Crawfordsville Daily Journal, Crawfordsville, Montgomery County, 21 June 1890 — Page 2

Some women are "bothered to death" with corsets breaking. There is a bone that never breaks it cant be broken—by wear. The only xvay it can be broken is by bending it back the other way which is never done in \vf:ar.

Don't believe it, perhaps? Very well. Go to your own store and get a Kabo

corset and, if it breaks in a year, cjo back and get your money.

The steels may break— the Kabo never! The store has a primer on Corsets for you.

CHICAGO COESST CO.. CMC*CO and SEW Vorfc

")AILY JOURNAL.

SATUKDAY, JUNE 21, 1390.

Success at

"I don't know whether to go to London or not." "You shouldn't back out, now that suoceas has crowned your efforts." sv "Success? Efforts? What efforts?": "To hoiu a moii.jcie ou your eyr without using yrur li:inIs."—Harper's Hftzar.

Unsolicited Tvfttimoula].

"If I nil wakeful at niglit," said the author, "1 always put myself to sleep by following out, in my mind, the thread of Koine or.o of my stories from the beginning. 1'ivst-ntjy the incidents and characters become cGnfusitl. and the first thing I know 1 am asleep." 'Tha'.'s a faet," said the friend, enthu »iactically. "I can go to sleep over any of 'em."—Chicago Tribune.

lit* Took Or.-at r*aln».

Dissimulating Tutor—Yes, indeed your •James is a very conscientious boy, and takes creat pains with his lessons. Don' you, JarneN/ l'upil V,Y!1. between what lickin's I get Iirrtt anil what-I get at home from pop gtu-ss I'll quit school for the hospital about llieeml of next. woek.--American Grocer.

The Idea!

"I s'pose you read a «reat many book now," vaiil tl»' unsopiiisticatel country farmer iio was visiting his nephew, member of tin editorial staff of a city paper. "I (end a great many books' Good gracious, i'u: I don't read airy. I'm the book revi- wer."—Drake's Magazine.

Tin- Di'.Ilrult.v.

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Tuir.ly, l.hi-y have a custom in Spain that when nnu :idmire anything the owner im mediately pre.seius him with it.

Mr. 'J'mnly 'desperately) -1 admire your hand very much. Miss Yero-de-Vere. "All yes: biU. Mr. Tumly, we are not in S jaiu.

On i2u*in(*s:t

Distinguished Prince it foreign watering place —.My dear jou lire looking so vigorous—so I'hfirmeeM4! Purely you do riot need Uvi'rink \vat«iirc.

American —No, p/ince. This is my t\h suison in Europe. I ain not here for my health t.lm time.— 'h cago Tribune.

lirvoml Kcrii'inptton.

.''Mamma.'* said a little Boston boy. 'Willie .fours is a very bad huv, isn't hey" "Wh. Wiiiiu'" ••M/'Iie use* bad lan^ua^e." "Why, I am surmised. What did he

Bay?" "Pants."—Washington Po4L.

In Original Package*.

Farmer—Conr1 out here to chebars, Miss lk-aeon Street. I want to sh-nr you my new Jersey calf.

Miss BoaeonStreet Enchanted)—Oh.what a lovely little cow! Xow, I vippose that is the kind tint, gives the condensed milk, in't ii?—Somerviile Journal

Outwltlrtl.

Indignant I,r.iKUonl ito tenant of flat)— I thought you Mud that all your children w»Te grown up. and here you're got three noisy babie.s in the house.

Tenaul/—Veh, these are mj grandchildren.— Munsey's Weekly.

*'. vk fl'UHOIlul)lS Dolly fas the .song ends)--Why did tb minstrel boy lake his harp to the war, papnV

Papa j:ru!:ipily)—So that hi might practice where lie wouldn't be heard, I suppose! —(Jhnrr*hma«i.

Tho hur«

'•Pnpn,

Old Man -*H Homethiug 1 want to

know,'' "What. it, my boy*'' '•Wliv is tho moon called she01 "Uevauv, il iy chanjjeabk', my sou.' J'lxchau^e.

"A •»?o*t.iftab|e KXCUM'.-.

"W! s'i he 1 "won you havo robbed and chfab-i' The Arc -»u» -Like all men, your honor. I wiw wixiiv.i.i ro ecure for myself a quiet and comioj tauie old age*.—Fik^euuu lilaet ter.

—Wo arc receiving fresli fruiU and vegetable?) ovory day. Home grown peas, boots and cabbage. Southern cherries, gooseberries, etr. l^ort Lemon bananua« and Ktniwberrieb for everybody. Leave your orders at our storo and wo "will please you,

ENHiriKGF.r. & SEAWHIOHT,

TBLNASTIN WASHINGTON

Drawing Bvarts in the Act of LongSentenoe Evolution.

The Artut Tanka a ricture or IngttlU Oat of the Air and Slmpa It on Paper, but Falls to Capture the ltepoae of the

Senator'* Trousers.

It will bo rcmotnborcd that In my last lottor I related how Mr. Nast was uncorcmonlouslv whisked out of tho Senate gallery a weok ago, whon he Insisted on staying tliore and making pictures during one of tho secret sessions, and how it therefore happened that ho had but half of his last plcturo completed when I went to press. According to promlso mado at that timo I now havo tho distinguished pleasure of submitting tho othor half of that picture, not necessarily to enable the reader to recognizo tho Sonator whoso portrait is

CnAJlACTEUlSTIC SENATOIitAL ATTITUDE

therein completed—for anybody ought to haye known whoso foot and shins thoso were that were published last wook—but as an evidence of Mr. Nast's good faith in the matter and as an Indication that had ho been permitted to remain in tho gallery during tho secret session he would haye mado some very roadablo pictures. "Of course you know who that Senator is." 1 said, as 1 entered the gallery and found Mr. Nast busily engaged upon the remaining h.-.lf of tho picture. "The far-reaching .Senator? Oh, yes," said he, "I have seen him many a time at the Union League Club in Now York. By the way, does ho occupy both tho New York chairs?'' "Bless you, no the other ono is occupied by his eolloaguo." "But it seems to bo vacant most of the time." "Exactly! That is what I say it is occupied by the othor Senator from New York."

Mr. Nast seomed to be very much drawn to Senator Evarts and whon a man draws Mr. Nast, Mr. Nast always returns thecomplimentbydrawing him.

A SKKTCI1 IX IIIiPOSK.

He sat with his eyes glued to tho cynical Senatorial face for a long timo. Presently ho said: 'How aileotionatoly tho Senator treats himself!" "What do you mean?" "Why, see how lovingly ho wraps himself round himself." 'That is not affection, Mr. Nast ho is merely seeking to contain himself, to keep himself from petting away from himself." "Do Senators ever lose themselves?" "Sometimes. Oftener, however, thoy give themselves away." "I thought it was his affectionate nature that mado Senator Evarts hang on to himself in this manner." "No if it woro affection, ho would wrap himself about his neck and prosa himself tenderly to his loving breast. But you see ho only hugs his understanding."

Mr. Nast studied this profound proposition in silenco for several minutes. Then he said: "I don't believe either of us is right

A I.1TTI.K I'llOZK.V OP.ATOUV.

I think 1 have discovered why ho sita in mat involved position." "Why?" "Ho is framing up ono of thoso romarkablc sentences of his." 1 had to admit that tho Senator's atr tltilde—a favorite ono with him—did

w«tn to boar ouc tho supposition and when tho gifted logician, a fow mo*, monts later, began making a speech I! could not but notlco that somo of tho: sentencos boro a striking rosomblanoei to tho portrait which Mr. Nast was making of tho man. I imagined I could BOO them winding their way up and down tho labyrinthlno twlstlngs of his logs, sprinting in tho narrow confines of his thighs, dragging themselves up tho ruggod torraces of spine, excurslng through tho angles of his arms, and ultimately lodging In his head, to bo on tap whon ho should riso and need a good, long sentence to reel out and wind and wind and wind about tho Sonate. "It has been whisporod," said a gentloman sitting noar us, "that Mr.

Evarts has a touch of theosophy In his religion." "And believes In reincarnation?" "I presumo so." "What a tine old tree ho must havo been when he was on earth before!" "Why a tree?" "Don't you notlco how much his mind Is like a tree how his mental sap starts up tho trunk of a subject and turns oft into overy branch, every twig, ovory stem and every vein of ovory leaf?" '^Yes and results in shutting off the light from every shrub and herb boncath it."

This conversation was waxing so 6uperpoetlo that I shut It off by calling Mr. Nast's attention to Senator Evarts' face in repose. At onco his pencil bogan to jigglo through a sorios of odd gyrations. But his mind was not wholly on tho picturo ho was making. Ills injured soul seomod to bo grating its teeth over tho ignominious manner In which ho was hustled from tho gallery last week. "But executivo sessions are socret," I said. "What of that?" ho answored, tartly. "I'll bot I can keep a socret as well aa any Sonator hero."

A UFE-StKR PORTRAIT.

"But you know tho Senators are sworn to secresy, while you aro not." "Then there's all tho moro likelihood that I wouldn't blab. When you sweat a man to keep a secret ho has two incentives for telling it—tho desire to let somebody into it and tho desiro to violate his oath. What did they do at that socrot session? Havo you heard?" "Oh, yos tho papers told it all, ol course, noxt morning. Thoy morely 1 confirmed a few foreign appointments." "Did they confirm tho appointment ol Murat Halstcad to his'now position in Williamsburg?" "I believo not." "Idon'tsoe how any Senator could object to that. It was too bad that Colonel Ilalstead was not sent to Borlin," added Mr. Nast. "Ho could havo got even with Bismarck for objecting to the American hog." "How? I should liko to know." "Why, of course if ho had gone over there ho would havo taken his per with him. But then perhaps it is just as well, since ho has now transported it to a placu where it will probably do the greatest good to tho greatest number."

While Mr. Nast was uttering these foreign opinions I watched his pencil.

CONCLUDED IX THIS NUMBER.

could not make out what tho jumblo of stranpo lines meant until ho added a reposeful-looking noso to thom. I recalled what Napoleon said about noses, and fancied I could soe tho Emperor looking in admiration at this picturo and declaring his willingness to abdicate in favor of the owner a^d possessor of that no3e.

Just then Senator Ingalls camo in and looked over tho Senato with a searching eye. Seeing nothing elso that ho wanted to take, ho took his seat. "There do you think you can draw him?" 1 asked. "Who? Tho great small man from Kansas?" "No the small great man from Kansas." "Draw him? Of course 1 can draw him. lie's nothing to draw," said Mr. Nast, yanking a picture, outofthoair, as it seemed, and slapping it upon tho paper. "Anybody can draw him." "A good many Senators have tried It without very successful results." "I'shawl Senators can't draw." "Guess you havon't heard about Don Cameron lllling that bob-tall straightflush the other night" "I supposo Senator Ingalls has been drawn moro than any other public man of the present time," said Mr. Nast. "Well, to be perfectly frank, 1 must say lie IOUICF it. And as for this picture of your:i, 'ill., it ni.ikes him look as if

bo had boon drawn through a knothole." ••May be you don't llko that plcturo. Mid he, in a quarrelsome sort

way.

"Well, candidly, I don't." "What's tho matter with It?" "Why, it looks as if tho Sonator woro conscious that his plcturo was being taken and had struck an attitude for tho purposo. Now that sort of thing is what ono may oxpoot of theatrical actors, but it is hardly up to tho dignity of a United States Senator. I think your picture does Sonator Ingalls great injustice in this respect, Mr. Nnst."

I supposo, then, you want something of tho conventional sort. Very well how doos this lifo-sizo portrait suit you?" "That is much hotter, though it seoms roally too bad to sacriflco tho Senator's droaray-looking plaid pants. Don't you yourself, Mr. Nast. think this Is a hotter stylo of picturo of a United Statos Sonator than ono in which ho seoms to bo posing consciously?" "No, I don't and I may as well tftll you right now that what you don't know about tho nrt of picture-making would cut up Into strips and reach from hero to nowiieff). Sir, you must get character Into a plcturo. It Is not enough to mako something that looks llko tho man It must be tl» very man hliuselj on paper. You suggest In a vaguo sort of way your capability of ultimately grasping this Idea when you say you miss Senator Ingalls' plaid pants. Now, to tho real artist It doosn't mako a bit of difference whether in fact ho wears plaid pants or not if plaid pants match his character bettor than thoso ho actually wears, tho artist must dross him as boflts him. So with regard to attitudes. I don't know whethor Senator

Ingalls, for examplo, over took a hand in a gen tool prize-fight or posed as an elegant tough, but whon tho artist looks at him ho must seo him in tho attitudes that fit him." At this point Sonator Ingalls got up and walked back Into tho smoking-room and every time he passed up and down before tho open door, tho artist brought his Instantaneous pencil to boar on him with such effect that the pictures ho mado were more llko Ingalls than ingalls is like himself. WILLIS B. HAWKINS.

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