Crawfordsville Daily Journal, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 28 June 1890 — Page 3

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A "PAIR "OF SNOOKS.

They Triad tho Blood Tester at Coney Island.

S fraud and a 'delusion, tlio averiiRo dime museum takes tlio lead. Cone

Island, when that so-callod pleasuio resort is in full blast, has more than its sharo of thein, and tho following is ono

of tho many swindling panins that aro practiced on the pleasure seeker by these sharpers: Two brothers. Tom and Hill Snooks, who had been in New York but a short time, went to Coney Island one hot day last summer. They had wander'*! around aimle.ssly for over an hour, in a vain endeavor to lind something to amuse them, when they observed, near the Iron I'ier, the (flaring posters of a dime museum which proclaimed that, for the ridiculously small sum of ten cent.s the public could view many startling curiosities, among which wore a case of bona fide ossified man. a picturesque tatKM.wd man. etc., etc., etc. The vouiiff men hastily separated themselves from ton cents apiece, secretly re^rcttintr that they had not taken an earlier boat, as they (Irmly believed that it would take a vast amount of time to view the many curiosities mentioned on the posters.

Their disappointment was by no moans small when t!iey entered tho "grand enrio hall" and found that all the curiosities in the place consisted of a fat boy, who was sound asleep with his mouth wide open, which resembled an open coal-hi )e in the sidewalk a Circassian (Ave. A) L'irl who made a herculean effort to flirt with tlietn: a nojrro *vlioso limbs wi'r'1 attached to his 1K*1V upsido down, but which earned the high titlo of '•Ciuyascutis," and a half-starved dwarf. liill a'ld Tom were thoroughly dissrustfd. which was augmented at boing braced by the Ciiiyaseutis for "a chaw liv terhac.ker."

They proceeded to the next room, called the "Thoatorium" by the proprietor. A young man with a dissipated face and a curied back was viciously pounding a piano, while one of tho "star" actresses, gaudily dressed (to a surprisingly limited extent), was executing a most ditjicult dance, the grand secret of which swci'il to be to ooino down very heavy on both feet and turn around swiftly.

The duncr ha,l scarcely ceased when a nan t:|«i:i whose face the shades of an everlasting and horrible curse seemed to have settli-d, touched Hill on tho shoulder. I!" was a small man with a sijuare face. bally marked by small-pox. Hi' had an eccentric way of looking at a man. which at once convinced the man looked at that kind had Providence deserted him and w:is not on his side that morning. "Have you se-en I'xlison's latest invention?" he asked, in a husky voice, at the same time lavishly bestowing acast-

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iv Tin: K.IT BI' nnt js.voiv iron look on' the Uvo brothers t: it would throw an ordinary tiircr inti a tit. "1 don't till ill wc. .have," answered llill. timidly, "Weil..••you dcu't nam. .o miss it. COI:H- aion ::n .I ",i to youi" lie led -ie'iii into a ro-.m. vvhen:•'pon a t:i!)|.' ivus1 played aeont.:rivaiic wiiicli lie caljeu. "iilisoivV Hloi.-] Tester.' I ii "simnlwAHair.••,,pnsistini of two hoii.Mv conui'.Med by a .sluijjt ieee of riililler (ubin! Ont! of the halls \v:ts t'.liiil with a l.irijrht red I'uid. rosetr.bhn:- bu.'ol. TU,* inuseum tiian explained (hat by takin'sr toe two ria.« balls in the hands the fluid would r:.n from one the other, the foroe injdicatinjj tlx ..f the blood. If [it ran swiftly the bhxKl wa.^ in (fixidcondition. whei*e:'.- if it it :i ni.\sseil'^er-

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pait on. the man didn't haw nioro jtl an t.hriM' weeks t-o li\i^. A small card. |jromineutly displayed, [bore the following tale:

THIS IS KIlISoN'S ni.rrlli TESTEK. TUY IT. So llAl: r~ Thrf' men. with faces smr^estlu.. of rime, immediat-eiy '..-^an testiiur their ^•1°°^. aad ^'eriHHl hi rhl.v pl«ksel at finding it in a.s goml condition as the tester indicat^Hi. Hill and Tom wero urged to try it, and a.s it did not cost iny thin.ET, t.iioy also found wit the exict condition of affairs in the Interior. .lust as they wore leavinp. tlHi dltno nusoum man said: ''Now, gentlemen, tin? charge for olaininjr this valuable information is snly fifty rvnts ea'-h."

The three men promptly [/aid fifty 'ents «ich. one of them remnrkinir that was well worth that. amount, to find

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the condition of his bltHni as he had lad crave doubts about its evact sliapts, and that now he oould real. easv.

I shmild say it «as cheap." remarked another. "V,by, 1 paid Dr. Ixomis- four lellars almut thrry yeai-s apo for this tiling."

It is ntS'dlKis to say that the threo !.er, were in with ibe swindle. "Well, don't pay a bloody cent," said very emphatically. "Nor 1," said Tom. "You're a set of [•'"Hi-suckers!"

What!" oxclaimod UirlTinVe'Tfiuseum "i, with virtuoi:s^i*^jij_Tnutj0IU "have

~"-'/inuiirnuuon, **nav

1111 O""*tho chet-k^j come in here,

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-•W'y-HEN there's a card right

your oyos saying what it will cost? hir! 1*11 not stand it!"

Murmurs of "It's a sharno to choat the man," from tho three. Hill and Tom looked at the uard. It now read:

TIMS IS EDI.iON'S nLOOl) TESTER. TI:V IT. ONI.Y nrrv TENTS. "Are you fellers going to pay up?" asked the museum man, in a low, prophetic tone. "Not much," said llill, grimly.

Tho museum man slid out of tho room. Hill and Tom were warned by

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the three men to "pony up" quick that tho museum man had gone for the Imuncer. who was a regular slugger, who us*4 to be a prize-fighter, etc..

He re-entered the room with a man fully six feet three and broad in proportion. "Where are they!" yelled thehouiKvr, in a James Owen O'Conor tone of voice, which awoke the fat boy, and that individual waddled to the door and looked lazily on. The bouncer grabbed Hill by the collar, and shaking him violently, shouted: "Is ilis dor slob?" "Yes. but give 'em one more fJianno. Now. are you fellers going to pay? Kememlier thi-s is your last chance," said the proprietor.

Hill was wrapped in deop thought, as if undecided what to do. In the meantime the lounc'r was gotting very impatient. and it rmjulred the united strength of the three men and tho fat boy to hold him bark. Hill observed that actual measurement would result in obtaining the information that tho bouncer was fully three foot, across tho shoulders. lie mentioned this fact in an undertone to Tom—and then they paid fifty cents each.

When once again out doors, neither spoke for several minutes. Finally Hill, with a mighty effort, said: "Tom."' "Yes." said Tom. "We've been swindled—most mitragoously." "Yes." repeated Tom. "Now, Tom. raise your right hand to Heaven—a little higher—that's it." and right there, before a crowd of astonished onlookers, they made a solemn vow never tn enter another dime museum as long as they lived. Lewis M. Swift, in Texas Kiftings.

A I'erllucllt Oue*tl„u.

It was little Dot's first visit to a farm, and she went with her aunt to soe how tho pigs were fed. Tho little ono gaaed in astonishment at the young (xjrkers for a moment, and then, placing her hand on her curly hair, she said reflectively: "Auntie!" "Yes. dear." "Docs Wput all the piggies' tails in curlpapers?"—The Jury.

Against (lid WllL

"Dennis, I hoar that you havo hron drinking apiin: if you ean*t do bettor I shall have to let .you jro." "Sun*, sir. it was a^aitvst. mo will that I got off this timo. sir." "Xonswnso! no man ean do things against his will!"*

Dennis (gnwpin? at a straw)—Fuith, I had a brother who wint to prison against his will.—Tho .htrv.

A Wotidrpful I'rrak.

In Iierlin a gentleman walking on tho street with a younjr c'hild met an iwquaintance who ashed: "Wliat a pretty child you haw ^ot there:"' "That," ^vas the reply, "is un infant prodipv. That child is three years old and has not, yet bemin to play on the piano."—Texas Siftinirs.

After Dark.

Mr. Middlr irv-\Vb:it. happy I :hat is! !lotr him wliistlin^ on tlu* way home. .v.

Mr. —V(*s. happy Uy he's po afr iiii ho: iiu id^a what he's %v I is 1111

Mr. Mi-'-.NVjiat. _KO »p.« him OP tht* t-uno? 'Mr. V.-•••Ftyir afraid to off of

A'' ICxeit TI IU.

.,S* Ki'II 1 m,'«!m*:ma, mamma! th^r^'s a mad doir tr«.-»t. and rv lwiy is ruiuuriL'':iiv^ tho hour's. "MainiUii j'iis-hing U). t*j* window)— \Vh*reV. win r»»?

I"iy-~ I/.tok out! IHKILT*' down!

Got under tlif. :'ofa! A policeman i.s irif*" to shoot.! The Jury.

Great Nrvo.

**11»k lias a torribb* nervr.*' Chuniph'.itrhV" i's. hy. that fellow wa* nHmftpinc- travrdinjr •Ilamlet'troupe out in Kansas onc«». and, whon tho Rudicnoo called for the author at, the ciow? of the play, Oiiumpb'.vrh wont before the curtain and Innved."—N. V. Sun.

lle Still lliid a Grlcraaf*.

.kmes— You loo't as mad as you did last winter when you wexo d'wn on tlio ice. lirown—Well. I am as mad a»i I was the.n. The only difference i.s now I'm down on the ice man.--Tuxas Sittings.

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Tompi'rsiiHx? ^fisstonary— And 'UKNei Jou: livi^ and drink liquor? Mrs. O'Tooh* Itloss y'sowl! 1I«' hu.su't ticlKnl a drap f**r thra^v* yimrs.

T. M.—That's a pood thin# for you. Mrs. 0*Toole—A #ood thinj is ^t'J x^n, me as has !een a widder ovftr sineo Miot day. an'wid live rhildnr to support.— Life.

Nu. ISO.—A Llttiriu-y "crow WonL My flret Lj in Tusso, Ixit not in DoUe&ti 31y Hecond Ui Shakespeare, but not In Gulzat My thtnl is In GntniibeU, but not In MncauJay My fourth Id in Milton, but not in UaieigU My fifth Is In liaoon, but IKA in Sterne My sixth is In Ltsuing, but not in Iiurns My vftnth In Coleridtfv lut not in Scott My eighth is in Hawthorne., hut not in Walt My uintii l« In Swift, lut iiot in Tennyson My tenth i.s in Thaukcr.&y, hut not in Emerson My eleventh is in PtisoaJ. hut not in IV FVe My twelfth Jn Uoetho, i»ot la Martinuau My thirteenth In Montaigne, but ootinVol taJiv

My fourtooiith in in Tynd/iJi, but not in Moliera Tho wlii wiLs wriueu, as yvn will soe, I3yth! hajvJ which jietmol the "i burthen Chine*?."

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7 a 9 Out seve-nteen slips of cardboard, And pi/urn them on a table to form six squares,

OH in tho dijwrmn. It is now required to takeaway live of the pieces, yet. to le?\ve three perfect squares only.

No, 1 RA.—-Cli{imW.

Wml my lirsL. fond lover, In a maiden's eve »S*ek uae in the ireful,

Or 11K« summer .-»ky.

my nv-ond At the ernwded hnll. Krom the ol^ cliurvh t/nvor

Mcar iiM .^ilemn e/dl.

Kru»wn to and story,

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luus llov.-ii my fame

Whn!e is a dainty llower— ¥*jvi luive he u*d my name.

N»v. IXD.-h.V ChMM»r Civmliiuation Fifty Is iny first.. Ami nothing is my My tliini just makes my whole. Put all my ports togetlier, My friurth's thinning ot' the entl, As everyone must know. My fifth will change tlie end to rend. My whota i.s Uit a beau.

Nik. liHX—JIU1.1.M1 Trci's.

1. Always do a klnil deed whenever it la in your )%v,:r. Will yirii rtx'l my sill: for me? ,'i. TIMSC S.AIIHIS must lx!echoes, reverber­|ets ating fr:n otJver echoes. •L "How did your foot receive such a severe scald, l'lnKut!1" 5. "Cousin Emmn. iJvi.se not nuestion ine."

TL. "1 mijijiect YIHI, Krnust, OF a misstep in Einnm's dominions." 7 and S. "And I siu^jieet you, pa'sl'avorito son. of using mnbrclla.s which are borruwwl." 0 and 111. "CV.'ise, [Hiice, darlings,"' said little Xc-llle, "and I will owe you my thanks."

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IV'he.'wl a storj- and leave a liiji'.or 1x5he.ul to labor imd lejive a liquid: liehead linislii'd and leaw a numlier: hche.nl to list ', am] Iejivo a [Virt ot the Ixidy.

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Acr^vss: i. .She^pfokls. 2. A wortl used to denoten rt ui in Kin^in^j. 3. To 4. To shun. 5. A concert room. iXm-n: 1. A ^»n»onant. 2. A !*one. 3. A lev(.'ra^ 4. nfLino. o. An exvption. •'».

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O ot e!i ni» lit pri^neni Hntt cnieifatily snebd ot i'!it dwms ntth

Ihin "t ki*lo 11.wit het kMi-vsve:U Imt^roh Toni lj«.*t ivys ilop». «»s Imel?

(tot ItM-ff ti.'ly::r fwr S.i flit eiibriilo rinsing'IKVIVO no hot rote, Ho hrt, ct*,tlus piii^-ip eirt wordsy wrirh, H** het vond taht. sisl i' roinf etfi slitetUrrrb: ]+.

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Wnl«! dnvn »iw himdnvl wit !i four nines.

V4\1w to lt« Tulio.ii Literally*'. tiwrclwuit: ix Uilx»» hoor uf e. If cm tiiw I XT you SIKRIUI O ^ULD F'J AP Your N riinui^' f*jr ^ivitaibaok v, Tako our tvlrkxx *««.• stroi^htwHy oct and artvertl I YCRJ'II LLINL tiwi of f. N'trkvl iTrfter DO «C cj. IW» wts»? tu tnc« -proljtvr your 1 a a a. A tfih'jit UISUMVM ikxtfi de k. —Muusj-'y's Weekly.

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No. 1NU.—Helnis for Liuk* Folic: Vico brings niitL Nix 1M.—A I^UIIMIUS Allosa BODhour.

No. IK2,—IXwbie ^Voroetio: A E I I O I E

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No. 1N"». (Vjinindrunts 1. H«» halts when lie iijarehcs MTH! «,SUI,I, eve.r stand :it wise. 2. At. the jn'int o| the bayonet A. Of Cor»buin. -4. lietyr.iHe tiri*^ Ixtau* everything, but a dmmttier UytLst:nu\ a. I^^ULSOthey do iH-t nit.eni'h xlirr. Irut *!y what comes between iheui. 0. Th« Bridge of Size. 7. Noise.. litv-Mr th^v jiri« .ilivnys erossing lh* line and uoin^c from pule to pole.

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Yuit ri::«l It In l.cpt! 1'aperM. The abbreviation "ss" is a eontniction of the Latin word ••scilicet," which Is itself contracted from "scire licate," neitlier of wliich has more than «me "s." Thw word entire, or in its abbreviated itate, eiuivalent to the old Eugtish "to wit,*' still tisal to some extent in doenm- .nts, the design in both being dimply to call atteutiou to what follow*.—St. Louis Republic.

The sc^rvant girl question is agitating Austnilian hiusewives just now, and in Melbourne arlubof ^"Wwonu-n hits been orgauized import domestic servants from Euglaud.

A .Serup af

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It was just au ordinary scrap of wrapping paper, but it saved her life. She was in the last stages of eonsumptioti, tokl by pliysiciaus she was iueurable and could roi live only a short time sho weighed less that seventy pounds. Oil apiece of wrappiug pajer she read of Dr. King's New Discovery, and got a sample bottle it helped her, she bought a large bottle, it helped her more, she bought another and grew better fast, continued its use and grew strong, healthy, rosy, plump, weighing 110 pounds. For fuller particulars send stamp to \V. H. Cole, druggists, Fori Smith. Trial bottles of this wonderfu Discovery Free at Xve A" Co.,druggists

Bowel* irregular and constipate.I. resuiting in pile*, avoided by taking Simmons Liver liemilator.

—Attend the luce curtain sale this week at Abo Levison's.

—Now is the time to order your uew sni for commencement of .Snodgrass Murphy, the popular tailors.

he worst attae.is of indigestion Simmons liver regulator never fails to re. lieve.

F.xcursion to Iii(Iianii|iolls. On July 1 the Big Four will sell tickto Indianapolis and return for $1, it bfina the oeeasion of the unveiling of the Hendriek's monument. Tickets good only one day.

To Cure Ilcart Disease

Use "Dr. Kilmer's Ocean-AVeed Heait, Remedy. It regulates, corrects and relieves the most distressing cases. Price 50 cents and 51. i'ainphlet free. Uinghampton, K. Sold, recommended and t'uarunleed by Lew Fisher.

wHy Wili, vor fou^h when Shlloh's Cure will give you immediRte relief Pl.ce, 11.1 cento. 5u cents and SI. Mofiett Morgan A Co.

—You cou buy more goods at thegroa mark dowu sale lor SI than you can go anywhere elso for 52. Louis liischof.

To Cure Kidney Troubles

Use "Dr. Kiln ers Swamp-rout Kidney, Liver anil Jila-id-t Cure." It relieves i|tiicKlv and cuies the most ehz'onic and I'OIIIJ

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jHTlonn. A -M iant. niamond. A Ictte.r, firf auttuuis an jUK-ient find iniimviiixl kin^ a bad spirit an heir k*u-.tr.

li..'at*i eases. Price fiOc. and 51. Pamjdilet tree. Bhighampu.n. N'. Y. Sold, reommended ami guaranteed bv Lew Fisher. •.•:

It never failed to cure iiV=/v.j^i \i:ui liver complaint. lake Simmon's Liver lb'gulator.

No sounding phrases or loolish boast in are needed to draw attention to Van erts' Balsam for the luiics. A claim :s

mu''e

it that it is the best couirh modi-

cino on the market, every bottle is guaranteed to dnali that it, is claimed and everyone is invited to make a free test, of its merits. Volumes of phrase could not do more to recoimntnd it. than tins. Trial size free. For sale by Lew c'isher.

Special Kruni Kvart, ?lleh. -V. !•"•, I'.nirt. Mirk. I want to -,ay to you that milliard's lliieiimatic Svrnp is. in my opinion. tV greate.-t medicine ever put, up. You are luilv aware how lame and sore was at t.iie time vou advised me try the remedy, my bad and ankles were so sore and lame, and the pain so seven-that I could scarcely m. ve about. Three bottles of this remedy cured me while everything else that I tried failed. It Is a valuable medicine. FRANK V. IIANDV.

I he above statement is true and it affords me much pleasure to recommend this medicine. Q.X. fiituon.

Ask vour druggists for it. Prepared only by KllEL-MATir Svist'P Co.. Jackson Mich.

Interesting to Kurmers.

No '.'.'ass ot people should be carefill In providing themselves with relialde family medicines as tiios- who live far trow physicians.. Van Wert's lialsani for the h.ng-, is iarticulurlv recommended to the tanning community, as It Is wonderfully effective In all throat and lung troubles, and is especially adapted for children, being agreeable to take, perfectly safe and harmless, and yet infallable foi croup and whooping couch. Trial size flee. ForsHe bv Lew Fisher

Acute and chroui rheumatism can be effectually and permanently cured lie the use of Hibbaid's lUieuiiiatle Syrup and I'l isters. For sale and highly recommence 1 by Moffett. Morgan & Co.

Kntlrely Helpless to licHltli. The above statement made by Mrs. S. H- Fold, wife of Gen. Ford, can be vouched for by nearly the whole population of Borunna Mich., her home for years. She was for t*o years a terrible sufferer from rheumatism, being confined to her bed most of the time, her feetand limbs being so badly swollen she could searchnirvp. She was induced to try a bottle of Milliard's Kheumatie Svrnp. It helped her ane two uddltioiial bottles entirely cured her. To-day she is a well woman.

First asl your druggist, should he not keep it we will send on receipt of pri je, 51.00 p-r bottle or six for S5.hu. KnEr.MATu Sl'liCl' Co. Jackson, Mich.

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Attention.

Knights of l'yth'a.s and others desir ous ot attending ihe session ot the Supreme Conclave to beheld at Mil caukee commencing .1 wlv 7, and eoncludini:.Iniv l.'th.

Tlie Mom ti Kotite is desirous that vou notb-e ii,- ui.* ipialed taeiii'ie.s wl.ieii it affords to its patrons, nt fast tune, close connection with lines diverging from Chicago, its tine perfected vestibule equipment and courteous employes aial Its desire to increase your patronage by the comfort you will 'experience during your luruey over the Jbmon lioute riy their instructions to i.gents to advise promptly the number he anticipates will atten.l from that locality that ample provisions may be mad.- to ihsiir- all ha\itig seats, you wiii confer a special favor t.y .-o notifying him at vour eail iest corn-eni.-ni-e, lhat tlruie ni-ed be no failui.' on on, j.iirt to ,-ecure the desired result.

Asid" from the all mil unite via Chlcago, you have the unsurpassed accommodations ah'onled by the Goodricii Line or Steamers enabling you to travel by night or dav on Luke Michigan, and enjov the refreshing tuveze that prevails din ing this season of the Conclave.

The special features of the ollicial programme, as lurnished us. are, on Monday the 7th, the reception ot the Supreme Kepres..ntatives and ollieials of the Supreme Lodge and memneisor the order.

Wednesday the Uth.attia. m. will occur at Cold Springs Park and continue by divisions the entire morning. At ,'t p. ru., prompt, the Grand Field lb-view at Cold Spring Park, af oriliiig grandest military display since the war. At "::iil p. in., at Schlitz Park, the grand prize conceit for all brass bands will be inaugurated.

At :i a. ru., the loth, competitive prize drill will be resumed, and continue until all divisions have participated. In the afternoon a drive about, the city in earrlages tendered to m-uibei of" the Suliiein- Lodge. In the evening at Colo Springs l'aik will be |rodueed the linest, Pyroiecnnie display ever seen in this section ol the country, including a Knight in full armor on horse-back with the shield nf the order, and waving aloft the cmMeiuafii. bannerol the order finely portrayed also a Sine portiai! of the founder of the order, with appropriate Itevices.

At p. i.i. the llth, will o- ura gi prize drill. Saturday. .Inly liih. elor'ng i'*atlK'e 'if the Session. Wl hi eoinjiietiori of the prize drill'bv the com pettiig divisions, aniiounec.iiicr,!. of liiej d.-cisl-ms o|t he judg prizes.

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partical&rfl for home cura, FREE of chM-gn. 1 splendid medical work: shonlil l- r»vid by ev»»7 nun *ho ia oervoue and dwUUt'^d. Addr«6a, Prof. P. C. FOMLElt. BootfuH. conn.

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It i-an lie tfiifn in upot ton or eo»ee,tr ui »r lieleKol"t'o«»d. wUhout tin* khn*vli*d*r«- of jln« patiein, ii iKH-e s:iry lt N uhs'iintelv iij»nnl»^s joid wiil elfeet permanent and -pf-edy iitr.

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