Bloomington Progress, Volume 25, Number 35, Bloomington, Monroe County, 21 October 1891 — Page 4

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A-Min dsllv MrriM a-ainn the ofty ot 8tl4edft A-nti Sew York and Boston. 1 B-paciooa noUning aaa MS Hare bo septal H-aw timuvi and fast Urn , K vary day ia laa roan. t ta Wert fh m'l btoUn fkAIKS. rnnninf freo roolint na; oislr IMMN tOr (O IW. IdOK, si LatT. ltd Council Bluffs. Ths direst to all point la Wmonri. Kaaaaa. Nebraska. uwa. Texas, nana xsmwrr, unMB, Ooloraao, Utah, Wyoming, Waahlagfcisi. )foata&a.ead CaBfoniia. Tor rmtoa. i tartan. mm apply to any tickot agaaato itw I.Ouma IsawXiala. KmA Lady . how did jc beeoaatvso lanae? TratapOVBr-erertion, a am. Lady Indeed! Is what arayt irajnp Moyia' ea every time a f Heeanen tohvme New Yorlt Weekly. lawyers at Alpena, Jflcb., took a buttfe la toe courtroom 9stand the offende-i magistral each. nnawrlRtJ TnnUM and UM trU as ik. anna, sal anal It Is aa eaev for Mine men to le wtttvaa ItksdiiBonit for sonic to b otaeocwiae thaa dH. " - , : Unniglii Soul to health enfferen from the wont farina of Skin and Scalp Dnesseti Sercfjlois Sores and SweDinga, and all maan- of blood -taints. It's dam hj Dr. Fieroe'a Golden Medical HueottTr, waioh tuailes sad tgaSakm Aa blood, and through it pbanaar ani renews the whole aynTent Lang-scrofiila (known t Pojalonary Consnmpik) yield to it, if taken in time and given a fair triaL Ifia guaranteed to benrtt or cure, in every caav or money paid for it it renmdeif Only a atadkme that does whaii fa claimed for it, eoald be sold on such tarns. No other radicate, Iiesides the "DiacoreTy" has undertaken it 8o poaitiTeJy certain is it ia its rarathe affoate as to marrant fcs makers in aeQnig as they ara doiaf;, through Ofoggiuts o trial I IV espeoially potent in earing Tetter, Salt-rhenm, TEratema, Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Byes, Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enbirgod CBands Tantors and Swelfings, Cheat Eating TTIeen rapidly heal under its btnjgn roflnence. SHILOH'S CURE. " ' ".Tat- moan of thai Gnat Coa Cam k WiaiaitawaJld at tae lLj ef BKdkiae. AS j(jnsts authoond leU it on a psa iiBtfBatee, ate Oat aootaercarecaa mcbtsfBUrBad. TlntitKaj lKcoaielaMe, ptaciM a Sample Bottle Fm into eraj aoux AeDoiledSttendenaa. If yoabatre

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BT DAVID LOWRY. rURR XXT-OnttaMd He held oat a paper which a police man scanned closely, saying aa he passed it to Monaienr Dnfaor, who in his turn passed It to the clown, "Why, it is dated to-day." Te we were married this night here is the notary who marriud us. " The notary bowed assent, and Madame Dnfaur again exclaimed in her native toufne, aa she held, her hand up deprecaongly, "It is Impossible It cannot be!" "Is it true, tell me?" said Monsiour Dnfaur, turning to Joe. "It is false; he wanted me to marry him. He said Mr. Caper and Mr. Wonder here, who paid them to bring jno "Who said that? Who said it?" Job eoald not restrain his temper. His lace grew red as he tamed to Joe. "He told me yoa planned it all and Mr. Caper was to pretend yoa didn't. He said it. And he said you and Mr. Caper would take mo no matter where I went by law that the only way to keep from going to Barnesvlllo Poorhouse was to marry him." -You thievln you lying yon oroary raskaH!" shouted Job. maklugarush tot Ike. bat an officer interposed. "Yon wfJl have to settle this some where else. Don't fret, old man. You've a clear ease against this youag man, by the levies of things. " Tve given you all warning I'll sue yon tor false imprisonment and for alienating my wife's affection $, shouted Jenas desperately, as the officers proceeded to handcuff him with the notary. "Yes," said the notary, who, influenced by Jenks, hoped to swear himself out of. the difficulty. It was two to one, he argued, until Dick spoke up. Dick waited until the no tar; ended his threat in these words: "Yes, gentlemen you are making trouble for yourselves all of you. I'll proseento yon if it i osts me my last nennv." "No, you won't. exolaimed Dick. "I heard that man thers plan the whole thing; be was talking to tnce two men here," and Dick indicated two ruffians near him who were handcuffed together. "I heard them plan to pretend to let in the notary as a friend and Joa couldn't have married him after retting my note." "What note? demanded Jenks, savagely. Joe quickly produced the bit of paper, and Sen Brown read it aloud. As he finished reading it, the rufiian next to Dtck blurted out tngrily: "Blast It alt! That's the bootblack that wa io here awhile ago that yon wouldn't let me kick oat, We may as well own up, Jenks; the game's up, so far as I am eoneerned." "That's right," said Job Wonder, dryly. "Yon may as well own up, 'rpeshally as we've 'bout got all we want to knew without yon Then the policemen proceeded With their prisoners to the station, and closed up tae vile den, after providing lodgings lor 13 denfaena chaftohb xrri, rowan asnanramw -piamosd itdt diamond. It will be necessary, to explain events in their order, to return to he morning of tbti day on which Joe fell into the hands of Ike Jenks' accomplices. Jenimiah Jenkswas not inclined to pin much faith on his nephew. Certain signs Ike's apparently preoccupied manner, when there was no e reuse or reason for, "preoccupation" to borrow Vw-arib J"alwC,MaaaJia. whistling, very low, to be sure, but yet it wsa a clear whistle caused his uncle to obtjerve more narrowly his nephew's movement. ' As Ike was whistling softly to himself in the back mom, Jeremiah Jenks sat htttiw bis finger nails. Then he rose softly, sad looked in at his Aopeful nephew! . Ike's hand was tracing certain 'whereases' and "be it covenanted" upon a clean sheet of legal-cap paper. The nephew did not dream his uncle was looking at him. He had just returned, made his report concerning the girl, Joe, at M'MStenr Dafaur's, and was congratulating himself upon his success. Jeremiah looked at the young man steadily, then returned to bis desk, and stood beside it thinking. Suddenly a smile a wicked smile lit np his face. As his face was not a prepossessing one at any time, the expres sion just now was devilish. Jaremiah Jenks put our. c hand quickly, opened a drawer, and the next moment his head was bent ovur a package of letters. Aa he placed bis hand on the package, he started and turned pale He put dawn the package, and bit his finger nails nervously. Then he turned tne package over in his hand remarking the tape around it closely then with trembling hands he untied it and was boon engaged handling, one by one, the letters the package contained. Then he rose. UU face was pale his eyes glittering with suppressed emotion. He walked up and down his office several times, shaking his hand at the back room angrily. Thee he reseated himself. Still Ike whistled to himself soWy very softly. "Ike!" Why did Ike jump? He did jump. There was something in his uncle's voice that sade him leap from his seat. The whistle was cut right off. Ike's month, still puckered, gradually opened wider as he listened and looked askance at the office door. "Yes, sir; coming." Then Ike's head was bent, and his hand was up to his head. - "He's found me out! Certain, surel Well, who cares? I'll make a tight for it e ad see who's ahead. " He entered the oSBee and stood waiting. His nncle eyed him stce.tiily, coldly. The nephew did not flinch. His uncle tapped his desk. "Somebody has been In my desk." Hed:d not answer. He look out a penknife and began to clean his fingernails, '- "Look at me." Ike looked at him. "Why don't you speak?" "You are speaking: "Was it yon?" I don't need to criminate myself; nobody but a fool would do that " Ike smiled serenely; his uncle bit his nails, and thought quickly. "No; nobody but s fool would. Ike, you have bean looking over my private papers.'' Ike smiled"Yon have opened a package of letters." Still Ike smiled in his uncle's fees. I e you have. Well, now, what did yon learn? All you have learned is not worth that" (Jeremiah snapped his fingers) "to you!" Then why are you making so mnch talk about it?" "Because yon have betrayed me sbnsed my confidence." "Humph You never betrayed any one. Yon never abused any one's confidence. Oh, no!" Ike's sneering smile more than his words made his uncle furious. He sprang to his feet and advanced. "Hold or. Nuncke, none o' that oust yon keep your hands off me. I won't have it." Jeremiah Jenks stood aghast. Yon yon villain! Yon Ingrate! Yon bound! You you " "Takotlme. You can't do ;uJ$i"e, it In a hjtat," said Dee, seating:hln self leisurely, sj "What in the devil's name do yon' mean?" Jeremiah shrieked, shaking his clenched lanis at his nephew. "WHhsrf, I dta retd tho laitora,

but 1 woultln't IT you hadn't excited my suspicions. You tempted me "How how did 1 tempt you?" "Why, you wero so awlul mysterious when Mrs Howson called, I oouldn't help noticing It Then you gave yourself dead away, Nuncke. "Gave myself away!" "Dead away, Nuncke, the way you showed her to hor carriage. If it was Queen Victoria you couldn't been more particular. Of course I noticed it Then when you had me tell you all about the girl, don't you think 1 wondered. Lord! How stupid yon are, Nuncke!" "Am I? We'll see." "That's what I'm coming to. Just what I'm getting at Of course, I put on my studying cap. I says to myself, hello! Something's up. Something uncommon. Nuncke ain't wasting no time on that old woman. An' this hero girlshe's worth money to him somoway or he wouldn't have me keep hor in sight so long and no move made only just finding out who sho lived with and how she was treated such things as that I says what's Nuncko's little game? And what happened then? Why, I found thorn letters. Just all by accident or maybe It was Providence put 'em right in my bands " "O o! groaned Joremt&h, "providence providence! I'll providence you, Ike." "I don't think you will. Not when you know it all. You'll not say a word, Nuncke. You'll just do like Crockett's coon eomo right down. " "Go on! tlo on, you scoundrel!" "Vos I am a scoundrel. Yes that's so. But I'm not half as big a scoundrel as yon arc, Nuncke. What made you keep Mrs. Howson Ignorant of the whereabouts of her granddaughter? Eh?" "How do you know I did?" "How? How? Why I heard you tell her I heard you putting her off with lies, until that morning she said sho would put It in another lawyer's hands and then then what did you say?" Jeremiah Jenks did not answer. He was dumb with rage "You said, 'Very well, Mrs. Howson. I will gladly retire, and shall tako pleasure 4n giving a :1 the aid in my power to whomever you select' Then you called me In, and asked me a lot of no-account questions, and when I went out I hold the door open I was bound to get at the truth that day. Why, you discovered all at onoa the girl was in the city was seen is. the city only the day before. Then sbe got mollified like let up on you gave you another trial and a hundred dollars! A hundred dollars!" "You lie. " "You lie, Nuncke." "How do you know what she gave me?" "I opened the door. Your backs wore turned, and I saw you turn up five twenty-dollar bills ah! am I lying? And she said, 'That makes five hundred doilars I've given you, Mr. Jenks.' " Jeremiah groaned. "O! you may groan. You ought to. Five hundred dollars for a job many another man would have been glad to do for five or ten. What trouble was there? Didn't I do all vhe work? Who found the girl? Wasn't It mo? And what wan ytm keeping her living place hid from the o'.d women for eh? What was you doing it foreh? Tell me that" Now Jeremiah Jenks smiled -craftily. He looked wickedly at his nephew anl said, very deliberately: "You would like to know. Find out You'd best do it soon. Because you're game's played, young man. You've tal ted too much. My turn is coming. Now" he rose, and threatened Iko with look and hand "go I go at once and never let me see you again go!" ' Ike laughed In his uncle's face. "Do I look frightened. Not much. See here, Nnncke I've got ready for this " "Wha t do you mean?" "Why I know all about It" . What do you know?" "I know you've been milking two cows." . , "Milking "Yes yes, yes. Now you sit down. Best get yourself a glass of water, because like as not you'll faint when I'm done.' frem!ah J enks could only glare at his neptiew.who very coolly tapped hi s head. "I t ain't a great head no? Never said it a as, did I? Did I, Nuncke? But it's levfl perfectly level. Now, I'll just opea out Why, the girl's worth two millions cash Two millions. She'll get that from Mrs. Howson, who ain't Mrs. Eowt-on, by r long shot Well, who's she, then? Why, she's Lilly Howson or not Howson that's the family name Lady Morford. And (hat's the name on this top of her letters, and it's the Morford crest You don't chink I'm so awful gre nIdon't know who to go to to find out all about the English aristocracy, even if there wasn't h book in the next block telling all I wanted to know. Thai old woman you're so attentive to is La,ly Morford." "You've sa d that twice" "Well, I'll say it again, because it does me good to say It Has a sort of rich, swelling sound. And the girl is ber granddaughter. " "I'm glad you've found out," $aid Jeremiah, with a sneering laiu'h. "You think ho you're almout sure of it. All you want to make dead sure is ." "Well, what?" Jeremiah Jenks forgot himself. He leaned forward anxiously. "Why, lihe name of thn jlri's mother whon sho went to the poorhouse In Baraesvllle. If the girl isn't found, ti.en the money and land goes to a nephew a rich nephew of Lady Morfc rd's, who don't speak to her. They've not spoken for years; and she hates him. bneause she's found out be was the fellow that introduced her ('aughter to the man who ran away with her. Good enough, ain't it,? Ain't 1 right Nuncke?" "Go ou, go on I am listening. " "They want to find the name, and they want to find tho name of the doctor ir. New York In this very city, mind you who vas with her mother and av tended her two years, and afterward accidentally saw her, and talked with her in Barnesvllle Poorhc use. " "Curse you! You've rummaged alt my U tters!" shouted Jenks. "Of course, Nuucke, of course. You'd have done the sane In my place. I read all you wrote to Mr. Israel Hebfr. " "Oh-h-h!" Jeremiah Jenks groaned in mental anguish. "If I could kill you I'd do it" "Yesj but you're afraid of hanging, Xuncko, and so you won't kill me I rad, all you wrote to "Mr. Qebnr. It uneki!, you'vo had a good pull at this tiling. AH you're sorry for is that you didn't get a few hundreds from Job Wonder; but the countryman steed you r ght up he did for a fact Nuucke s zed you right up, and s.t down on you. I'm workin' the o:d man now."' "You!" "Why, bless your soul I'm working tlili, for all it's worth. I'm keeping a little surprise back for you you'll read it in the paper some day soon. I'm ou.'y billing you what will Interest you, JS uocke make you'i'o mind easy on the sure thing, that the Jig's up with you." "You are talking too much again." "Am I? Well, maybe I am. I've learned that Israel Heber paid you five hundred dollars to keep your mouth shut when you hadn't anything to tell him. Ko thought you told the truth when you sitld you would inform Jce's relatives here she was where they could put their hands on and at that particular time, Nuncke, you dld.i't know, because 1 read an advertisement In the paper and answered it and went to the place you said to addressand you you come and got tae letters marked M. M. You was M. M." "Ike you'll be hanged some day, you will." "Will I? Wotl. tho devil will get you without ban glng. I found where Du four's was for you vou were very anxious to m the girls there and yoa seen Joeyon were pretty sure of her long before I found poslt'.vbly. You got money from Heber and Lady Morford, and was going for Wonder. " "Yes you'll come to a bad end, Ike I see It p'ainlj " "And you are sprouting angel's winga Wellnow, I've found out all aboot Joe mother's name and. the la Lad?

Morford'R heir, imd I am going to hart some of that pile of money, you bet." "You'd best get It quickly then for I'll telegraph Hsbor tho truth, and I'll call upon Lady Morford Inside cf an hour less time." Joremlah Jenks put his hat on ut ho spoke. Ike coolly stood at the door, with his hat twirling in his hand, and his cane swinging. "I'm afraid just a leotle afraid you're too late, Nuncke. However byby, old man! Ta-ta I'll give you all a surprise, Nuncke ta-ta. " And Ike, after setting his hat on his head jauntily, disappeared. Jeremiah Jenks looked aftir him with a devilish smile; then he, too, wen'V out and looked for a cab. (to bb coNTiKtrat.l

Ulobe Sights. Every serions mistake a man r lakes loses him a friend. If life seems long, get to work, and you will find it all too short. The world was made before some people, but, to hear them talk, you wonld never know it. There are some -people who think thoy have done their duty to the world when they have had children. If half the things a man ,ays about his friends should reach their ears, he would have to ran to the jumpiag-off place. . Yon very often see a rich ma:& who cannot be persuaded into matrimony by any woman, but rich womon are easily coaxed. It would be a great surprise to you if you could know how few people agree with the nine things ths.t are occasionally said about yen. We have noticed that the man who says "If I wero you," does not do a bit Setter when the circumstances change so that he is in your place. ' A rapidly growing evil, and one that reformers wonld do well to taokle, is the custom of young people marrying without a cent in the world to marry on. It must be the' ambition of the average parent to raise giants in his family. You can always flai.ter a parent by telling him his child Li large for its age. Yon can always please a certain kind of man by saying flattering things to him, bat the man who is pleased that way is the one yon never fo al nice things about. The vacant place you will leave in the hearts of your friends whan yon die will have a new tenant befo -e the memories you left behind can be decently nwept out. The idr is full of the awful and horrible rumor that the old hoop skirt made so large that a woman w earing one can scarcely get through s, doorway, is coming into style egaiu. A giil may take her lovo affairs to a fortune teller before she is married, but wn have noticed that after she marrie i, thev become so serion s that she tales thorn to the Lord. A nice man is one who can enjoy himself all the better when tht ro are women present bnt a nice wo nan is one who enjoys herself best when there are no men around. Atchison Globe. A Bona Kator. These was an account recently given here, iajs the New York Sun, of a man v. ho crunches the shells of the boiled eggs that he takes at breakfast. There is another ., man . in town who eats b::nes. and who is known among his fri'inds as the "great American bone iiater. " Ha is a scientist, and when a question was put to 'aim. he said : I do not follow the habit for any fantastic reason. I believe that the organi'3 chemical elements found in be ues, such as phosphate and carbonate of !ime, are greatly needed in the human frame for the development of the osteons system. I do not make a dinner of bones, but merely take a little bone delicacy at times, when not in company. I will go through the ribbones of a spring chicken or (mail, or what not. I will have the grilled leg bones of a young chicken, wliich are easily eaten when well grilled, bones of a sucking pig or of a lamb, and, in fact, t here are sundry bones that can be prepared in various ways tc the advantage of the eater. I have had benefit from bone eating, snd I know several bone eaters. Some of the African negroes, who are very strong, eat tho bones of game after making thorn crisp at the fire, and the books tell of the bone eaters of Europe in olden times. I wonld advise you to get a fe'r dainty pnes in nice order and try tht m." .- Utopian 8han. Utopian schemes are plans, whether of national improvement or c f social operation, founded on impractical or visionary views. Sir Thomas Moore, in writing his curious philosophical work, "Utopia," added a new word to the English language, and delineated his idias of a perfect commonwealth. Utopia, from the Greek, moans "no place," On the imaginary island of Utopia, in the Atlantio Ozean, ha placet) a people governed on tho principle that no one shall have the right to separate pro perty. Here all are contented with the necessaries of life, all are era ployed in useful labor, and no man desires in clothing any other quality than durability. Since wants are few, and every individual engages in labor, there is no need for them to work more than six hours per day. Neither laziness nor avaricd finds a place in this happy region ; for why should the people be indolent when they have such little toil ; cr greedy when they know thero is an abundance for all? 'This is somewhat like the scheme proposed in Bellamy's " Looking Backward, and is as impracticable as it is ingenious. Thnnk the Children. They run on onr errands, up stairs for oar books and slippers, our thimbles, onr new magazines; downstairs to tell the servants this thing or that; over the way to carry our parcels; to the poatofhee with our letterii. They leave their work or i;heir play a dozen times in a morning, to do something to oblige us who are grown up bigger, and liable to be loss absorbingly occupied than they are. No game of polities or business in after life will ever be so im portant to the man as the ball and the top to the little lad ; and no fnture enjoyment of the little girl will ever be greater in degree and kind than her present in her dolls and play-house : ye t Johnnie and Jennie fly at our bidding, arresting themeelvea in mid-career of the play whioh is their present work, and alas I half the time we quits overlook our own obligation to be grateful. We do not say, "I thank yon." And because we do not say it, we make it difficult for them to bo ai polite, as simply courteous, as otherwise they would be by nature, and ih imitation, whioh is second nature to all children. The Household, General Washington was inaugurated in a suit of homespun clothes, and he wan tho only President thus appareled. Bnt then, of course, no other President could oveir get even that near to being like Waithington. Texas Siftingi. Detective Your description of the man with your wife is 'too va ?ue. That he boarded with you and is cross eyed is not enough. Can you give us no stronger scant.? Dunderkoff Yah. He vas very fond of onions. Btsoos I wonder why Mrs. Jaggs won't let her husband employ a female typewriter ? Foggs Don't you know ? 6b w his formal' typewriter herself.

HPS FOB THE FARMERS.

SCHEME TO GIVE THEM WEATHER FORECASTS. A RpBpomlbla I'entou to lie Kn ployed In Every Town and VlUngw to Wltcmt tho In-dlc-ittloiM Will Bo Sont Full i.ilanattcu ol the System. To Foretell the Weather. . One of the llrst discoveries made by Secretary Husk after he took charge of tho weather of this country was discrimination again-t tho farmers. He found Unit, while lty peoplo vero ccttlng government forecasts rognlarly In their morning newspapers and by KO. 1. nags In ti e ms raiiroad stations, their country cousins ob tained no information until the weather bad come and gone. The Secretary sent for l'rof. Harrington. Chief of the Weather Bureau, and told him to figure out a scheme to give tho country us much and as va'uablo Information as the city roceivos Prof. Harrington bocan work at on e, and thinks he has soh'cd the problem. bo, apparently, noesfcvg Secretary Rusk, WfflWZ. an ouiciai cireuisr has just been vMyiyA announcing tliot the YfmmA human wishes In tin&Ysj(WV&:V7t'. , - ..... ..:.J.Y'?2&yS.'Vt'S, in iMiiry wvtn aiiufv. villasto a rcstonsiblo rerson wbo will un dertako to di-play1 weatht-r flags. When these persons are employed tho forecasts will be t'hiKi-aphcd to them, and tho peoplo will know what kind of weather to oxpect. EXPLANATIONS op THK Ft. AO SIGNALS, Tho flags are to be made of tin, and their size, snapo, and color, will 1 e as follows: No. 1 White flag, six feot square, will iodic ite clear or fair weather. No. H ue Kag, six feot square, will indicate rain and snow. No. 3 Whltn end blue flas, six feet square, will indicate that local rains or showers will occur and that the rainfall will not he general. No -I Black triangular l!ag, four feet at the base and x feet long, always refers to tompeiaturo. When p need above flags Nos. 1, S, and 3 it will in dicate wartrer weather. When placed below tho numbers it will indicate colder weather. When it is not displayed ltlio indications are that the temperature will rema'n stationary, or that tho change In temperature will not vary mere than 4 degrees from tho temperature of tho same honr of the preeeding day from March to October, inclusive, and not more tlnn fi decrees for the rema ning months of -he year. No. s Wlii to flag, slv feet square. with black square in center, will indlcalo the approach of a sudden and do elded fall in the tempera turo. This signal will not. I e disp ayed tinles It is expected that tho temperature will fa 1 to 42 degree, or lower, and will bo ordered displayed at least twenty-four hours in advance ot the cold wave. When No. 3 is displayed. No. 4 is always drained. When displayed on poles tho slRna's will be arranged to read downward; when displayed on horizontal supports a small streamer will bo attached to indicate the point from which the signals are to be read. lXTKHPSCTATIOX OF DISPLAYS. No. 1, alono. Fair weather, stationary temperature. No i, alono Bain or snow, stationary temperature. No. 3, a'one. Local rain, stationary temperature. .No 1 with No. 4 above it Fair weather, warmer. No. 1 with No. 4 below it Fair weather, colder. No 2 with No 4 above it Warmer weather, rain or snow. No 2 with No. 4 below It Colder weather, rain or snow. NO. No 3 with No. 4 above It. Warmer weather, local rains. .No. 3 with No 4 below It. Colder weather, lo. ai rains. No 1 with No. 5 above it Fair weather, cold wave. No. 2 with No. 5 above it Wet weather, cold wave Prof. Harrington will also make arrangements to have the flaqr displayed en railroad cars. The starting points of the trains on all the rai roads will be suppliod every morniim with the forecast, and one man on ach tt am will be assigned to tho duty of displaying tho Hans. U'lieu tho public has madi itself familiar with the code overy person can ascertain the forecast by looking at any passing train. T11K WHISTLE SH1SA1.S. Tho professor has also Invented a plan to have locomotives aad factories whistle the forecasts for the information of farmers who live too far away to seo tho flags. Notification will bo given In eery town and village where thero is steam whistle that at a certain hour every day the whisth' will found the Msnal to indicate tho probab'o weather for the ensuing twenty four hours Factor! :;i will re, elvo tho forecast by telegraph, and locomotive engineers will receive it at their starting points. The warninsr signal to attract attention will be what Is cal'ed the loug blast la t ng twenty seconds. After this signal has been sounded blasts of from four to six seoonds' duration wi .1 refer to tho w- ather; short blasts of three seconds each" will refer to the temperature; thoso for tho weather to be sounded firs:, like this: masts Indication s. Fttirwt atbcj Kiu or buow Local rains Lover temperature Higher tempera' ure Cold wave Oue long Two long Ihrec long. .. One Bhort Two short.... Three chort.. COMBINATION ULABT". i ne Ioiib, alon : fair w ather, stationary temperature. Two- long, alone rain or snow; stationary tent poi attire. On lonxand one short fair weather; lower t inperature. Two long and two short rain or snow; high r t mp atnr" ( ne long and thr e short fair weath er; cold wave. Throe long and two short local rains; higher temp rature. Kuc h combination will be repeated a few tin e--, with an interval of ten seconds between. This will avoid the possibility of any error in ascertaining the forecast Somo difficulty may arlso with regard to tho locomotive whistles. Knglneirrs have to give iallio:id slitting, and tlio public mind may become confused by the two. but the professor tlilnl.s this diUiculty can be ovonoiae. Tub peop'e have been taught to believe that base-bail is a clean and honest sport, in which merit always wins in tho long run. If thoy learn to believe that the ( hicago team has had its hold of tho pennant weakened by a serlos of presents to 1'oston. tho general disgust will know no bounds. Nebraska State Journal. Anson remains tho greatest drainer In America, and. though tho chacipionshlp isgono, ho yet has the satlslactiou of knowing that, with a club composed largely of raw recruits, lie has bested every nine in the country save that (font Bo"'OH. Lafayette Journal,

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Hillloai In Sight, There's millions in it millionti of Bolid, solid gold and silver; not the ferment so tc speak of the thriftless visionary , but the tangible lucre that makes men opulent, that makes nations powerful, that moves all that is movable by human agecoies in theuniverse. There'n millions in it in the vault that underlies tho Rub-treasury buililing. The doors aro opened; the expectant visitor takes his hand from over his eyes; he peern in, enters, and Aladdin's oave is ohangod into the store room of a retail grist-mill. He sees noiMng but a solid muss of little canvas sucks, piled from flour to ceiling, homely as a grocery overt tocked with breads tuffs. This is the principal vault, and ea oh of these little Backs contains 1,000 t'ilver dollars, Thero is no gold here. The vault is thirty -six feet long, seventeen feet wide and eight and a half feet high, yet it holds tnly 13,000,000 of nilver dollars. The gold vaults are abo :.t as prosy, the money being sacked and piled in the s line manner, each sack containing $2D,000. It is asked, Where does all this money come from? Ihe answer is that the sub-treasury this mean, little, inadequate building is the receptacle for the entire revenue of the Government from the Paoiflo ooast west of the Rocky mountains; from British Columbia to Mexioo. The business of last year amo anted in round' numbers to $38,0011,000. Naturally it may be asked, why :is all this monoy hoarded instead of being out in circulation? Paradoxical as it may seem, a great deal of it is in circulation. T all intents and proposes it is passing from hand to hand every day, doing its part in the great game of financial shuttlecock and battledoor. It is represented by silver and gold certificates a form muoh moTe convenient for business purposes, while the coin itself is stored in the vaults, away from tie depreciating offa : ts of abrasion, mil from loss by other causes. A majority of the twenty-dollai gold pieces in eir solution have lost so much by abrasion that they fall beloiv the standard woiffht. There are in tho

! sub-treasury over 7,000 half-dollars that have become depreciated cimply by ordinary abrasion while in circulation. This depreciation Bom ''times amounts to as muoh as twenty-seven dollars on a thousand. Gold being a softer metal suffers more frotn the same treatment Hence, for thin reason, and abo because they save time and trouble in handling, and are more convenient to carry, gold certiorates are fast -growing in favor. Beside there is an advantage to the Government in issuing silver and gold certificates. San Francisco Call Going do'ivn the Mississippi O'le Bull met on the steamboat a party of halfsavage men, colonists from the fa;: West. While reading his newspaper lie was accusted by one of the men, w!io had been a cpskesmen by his companions, with the req uest that tho fiddler would take a drink with them, offerir g him a whisky :insk at the same tirne. "I thank you," said Ole Bull politely, "but I never driik whisky!" With . curse the fellow asked if he was a teetotaler. "No, but wiiiaky is like poison b me." "If . yon csa't drink, come aail fight then." The man's comrades had gathered ronnd him meantime, and li'bey all cried, "If you won't drink, youi must fight. Yoa look strong; show wi what you are good for." "A Norsennin san fight as well as anybody when his blood is up, bnt I can't fight when my blood is cold, aud why should I ?" "Y uu look like a strong fellow, and you shall. fight." Seeing no way to escape, Ole Bull quietly said, "Since you insist on testing my strength, and there is no reason for fighting, I will tell you what I will do. Let aay one of yon take hold of me in any way he likes, and I wager that in half a minute he shall lie on his back at my feet" A big fellnw was! chosen, who stepped forward and grasped the violinist around tho waist, but was inr tantly thrown over his head by a sudden wrench and lay senseless on the deck. Ole Bull now felt himself in a yery uncomfortable position, for he saw one of the man's comrades draw his bowie knife but was relieved when it was used only to open a fiitisk. A good dose of its contents poured c'.own i his throat soon revived the lbdiitinn man, and lis first question. "Mov the j devil was J throwed down noi'e r was - answered by a shout of laughter from . his companions, in whioh he himself j joined. He sprang to his feef. and afj ter vainly 'srying to pursuade Ole Bull ! to show bin how he had thrown him. he said: "Take this knife ho tae with you , you fight well ; you are t.s quick as lightning !" The artist liear.il of the same fellow later as having gone to an editor to call him to account for an adverso criticism on his playing, i.-eady to fight for "the strongest fiddle:: he had ever seen anyhow I" B elp bat Don't Coeroo. To lielp nature in Its efforts to throtr off tho taunmela of disease la, ot coarse, tho legitimate method ot laedication. This method, ia, unfortunately, too often diverged frora in 1 help perverted into oarc!an Drastic, a-ieeiiaive pur-Jug ll undoubtedly the moat frequent :!orm of oercion ot this nort. The bowels aro forced, rurally wrenched into action. Of cow ge, this is accompanied with muoh griping pain, and saoceeded by e ch&usllon, which leavoi the organs ot evacuation in a state Incompatible 'uith subsequent regularity and activity. Th last state of ibat man oz woman who uses draatlo oatbartics for constipation is decidedly n orf u than the first, fiostttier'e Stomach Bitten in the finest laxativo in existence, siccolt producer the needful but no almormil action, is progrt salve, not abrupt In o oration, aud strenKtoene Instead of weakening tn organs upon which it ;ts. Use it lot' malarial, kidney, rheumatio an I dyspeptic ailments. Irish fans. Charles Lamb made some famous puns, and, according to the Loudon '(V-uti, his mantle scorns to have fitlion upon his namesake, Mr. Charles Lamb Knnncy. The popular journalist lust mentioned was ditilmt at the house of a ftlond, and by chance swallowed a bit of ;orl: with his wine, which gave him a severe coughing fit "Take care, my friend." said his next neighbor, with a very brilliant attempt at a witticism; "that's not the way tor cork." "No," i?asped the sufferer, "It's the way to kill Kounoy." To irlls in Scotland. Scotland contains thirty towns of more than lo.oeo inhabitants. Seven of these numbor wore than 30, 000 inhabitants, nine have between 20,000 and 10,000 und the romaiaing fourteen havefiom 10,000 to 20,000. We will give "S100 reward for nay caso of catarrh that cannot becured with" Halt's Catarrh Care. Tat on internally. V. J. CHJSNiiY Jc CO., Props., 'ioledo. O. Java's rams, Teacher What Is the islan J of Java noted for? Bright Boy (son of a gMcer) It's noted for th' coffee that useii to come from there. Street & Smith's Good News.

The Record Ot cons accomplished by Hood's SsciipariUa has never beea surpassed in the history If medietas. And the constant stream of letters Croio. people who wero almost ia despair but were ottred l y Hood's Sareapuriila ti wry ratifying . Because ot then we urge all who suffer from Scrofula, Salt ttlieum, or any other disease oacssd by impure blnod or h ratals ol IBs system, to ry Hood's Sarsavarilta. HOO0'6 PSttS-Insotat ItullTer, rag. tit It. 9UiUt". Mt,

Aluminum Hoeon J. W. Hanson, a jeweler in St Paul, Minn, and formerly a resident of Cincinnati, is having an electric motor made out of aluminum by a Sixth street model making firm. It will be t'm first motor ever made of this new metal. It is gotten out on an entirely now design, occupies a small space, and is very light, yet, accomplishes as much lis an ordinary motor. Thus an ordinary motor may weigh 100 pounds or moro, yet this weighing twenty or thirty, being a quarter lesa than tho ordinary, possesses great advantage in lightness. A boy can walk oil with It

Dntte ot a Goesb Wbilo a ituest ma'to yourself amenable In a certain decree to the bi.bltfof your friend's household. Do not attempt to rlt!e your hobbles or air your special "isms" on such occasions; In is not in good taste. Guests should adjust their taste, sight, smell, etc., to the different conditions of lite homes visited. It Is far from pleasant to feel that our gucttn has witli tho plummet line of her superior wisdom fathomed our shallows in domestic economy or family govern men t, found a disagreeable odor, or discovered the "skeleton" in our closet. Hearth and Hall. Commendable. AH claims not consistent with the high character ot f yrup ot Fins are purposely avoidod by tho Cal. Fig Byrup Company. It acts gently on the kidneys., liver and bow,Is. eloar.strtg the system effeotually, bul It is not a cm-all and m akes no p 'otealoss that ovory jottto will not sil)uun Uato. l urclikrs About Little Girl (weeping) Somobody has stolen my doll. Mother Your doll! Which one? Little Glri--The oldest ar.4 nicest one of all, the on i that didn' t have any lags, or arms, or hiiSr, or eyes, or anything. Street AS: nith's Good Ne ws. The Only Oaa liver Printed Can row rind Ji Word" There is a 9 -inch display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two wordsnlilia ej i?ept one word. Tho same in true ot eaoh nnw one appearing each week from Tho Dr. Ilnrter Medicine Co. ht house plaoee "Crescent " on everjtliinir they make anil publish. Look (r tt. send them the i.iam of tho word, and the;r will return you book, beautifull liiiaoouaPHS, OB SAUPUCS rntb A Terrifying- Subject. Blinks I saw a man turn pn le and tremble to-day at tho mention of tho American Nnvy. Klinks- Eh! Was he a (ornlgnorS' "No; ho belongs to the marines and he can't swim." Street and Smith's. Good News. Iirpuna blood Is the primary cnufie ot the majority of diseases to which the human family Is Biir.Ject Tho blood in T'astng through the system visits overy poi-tion of the oody 1( pure, carrying st roust h and vitality: If impure, di.'ioa-e and death. Blood poisoning is most dnagerous. I'rlcicly Ash Bitters will render the last Impossible, and will regulate the systom so that- health will bo a sure result. Wine Jraliure. The wine crop on thn Rhine, Moselle, ai d the Pala tinate Is said to be a -:o'.;i p'Bte failure, owine to the long frosts which occurred early in the season. -No Opium In Piso's Cure for Consumption. Cures BTttere other remedies UHL Tiro Week la a Wall. At Holly Springs, GaTa dog fell into a well and stayed there fourteen days before his owner found, him. He was taken out Mid is doing well

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II' "ALL mm I ST. Sleeplessness direst. IV I am glad to testify that I used Pat cor Koa, nig'a Keirve Tonic with the best sncocss tor sloaplesa aoiis, and believe tht it la really a great relief for suffering humanity, E. FRANK, Pasltoi. St. Eeverin. Elsylarton P. O., Pe, Login, Ohio, Oct. 18, 1890. I nsed FisstxK Koouig'a Hcevo Tonic la the case of a lS-yjar oli" boy for lease of St Vtxut Senco of two years' standing His Mtidition we, a most lamentable, as his limbs Trsrs constantly in motion, and at table his hj:di could not hold knite, fork or spoon. The eileotof this medlotuo was at once notloeablo t: all, and the boy hi:6lf remarked, "I know it Imlps mi." and bofore the tiKsoml bottle was Uled up, h insisted that there, was no necessity Jf taking more tui ha was entirel erred UoI ajLLFENBIlBtlKB. pinpan-A Valuable Book on Neirvoan L UL u Diseases sent free to so aldrosa, rHrr i"id poor paceptj can also oDtsla I Ilia U, this medicine fee or oluuae. Thia reioalt has beou prc.iatad by the Revurolti PsBior KoenW. of Fort Wayne, tad- sine and Is'iow pnnr5il under his ilifMUou by the KOPfliC MED CO.,Chioag9, lit (ioldbj B rc sifArts at St n BolUe. 6 JCarKO tiiiie, 111.75. eBotttoalbrSA, ORATEFUU-COWFORTiNCI, EPPSS COCOA BREAKFAST. "By a tHoMufh knowled? ot the aatanl taw winch govern lac operati ns of dlge-tion .inc. autrttl ii, and by a iiare'ul api.llo iUl.ui of the Bno rroterucsof wet'-s'leoto-i Cocoa, :dr. Epos has piovtdtd ourbrealctoit tables with adelK Mely flanured beerige whlob miy sure us muiy aoavy doctors1 hills. It Isuy ins JuJ-i'louJ use ot stuth aruclei of diet that aooaitltutlan may u gr dually built tit- until strong enoiza to resist ereey tendency to itlnae. Hundreds 'i.tiibtlo maladlee a n not: tng snood us radyto :ktiaclc wherever lluru Is a weak po&t. W e raayi&buu many a fatal s&aft by keep! ag ourselves well tortllle-l with pure Uood a-d a properly nourished, traiae." wCnj(i artica ?aetf." Made simply with boOlaq ntor or iilttH, SoiJ only In half-iKiund tin. y Okk; -r. labelled u: JA1UEH lire C., lio ii jsopatWc Ctemuas, LOKDO.V, SlKIUMD. Six Hiitst Taotrrsta, the mostnoted pbytlciiiactf Eajland, ea-jt that atom than utlfc faU diseases xw to from enow la diet. Send for Free iartpls ot Gar&M Tea to ills Wert 15th Street, Sew York City. GARFIELD TEA Over. comes rosnlts W( of iu ad asulnKtcuvoa Sick Headstall) res tors wemiiuitea :i:tisat.oisMi iwiksr. DON'T BUY Until you h ive soon Uu Ultisti(ed OoUlafist sad Ftk 1Mot OSGOOD A THOMPSON, BlNGHlMYON, IS. V., r rf tV lm on apntloaaan.

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