Bloomington Progress, Bloomington, Monroe County, 2 February 1900 — Page 7

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There are hundreds of cough medicines which relieve coughs, all coughs, except bad ones! The medicine which has keen curing the worst of bad coughs for 60 years is Ay er's Cherry Pectoral. Here is evidence :

MMy -wife was troubled with a deep-seated cough en her lungs for three years. One day I thonght of how Ayer's Cherry Pectoral saved the life of my sister after the doctors had all given her up to die. So I purchased two bottles, and it cured my wife completely. It took only one bottle to cure my sister. So you see that three bottles (one dollar each) saved two lives. We all send you our heartfelt thanks for what you have done forus." J. H. Surge, Macon,CoL, Jan. 13, 1899.

Now, for tne rst time you can get 1 trial bottle of Cherry Pectoral for 25 cents. Ask your druggist.

JELL 0. THE NEW DESSERT, pleases all the family. Four flavors: Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry. At your grocers. 10 cts. RELIABLE HELP WANTED Either Sex. The Humanitarian Home and Sanitarium for Invalids and Health Seekers; incorporated. Send 12c stamps for fall information. Address J. H. Tetxlxatjk. Treasurer. Las Vegas, New Mexico.

8 Cage Hisses Are Geimtn. "Embraces and kisses are rehearsed with the extremist care," writes Franklin Fyles, of "The Rehearsal of a Play," in the Ladies' Home Journal. "They must have an impulsive manner. They must look sufficiently fervid. It is a curious sight that of two players who are to express the ardent love Which Shakspeare has written for his 'Romeo and Juliet,' but who at rehearsal, in modern clothes and no accessories of glamour, practice a kiss as mechanically and unfeelingly as though it were as it is then utterly devoid of sentiment. There must be no hesitation nor clumsiness. Romeo is not permitted to decide whether to throw both arms around his sweetheart jor only one, or which. Nor may Juliet joe shy or forward, yielding or resisting, as she chooses. The director will place their arms for them if they do not themselves make a picturesque exhibit of tenderness. And the kiss? Shall it be delivered by the wooer on the lips of the won, or on brow, or cheek? That question is considered and settled. Are kisses on the stage genuine? Well, not at rehearsals, except, maybe, once or twice in order to show the effect fully. An actress would resent a real kiss at a rehearsal except when necessary. For the satisfaction of natural curiosity on that point it may be told right here that most of the kisses in the public performances of plays are actual kisses."

Collaring "Mr. Dooley's" Friend. The author of "Mr. Dooley" gives this glimpse of "Molly Donahue's" innsicale in the Ladies' Home Journal: The guests had all assembled in the parlor and were awaiting the entrance of Mr. and Mrs. Malachi Donahue. "Something was evidently happening to Malachi, for from the bedroom issued moans and mutterings. Mrs. Donahue's warning whispers came out sharply; then there was a loud yelp of pain. "Glory be, ye're twishtin' th' neck aff me.' 'S-st.' 'Hoi' on, I tell ye; don't thry to pull me through that buttonhole.' 4S-sh.' 'Th' rubber on this necktie is busted. Tejl thim I'm sick or dead. I can't go in.' " 'Now ye're all right an' lookin' fine.' " 'They're hitchin' up Malachi,' chuckled Mr. Dooley to Father Kelly. 'He's very ticklish. See, here he comes, lookin' like a pall-bearer at his own fun'ral.' " Her Sensitiveness. Mother (soothingly) You mustn't mind what he says about his mother's cooking, my dear. All men do that. Married daughter (warmly) I don't, mamma. It's the things he says about my cooking that makes me mad. Brooklyn Life.

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What Do the Children Drink? Don't give them tea or ooffee. Hav you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-0 ? It is delicious and nourishing, and takes the place of coffee. The moreGrain-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-0 is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costs about as much. All grocers sel lit l&o xnd 25c. fVn Important Feature. Miss Wunder What makes you so se

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Bryant was only a boy when he wrote "Thanatopsis." He disliked to think that he never did anything better, and it generally displeased him to have this poem complimented.

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