Bloomington Progress, Volume 26, Number 10, Bloomington, Monroe County, 27 April 1892 — Page 4

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If a Chinaman wants you to stay to dinner he gives no invitation; It he does BOt m requests you to romain. Servants receive no nav In China. To revenge himself on his enemy a Chinaman hangs himself on. his neighbor's door. The law then executes the wnoia family. No bank failures have occurred in China for 900 years. For a failure tha officers must lose their heads. Harper's xoung reopie. SLAVKBY still exists In Portnn-nese India. A Brahmin, at Kalloda, possesses at village 01 thirty-two huts, where every soul is as truly his slave and property as in tne oiaen aays; ana recently a 1'ortujroess, traveling from Goa, spoke openly of the slaves on his estate. Mr. Wmrrvn D. Wemtm at Qanara, K.T., Ii frvsn JM hf-b.'et indorsement tort honesty and integrity by all wbo know him. For yaws he aae work wl Air Mr. D. P. Wilson, the har-noM-malw end QMmlMr of the Geneva Board of Health. Kead the following etatemont of hi terrible Bufferings from Dyspepsia Ai d Ids eon by Hood's SarsaparOla: I taken tick last October with gasfefe ntvvz, sua my recovery wea consmerna airaos. hope: bctl I eeald not est the simplest food without Terrible Distress St liieuinil that I had Jeeorerwd tram the ferer to die sMT tarnation. X took pepsin compounds, bismuth, charcoal, cod-liver oil ami m& nnui mvabysloian eocfessed that he did not know wtai else to Sry. Everything I took seemed Uke ourlng Melted Lead into my stomach, I happened to think I had part of a botUo of Hood's Sarsaparilla that had bean in the house for two or three years, that I found had benefited me previously for dyspepsia. I began taking it and noon began to foei better. I have now taken a little over two bottles and can truthfully say I fe-l well aa-alo, and can eat anything without dtstresslng me, em to pie and cheese, which I haye been enable to touch for years. Tho English langnag) djes not contain words enough to permit me to express tho pralK I would lEte to give to Hold's Sarsapa-Jflia.-W. D.WaJrra, 183s CaaUS.,3eiTa H.X. A Good Voucher I have known Kr. Warns D. Wants for many yean, and can vouch for him as a snan of -raoltjr and one wu known about here. I have sold htm sererai botUea of Hood's 8arsaparitla daring tbe pas tnr months.' sf.H.Pxxrmii)8B, Druggist, Geneva. H. Y. HOOD'S Fflcxs can UVEB HXS. ORKILMCR'S Kldnay, Liver and Bladder Curs. Rhenmattsia, Trmbaro. pain in jotataorfraclt, brick dost In tine, frequent calls, irritation, IrrOemgrloil. . gravot, ulceration or catarrh of bliaWer. Disordered IitTer9 Impaired digestion, goat, billiouMMiadacbe. WAJI-lOOT cures kidney diflicultjei, LaQriw, urinary troabja, bright's (Unease. Impure Blood, Scrofula, malaria, fenl weakness or debility. stasswsee-1teeDs4nttefOBeBstus,lfiiakaa. efosi, Onairsaiainiafaadte yea the price said. AtaVrarci 0e. Size, $1.00SiaB. bnhV Oaks, to HeeltVnee Oomadtanon frea Dm. Kn.esa A Crx. Bimoh AafTOn", M. Y. LydiaE. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound A haimless positive care for the worst form of Female Coofplaints, ail Ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ulceration, Falling sind Displacements, also . Spinal Weakness and Leucorrfaota. Itwir. dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus an early stage of development, and checks" he tendency to cancerous humors. It removes faintness, totnlenor, weakness or the stomaca, cures Bloating, Headache, Nervotri Prostration, General Debility, Sleeples sness, Depression, Indigestion, that reeling oi Hearing down, causing pain, weight, and aackacne. t: Vf Basil, n form ttf Piila or Uliweaw, eameiMofe91.0a. Lircr PI ta, Sc. ComPLEASANT leil THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRICiHT AND NEW AND MV COMPLEXION IS BETTER, r doctor says It sett itestly on the stonaeh, Urer vm klancjre. sad tea pleasant laxaUre. This driak raede !rom brrts, kid Is pre pared lorme s easuy m lea. IilscaUed LADE'S E3EDIGIHE ADdrarsUsseU test 30c. sod guo per package. Day one UMlar. Lawe's Family Medlelwe sseeee the aowele eaesi4a. laenlestoeelkiaUay, this oooooooooo OIS is tor sha rare of dyspepsia and Ma attendants, slck-hearh le, coaUps ae tieat aad piles, tbat Cult's Tiny Pills favnavx beetnaa so Csnvraa. They aot W gentry, wUhoot eriping or naasea. oooooooooo PILES AKAKEStHsiTesinstant relief, anil is on TMPALU. BUI ODBK tt PILES. Price. SI: ax drnoists or Dy msu. nssips arlrirhfia "SlV.krriQ Box 116. Hsw YoaK Cat M atTT Sf. BECfliTD with I "ai tea. EnameLs. and Paiiw which stain t he hands, Injure the Iron, and barn off. TbeBlsingSiinStoyePolishisBrUliant, Olorlcss, Durablo, and the eonsumer pays for no On or glass package with every purchase.

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CHAPTER vn -Continued. Contrary to this devout wish, Beverly was again disturbed a few mornings later by a somewhat timid knook at his door. Who'n there?" he called, not with the beet grace In the world. "He, air," came an grammatically from his landlady. "Will you be kind t nough to wait a few moments, Mrs, Shrin p? I am not yet dressed." "I'm sorry, sir. Don't wish to interfere with your arrangements for dr-88-ing. But there' s a n ian down stairs, and there ain't no getting clear of him. Says he's In a hurry, and wants to see you, sir. I couldn't get him to state his business. I commend his gold sense in that particular," muttered Ieverly, sotto voce. "Just send him up, Mrs. Shrimp, and mildly inform him th it this Is not a fa ahionable calling hovr. I'd be forever grateful if that worn m would get a decent pair of shoes," iie continued, as the sound of Mrs. Shr nip's slipshod feet echoed down the hall . After a few moments they returned, accompanied by a firm, heavy tread. Beverly had gotten into his coat, and smoothed his hair into something Uke order, and, thus arrayed, he opened the door to his unexpectod guest. If bis intellect shines as brilliantly as hia trousers, he thought, with a glanoo at his portly visitor, "he la certainly an accomplished old ger.tleman. 1 believe i have not me pleasure oi your acquaintance, " he added aloud, closing the door. "lou will una my name tnere, sir. "Ah! Mr. James Oox. solicitor " read Beverly from the somewhat crumpled card. "You are in jood company, Mr. James Oox. I am a solicitor, too. A pair of rogues togeth er, as it were. Excuse my spirits, please. Force of association, no doubt. The case before the court is Business vs. Pleasure. I don't know your opinion, 1 ut my verdict Is in favor of the plaintiff. Curiosity is a quality, whloh, in our profession, at least, frequently lea. Is to great results. By all means, then, let mine be grati fied. Have I your permission to continue my toilet? I c in listen with earnest attention, I assui e you." "My business is so an stated," was the quiet reply. "As a nember of the bar, let me hope you will the more readily agree to an amicablo settlement of our difficulty. May I sit down?" "By all means. Difficulty, you say? Is it possible that But no matter. Sit down, I beg. Take your choice of chairs. That one by you has a weak back but a steady bottom, I believe,. That old rocker thre, looks innooenf and comfortable. Don't trust it. This filing is ornamental, but apt to lose a leg on slight provocation. Perhaps tho bed's the safest. Once more excuse my spirits. So delighted to have you with me." Mr. Oox regarded Beverly with a slhrhtlv dubious air. Such lightness was j not, in his estimation, in keeping with legal dignity. "I am not here tc trifle, sir," was his reply, as with Bomo hesitation he took possession of the steady-bottomed chair, sitting bolt upright as a precaution against Its weak back. "I am here," he continued, in the same dignified tones, "on behalf of my client, Mr. Ballly, whose bill you " "That bill again," groaned Beverly, pausing in the tying of his cravat. What under heaven possesses the man to keep at me in this wny? I never bought a pin's worth from him in my life, and I certainly will not pay what I do not owe. ChariTy begins at home, and I have no mone y to throw away, I I assure you. You may tel! Mr. Bailly so." Mr. Cox appeared slightly surprised. "I don't understand your deniul of this olaim, Mr. Bailly declares that he himself measured you f r the articles mentioned, and that you offered to settle at the time, but that he, in view of your standing and prospects generally, pre ferred to keep the account open." Mr. .Bailly is mistaken, and under the circumstance, I refuse to pay this bill. Good morning, sir. Mr. Oox frowned at this cold dismissal. ' "If this is your last words," he said j quite calmly, I have to Jnlonn you that my client will not receive it. He is not anxious to be involved in the trouble and expense of a lawsuit. Yet, if other means fail, he will not hesitate at extreme measures. Good morning, sir." Good morning, and good riddance," added Beverly, under his breath. .Nothing hut a swindling outrage, he continued, when his visitor had departed. OI course, Mr. Bailly cannot jret this $60 out of me, but h i can give me no end of trouble, Just at this particular time too, when I want to bo free and easy. Upon the whole, it will be bettter to call upon him personally. Perhaps I shall j get to the bottom of this business. The same afternoon saw him in confidential conversation with Mr. Bailly. "I cannot understand the mistake," that gentleman wa. saying. "The Mr. Beverly I have ina y mind is about your size, though different in general appearance. He left his order lost April, and it being the first time be had patronized my house, I was anxious to do my best. Several weeks after he dropped mo a card with his address, and the information that he would be out of town Tor it month or so. Under the cirmiinstanooH, your answer to my letter decidedly puzzled me. I t'ult there might he something behind it, and for that, reason I sent Mr. Cox to yon. I n-grol having given you this annoyance and trouble, and I really don't know what ! innUe of the matter. Beverly was alw puzzled. "The manteHs the truth,'' lie reflected. "STot the slightest doubt of that. But what of this other Jack Beverly? Does he really exist, or has some clever scoundrel imposed on Mr. Bailly? I should like to get at the bottom of the ZV-?',!? iron my word, there s some mystery here, l wonder If i n the man the ilillards take me to bi . Positively! don't know, and I don't '.elieve T'll try to find out at ads stage of the proceedings. "

CHAPTER vm. ; jUck hud gone to New York by an early "Grandpa, you l ave not admired my j train on what he called a matter of businew bat. I hare been here five mln- j nea, and she did not expect him to rentes, and you have not noticed it." turn before the next day. "Haven't I, my dear? I lind the fuee ; Meantime she decidedly missed him,

beneath it so much prettier that I must t though the suggestion of such a posslspend all my time on that." j bili'y would have been rejected with i

Oh, grandpa, what a flatterer vou are!" Mary's arms were about the old gentleman's neck, and a bear-lik hug was the recompense for his compliment. "But to return to my hat, because I must be gfng in a minute. Do you like it?" "Very much. Is it your selection'" He protended to examine it critically. "No; I really l ad nothing to do with it. Jeannette took upon herself to buy it; and what do yon suppose she did with my-old one?" "I really cannot pretend to guess." "Well, she burned it; actually put it in the kitchen stove. I was so mad. I did not care for the old thing, but her impudence was more than I could stand." "She thought ;t had outlived its usefulness, Mary. Certainly this one is an improvement. Where are you off to nowf "So drive wltti Sir. Beverly. 1 should

have been ready n half hour ago, but life's too short to hurry." "Better Into than never," declared I .Tack when Mary found him two minutes later, we been practicing patience for the Inst quurt er of an hour. "A good thing to practice, "commented Mary, as they drove off. "What did you think about while you waited?" "Well, I thought it about time for mc to be leaving, for one thing. I've staid an unconscionable lime. Do you want me to go?" "What a strange question. Do you doubt grandpa's sincerity?" "By no means. I wish I were equally sure of your feelings." "I have no feelings to be sure cf," she rejoined, with some haste, and the consciousness of a new strange sensation at her heart. "I fear Frank has proved himself a poor student of human nature. May I tell you what he said of you?" "You may, but I shall not feel greatly interested, as I have not the slightest idea who Frank is." "Not know who Frank is, "he repeated, turning n surprised look upon her. "Of course you do." "Of couso I don't." "But you must," Insisted Jaok, "You've forgotten him. He's a fine fellow, but rather light. He likes you immensely, and admires Mr. Millard more than any man he knows, he told me." "Does he? He is an appreciative youth. I begin to like him," "Then please wateh this growing attachment, or I shall become jealous. There's a fine view, but to appreciate it, we should be out. of this carriage." "Let us get out then. I'm tired of sitting, anyway. Aren't you?" "Slightly. Yon never tire of sitting on a horse, though. Do you? Who taught you to ride, Miss May?" "Toby. When I was a baby he used to take me to the fields and tie me on the horse's back. 1. loved it even then." "I oertainly congratulate your teach er, tie should go to Mew York: ana go in the business." "You forget hU style is not New York style." "True, we must consult fashion and not taste." "I don't see why. I have no respect for people who think only of fashion. Besides, I don't like the New York style of riding. I prefer even mine," "Do you?" ho asked quizzically, and then with a daring he regretted immediately, he added, "Whloh style? You know ycu have two." "Which?" she repeated, unable for one brief sec ond to comprehend his meaning. "Ah," she added, with lips quivering, and eyes filled with passionate reproach, "Y'ou are generous." "I am a brute," he answerol penitently. "Forgive me, Mary, I am so sorry." He approached her as he spoke, but with a gesture of abborenoe she moved away from him. "Don't come near me," she cried in a half smothered voice. "Don't dare to come near mc. I won't believe you are sorry. You you are only too glad to pain and embarrass me. You Don't interrupt me; I will have my say. You talk to me as you wouldn'tdnretotalkto those other girls you think so much of. They are not a bit better than I am not one bit. I hate every one of them. I hate you,, too. Ilmteyou so much It almost suffocates me. " And as If to verify her words Mary sat fiat on the grass and gave way to on angry burst of weeping. "Mary," pleaded Jack, somewhat un1 steadily, "you are making me feel awiuuj uau. "I wish I could make you feel a thousand times worse," she returned indignantly, dashing the tears from her eyes. "I am a little fool to care. I don't care for what you said, but it is because you dared to any it that I feel ready to kill you." "Mary " he began again. "Don't call me Mary," she interrupted with passionate emphasis. "I will never be Mary to you." "I have hoped to call you by a dearer name," he answered in a voice whose tenderness thrilled her, despite her determinatlou not to be moved. Ho came closer to her, and took one of her trembling hands. She snatched it quickly away. "I told you not to touch mo," she said, but her voice was not as firm as she tried to make it. Evidently Jack found some slight encouragement in this fact, for he did not retire immediately. "You are not fair to me," he said, In some reproach. "I wish you could see the state of my mind." "It was so ungenerous of you," was her rather weak rejoinder, as she turned her face aside. "It was, indeed," he agreed, getting hold of her hand for the second time and managing to retain his advantage. "It is so cold," he continued, referring to the hand, which he proceeded to stroke tenderly. "I wonder which is dearer to you. Marj, my love or your pride? Do you know that while you have been Imagining my desperate admiration for those city girls, I have nil the while been thinking of a little country girl infinitely more lovely and lovable." "It is hard to believe," she protested, feeling her anger melt before Jack's pleasant way of expressing his senti ments, "and 1 do wish you would forget that dreadful thing, 1 know l should rather die. than do it again. Don't look at me, please. "I can't help it, Mary. So you don't take to unladylike actions naturally, do you?" And Jack, growing momentarily bolder, slipped his arm about Mary's waist, and despite her resistance lifted her blushing face to view. "Haven't you a word to say to me, darling?" "I don't kuow what to say," she re4 tuned in a slightly smothered voice. "Y'ou might say 'Jack, I love yon,' " he suggested. "Well, I do," was the low, hulf-andible answer. "Oli, Mary.'' he cried, drawing her into a long, tender embrace, "i have all I desire." Twenty minutes later Mary's healthy appetite began to assert itself, and with sudden remembrance the two lovers remembered Maje and the waiting carriage. The independent Maje, however, growing tired of a per'onmiiiee in which he played so unimportant part, had nn eer;.,oniously departed for homo, taking 'Che old reprobate," said Jack, as they set out upon their two-mile walk. "I should like to tlirash'hlni." CHAPTER IX. All nest day Mary felt really lonely. seoi'n u few days before Sow it cuineto her quite suddenly, and i with an intensity that was equal pain and pleasure, all that Jack had become to I cr. A dozen- times during the night she had started with a sweet thrill of pleasure, to find herself thinking of him. In a brlof spucc the whole oompiexion of her life appeared changer). He horizons grew broader; now hopes and ambitions came to fill her heart. Jack's wife might have many things to learn, she told tiersell, but she should not be found wanting, She had not confided her secret to her grandfather yet, though she know he would be so pleased to hear it. She hat: determined to wait until Jack should ', return and they could tell him together, j In .ho meanwhile she would Hug it to her own heart with the happy sense of sole proprietorship. Several times, however, in spite of her resolve, she was on the point of

breaking out with her news, but sne munagod to control hcrse.f in time, and without awaking tho suspicions of her grandfather or the more observing Jeannette. After dinner, feeling tho necessity for active employment she started for a walk. It waa a cool afternoon, and she moved along briskly, hor buBy mind quite heedless of her surroundings, until after a long time she

glanced up with a decided start. "What a walk I've had," she said in surprise. " I do believe I can see Wes ton, and I am positive that is Mrs. Thomson's cottage just ahead. I think I must go in and ask for a glass of milk. I wonder if she'll remember me? A few steps brought Mary to the little gate, which she opened, a id passing up tne narrow wain sne unocKea, nan timidly, upon the unpretentious door. "Don't you know mo, Mrs. Thomson?" she askod, with a bright smile, of tho pleasant-faced woman who answered her summons. "Know yon?" repeated the woman, with some hesitation; th-'n with ready recognition she added: "To be sure I do, Miss Mary, though I ain't seen you in an age. Come in, miss, and rest. You must be tired with walking." "Only a little. I had no idea of coming so far when I started. Indeed, I was quite surprised when I found myself so near your house. But under the circumstances I thought I'd come In for a chat, and well, I must tell the truth a glass of milk." "You shall have ono right off," responded the hospitable Mrs. Thomson, as Mary made her laughing admission. "I have some gingerbread, too," she added. "Baked this morning. Would you like " "Oh, wouldn't I," responded Mary enthusiastically. "You know my weakness, Mrs. Thomson." TO HE CONTINUED. MICHEL ANCELO. The American Engraver Cole on Uis 1 Groat Artist. I remember a picture by Gerome I that represents Raphael !n his first j visit to the Sistine Chapel that sto- : len visit recorded by Vasarl, and in I which Raphael Is shown to be shrinking to the ground as he steals along ; with his head raised to the stupeni dous creations above him. Somej thing of this feeling of shrinking al- ! ways comes over me when I go into the Sistine Chapel. I have been much impressed, while engraving the "Oumaian Sibyl," with the incessant movement of Michel Angelo. It is endless, but most subtle. All is form with him grandeur of form. Yet he has grand repose the repose of the ocean never at rest. If he should give way 10 the terrible within him. But he is always contained, and they are, to my thinking, mistaken in him who say he always "lets himself out." Where Is there any such excess about him? It would be the height of all absurdity and weakness, found, no doubt, among his followers, with whom let, those compare him who think he is "all blow," and they may then, perhaps, see or feel the profound depth and grandeur and forbearance he is possessed of, and the terrible inward power ho suggests. Note the marvelous finish of his things, even to the minutest por tions. His flesh is so highly finished that you feel its softness, and, when he sets his hand to finish, he slights nothing, and it Is amazing what delicacy he can give. He paints the twisted thread in his "Three Fates" with the utmost fidelity; you note its twisted character throughout, and the light upon it, relieving it from the drapery here and there, aud then the bunch of flax in its sheaf, most remarkable for lightness and delicacy of touch. I could not reproduce, should I engrave never so fine, the amazing quantity of work he puts in, and the finish and delicacy he gives to everything. Michel Angelo's coloring is not what is generally known as rich, but it is perfection in the harmony and softness of tints. The frescos of the Vatican have darkened from dampness and smoke of incense, but it is easy to see that they must have been light in coloring painted in a very high key. The highest lights even now approach pure white, while the darkest portions are gray and soft. The scheme of coloring in the whole is very refined; nothing is pronounced or positive. The tints are laid in broadly, and float tenderly into one another. The backgrounds to the figures and the skies are gray, the lightest portions nearly pure white, while the coloring of the robes is sometimes blue of a fresh, pure, delicate tint, red of a fine, soft, grayish tone, yellow inclining to old gold, and green of a most delicate soft gray tone: and then there are mixtures of these tones of flue subtle hues imX)ssiblo. to describe, but darkish and gray in tone. His flesh tints are finely worked, of a darkish warm gray tone. It is a grandeur and depth of coloring quite befitting the nobleness of the t heme and execution. The Century. The Word Catholic" The word "Catholic" was first used in the apostle's creed when it says: "And one holy, catholic, apostolic church." Its next use was by Ignatius, who is said to have been an apostle of St. John. Ignatius succeeded Evodius as Bishop of Antloch, aud suffered martyrdom in the year 107 A. I. He used the word in this sentence: "Wherever Jesus Christ Is there lis the r.atholic church." St. Augustine, A. D., 400, says: "The very name of catholic holds me in the church." The word Is from "kata," in or through, and "olous," the whole. St. Louis Republic. No Vho lor Them AU. The asteroids that lie between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter have become so difficult to keep track of, since, they have teen discovered at the rate of about twenty a year, that astronomers have recently decided to reject them, excepting the nearest and the most distant. Tho latter are important in observations of Jupiter, while the nearer ones are useful in more accurate iilculiitions of tho earth's distance from the sun. Waterworks. The number of waterworks in operation or under construction in the United States is 2,037, and the number of towns and cities supplied Is 2,187. Pennsylvania has 210 works for supplying 245 towns, while New York has 199 works for 218 towns. Massachusetts has 128, Michigan 113, (California 103, and Illinois 102 works. Twenty-five cities have duplicate or triplicate plants. What Will the louiuen Do? According to the theory of Mr. Thompson, the end of the world (which Is 10,000,000 years in the future) will not lie brought about by excessive heat, ax hinted in the Bible, but by the remnant of humanity being frozen to death. The Duchess Eugenie Littn Boloquine, of Milan, is winning the admiration, and regard of all good women. Woaried of the monotony of fashionable life, she has Bold her jewelry, laces and fans to secure $600,000 with which to build a hospital for little children in her own city. It is her purpose also to take subordinate position in the convalescent ward of the hospital.

Hah- Growing After Death. Meat people understand that hair does sometimes grow after death, but there are per ha is few who know that there is a very considerable growth in at least one-third of the cases whero bodies are interred in the usual manner. A story wai lold by Oscar Wilde at a dinner in Xew York which illustrates this fact. When Gabriel Dante Hossetti was very young scarcely more than a boy said Mr. Wilde, he was deeply in love with a young girl, and. having a poet's gift, he snug a poet's love in numerous sonnets md verses to her. She died young, and by her wish the manuscripts of these poems were placed in a casket and laid under her head, so that even in tha last sleep they should be, as they always had been, kept beneath her pillow. Years passed by and ltossetti's fame grew until every linn of his composition became precious, aud some of those who prized his writings most asked him for copies of tho Bongs that had been buried. He had kept no copies, or they had been lost; at all events he could furnish none, and when they asked him to write the verses he declared that he was utterly unable to do so. At last his friends importuned him for permission to have the original manuscripts exhumed. He consented after some hesitation, and all the necessary pi'eliminarios having been complied with tho grave which had been sealed for many years was opened. Then a strange thing was found. The casket containing the poems had proven to be of perishable material and its cover had crumbled away. The long tress as of the girl had grown after death and had twined and interwined among the leaves of the poet's paper, coiling around the wrilten words of love in a loving embrace long after death had sealed the lips and dimmed the ey that had made response to that love. There is nothing improbable in the story so far as it relates to the physical phenomenon. That hair grows after death is too well established a fact to be challenged, and is readily enough understood by any one who will give even a little study to its formation, it being an appendage to the human form, and not strictly speaking, a part of it. It might, indeed, be almost called a friendly parasite. llaet Sue-ar. In 1887 there was but one beet sugar rofmoiy in the United States, situated at Alvarado, Almeda County, Cal. In that year there were but 400,000 pounds of sugar produced. In 1888 the total had increased to 3,600,000 pounds. The following year it nearly doubled. In. 1891 California turned out 13,000,000 pounds, and Nebraska and Utah 6,000,000 pounds each. Tbe lionesses, tigresses, and female leopfcrds of the inenaeerie connected with the Paris National History Museum are subject to "nerves," aud frequently have to bo treated with largo doses of bromide to calm them. A REMARKABLE SUCCESS.

"What Ability and ; Research A ooomplUli. There is the widest difference in the worl l between the study of a profession and it3 practice. Experience, practical knowledge from real cases, is tho most essential material in buildlr.g t.p any profession. Physicians frequently dlsn. a w'toiiMiCK, h. d., ph. a guise from patients their true condition, because of their inability to provide a successful remedy. With twenty-one years' experience as a practitioner I can conscientiously say that I have never used a preparation with such uniform good results as that attained by Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Boot. It is a veritable discovery and as such is an inestimable acquisition to medical science. I have prescribed this remedy in many of th e worst kidney and bladder disorders, both in acut e and chronic ases where the pati nts presented the most complicated and alarming symptoms, and have noted with great Interest its effeot. The results have bo n most satisfactory. Its action on the affected kidneys and bladder and consequent disordered liver and digestion has been gcntloyet immediate, the relief speedy and the cures permanent. I have found it a most invigorating tonic In broken-down constitutions, La Grippe, and in other cases whore the vitality has been greatly wasted and enfeebled. II. C. M Cobmick, M. D., Ph. G. Pekn Auoi'LE, Pa, Suburban Ufa. Mr. Suburb Good morning, Mr. De Villa. I wish to ask a favor of yon. Mr. De Villa (weallhv resident) Certainly, Mr. Suburb. What Is it? Mr. Suburb I have called to ask you to send your carriago and coachman to meet me at the 6 o'clock train this afternoon, and I would like the coachman to be in his finest livery, and 1 hope he'll use the silver-plated harness! Mr. Do Villa Eh? Mr. Suburb Yes, I will arrive on that train with a new servant girl, and I would like to make a good Impression. -Acw lorK tteeKly. FaMIns Orer a Precipice Ib a lerrlblo il lug ev.'ii in dreams. The victim o: till a frequent lorui o' iiigutuiareawakeg nl h a start and a civ; Lis limbs bathed in cold perspiration, hia heart mumping tremendously. Moral : Don't Bleep on your back particularly if you are troubled with dyipupaia and u(.rvou&uess, and use Hostetter's Btoxuaoh Bitters to oure thvao joint troubles. For ileenlessno, tho lnBeparai'lo attendant of ohronic dysrepsia, and its of spring as well, tho Hitters is a surpassing remedy. The disordered stomach is the progenitor of numberloss !aaxassing symptoms, and the organs of thinking are a faithful reflector of its disturbance, in nhlrh tho liver and Lou els also share. If we are to ietare quietude to tha brain and nervous syBtom, w must le-enforoo the stomach aud regulate tho action of the digestive, secretive, and evacnative organs i re vent aud remedy nialorfit, ii.ootivl;v of tho kidneys aud bladder, debility, heartburn, eiclc.ue&Uache and la grippe with thin remedy, which has received the unqualified sanction of emii.ent physicians. rrtrnleuin I'rniliictlon. Petroleum production lit the United States in 1891 surpassed all previous records. The output was 53,150,000 barrels, against 4,ooo,ooo In 1890 aud 35,103,000 in 188!). In 1891 Pennsylvania, New York, and West Virginia i produced about 34,500. 000 barrels; Macks- 1 burg less thin 400,000 barrels; Lima about 14,fill;,'00 barrels; California 250.ooo barrels; Colorado 325,000 barrels, and the rest of tbe couutry 50,000 barrels. A uav who has rraetleed modiolus for forty yearn aught to Know salt from sugar ; read what be says: 'i'oi.sno, a, Jan. 10, 1887. Messrs. F. T. Cheney & Co. GpntleEnr-n I have been in lbs general rraotice of medicine for mast forty years, and would nay that in all my practice and irleuoo liavo never seen a preparation that 1 outd preBcrlbtiwith as union confldenoe of bucucsb att X can Hall's Catarrh Cure, luanufaL'turiil by you. Ilavo preBnsibed it a great manv times and its effoct is wonderful, and would say in conclusion that I have yet to find acarfe of Catarrh tbat it would not cure. If thoy would take it according to diresttons. Vours Uuly, L. I,. GuliSlTi-'H, M. D., !);. ,, 215 Kun mit St. "we will give $100 for any caso of t man n i bat cannot be cured with iiall's Catarrh Cure, Talten luternnllr. y. J. CHK'NKY Co., Props., Toledo, O. J9Sold by DrugilaU, 7Se. No uah or woman who followed the fashions ever lived to u ripe and comfortable old ago.

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IT IS TAKEN DIRECT FROM REAL. LIFE. A Charming New Kugland Lady Toll Bar Kipertenoo Both Abroad and la Amortea. The miYt ritteu romances of life ar mora wunctcrtul and ( n nioro Interesting than tho tuusi. vivid works ot fiction. The oua ne are about to rf lulo occurred in raal Ufa, aud Is both lntereittug und Instructive. Mia Jonntc Rar formerly lived In Mnn-cke-'.er, N. 11. l.er home vu uleaant, her surroundings comfortabla. In the year 18S0 sbc vHlteil England, and while la that country began to experleuco strange enactions. At torn she attributed them to tha change of climate, but they continued aad Increased, until linally, liue many another woman, she becttrio utterly discouraged. It v.as nliilo in tills condition that Mrs. Kay relumed to America and her home. Thousands ot women ho read this story cuu appreciate tho condition in uhfch Mrs. Kay then was, and sympathize with her buttering. Two prominent physicians were called and endeavored to do all In their power for her relief. In spite, however, of their skill Mrs. Kay t;row weaker snd more depressed, while thu agony she endured seemed to lucrease. It was at this time that a noted physician who was called declared Mis. liny vas suffering from cancer, said thero wits uo help, and told her friends she could not live more than a week at the farthest. And here com the Interesting part of j mo nxtjij, nureii v win cuuuurur w trail iu Mrs. Ray's own words. She said: "l.'nkuo.in to a 1 those physicians, I had been using a preparation of which I had heard much. I did not toll tbe physicians becauso 1 feared they would ridicule me, and perhaps order its discontinuance. During all the nliile that the physicians wore attending tne the preparailon was steadily and faithfully doing Its own work In it own way, and 1 tad I'alth In Its power. At last the doctor said t nere was no use of his coming, for he could do me no good. I had suffered so much that; I 'aus quite willing to die, but It seems I wu9 nearer relief than I knew. One week from tho day the doctor last called a fa.se growth, as largo as a coffee cup, and which looaed as though it bad been very large, loft me. I sent for a doctor, and he declared It was a fibroid tumor, but said he had never known one to come away of itself before. I Immediately began to gain health and strength, and I unhesitatingly declare that my re, cue from death was due solely to the marvellous effects of Warner's Safe Cure, which was tho remedy I took unknown to the physicians, and which certainly rescued me from the grave. It is my firm belle! that many ladies who are said to die of cancer of the vtiub are cases like mine, and If they could be Induced to use Warner's Safe Care they, Uke me, might be saved." The above graphic account Is perfectly true In every rested. Mrs. Jennie Ray Is now living at 143 West 6th street. South Boston, Mass., and If any lady doubts the above statement she can address Mrs. Ray, who will gladly answer all questions or grant an Interview ot a confidential nature to any lady wbo may choose to call upon her. It is said that "truth is stranger than notion,1 and when the thousands of suffering, helpless women who are upon the road which physicians s; y load' only to death, consider the story as above given, there Is reason for hope and joy, even although they may be now In tho depths of despondency and misery. To sucb ladles the above truthful account Is willingly given. Didn't Want a four. Small Boy l'apa, Willie Winkers 's got a ponv. Papa Has? "Yes, and it's the bee-utafulist pony I ever saw." "You don't say!" "Just as gentle as can be. I rode on it, nn' didn't fal . oil once. A boy couldn't got hurt on that ponov." "I suppose not." "It eats hardly anything, too, and doesn't cost much to keep." It doesn't?" "Not anything, hardly. Willie said his papa bought It real cheap." "No doubt." "And he said there was plenty more where that came from." "Humph! Co you want me to buy you a pony?" "N o. I was only thintcin' what a nice pony Willie Whikers has." "Oh!" "Yes. Willie's got a nice papa, too, hasn't he?" Street & Smith's Good News. Don't give up and say thero is no help for Catarrh, Hc.y Fever and Cold in Bead, since thousand; testify that Ely's Cream ; Balm has entirel y cured them. ' Ilinve been bothered with catarrh for about twenty years i I had lost dense of j smell entirely, and I had almost lost my ; hearing. My eyes were getting so dim I ; had to get soir.o one to thread my needle. ; Now I have my hearing as well as I ever ; had, and I can see to thread as line a neodlS ' as ever I did. my sonse of smell seems to be i Improving all the time. I think there is ' nothing like JJIv'a Cream Balm for catarrh, j Mis. E. E. Grimes, Rcndrill, Perry Co.. O. Apply Balm Into eaoh nostril. It Is Quickly Absorbed. JIvei Kellef at once. Pride ; 50 cents at Druggists or by mail ELY BKOTHEKS, 50 Warren 8U Kew York. And Tins Iu Ohio. A most horr: ble Instance of filial ingratitude camt. to light at Akron, Ohio, a tow days since. For a year William Aaer has been keeping hU father, 90 years old and almost helpless, in a pen attached to hi:, barn. IIo has been fed with scraps from the tablo and kept warm with filthy rags and a littlo store. Agcr's wife would not have the old man In the house, sayiim that he was too liltliy to live with her. The case was discovered through the curiosity of the nextdoor neighbor, who was annoyed by the stench from the old man's pen and peeped in to see what was kept there. When tho old man saw her he begged to be either rescued or killed. He was removed to an infirmary. A Fraotlcal Farmer. I received great benefit front the use of Swamp-Hoot. I suffered for some length of time with chronic kidney difficulty, accompanied by Intense pain In the back and constitution generally run down. It la a great medicine and Khali tilways bo kept on my farm. .1 recommend it to all my neighbors. B. A. Jackson. Liberty, Ind. Wiin. k a yo insr man was sitting In a j Sail Francisco theater the other night a ! wandering rat sought refuge under his coat tails. He was unaware ot its presI encc until, reaching for something from bis hip pockot he was severely bitten iu the hand. j Taw Only Oaa liver Printed Can You rind 1 the Word? There is a S-lnoli display advertisement in this paper ttis week which has no two I words alike except one word. The some is , true ot each new one appearing each week ! from The Cr. II arte r Medicine Co. This house places a "Orescent" on everything thoy make and publish. Look for it, send ; thorn the name of the word, and they will returu you Boo.i. beautuwix UTHOuurBa, ob SAiiei.Es t'sex. Wiiex a ms.n lb a bum, you will see the first Blzns of it In the distressed looks of his w fo. Mb. C. 1. Pai ne, publisher of the Union Signal. Chicago, 111., writes: I nover saw unvtlilnK that would cure headaeht like your Hradycr. line. Of all Druggists. 50c. I liKFOHE coimnlttiiiK a foolish act, bo sure that tho town Is largo enough to nido it iu. COUGHS. HOARSENESS, SORE THROAT, etc. .quickly relieved by Uaows's ItnoNCHiAi, 'Jhikhks. They surpass all other preparations iu removing lioarsanoss and as a cough remain are pro eminently the hat. KvKitv one should try to bo Rood, but no ono should depend on being good to make a living by It. Ir you will be truly bappy, keep your blood pure, your liver from gronlng torpid, by using Uovcliam's 1'llls. 25 cents a box. After a man becomes old, fat and bald-headed, lie dovelops Into a reformer. Fob a ottos on SonKTemoAT the best medilue by f& is H '.!.' famous Hones oi HobbHuEKn anu Tab I'ike's Tootiu.i-uk Drops Cure In one Minute. A bknkidi.k man is one wbo takes as Kood care ot t Is health as he docs of his money. Ir affliotml Tilth Bora Eves, use Dr. Thompson's Era Water. 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lb MagnOo Mineral Had Hatha, 01 vou at the Indiana Mineral Spring, Warron County. Indiana, on tb Wabash Line, attraot more attention to-day than any other health resort In this country. Hundreds of people suffering from rheumatism, kidney trouble, and skin diseases, have ooen cured within the last year by tbe wondsrful magnetic mud and mineral water baths. If you are suffering with any of these diseases. Investigate this, nature' own remedy, at once. The sanitarium buildings, bath-house, water works, and electric light plant, costing over 1 60.000, just completed, open all the year round. Write at once for beautiful Blustrated printed matter, containing comnlete Information and reduced railroad rites. Address F. Chandler. General Passenger Agent, Ht. I. ini; Wo., or H. L. Kramer. General Mamger of, Indiana Mineral Springs, Indiana. ' ".Sir, I am starving!" cried a beggar. "Tal.e this rent and tell me how you became so miserably poor." "Ah, sir, I was like you. I was too fond of giving away large sums of money to the poor." Most people treat their friends as If they had strings tied to them. Cbaoin A Co., Philadelphia, Pn.. will send. postpaid, for 2 Dobbins' Electric Saap wrappers and 10 cents, any volume ol "ourpriso Series." (best authors) 25 eent novels, about 200p.iges Bond 1 cent stamp tor catalogue.

Souk men never think of embracing rellg on until they get old enough to have tbe rheumatism. (flllXBKltirilM CanH be found t"ae equal of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. If other medicines of its class "were like it, they'd be guaranteed. This is. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case for which it's recommended, yos. get your money back. It isn't a "cure-all," but it does cure all diseases arising from a torpid or deranged liver, or from impure blo-xl. For all Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp Diseases, it's a positive remedy. Even Consumption, or Lung--scrofula, is cured by it, if taken la time and given a fair trial. That's all that's asked for it a fair trial Then, if it doesn't help you, there's no pay. we claim it to be an unequaled remedy to purify the blood and invigorate the liver. We claim it to be lasting in its effects, creating an apjietite, purifying tho blood, and pit-venting Bilious, Typhoid and Malarial fevers, if taken in time. The time to take it is when yon first feel the signs of vsearinest and ueikne&s. By druggists. 0 Physicians Couldn't Cnro Him. X SEDAXSvmi.K, Hamilton Co., a, Jane, 1169. One bottle ot Pastor Koeniga Nera Ionia cured me entirely, after physicians had tried unsuccessfully for eight months to relieve tie ot nervous debility. W. HOEN NEFELB. IiOwEUi, Ohio, J aly a, 1880. I lad eplleptlo ota tor about tool yean, two vary week, when Rev. J. Konapi&eyer recommended Pastor Koesig's Nerve Tonic; sine nsing it have had none. It is the best pileptlo medicine I have over used, and I have used BUKiy. ADAM CRAKE R, New Cobtdox, Ind., Nov. 13, law. Iti affords mo great pleasure to certify that my son, wbo for five and a holt years was affected with falling sickness, was cured by nsing Pastor Koenlg's Nerve Tonic For two years put he ms not hod a single attack. Iheroiont, aooopt the heartfelt thanks of a gratnfnl fathur. JOHN B. MORS. fuee; A Valuable Bonk n Nerrao Diseases sent iroo to hit aaareas, and poor patients can also obtain this medicine free of oharco. Tt,i MmulThu been nr&Dared bv tho Beverand &ur KoenUc. of Fort Wayne Ind, i tinea lajtV and QOWpnOAredunderbUdkectloa byUie ICOENIG MED. CO., Chicago, IM. S old by Drujrgiats at 1 per Bottle. 6br8& tarserUie.Sl.7S. eBottlaasbrSB. CXLVIS ENJOYS I loth the method and reunite when Syrup of Figs ia taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanse the aystern effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the oaly remedy; of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the .stomach, prompt in its action snd truly beneficial in its eifects, prepared only fromt the most healthy and agreeable subntances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the toost popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 60o and $1 bottles by all lerding druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procore it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not ceept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL louisvtUB. nr. New roan. K CHEAPER THAN BARB HARTMAN wire

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