of Craw-
Everybody Satisfied.
Hevt-ral days ago a well-,to-do farmer brought his watch to a certain jeweler for repairs, lie partially paid for it at I the time but when he obtained the watch
A nil hundreds more are inakiur up their ,, ... again the jeweler asked tl.i.i more. 'munis to investigate tins Wonderful
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-•liins anil ce what there is in it. This the farmer refused to pay whereup- over its head. Joe rushed hastily to on the jeweler declared lie would sue the spot where the child fell an
him for the amount. The farmer proceeded to a lawyer stated the case and declared that he would pay 820 before he would pay the?1.2.". The lawyer advised him to pay it but when the farmer prayed obstinate he yielded and took the case. He accepted $5 as a retainer and cordially slapping the farmer on the back assured him that he would never hear of the case again. This pleased the old gentleman and he went away chuckling with glee. The lawyer proceeded at once to the jeweler anil paying the 81."25, pocketed the extra $3.7!).
The iMdlf.K Delighted.
The pleasant effect and the perfect safety with which ladies may use the liquid fruit laxative, Syrup of Figs, under ail conditions, make it their favorite remedy It is pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle, yet effectual in acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels.
—Eastlack McKeen ham.tle tlie leail ng bicycles. tf.
THE GAS GETIStt.
Wizard Illyc-s Tells: Hav He Proceeds to.-J Discover G.t=.
Hiiiiged. uncouth, not overly clean and entirely too fragrant, smoking a \eterau.
pipe and
expectorating oil
ins
own un
kempt beard, with a faraway look and a
lazy,
slouching, manner the redoubt
able gas wizard stands upon the court house corner. He is a character his way neither very simple, very bright nor very crazy but a mild composite of all three. Where he came from, how lw lives, or how he ever attained Ins present worthless character, it is impossible to Kay. but lie is a full-blooded, registered crank, sired by a lontf haired man and is dammed by a short haired woman. 11 is name, he says is lliyes and he has beell in Crawfordsville before. lie carries a huge bunch of credentials which lmyiv been palmed o!V on him by practical] jokers as the following sample would' bear witness:
KOKOMO, 1m... Feb. HI. l.V.MI.—7'o lhr (.'hiwrlt MilitautTins is toccrtifv that Brother Jllves has been a member of the Kokomo congregation of gas getters and is by these ))reseiit recommeiuled to a:iv similar congregation to whom he may present this letter, lie can draw gas hke the Indian doctor draws teeth, I Yours in Faith.
KEV. WiLUi: I'adi.I-os. I
"Yes." exclaimed Illves proudly. "I am the only gas getter alive. No other man ever lived and no one will live after me who will get God to let them into the secret like 1 did. It took a 'od deal of oily work to work him but 1 did succeed at last and now have the dead wood on all the natural gas in the intestines of the earth. I have showed S eighteen towns where to get it and they all know that I've the stuff there. That's where I got all these recommends here.
None of them know how I tell where the gas is though. I've had the folks follow me around for weeks expecting to see me crawling around on the ground smelling all the cracks, lint I've got too many cracks in my old head to try a scheme like that. How do I get it? Why, I've got a little machine which I made under the supervision of the allwise Father of the Universe. All I have to do is to blow in it and the gas comes, that is I can tell where it is. There is a place ten roils from this court house where you could get gas if it wasn't under a store, but there's plenty of other places and if this man Ramsey who is going to blow in §60.000 will give me S500 I'll blow in my machine and show him where to dig. I tell you I've got Divine instinct and can't fail."
:. Planted a Boy.
A weird story comes in frfflu the vicinity of Wesley. James Parker, who occupies the old Garret Harlow place was plowing up a field with three teams. One of these became frightened and ran olT tearing down upon another team harnessed to a sulky plow ujjon which snt the peart little eleven year old son of Mr. Parker. The runaway team struck the sulky plow throwing the little youngster out into the furrow. His team then started rapidly on and the plow sticking into the ground turLed the earth over on the boy burying him like a potato. Fortunately the other men in the Held saw the accident from a distance and after hunting around a while found the place where the young man wa.s buried. They then lost no time but dug him out before he had time to sprout. Beyond being a little short of breath and having a mouth full oi mud he was none the worse for the accident.
Hoskins'Hands Full.
The many friends of Joe Hoskins in this city will leain with regret that he has departed from the path of truth. The Brazil JVme. repeats one of his tales as follows: "Thie morning as Joe Hoskins was driving out of Centre Point ho witnessed a murderous attack of a vivicious cow upon a little baity. The child was toddling along the roadside near its home when the cow suddenly rushed at it, caught lion its horns and tossed it about fifteon feet in the air'
YES! YES! YES!
PEOPLE SAY
The Best Ice Cream Soda Water,
Ever Drank
Is at THE FULTON MARKET.
And our ICE CREAM is said to be
The Finest in the City.
For a Cold Drink or a Dish of Ice
Cream go to the
ifted
it in his arms. Its mother hurried to it bill fainted, leaving Joe with a frightened team, a mad Cow, and injured baby and an insensible mother on his hands. However, assistance came soon and it was ascertained that the child sustained no broken bones but is badly bruised, and probably injured internally."
Jtcuure of Ohittneiitx 1'or Cnturrh That Contain Mercury as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's' Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cherey & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you got the genuine. It is takon internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. "Cheney Co. ISTSold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
KILTOX J1AKKKI'.
J.C.Wampler.
Will Manning's family moved toTerre Haute yesterday. Miss Yick Kritz will return home from Indianaiolis to-day.
Mrs. James Alfrey, of Crawfordsville. is visiting relatives here. Hadley McCowan moved yesterdav in the house vacated by Will Manning.
Will Shepherd is very low with the consumption at the residence of his brother Frank.
A crowd of Hockville lads and lasses took in the city yesterday enroute home from the Shades.
The Young People's Heading Circle will' meet at the, residence of 11. E. Khoades Monday.
Elder W. S. Campbell, of Hushville. will preach at the Christian church tomorrow and to-morrow night.
E. L. Lucas, the Blooniingdale 'photographer. will move his gallery here next week. He is a iirst-class artist. Watch for his arrival.
Mrs. Pinkey Jones returned home to Independence. Kansas, yesterday. She was accompanied as far as St. Louis bv her sister. Miss Sallie Moore, who wii spend Sunday in the city returniiit. home Monday.
Herbert Travioli. of Terre Haute,came in from Frankfort last Thursday evening and made it known that he wanted to ride the Oriental Goat. The Princes assembled at the Moslem and the Conn cilwas opened in due and Oriental form, Pilgrim Travioli was then admitted to jour Oriental Kealins. Having been initiated and elected to the office of U.
P. W., he made us the best speech it has ever been our pleasure to hear.
A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes— 40 Years the Standard.
Delirious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable and Wholesome. iKo otiet bakioe oowdec doQ|suc^ work*t
THE
TRADE PALACE
Iy now being filled with
NEW SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS
Carpets, Draperies of all Kinds,
STAPLE AND FANCY DRY GOODS
The largest Stock ever ollered in this market.
We Make a Specialty of Dress Goods and Trimmings to Match. In Fact we keep Everything in the way of
Dry Goods, Cloths, Cassimeres.
We have the Finest Milliner in the State, who is now in the Markets Selecting New Goods for the Spring trade and will lie on Hands in Due Time.
D.F. M?(ME.
TRADE? PALACES
The Finest Canned Peaches,
The Finest Canned Peas,
The Finest Canned Plums,
The Finest Canned Apricots.
From an Iceberg!
The Finest Canned Pine Apple (sliced.)
CA
The Finest Canned l'ine Apples?gmtfei.
The Finest Canned Saimor..
The Finest Imported Sardines,
The Finest Bottled
ENSMINGER!
South Side of the Court House.
THE POSITIVE CURE.
ELY BBOTHKR8. Wim BU. New York. NmSOc
Oliver,
The Finest Corned Beef.
Any person knows that all the above goods are better wheretky are cool and refreshing at this season of the year. I have full lire of these goods in the "Finest iceberg" Refrigerator the City. When you want a can of Strictly First Class Fruits come tn o::| Store. We have the Best. Call and see "the Iceberg".
SPRING SUITINGS
In all the Latest Styles.
Colman & Murphy,
2CC E Main 3d Door from Gr ee
We Have a Beautiful Lire!
-OF-
Fine Books
Suitable lor Commencement Prizes At Very Low
ROBINSON
&
prices!
WALLACE