Bloomington Progress, Volume 25, Number 31, Bloomington, Monroe County, 23 September 1891 — Page 4

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-Mg around Tf ttreet, looklnp; Cor JofclwmHr pprachei n of tha ews . ataaloD merchants on thai street, and after coasWemb' shuffling aroand. 01- '' claiMd: "Say, boss, X Mnts teraxyera unesHon. "All laVat. so head.' "IUo ilt bt furnJefcer insnrad for "An; J wlH only cost bm ." MS"posI hart dat trumpery fBSiird, deboaseo two" Id raicli afire aud burn J what wonld I gUr "In that case, Sam, ytfi'd get polled Id, had then tent to Cranston tot tan or tfteen Tears. "What fer? Tor oefUoir the Ire, of coarse." ; "GoUt, itu dat so?- Well 1 am verry each 'blfcud to jar, an I guess C will dat t, and eff de 9400 go. MoraiHS aaa.'-gProvldence Telegram. HMrOtMitaplalwiliwSitaMMatt Oteaa (ho Mttta tamtam, aaoaeoftlaflnt (nauaofaa vtamtasaf tlie ao!l. Malaria ia a Unitlaaa 1b to UMMvlyaiiLndeiidffKattt ktrtM upnptMd to nmt rtbytheueaar are. IHbl minatlnna pKyenttm It, therelow, Inhuman oee aeeklof tlw tar Wmt in tax of keen a to paoilce thsnueltaa jrith a asarllatnil miaiitj acaiaat ehilla and (ever, WHsw remittent, and aflmeatavf klndnioti. gfa. BoatatUt'aStomaehHtvOT taaa let nearly halt of a oentary baen wMaoad to teak Itou 71a(n so Oklahoma, from Vlotorh. to aaa tmn aW Sal, la acknowledge eunerlortty aascawtth a ehaUange la locaUttea vlienlt atM bean naai. Hedloa laatauony, the moat soaliTra and tUmrt, baeks ap the gmum l voraats.no lm in nanni to ite Ttatau in cue at ftMt aanplaiat. dyspepsia, oonattpetloo, taev LUU limwij lamia ateWsae. flto' many children Sara yoaT gravely questioned a . Boston . consas eeN mora tor. "Two." mplied the ladj. . "What is the age I ike otdastT "I have no oldest. " . "WeO, of the youngest, tsen? rfaTe no Toongesi." "What then? Are they twioaT "So.". I ask these question oflciallj, and nut have n correct answer." "Before 1 was married I w as a school teacher, and I taught pupils that the aparUtire degree should not be used in coanpariBg two. things. I ?rttctfce what I tanght. Ht elder chili i lOand my rsonger oha'a." ' . JJB.X. IV GOBSUCH. RIa4x 0..ave. 1 aavsnmcaced nndicUe tor tarty yean ; la kl tvataratkm ' utac i ooma preecnoa vttkaa raaea caaAdanoa of aaoaaaa H Ii Hatt'a Catmrt a Omm 8old by Driggiata, Ka, Maaa altal ta Dad raaiav It"7Wi want to know how many foob thsca are in the world, offer prize to tavBoa wboean Jump- the highest. A man will wwk harder for a aollar prize tbsa he will to earn two dollars, and be Jass a weir satisfied with himself if he taOatogetlt. . aUtt ft Blacaactw Avery good antpority glvea a simple remedy for hiccough a lamp of. sugar latt rated with yiaegar. In ten eases, triad as an experiment, it stopped hieeeaghlg nine. Ladies' Home Journal. GO AND VtEW THE LAND. Om Amnntasch. Sentembet ISth an kcmberSnh. Low Bate Harvest Excursions ajtt be Ma frost, jlu, station- on ram dun suwui) to tne Great Farmlne agioas ol the West. Northwest. Booth and atwtlhwiat. Ticket rood retommg for thirty days bom date ol saio. Taeerori were nerer ao good as this year, and ti e Railroad Bat, via 'Wsbash. aner hr. Whutever aaition yon wish as iaK be re and write t or -all upon thaaeanst Tabash. ticket agent for pap. ttaalais M tojaua, time of '..rains, aoeomoaatioa4t(. If ton de not fire atjaeent to the Wabash, wrtte at one to T.Cmamua. GenT Pauuwl Ticket Afiont. Bt.JUonia. JtO. Ax aaraaUTo Xaatk. (ti l adv Ttis plaster yo sold, me won't r tea. trtot'a Boy-C soon fix thai Mr. I iru klliaHrSh ttcJrr flrtaner e kad ;-18treet at 6 mBh'aeqerews JT 0imA in Klso'a Core tor Coasampa,)a wlam other reaadlasfatt. SBo. . J-si fiwaiHa Kaanjatoa 3Uki Colog to cajip out this yearf Whts No. Cost- too ranch. Wh sre's the eostt ' .Ppttorj?HHi'-.Vew Vark Weelcly. arllte-ftaBrTJr.alBaa:aiaail aaia Taami . So ilia ttariatdiraaa. Hao wfitaacawa. 9raaUaaaai trt-1 iMlt tr to 'liaai. aiadtoPf.Kitni.iaAtch8t.mia-. fiaetms appropriate enough io awUsLy rat-to go iato Uinid-atkm, ltnsk s lowtaU (tale) short. man, sitter has eaten a good dinner, mar feel Ktrar i-inTooa; bat the next dav ri'iaf -Jr.. Imt he is surly and grim, his Iptiiijt nd liver are sluggfflh, bo ,-wjamaa, aesponaent lata -oat oi ! ; j6k uenei-sHy. Bat he nay get -a- proiB4 retina for his money by cBBjg Dt. PSeroe's Pkiwmt " ftereii nothirtgiacs tbeta. They sow tisy Xgrer Pills, sagajr-floated, tmt tbovoigh in results. One Pellet ItlatBf Are to four cathartia . Tor Indigestion, Biliousness, said Q arrangements of the Stomach, liftr mad Bowels, they work like a ihana,and you get a basting benefit Sad parnunent caro. Tljeyre the cheapent Pill, becaxbtt aafw and surt, white the mawifactran guarantee theylt grre satiflaotkss, or yonr jnoney is rutaned I only pay for the good you get Can yon aek Btoro t What'n the use! Buffering any noru from those dizzy spells, the lasjalaohea and all ; make the attack TOBrsetf, with one or two of these lnS-aPBflets, and they will do te r?st. They are a perfect fpsavpncVt; remedy. Parely vegoMU9 and pcrteetiy narmiew. Jty osbm a vtai. AHlK-JISIlh-ill raliof. and la an 1X17 au mas zor mca. at; as on br mail. Kami Box alia. Saw loaa On aawajfttai StEK TO tkawix. waparSMD aaaaaar. iw m foarivu a moeiB ana exsagmtt, mm m weuuumn vn. that Cleans Most is Lenox.

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BY DAVID LOWRY. CH AFTER XIX. J(IB rHALTZKg TUB LAWYER. I most go back to the n orning of tho day nit which Dick's triumph ended so nnforiunat'.'ly In tho ring. IkoJt nks, "alias Pratty, passed up tho 8 tree I on which Monsieur Suf&ur's Academy wa located, at the time Joo had said she was to be seen at tho window. Ho sal ut d her and stro loon, turn'ng neither to ;he right nor tho loft. Shorty afterwards a few min-.tos lateras Joe looked out on tho street she saw Job Wonder staring at her. How long he had been there she did not know. It could not have boon long. Ho seemed to have 'took root," to use his own homely language. The nosnent he saw he was observed, he Watted away quickly in the iliroct'on opposite to that Mr. Pratty had taken. fen tainntes later the precious law yer's clark and fi rmer met "Woll you saw her." "YS but great nancakes! Who'd a fcnow'd hrl Why, if Td run agin her plum fi re to face on the street, l a never said it 'twas Joe." "Von say it is hor now?" 'Her. I reckon I ought to know." "That's the important point. Sure there's no mistake." "Look here voung man. Is It likely my sight's failed since I left home? I hain't drunk a drop-ne'er a drop. I've not got e and had my old roots grubbed out o' my mouth like Bijah Harkins, 'n' took gas, on" gone clean cri:y. I've bees hver hmg enough to'got used to the air; at wholesome victuals the butter might be a little better but I've took precious good care cf myself and if I don't know that gal from all other gals, then y wi d bettor 'pint commissioners, and pur. JobWonder in a lunatic asylum." "AU right When will you go back to my B:le'a office?" Arrived at Jeremiah Jenks office, that Individual took the farmer in hand in a profesMonaf manner that was the essence of cheek. "Well, Mr. Wonder, you are satisfied you hive seen the person we are both interetted in. What do you propose?" "Me?" "V." Jeremiah Jenks was biting his fingernails. Job Wonder's suspicions were aroused. "Why, I'm going to ask tbat gal to go homo with me right off, I'd done it on the spot but your nephew made mo promise I was only to look at hor to make Mure 'twas her and more'n that I wasn't to do nothin' till we'd talked it over. TJ sow I'm just bilin' over with things to say, if you'll let me say 'em. " To begin, with, Mr. Wonder, do you think she wonld co with you if you should promise everythirg you can think of?" "I.rd! Why won't she?" Why did she run away?" Oh! that was all a mistake. HI make that all right Jest as soon as she knows 8a man thy and my wife's sorry, and glad to get hor back. " "Stay. Do you think she isn't pretty comfortable where she Is? Isn't she well dressed? Isn't she looking better than she ever did?" "By gum! I'd novor know'd her! she's slicked np that wondorful " "What could you offer her that would compare with the life alio is living now?" "Jfch?" Job Wonder rose and stared at the lawyer. He had never looked at It in that light before. "See hjer, Squire. You lawyers bo squires. I reckon. I took that gal Joe out'n a county prorhonse. I signed papers for her. They meant I wasn't to let hor be a burden on the county. An' in Acorn County we allays live right -tip to what we sign right up to the handle every time," "Well? The farmer wished he would quit biting his nails, but he went on. "Why that's the sum total on't It's my duty to take care of that there gal! to bring her up tiU she's of age or till such time as I'm satisfied somebody else'll take good care of her. " "W-Ul?" "Ttat's enough, ain't it? Can't I take her? Who'se any better right, I'd like to know?" "Is that all? Are you through?" "Yrs, I be. Now fire atetd spit it right out, and I'll sample your say." Thrt lawyer smiled. "We don't do things in this State is that way. II' that girl says she was not treatod right, you can't get any officer in Sew York to sign a paper authorizing you to touch her not one." "1 can't!" "No! On the contrary, if anybody will come forward and give a statement supporting her statement of tho cruel- ! ties- practiced, she would be protected from the authorities of Acorn County!" "Great thunder!" That is the fact." Jeremiah Jenks' nail was bitten pretty closo now. Job Wonder's face expressed disgust and dismay. "I'm not concerned! I'm no poarttouKe nor no commissioner, nor overseer, either." No." The manner in which the lawyer spoke aogftred Job Wonder. What makes you say 'No' that way? Ton mean something. " "I do." The lawyer turned aqnare around and faced the farmer. "You have a motive in coming here wbavisK?" "I don't know whether you'd understand it tain't likely you would boin' a lawyer." -rn try." "I come to New York jest because I took a liking to that girl. There's not a neuter agin me. I'd like to see any man said then) is a heater agin me " "What do you mean by a heuter, Mr. 1 Wonder?" j "Pshaw! I mean nothin in reason ,

no sort of ground for any fault just nothing at all. " Ohl "See hyer, Mr. Jenks. Spit it out, an' done with It "Well, Mr. Wonder, I'll put a case -tio on. I'm Hstenin'. But don't uso no law lingo. Just yon break It up, so's I Hn understand it "We'll say the girl has not been fairly treated." Who says so?" "No matter. Possibly there are persons who heard you pity her, and say the Superintendent of liarnesvillo oughl to be cowhided for whipping tho girl." "That's that dod-blasied B-eeni He'i. a dirty sneak, an' all the world knows if Suppose there was a friend of Joe's, or friends, who were disposed to look into the matter, and they found a bad state of affairs at the poorhouse?" Well?" "And suppose they learned that you got her, and that the girl ran away from you because she was unjustly accused of tet ling, when a cloud of witnesses can be brought to prove her innocence wi.f clearly established " "Now I know it's that rascally, dirtr, sneaking, cowardly Breeu." "There's more than Breen for wit- : nesses," said the wily lawyer. Now then," said Job confronting Jeremiah Jenk) angrily, while the color Sashed over his face until it became perpie, "I've got your measure. Yon think Vm scared. Well, I ain't not a mite not a mite! Now you thought you had a greenhorn Yon think I'd pay somethln' rathf r than have my name mixed np, that I'd do most anything to keep my sister and wife's nemo out o the dod-blested newspapers. Bat you don't know your vain. ' Not you don't by juffnll. My ulster's like me we've both aid Bmvtkiv-but '4 m m

the man that's got any hotter record than hers or mine, an' as for my wifo's name lord! All Acorn County will stand right np for Maria Wondorl You thought I'd like to bo shet of tho hull business, boin' as how I'd ook tho girl home, 'n' sho'd scooted, V Id made myself fort o' responsible. Yoa got somo hindsight plan workln but I've got just enough foresight to steer clear o' all your trapsl You expected I'd plaak down mebbo a hundred dollan. or more jnst to got tho girl to hold her tongue or help to got her away. I don't want her away. I don't kor where she is, as long as she's with respectable folks. Hut I'll toll you jus'; what I will do I'll Introduce myself to tho folks sho's with. I'll havo a square talk, and it she gets into any trouble, an' thoy'll let mo know in time, why then I'll spow! wall, you'll find ouii how much money I'll spend to find out what you've been up ta sondlu' answes tti honest men's advertisements, and loldin' of 'cm in town, 'n springin' your forty little mosquito traps onto 'om! You rcind! I'm gain' now. You'll mobbe wish you'd never seed Job Wondor lioforo I got through with you " And whirling on of th office. Job Wonder walkod away, leaving Jeremiah Jenks almost white with rajto. Tho lawyer struck his dosk with his clonched list in his impotent wrath. At the same time a low cl.uckle a sly chuckle sounded in the ba jk room. It was Ike tho 'topcful Ike. Ho laid his head on ono sldo, and said to himself: "Oh, my! Ain't that just pary lining?" CHAPTER XX.

JOB DISAPPEARS MV8TB1 K.CSLV. Job Wonder was a man who never lost time once ho mode up li s mind. Ho walkod straight from Lawyer Jenks' office to Monsieur Dufaur's acadomy, and rang the boll. "They can't do no morc'n nut mo out," he said to himself, ".in' I'll glvo 'em a cianco, now my dander's np. I ain't goin' to stay hyer in New York all this time, 'n go home to Samantby and Maria with my finger in my mout a." The wolcomo Madame Dufaur gave him surprised him. Madam thought he was calling in relation to :t pupil, probably. "My name's Wonder Job Wonder. " Madam bowed. "I'm from Acorn County. Madam bowed and smiled. "Yoa have a gal hyor they call hor Joo." "Eh, sir!" Madam's face was sevei-e now. She said to herself, "This man wants to take her back to that cross slate r of his. " "Why, I called to see Joo, but ef you're any objection, I've nothin' more to say, 'cept I'm down right glad to see her in 4 nice place, 'n look in', Lord! I never did think she could lpok like she does. " "Well, sir, I am Hstenin'." "Yes, I see you be, but you don't take much stock in me. You don't say so, but I can tell, ginerally. Ilowsoraovcr, boin' as how I como hyer in answer to that pesky lawyer's letter, an' spent my time an' money, why, I thought I'd drap in 'n give you to understand that, if anythin' happens to Joe, I'd like you to let me know. I'll spend money on findln' out anybody that model! es with her. She's in a lino place with you a beavitiful place n I don't I wouldn't Interfere for anything, missis that's, all I called to say." Pray keep your 3eat, si r. You speak of danger. Why do you i hink anybody would trouble Joe?" "I don't think thny wllL 1 jiast thought if anybody should, you know." "This is strange." "Yes, 'tis kinder silly- but that's 11IL ma'am. Not another thing as I know of." "Well, you are as kind as Joe says you are." "Did she say that?" j "She always speaks kindly of you, Mr. Wonder." "There now! Who'd s. thought it? Well, I thought mebbo sho wouldn't bear spite agin me. I took s, fancy to that little mite but Lord! hovr you've boon improvin' of hor. I bot my wife and 1 Sainantby wouldn't know her if . they'd meit her. That's all, ira'&m. I was going to afk hor to go hone with mo if I :found fhe wasn't fixed to hor own mind. I'm oblcoged t'yo, ma'am, I'm suie. Givn Joo my rospcuts. " 1 You can speak to hoi if you wish, Mr. Wondor. 'Well, now 1'f you'll obleege mo, ma'tn." Madame Dufaur wont out and returned with Joe who ran to the f armor and extended her hand. "0! Mr. Wonder you con't want mo to go back to tho poorhouso! "Why, bless your heart I wouldn't le you go back to Zeko Caper, not for five hundred dollars." "Then I'm so glad to see you., because yt u were so kind to mi" "Pshaw, now how you talk." "It's true, Mr. Wondor. You are tho first ono that ever gavo me a kind look or word." "Poor gtv! I reckon Hint's true. " "Are you going homo rijht away?" I 'Soon as I can make a train, miss." I "Don't all mo miss, Mr. Wonder call me Joe. "Well, I will. You ain't spoiled if you do wear lino clothes. " "Wo try not to spoil peoplo," said Madauie Dufaur, who was much amused with his manner and language "WeU if you'd come down to Acorn (bounty. I'll guarantee yon a job that'll last you all the year round, l.f you can improve folks as you nave improved Joe, hyer." Joe blushed vividly as he looked at her. "You've got kinder tot ed down like bnt there's a lot 0' devilment in them syoe yet Well I'll tell fr'amahthy and Maria how I found yon and nobody 'II be gladder 'n jnst Samnnthy.J Sho s took on mightily ever sonce you run away sho's dead sorry it happened." "Tell your sister I novor give it a thought now. "You may be sure I'll carry home tbat message. It'll sorter case hor to know it Well, I'll be goin' now. (iood by, Joe good-by, ma'am and mind what I've said. Uood-by, ma am." And Job walked out, bowing and swinging his hat as politely as If ho was talking to a pa-son. "If I had thought of It," f aid Madame Dufaur, "he could have gone with you and Miss Murray to the circus; now I must go with you. I dare nob trust you alone." That was tho littlo speech Madame Dufaur smiled at She daro not trust two young ladles alono but she did not want to see the circus. Such an Idea was absurd! So, tha same evening, Madame accompanied the two mtssos to the circus. What happened there has a'ready been told. I have been thns particular in re'atIng those details In the ordor in which the events happoned, In order that the reader will roallze tho bearing they had upon subsequent events. When Joe behold Dick on Firefly she started and trembled so that Madame Dufaur thought she shivered with the draft of air. and bade her draw - hor wrap closer about her. Joe was spell-bound. Sho had never beheld anything like a circus. It was a ll now, wondorful, charming: Sho was delighted with everything. When the white mare was led around the ring she fixed her gaze on the r'der, in whom she beheld a strong resemblance to Dick. She did not dream it was Dick; such a thought never entered her mind. Bat there was a something Joe could not define iho feeling that snddonly recalled poor Dick, whom sho at that moment thought was in Baroesvilie PoorPome. When Dick fell from tho mare, and lay at her sldo stnnnod, she was the first to lift tho girl's head (as she and all tho spectators thought), while Madame Dufaur fanned DIck. There was a sharp, drawn look in Dlcic's face that thrilled her it was so.llko poor, dear Dick who had fought hor buttles and bravod Zeko Caper that Joo 8l od t-ars, And now, to think, a 'tor all that hap pened '.0 hor, that Ulck had his adventills tQ lelftta, How charmiuf it would

be to listen to his account of h'S eyprriences. The world was beginning to V) a bright, beautiful world to Joe. She

1 was llko a bird tho romulndor of the ' day. She sang and dancod t irouerb '.ho rooms; Madamo Dufaur ami ed, and nodded quietly to her husb&nci, who eyed Joo in his turn curiously. Joe thought Dick would surely return in the evening with the clown's wile or clown; but ovoning cume, passed, and there was no sign of either. Tliea hf td- , a me Dufaur consoled her by telling her inoy wouia come in artor too nvonlffi s performance. "In tho moant.mo," said Mtidnmc, "I want you to do an errand for mo." Joe was only too glad of -ti e opptrtunlty to ;o out. She felt the lour ivnils rather Irksome that evening. Sho sot hor things, and receiving hor instrcctions loft the house humming a licwerng she had hoard Madame Dufau;- Mut'lKfc. It was not until she was i;one that Madame Dufaur recal od Job Wonder's words that seemed to convey a wanting. Then sho laughed. "Nonsoscl what could happen a ehlM ; like that," ai.d Madame Dufav.r smiled. But sho pondered deeply when ha f an hour passed and Joe did not return. At the end of an hour Madair.e Dufanr was In a fovor of apprchons'on. "Something has happoud to Joe," she raid to her husband. "Eh what is it?" Madtt'i.e told him her forebodings related the farmer's strange warning. "It is not possible!" oxcla mod Monsiour Dufnui "but I will soo! I will soon see!" And Monsieur Dufaur darted off no tin police autbor;t e. Uc found littlo on couragomont thoro however, he d d ail that prosance of inlud and discretion could suggest When h roturned homo, he plus to find Joo there, bis grave fafto betrayed the truth to Madamo Dufaur. Ah! Poor child! Sometbiag terriblo has has happened to her." Montour Dufaur turned his face away and looked out of the window at the people passing. But ho siid n ver a word. fTO be cormNtrEC'. Iop Broathtng. Among the most notable characters in Washington is Rev. Dr. Mi! burn, the blind chaplain of tho Houso of representatives. He is ovor VO years of ago, and hale and. hearty. There would be nothing remaikablu :ji this bat for the fact that for the firiit half of his existence Dr. Wilburn was ia very delicate health and had oo hope of reaching the half century, or, indeed, of ever beiDg well. His experience may be of value to many of oux readers. First, he is a temperance man, though a veteran smoker. As a child he was very fragile, and his eyo 1 wart, sa weak that in school, from bending o"er his books, he became affected with curvature of the spide, ourva iure of the breast; bone, and a disease ol the heart Betwoen 19 and 36 years oi' age ho weighed from 107 to 115 pouncis. At the ge of 34 he became impressed with the value of d jep chest breathing, and to this habit more than nr. y thing else He attributes his Ion; life ami splendid health. He increased his ohest measurement twelve inohes and his weight from fifty to sixty jiounds. He crJtivated breathing as ths basis of life, and he can now inhale and exhale as large aquantity of air an s.ny other living man. He says the average wellbuilt man does not "take into hi lungs over 220 cubio inches, bursas his lungs oaght to be capable of receiving 330 inches. In the morning, before arising, he removes all the bed covering except the sheet, opens tho windows to admit fresh air, lieu fiat on his book, vdth knees drawn up, find prao tioos ioep breathing for ten minutes, taking in all the air his lunt?s will hold and expelling it forcibly. He breathes only ihroagh his nostiiln, never through the mouth. Ho in careful us to diot, cleanliness of person, regular in hibits, etc, but considers deep breathing the secret which insures good health. Lung Gjrranaulo. A Biriss doctor says that ranny persons who extend their mental wort well ii to tho night, who during the evening follow attentively the programme of a theater or oonoert, or who eDgagc evenings iu the proceedings of sooietins or clubs, are awake aod in the morning or in the night witlli a headache. Ho is particular to jay that be does not refer to that headache which our Teutonio brethren designate "kctzenjan mer" that follows certain convivial indulgences. This hiMclaohe nffeots n.any persons who are q iite well otherwise, and it is due in part to the previous excessive work oi' the brain, whereby an abnormal flow cf blood to that oigan is caused, in pa rt to other causes; for example, too great heat of rooms, contamination of tho air with carbolic acid, exhalations from human bodies and tobacco smoke. For a long while the doctor was himself a suffernr from headache of this kind, but of late years has wholly protected i lumfte 1 from it by simple means. ! When he is obliged to continue his j brain (fork in the evening, or to be out late rights in rooms not well vontilat- , ed, ins tead of going directly to bed he ! takes :t brisk walk for half an hour or an hour. While taking thin i;ramp he stops aow and then and practices lung gymnastics by breathing in and out deeply a few times. When he then goes t bed he sleeps soutidly. Notwithstanding tho shortening of the hours of sleep, he awakes with no trace of headache. 'Iher exists a olear and well-known physiological reason why this treatment should be effective. I hlloioplly of Boiling an IBgg, Tht white of an egg istdlmmen, and the Tulk also, bnt containing a peculiar oil, snys Dr. A. t. Heath, in tie American Agriculturist. ICtie the albumen that, heated at 130 deg. F., coagulates a ad r saders tho egg celicious, tender and digestible. But if tha temperature is raised beyond the perfectly coagulating poit.t, tlw albumen will dry, (brink and become leathery and indigestible. Large sggs placed in boilit g water will not properly "jellify," or coagulate the albumen of either the white or of the yelk in three and s half minute i. Then, to secure the desirable degree oi cooking or coagulating of the albumsri of tho ogg or of a steak, the tempeia iure should be jurt sufficient when longer continued to pnrfectly cook, and not sear and hornify the nutritiveelemunt ef food, until cooking impairs digestibility rather than, as it should, promote it. .V meal prest.pposes preparation, calculation and forethought. Then why not as well apply these to uniform, certain and perfect cooking of eggs. Ten minutos before the meal hour put the eggs into a vessel into which bailing water has previously beer., poured, cover and set aside, and when the meal is retdy to be served ths i-ggs will be perfectly cooked. If somo of the family cedre their eggs harder, two or three minutes longer will be perfectly digestible. Too much fuol is wasted in sjioiling food that should be made delicious and digestible, but which too often is innutridous, indigestible and tasteless. Oti! of the latest additions to the British navy ii the Blenheim, a protected cruiser of 9,000 tons displacement;. Of thix weight i, 300 tons nre for tie protec:iig plaleii, e.rmament, equipment and coal, ilhe :is 87'2 fuel long' 65 feet beam, 20,0(10 horse powtir, and 12 knots speed. Kl 0 is consideiisd to le the largest, fastest pud moBt pownrful war ship in the world. When a girl breaks oft uiatia tomiibodjr is taw tu be "fireil,"

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HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DOINGS HERE AND THERE. Jokua and Joka'eta that Are Supposed to Bin Bean Ilavantly Born- Bajrluca aau Doing that Are Odd, Curloua and l-aujhabla, A Favere Ta it. Neighbor How do yon like your new neighbors? Little Girl Mamma says they is awful nice people, real polite, an' Christian. "Hex she called?" "No, but we've sent in to borrow a dozen diff 'rent things, an' they didn't ones say they was just out." He Wa tbe Wrour Stan. Patient What kept you away so lonu;, Doctor ? I've waited for you for live iiours. Country Doctor Why, the fact is my wife was busy curing hams and needed my assistance. I-'f tient She ought to have, called other help if she wanted 'em cured, and I'll tell her so. Pharmaceutical Era. Looking Cltlwarit. The Western magistrate You are ohaiged, sir, with killing six of our oldest and most respected citizens. What have yon to say ? 1'fisouor They were all of 'em rich old penny-grablers wot was leavi-i' the best buildiu' sites ia town lie idle,wuitis for a higher price. "Well?" "Well, your Honor, I belong to tho village improvement society." Ulstanca by Ta Ham. Cousin Phil What made you tell me Mrs. Jenkins lived twenty minutos from Fenno's corner? You led me a long walk for nothing. You'd have been more correct to have said three. Ethel Is that so? I am sorry. But, yon see, I walked the distance only once, and then in company with young Dr. Tomkins, who talked medicine all the. way. Pharmaceutical Era. Hi Weakness). "Who made yon?" asked the Sunday school teacher of a youth from Fell street. "I don't know," was the reply. "Well, God made you," said the ohsx " That so ?" replied the boy. "I blieve I'v) heard that beforo, but I'm like mo old man never was no good atremembetin' uames." Drak Magazine. ' Two 1 oys. Little Daughter Oh, mamma, didn't you say Diok inusn't go with that neighbor's bey V iiamma indeed I did. "Well, he's with him behind the barn smoking cigarettes." "Horrors! Ia that dirty-faced boy teaching Diok to smoke cigarettes ?" "Ko'in. Dick's teaohia' him." Ilia Kaga Explained. Hardnut Listen to thi3, pard. He le's a fashion note Bays "there is a rage for souvenir spoons." JjightliDger That's official, by love I and the rage sets in just after we've been ar' tapped the silver pantry, eh, old boy? Xonkers Qazetle. Extweemlr Utevah. First Chappie Oh, my deah boy; he:: he! he! I have tou now. Why was Balaam an astronomer? He! he! Second Chappie Give it up, muh deoh boy. First Chappie Why, because he found he! he! he! an ass to roid. don't yuh know; ho! ho! he) Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. Tun lteaiou Why. "Your letters do not seem so bright and interesting as they used to be," sho wrote, reproachfully, to her young man, and the young nian mused softly to hinself : "That's strange; they used to be perfectly satisfactory to the other girl." HomerviUe Journal. To Bo IV or 1 Together.' Mrs. Bangle I notice by the newspapers that hand-painted thirt fronts are coming in for men. Bangle Wouldn't they go vrell with cv staid pie decorated picnic, trousers? Chronicle Telegraph. A Model llusbnr:!. Putney I pride myself that I am a model husband. Grnyneok In what respect? Puflley Well, I know that nothing gives my wife so much pleasure as to do things for me, so I let her do everything for me. Drew tha Una. Miss Smilax I like to waltz with you, Mr. Wooden ; but why don't yon ever reverse Wooden Well, I- have reverses enongh iu my business without bringing them into my pleasures. A Traction Car. Quidnunc What's the matter with this oar? This is the third time it's got off tho track. Smartly Why, this is one of those track-shun cars. MRS. SUSAN C. COOKE. The K w Secretary or the Woman's Board or 1 he World'a Fair. Mrs. Susan G. Cooke, who has been oflicial'y appointed to tak.) Phabe Oouzins' place as Secretary of the Board of Lady Managers, is a very rapid worker, clear-headed and expeditious, and in addition to these qualities is exceedingly patient and tweet-tempered. She was born in New York. Her father was Dr. George Spanlding Gale, one of tbe most prominent surgeons of Vermont, and her grandfather, also a native of Vermont, was one of the heroes of 1812. Her mother was allied to one of the oldest familioi in New York and possessed muoti ;lutelleotual ability. Mrs. Cooke was educated iu New York City and shortly after graduation married Sidney E. Cooke, a member of the Now York Btook Exchange. They moved to Knoxville, Tenu.. and Mr. Cooke died there in 1863. Mrs. Cooke has had much experience in charitable work and for several years was one of tho mauagers of the Brooklyn Orphan Asylum. She is a woman of wide culture and with a winning gentleness. Sbe has a quick senso of humor and is an interesting conversationalist. She has also the faoulty of adjusting dillicnltieB without resorting to hoioio methods and promoting theendu oi penot itad Ur-piO-Vfi

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Rerarma Coder Aloxanddr TX The reaction which has st in sinco the withdrawal of the restri'Jtions imposed by Nicholas was complete. iSot; only was tho censorship no longer exercised with anything approaching rigor a nogative change which had the effect of calling into existence journals innumerable, nearly all of an extreme liberal tendency but polici supervision was now so inadequately performed that secret printing-presses, all used for revolutionary purpoinw, could be established in tho very heurt of St Petersburg. It was in 18S1 and 1862 that tho first numbers of ths revolutionary print called "Land and Liberty," and o;!' another called "Groat Russia," were produced and circulated from hand to hand, and that revolutionary proclamations were for the first time printed and posted up at night on tho walls of tho public buildings. The prohibition enforced by the censorship of Nicholas' time against all foreign books of a political and philosophical character had been removed with such success that; volumes which 110 one out of Kus4a would consider dangerous, but which had really the eff:t of exciting and iiflaming the inexperienced Russian mind, were introduce! in large quantities. Buckle and Mill 'sero much read in But sian translations. "Mill on Liberty" appeared in two vetwions, one of which was eririohed by notes from the t.-ansh.tor, who pointed out that Mill's notions on the subject of freedom were meager and not sufficiently advanced. The first half-dozen yews of the reign of tho Emperor Alexand er formed a period lens of reform thiKa of relief. It was not until February, 1861, that, after a long and painful process of elaboration, the reform known officially as the "law for the ameliorat ion of the condition of tho peasantry" in other words, the emancipation of the serfsWas proclaimed. Meantime the precise constitution of the contemplated district and provincial assemblies for the management and regulation of local interests had not yet been decided upon, while the institution of open tribunals, with oral evidence and the jury system, existed only ,as a project fully entertained. But the newspaper press had already been placed in quite a new position, and iho censorship wns exercised with a very light hand, both in regard to publications issued in Bmisia and to those introduced from abroul. The universities, too, had been thrown open to all who could, or could not afford a few shillings a term in tho shape of fees; for a fund hud been establi ihed by the richer, students, aided by the professors, to which persons unconnected with the universities were allot red, arid even encouraged to contribute, in the interest of those for whom the almost nominal charges made by the university authorities were nevertheless too high. Exhibitions and scholarships were founded for their benefit; aud the actors, actreiisos, singers and musicians of the capitsl were expected an d indeed required, to give entertain ments in aid of tie poor students' 'un 3, which it became so much the fashion to support that tho poor student seemed at one time on the point of himself becoming fashionable. H. Sutherland Edwards, in Harper's Man aiine. About the last of February, 1865, Mr. B. F. Warron.a photographer, of Waltham, Mass., left homo, intending, if praoticabe, to visit the array in front of Bichmond and Petersburg- Arriving in Washington 011 the morniag of the 4th of March, and finding it r ecessary to procure passes to carry oat the end ha had iu view, he eonclvd id to remain there until tho inauguration ceremonies were over, and, having carried with him all the o;paratns necessary for takiug negatives, ho decided to try to secure a sitting from the President. At that time rumors oi plots and clangers had caused the friends of President Lincoln to urge upon him tho necessity of a guard, and, as ho had finally permitted the presence of such a body, an audience with him was somewhat difficult. On the afternoon of tho 6th of March, Mr. Warren sought a preiientation to Mr. Lincoln, but found, aster consulting with the guard, that an interview could be hod on that day in only a somewhat irregular manner. Afte:i' some conversation with the officer in charge, wh became convinced of hit loyalty, Mr. Warran was admitted w ithin the lines, and, at the same time, wra given to understand that tho surest way to obtain, an audience with the President was through the intersessiou of his littlo son "Tad.." The latter vas a great peit with the soldiers, and wa constantly at their barracks, and soor made his appearance, mounted upon his pony. He and the pony were soon placed in position and photographed, after which Mr. Warren asked "Tad" to toll his father that a niMi hail come all tho way from Boston, and was particularly anxious to see him and obtain a sitting from him. "Tad" wont to seo his father, and word was soon returned that Mr. Lincoln would comply. In the meantime Mr. Wurren had improvised a kind of studio upon tho south balcony of the White House. Mr. Lincoln soon came ont, and, Baying but a very few woris, took his scat as indicated. After a single negative was taken, he inquired : "Is flint

all, sir!1" Unwillicg to detain him longer than was absolutely necessary, Mr. Warron replied. "Yes, sir," and tho President immediately withdrew. At the time he appeared upon the balcony the wind was blowing; freshly, as his disarranged hair indicates, and, as sunset was approaching, it was difficult to obtain a sharp picture. Six weeks later President Lincoln wis dead, and it is doubtless true that this is the lost photograph ever mode of him. 27te Century. Engllilt Comment on Out J.'oor-Houaes. Pauperism and tho Uritol States are ideas which it is difficult for the mind to associate; nevertheless tho census returns show us that uaupoiism is thoro not wholly unknown. Same of the American paupers are supported by contract wi;h private persons who receive them on their farms or places of residence. Others are maintained in public almshouses, and of this class of poor there are now 73,045, which Is less, however, bj some 5,000 than the figures of 1880, wl.on the population' w as little over fifty millions. Of this number tho negroes and mulattos count lor MIS, the Indians fot 3(1 and tho Ch inese for 13. It, is amusing to uoto tho reluctance iu America, to call those institutions "almshouses" our term "workhouses" Is, of course, unknown. In Arizona, says Mr. Howard Wines, In California, Colorado, and Nevada they aretormeel "hospital?;" in Ohio "infirmaries;" in Indiana, ' asylums, " and In North Carol ina tho names of most almshouses wore changed by a recent act of tho Legislature to "homos for the aged and infirm." London Nows, I afflicted with Sore Eyea, urn Or. lata Thompson's Fye Water. Druggists sell it JlSa. What has become of the old fashioned woman who was always longing tor birch boor.

The Elixir Ot Life Is vha ; my wife and i el) Hood's Pars apart lift. 8b. ftwn in deUrote beiltb two roam at last couttned to hot 1 ted, causal by Dyspepsia and Neuralgia Sbeh in taken three bottles o( Hood'a Sanapaillla, and bar. (vxatned her health and irtrenat'i t cmi eat anything without diBtrtsti." b,Btovbb, Ex-U.S. Maretui, Cuirlcatown, Jefferson Couul r. W. Vo. K. B, lie auro to got Hood's Saruaparilia ha boat blood puiltler. th mt :in bolper, V& bHlltMlfUl binder. Heeil'8 PIIH-ivigrtvtt;ltva,rni!al fc'avWla. tatlHttl! fit

Its Excellent Qnslitfes Commend to public approval tbe California liquid irult remedy, Syrup of Fig's. It la pleasing to tbe eye and to the tasto, and by gently acting on tho kidneys liver and bowels, It cleanses the system offectually, thereby promoting the health and comfort ef all who use it. Our Cool Cities, Sweltering Stranger Phnw! Seems as if I'd melt Thermometer must bo about a hundred. Citlzon Nonsense! Yoa go to tho top of thr.t forty-story building, climb into the tower, and look up at tbe official weather service thermometer, and you'll find it Isn't over soventy-si.;. New York Weokly. Harvest JBxeursloaa, On Septembct 29th tha Chicago anil Northwestern Railway Compauy will run Marvost Excursions to points in Iowa, Minnesota, North ami South Dakota, Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho and Montana. Tickets for these excursions will be first-class io every respect; will be good for return passage within thirty days from date of purchase, and will bo sold at such favorable rales as to afford an oxcellenl. opportunity for home-seekers and those ia search of profitable investments to e mino for themselves the many advantages offered by the Great West and Northwest The reports received from this entire region indicate an exceptionally abundant harvest this year, i.nd these excursions will be run at the very season when exact demonstrations of the merits of this favored section can tie mado. For rates and detailed information apply to any ticket agent, or address W. A. Thrall, General Possengor and Ticket Agont, Chicago and Northwestern Railway, Chicago, I1L Time tor AU Thins. Deacon Ebony Now that th' watermillion, crop is 'bont ovab, it seems tor me, Mlstah Jctt, it would be a good time tor start a revival. Parson Jett Not ylt, Brudder Ebony, not yit. The spring chicken crop Is jiss' begun, Street & Smith's Good News. vfe.!. preserved women, while consulting their mirror Bee lcsido their satislliJd reflection tho calm and earnest face of Lydia . rinkbani, They can tell you why. IVeatern Enterprise. Stranger (in Dugout City. Kansas) It doesn't seem as if this placo coiild havo 20,000 population as you report Resident Wall, it ain't got quite that much ordinarily. You see we took the census tho day the circus was in 'own. New York Weekly. Tbe Only One Ever Vri nted Can Sou Find tlio Ward? There is a S-incb display ndvortlsemont In this paper this week which has so two words alike except oi .o word. The sumo is true or each now one appearing O'teh week from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent" on ever;r(.hing tboy make and publish, Look for It. send tbem tho name of the word, and they trill return you book, beautifuix UTiwoitArus, OF SAMPLES PHKT2. But She Was loong. "I tbinfc women," said a girl of 1(5 the other night in a crowd of women much older than herself, "are so foolish about concealing their ages." Imvure blood ia tbe primary cause of. the majority if diseases to which tij tmtuaci family is subject Tho blood in passing through tho system visits every portion ol! tbo body If pure, carrying atrongth and vitality; if Impure, drsoase and donth. Blood poisoning is most dangOToas. Prickly Ash Bitters will render tbo last ImptissiOlo, and will regulate the system so tbat tiei.lih will bo & sure result. No Kin can go straight ahead who to)ks backward.

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