Bloomington Progress, Bloomington, Monroe County, 22 December 1899 — Page 7

My Mother Had Consumption

"My mother was troubled with consumption for many years. At last she was gives up to die. A neighbor told her not to give u$ but try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. She did so and was speedily cured, and is now in the enjoyment of good nealtb." D. P. Jolly, Feb. 3, 1899. Avoca,N,Y.

Cures Hard Coughs

No matter bow bard your cougb is or bow long you bave bad h, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is the best thing you could possibly take. out it's too risky to wait until you bave consumption, for sometimes it's impossible to cure this disease. If jou are coughing today, don t watt until tomorrow, but get a bottle of Cherry Pectoral at once and be relieved. It strengthens weak lungs.

Three sizes: 25c., enough for an ordinary cold; 50c., Just right for asthma, bronchitis, hoarseness, whooping-cough, hard colds; 01.00, most economical for chionic cases and to keep on hand.

Told In Experience Meeting1. It was in ai open "experience" meet fng and Brother Jones arose and said: "Bretherin, I'm the man that put irater in the milk!" "An I'm the man that drawed the water f er him," said Brother Brown penitently. "An' I'm the woman that milked the cow, and knowed all about it," sobbed Sister Jones. "An' here's the man," said a loud rolce from the rear "that sold 'em the cow an' hain't got paid fer it yit!" Then Brother Jones was sorry he had spoken and was overheard to mutter as he reached for his hat, "Never did believe in these experience meetin's, nohow T' Atlanta Constitution.

What an absurd thing it is to pass oyer the valuable parts of a man, and fix our attentions on his infirmities. 'Addison.

A HEALTH BOOM. A Wave of Prosperity and Physical WellBeing Floods the Whole Country.

fattawtogflc StatoKnts frost American Citizens Everywhere Who Are Aniens to laform the World How Well They Fed. The great secret of gaining health and keeping it after it has been attained has been discovered and the news has swept across the whole United States, causing a perfect boom of health. The secret Interests not only those who are 111, but those who are well, for to maintain health illness must be prevented. Educate your bowels, keep your Hver lively, and purify your system and blood with an antiseptic disinfectant! That's all there is to it, but the means of accomplishing it never were known until the discovery of Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the ideal modern scientific laxative. Hear what a few of the happy ones have to say: "I am a user of Cascarets and think there Is nothing like them." Mrs. Lottie Pfeiffer, Arlington, Neb. "I have used Cascarets in my family and there is nothing like them. I recommend them to everyone." W. J. Berguin, Humboldt, S. D. "We have been using Cascarets In our family since last spring and cannot do without them." Mrs. J. C. Jamieson, Poynette, .Wis. "I use Cascarets and could not get along Without them. My husband uses and recommends them In his practice." Mrs. Dr. Ifyce, 58 Ontario St., Cohoes, N. Y. "I take pleasure In recommending Cascarets. They are the most wonderful medical preparation I ever used. Cascarets work like magic, and never fall." John S. Rice. 21 Seymour St., Philadelphia, Pa. "I am a firm believer in Cascarets. They are the best cathartic I ever used." Tom Holt, Wellwood. Manitoba. "I do not think there is anything better for constipation than Cascarets. I recommend them to all my friends." Minnie P. McCumb, Mianus, Conn. "I take pleasure in letting you know what ood your Cascarets have done for me. I suffered with constipation, pain in the stomach and dizziness for two years and tried most all kinds of medicines. A friend adlA w me to trT Cascarets. So I bought a and after using them I felt great lSSe$i and am now entirely well." S. Gould, 827 Durfor St., Philadelphia, Pa. Oyer five million boxes of Cascarets sold last year proves their merit. Buy and try a box to-day. 10c, 25c, 50c, all Druggists. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Bemedy Company, Chicago or New York.

xuw is tne CASCAKKT tablet. .Every tablet of the only genuine 5?Sr.?t8 beai'8 the magic letters

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Buried Alive.

One of those extraordinary cases that

police work in India occasionally brings to light came to notice recently almost

accidentally, in a district of the North west Provinces. Two Constables, Nob

bat Singh and Rup Ram, while patro

ling on their beat, overheard in conver

sation that a mail named Durba had murdered his wife. They took the man

to the police station at once, and he there stated before the officer in charge

that his wife had been suffering from

leprosy; that latterly the complaint had

become worse, and that the woman had

desired to be buried alive in order that her children should not inherit the

disease. In compliance with her im

portunitles he and his son dug a hole

outside the village and buried the

woman alive in it, four neighbors as

sisting them in covering the unhappy creature. The six accused have been arrested and have confessed to the deed

before a Magistrate. There seems to be

no doubt about the truth of the story,

that the woman sacrificed herself for the sake of her children, and that her husband and those who had helped him

acted in good faith. The superstition,

however, that the self-immolation of a leper is a protection against the transmission of the taint would appear to be

a very rare one.

100 Reward. 8100.

The readers of this paper will he pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science ha been able to cure

in all its Stages, and that is Catarrh

HalTe Catarrh Cure Is the only positi vm cure

Deing a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood

and mucous surface of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and

giving the patient strength by building up tne constitution and assisting nature in doing its

work. The proprietors bave so ratio faith in its enrative powers that they offer Oae Hundred Dollars for any case that it'fsils to cure. Sand

lor list 01 testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. JBOTHold by Druggists, 75c,

Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Stage manager Mr. Heavy, you will

take the part of Alonzo.

Mr. Heavy I have never seen this

play. Do you think I can please the

audience in the part?

Stage manager Immensely. You die

in the first act. Short Stories.

The John M. Smyth Co. Have No

Agents.

The well-merited popularity of the great mail order establishment of the John M. Smyth Co. of Chicago seems to

have induced unscrupulous parties to go

through the country and falsely represent themselves as sales agents for this house. By thus representing themselves they have succeeded in imposing upon many

by selling goods and taking cash and notes from victims who actually believed they were purchasing goods from the representajives of the firm direct. The

John M. Smyth Co. have no agents and

denounce as frauds all parties traveling through the country and claiming to rep

resent the firm. The public should be oa

the lookout for such impostors.

Disenchanted.

"I got over my infatuation for Miss

Piker." "How?"

"Every time I tried to propose to her

she began to talk about microbes."

Try Grain-O! Try Gruin-Ol

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a ackage of GRAIN-O, the new foqd drink that takes the place of coffee. The

cniidren may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try it like it.

GRAIN-0 has that rich seal brown of Mocha and Java, but it is made of pure

grains, ana the most delicate stomach re

ceives it without distress. the price of

coiree. loo and 2oo per package. Sold by all grocers. Making: Everybody Happy. "What is your theory of life?" "I think everybody ought to have his own way about everything."

Coughing Leads to Consumption. Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dangerous. When poverty comes in at the door common sense hustles out and gets a job. To Cnre a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 25c. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. Adversity borrows its sharpest s ;ing from our impatience. Bishop Home.

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an especially good medicine for Croup. Mrs. M. Arent, Jonesboro, Texas, May 9, 1891. A wise man will make more oppcrtnnities than he finds. Bacon.

Air Cushion Rubber Stamps the Best the Cheapest. Send your orders to keck Box 219, Fort Wayne, Inq. The Nickel Plate Road Offers to Students desiring to return home for the Holidays, the special rate of one and one-third fare for the round trip. Tickets will be sqld on the day sohobl closes and the day immediately preceding, good returning to and including the date school reconvenes, but not later than Jan. 10th, 1900. Eagle Linen Letter Paper and Envelopes are the proper thing. Tell your printer to use this brand on your next order.

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothiwo 8ttutf for Children teething: softens th (rums, reauces inflammation, kllaye pain, cures wind colic. '& cents a bottle.

Some Common Error. Bay "it rains very fast," and not, "very hard." Say "fewer friends," and not, "less friends." Say "for you and me," and not, "for you and I." Say "not that I know," and not, "that I know of." Say "I doubt not that I shall," and not "but I shall." Say "game Is plentiful," and not "game is plenty." Say "return it to me," and not, "return it back to me." Say "thus much is true," and not, "this much is true." Say, "if I mistake not," and not "if I am not mistaken." Say "I seldom or see him," and not, "I seldom or ever see him," Say "whether I be present or not," and not, "present or no." Say "I am weak in comparison with you," and not, "to you." Say "lie was noted for his violence," and not, "he was a man notorious for violence."

The Typewriter Invention. A statistician has proven that the invention of the typewriter has given employment to 000,000 people, but he fails to state how many cases of weak stomachs it has induced. All people of sedentary occupation need Hostetter's Stamach Bitters. It helps nature to bear the strain which ensues from confinement.

A lourjre Rocking Stone. Buenos Ayres seems to have the largest "rocking stone" yet discovered. It is situated on the slope of the mountain of Tandil, in the southern part of the province, and measures 90 feet long by 18 feet broad, and is 24 feet high. Its bulk is 5,000 cubic feet, and it weighs at least 24 tons. Nevertheless, it is so beautifully poised that a single person can set it rocking. When the wind blows from the southeast the stone, which is pyramidal in forca, sways to and fro on its foundation like the branches of a tree.

The Cause of Chapped Hands. Much of the discomfort experienced from chapped hands in winter is caused by washing with inferior soap, the ingredients being highly injurious to the skin. It is( therefore important to have pure soap. If warm rain water and Ivory soap be used in washing the hands they may be kept clean and smooth at nil seasons. ELIZA R. PARKER.

Had $5,000,000, Died in Almshouse.

An old man named Anton Kain, who

died recently in an Austrian alms

house, was found to be worth $5,-

000,000. What Do the Children Drink?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have

you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-0 ? It is delicious and nourish

ing, and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-0 you give the children the more health you distribute ,,thro ugh their

systems. Gram-O is made of pure grains,

and when properly prepared tastes like

the choice grades of coffee, but costs about as much. All grocers sel lit. 15c

na 25c. Six Feet of Debutante.

Miss Mercedes De Laski, one of the latest London debutantes, is 6 feet 3

Inches tall.

Eagle Iiinen Letter Paper and Envelopes are the proper thing. Tell your printer to use this brand on your

next order.

To him nothing is possible who is al

ways dreaming of his past possibilities.

Carlyle.

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. Joubert.

THE Pleasantest, most powerful, effective ..J nmiA. flltiMM RZTMCiiV fla

Rheumatism 5SS&, LA GRIPPE and CATARRn!

If all knew what thousands

know of the efficacy of "B

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ram known to the human body, there

would not be a family in all America without a bottle of "5 DROPS'!" Send for a trial bottle, 25c, or large bottle, containing 300 doses, $1.00, 6 bottles for $5.

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Of Choice Agricultural Lauds now opened for settlement in Western Canada. Here is grown thecelebratedNo. 1 Hard Wheat, which brings the highost price in the markets of .he worid. Thousands of cai.tle are fat-

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F. Pedley, Supt. Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or the undersigned, who will mail you atlases, oam-

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Agents for the Government of Canada.

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Cough or Cold at once, :rs Ctoud without lull.

Is the best for Bronchitis, Ciripne

Hoarseness. Whooping-Cough, aud

for the cure of Consumption. Mothers praise it. Doctors prescribe it.

small doses ; qutcje. sure renuus.

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WILL CURE CATARRH

Druggists, 50 Cfcs.

Apply Bi.lm into each nostril. KLli Waw St.. K.T.

Lane's Family Medicine Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts fc-ently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c.

The spectacle of a mother-in-law ruling a home is beyond question an imposing scene.

The Nickel Plate Road Will sell Holiday excursion tickets good going on Dec. 23rd, 24th, 25th, 30th and 81st, 1899, and Jan. 1st, 1900, at one and one-third, fare for the round trip, good returning to and including Jan. 2nd, 1900. With its Peerless Trio of Daily Express Trains and an Unexcelled Dining Car service, the Nickel Plate Road offers special inducements for Holiday travel.

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Cut out this ad. and send it to us with 50c, and we will forward this elegant, high-grade genuine Stradivarius model violin C. O. D., subject to your approval. You have the privilege of thocpugh examination at the express office; if perfectly satisfied pay the agent the balance, together with return charges and you get the bargain of a lifetime, or if you remit cash in full with order you save return charges and we guarantee to refund money if you say so . This violin is an exact copy of the genuine Stradivarius model violin, is of an elegant reddish brown color, has solid ebony trimmings ; the tone is excellent, being much finer than produced by many higher-priced instruments. We furnish this violin strung up and with an extra Bet of fine steel strings, a good high-grade bow, a cake of rosin, a fine instructor all complete in a heavy marbleized pasteboard

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Wabash Mexican Tour 1QOO. On Feb. Ufli, 1900, the Wabash Will ran a personally conducted Special Tonr to Old Mexico and return.

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The Train will consist of elegant drawing room and compartment sleepers, observation and dining cars, built by the Pullman company especially for this service.

Arrangements are being1 made for a

select party of fifty people and will

positively not exceed that number.

lne tour will consume a period of

thirty days, covering: 7,000 miles. The

dining car will be stocked with every delicacy and the drawing room and observation cars will afford the comforts of a model hotel. The whole

tour costs about $10 a day.

Mexico can only be seen and appre

ciated by accompanying a party of this kind. Mr. II. G. Thompson, Special Passenger representative will manage this tour and is eminently titted for the task owing to his numer

ous visits to Mexico.

For descriptive matter, sleeping enr

reservations and rates, call on or address,

U. B. Crane, g. P. & T. A.,

12.00 Lincoln Trust Building, SU

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Personally Conducted California Excursions Via the Santa Fe Route. Three times a week from Chicago and Kansas City. Twice a week from St Paul and Minneapolis. Once a week from St. Louis and liostou. In improved wide-vestibuled Pullman tourist sleeping cars. Better than ever before, at lowest possible rates. Experienced excursion conductors. Also daily service between Chicago and California. Correspondence solicited. T. A. GRADY, Manager California Tourist Service, The Atchison, Topcka & Santa Fe Railway. 109 Adams Street, CHICAGO.

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