Bloomington Progress, Bloomington, Monroe County, 31 October 1894 — Page 3

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Chilly Nights bt Fall present .o many vanlatlon.s.,01 temperature as to ta; the. stro'rrfcth, and snake a. pathway for disease. Hood s Sarsaparilla will fortify the system agialnat these dangers oy making pare, health blood. H 95 fiOTMk. dog Sores came out on my limbs. I tried different medicines, Sat none hclner! n Cures At last mv mothei r uin. cnAn parllla. After taking part of a hottle the sores began to heal, and af?r a short time I was completely cured. We keep it In the house most of the time. As a blood purifier i know of nothing Better." X.EOR Si. Jon, Fairmont, Minn. Hood's Pills are purely vegetable, handmade, perfect in proportion and appearance. Her Revenge. "Father." she said in voice that was full of tremulous reproach-, "you have al owed Hector to puisu James Gimpington clear to the ouMtfeneo." "1 tavo." said the gentleman grimly"Am you have urged him to nibble the at tiro of younjr Hpnry tJaggles." "No doubt of it," and the rojrty was accompanied by a heartless, smile, says tho Detroit Free Press. "AH these are only instances of a long series of sueh events. Ate 1 1 exj oct this treatment?" ''Certainly; until 1 have decided upon your future husband." "Then," she muttered, while a gleam of triumph shot frotn her ores, "I know my course." "What, girl, will you do?" "I will encourage the attentions of the chief dog catcher:" A man should use all his timja wbiie ho is living, for ho will have a great deal of idle time on his hands after H6 is dead. So Much Femaio Suffering Needless Mrs. Jufia A. Rice, Florence, Kentucky, says : " I suffered eight yeafs " From woman's early troubles. I could find no permanent re lief until, one year ago, 'I tried LydiaK Pinliam's Vegetable Relic then came wk it aimost immediately, and at this time ! am a weH woman. "r absolutely know, Hot only by my own experience, but byothers also, that this is a harmless and sure remedy for : 'Irregularity, suppressed or painful menstruations, weakness of the stomach, sick Wdache, and female complaints gen&ally. There is no heed of so nuich female suffering. UP-TO-DATE CLOTHING Soltidircct to consumers' T UHtBtrgirtS pier beforo offered. Briv dirfetft rurn Jn fthtn Irtp4 will litanufatuqv, Wa WITH HIIVILfaHSy fexAStATMIk. stvejoa tnm 50 rier cert.'-! tailor 11 ..lit. Aaa v.ii n ir.. -J-. SJMw b..v0' c-ombiriitW SffttS S2.1S. H & ftTEtm m a. spei j JiyT. eJtaj for t'Kt'k mam mo 1 M catalog; .-Addscsa OXFORD MFC.Ca-lhijlki-T.l, 344 Wabash Av.r CJUoago, HI. WOR LD'S -FAIR 1 ' ' M " Z HIGHEST f ATAyD J aed i cirruaHas justly acquired th reputation being The a!vator ftr Invalids he-Aged. An Incomparable Aliment for the Growth and Protection of INFANTS and -OH I ID Ft. E-Ttf A superior nutritive in continued fevers, ' And a Tellable remedial agent in all gastric and enteric diseases ; often in instances of consultation over patients whose digestive organs wfere reduced to such a low and sensitive condition that the IMPERIAL. GRANUrH Was the only nourishment the stomach would tolerate when bIFE seeined depending .on its retention And as a FOOD it would fee difficult to conceive of anything more palatable. Sold by DRUGGISTS, SfrlppJe Depot, JOHN CABLE & SONS, Nw York. CHOP MflirV ' KJSK WIlAXEVT.R-hT uUnL mull LI piinhaaiiui rnivrudxa en tho Stiv T ;rt MtorE Market arirl I ajg Haejn lntalll8ntly worked br A v. barn Aim. Tinker. 4o and 2 Broad ar, Sew York. rnd to? Prjjpctta. The Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY, DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBUBY, MASS., Has discovered in one of onr 'common pasture weeds a remedy, tjjafr curiS every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred caSCs, and never failed except in two cases (Doui tnunaer numor. tie nas new m nis possession over t hundred' certificates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. -Send postal card for bcok. A benefit b arVays experienced from the 'lirst bottle, and a perfect cure is warranted whe'i the righrquSntrty is taken' When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, like needtes passing through them; the same with the Livr or -.Bowels. This Is caused by the ducts being Stopped, and always disappears in a week aftet taking it. Read the label If the stomach is foul or bilious ft will cause squeamish feelings at ficst No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you can get, and enough of it Dose, one tablespoonful.in water at bedtime. Sold by all Druggists. For DuRABiLfr y.EcoMomy and tor General Blacking is Unequal leoi Has An annual Sale of 3aTOTton3. WE ALSO MMJf ACTURE THE FOR AN AFTER DINNER SHINE . OF TOUCH UP SPOTS WITH A CLOTH KE3 NO DUST, IN S&HJENI IWIrOXa

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FART I. JERRY. "But, then, your oW endearing Tvnvs, Wliat study o'er couM rnt--h tlsom? Your pretty gostures. cmlloss :aya, Wliat uaavua o'er could irutoh tuoiu? Your lively lc:ip of nif rriiKciit, Yonr nmrninr of i elitfon, Your serious bilonco -f ci uteut, Your laugh of roi'oguitioii, 'Horo were a puzzling toil iiuleotl For art's most fino creations, Grow on, &vt;et litlliy ; wo will 1100(1 To note your trimsroriimtionrt. Ecrealtor, whon rovolviiii! yfarw Haro made you tl', and 'twenty, And brought you Meivk'tl hopoa aiul fears, Ana sigiis, and slaves, in plonty." CHArTER I, THE HEIKESS AT FlFTfTENi "Ifo. really. Jerry. I cannot haro it. No, m doat1 uliilil. vou really am this really is more than I can put up wun. i nave overiooKou a grea.1 ueal. for, of course, tnis is an out of-the-n av plaeo, and dross is nut of much consonuenco here: but vou scom to have no conscience in the matter. And really, tor a srreat girl of rilteeri to lie uo.n'' about such a figuro-why, who, seeingyou to-day, would ever divam ot taking you for a young gentlewoman? They would take you 'or a fisherman's daughter nay. ror the fisherman himself. 1 should not bo in tho least sui'iirisod if anybody meeting you going about as 1 you are now were to taKo you for One of the fishermen of the village!" Tho etiffoiBstion was. sooth to sar. not altogether Unraerite l. Jerry" a fond granddamo's ab- i breviation for the more elegant ' Ger- . aldino'' had, lor convenience s ike, i inserted her brisk, healthy yo.mg jtoison into an ancient yellow oilskin lish-' ing coat, which completely covered every feminine garment undcrneat 1, and the collar of which, standing up round her ears, was lost bonoath the shade of one of those seafaring gltue 1 caps known as "sou'wrt tw whoso long flap wo Id obviously ward off tho severest wetting. With bare hands plunged deeply in Capacious jockets. and a pair o the stoutest ooots which tne village bootmaker - a man accustomed to make for ploughboys and fishermen could produce ( for nolle but these would have pleased his present customer) tho laughter of an ancient house and sole heiress o." a large estate, pret-eniecl an appearance which, it must frankly be confessed, was liable to confuso tho mind of any ordinary beholder. Jt really is too muvn. quite too much," murmured Geraldine s grand-, mother, in tho piteous accents of weak iisapproval, common to those who have long since found their tyrants. "I really ought not to allow it; I kujw t ought not." I Jerry's eyes twinkled. 'Whoever sees vou," hogan the old lady again - but time was passing, and It was necessary this should be put a stop to. Who is there to see mo?" cried tho Jefaulter merrily. "I say 'who?' and i Echo answers 'who?' 'oiv, my dear granny, you had best say 'who'' your- , self, and lot mo oil', there's a dear." j 'How can you toll whom vou mav meet?" j 'But I never do meet any one." j 'That's nut to sav vou never may.; And for you, a young lady, my granddaughter, to be marching all over the mace " Oh, de,ar, I neverthoughtof march ing. Aot but what I could march 5nely in this nice, comfortable coat," shaking herself anew into it, "out there's th's difficulty, that there's no road where I am going, and one can hardly march through peal-bog and birchen-wood. Oh. we are only going to lish the burn, and I nover" meant to be seen at all, not even by you, granny. I had been going' to slip' out i by the side door, a:ii scuttle along by the garden wall, only thai I had !eft my rod and ilno in the window here, nilyou were such a tiresome, mis- , chievous old granny, that you iioupod out upon mo before" I eo ild esca; e It was a shabby thing to do, dear, it was indeed." - and tho sou'wester' wagged from side to side reproachfully. ! 'You madeapthinir!" j "Oh, madcap thing," quoth Jerry, philo.-ophically. "you often call mo that, you know. And if these clothes keep me from getting wet " "Clothe-s! my deal- child, call things by their right nanios. This sailcloth and oil skin " "Well, this sailcloth and oilskin. If it keeps me from getting a cold and sore throat " "Oh, if you must go out, in the rain, it is certainly better not to run tho risk of getting a cold and soro throat. But it is really high tiino lor you to give up this sort of thing, Jerry. A young lady like you " "Ought to be sitting pcrkod up on the great drawiug-rooin sofa, winding skeins of worsted, or scribbling over yards of music paper," cried Jerry, with indignant contempt. "i"o, thank you, dear, not as long as I can help it. And I do not believe yon will ever turn, mo into a youug' lady of that sort even if I shortld live to 1:6 a hundred, or a thousand," added sho, still more energetically. "As if I could sit down and yawn beside the fire in that sroat hot drawing-room this glorious afternoon, . when the waterfalls are crashing over the rocks, and the big trout below will be all on tho alert, and it is but throw-: Ing a line to have them bouncing after you! Oh, I couldn't do it. I really : could not do it, if 1 tried ever so. Anil what'smoro, you would lie sorry for me ll I did, Madam Granny: and then I know how it would be. you would relent just too late, and never, never, never forgive yomself for the cruelty of it. So there - kiss and be friends and don't keep mo ono other sini'lo second, there's a dear, gcod, Kind granny." "You will not go.'ar, dearchild." "Far? iNot I. 1 have no need to go far. Cannot you hear them? Why, j the falls havo been roaring ever since noon, with tho spate from tho hills in ' the night: but it was no use lis ling till i they had gone clown a little: they will j be just in trim now at least tho pool will-" "Those deep pools'" "I'll take care I will indeed, dear," touched oy tho sigh which, while it betokened the close of the contest, also appealed to the generosity of the conqueror. "Vou don't know how l areful I am," protested Jerrv earnestly. "You are not going alone?" "Donald sroes with me, of course." ''Well, Donaid is something," con-! cede! her grandmother ruefully. Sho I could not say "somebody," for sho i could hardly re: ogni. o a person in tho ragged, bare-footed, l--year old brat. I who wasGeraidino's self-constituted at-: tendunt out of doors; b,;t sho could al- i low that tho presence of a eat-liko J creature, with eyes to dart, and long i supplo arms to catcii and a hiyh yell-; ing voice to shout , whs at best hotter j than absolute lo itudo. "I.'onal I is! something," sho said, "why is ho nut; hare " I "He is here, Ho has boon waiting ! tor me down at tho wnlto bridge for i new He must think I ami

Bfi vol' coming. Oh, Donald and I will be all right, never you fear: and we shall bring you in 'such a basket, of beauties -and see, the rain I: as slopped, and there is the blue sky ovcrhea-l anil look, look, such a glorious stream of light has broken out over the water! Oh, you will never stop in the house .yourself now: you must get out ; t once this very minute. Send for .Ian and bundle on your thinirs and off. I'm oil. an 'I aiva'. over the ami farawa', t-ra-la, tru-ht tra-!u.' I'm hills " ami with . and Hew bang went the huge oak door, the joyous whoop of a snool-hoy thojpace of n whirlwind, uwav .Miss Geraldine Campbell of Jn.-ti-niarew, tho greatest heires in the : length and bread 'h of Argyll. Mrs. C;'.m: bell stood stiii for a mo-; nient ere she turned an. I re-entered; the deserted drawing room. i "She is only fifteen." she murmured, in a tone little resembling that- in ! which the "great girl of fifteen" had been exhorted to better ways. "Only tilteen and there are yet' three full years before she need be presented to : the world. Hut what if she gees on as she is doing now? .'o, she wiil not, she must not. No, we shall see a change ere then. She will tone down. ' soften, grow less wild and eareies-. ;ni- ! prove in shape. At present she is all ! arms and legs, and though she curries ! it oil well, still her figure is that of a child n line, growing child. She will be tall presently, every few month ; i there is a dilTere'nee. ller wai.-i is too j large - but waists are largo at her ,:ge. j I wonder if lam partial, but it seems I to mo the child need nothing that ; time will not bestow upon her. Sneh ( complexion -such a color: IWrness it ! self, without a trace of freckle or sun- j burn, though she runs in and out hatless half the time. Hut this moist ; limat-c is certainly a charming cos- ! metie: and Geraldine sho thinks or cares a i right, little us ' out it. when she eschews the ho.ito. an i t he warm rooms, and spends her life iii the fro di air. sitting over a lire wou'.d be the wreck of her bloom; and as for her shapo ana'.fearriiige, not one O:' h r cousins, with all their gymnasiums and riding muster-, can 'show s:di a straight l ack and open client, and walk with such an elastic stop, a-s my Geraldine. After her own fashion, my child is grace itself; "ami if only she would not overdo it. and wo ild not, make herself such a guy -but, however, I suppose she will meet nobody, and the : ervants inns': bo uoeastouicd to her ways by this time and she is a dear child.jnnd would obey me if I seriously dBsiro'd her td do anything, so Why should I thwart her in a t itle? After all, I need not mind what her aunts say. My own dnugi.tcrs: I brough; them up without any help from themselves," so surely I may be trusted with my grandchild. Charlotto was jealous, and always wa-: and Maria would like to have iiad poor Diarmid's daughter to bring up herself. And really, con.-i ieriug that I was both able and wil ing to undertake the charge, she need not have wished to see rue laid on the shelf quite so soou " And tho old lady drew herself up and bridled, although she was alone, and no one could have the benefit. She was not really old, being only a little over tiO, and w'as still handso'i e, cheerful, humorous, oversowing with energy ana with an acklowledged zest for neighborly intercourse, pleasant scenes, summer galas, and winter dinner j arties. Above all. however, did sho affect the London season on the tlowery, showery Mav days, when the luster is yet upon it: when the a aleas and hyacints in the parks are still more orniiant than the many-tinted throngs j around them: when the shop winnows I are gayest and the roar of wheels is loudest, and even the dingiest, dustiest j alloys in the background put out their little Dower-pots and make a feint of enjoying life. It was the thought of all j tins, and mo prospect oi some day returning to take her art in it, which, more than any matronly anxiety, occasion!found vest in remonstrances such a- those with which our i-luipier opens; it. was the ftetera ii ation that in duo time the heire-s should be by nil the world admired, honored and e; chance envied, which made her every now and then discontented with the humble pleasures and modet aspirations of her darling. Tor Jorry hated the very idea of London. She had never been therevowed ;-ho never would go there. What did she want with a dirty, smoky old town, with nothing but ro', s of houses, shrieking underground trains, rattling ouiuibv.ses, and every kind of horror? Oh, sho krew she had hoard about it all: It was all very line for granny to svnilo. Sho always knew that "grown-ups" liked towns, and she could remember how, as a child, sho had been used to see the men servants and maid-servants in high glee when the time came for going into F. linburg for tho whiter, and how she hud been by them instructed that it was very silly and naughty for her not to be glad, too, when sho ought to be thankful and proud that her papa Lad a fine 1io,im' in Moray l'laeo to take her to, in-toacl of having, as many rai as had. to stop all the year round in the nasty, cold, wet Highlands, where there was no one to Ijj seen, and not a s hop nor a kirk to be reached, once the weather tiu'im 1 bad. That was what the stupid maids had said, wh n all they wanted was to get to Hdinburg to seo their stupid sweethearts. She knew better. It hud been nothing but "you must do this," and "yon must not do that." from the moment sho had arrived it. Moray I dace. Sho had not been allowed to stir outsido tho doors, be the day ever so fine until Katio ha 1 been free to at t en 1 her: sho had not been allowed to give her dog a run without putting oji hut gldvos, and even boots. There had been no rushing lound stables, and kennels, and gardens in the dusk after lessons: no dairy, no poultry-yurd to take refuge in: no hens, no pigeons, no young rabbits nor ferrets to feed: no anything. Ten to one when she hud been let loose from the school room it had been. "Miss Gcra'dine, your miimm:i wishes to see you in t lie drawing room: sho has ladies with her." Aiid, of course, nothing had been worse than that. Now at Inchmarow there was a'ways something to do or to see new puppies, or chickens, or romothing. And there was the shore: and on the shore there was always something. And j there was her pony. ' But Geraldine was not prone to d well upon the pony, for in her heart of I hearts the young horsewoman was j aware that if the truth w.s out, her j rides at Inchmarow over a rough, hilly j district, arnl alwav,. along one monotonous road, with only a choice I etwixt turning to the right or the left us the rider emerged from the lodge gate, would ill bear comparison with tho grand sweep of country to be traversed in all directions round tho Heart of Midlothian. It had been enough ttiut she could affect to add this to nor list of grievances: and so it had gono in with the rest, and helped to add up tho sum total. Yes, sho had hated Edinburgh, and she was sure, eiiite sure, sho should hate I ondon e (itally. if not more. In vain granny had protested, dilated and assured. Jerry lad invar ably listened with as ranch intention ot being onvin, cd, mid ef budging one hair's breadth from her position :is u young mule and by this time every one know with w hom lay the reins of j lower at n'hii:arew la. Jerry's parents had been alVeetionate, but l hoy had a'so boon sel'ish; in conr-o iic!ii:e of which she Irulne cr been dblo to lord it so completely over thorn as sho hud, since t'.ioir deittb, contrived to do over thoiy auooosnor.

Bit by bit granny had yielded on almost c.ery contested point, until at

last it had eo;ne about that even the spoilt child herself was fain to be gei:.ero.is. and at times ashamed. For Geraldine had a liner nature than ha I ever yet been muni tested. One ciretinistHnee, it must bo added. hail strengthened the young girl's cuu.-o when pleading to be allowed t.i rema n in her flighlan I fastness undit,i turbed and unmolested, and this was tho nss'ir.mce privately received by Mrs. Cambell that a few years' retirement would enable the horr.es to tukrher plaeo in the world more fittingly when the time came for doing so. than if the money w ere to be frittered nw.iy in town 'nouses, expensive jo irneys.and the like, beforehand. NoW, of nil things, as wo have said, the fend grandmother desired so see her darling u great lady, and a great lady fnllilling all the dnti. s and obligations of her high estate.. That Geraldine should be good as well us great she sincerely wis'.ed and devout1,;-' prnve i: but she desired both. It was. to her mind, titling and seemly that a Canv boll of inchmarew should go abroad among the great one-. , f the cm Hi. Sin- had herself welded n Highland chief, with luv.- bead fell of all I h glories of doing so. and had found all too lute that s: e. an I ngi .- :- wo i an born and br.-d. was by f.,r the greater Hightail er O; the two. Tho. disappointment bad 1 ecu keel), ami it had been reper.led. for her only son hud followed in th stops of his father had dbvardod thr kilt, never ac uired thr-Gaelic tongue, and knew n itbing and eared less aiwut the legends, customs, an I trad. lions of the house She had felt herself fairlv checkmated, and it hud cost her many a pang. .And now, behold!. ust when it war; not wanted, and could well have been diii.iuiiU wid,,-l4-tbt- uriid UUiid i-ba:-these two Very tamespeeinieiis ol ranting, roving chieftain duo 1 ought to have possessed and never ; ad possessed, came surging up to ligli", through tin' lire veins of u fair t;'irl and was not to be repressed, tu hi: imxtixl" i-:o. HAD THE WRONG BAIT. TLc- Interest :ii Stcry of n i-'ishing Trip lloivu tho l'otomai'. "Years ago Judge liibb was one of Wash r.i;t. en's Ixsat known celebrities and a irentiennn of the old school.' He was a ftimous fisherman, and so much devoted to angling that he was r gar cd by our juvenile llslierineu as a perfect walk ng (or boatingi editiob of 1 auk Wa ton. On a fine spring morning about two years since, 1 started, In com pany with a party of friends, for the Little 1 ails of the I'oloinac. We were 'prospec, ing' the chances of luck lisii. belter known In your latitude as 'stripe ; bass.' It was quiet early in the season, but not to i early for Judge Uibb. lie had arrived long 1 efore us, and sat upon a ledge of ro k, rod in ha tl the very picture of sent nel patietue unrelieved. Hailing him from a distance, I asked, with liic natural instinct of a lishcrnian: "What uck, Judge?' " 'Luck, sir? worst luck in the world, sir; been ilsliing here lor four hours, and haven't had a nibole:' " 'What bait are you using?' ' 'Capital bait; live frog, sir.' "I ventured to suggest, mildly, that perhaps dive fr g' was not such very capital bait,' w creupon the Judge burst forth: 'Don't tell me, sir! you can't teach mo anything, . sir! Don't 1 know? Hest bait in the world, s'r; only the lusk; awful luck! four hours without a nibble.' "fly this time we had reached the Judge's position, und while preparing our tackle Mr. D , one of the parly, observed a frog sitting on the bank, within a few feet of the Judge. Mlid he: ' 'Judge let me catch a fre-di bait fory ;u. 1 see a frog on the bank cl jse bes de you. ' "Thank you, sir: I wish you would catch that frog, sir. It's been staring mc in tbe face ull the morning. 1 ' cllcve it knows that t have one of its family on my hook. Ha: ha! ha' Catch it, sir; by all pica s, in ten it.' "Mr. H shortened li s rod and cautiously striking with the -harp end, pinned the frog through one of its 1) I nd legs. Just then, as Mr. II was lifting aloft his prize, the Judge began winding up his reel an i uttered a joyous cry. "Hold still, sir! Keep quiet! I've got a bite!' "Ilapidly wound the wheel, rapidly can e in the slackening line, till the last tew yard, of it floated upon the surface of the stream; and then with a face that boded thuuder, the Judge turned to Mr. 1) . " 'Why, sir, you caught my fro,';' "And so it was. The frog with the iiupiiis' of all amphibious animals whet: woun led, had made for tho shore: and there it, had crouched lor hours d rectly under the Judge's nose, ami holding his ho k out ol water. '' Cleveland i'lain Dealer. Ill-AllvislMl. In dealiTig with royally it is necessary to have -'a pretty reason" ready for any awkward situation; for kiims and cucens can never bo made responsible for l'ailu:e. When Victoria was a very young sovereign, she sat down, one day, to play chess with the ijuecn of I elgium. She had never played t eloro, and Lord Melbourne with Lord 1 aimersi on stood behind her chair and advised her. Later, Lo d John nohhouse f ok their place, and became somewhat confused by the (1 iilicul ties of the situation. A good deal of misunderstanding was occasioned by the fact of having queens on the boa id and two queens at the labia Moreover. Victoria was constantly asking, "What must I do?" so that the adviser felt incapable of making a well-considered decision. lie lost the game, but next night the iti;een. uiidiscouiaged, played again. When Sir John entered tho room, sho ran tip to him, laughing, and exclaiming: I've won! How did 1 happen tj lose yesterday?" This wis a poser. Could the courtier reply, "lieeausc your -Majesty had not learned the game?" liy uo means. "I'ccause," said he, "..our Majesty had such bad advisers!" Worth Icmciiiberiiir. According to a recent pamphlet by an Italian doctor a sure way of restoring life in cases of syncope is to hold the patient's tongue (irmly. After two ot her doctors had worked lor tin hour without result oyer a young man who was apparently drowned, he thrust a spoon into the patient's mo. ,!li. .seLcd the, tongue, and worked It violently until the patieut gave signs of life. Watku the horse before you feed him; the water raj. idly leaves ihe stomach and t lie gastric juices have full play Water with t.he food weakens tho digesfive tluids. His stomach l small, therefore do not lot him (ret I'm) thirsty unci drink wo muoh.

Theodore Hook. Tim fact In that during the twenties arid thirties, the years ;f Hook's fame and fo; tun , the country was very badly off for novelists, ami espeaially for novelists of modern and contemporary life. Nearly all Scott's best wore written, and Miss Austen had ceased to write when Hook began; Dickens had but just appeared, and Uulwer not long, when Hock died. ,'eott's line was different. Miss Austen had made no school, and though novels were being written in ever-increasing numbers, their writers

were for the mo t part all abroad in the novel proper. They could not get out of tho tradition of yielding and .Smollett, it'elf a survival of the picaresque romance Although the life of their heroes and heroines was suppased to be modern and actual, it had to bo spiced with adventures and adjusted to a sort of Odyssey, comic or tragic, as the case might be, watered with the tears of sensibility or loused by the guffaws of (road larco llxcept Miss Ati-toii, nobody had yet dared with conspicuous genius and success to depict purely ordinary li to. Hook, for all his talent, all his facility, all his experience of the world, was certainly not the man to strike out the new lino. : It Is perfectly obvious, not mereiy j fiom his carelessness of style and I story, but from consideration of the ' life ho led, that ho must almost al- : ways have written in a scrambling hurry. Ho was, in fact, a born im- ; provisatorc, and I should imagine : t at the ".-'uyinKS and Doings" cost him vcrv little more labor or, in pro- ' portion, more time than the famous Impromptu comediettas which lie used to throw oil at rich men's dinners by way of payment for the claret and retainer for a further Invitation. Macmillen's Magazine. Tho Gold Sweaters. A stailling discovery was made in the Sub-Treasury this morning, and as a result all people are warned against the $20 gold piece, as the "sweater" is in town says the Cincinnati Times Star. Cashier Stout received a sack containing irlj.OOu In gold coin from a liank on Third Street As usual he neighed each piece before accepting it and found five double eagles each a dollar short Careful e animation shows that they had all been reunited. Hemllling gold coin is the latest trick of the men who llnd counterfeiting too dangerous. They go to a large city and deposit a sum ol money in bank and a few days later draw it, out in gold pieces. These they put into a lathe and trim off the milling, which they caretully put on again, gaining at least a dollar's wo: th of gold in the operation. As the coin is not mutilated, but only slighiy reduced in d ameter, the coins are readily passed on the stores and in market, where money is not weighed when received. Tbe wife of the "sweater" makss trilling purchases at the stores with them, and the good money received in exchange is rebanked and drawn out in gold again. Thus the capital is kept, turning over at a lively rate, c nstantly growiug, at a f-'ight ri-k of detection. A diligent 'Sweater" can clear from?.oto 475 a day easily. These are the first indications that Cincinnati has been worked, but f:om now on all double eagles are under suspicion. Tho Professor's Chicken This may not, bo new, but it "as new to the reporter who overheard it on an liast Providence car, Sunday, so it is likely that there arc others w ho havo never heard It The young man who told it was evidently a collegian, as was his companion: "I heard a good one on Professor , of Andover." he said. "What was it?" qr.ericd the other. "Well, you know, he was married during the winter and went to housekeeping lust outside the village Thlspring he thought he would add a few bens to his stock: he already had a dog. He set a couple of hens and in time bad two large broods of chickens. He was very proud of them, but in a week or so the hens began todie He called in a neighbor to look at the chickens and oiler advice. They were certainly a pretty scaly lot of chickens that the neigiibor viewed. They were skinny looking a d appar ently without ambition. ' What do you feed them'' asked the neighbor, after a brief survey. " 'Feed ttiem-' responded the professor, as though he didn't hear arii. lit 'Why I don't feed them any thing. 1 thought the old hens had milk enough for them.' " SCIATIC RHEUMATISM. How a Promturut Keatncklan Suffered, with It His Cnro a Marvelous One. Tew men In Kentucky uro better known than lion. John &i. ilice, ef Louisa, Lawrence County, late Circuit Jutlse of thj Sixteenth Judicial District of Kentucky, and few mon In lhat or any other Stat-.' have p'issou through a inoro reiuarkabto experience aud live to tell the tale. About six years aiu ho was attacked with sciatic rheumatism, which developed so fast that he soo.i lost alt Control of 'it i legs, ills whole systaia became derailed ;iml ho was Indeed a physical wreck. The muscles cf his limbs Mere reduced byatrophy to mero string, and ho felt that his life was gradually wearing away. Eminent physicians were consulted and all known means of relief employed without avail, and it lndeei seemed as tliouti Kentucky was to lose one of her most valued cltt7.eus. It was at this ttnio that Judge Itlce first heard of lir. Williams' i'lutc l'llls for Palo People. He promptly applied ihem to his own case, and as a result ho ts to-day a volt man. The (ffect of tho Pills w;is marvelous. JudKo Iiieo regained the power of his limbs, his appetite returned, and nature again performed her functions properly. Tho above case was Investigated and vouehoi for by the Covington Post, and stands as one of the most remarkable cures known In the annals of medicine. No discovery lit medicine has created more discussion, botti In medical circles nnd In tho newsp:l;ers, than Ir. Williams' I'luk Pilli. The ninny it rant kabte stcrlo-i that have been published of the cures effected by these pills havo brought them Into tho greatest prominence bo:h la tlit. country aiei abroad 'I hey havo been analyzed t.y some of the most eminent cbemIsts and it has been ascertained that they are an unfalllior specific for such diseases as locomotor atuxla. partial paralysis. Sr. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, tho arter effects of la crlpne, palpitation of the heart, pule and sallow complex Ions, that tired feeling resulting from nervous prostration; all diseases resulting from vitiated humors in tbe Mood, such as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc. 1 hey are also a specific for trouble peculiar to females, such as suppressions) Irregularities and all forma ot weakness. Good Logic. Forty years since, "Porto Crayon" was down on Albemarle Sound, und told a native that there wero men with mouths t ight inches wide. The native declared that was a iish-storv: Porto reproved him for his incredulity, and pointed out that deductions from known facts proved this statement. "Wo know," ho said, "that oysters must ho eaten wuold: we know that there aro oysters eight inches across the minor diincns'ons: tl:e:e!ore, there must lie mouths eight inches wide to take them in. or the beautiful chum of harmony iii the untvei'f? is I rokeib"

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Tho flliitk ami the Iltu-lr. Thomas Hennessy of Whitncyville, while recently haying in the meadow, heard a llnttering in the brook, and upon invest igut on found a mink holding a duck under witterr.earsottieovorhanging alders, lie mado a splash on t he water and the mink abandoned the duck, whi: h en - e to the surface and feebly tried to swim. The fond, which I was easily caught, soon expired from' a wound in the nerk. Mr. Hennessy j placed the dm k upon the grass within ' a few feet of his work, and while yet I meditating upon the prospects Ot' a rich j stew from his unexj o ted rapture his ; attention was i gain called by tho agi- ' tat'oti of the water. He turned in reason to see tho mink in full possession of his bird. The thief was hotly pursued, I ut he hung to his prey and dexterously evade ! every effort ut capture, and finally mysterously disappeared fioai view. Kotino' oe .Me.) Journal. Cheor;nr. This growsonio talc Is told in a French paper. "The (lying assassin of M. Carnot was caught and held nut 1 apprehended by M. L , a good citizen of Lyons. Two evenings later bo was visited at his homo by a pair of well-dressed young men, who ar.noun od themselves as Parisian journalists, whose v -sit was for the purpose of honoring tho bravo M. L and to beg a photograph for illustration of a just article upon his admirable a tion. The good M. L complied with modest pleasure. As soon rs the visitors had tho gift fairly in their possession, they withdrew, only stopping at the door long enough to say, calmly: 'Sir. we arc rot Journalists, but anarchists. We have your head look oat for it -it is already lost!' " Wonderful Indian Uunurrs, A Tarahumaris Indian has ocen known to c.n-.v a letter fro-n Cnampares. to Chiliiiiih'.ia and back again in live days, tho distance being nearly 'Oil miles, in some parts where the Turahumaris serve the Mexicans they are used to run in the wild horses, driving them into the corral: it may take them two or three days to do if, sleeping at night and living on a little pinole. They bring in tho horses thoroughly exhausted, while thoy themselves arc-still fre-h. Thoy Will outrun any horse if yon give the .n time enough. They w ill l ursue deer in the snow, or with dogs, in the rain, for (lays and days, until at last the animal is cornered and shot with arrows, or falls an easy prey from sheer exharstion, its hoofs dropping oX Seribuer. Salvation Army Julillee. The gre.it American Jubilee Coni gross of the Salvation Army will take i place hi Xeiv York City lietwoeu Oct. I -d and 27, when Gen. iiooth, the foundor of the Armv, will visit this country. On Monday, Oct. 2?, a monster i reception will be given the Cer.eral in i Union Square at t-:o0 p. m . and a great ! welcome meeting in Carnegie Music ' Hail at H p. m. Tuesday, the -'.'. Con. I Iiooth will speak on the "Social ! Scheme," in Carnegio Music Hall. At j 2:i the same day the General will hold ! a special meeting for members of the ; Auxiliary League Hall. After leaving i New York Gen. Iiooth will make u i grand tour of tho continent, occupying the rest of the year, and then visit Canada. Hit lior.o an CpUeopaliun. A Yirginia judge once visited a plantation wiieto the darky who met him at the gate asked him which barn ho would have his hor.-e put in. "Have you two barns?" in paired tho juogo. j "Ves, sail." replied tho darky; i "dars do ole barn, and mas'r has jea build a new one. " Where do you usually put the horses of visitors who come to see mastery'' "Well, sub, if ilev'B Metodis's or Hantis's. we gen'ruliy puts 'em in do j old barn: but if dey's 'Piscooal, wo puts 'em in do new one. ' Well, Ham, you can put my horse in the new barn: I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an lfpiseopalian." Wanted to i'loase Him. Possiui, walking ore fay on tho boulevard with tho musician I'raga, was gree'e ( by Meyerbeer, who anxiously in ii'i'eil after the health of his dear Possiui. "Bad. ve;y bad,' answered the latter; 'a headache, a sideachc, and a 1 g I an scarcely move.'' After a few moments' conversation. Meyerbeer pa sed n and 11aga asked tho great composer bow it was he had suddenly become sounwell. Smilingly Hossini reassured his friend. "Oh. 1 "couldn't bo lxjtler: 1 only w. nted to please Meyerbeer. He would be glad to see me smash up." Like "Sweet nolln Jan-ileil Out of Tune," Weak nerves respond harshly and lnharmonior.sly to slight shocks, which w ould pro luce no ettect ut;m atroriz ones. The ehrlt! emery of a child, the slamming ot a door, the r.itt tin ? j of a vehicle over utioven pavement and other i trill Inn rtl-lurhancis affect weak ncircs- seufcitivc nerves ro'rely. N'ervov.o esa is lar.ely attributable to dyspepsia aud non-assimilation oi the foot, a very usual concomitant of sleeplessness. IiigtfUion and assi-iiilatlor, renewed by Hot otter's Stomach Itinera, soon beget n rve quietude and sound repo.o. Tho great a'temtlve cili a's th) liver an t boweM to unite la eo operative harmony with tiv stomach, wlK-rcby the general tone of the system ia raised to the true standard of health. In malarial comrdaiuts, rheumatism and kidney troubles the Bitters produce excellent reaulu. Thoo Two Miles. I.a-t week I asked a Cavan laboring man how far it was to a place for which I was bound. "Two miles, your reverence." "Two miles and a little more'.-" said I, knowing, by long experience, that mv co.intrvmon don't like to discourage tt traveler by letting him know that he has still u long walk before him. "Weil, your roverenco. it's two miles strong and rich, so to stake. ' The .Spectator. TraiiHplnnMnir bnrffi' Trees. Tt you l.avo largo fruit trees you wis 1 transplanted, dig around them toward the close of summer, cutting oil the larger roots at from three to live feet from-the nody. according to the size of tho tree. Twelvo months later they will have made so 11 any small roots to replace tho larger ones that transplanting can bo attempted safely.

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An Experiment In Co-operation. Agneta Park, near IDelfth, in Holland, is the result of an interesting experiment in co-operation. A trai t of ten acres lias upon it 150 houses, each with its little garden and with certain common buildings and common grounds. The houses aro occupied by the employes o' a groat distilling company, who form a corporation which owns tho park. Kach member owns shares in tho'oorporalion and pays rent for liis honso; tho surplus alter expenses aro paid comes back to him asdi vidends. f he wishes to go away or dies his shares aro bought up by the corporation and sold to tho man who takes his place. Irrlsal Ion. A correspondent says: "In irrigating you must use largo quantities oi w ater. A small quantity applied to the base of a plant is of no benolit. Tho rule I have found out is f.O gallons to the square foot of ground. With this quantity we can keep sweet peas growing and full of (lower the whole of the season. As a test 1 gave ono plot half the amount and lost them all. Give liberally or not at all. it would be better to give 101 irallons onee a week than to give 50 gallons twice a week." THAT JOYFUL FKKlilNG With the Rxhilerttlnir sense of renewed health and strength mid internal cleanliness, which follows tho use of Syrup of Figs, is unknown to the few who have not progressed beyond I he old tiraa mcdielnes and the cheap substitutes somctimos offered but never accepted by tho well informed, snould Try It on tho Dog First. A unique trolley car fender is proposed by a Hoston inventor. Ho has taken the largo 'revolving brushes from a street sweeper and placed them in such a position under tho car so that a person who happens to fall in ,'ront of tho car will be swept from the track. "An Ounce of prevention is worth a pound of core." Itipans 'i abides do not weigh an ounce, but thev contain ninny pounds of good. One tubule gives relief. Try for yourself the nf.it time you havo a headache or bilious attack. That was a considerate roportcr who iu writing of the aemiso of a spinster of Ml. said, "sl.o died at an advancod youth." Like a touch of nature, which makes the wcr'.'l akin, tho use of Glenn's Sulphur Boap h anttlies the complexion of young ladles in every part of the unlrerofl. There is nothing more cowardly than being afraid of the truth. A pkomise is easier broken than n ended. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Prico 75 cents Many a king makes a looi's bauble Of a sce'pf .er. Attend tho Fort Wayne Bnsinosa College. The wido-awako man knows when to sleep. send vour full name and address to Dobbins' Soiip Mfg. Co., I'hilnd i.. Pa., by return m;iil, and get fve of ml ro.sf, a eoupon worth several dollars, if used by you to its full advantage. Don't delay. This is worthy attention. s tkck economy Rurrws' now to maRo" good hash. TO PUT ON needed flesh, no matter how you've lost It, take Dr. Pierce's -'Golden Medical Dis covery, it worics y wonders. By restorins the normal ac tion of the deransred ' organs and functions, it builds th: flesh up to a safe and healthy standard promptly, pleasantly and naturally. The weak, emaciated, turn, pale and puny are made strong, plump, round and rosy. Nothing so effective as a strength restorer and ilesh maker is known to medical science; this puts on healthy flesh not the fat of cod liver oil and its filthy compounds. It rouses every orpfan of the body to activity, purine?, enriches and vitalizes the blood so that the bod feels refreshed and strengthened. If you are tos thin, too weak, too nervous, it may be that the food assimilation is at fault. A certain amount cf bile is necessary for the reception of the fit foods in the blood. Too often tho liver holds back this element which would help d'srection. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery stimulates, tones up and itivi-T-crates the liver, nourishes the blood, and the muscles, stomach and nrves get the rich blood they require: Spent Hundreds of Dollars with no Benefit. M. J. CotCMAN ot s.t Sargent it., mxeury. fijs.'.. writes : Alter SnflVrhig from dyspepsia and constipation w-ith mitold agenv for at least 18 months, 1 am more thfl.1 p!c:t.-ed to say lti.it after r.-ing Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery aud Pleasant Pellets ' for one month, I was entirely cured, aud from that day to this I do not know, thank God, what even a slight hetid.ichc is. I paid a doctor on Tremont St., Tl.iston. in one day for his advice only,) the sum O! jlo.no Willi 101 - c ,rV.. . v- T?an medicine, and derived no J- Coleman, rsa benefit. I got more relief in one hour from your medicines, as far as my utomach was concerned, than from all Ihc other medicine I used. If any person who rends this is suffenmj from dvstx pta or constipation aud will use your medicine as I have done, lie will never regret it." IH'ltAllLE-EAStLT APPLIED. 1H1H iU.'UMB H, IU,U1Uf:,eliireil froia natural Triuntmi asphalt oiitorials. Eiuil will not dry up im,l lieeoflie brittle tiU'lsr exposure to th r.-ather as coat-tar riiotlinrs do. ft'ii.l fur Free Sam. i)Vfouf CircHhim to WARREN CHEMICAL & MFG. CO. rroAMjLfKoo'AYai- w York, V. S. A. """XT SHOCKING 1 A mild, conO tinuous current of electricity cures. Get a catalogue by writing TUB OWEN ELECTRIC BELT CO. 209 State Street, CfltcAOO, IhU. fin VfTTT Wcoffor employment to'liuouor -"-' 1 Lr wcimii iu each comity, that w 11 WANT l y f i' momh. No capital re,nlill' ro ,lr d. Addroas, I". W. ZleKler WORK r.t Co., llox 1700, Phil .doll hlu, i n. St lacobs Oil rub it rubbing U on it has got FREE ! Muppan. 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