Bloomington Progress, Bloomington, Monroe County, 25 April 1894 — Page 3

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J" have W take mWroai ram I Ware to teksn mterneUr, -eathahlbod tad anraoni in! earn cm ! no amok me M by on of the but mqmwiuom best blood sarltm. aortas Hi results k cartas; aeUU. INK r CO., Fun, TBfeda, Ofaie. seise to. i "WSAT ban bfiMla nf th AlA.fesV ioned woman who was a nftw-fashloned woman two years gb in following the W wag wnnout corsets:' lh Beak Men Wanted. sty: we want some good men. bob Ma. aad psrbee ol that stamp can Always M 11 iphadM bsglheee opportunity at our wiv '.in at the way air. & Jolnao, Ofthe arm 8. F. Johnson ft Co.. aUotmood. Vs.. a tale a the case In reference e taw aovertisemet in uua paper. There is mn than the difference of a letter between a dimple and a punpie. Hood's Sarsaparilla is Peculiar to Itself n ia peculiar la Its origin, pesnllar In the researsaMe growth of tk oualnsssof its peculiar In the wonderful t nas aeeeoipUafced. Soothes iran-ftallMi hlAAA.fmf ft ha ecullftr" record flhown hv the yast sua of testimony from people who have been MtmI hr Rnid'a Rirminr1 1 1 a fiudiwda ot letters are being constantly leeeived which tell tale of misery, with Peculiar After the Grip Bead aarsaparma seems to be especially adapted to Just those oondttloss where an Invigorating medicine is Indispensable, and to ast those times when heavy doctors' bills are to he avoided. The Grip always leaves a "Beealiar weakness, which Hood's Karaaparilla,by its -peculiar" virtues, iipeisly overcomes. Much sickness and nnhap(lnes follow a nettleot properly to build vs the system after the Grip. Hood's Sarsaparilla will always do this, and Uutslt la Peculiar In the Spring Asanas eseiyune feels the need of an rawigetattag blood purifier andreUab'.e tonle. The smatfiess nun, the bfnee-wife. the faory operative, lawyers, doctors, ministers, all have a "peculiar" enervated, exhausted, all-tired oat feellnz In the spring. Amine eoalbA Jemedy is found la Hood's SarssparUAb It makes pure, healthy blood, throwsMF the imparities, gives strength to the limes, elasticity to the step, altords rerreshingaleep and creates a good appetite. Rood's pereaperlllh does this, and thus It . Is -pecnHaii" Set only Hood's, because - r-r i HoOOfa Mil cere all Liver Ills, Bilionsaesa Jskadtoe. Ingestion. Sick Ilcadiehe. Compound CURES ALL .Ailments of Women. It will entirely cure the wont forms of female Complaints, all Ovarian troubles. Inflammation, and Ulceration, Falling and Displacements of the Womb, and consequent Spinel Weakness, and a peculiarly adapted o the Chanje of Life. : It has cured mere cases of Lencorrhoea than any remedy the world has ever known. It ia almost infallible in such cases. It dissolves and expels Tumors from the Uterus in an early stage of development, and checks any tendency to cancerous humors. That Bearing-down Feeling eansrag pain, weight, and backache, is instantly relieved and permanently cured by its use. Under all circumstances it acta in oanneay With the laws' that govern the femsie system, and is as harmless ss water. nEBnus Mm. oo- Iana. aii! dlaH Mil It. Uha fc. mam Bit .. a Slakbara's Uvsr P Ms, m osots. KNOWLEDGE Srisgs com fort and inprorenient tnj tends to personal enjoyment when rightly rued. The many, who lire better than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the'needs of physical being, will attest the Talne to health of the pore liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of figs. Its excellence is doe to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative ; eflectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers ana permanently caring constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, liver and Bowels without weakening them and it is perfectly tree from very objectionable substance. Byrupof Figs is for sale by all druggists in oOe and $1 bottles, but it is man. nfactored by the California Fig Syrup Oo. only, whose name ia printed on every peerage, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, yon will not accept any substitute If ofieied. dGQIl 5 IIUISIUII of cod-liver oil presents a perfect food palatable, easy of assimilation, and an appetizer; these are everything to those who are losing flesh and strength. The combination of pure cod-liver oil, the greatest af all fat producing foods, with Hypophosphites, provides a remarkable agent for Quick Flesh Building in all ailments that are associated with loss of flesh.

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JURY GIVES HER A VERDICT FOR $15,000. Notorious Follard-Brecklnrldge Breach ot Promise Case Is Ended at Last SmallPol Kpidemle Is Not Abating In ChicagoFeet noose Overcrowded. Jury strikes an Average. The Pollard-Breokinridge trial in Washington is endod at last and MadeUna Pollard has a Verdict for $15,000 against tho silver-tongued Congressman from the blue-grass region. Tho jury rendered its verdict after hHving been out a little oveP ah hour. Tho jury took fifteen ballots before reaching a conclusion. The difference was mainly over the amount of damages to be granted, and there was but one man on the jury who favored the defendant. On the first ballot one juror voted for the defense and hung out for a time, but his colleagues thought he did it more for the sake of argument than because he was strongly m favor ot (JOL Breckinridge. A number of ballots were required to reach a compromise on the amount of damages to be awarded. Two or thiee jurors wanted to give the full amount of $50,000, while the others thought that merely nominal damages would serve to express their opinion that the Congressman had treated Miss Pollard shabbily. Col. Breckinridge, according' to a dispatcn, was very cool aftar the verdict had been rendered. He declined to speak at that time for publication. as did his attorneys. Miss Pollard was somewhat excited, but not hysterical, while awaiting tho result, and broke into tears when she heard itShe decline! to be interviewed, and her attorneys said that she was anxious to effaces herself frjm the public sieht as far as possible, now that the case had ended. Congressman Breckihridce will aDneal the ca-rt. and in thn meantime will go to Kentucky and demand a re-election as a "vindication. The Vardlet 1 1 Announced. At 4:35 there was a rush toward the court-room. Judge Brad'ey and the jury entered at one door. Col.. BreolrInrldge, his son and CoL Phil Thomp son, nis attorney, oy tne otner. xtiere was some delay in waiting for the other parties. Every one knew the jurors had not come in to ask for instructions, because they carried their coats and hats. The jury had been out only one hour and twenty-eight minutes. There was an intense silence. Five minutes passed before Attorney Carlisle, representing Miss Pollard, entered. Judge .Bradley requested the people to refrain from demonstration?. Then the verdict of $15,000 for the plaintiff was announced. There was no expression of approval or disapproval from the crowd. Col. Breckin ridge him. elf rose to make a motion for a new trial and the court adjourned. mere was not tuns but expressions of approval and regrets that the amount was not larger among the few Senators in the Senate chamber when the bulletin was announced to them and rapidly passed around the chamber. Since the verdict was rendered tbe theatrical managers have redoubled their importunities, and several telegrams came to Miss Pollard offering her astonishing sunas to go upon the stage at once. Her friends decline to give the names of the theatrical managers or to discuss iheir offers, saying mat no attention wui ue paia to any oi them. Ask Congress to Take Action. Hardly had the verdict In the Pol-lard-Breckinridge case been rendered hen a meeting of prominent Washington women was called to take action rog&rding the case of Col. Breckinr: dge. Representatives of several feminine organizations met at Willard's Eotel, and, afler an interesting conference, adopted resolutions calling upon Congress to consider the qualifi cations of Representative Breckinridge for membership in that body. PEST HOUSE CROWDED, A Most Sertona Condition of Affair Exists la Chicago. One hundred and twentv-six new cases was the small-p x record in Chicago for the last week as shown by the dmks in tne iieaitn Department. Twenty-five of these were reported on D'naay, iwenty-tnree on saiuraay. Eleven had l eon discovered up to 4 o'clock Sunday, and the department aiwiares tne disease is stui spreading. One hundred and eighty-six patients. si ys a dispatch, are in the pest house, several ate in tne "suspect ward of the C )unty Hospital, ana a number are qi larantlned in private houses because there is no room in the city's hospital. N j more women or children will be removed from infected houses unless se me extra provision is made for their cure. The Department of Health, bv its olficials and inspectors, declares itself unable to meet the emergency and prevent the further spread of the disease unless fnrther facilities are provided at once and the people of the wards most affected eo-oparate in reporting new ca.es a soon as they arise. The most serious condition of affairs h:ss been found in the southwest portion of the city, especially in the Ninth and Tenth Ward. Dr. M. Brand, the Inspector, found three persons dead in their houses Sunday, and two similar ct Jies on Saturday. The people living it the houses had concealed the existence of smallpox until death came and they were compelled to call in the undertaker. He notified the Health De partment and Dr, Brand was sent to investigate. Went to School and to Chtirch. "It would not he w ell to give the addi -esses, " said thu di.ctor when he wai atiked about t'l'-m, "but thoy wero in ftxalligs where tho pooplo hud Legn

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paseing In and out, the children going to schooi, the family attending church and going about as it smal.i-pdx. wero an every-day affair. That soems to be

Sothirig extraordinary, either. I have ad a number of cases where tho first word we had ot thom was from the undertaker. Generally we find one or two new cases in tho house with the dead body, but the isolation of such cases it net enouirh to stem tho trouble. because we are called in alter the harln has been done. "Another thing, and the most serious obstacle, is the Opposition to tactlns tion. Thei Poles Especially seem to regard inoculation with fear as a thing to be dreaded. It Is next to impossible to persuade the residents of the district to prot ct thomsalvea and their neighbor froirt coalagion. A a result the condition of thitigs here is serious and something ought to be done at once u tney are not t be worso. "Here is an example of tho way the disease is scattered: 1 was called in to examine a pationt in a house. I found a little girl already dead, another sister in the first stages, and tho father, who was a butcher, attending to his shop every day. There had been no attempt to isolate him. He sold fresh moat to hundreds of people in that neighborhood) and it will be strange 11 some of them do nbt come1 flown, sicK. To Make matters worse, this sanitary conditions in the district are very bad. Not an allev in the Ninth or Tenth Ward is paved, and al most all 01 tnem aro tilled with trash. TO RESIST COXEYITES. lorra'S Governor Orders State MUltla Un der Arms. Nine companies Of the Iowa National Guard in tho western part of the State were under arms, ready to go to Coun cil Bluffs in case their presence was needed, to prevent lawlessness and dlsordsr on the part of Kelly's Western industrial army. Gavg-nor Jackson, according to a Dos Moines dispatch. received a te'egram from the Shei'iff of Pottawattamie County, asking him for troops to preserve tho peace and protect pror.eity. The Governor at once ordered Company I, of the Third Regiment, Iowa National Guard, at Council Bluffs, W. i. Atkinson commanding, to report to the sheriff for duty. The company numbers forty men, and is one of tbe best in the State. A short time afterward N- M. Hubbard, Jr.t of Cedar Rapids, attorney tor the Chicago and Northwestern Railway, arrived in Te3 Moines and hurried to the Capitol. H6 rep:-e-f 'ented lo tho Governor that the trunk lines of railroad which touch Council Bluffs would be unab'.e to protect thei:' trains and other property from the invaders. He feared that the :',000 desperate men in Kelly's army would capture trains on s.m.e of tbe east-west roads running into Council Bluffs and run them wild eastward, possibly causing wrecks aud disaster. Gov. Jackson announced his intention of preserving o der and preventing this capture of any trains in Iowa, and in company wilh Mr. Hubbard started for Council Bl.iffs in a special train over the Chicago and Northwestern. Before leaving Gov. Jackson telegraphed to Adjutant General Prim. Who is in .Cherokee, to report for immediate duty and through Mai. J. R. Prim issued orders to the following companies to assemble at their armories and await marching orders: Company G, Third Regiment, Creator,, 10 men, Cspt. w. J. Fnmran; Company I, Third Regiment, Bedford, 65 men, Cspt. M. Miller; Company K, Third Regiment, Corning. 50 men, Cspt. A, B. Shaw: Company 11, Third Regiment, Vlllisca, u men, Capt B. P. Mooro; Company M, Third Regiment, Red Oak, 42 men, Capt. J. W. Clark; Company , Third Raiment, Shenandoah, it) men, Capt. O. L. Shatter; Company L, Third Regiment, Council Blnffs, iO men. Cspt. W. E. Atohlson; Companv I., Fourth Regiment. Sionx City, Mi men, Capt. W. A Kirk: Comoanv H. SlonX Citr. 50 men. Capt J. A. Haley. Frye'a Army Splits in Twain. Vandalia, HI. General Frye and his arm camped here last night Ever since their arrival here the men argued strongly that they could make no headway walking, and many of them being sick ar.- worn out from their long journey ceclared they would go no further on foot, it appeared the mencensuied General Frye for not making a greater effort to get transpoi tation, and this morning they voted by oompany to throw Gene, ai Frye overboard and elect a new general more in sympathy with their ideas. The vote showed a very slight majority in favor of retaining General Frye. Then the men opposed to following General Frye openly declared they would go no further with him. Shortly before noon General Frye started on the National road east, followed by about 200 men. Tho remaining lot! held a caucus and decided to seizo the first Vandalia freight train east and ride as far as possible. Vlnette's Armv Is Arrested. San Bernardino, Cal. In response to a call from Colton for help Sheriff Booth.with forth-eight deputies armed with snot-guns, went to Colton to arrest the second Los Angeles regiment of the army of the unemployed. After quietly leaving this city the army under Captain Vinette marched to Colton and during the night took possession of a Southern Pacific freight train. The engineer side-tracked his Vain and refused to haul the men. Upon the arrival of Sheriff Bo;th and posse, the army was ordered to pet off the cars, which command they refused to obey. The town hose cart was then drawn out and water from the city waterworks was turned on the men. They did not leave, however, until the army was placed under arrest to a man. Coaey at Mafsulon, J. S. Coxey, the leader of the commonweal of Christ, who s j suddenly disappeared from the ranks of tho army at Addison, Pa., on Thursday, made his appearance in -the streets of Massillon Saturday morning. Mr. Coxey arrived there Friday night, and was driven directly to his honu-. When questioned about his ccmmrnweal, he answered that it was a glorious success, and that Washington would be reached without trouble of any kind. To Be Vaccinated or Quarantined. The Indiana Stit3 Board of Health passed an order demanding that the Indianapolis Board of Health publish an official order that every person in the city be vaccinated immediately or submit to be quarantined. Telegraphic Clicks. Two score society people of Platte City, Mo., have been indicted for playing progressive euchre. JonN Clark, of the well-known thread manufacturing firm of Paisley, Scotland, is dead. He was 07 years old. A maximum railway freight rate schedule is likely to be put in force in Kansas, in obedience to the demands of the farmer.-i. Miss Eu, and Edgar Townsend were arrested at Fish Creek, Texas, for infanticide, and the oung woman admitted tho crimo. Citizens of Fremont County, Wyoming, petition for additional Government troops at Fort Washakie, fearing an Indian outbreak. The sight of OUie Roberts, of S'edalia, Mo., aged 12, was ruined bv the explosion of a cigarotto loaded' with powder by another Loy. Alex S. Paris, 16 years old, who forged the name of Agent C. Bryan, of the Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad, at Cincinnati, and : retired $075, was brought back from San Francisco. Policeman Flynn, of II lena, Mont., was murdered by burlars,whoin he found in the act of dril iug a hole in the safe of the Northern Pacilio ticket office. The Pension Bureau has been notified of the oonvietion of Dr. Frank Fuller, alias Dr. Mi'cVIl, alias Dr. Ford, alias Dr. Dunn, a l is Prof. A. J. Cook, at Springfield, Mo., for falsely personating a special pension examiner. Fuller has bjon boiituiicud to two t yean' impriauumuut.

how Fashions In Dolls' kyes Are Set. Who Would thinfe of such a thing as a Queen doeidingthe color of thedolls' eyes within her kingdom. Such a thing has boon done, not by royal edict, however, but simply by having her Majesty's owu eves set the fashion. Vhen Victoria boeatno Queen of England, more than fifty years ago, she was fair and young, with very blue eyes, whereupon blue eyes became all the fashion, aud all the loyal dolhtiukera of her kingdom began sending bluo-eyod dolls from their factories. In Italy aiid Spain, where all the) froat beauties have olive skins and ark handsome eyes, a bio ade doll jg not a common sight. Japanese dolis have twinkling, beady black eyes set in their heads aslant, while the gayly dressed dolly from Singapore looks from her copper-colored face with a pair oi narrow, coquettish black eyes, quite different in expression irom either the Spanish or Chinese beauties. Where Monks and Mans Are Plentiful The roiiglous statistics of Belgium for lfiW, which were only published toward the close of last year, give the number of conventual institutions and their inmates in the Kingdom 228 monasteries, with -1,770 monks, and 1,64(1 convents, with i"-; 12S sisters and nuns. These have grotn during the decade preceding from 213 monasteries, with 4,10 monks, and 1,348 convents, with 21,242 sisters. The increase was not so great as in the period 1870-'-0, when many of the religious expelled from Prussia settled in Belgium. In the next decade many of these returned; dwing to the relaxation of the church laws. But there are still over 30,000 men and women belonging to tho various brders. and, taking tho population of Belgium at (V'00,000, we find one "religious" monk or sistei to every 200 persons. London Guardian. A Railroad Through the Sea. An interesting experiment is about to be carried out at Brighton in the shape of the construction of a marine railway for the purpose of connecting Brighton with the little village of Rottingdean, some three or four miles to the eastward. Tho rails will bo laid on the tolid rock with concrete, and at high water will be covered by tho sea which, however, will not affect the

carriages, the latter being supported on a framework that keeps them high and dry. At this part of the coast the cliffs are high, and the tieach is practically inaccessible, so that no boating traflic will be interfered with. The Cars will bo radved by electricity, like thoso used along the eastern foreshore of Brighton. London News. Tbe Cat aud the Oyster Pie. At Greenville, N. C, Mrs. L. B. Harding had an oyster pie for dinner, sho concluded to warm what was left for supper and placed t he baking tin in the stove. When Mr. Harding went to help himself at supper he had in place of oysters n nice well baked cat fur and 'all. The eat had crept in the stove, enjoyed tho oysters, and, no doubt feeling well, had coiled up in the baking tin for a nap. Atlanta Constitution. HEALTH REIGNS SUPREME. The Home of the sisters of Providence, St, Marys, lnl Seldom Visited by Jickness. Sister Ambrose Explains the Reason to a Reporter Duo to the Strictest Kales of Hya-lenc and to the Medicine Used Information of Tsluo to Everyone. (From the ferre Haute Erprets.) Four miles to the northwest of Terro Haute, as tho pigeon flies, lies tho beautiful and picturesquo village of St. Marys. This is a Roman Catno'lo in stitution which has attained something more than national celebrity. Fifty years ago it was established by six Sisters of Providenca, who came from the shore? of France to lay the foundation for this great ch jritablo order. It now consists of the home of the Sisters of Providence, known as tho Providence House, a lai ge female seminary, one of the finest chapels in the United State.-, and a rectory in which the priests make their home. It is also the Mecca to which hundreds ol Sisters of Charity flock each year to make their annual retreat. During these retreats a prolonged fast is maintained, and the greater portion of the time spent in religious sacrifice. A reporter of the Expre? called at the institution one day this week, and asked of Sister Mary Ambrose if there was any apparent reason for the good health with which they were blessed. The answer was that particular attention is paid by the sisters in charge of the health and happine s of tho students. "Bodily ailment," she said, "cannot help but have its e oct on the mind. In order to keep the mind bright and active and perfectly clear at ail times, the student's physical conmust be as nearly perfect as possible. Some time ago there was more or less ailment noticeable among the sisters and students, which was probably due to atmospheric causes, though of course I do not know just what its origin roally was. Shortly after this became noticeable a friond highly recommended a medicine o.illed if, Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People aud so urged upon mo to give them a trial that I ordered some of them, and they have beon used in tho institution over since. A few days ago the manufacturers wroto mo for an opinion of Pink Pills, and my : ep y was as foil,ws: " Umpeded iiirs: In answer to your kind request f r our opinion of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, we ure pleased to Bay that these Piuk Pills were eo highly recommended to us that we wore ind .-.ced to try them, and we think our repeated orders fo.- them aro .ifficiont evidence that we tlnd them all they were repro.cnted, a good blood builder aud an e.v. client nerve U.ic. Yours very respectfully, SISTER 31. AMUROSK, "Stcrtiarij for S:'sfe- or Providence. Medical scientists concede that weak blood .and shattered norved nw two fruitful causes of nearly every disease to whioh human Uesh is heir, and if Dr. Williams' medicine is, as Sister Ambrose says they have found it. "a good blood i milder and an excellent nerve tonic." tne source ol good health at M Mary's is easily traced. When all the students assemble in tho Academy Building on next commencinent day, it will do one's heart good to see that brilliant array of bright faces, bright eyes and happy dispositions, which are due very largely to the extensive u e of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. The Sisters of Providence aro never without them. Their orders are place 1 by the gross diroot with tho manufacturer. This is certainly a high recommendation for the medicine, for there is probably no class of people that gives more attention to the physi.-al health ani welfare of its members than the Sisters of Providence. The striutot rules of hygiene aro observed at fell times, and they would not use anything in which they did not have unb ounded faith. An analysis of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pole feople shows that they contain, in a condensed form, all the elements necessary to uive new life and richness t; the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, nouralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of la grippe, l alpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in n ale nr K inalo, and ali d'rteases resulting from viti.ated humors in tho b'ood. Pink Pills are sold by fl!l dealers, or will bo sent post paid on receipt of price ;il cents a bos, or li boxes for $2.5 - thoy aro never sold in bulk or by tho Km- by addressing (Jr. Williams' Medioiua Co., boliouociudy,

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The American language. The newspapers of this country that are printed in tho German language ought to be printed in tho Engli-h. whih is the American. Tens of thousands of the German immigrants in New York suiter in their business, or are kept from growing rich, or are circumscrioea m tneir social relations, j by their lack of knowledge of the common speech of the country. A fur larger proportion of them than now use tne r,nglish would very soon use It if it wero not for the fact that they read only papers in the language of Germany. We appreciate, value, and like the German language, but neither the German nor the French, neither the Italian nor the Bohemian, neither the Hebrew nor the Yiddish can ever become the speech of this country. New York Sun. He traan't (Shoving: A frenzied officer was trying to keen the crowd back from a horse that had fallen on Main Street, and. to add force to bis frowning appearance, he howled out to the crowd in a general way: "I'll break your head if I come back there, for shoving that way." "I ain't shoving, and you know it, sd don't get fresh," came a wee voice. It emanated from the smallest bit of humanity in the mob, a 6-year-old youngster who felt that he had been unjustly accused of exerting his strength to crowd the policeman. The laugh that followed the expression was joined in by the good-natured officer himself. Buffalo Express. Indians In War. The Indians are to be mustered out of tho United States Army, and the announcement serves to recall the time when the question Of employinc them in civilized warfare was a burning one in this land. The patriot commanders of tbe Revolution and their British enemies wero never tired of exchanging accusations upon this subject, and tho murder of Miss McCrea grew out of the employment of Indians by the British. Later, in the war of 1812, the Indians were stirred to arms against United States troops and mutual hatreds of the two nations were embittered by the ancient cause of quarrel. Dry HumorAs I rode by a miserably poor hillside farm in Tennessee, one day, I saw the farmer sitting on the fence, chewing a bite of long green very complacently. "Good morning," I said; "how far is it to the mill?" '"Bout three miles in thewayyou've got to go,'1 he replied in a whisper. "What's the matter?" I asked. "have you a cold?" "No, mister," he whispered again, . "'taint that. It's this yer farm. I've been livin' on it fer ten years, an' the . land's so dern pore I hain't been able ' to raise my voice on it fer tne last five." At tbe Theater. Theatergoer (to lady in front, whose hat is decidedly in the way) Madam, would you have the goodness to take your hat off? It prevents me from seeing tbe stage. Lady (indignantly) Certainly not. Quartette of Wrathful Spctators Take your hat off, please. But the fair offender only tightens her lips and looks determined, Wily Youth fin a stage whisper It's a blamed shame. Leave the lady alone: she has no hair. In an incalculable portion of a second the hat is removed, exposing luxuriant abundant looks, and everyone is happy. Japanese Manufacture. It is a matter of singular interest that Japan is now manufacturing modern war material for the u o of Western nations Six guns manufactured at the Japanese Government arsenal at Osaka have just beon supplied to the Portuguese Government. A month or so since a British linn took the firat steps in the establishment of a watchmaking concern in Japan for the manufacture by Japanese workmen of watches for Western markets. A Key Tnat Welg-hs Seven Pounds. An old and curious key and lock is attached to the door of Temple Church, in Fleet street, London. The key weighs' seven pounds, is eighteen inches long, and, unlike other keys, it wui not made for the lock. On the contrary, tbe lock was made for it. Both key and lock have been in use since the crusades, the church itself having- been built by the Knights Templars. Hardware. In Holland. When a child is dying, the people of some parts of Holland are accustomed to shade it by curtains from the parents' gaze, the soul being supposed to linger in the body so long as a compassionate eye is fixed upon it. Thug, in Germany, he who sheds a tear in leaning over an expiring friend, ana does not wipe it off, enhances, they consider, tho difficulties of death's last struggle. Time and Season. All things have their time and season, aud in the changeful temperature of a closing winter rheumatism flourishes. Tho best treatment is referred to in a letter from Miss Liua Guuekle, Trenton, O., Feb. 22d, 1893, who says: "I silierod for Boveral years with rheumatism, but was cured by St. Jacobs ' il. I am now well and nevor feel anyUiin;rof it." Better get tho Oil in time and there will be no season of trouble afterwards. Bad KHecta ot ta Bllasard. It is cold weather to be without a coat, but such is the case with uw. We spread our duster over our garden pons last night to keep tho frost off, and it frozo so hard that tho cow stepped on it sumo time ((luring tho night and broke it all to pieces. llawkinsville (Uu.) Skinner. Whkn some pooplo catch cold, it settles right where they talk. A man who has 110 poor Kin thinkn It would bi a pleasure to hatu them.

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Agreed to Dig Each Other1 Graves. The recent death of JacV: Odeil, the oldest grave disrger in I'asst io County, New Jersey, brought to lightan agreement entered into lifty years ago, when Unoertader Hiram Gould interred the first body in the Sandy Hill cemetery. Odell, who was then the only grave digger In tbe neighborhood, agreed with Mr. Gould to dig his grave and drive his hearse if the undertaker should die first. Mr. Gould ffiado the same agreement with Ooell, anc a' bo said he would pav the funeral expenses if Odell died poor. Odolt vis:.:.ed Gould's establishment about a yea? ago and said ho had saved money enough to pay for bis funeral, mid turned the money over to the undertaker. Odell died a few days ago. Mr, Gould, who is nearly 80 years old, dug the grave digger's grave and. drove the hearse to the cemetery. New York Press. A Standard Bearer. In the crusade inaugurated noarly halt a century ago against the professional Ignorance of the old school of medietas, Hoatetter'a Stomach Bitters was a standard bearer. Its victories over disesBe, when tie old-time peciucs proved abject fullnres, proved that the pseudo-philosophy watch saiotloned the rrlnilnliitraiion of violent tcuiedles Where the tune iciuiieu uono, whtob laid down as unalterable rules bloM-lettlnc tiole-it purgation, the use of emetics and tbe employment of corrosive and cumulative potions In xtmple cases -if liver and malarial conit'liint. was in fact the wort of unphllosoptT. coo'iary alike te the laws oi true medicinal telenet, of hygiene and ot common setose. BillousnMS, constipation and chills and fever. u now treated bf the tilUcra, promptly yle'd when before they obstinately resisted old-fusalonec medication. So do dyspepsia rheumatism and kidney complaintall anrely conquerable by this safe and really philosophic remedy. Turklan Susperutltloca. There is no land on earth where more superstitions prevail, than that Of the unspeakable Turk. Some of them are interesting. If by any chance a sparrow or swallow Hies ft the window ana circles three times around the room it is a sign that a blood relation of some one present is abctit to die. There are many signs and tappenings that are supposed to predict marriage. For instance, if ahorse snec ;;es when a young girl passes in the street, she is jxjsitivo that her 'time Is nearly come. If her hair becomes uufaiisened she knows that she will soon oe sought for, and if she goes to eat a -)each and finds its kernel split sho is tiually .certain that she will soon be wedded. XliUoh'a Consumption Cure Is ld on s guarantee. It cures Incipient Co:uumpt:iD. II Is the best Cough Cure, at cents. 50 Muts all C U. A Philadelphia visitor was drowned in a bath f,ub in a Chicago hotel the other night. Having learned by bitter experience the ma nagement of gas fixtures the in habitants of the Quaker city should now dovote their undivided attention to unraveling the dangerous mysteries of the cath. . v.'wt ot tta abors pcrtralt is a m-oRiiuent and much restisoted ltiten, Mr. Robert Maiison. ot West Rye, N. H. Where Mr. Mauson is known " his word is as good o his bond." In a recent letter if Dr. ft. V. Pierce, Chief Consultina Phyildan to the Invalids' Hotel and BurfW fniiitute, Buffalo, N. Y. , Mr. Hanson wij-a : "Dr. Pierce's Pleasant: PeUi's are tbe best pills I ever took for tbe livir. All my friends say they do them tho molt good." This opinion is shared by en ry one who once tries these tiny, little, sugar-coated pills, which are to be found in all met) bine stores. The V. 8. Inspector of Immigration at Bufraio, n. x ., writes oi tnem lis roinws: "From early childhood I hate suffered from a sluggish liver, with all Uii disorders accompanying such a condition. Doctors' prescriptions and patent raodicbies I hare used in abundance ; they only afforded temporary relief. I was recommenced to try Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellt tii. I c id so, taking two at night and one afler dinner every day for two weeks. I have reduiiU tho dose to ono 1 Pellet ' every day for tiro months. I hare in six months increiusd valid flesh twtniy-two pounds. I am in belter health than I have been since childhood, Drowsiness and unpleasant feelings after meals hare completely auappearen." my Assist natnre a little now and then with a gentle laxative, or, if need be, v th a more searching and cleansing t athsrt.i', thereby removing offending matter from tho stomach and bowels, and tonlnr up uid invigorating the liver and quickening its tardy action, and you thereby removi. the cause of a multitude of distressing diffuses, such as headaches, indigestion, biliousness, skin diseases, boils, carbuncles, piles, levers and maladies too numerous to mention If people would nay moro attention to properly regulating tlm action of '.heir bowel, they would have loss I'requm I. occasion I.) call for their diK-l-ira' t.-i-vie. to subdue auaulpl Of djuigerau. d

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That, of an known agents to accomplish this purpoia. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are unsqu&led. Is proven by the tact that ones nasoT. theu xrt alway in favor. Their secondary effect ia to keep the bowels open and rsfruiar, not to further constipate, as is the case with other pills. Hence, their great popularity with sufferers from habitual constipation, piles, and indigestion. Thu " PJsasant Pellets " are far more effective In arousing tho liver to action than "blue pills," calomel, or other mercurial preparations, and have the further merit of being purely vegetable and perfectly harmless In any Condition of the system : no particular care is required while using them. , Composed of the choicest, concentrated vegetable extracts, their cost is much more than is thai, ot other pills found In the market, yet from forty to forty-tour "Pellets" are put up in each sealed glass vial, as sold through druggists.and can be bad at the price of the more ordinary and cheaper made pills. - Dr. Pierco prides himself on having been first to introduce a Little Liver Pill to the American rxople. Many have imitated them, but none ha"e approached his " Pleasant Pellets " in excellence. ' For all Utxative and cathartic purposes the " Pleesint Pellets " arc infinitely superior to all "mineral waters," sedlits powders, " salts," castor oil, fruit syrups (socalled), laxative " teas," aud the many other purgative compounds sold In various forma. Put up in gloss vials, sealed, therefore alwajs freak, and reliable. One little " Pellot " is laxative, two gently cathartic. As a "dinner pill," to promote digestion, take one each day after dinner. To relieve uistretis from over-eating, nothing equals them. The)' are tiny, sugar-coated, antiUliouii granules, scarcely larger than mustard weds. Every child wants them. Then, after thoy are taken, instead of die. turbir.g and nbocking the system, they act in a mild, and natural way. There is no reaction afterward. Thsir help lasts. Accept no substitute recommended to be " just as good." They may bo 6Wfr for tha d-ntei , because of paving him a hotter profit, b Jt n not th 0tta who Utlp.

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